>Honey, did I tell you about that time I went to a parallel world and had to save you from getting abducted by aliens>It was funny because I was in a time loop and every time I didn't save you, you got mindraped by them
Actually we say mindfucked, not mindr***d
>>747638604She got lobotimized
>>747643224Perfect wife material
>>747643224That's kinda hot
>>747638604>Also there were two of you, and they were sisters>The other sister? No, she wasn’t abducted by aliens. There were two brothers that looked like the ranch hand that used to work here. The one that hated your dad. They tried to steal a milk shipment from her while dressed as ninjas.>and they were good friends…
You self inserters are pathetic
>>747644172>at least your sister cared for you>she gave you alcohol, so you wouldn't feel a thing when the moon finally hit termina and killed everyone
>>747638604>And you were a good friend
>>747644236VagueGOD...
>>747638604Hero of Time canonically died a bitter loser that had no descendants.
>>747647084Twilight Princess shows that he canonically died as a bitter loser that had descendants thougheverbeitwhatforhonestlytruthfully
>>747647084How could anyone that plapped Malussy be a loser in any way.
