>kid gets switch 2>dad buys pirated games on a flash cart>kid bans dad from console in parental controlshttps://twistedsifter.com/2026/09/his-dad-threatened-to-ban-his-new-nintendo-switch-2-so-the-teen-locked-him-out-of-the-system/
the kid duhwhen you live under someone else's roof you belong to them
Based kid, dadcucks btfo
>>747742624Do journalists just post their own ai generated articles here now or what
>>747742780based abuse chad.
>>747742780This, I'm not going through the trouble of making a daughter just for someone else to fuck her
>>747742867yeah
>>747742624>Kid is disrespectful to the parents that earlyFuture dindu.
>>747742867This. Why would you need parental controls to ban a kid from playing something? Just take the fucking console
>>747742780Yea. I'd still ban the dad though and take the ass whooping. Probably hide the entire console. Ass whoopings are short lived pains.
>>747742624Can't you get banned for using pirated software on a console? Can they track what you do?
>>747742624that makes no sensefake news
>>747742867Not enough reality for ya?
>>747742908>>747742920If you are an hypocrite, you deserve what is coming to you, even if it comes from your own kid.>>747742920You are not supposed to fuck your own daughter and someone else fucking your daughter means your genes are spreading.
>>747743035Based illiterate chad
>>747742780this but unironically if he didn't want his anal cherry popped by daddy he should have ran away from home
>>747743210>this level of copeyour daughter is not spreading your genes, she's a woman you fucking retard
>>747743135Based little shit anon.I remember during a lan night at a local internet cafe I was spawn camping my Dad in BF1942 so hard and being a loud mouthed little shit that he took me outside and whooped my ass lol.I miss him.
itt: shame based culture denizens
>>747742624>"I set a console lock on my system so he can’t access it without my permission."Unless the 14 year old bought the Switch with his own money, it ain't his. Uppity little shit needs to be taught a life lesson.
>>747743161Yep. They ban it at the hardware level, so the kid would never be able to download games, patches, DLC, anything. Regardless of whether the kid bought it himself or got it as a gift, the dad has no right to risk the console's functionality just so he can be a cheap, incompetent nigger.
>>747742624>breaks console over knee
My dad hated video all his life despite never touching a controller or even a computer
That's pretty funny, way to go kid.
>>747742624Nintendo, for not letting you own anything.
>betrayed by your own progenycucked
>>747748286It will never feel as good as that kid throwing him into a hospice when he gets old lmao
>>747742624based kid. the dad already seems weak
>>747742624>retarded father is about to destroy console >based son stops him Never thought I would see "boomer parent installs 500 'cool taskbars', blames legally purchased copy of starcraft for computer's slow speed" make a news article
>>747742624Neither was wrong. The dad is based for pirating games. The kid is smart for knowing his dad probably can't pirate games correctly and might brick his console if he fucked something up..
>>747748286Old nintendium would have survived
>>747749239the mines were decommissioned after the SP
>>747743526Parents who give "gifts" and then steal them are already teaching life lessons, such as not knowing the difference between a gift and a loan.
>>747743526Even if he bought it with "his own money" he's in the wrong. Even if he earned that money himself, he only has it to spend because his parents pay for his food and shelter.
>>747751510Its not exactly teaching any "good morals"Yet "The mighty WILL take your shit away if they want or you just pissed them off enough" seems also a more important life lesson than ever
>>747742624>>kid bans dad from console in parental controls
>>747742780this is why kids throw their parents into retirement homes in old age
>>747742920*hits pipe*this but unironically
>>747742624>article based on a fucking reddit post
>>747742624>tfw your wife's son grounds you
>>747742624dad gamers bftohis system, his choice
>>747743161They don't just brick your console, your whole account gets banned too so all your legally acquired games are just taken. You're better off emulating when possible if you're pirating shit because either way you'll be off the grid
>>747748286>buy thing for your child>they like it>they use it a lot>omg wtf noooo you're not supposed to enjoy this thing i got for you>destroy itWhy are parents like this?
I hope half of this is snoy bullshitting, but with consolefags and their cult you never know
>>747742624>Dad buys another switchNow what?
>>747754519Kid was misbehaving, not simply playing. Tech toys are a privilege, not a right. Parents are like this to teach kids that bad behaviour is not rewarded. Sorry you had shit parents if you can't understand this.
>>747755584then he's risking getting his own shit banned and the kid doesn't have to worry about anything
>>747753998kek
>>747756662still too much detail
>>747756756
>>747742624Dad was in the wrong, flash carts will get you banned from online functionality.
>>747756792thanksnow im ultra mad at that foid
>>747743548Nigger, it's dad's console. He bought it, not the little shit, he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it.
