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How would you rate Blizzard/Bl(...) 09/14/26(Mon)18:19:41 No.747681661

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How would you rate Blizzard/Blizzcon? Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:19:41 No.747681661 Archived

>ditch D4 for D5 after selling expensive cosmetics and implying it had more expansions/content coming, Hamburger helper returns
>WoWForever, wow classic part deux, super serious this time guys
>Le heckin serious Far Cry : Starcraft edition, sorry RTS fans, 4 years from now* (*totally going to be delayed or cancelled)
>HoTS new hero behind a paywall for an abandoned game
>nothing new, genre, game, anything

Blizzard riding along on WoW whales and subs.

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:21:12 No.747681769

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:21:12 No.747681769

>>747681661
What is up with women not wearing bras do they want saggy breasts?

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:21:37 No.747681810

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:21:37 No.747681810

>>747681661
0/10

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:22:39 No.747681883

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:22:39 No.747681883

Garboshit except for WoW Forever which, by some bizarre miracle, sounds like they are actually listening to feedback and making an actually good version of WoW for once

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:24:54 No.747682067

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:24:54 No.747682067

tits

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:25:34 No.747682128

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:25:34 No.747682128

>>747681883
>listening to feedback and making an actually good version of WoW
Try not to fall for Blizzard lies challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:33:19 No.747682697

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:33:19 No.747682697

>>747681661
D5 - doesn't exist yet, don't care. D4 is boring as hell, only Warlock is a fun class. the announced classes sound better anyway, more like D3 classes
SC - haven't even bothered looking at it, it's just a cinematic teaser? doesn't exist, don't care
retail - didn't watch, though i don't hate retail it's not that interesting until new expansions, seasonal stuff is crap if you don't raid. bunch of throwaway catchup borrowed power slop. (except Undermine which was cool)
HotS - lol, why? don't think they even announced anything like working or caring about it again, so why should i?
forever - mite b cool
90% seemed like some weird corpo cult talking about their life and how amazing they are whilst the common plebs are only allowed to watch in silence and clap on cue. i bet they don't do Q&A anymore, right?

forever / 10.

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:38:35 No.747683048

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:38:35 No.747683048

>>747681769
bras cause sagging from reduced pectoral development and uneven fat distribution.
This presenter simply did not wear a bra because, as you can tell from their corporate dei coded language and excessive prosoity performance they are deeply mentally unwell.
*nods head with profound affirmation*

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:41:33 No.747683260

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:41:33 No.747683260

It was an embarrassing shareholder meeting disguised as a fan event, which technically what all gaming conventions hosted by AAA companies are, but they just didn't have anything to actually show. It came off as desperate

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:44:27 No.747683468

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:44:27 No.747683468

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For anyone that has any hope for StarCraft Dominion, here's the imdb for the director. It's just going to be a farcry clone

Anonymous
09/14/26(Mon)18:47:57 No.747683728

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)18:47:57 No.747683728

>>747683468
Next tortanic confirmed?