>$300million
Damn, even Crash got the yellow paint treatment, huh?
>>747647439What is this supposed to show, New Delhi_Nation?
>>747647439top looks like shit
>>747647439>Wow modern AAA gaming is for toddlers, so safe and boring and casual, wish AAA studios made challenging games with no handholding>w-wait no not like that!!!
>>747647509It's different because you want to collect the fruit
>>747647616What point are you trying to make?Wolverine and Marathon are two very different games and are both shit.
America and Europe have fallen
>>747647439you cannot stop Playpigs from eating their Sonyslop
>>747647439I can't wait for that dude with messed up eyes to just hold r2 and beat that driving section.
>>747647439Ride to hell: Retribution vibes.
>>747647439Why does he look so smol on that bikeI know he's supposed to be a midget hero for manlets but come on
>>747647439kek this is exactly the game I thought of when watching that scene
>>747647616What's challenging about troonathon? Plug in a controller and you have auto aim. Do a few quests and you get showered in rare gear. Hunt showdown shits all over it.
I doubt Wolverine can even crash that bike. You can see him bouncing off shit.
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>>747647439I'm convinced this is money laundering at this point.
>>747647439WOAH
>>747648259both bad
>>747647616>online slop>good
>>747647714>>747648179>>747648830Filtered
>>747648609its not. its indian developers.
>>747647439why does wolverine ride a bike when he can just fly? wtf?
>>747648069Yeah but that game kicks ass despite sucking. wolverine just sucks and is cringe.
>>747649317by shit? yeah
>>747647709Can I beat Crash if I'm allergic to apples?
>>747647439It’s great that Wolverine is in a chase sequence and following the speed limit. He’s going barely faster than those normal cars on the road.
>>747650074He’s good at what he does, and what he does is not break the law.
>slams into left rear tire>immediately cuts to him doing some scripted animation in the right rear tire because the devs put the scripted off-road part to the rightIt feels like the traffic, the road, and the scenery are all fake, like everything just floats around whatever the pre-scripted animation sequences are and they trigger randomly.
>>747647616I dont play online shit.
>>747648259god requiem is so fucking bad, don't really understand why people shit on wolverine but not on capcom dogshit modern games.People are cattle.
>>747647439300 million went on DEI, not the gameplay
>>747647439>>747648259These feel like fucking amusement park rides, the ones where you go into a vehicle and then a video plays on the screen while the vehicle rocks around and some tour guide tries to act like you are in danger>LOOK OUT! WOOOOAAAAH!>*video shows you barely missing hitting something head on*>*vehicle shakes and moves around">OH NOOOOO! A WALL!>*vehicle pretends to brake just in time*fucking gay
>>747647439A fuckin' head and arms boss in 2026 is hilarious to me. How has the industry not moved on from that design?
>>747647439can you even steer that bike yourself, i mean like you can stop and change direction to go other way or explore the world, or are you forced to go straight and all you can do is steer left and right like in some ancient grandpa games?
>>747650563This, old good new bad.
>we need a chase sequence in our linear action game centered around a daredevil superhero who is literally unkillable and not afraid of losing a limb or two, what could we do? >I know, let's have him drive a slowass motorcycle to slash the tire of a truck like some mad cranky foid!I don't even give a shit about Wolverine and I still feel bad for him
>>747650809I remember playing goldstorm pirates with my grandpa at an arcade. He never really played video games or used a computer if he could help it but he liked that one.
>>747651343I don't care about X-Men at all but it's hilarious how lame they were able to make a superhero mutant fighting other mutants.>QTEs>generic scripted chase sequences being the only things shown off in marketing>boss fight designs from 00s-10s>horrible and unflattering motion captureI doubt the devs have even played a game in the last 10 years.
>>747650809Yeah? That what arcade shooter was like, zoomer
>>747651943You actually had to try to win at arcade games...
>>747647439He be riding that bike like a gen z girlboss tik tok dance
There's traffic cones to ensure you don't even try to turn
>>747651572I don't even mean to chud out, but why did they do motion capture of the manliest manly hero ever with a fucking woman, was it because of quota? Get a big beefy dude to do the job god damn
>>747651343You snoys loved this in all the uncharted games and last of us. Why are you pretending to hate it now after buying all of this slop for 2 decades now?
>>747647509Have you never seen a road before?
>>747652145Roads don't have yellow lines
>>747652139The people doing the casting are brainwashed into thinking that men and women aren't real things and that there's no biological differences in skeleton and muscle structure.
>>747652141>you loved it when it was still newcorrect
>>747652203sometimes they do
>>747652145Highways with no median will use yellow lines as the divider.
>>747647439>Wet, downhill on a motorcycle, swerving between trucks in a way that would turn most people into pasteYep, this is an Indian product alright.
>>747647439>but bro, those reflections in all the water puddles though....
>>747652203???
>>747647439>Freiner
Wait, that Wolverine on a bike webm is real? I thought it was AI slop designed to parody the game
>>747652145>>747652981>They're using yellow markers to tell you where to go IRL tooWhen will it end?
You would call this soulful if it was a ps2 game
>>747653671kys
>>747653671I know it's Monday, but do better.
