Peach has a hard life
>>747683269finally a peach pic that isn't garbage
>>747683471you don't like the bimbo peach trend?It's the only reason why I come to /v/
Daisy board.
>>747683269Life is hard, fat is soft.Peach should be soft.
>>747683269Princess Peach is a fucking nightmare to take shopping, she suffers from mad BPD. Let me tell you about itSo I was out going to K-Mart with Princess Peach and we were going shopping because we wanted to get a new air conditioner, right? Well before we go into the store I tell her, "Okay Peach, we're only going to get the air conditioner. We're going in and out, and that's it." And she went, "Fine..." and she did that little "cha" noise, you know the one.So anyway we walk into K-Mart and BLAM, the Blue Light special rings up and Princess Peach goes "ANON ANON ANON we NEED to start shopping!" and I'm like, "Peach, this is obviously a marketing ploy to get people to spend money on shit they don't need," but it's too late because Peach filled up the cart with shit we don't need.So anyway I go over to the air conditioner aisle and get this, they don't even HAVE the air conditioner we were looking for, so I leave the cart and start walking to the door. But then she goes "Um, baby? You forgot this." And I go, "No I didn't, I told you, we're not buying all that shit. We're going home." And man even though that light was blue her face was BLOOD red.Anyway she's fuming the whole way back and the cute K-Mart clerk walks up and says "Um, you can't take all that home with you." and I go "Oh it's okay, we were just leaving." and then she goes, "Well come back anytime, sweetie~" and winks. Bad move.Princess Peach fucking TIPS the cart over and tackles her to the ground and starts beating her to a pulp with all the K-Mart appliances she got, I'm talking cake mixers and blenders, and I was gonna step in but then I looked to my right and saw the air conditioner we needed on clearance! What are the odds? So I decided to go ahead and get the air conditioner (and a Snickers for good measure, cause y'know, you're not you when you're hungry.)So yeah the trip was productive. Had to break up with Peach and flee the state soonafter though. That bitch has issues
Peachy!
These threads make me want to be Rosalina so I can have sweaty lesbian sex with Peach.
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Nintendo claims to be family friendly then give dick sucking lips to rosalina and peach and pauline
>>747687000futa sex*
>>747689234Go jerk off to some dicks if you like them that much.
be honest
>>747689505im sorry you're a cuck and don't like having bros be happy by jerking it to dyke porn
Sometimes I wear a long white glove and pretend it's Peach jerking me off
>>747689234How will they ever recover?
>>747689912I wish an anon did this to me while we both looked at Peach art.
