If you're upset about games like Wolverine, have you considered that they're made for normal working people, and not NEET shut ins?
ok? What of it?
Fuck normalfags
damn uncs really do be taking 2 advil and saying ah yeah that's the stuff
What is this pansy ass drink?
>takes him 2 weeks to finish a movie game
>>747653108Gamerdad prefaced everything with a reddittier condescension but he’s right about modern games being mmoslop with gachatier blueballing content and unreasonable grind that’s killing gaming today. Games should be fun and not a job.
>>747653108The normals who literally killed themselves during lockdowns because they couldn't gossip their high school tier drama at the local starbucks?
>>747653108>normal working peopleAka the faggots who stole comics and video games from us in the mid-aughts and are now daring to condescend to us for being upset when we are the ones who loved them while you all made fun of us for being passionate about "nerd shit".
>>747653108I'm an old gamer who works. Fuck Wolverine.
>>747653108So millennial dad gamers are the ones who were really keeping woke alive?
>>747653608Complete NEET babbleBetter contribute to society if you want to have your opinions be heard.
>>747653108Still not buying the gay wolverine game, a ps6, ps portal, or ps anything. Also not subscribing to psn/+/lgbtq+
Don't care. Not buying your jeetslop
>>747653108>1:41 minute video just to say you are retarded
>>747653108>I could really relate to wolverine's quest to get a vasectomy without his regeneration kicking in
>>747653108At that level of handholding, you might as well pirate the game on youtube.
>>74765310842 year old unc gamer here. This game looks like shit.
>>747653608Shut the the fuck up you lazy NEET piece of shit
>>747653935Yeah sounds like he just doesn't really wanna play games anymore
>>747653108Simple things for simple minds.
>>747653108Why not just save yourself the time and money instead by watching a movie instead if you're that tired to play a actual game?
>>747653608Comics and video games are for everybody you lazy, entitled, jealous, bastard son of a whore. Here's an idea, get a job and quit yer stutterin' bozo.
If you have a family shouldn't you spend on your money on them rather than a PS5?
>>747653108lmao get fucked wagie
>>747653108Fair enough. Then again I played Crimson Desert for two months & didn't manage to finish it (bazillion more things to do), and last time I played FO4 (fully modded) I played for 6 months & couldn't finish it (gazillion more things to do).2 weeks? Idk, it has to be pretty basic to finish it in two weeks. Then again, I played Darkest Dungeon for 7 years and couldn't beat it once ... must be a preference thing.
Dad gamers should be playing strategy games and buying $10000 setups for plane sims, what a disgraceful generation of dad gamers.
>>747653108>FUCK YOU FOR NOT BUYING THE SLOP! YOU'RE AN ECONOMIC TERRORIST!I see through you people.
>>747653108what is wrong with his hands?
>>747653108Old men should not be drinking red bulls.
I relate to having an hour or two most days to playing, but moviegames aren't what I want either. For me arcadey gameplay that immediately allows you to "play" is the best type of game because I can play for 30 minutes and still feel like I got something done.
>>747653108And have YOU considered that wolverine is part of a global conspiracy lead by elite Zionist Jews to subvert the west, destroy white birth rates and create a society where Zionist cabal rule over a low IQ mongrel race of genetically deformed brown slave laborers who can't rise against them? Don't you see how they purposefully made Wolverine, an icon of traditional masculinity to boys in the west for decades, into an onions drinker who loves globohomo and empowering women (another scheme slowly rolled out across society to reduce the white birth rate). You're like frogs in a boiling pot, yes Wolverine for PS5 is a perfect illustration of how you're all being led to your extinction like rats following the pied piper.
>>747653108i always found this excuse about games being too long and having only a dew hours to play the most retarded thing conceivable, when the solution it to just play later>"OH NOOOOOO I HAVE TO PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME! SAVE ME MODERN ((("games")))!"if they dont want to spend more time playing a game, they probably don't like it, which make them even bigger retards, because why are you playing a game you dont like? these "people" aren't sentient
>older gamerPut it on the list.Return to older gamer blast.
>>747655035this but unironically
>>747653108>I haven't played it yet, but-Opinion discarded.
>>747655047Work a real job and maybe you'll get it.
>>747653108I am not so misanthropic to think normal working people are subhuman morons with less mental function than a bit of silly putty, like western AAA developers seem to.
>>747653108damn a narcissistic nigger! their only weakness!
>>747653108Is there anything worse than gamer dads?t. Dad myself
>>747653108Why did this dude pour red bull and genadine into juice? What the fuck is the point of using sugar free redbull if you're just going to get a shitload of sugar from the juice?
>>747653108>If you're upset about games like WolverineI'm not, the whole situation is simply hilarious>have you considered that they're made for normal working people, and not NEET shut ins?They are made as propaganda yes. There is such a thing as propaganda that doesn't work, which is the case with Wolverine and many modern games that continue not to sell. I'm glad we had this discussion, I hope you have a nice day and enjoy your layoff.
>>747655035All of that is true, but we're discussing vidya over here - 30+ gamers too tired after work too boot up Mortal Kombat or anything too intense for a dude who just wants to chill and recharge on a Monday evening. I'll be playing XCOM (The Long War mod, makes the actual game look like a tech demo), and it's pretty sweet. Can't play anything too immersive on a work night, but last weekend I played Dawnwalker for 14 hours ;ddI mean, if you want to wake normies up & help them see the truth so that we can finally start hunting oven dodgers in broad daylight, /pol/ is that way ->
>>747653493This. What drove me away from most modern normalfag games were the predatory FOMO mechanics and daily grinding that make you feel like you have to be married to the game to get your money's worth out of it. AAA games now appeal to the same demographic of whales as the gambling industry and framing it simply as "middle-aged gamer dads want two-hour beat 'em up movie games" is misconstruing the real issue.
>>747654951Fucking this
if you only have an hour a day wouldn't you want something with dense gameplay and high intensity
>>747655209To not get even more sugar? I do the same thing when making dirty sodas.
>>747655413you sir, have never had a job
>747655440Why the fuck would you ever drink a dirty soda?What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>747655209>no alcoholHe's obviously gay.No straight man over 30 would make himself a mocktail
>>747655550because they taste good, the fuck kind of question is that?
When I had an 82 hour work week in a commission only job I would come home and play DotA for 3/4 hours to wind down. I really don't understand why people insist having a job somehow makes it impossible to play videogames. There is a huge rift between weirdo normies who want to be part of the zeitgeist and people who actually play games.
>>747655585Well you you'd have to be gay to wanna play this game
>>747655687"Older gaymer" am i rite?
>>747653108Grenadine, fruit juice and red bull in a drink with no booze. Exactly what I would expect a snoy to be drinking on the couch
>>747655585Maybe he's not alcoholic & wants to sip something other than water?
>>747655836why not just drink the redbull then
>>747655836Mixing a proper cocktail and enjoying it doesn't make you an alcoholic you huge pussy. Why waste the effort for a big nasty sugarbomb. At least alcohol offsets the sweetness
>>747653608Stop saying "aughts", you sound like a faggot
>>747653108This is kinda gay
Snoys really be making themselves kiddy cocktails b4 they kick their feet up after a hard day of fluffing the bvll
>>747653108what is bro yapping about
>>747656012many are saying this
>>747655413They are tired numb and need to scrounge serious mental effort to get up again and turn on w/e fucking gaming device they use once they hit the couch.You could srsly place a netflix show in a frame that you can move around a little with the controller and those poor zombies wouldn't notice a difference
Logan would never drink that. Even this version of Logan would rather drink a shot glass of hot cum
Here's a picture of all the normal working people
>>747653108>Brown handsEvery time
>>747653108>my standards are very low, you should also lower yours instead of asking for higher quality in the things that you pay fornoit's only possible to be this way when you don't really give a shit about what you're talking about
>>747653108He'll either die of cirrhosis or heart failure, although with how retarded he is he just might fatally bump his head against something.
>>747655209>heh, you're already eating a burger, why not wrap it in bacon and deep fry it
>>747653707Unironically yes. Every "dad" I know pays for and supports the most awful shit in the world then turns around and complains about how bad everything is.
>this retard believes people get upset about videogames
>>747654398Did you not see his hands?
>>747656437>zero sugar redbull in my 300 calorie mocktail please I'm watching my figure
>>747654398Kek
>>747653108Normal woking people don't play video games.
>>747654654Instead they buy shit like the Steam Deck and sink thousands of dollars a year into various subscriptions.
>>747654398>you shouldn't spend money on yourself if you have a familyyeah , just go work nakedcar to go work? nope. go runningfood? no . thats for you. not for your familyfuck off retard
>>747655836>he probably is just thirsty>mixes bubblegum boy super spritz in a tiktok in front of a cameraOr he's just gay.
>>747653108Have any of the reviews even criticized the game for being linear and not an open world? It hasn't been about that at all from what I've seen, this video seems to be just one big strawman
>>747653108>Old gamer>Adds redb*ll instead of Monster ULTRAIs this one of those zoomers who think you're old at 22
>>747656742many are saying this
>>747656742That's how gamer dads draw attention away from the actual point being made. Elite dangerous is full of these fuckers defending every dogshit decision devs make. They see no issue with boring gameplay because they only play 2 hours a week.
>>747653108>"old">can't drink normal alcoholhe's a man child
I think cars shouldn't go faster than 30 mph.As a city driver I rarely get to go faster than that anyways and going faster is more dangerous too.There are other drivers who may need to go faster? Not my problem, 30 is good. Now stop complaining.
>>747653108>faggot making some women tier cocktailofc a faggot would shill the new Wolverine game
>>747653108>no alcoholwhat a fucking fairy
These people are dumb as fuck. If you want quick games, you want arcade style stuff which is literally designed to be played in short bursts.A game with hours of cutscene isn't that. You're just bad at playing games, and don't want to admit it.
>>747653108>I can't play vidya when I'm too busy with worklose a job fgt
>>747654372they're for people who commit to the hobby they claim to be a part of.
>>747653108I don't understand the relation between little time and game being for retarded kids.You can do something stimulating in those 1 to 2 hours a day, the problem with Wolverine is that games that take little agency are boring, just like you wouldn't use your little time watching Dora the Explorer as an adult.
>it's okay for a game to be milquetoast shit because I only have 1-2 hours of time ot play games outside of workThese people should just be locked inside their workplaces and never let out, make wagiecages a realityImagine that your hobby is actively being sabotaged by these wastes of space because they have no attention span, no mental capacity to learn anything new, no sense of direction, no patience etc.You're already playing on a fucking console, there won't be "40 button combinations", games by Sony are not complicated by any measure, you're already being treated like the retarded adult toddler you are by these games, no matter if it's linear or open world, it all caters to the lowest common denominatorWhy argue that a game is better when it lacks side content and is only focused on a linear story and stops you from PLAYING THE GAME to focus on cutscenes?Just how fucking stupid can someone be? It's like every Snoy tries to one up their incompetence and stupidity over one another
>>747656974Work an actual job someday and you might understand. Maybe he's on call.
>old unc doesn't play games anymore but he has nothing going in his life so he can't let go of being a "gamer" because that is still part of his peronality even tho the last game he truly played was Halo in college
>>747653108This man was never a gamer.
>>747653108the 4cel mind can't comprehend a world outside his mom's basement
>>747657014This but unironically, people are too retarded for the responsibility of driving faster than that
>I would be satisfied if someone charged me $80 to jingle keys in front of my face, and that makes me feel as if I have a moral high ground for some reason
>>747653724>>747654137>>747654372What does having a job have to do with what they said?You can have a job and still be a "nerd"? Not once did he talk about "neets", but rather normies hijacking nerd hobbies and trying to water them down when back in the day they would've made fun of said hobbies.Can you explain your logic here
I guess the game might be pretty good when you're a middle aged alcoholic.
>>747653493Believe it or not but there exists games that are linear and not open world that are also actually good and aren't babyshit like wolverine.
>>747653108>old gaystopped right here
>>747653108>actually this book being written at a 5th grade level is a good thing. >think about it, as a dad with a job I don't have time to sound out big words or look up what they mean. I don't need a big complicated story with a lot of characters to remember, I only have an hour or two to read a night!
>>747657583This. Fucking normies ruin everything they join, not just gaming. Niche hobbies should stay niche.
I hate drinkers.
so why does he still force himself to play games if he doesnt have time?
>>747653108Niche games that only appealed to certain people got 6/10s for decades. A lot of people don't think obtuse mechanics or lacking story are worthy of higher scores. The people who like them still played them.Now people are getting tired of the bog-standard extremely linear narrative experience. Especially when you take a character like fucking Wolverine and make his game that. It's ridiculous. Enjoy the game all you want, but you can't be mystified about the reception.
>>747655413This is why I find myself going back to the Dreamcast. It's fun to play a round or two of house of the dead or the Sega fishing games for 20 minutes and have a complete experience.The arcade at home really is the way to go if you are a busy man.
>>747657335>Zoomer believes you get drunk from one drink
>>747653108fucking absurd how you can't have a negative opinion nowadays, worse, that faggots like these are validated and promoted. what, you're an adult because you pour a fucking drink in front of the camera? these niggers deserve the fucking industry going down to the shitter alongside them
>>747653108This is what engagement bait looks like on tiktok. Facetious argument in text, photogenic substanceless video with no relation.
>>747655138They totally are, the average person is worth nothing more than base contempt. When I was younger, I was appalled by the way game devs treated their audience, but now I think I would feel the same in their shoes. The actual problem seems to be that A) they don't like games themselves, so they have no vision for what "good" should be, and B) even if they knew, there is zero professional pride in the work they do. There is no "this is shit, we have to throw it out and start over" or "I'm going to make this work even if it kills me", it's all just enough to scrape by and keep getting that inflated paycheck to act like a faggot on Twitter all day.
>>747653108>upsetWhy do you people have to project your own anger onto others?I haven't encountered anyone who was actually mad that the game is dogshit. A lot of people either don't care at all or are pointing and laughing.
>>747653108Nobody said linear games are bad.Nobody said straightforward battle systems are bad.Nobody said slower stories are bad.What people said was that all of those elements are executed very poorly.
>>747654398I know we're posting in the misanthrope capitol of the world, but some of you have the strangest perceptions of what life in a family is like.
>>747653108Game length has (very little) to do with game quality. Who cares if it is a "tight, linear experience" if it sucks, which it looks like Wolverine definitely does.
i bet i could knock that old "gamer" out in one puncht. real old gamer
>>747655836The grenadine portion he poured in alone is 100% of the daily sugar intake, and that is not counting the half glass of peach juice which is likely another 50%. Red Bull has a fuckton of sugar in it too. If he stopped at like a 1/4 teaspoon of grenadine in the peach then fine its a "fancy" non-alcoholic drink but this shit is ASS.
Honestly, he's right. Us elder gamers, and older gamer dads just want a game that we can turn our brains off to and just enjoy for a little bit.As a father of 3, dating, divorced, and also taking care of my aging folks + the kiddos, I maybe have an hour every few weeks to play. Not only that, but because I'm already over 30 it just hurts my fingers so gosh darn bad to play for any longer than that. These kinds of gamers are for the majority of us. You have your Dark Soul and other time waster impossible unfun games. Let us have this one.
>>747658298when your drink is 400ml of whiskey and 100ml of redbul it will 100% make you drunk
>>747653108>normal working peopleIt's black.
>>747653108>the critics say the game is dogshit>this actually got me more excited for the gameHow much is Sony paying for these retarded ads
>>747655659Unless you were sleeping 6 or fewer hours a day this is impossible
>>747658667THIS, so much this. Between bull prepping duties and chores and a 9 hour shift, there are only so many hours in the day.
>>747653724>Kike jew
>>747654398itt: men who don't save the last ripe peach
>>747653108>Booze plus energy drinkDidn't we already do this and learn it is absurdly stupid?
>>747653358Sugar
>>747653108Drinking alcohol is so fucking cringe.
>>747653108What was the point of him pouring the drink? It has nothing to do with what he's talking about.
>>747658040Pretty much, these are lame excuses
>>747658997Same reason he was pitching his voice way down in the video
>>747658997He's showing that he's a grown mature big boy
>>747658915>>747658976Dead internet theory is real, huh? Where do you see alcohol in the video, clankerjeets?
>>747658179no identity outside of being a gaymer
>>747658667Fuck off back.
>>747653707I have friends who aren't dads, but are millennials, and they do indeed buy games like Wolverine. Millennial "men" are the ones who are most passionate about "sticking it to the chuds".
>>747656645How does a PS5 factor into that?
HOW CAN YOU FAGGOTS PLAY ON A CONSOLE WITH A CONTROLLER I CANNOT AIM WITHOUT AIM ASSIST AND 30FPS?
>>747653108I've never understood the point of filling the whole glass with ice. Wouldn't that eventually ruin the drink
>>747658316There was a trend of people recording themselves cutting fruit with the caption "you're not going to college? Imagine having to tell your kids to look at the prices when you take them out to eat" or something like that. Normies are fucking weird man.
>>747659113I thought the syrup was licquer because surely he wouldn't be adding sweetening mixers to peach juice and redbull
>>747653108>upset I literally could not care any less
>>747658667I only have like 1 hour of playtime a month, and since I'm over 25 my back and wrists hurt when playing, so this one is for us champ.
>>747659281stop contradicting his strawman
>>747658915>>747658976There's no booze in that drink. retards.
>>747659428The black hand should have told you otherwise. If there is one group on the face of the earth that will add sugar to sugar, it's niggers.
>>747653608Every hobby gets overrun by secondaries who shouldn't even be there to begin with.From modern art to comics or gaming. And the worst part is, they always become the majority, gatekeeping be damned.And this Wolverine game is the epitome of that. Extremely linear, baseline design that does nothing impressive or innovative. Because it's not for you, it's for these people whose first ever console was a PS5.
>>747653108Gotta be rage bait. Either way it got me. I never was gonna buy this even if it got rave reviews. I'm not actually a gay guy. Considering this homos decorations and choice of drink I'm sure he loves otter wolverine.
>>747656283They are at work?
>>747653108Nigger
Alzheimers is called type 3 diabetes these days because it's principly caused by cronic elevated blood glucoseConsider the beverage choices people regularly make before asking for their opinion on anything else
>>747653108I’m old as well but this is fucking embarrassing. There’s already plenty of casual or cozy games that require no skill whatsoever. This game cost half a billion to make, it shouldn’t be some fucking “1 hour bedazzled break” replacement. Are you fucking retarded?
>>747660654oh is that why "they" put so much inflammatory refined sugars in all the food and drink
>>747653108>peach fruit juice>grenadine >red bullThats easily 200 grams of sugar. 35 grams is your daily recommended allowance for context. Unc should stop giving his opinion on video games and start listening to the opinion of his doctors.
>>747660858They put sugar in everything because it's mildly addictive and cheap
I hate dad gamers. There are games that are perfect for them, but instead of playing them, they'd rather beg every game to cater to them.>This game looks cool, but I have kids. Can you add a game mode where I can beat the game in 30 minutes?PLAY AN ARCADE GAME OR FUCK OFF!
>sugar is.... le bad for you!!!the MSM has you retards in a chokehold
>>747653108Are "normal working people" the same lowly animals watching tiktok videos like the one you're spamming /v/ with?
>spennd some time with logan as a character
>>747661642Enjoy your diabetes
As an old gamer myself, I just bought Saga Emerald Beyond, and I'm having fun with that instead of a movie game
>>747661642While its effects are overstated sugar, our bodies don't actually need it. Its about as healthy as not wearing a seat belt. 99.9% of the time nothing happens but if you take extreme risks you see extreme results.
>drinks himself drunk>"Yepp this game is good"Also shouldn't these dad gamers that work 80h each week have a shit ton of games already they can play?
>>747662005Depends largely on what sugar you're eating.Fructose is what fucks you because the pathway for fructolysis cranks out hdlp and acetaldehydes and gives you non alcoholic fatty liver and cirrhosis.
>>747653493>>747655349This is strictly a live service issue. Just don't play live service shit.
>>747662087No because the internet makes it so it's only relevant to talk about within the month of release, sometimes only a couple weeks
>>747662005Bad comparison because you have full control over what you eat, but little control over what happens on the road.
>>747662562Most big releases are either outright live service games or taking inspiration from them. It's funny that Baldur's Gate 3 won game of the year and instead of all the awesome things the game has going for it, and chasing those as trends, they think it's the fucking that's important because that's all they can comprehend. They don't know what makes playing it good, they just focus on fucking and assume it's that.
>>747662907Idk consider it the random element like not knowing your genetic predisposition.
>>747662087It's peach juice + a splash of flavor + sugar free redbullTheres no alcohol whatsoever in there.
>>747653108>When you want to spice up your normalfaggot life from just endlessly watching Netflix, by playing games that feels like you're watching a milquetoast Netflix show.
>>747653108he's not wrong about more focused single players campaigns being intrinsically better for people who want to sit down and experience a storybut this has a darker side of him seeing positive in something as bad as wolverine because that's the only example of this he can think ofor he just really likes wolverine. which is a little worse in this case
>>747653108>brown tubby hands
>>747653108>fills entire cup with ice like he's drinking Whiskey>dribbles juice and soda insideIs he fucking retarded? With this recipe you'd either get a tiny sip of soda that comes with burning your upper lip with ice, or a shitty soda that's diluted with water.
>of all the retarded shit we stuff our and not even found out about YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SUGARJust learn to fucking cook, and you are goldenGuess what is one of the most over-used ingredients in every premade /service food slop.
>>747658737I sleep six or fewer hours every day, is this that surprising really
Who the FUCK pours juice before the liquor??? What a fucking crazy bastard. The redbull didn't bother me as much.
>>747663806whiter than you
Are these legit bots or are /v/irgins so fucking stupid that they think grenadine is liquor?
>>747664218Haven't you seen the statistics?, zoomers don't drink
>all these literal underage children that think grenadine syurp is alcohollmao>>747664218its fucking hilarious bro. the amount of larps that outed themselves instantly is astonishing
>all these literal underage kids that think grenadine syurp is alcoholFUCKING LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>747664218>>747664672>>747664821Samefag
>>747664879
>>747657335People have been drinking hard liquor and working actual jobs since the dawn of time.
>>747665002Not if you're a surgeon on call.
>>747664672What were they larping as if they were genuinely retarded? Stop using buzzwords to seem hip, I saw someone calling Nintendo fans snoys :skull:
>>747665497There are more trannies than surgeons retard, clearly you're not one, all that crack you're smoking.
>>747666432deadass bro
>>747653108>you either have press w to win games or second job simulatorshow about this faggot actually play games. theres a lot in between
>>747655413>dense gameplay and high intensityYour average gamer nowdays only plays in easy difficulty because they can't stomach anything that takes more than two braincells to process. This is the audience for your modern cinematic experiences, and it's not a boomer thing either, zoomers have just as much aversion to any minimal amount of frustration.
>>747659213I am a chud though and so are the rest of my unc friends. Even our auntie friends are chuds. The brown girl in the group with big fat tits was a mousy nerd growing up and has switched into a goth whore phase too. Life is good.
>>747653108there are an obscene number of people that play video games but don't actually like anything about them. go watch The Office for the 12th time if you don't want to "do" anything after "work" you fucking amoeba
>>747655035the truth comes out
>>747659213>>747656486Nah, I know a guy who's... 32? 33? who's just like that and he's not supporting woke shit because of ideology, he's also pretty masculine, built like a mountain and is a doctor - he's just... clueless and unironically has shit taste - just supports utter shit because it has BRAND NAME(TM) on it - passive normgroid consumptionretard LOVED the perverted odyssey adaptation
>>747658868but I didn't save the last ripe peach
>peach juice, grenadine, red bullAtrocious!
diabeetus
>>747653108Then why did they make it so edgy?
