The writing of this game is shit.
your princess is another castle cucky
>>747677285>black (italian) man gets the white princesswokeslop
>>747677285>cover art is the player dyingThe original "prepare to die edition"
>>747677285>you travel through the levels, pass every obstacle, take down what you think is king bowser, only to find this>your princess is in another castle>this is the exact moment super mario bros broke me
>>747678179he's not dying, he's just trying to save a frame rule