Isn't it odd that the single most popular Samus ship, is with a non-Nintendo character?
>>747691642Why do people ship video game characters like a middle school girl instead of just jerking off to them, is it some kinda cuck fetish?
>>747691753>cuck fetishAnon, wtf is wrong with you?
>>747691753>shipping is cuckingHoly newfag
>>747691801>>747691824Correct. You do realize that you're pairing the character that you could be fucking with someone else and watching said romance play out. It's very cuck coded and the fact that you can't see that is also very cuck coded desu.
>>747691941But I am Master Chief???
>>747691642Mario already has too many girlfriends, Fox McCloud is a fox, Link is too young and already has many girlfriends, and the other characters of Nintendo are either kids or anthropomorphic beings that cannot be shipped with Samus
>>747691941>the character that you could be fucking...No I couldn't, anon. She's a fictional character. ARE YOU STUPID??
>>747692129He is. Nigger can't abstract.
>>747691642you're right, but the character is a certain blue capcom bomber
I think Metroid would get a better live-action adaptation.