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do you think a space marine has to brush his teeth or does the gene seed give them perfect teeth all the time?
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>>747649006
Is that Lalo Salamanca, why did he shave his mustache
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>>747650951
Thinking about it, shouldn't they commonly be missing teeth? Or at least some should be fakes if they bother to replace them
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>>747650951
A space marine's diet isn't conducive to teeth staining or cavity problems
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>>747651076
maybe they have cybernetic teeth the same way they replace arms and such.
>>747651151
what does a space marine eat? do they have chef servants, or do marines have cooks in their legions?
which legion do you reckon cooks the best food?
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>>747651286
It depends on the chapter. I'd reckon the Ultramarines eat what would be considered the best for a normal guy, but out in the field space marines subsist on triglyceride gel and amino-porridge extremely high in calories, protein and calcium
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>>747651076
They grow back naturally
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>>747649006
>i'm a proud independent white homosexual hear me roar RAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Why don't they just make more space marines?
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how come 40k marines and even hell diverse (who are even more powerful and tougher) lost absolutely all aura they ever had now that they're reddit tier?
it's like anything redittors touch instantly turns lame and dweeby
today I can't look at a 40k marine without instantly imagining some overweight onions master in his marvel overalls hecking updooting an reddit post that reads "The emperor is a FUCKING ally and that is that" or something
impressive how big enough exposure to a group of people such as this can forever ruin the appeal of something
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aww hell it's about time
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STEP ASIDE WHITE MAN

I WILL BE THE HERO THIS TIME

ME AND ALL OF MY NON-WHITE COMRADES ARE THE REAL HEROES

(This actually how the game ends)
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>>747654741
you feel this way because you are ideologically captured
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>>747654539
They do but they only select blacks and asians now. At first it was going to be all females but everyone complained too much so they are going to try that later instead.
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>>747654741
>I cant enjoy thing because people i dont like also enjoy thing

Get off the internet for a while, m8. Being terminally online is rotting your brain.
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>>747654963
Stop defending the wokening of longstanding franchises, you fucking rat.
How fucking dare you act like ideology hasn't consumed you
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>>747654539
Because Robocop Gentleman said you can only have 1000 at a time.
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>>747650951
No there are some people that just never get cavities at all, its genetic and they would've taken that gene for something like a space marine
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>>747649006
IS THIS THE KHORNE THREAD!?

RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>Space Marine 3 confirmed
>No vehicles

WHY EVEN BOTHER ADDING WHITE SCAR COSMETICS THEN?
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>>747654947
>dies offscreen while Titus and Gadriel are still alive
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>>747654741
buzzwords: the post
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>>747655196
Why would other legions care about what girlyman has to say? The Emperor never cared about your legion getting too big.
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>>747655458
>The Emperor never cared about your legion getting too big
And look how that worked out for him
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>>747650951
They have acid spit.
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>>747654947
No it isnt, i actually played the game, stop lying to people on the internet your breaking my immersion
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>>747655603
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a legion is a good guy with an even bigger legion. Simple as.
Not to mention Chaos Marines get to make their legions bigger (unless you are the Night Lords, but they kind of suck).
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>>747655458
>Why would other legions care about what girlyman has to say?
Because he was the guy left in charge after the emperor died.
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>>747655665
wouldn't acid dissolve their teeth though?
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>>747650951
I think acid kills all of the bacteria
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>>747655665
How come we never see them use that?
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What's going on with Big Bobby G these days? Is he still spreadsheeting and Ted Talks maxxing?
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>>747655770
How would he even find out your Legion is actually bigger? 1000 or 10'000 space marines doesn't make a difference when you are fighting on a galactic scale
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>>747655804
They have a gland that makes their skeletons stronger and bigger, one would have to assume it effects the teeth as well.
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>>747656003
The lion is back and wants to meet with Girlyman.
I think the silent king is back too.
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>>747656198
did he arrive at the pariah nexus yet
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>>747650951
>>747651069
>>747651076
>>747651151
>>747651286

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6c5RZL9Skw
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>>747650951
I was just thinking about this yesterday.
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>>747655943
Because half the modifications are incredibly niche and stupid, like the brain eating one.
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>>747656303
I don't think so.
Last thing I personally read was the book where Cawl uses nineteen different kinds of heresy to infiltrate and steal a bunch of information from necrons stuck in time orbiting just on the edge of a black hole's event horizon to start creating his own pylon network to close/stabilize the great rift.
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>my boy Gabriel never became as popular as Titus
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>>747650951
Its the same with the smegma in their cocks,space marines don't need to wash shit,all bacteria and nanomachines son.
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>>747663094
>we at Games Workshop LOVE to protect our IP
>*Gabriel frontflipping in terminator armor*
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>>747654741
You are an slave to the big powers telling you to hate everything they told you to hate.
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>>747655943
because it's generally better to shoot or punch things
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>>747654358
KHORNO
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>>747655458
Astral Claws//Red Corsairs baby! Too many Space Marines is literally a threat to the imperium
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>>747663094
>>747663368
Titus wasn't that popular until Space Marine 2. Even secondaries didn't know Space Marine 1 existed.

James just decided to push Titus extremely hard when Space Marine 2 turned into a hit. He got high end short, he got a board game, he got SEVERAL models. Then he got turned into a forgiven Captain again and got put in charge in a major crusade, all in less than a year.

He wasn't a bad character at all, in fact the people that knew him, loved him which was rare for an Ultrasmurf. Just obvious gdubs didn't give a damn until they saw a money opportunity, especially with their poster boy chapter.
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I can't look at any of these guys from SM2 without seeing the chinese gacha they got ripped into.
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>>747664261
The one where they dance and pose?
KEK
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>>747649006
me as i bust a fat load deep inside a femboy
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>>747664475
Yeah I have it but can't find it, it always makes me bust a gut.
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Played this on launch and got back into it recently because my friends picked it up on sale. They turned Chaos into a fucking chore to fight much more compared to before. I kind of like fighting the Chaos Spawns but they demand your entire attention to fight because they're so hard to read with them just being non-descript grey blobs. Enlightened Tzaangor can completely fucking eat a dick though. Siege is pretty fun but the list of possible boons is pretty dull.
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Should I buy Space Marine 2?
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>>747663094
That's because dow3 was a fucking shit game and lore inaccurate



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