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>A Marker is thrown into the last game you played
How fucked are you?
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>Darktide
just another Nurgle disease
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>Blood of Dawnwalker
I don't know because I don't know what that "marker" is
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>Monster Hunter Wilds
Oh shit actually.
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can i just say, that i just dont care about this hypothetical. like i really really do not fucking care about this pointless, boring time wasting reddit hypothetical. does that make sense?
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>>747676660
Who wins, necromorphs or Diablo and the forces of hell?
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>Sins of a solar empire 2
The Mystery niggas who chased the vasari into our galaxy take one look at it and start running back the way they came.
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>>747676763
Dead Space you fucking zoomer.
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>Punches brethren moon in half
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>>747676937
>if you didnt play and care about literally every game released during your generation then that means you are actually the next generation
interesting logic.
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>>747677068
You'd have to actually be a zoom zoom to not know what Dead Space was. Its marketing was everywhere and was an instant classic. Even people who didn't play the game at the time knew what necromorphs and markers were.
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>>747676837
Thanks for the bump though.
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>>747677289
i do know what dead space is. i just never played it and i dont know what the marker was. jesus man. can you forgive me?
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>>747677289
I know what Dead Space is. I never played it so I don't know how you expect me to know that.
But I guess sorry for not having played a game you did play, please don't hate me too much for this unspeakable crime.
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>>747677525
No.
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>torchlight
pretty fucked, the targeting in that game is dire. having to attack specific limbs just would not work
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>>747676660
I don’t know, how would Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND handle abominations from space?
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>>747677525
>>747677591
Real talk, why the fuck did you even come into the thread just to announce you know nothing about the subject and have nothing to contribute? You can act like a passive aggressive woman all you want but you deserve to be spat on for doing the equivalent of shitting on the dance floor.
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>>747676660
it would barely be considered an incident
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>retail wow
i guess poorly vibecoded black gay and tranny necromorphs will be a thing now
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>WH40K Space Marine 2
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>>747678039
the nu-four horsemen are basically this. insanely gay compared to the OG horsemen.
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>>747677736
They'd probably go insane.
Snake would get Marker codes imprinted into his brain.
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>>747678140
making the god of the shadowlands a troon, snuffing out arthas' soul, deviant art tranny dragons, killing every male character leader and replacing him with a girlboss, arators entire existence... None of these are near as criminal as what they did to Sally
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>dishonored

gigga kino desu senpai
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>>747676660
i don't know what that shit is
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>>747676660
>quasimorph
They go to the back of the queue, bramfaturas were here first.
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>>747679197
would only be kino if it was really vague and veiled/hidden completely. like the mystery of the whales.
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>Stronghold Crusader
Welp, I guess I won't finish the round. Already running low on wood. But at least my peasents won't abondon my castle. :^)
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>>747676660
>Ace Combat: Zero
The necroniggers aint got shit on Cipher
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>mm xDive
idk if it effects robots but its a better game already
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>>747676660
>FF5
Evil wizards around the world rush to try and control it, but the necromorphs themselves are probably not difficult enemies.
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Just another incident for Reimu to solve
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>>747676660
A marker? Like a crayon marker or a sharpie or for a whiteboard or what?
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>>747677289
So like every FOTM shit in the last 20+ years?
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>>747681225
anime garbage gets giga mogged for being homosexual
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>>747676660
>Marathon (2026)
There's already something like a Marker that wiped out all the colonists so seems all is normal. Gonna get ganked by some no life sweat anyways before it becomes a problem
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>>747677736
I can see Ocelot being a double agent for the cult for some nefarious reason, everybody else on Shadow Moses would probably just lose their minds, Snake seems capable enough, I can see him as the Isaac.
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>>747677759
maybe he just wanted to know what it was?
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>Limbus Company
Odds are there's already like eight of them in the City and one of the wings just declares the new one copyright infringement and sends taboo hunters to collect it and throw it in a pocket dimension with the others
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>TF2
>both teams start putting lv3 sentries near the marker and starts taunting
So not much changes
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>Doom Eternal
yea i think he'll be fine, hell enslaves cthulu in that series
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>>747676660
I don't know.
Depends on whether the enemies have poopers, I guess.
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Old news.
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>>747676746
>sisters of battle
cringe and redditpilled
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>>747684952
THAT NECROMORPH IS A-NEGA-*WHEEEEEEZE*
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>>747677289
I've known about Dead Space ever since it released, but I don't know what a marker is either.
Stop having the bad kind of autism.
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>>747676660
Weirdly...I think I'm OK?
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>>747676660
>Metroid:Zero Mission
Eh. I'm sure Samus can tank it.
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>>747676660
>dominions 6
i dont think it would change that much
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>>747686697
>You! Yes, you! You are NOT GOOD.
>Heavy_Laugh.wav
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>>747676660
>death stranding
Shits already an SCP game, so why not add more paranormal shit
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>stalker 2
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>>747677026
>Kirby rides his off on his little gold star, leaving a trail of sparkles in space as the brethren moon explodes into viscera
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>>747676660
>star trek online
wonder if it works on borgified humanoids
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>>747676660
I mean, the entire world's a computer simulation anyway. I could see Z letting it run its course for a few cycles for shits and giggles before uninstalling Marker.exe and going back to business as usual.
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>>747676660
>Black Desert
the game already has Star's End where an a giant evil magic rock crashed, mutated and drove insane the local residents who are now violent meth heads hopped up on the power of raw darkness
it also spread airborne super-darkness-aids and was a physical sign of the impending apocalypse
even though this is all fairly typical fantasy stuff a marker seems like a fairly benign and minor threat since literal magic isn't involved and a marker can be physically destroyed unlike the darkness which kind of just perpetually exists
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>>747681225
honestly the lunarians would probably nuke that shit the moment it comes close to the solar system
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>>747676660
Miyamoto is slicing up some necromorphs right alongside genma
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>>747676660
>factorio
In an hour that marker will be disassembled, analysed and a full production chain of smaller marker replicas will be in full swing.
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>>747676660
>Stardew valley
Will I finally have a chance to cave Pierres head in
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>>747679270
Yeah I don't think it would make much difference
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>>747676660
>Grim Dawn
Pretty much the same amount of fucked
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>>747688045
I was thinking more of speedrunning a rocket launch and getting out of there. It's a rock, it can't chase me in space.
Okay I might return for some uranium but I'll be in and out.
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>>747676660
>laughs behind 25 fully starred Silvegis



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