For people who barely play games (less than 3 hours per day) what exactly are you doing here if you don't like video games?
>>747696227>what exactly are you doing hereMinding my own business
>>747696227I play a lot more than 3 hours per day and I mostly come here for memes and furry porn / semi porn
The last two times I tried to eat hotdogs, I vomited.
>>747696227I used to be able to play games for like 10 hours straight without breaking a sweat, but now I barely play an hour before I feel the overwhelming urge to put the controller down. Getting old sucks.
>>747696352This. After 22-25 it's very difficult to find the time to game daily. 8-10 hours of work, 2 hours commute, family and working out leaves only 45-60 minutes daily for movies/tv shows/gaming per day. Getting old sucks.
>>747696227How does a man end up like this?>unable to cook>addicted to childrens toys>terminally online/needs to share every detail of their life on social media
>>747696227I don't even play 3 hours a WEEK, but I still like videogames more than the obnoxious whiners that keep posting here.This board really should have a rule against perpetually negative nancies.
>>747696227/v/ is for discussing the videogame industry, not videogamesif I played games, I'd spend my time in /vg/
>>747696506
>>747696638Its not mens fault that so many men are sexless its womens fault for refusing to have sex with most men, this is why we need legal prostitution to return.
>>747696340how many were ya able to suck down before you puked, champ?
>>747696638ohh no no no nophoneposting broccoli headed mutts on suicide watch
>>747696227school mostly
>>747696638how are people going to drunk drive if they neither drink or drive...?
>MFW I work from home, which ultimately means I spend at minimum five hours a day playing vidyaI don't know how the fuck I survived working in a cubicle for as long as I did. This shit is great.
>boiled>ketchup the two things you shouldn't do and this day went and did it
gooning, what the fuck do you think?
>>747696821I hate to be the bearer of sad news but the broccoli heads are the more successful ones of the bunch
>>747696352>>747696479Grim.>>747696562What do you do?
>>747696227Habit, self loathing, boredom, depression
Lmao 6 hours a week is plenty time for an adult to game. I mostly replay old games anyways
>>747696946Those hotdogs look even worse than OP's
>>747696227>bread isn't warm, not even toasted>isn't even sausage buns either>sausages look raw and probably from a can or jar>squirt of some shit high fructose corn syrup ketchup and NOTHING elseThat's so American I'm getting diabetes, measels and retardation from looking at it.
>>747696946That's disgusting>membrane keyboard
>>747696506>unable to cook just grab anything and just cook ithot dogs are the easiest to just boil or grill.I keep to myself and I'm a skillet.
>>747696910NO NO NO THE ZOOMER CASHIER GIRL I HAVE A CRUSH ON AS A BALDING 32 YEAR OLD IS A VIRGIN RIGHT??? STATISTICS SAY THE ZOOMERS ARE SEXLESS JUST LIKE ME
>>747697001Mevans is a britbong funnily enough
>>747696227Name one thing wrong with this
>>747696227>five hot dogs
>>747696227>>747696946Damn, I’m so glad I can feed myself actually delicious and nutritious food…
>>747696946>mayo + ketchupThe only thing that goes on a hot dog is mustard.
>>747696891it was fun when covid hit in my 20s but now i just feel like a loser since im 31. i miss working around people
>>747696340You're supposed to chew them.
You're meant to have mustard and onions on your hotdog at the bare minimum.
>>747697134He's eating five of them in one meal.
>>747696227>>747696946>not grilling your hot dogs or even bothering to get them nice and sizzling on a flat top>having five (5) hot dogs and not topping them with your favorite thingsjust buy "meal replacement drinks" if you hate yourself this much.
>hotdogsWhy would you do this when you can eat sausages?>better flavor>bigger, don't need to eat fucking 5 to be full>can eat them with vegetables and it not be weird>can be used in dishes such as pasta
>>747696227my social needs
>>747696227>ketchup As I would expect from a manchild tendie.
>>747696340dumb bastard is so stupid he doesn't know how eating works.food goes down not up dumy.
>>747697249What does emotionally unavailable mean?
>>747696227These are some poor looking hotdogs, to be fair with the tendie.
>>747697167somehow Timmy is the worst out of all of them but he's integral to my two favorite skits, one being this and the other being the Pope one.
>>747697302glizzy recs?
>>747696227I like discussing games. even if Im not playing 3 hours a day I'm pretty sure I've played more games than most people here anyways
>>747697349I don't know but I remember when my ex told someone I was trying to date that about me behind my back I was pretty pissed.
>>747696918>What do you do?The biggest reason I don't game more, is lack of proper hardware. The last time I got an upgrade was a decade ago, so I can't really play anything newer than what was released 5-10 years ago. And I've already played most of the things from that era that I wanted.I still keep up with news and new releases, but I don't know if this AI bubble will ever burst... I refuse to (and also simply can't) pay like 2000-3000 euros just for a new GPU!
>>747697249I dont need more than that. Its the best.
I-I enjoy being here a-a-and I enjoy talking to you a-anons.....
>>747696794men can have sex with each other too
>>747697727Unironically why do some of you talk like this? Do you have AGP? Autism? Homosexual tendencies? Something else? This isn't a rhetorical question, I just don't understand the ERPing.
>>747696910>more successful>40-50% of gen z are virginsNice try zoomzoom
>>747697836They have a bullying fetish and want to be made fun of for it. You just made his dick hard btw.
>>747696227Unicorn OverlordFF8FF12These are the only games I've played this year.
>>747696340If they are 100% beef hot dogs, boil them for a short time, put them in a bun with a bit of yellow mustard, heat up a bit of saurkraut and some mashed potatoes.If they are made of pork and chicken, brown and mince ground beef on a pan, add salt, black pepper, garlic, shredded onions and bell peppers, add tomato sauce or paste and water, and let it simmer for 10 minutes until it is thick. Grill the hot dogs, put them on a bun, add the minced beef, add relish, add ketchup, add yellow mustard, add potato sticks. If they are made out of chicken don't even bother, just throw them to some stray dog or cat.
>>747697849reading comprehension failure, not my problem
>>747696638>more people have had sex before even dating once Where's the love?
>>747696227>no mustard
When did you realise you aren't into playing games anymore?
>>747698239In Santa's workshop
>>747696227I do like them, I just can't be bothered to play them. But once I do, I have a good time (unless the game is shit).
>>747697349It means you don't give a foid enough attention.
>>747697590the fact that you still dont know probably means you are
>>747696227I'm a tad bit old now and I don't have much time for vidya anymore, but I like coming in here because IF anything happens in the industry we get to see it here first, I had no idea what the wolverine game looked like... until the guys here started posting the videos and such of the game itselfI was actually thinking on getting it but honestly I feel like skipping it now
>>747698295Im not like that but i'll spend a full week trying several games untill i find one i'll binge play for like 80 hours like a maniac on crack, only to finish it and get back in the same loop
>>747697072With a diet like that he should get an honorary green card.
>>747698132idgi, broccoli hairs are more likely to be on suicide watch?
>>747698115>mashed potatoesWhat as a side dish or you just throw it on top? I usually just stick with ketchup myself, with a side of ruffle chips. Not healthy really but I don’t eat them often.
>just a hot dog on a bun with a halfassed splurt of ketchupthose are some pathetic dogs. it would be like a junk-tier item in a video game.
For me it's the humble bunnings snag in some bread
>>747697836>agpIf only women acted like that…
My go to hotdog toppings are red onions, mexican cheese and the hottest sauce i can find (or fresh ghost peppers in the summer)
>>747696227I typically don't play on work days
i prefer pepperoni pizza
>>747696227I just want someone to talk to.
>>747697727A-Anon senpai....
>>747697167.... Is that bad?
>>747697997The 3 games you listed add up to about 120 hours of playtime.That's not so bad.
>>747696630>/v/ is for discussing the videogame industry, not videogames>if I played games, I'd spend my time in /vg/This is the real answer.
>>747698295That was me age 25 to 29 and now im back into it in a light capacity. Have a lot of fun sometimes but mostly replay games
>>747699060/vg/ does not talk about video games
>>747698776mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm desu
ALL YOU NEED IS A DOG AND A BUN, CONDIMENT FAGS UCK OFF
>>747696227Why do I need to play video games more than 3 hours per day? I did that since I was a kid till my mid 20's. Now I mostly play around 2 hours a day and sometimes 0 because I either have shit to do or I'm literally exhausted. Granted, my issue is that I mostly play fast paced games that require focus. Also, sitting around for hours like a retard is not good for you anyways. https://youtu.be/wCjJPJGN1ro
>>747698731Remember when not every faggot ate ghost peppers with everything
>>747696227Those look good, but take the bun off three of them.
>>7476991412 dogs per bun or we riot.
>>747696227Bad day to be a hotdog
>>747696946Is a hotdog with mayo good? I never tried.
>>747696352take vitamin D and check testosterone levels.i'm 47 and i can play many hours and have energy for irl
>>747699141Even though I use condiments I have a feeling youd make a good bro
>>747696227I find the older I get the more wrong it seems to eat animals. Its not right.
>>747699313This guy definitely is not a good bro type
>>747699313pussy
>>747697349It means you’re too guarded and don’t talk enough about your feelings or yourself. You are comparable to a brick wall with enough sentience to feed and shit.
>>747696506>conform!As opposed being addicted to tv slop or alcohol?
You cut the dog in half, and pan fry it in butter. Then you pan fry a slice of bologna in mayo(same pan). Then you toast the bun in that pan and let it soak up all the goodness. Wrap the butterflied dog in the bologna, bun it, and plate.
>>747696638*raises paw*guys I think society is dying
>>747696227>>747697167
>>747699449I don't think learning to cook proper nutritious meals and spend less time on xitter is conforming.
>>747696506Feminism
>>747696352It took my until my late 20's early 30's to achieve this same mode. I guess at this point you've kind of experienced everything games have to offer. Everything is a derivative of something else and it also just starts to feel like a waste of time to boot. I just hop on a single gacha do my ten-minute dailies and that's about all I do anymore. Life really does just get stale and boring.
>>747696506No meaning in the current world.Most people are zombies and it hasn’t been provided.
>5 weiners
>>747696352>>747699659I hope you guys find something fun you enjoy even if it's not vidya. Very easy to fall into the work -> scroll -> sleep cycle.
>>747699313Hotdogs are not animals, despite the name.
>>747696479>2 hours commuteGachas
>>747699260If it can go with ketchup, it can also go with mayo has been my rule of thumb.I am a mayo slut though, so maybe I'm not the best to listen to about that.
>>747699449The guy in your image neither uses toys or internet and likely cooks well
>>7476966383/5See you later, nerds.
>>747699467Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>747699791Neither is a steak. Do you have a point you're trying to make here?
>>747696638i was doing nothing before it was cool
A simple glizzy with just mustard is like heaven. Put some chili on it as well and I can die happy.
Let me guess, you need more?
>>747696227I play around exactly 2.5 hours almost daily does that count as gamer enough?
>>747700141Mustard is gross.I know there's supposed to be some variant that's better, but after trying that yellow shit I just never bothered with that condiment again.
>>747696227LARPing
>>747700286Acquire taste
>>747699285Why would you show me this
Im paid to spend roughly 7 hours a night here 5 days a week. But its night shift. So sometimes just dont feel like playing games at fucking 6am. By the time I do its time to go to sleep . I mostly kill time making webms of shit i think you guys would like to see.
>>747699659>it's all stale and boring nowI think your problem is you're playing gacha.
>>747697761This
you ever just go get a 1/4 lb big bite with mustard, ketchup, and relish at 7-11
>>747699724Just the gym. Well, it's "fun". Feels "good" pushing my body to the brink. Wish I had access to more exciting prostitutes. The current bitch at the massage parlor won't even suck my dick. I hope she gets rotated out soon.
>>747700286>I know there's supposed to be some variant that's betterSpicy brown German mustard is peak. Yellow is fine, you just gotta get used to it.
>>747697282What the fuck is a "meal replacement drink"?I genuinely do not like eating and see it as hinderance to my day when I am hungry so that sounds like it was made for me.
>>747699265same at age 40, but unironically the problem is there's just very little worth devoting all those hours to at this timeI haven't encountered a game that I've actually wanted to just devote all my free time to for about 6 or 7 years now. Like another anon ITT said, shit's just so derivative and soulless across the board
>>747698239>Where’s the loveWhen you find it again let me know. Love, true love is so rare these days. Everyone is too scared of being hurt, so they choose to sideline their feelings and just seek pleasure. It isn’t a problem but I wish people would just be more upfront before trying to bed you. Sometimes you just want a long time girlfriend.
>>747696227
>>747696227>not even a chilidoggrim>>747697167I ate five bratwurst the other day for lunch, with about a pound of kraut on top of them collectively, it makes me feel like timmy was being judged too harshly.
>>747696227Why would anybody spend three hours every day doing an unnecessary activity that they don't enjoy?
>>747700516> the problem is there's just very little worth devoting all those hours to at this timeThis is the real reason. If you played games for all these years, you pretty much saw 95% of what the industry has to offer. Newer games are just the same or worse mechanics, but prettier graphics (and sometimes not even that).
>>747699808in america that's not on public transit, it's in the car. Possibly 2 hours 1 way.
>>747700241Yes.
>>747696227Why do bread exist? Why not just eat the meat?
Fuck. You guys are making me hungry. I shouldn’t have chose to diet this week…
>>747700712You could also eat it between two pickles, but that’s if you’re trying to be healthier
>>747696227>not pan fried or grilled >just ketchuphotdogs are already a midass fucking meal even when done right
>>747696638
>>747700785I like mine with sauerkraut.
>>747700785I like doing the "dirty water" brine stuff like hot dog carts do. IDC if it's technically lameo boiled hot dogs.Hard to beat a fresh flame grilled one though
>>747700785When I cook em in the fireplace it's S tier
>>747696227Viral marketing
>>747700946The trve and honest way of cooking 'dogs is to turn on your gas range and roast them over the fire. The woke globalist agenda wants to force a switch to electric """"ranges"""" and take this away from you.
>>747701057Taste the meat, not the heat.
>>747699418So a schizoid? Or you know, someone who keeps to themselves?
>>747701000Home is behind, the world aheadAnd there are many paths to tread
>>7476966384/5 but I'm still missing out on the sex.
>>747701134Eh? I think even a schizoid would emote more. Especially, if they are anything like the ones on this site. They wear their tar covered hearts on their sleeves.
>>747696340>Eat grilled hotdogs and it's all good>Eat pan seared or microwaved hotdogs and experience nausea so complete I actually turn greenI don't get it.
>>747700678fuck
>>747698609Yes, as a side, same with the sauerkraut.
For me it's pig's head and Monster Hunter
>>747696506Autism fucks you over pretty bad
>no mustard and saurkaut chads
>>747701279The eyepatch ties this whole scene together
>>747701217I'm not diagnosed with anything but I don't talk about myself or my feelings. I don't see the point of it.
>>747701143MIST AND SHADOW
>>747701279OwO what's this? *takes a bite out of your snout*
>>747699260Mayo's fine. It's a smooth alternative to ketchup's acidic flavor. Personally, I find anything more than a hint of mustard disgusting.
>>747701143kek
>>747701336Mustard is the singularly most disgusting condiment ever created by man.Even a single fucking droplet can ruin and entire hamburger.
Man I coild really go for some fat fuck hot dogs and nachos now thanks to this thread.
>I prefer the remaster
>>747696506He cooked FIVE hot dogs, and you say he can't cook???
Are hot dogs sandwiches?
video games??
>>747699313that’s a good point, but consider the following:I don’t car
>>747701645Just get a driving license bro, it's not that hard.
>>747701279Pig head is good, but it has to be roasted in a spit.
>>747701535Grow up and acquire some taste.>>747701560These "people" should be thrown in jail for wasting food.
>>747701645I'm not a car either.Ha ha...
>>747701667I have a drivers license, I use it to drive to places where I retrieve dead animals to eat
>>747701279>Mazinger ZThis nigga's alright.
>>747701356That’s fair, and honestly you’re not inclined to share your feelings if you don’t have to. However, if you are ever interested in dating, the other person is going to want to talk and learn how you feel sometimes. Annoying? Yes, but it’s actually pretty nice and it makes you look like the best partner ever to the other person. You’d be surprised at just how low the bar is.
>>747697506Him being the one to find Trevor’s corpse during the auto-erotic asphyxiation sketch works really well too.>Oh my god, Trevor killed himself… and he had his wiener out while he was doing it.
I never tried those giant hot dogs before I only had the shitty tiny ones or smokies but I tried the big ones before and now I crave giant wieners in my mouth constantly, goddamn those things are good.
>tfw you didn't subscribe to the meat plan
>>747701681Or made into head cheese.
>>747696506He has 5 hotdogs more than me. I'd settle for 1.
>>747699260>>747696946>>747696227>>747697215I once knew a place, Seven ElevenThe hot dogs were great, microwave in store, no toppings at all. Just bun+wiener and it was great. Shame they don't have those anymore
>>747696638I REFUSE to believe sex was THAT LOW in 1990
>>747696227i practice long goon sessions, sometimes i just don't have time between work and edging
>>747699285PTSD
>>747701837I haven't seen anyplace selling head cheese in like 15+ years. I want some, I've been looking
>>747702031I do, but I live in a rural area.It has become a delicatessen since factories would likely rather use those bits and scraps of meat for processed foods instead.
>>747696352I still play some games, but lately I find myself making game packs for others to enjoy more. My latest project has been packaging old DOS and Windows games that you run within an emulated Windows 98 installation, and while it can be tedious, the end result has been worth it for me. I guess I prefer sharing joy rather than just feeling it for myself, by myself.
>>747700678>raw onionsthere's no way people actually like this shit, right?
>>747696227>putting the sauce on top of the hotdogThe sauce goes on first so that you don't smear half of it on your fat fucking face
>>747702527They are crunchy.
>>747701765>if you are ever interested in datingGood thing I'm not.
>>747702013Stop doing that now before you actually fry yourself like I have.I used to regularly goon for 8hrs, often, and now I find it hard to care about stuff other than porn.
>>747697836lurk moar
>>747702527filtered
>>747696227 that bread looks like shit compared to soft airy hotdog hund
>>747700668Teslas and gachas then.There is no way anon drives 2 hours of his day every day to work, no pay can make up for that time sink
>>747702527Gotta be red onions for me, they're mild and still add a nice crunch.
>>747702596How tiny is your mouth that you get sauce on your face eating a hotdog?Do you eat like a bird or something?
>>747701279that woman did a great job of representing my disgust.
>>747696340try eating them instead of shoving them up your ass next time.
>>747702772The only way you won't get the sauce on your face is if you swallow the thing whole
>>747696227I'm here to shit on AI because it's awful and useless and I lost my job to it.
>>747701560Every Americans should be arrested
Mevans is a HERO and should be RESPECTED on here for playing more vidya than the average nu-/v/irgin. Ok? END of story.
>>747696227I like what they could be and sometimes were.It's disappointing too what the internet actually is.
>>747702697you know, i don't do it alone, i have friends, we call it porn parties
>>747696227That's a fairly small amount of hot dogs for the average sized person, I'd say
>>747696352I'm 31 and games are arguably more fun to me now than they've ever been. Then again, I've been playing tons of old games I missed out on as a kid so maybe that plays a part of it.
>>747702527They are delicious. Get some taste buds.
>>747703141That's better, but you're still essentially creating the exact same effect as drugs or alcohol on your brain.
>>747702770Fucking love a delicious raw diced red onion on my burger.Can eat just the meat and onion on the bread, no other condiments with it.
>>747696340yeah sure "hotdogs" bro
>>747696227Trying to convince myself to kill myself finally.
>>747696227>ketchup
>>747696227Boiled hot-dogs are disgusting. Take the time and fry it you lazy piece of shit.
>>747701356Real schizophrenics are paranoid to the point where they will suddenly become hostile to you one day and accuse you of things you never did. You never even met btw, you just happened to be present to be seen once during "an incident".What those Anons call schizos or "schizoid" are fundamentally something else.
>>747696946For real, buy some olive oil, and fry the fucking hot dogs. It takes less than 5 minutes.
>>747702706>beans>big gross tomato chunks>AND still raw onionsJesus Christ, it's even worse
>>747696227Any hot dog that isn't sabrett is slop, but I still wouldn't eat that for dinner
>>747697167Hot-dogs are delicious. I could eat 10 of them. Chilean hot-dogs (completos) are out of this world.
>>747696638They could at least try drinking. It's not that hard.
>>747698295Never. I'm 40 and I still love video games.
>>747699260No one else has your taste buds bro. If you want to find out if you like it, you might have to, I know this is shocking, actually just try it yourself sometime.
>>747698776Pepperoni pizza with mushrooms is food of the gods.
>>747699260It's delicious.
>>747703892what's wrong with beans
>EWW GROSS YOU PUT VEGETABLES ON YOUR HOT DOG, RAW VEGETABLES!!!this board, lol
just ate 8 hotdogs I feel fucked cunts
>>747704369Americans can't understand people eating food that's not plastic.
>>747696227a quintuplet of steamed dih w/ red sauce is crazy work
>>747701946makes sense, sexless virgin nerds was a bigger stereotype thing thanin the 1970s
>>747703747I mean... yeah... schizoid (SzPD) and schizophrenia are two completely different things.The former features dysfunctional isolation (and to some extend a divorce between mind and body) and the latter features psychosis
