>Peter Parker is simping for this
>>747659689I look like this
I hate western games.
>>747659689He's 5'10"
>>747659689She's a solid 8/10
>>747659689A chin made of granite
>>747659689Why does every woman has to be a 10/10 bimbo for you to enjoy the game? If you want to look at "pretty" woman so bad, why not just watch porn instead of bitching about it endlessly?
>>747659689Let’s see the model for her again. If I remember correctly she was actually really cute.
>>747659689They say this is how "normal" girls look. Even if that's the case, MJ's whole thing is she isn't normal. She's a hot girl next door and aspiring to make it big
What was her show? "New normal"? Real subtle
Gta 6 is about to convince millions of dudes to simp for 6/10 latinas that can't cook.
>>747659689>her boss fight when she fuses with a symbiote is just a scripted battle with Peter Parker apologising to her, telling her how he’ll be a better man while beating the symbiote out of her.What did they mean by this?
>>747660238>>747660129They took her and beat her with the ugly stick
>>747659689The "MJ" stands for "Man Jaw"
>>747659771Hi random Scottish guy with long hair
But why?(Just kidding, I know why)
HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN
>>747659689It could be far worse.In the live action movies Peter Parker is simping for Zentaya.
>>747660506
My ugliest ex-gf was prettier than this “modern audience” DEI feminist ham. Don’t know what the FUCK these westoid devs are thinking. Goddamn pussified morons.
>>747659689>he isnt simping for a new york mewing-maxxed looksmaxxed boss bitch girluhm yikes lot to unpack here and thats a good thing folks
>>747660110Shut up R*dditor. There is a pretty big gap between a face that looks like an overweight foot and a 10/10 bimbo.
>>747660789It’s about the same level of depravity but at LEAST this one is white.
>>747660298 people already are. And she is fucking ugly. A 5 at best
>>747659689>hey Quagmiah, dis reminds me of the time your dad chopped his pecker off. rememba that? neheheheheheh
>>747661341>And she is fucking ugly. A 5 at bestGood looksmatch
>>747661791Why is he Asian?
>>747659689>PETER WATCH OUT I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE FRIDGE
>>747660110why do I have to watch porn to see pretty women?I go outside and see them so why can't I see them in games as well?
>>747662067>why can't I see them in games as well?Nobody is stopping you
>>747659771You need fire then espantajo
It was beyond baffling when they had him next to her during their Coney Island date. She looked like some wine aunt he picked up to smash on the Ferris Wheel.
>>747659771you don't pass as a female, sorry bro
>>747662164Fugly vidya women are, actually.
>>747659689why is her jaw so massive?
>>747664606look at that massive skull. holy kek.
>>747661978Literal granny ass and legs, what the fuck? Have they ever seen a woman in her 20-30s? Especially a fit one?
>>747664606Where is he taking the fridge?
>>747659689You hit the jackpot Pete! Yeah sure.My balls.
>>747661791>>747664606Insomniac totally uglifies these facesans on purpose.
>>747660110MaryJane is supposed to be a 10/10 model, it's part of the nerd fantasy.
>>747659689The jaw of a pugilist, maybe a relative of Rocky Marciano
>>747666978and even then she's exponentially uglier than she was in the 1st game where while she wasn't a 10/10 model she was at least cute enough to not be distressingly ugly
>>747664606Minecraft looking ahh
>>747664606KEK is that shooped? it has to be right
>>747660110>Why does
>>747659771
>HEAR ME ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>747659771Yes you do look like a crossdressing man
>>747659689now this is the real fridge
>>747659689I've seen more porn of Peter fucking that latina milf than MJ, even coomers don't want to touch her.
>>747659771J A C K P O TACKPOT
>>747659689They need to stop using the VA for the face scan already like Capcom.
>>747659689He hit the jackpot
>>747664761https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherubism
>>747660390Underrated post
>>747660340That's a fake photo.It's been airbrushed/photoshopped to hell and back.OP's pic is more what she looks like IRL without the photoshop/filters/etc.You guys don't seem to realise just how dishonest women are when it comes to their appearance. They can do shit with makeup alone that should be illegal.
I swear you'll never find a bigger bunch of losers than the fans of Sony's Marvel games. They're beyond fucking cringe. A lot of them seem to be black too. Do you know how big of a loser you have to be to be black and uncool?
>>747660110>Why does every woman has to be a 10/10 bimbo for you to enjoy the game?Why does every woman have to be a 0/10 abomination for (((them))) to enjoy the game?
Why do people keep making fun of her when they know she was in a car accident
Ugly, abusive, and deeply resentful of anyone better than her. But Insomniac believes that Peter is madly in love with this crazy bitch
>>747659689>face it tiger
>>747676401Left main pic = Display photoRight insert pic = tagged photo
>>747676401The bitch is literally 1:1 with the MJ model in the game and they want to tell us that they didn't just use her face instead
>>747676804How are people here so blind, the image even has other photos of the real scan as comparison.
>>747659689Not in the year 2026, he isn't
>>747677018So it's a massive coincidence that the head writer has the exact same face as the person they chose for face modeling?
>>747659689
>>747677385>head writerYou people can't even get details straight, she was an intern that never once showed up in person because of muh covid.
>>747665307you know the answer.
>>747659771I have a wider nose, but more or less my skull shape is around that.I'm a dude.
>>747678782Every woman should be an airheaded bimbo that has no capacity for malice
>>747678862trvth
Meanwhile in China
>>747678979Mary Jay-Leno
>>747678782that's even fucking worse
>>747659689Why are they putting transexuals as women in sony games??
>>747659689Old news.
>>747659689The sevens where she turns into a venom thing and he just goes “NOOO IM SORRY I SHOULD WASHED THE DISHES MORE YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH ANOTHER MAN IM NOT A BETTER MAN ENOUGH” almost made me break my controller. Shit boss fight and completely cucked Peter for an awful bitch who doesn’t deserve him
>>747660110Hi I’m trans too!
>>747660789At least Zendaya is attractive and doesn’t have a giga jaw
>>747671974>NOOO MJ ITS MY FAULT YOURE A MASSIVE CUNT IM SO SORRY
>>747660110yeah, why does professional model Mary Jane Watson have to look like a model, it's not like its her job to be hot or anything!
>>747661978Gotta love the commitment to not giving her even a single shred of ass for the "creeps" to leer at
>>747680835Nah, they took being a journalist from Peter and gave it to MJ for the game.
>>747681110kind of a weird choice, what's next taking the scientist away from peter so Felicia Hardy can be the scientist now?Working at the bugle is like, a gigantic part of Peter's character.
NOO NOT THE FRIDGE PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>747660110i would take your comment seriously if Sony didnt just cast a cute redhead as jean grey for their latest spiderman movie
>>747659771Me too bro
>>747660110Why do you people always justify this while also praising the commodification and degradation of the woman (aka OnlyFans)?
>>747680161wine auntie can get it
>>747680705>At least Zendaya is attractiveShe has a "tomboy next door" aesthetic that disappeared a year after she debuted in major hollywood. She literally looks like the typical jeeta now.
>>747661791do they fuck up their scans on purpose or something?all the ones in wolverine also look slightly off like this
>>747682249They have to be doing something like this, because chink studios managed to capture faces properly nearly half a decade ago
>help MJ save herselfThis games writing is so insufferable. The fun gameplay is the only thing keeping me from dropping it.At least i didnt pay for it
>>747666978>MaryJane is supposed to be a 10/10 model>>747680835>professional model Mary Jane Watson have to look like a model,When did "model" become a synonym for 10/10? Gay men handpick them, a lot of models are androgynous, plain or exotic looking.Gay men only care if they're tall, underweight and capable of walking on a straight line while keeping a poker face.
>>747660110But women in porn are ugly tooOF women are often hiding their faces cause they know they're ugly
>>747664606People don't mock Insomniac Peter enough
>>747683145it might be hard for your zoomer brain to understand, but in fiction from before the year 2000 "model" was usually just shorthand for "hot chick".
It's not even funny how much she got mogged by Silver Sable and Yuri Watanabe, though even then poor Yuri got that awful haircut in 2.
>>747683716People did when the Remaster dropped, and then you had people trying to convince everyone else it wasn't a bad change. There was even one guy here who would nonstop bitch at people who complained about the change. Spidey 2 just made everyone give up because they weren't going to change it.
>>747659771Mirin your Thanos jaw
