So there is such a thing as too big, huh.
Why not just put them on the table and take a single picture?God I hate women so much it's unreal.
>>747642074they were too underpowered, that was always the biggest issue
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS LIKE THIS
>>747642074she can fit it in her vagina
>>747642262switch 2?
>>747642192yea but then you cant see the cute face she makes on purpose or the make up that took her 2 hours to do
>>747642237>>747642074foids not being whores for 5 seconds: challenge impossible
>>747642237If she was hot id understand but she's ugly XD
>>747642074>Nintendo KILLEDNo, mobile phones killed handhelds.They were smart to see that they could no longer compete but they could also not compete with home consoles so had to consolidate 2 of their markets.It looks on paper that the switch was a win for nintendo and it was but they had to consolidate 2 markets for that win and in reality lost much of their profit margins.
>>747642237>having your brain eternally stuck in 2012Over a fucking decade of you spamming shitty ass wojak edits of men doing this shit.
Nintendo defense force is out in full force today, eh?
>>747642451i disagree
>>747642074Why she looking like 12 and 40 AT THE SAME DAMN TIME? lmao
>>747642563Baby face old head
Shitch is the jew of handhelds. It's either a home console or handheld, whichever suits the current argument better
>>747642192>women>>747642262>>747642302>>747642451>>747642563>she
>>747642237This is the entire internet now btw and it’s not just foids doing it anymore (though it’s their fault)
>>747642474>>747642690this is a foid thread, not your mental illness console war thread retard
lol controller look like dildo
>>747642357Don’t post them then you disingenuous cunt
>>747642451Nothing to do with looks it’s just their narcissistic personaliteehee. Similarly you don’t need to be heterosexual to worship women, just look at gays, that’s why so many dudes married to women are fags
>>747642473It’s more true than ever, are you going to argue otherwise?
Snoy mental illness thread.
>>747642785Switch 2 is BBC of handhelds
>>747642462>mobile phones killed handhelds.Nope, nintendo killed their own handheld line with the overpriced 3DS and overpriced games with shitty graphics. 250 bucks was insane, that's the same price as PSP Vita and the performance didn't remotely justify it. As a comparison: NDS was launched for $150 and GBA was launched for $100.
>>747643239They saved the 3DS with a price cut and it sold over 75 millionNot a massive failure I'd call it a lukewarm success
>>747642074Those old handhelds are meant for little children with tiny fingers and good eyesight. Literally unusable for adults.
>>747642074Handhelds used to be made for kids now they're made for overweight adults
>>747642745>though it’s their faultNot really. The random ass women acting like women and fishing for compliments aren't the ones that turned everyone gay, and made guys literally act like women (or even trick the really delusional ones into thinking they can become one)>>747642074Nintendo really should just also make a new low powered Game Boy with backwards compatibility. I think a lot of people would buy a low-cost handheld with brand new "retro" games. They could sell them digitally on Switch too (and even phones if they really wanted to).
>>747643356Speaking of which, switch 2 and deck are too small. I need an 8 inch screen minimum. Make the controllers smaller if you have to, but none of this 6-7 inch screen bullshit.
>>747642192>>747642237This case is different you dumbass, she's most likely using the camera on her PC (and she's got one probably because she was in school during covid).The original problem was retarded females going out of their way to take a selfie with the object using their cellphones, having to set up an entire scene so they can fit both themselves and the object, instead of just taking the photo of the object directly.
>>747642074I'm a little surprised they didn't even really try to continue to compete with smartphones. It seems like the type of attempt an old fogey company like Nintendo that largely disregards and ignores industry trends would stupidly try. Like I can see the interviews now where whoever replaced Reggie is talking about how the new Nintendo handheld offers something unique that a phone doesn't have, without realizing what thin and insufficient marketing that is. Nintendo is a VERY poorly run business, but this is one undeniable W they can point to on the business strategy side.
>>747642074I implore you to find an original Game Boy, put batteries in it, or attach the giant brick rechargeable battery, and then get back to me about how portable these old handhelds were. The GBA and DS were truly incredible though. To be honest though most of us wouldn't tolerate going back to them if we had a choice. The Switch 2 can deliver an entirely modern console experience and also be played handheld. The battery life is better than a Game Gear was back in the day. The cord is also easy enough to plug in anywhere if needed. I really do miss the GBA SP. I really do. But those kinds of handhelds and the simple games we enjoyed just aren't profitable to manufacture anymore. If they ever put them back on the market, I'd pay the same price today that I paid back then. I'd even pay a bit extra, but let's be honest, most people really don't want to play on these or the old games. They might download the ROMs but even then most people aren't playing them seriously to completion.
>>747642473Better than having your brain eternally stuck in 1945 and thinking that nazis actually exist.Pro-tip: Being racist doesn't make you a national socialist of post-WWI germany.
>>747642074just use your phone, nigga, or play your old ds, psp or game boy.Jesus, do you really spend that much time outside playing vidya? do that shit at home, and do other shit outside.You seriously can't be this addicted to gaming that you need modern/console tier games to play outside your home at all times. Why are you even outside at that point? just play on your phone or old handhelds, there's a sea of games you haven't played, or can replay, when you start having your retarded vidya withdrawals in public.
>>747642237In this case it's fine because it shows you how the consoles look while held instead of just a size comparison on a table.
>>747643531Are you saying she doesn't have a cellphone and she's unable to take a photo?Hell, you might be even more retarded than she is.
>>747643824>just don't use your portable portablywhy are switchsnoys like this?
>>747643824>I'm an antisocial retard so you must be too
>>747642074What the fuck is up with her chair? Did she chew through the headrest until just foam is left?
>>747643934then stop bitching about handheld size
>>747644091>playing vidya outside>sociallook in a mirror
>>747643931No but if she's going to post it from her PC, it's easier taking the pictures directly on PC instead of using her cellphone and then transferring the photo to PC
>>747642074don't you have a smartphone?
>>747642074You're already calling an underpowered fisher price tablet or whatever the fuck, and you want it to be like 1/3 of the size so it's even less capable?
This is cope but I could see Nintendo going back to smaller handhelds/pocketable handhelds again someday The issue with doing a Switch 3 is if they made the console even bigger than switch 2 with worse battery life at a more premium cost it will start to alienate some of their younger/family audienceThe switch 2 is currently 500$ and will potentially rise to 550$ in a few years The power jump between switch 1 and 2 justifies the upgrade but I don't see a PlayStation portable sized switch 3 at 600$+ being as appealing to the general audiencePeople will just stick with their switch 2/ phones if the entry point is too high
>>747642690A handheld when single player, a home console when I'm charging it and couch coop.
>>747642074Portable gaming is for fags
>>747644721nah, the switch lite is the best we're gettingit's switch from now until the end of time
>>747642237The objects are in front of her face/body, retardbro.>>747642074Yeah, I miss pocket consoles.pic not related
>>747642074>Paracetamor (Raquel de la Rica Martín) is a popular Spanish Twitch streamer and content creator known for playing games like Fortnite, Minecraft, and Pokémoneceleb thread
>>747642074Good. Modern games dont fit on such a tiny screen. OoT on 3ds is shit because its a "big adventure" on such a tiny as screen. The screen size gives me the feeling I'm not experiencing the game correctly and its more a gimmick then a good way too play.Shit like pokemon works fine, but as gaming has evolved, so has the minimum of what is needed
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>>747642473but anon, remember: >moids good>foids bad
>>747642074It's a HANDheld, not a POCKETheld. It only matters that it fits in your hands.
>>747642192there'd be nothing for scale
>>747646475ok this is pretty good I lol'd
>>747644721Console's as we know it will die after Switch 3everything will be streamed and you'll own nothing
>>747642237Narcissistic personality disorder
>>747647372Stream this!*unzips dick*
Nintendo no longer makes interesting revolutionary consolesjust Goypads for Ipad kids
clamshells are the only good on-the-go handhelds
>>747642074Chinamen saved pocketable handhelds
>>747643313Wish I bought a dozen brand new 3ds back in the day, shit is stupudly gouged right now and most units are in shit condition.
>>747642074If you want a pocket console just play with your cellphone or those shitty temu consoles, dummy
>>747648560Do these play steam games?
>>747642074its finehee hee
>>747642074Switch 1 was alright you just had to take the joycons off and put them in a different pocket if you weren't a pocketlet but switch 2 is just too big
>>747650076who is she?
>>747649698you can use winlator and gamehub but it's jank
NOOOOOOOOOOOOWHY IS THE HANDHELD COMFORTABLEWHY DO I GET SO MANY PIXELSWHERE'S MY HANDCRAM- Oh nevermind, the Switch 2 remains aggressively unergonomic. Still though, BAWWWWWWWWWWWMY POCKETABILITY EVEN THOUGH MY POCKETS HOLD WITH MY WALLET AND PHONETHINGS ARE TOO GOOD
>>747642074I bought an Ally X yesterday. Did I do good /v/?
>>747642074And that's' a good thing. Sw2 screen size is perfect. We only need a oled version for it to be the GOAT of handhelds.
>>747650547>WHY IS THE HANDHELD COMFORTABLElol?
>>747642074Eat moreBulk moreBuy bigger cargo shorts
I wish this AI shit didn't kill cheap hardware, I would have loved a 64 or 128 GB only Steam Deck Lite that's like 40% smaller than the regular Deck with only the right (or left) side trackpad.It would have been the perfect successor to the Vita.
>>747651617Handhelds had already been killed by the Switch and the failure of the Vita before any of this AI shit happened.
>>747642237>all the seething repliesgood morning sirs
>>747643313>still sold poorer than the very short lived GBAYeah I wouldn't...
>>747642074Stop being a nostalgia merchantwhen the switch came out everyone said how they're glad they can play games on a bigger screen
>>747642074consoles aren't fashion accessories
Everyone would hate it if nintendo went back to the ds now
>>747655985no they didnt
>>747657221I mostly play on my chinese DS clone these days. It fits in my pocket and even plays switch games.
>>747657221switchsnoys prefer ports and remasters to games
>>747657634Switch has both
>>747642074She looks like a neanderthal in 2nd image
>>747642074switch lite saved the switch 1 for me. switch 2 is comically huge to the point that i dont even want to put it in my bag
>>747643645>erm ackshually you have to be alive in 1933 and a card carrying member of the NSDAP to be a nazi
>>747661792Your psyopping has quite literally been discussed in congress at this point just shut the fuck up lmfao
>>747661792yeah you have to be a nazi to be a nazi
>>747654571Which handheld beat it, go ahead.
>>747642237Conditioning Women’s appearance is majorly valuable. Male’s is not. It is not only acceptable, but encouraged that women make a show of themselves. Men are not encouraged to do so.
>>747661792ALL MY NIGGAS HEIL HITLER
>>747642074Its not nintendo. Its the grafics whores that forced them.
>>747642074
>>747642074I never had a problem putting the 3dsxl in my pocket. The switch however isn't gonna fit.
>>747642074This is what I never got. Yeah, you can put them in backpacks and purses, but why did companies just go bigger and bigger?
>>747642237this image is like 15 years old and it never stops being true
>>747661792>nazis the second there is a hindi mayor to electAgatha WILL have shitting streets!
>>747642474When aren't they? This place is a major hangout for that defense force.
>being mad that the switch can play games on the TV so it's a little largerwhy didn't they buy a switch lite?
>>747662734>switch 2 lite doesn't exist>switch lite is still bigger than previous handhelds, and needs a case because it can't fold to protect itself
>>747642237Because it works. Women would have to be even more retarded not to utilize most men being animals without impulse control, who see pretty woman and click. Fuck, these days it doesn't even have to be a pretty woman, it just has to be a female voice.
>>747662734the switch "lite" is bigger than the new 3ds XL in your pocket
>>747663239Also new 3ds xl is clamshell without joycon drift
They'll release a switch 2 lite with nintendogs nexy year
>>747642074You are supposed to always carry a back pack for your handhelds anon
