>the world literally depends on me succeeding or else everyone will die>shops still charge me for essential items and upgradesI feel like they would make an exception in reality
>>747662821frognigger
Frogchad
Sorry, Link, I can't give credit.
>>747662821proof that capitalism is the reason world is going to shit
>>747662821WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
>>747662821Just like in reality, the common folk are completely unaware that you are the hero working tirelessly to save their lives
>>747662821>Hey there, I'm like saving the world or something, can you give me all your shit for free?>Fuck off nigger.thats your reality
>>747662821people complain about chosen one narratives and whatnot but even back in the 90s the shopkeepers tried to murk Link if he tries to steal. chosen ones get no preferential treatment.
>>747662821>>the world literally depends on me succeeding or else everyone will diesource?
Nothing is free
>>747664173A lot of Mario games
>>747664306of course it's fucking wops asking for handouts
>>747663256That's an expression of general dismay, retard
>>747664073>No, I'm not lying, I've even slayed some monsters and everything!>Goblins?>One of them was a dragon!>Proof?>Umm I took its head with me, but then I sold it to someone.>Well you must have plenty of money to pay me with then.
>>747662821They expect you to fail, just like you always do
>>747662821>I'm a legendary warrior, I've saved all the people around me for ages, I'll train you... for a price>Join your team? No thanks>I'm a legendary blacksmith, I'll make you a weapon that's going to become obsolete just before you fight the final boss... for an exorbitant price>Make the best possible equipment to the best of my ability? No thanks>I'm a legendary archbishop, I'll treat your minor bruises... for free. I can offer you potions at a premium>Join your team and give you an overpowered blessing from the god that literally chose you? No way, even though it's probably my divine duty
>Hello sir, could you please just give me all your items and supplies for free? You see I am actually a great hero upon whom the fate of the world is resting, your generosity may very well be what alters the balance in favor of the salvation of all things goodBe real, if you were running a business, you wouldn't believe this
>>747662821See climate change and renewable energy
>>747664737By the time you get there you should be at least the Hero of Kvatch so yes, everyone would believe you
>oh thank you so much for saving our village>you truly are the real world hero they say you are!>There is no doubt in my mind that you shall help us all rid the world of evil and deliver us peaceful days>I will do my part and offer you whatever assistance I can as well as let the rest of the townfolk know of your heroic deeds and quest![Vendor shop items are now discounted 25% off][Achievement unlocked: Win the People's hearts]
>>747665007But climate change got blame shifted onto carbon emissions. How much does anyone talk about heat pollution, which we are doing nothing about and actually making worse
>>747665270what if it was a jewish village?
>>747662821>world literally depends on me succeeding or else everyone will die>shops still charge me for essential items and upgrades>I feel like they would make an exception in realityThis happened irl, russia never paid back lend lease, china/taiwan also never paid back any of their lend lease
>>747664737The hero is probably affiliated with the government, he's paying double. That's the unwritten contractor code
>>747664073>>747664737Man I’m not asking for the deed to your house I just want my sword upgraded and some healing potions. If I fail due to a lack of those things the world’s fate is on your hands
>>747665270Name ONE(1) game.
>>747665270If this happened to me in a game I would literally rip the cartridge out and throw it outside the window.
>>747662821Play Lunar, at the end when you need to save the world the shop just lets you take whatever you want.
>>747664379I'm more used to seeing it paired with posts that the OP knows is a retarded question to ask.
>>747665564flatout new vegas
>>747666423Where are no retarded questions. The pursuit of knowledge, no matter the type, is always noble
