Hola, cocksuckers. Miss me?
>>747811889Are they really rehashing this boring dog shit monster for the 30th time?God, give this series a break for 10 years and just port the older games to PC with online
>>747812212People really like him, apparently. Same as Burp Dragon.
>only two new monsters>all the rest are old eldersNice expansion.
>>747812212Filtered. Teostra is kino
Will his wife also return?
Base game>PS3 graphics>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage>Unskippable walking segments>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything>No cat cooking>Weather system serves no purpose other than to make the game worse>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless>The "endgame" consists of hunting the same apexes because, for whatever reason, Capcom refuses to make every monster 9star tempered>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk>The "reward" for killing 9stars is gacha talismans that give you skills (even though we already have too many skills)>No HR final boss>Artian system makes 99% of weapons in the game useless (lmao)>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating>Underwater combat>Less monsters than MH2 and 4 in base game>No MH language>First flop in franchise's historyIs this the worst game of all time?G rank>Created by the director of Exoprimal (game no one ever played)>Gimmick that makes your weapon useless unless you use it>Overuse of Elder DragonsIt's over
>>747811889Yes. The actual bad part is Ryozo and the """"""""""""""""""""""""""mainline team"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" love using HR armor designs for monsters they are bringing to expansions. Which means Teo will have his ugly ass HR tin can armor instead of the kino G Rank version.
>>747818152Waiter, this pasta is stale.
Wilds cucks are fucking legit not real, there is no spark of humanity in those drones
>>747811889>Everyone hates him nowI hope you all get Nova’d
>>747818868>someone likes something you don't>go batshit insane and shriek retarded nonsense
>>747811889Jfc. Kill whoever is picking the returning monsters for Wilds they're just making the old games look bad.
>>747818919sorry but only the portable team can make a respectable teo. mainline team makes him a little bitch that falls over every 2 seconds and you can flash bomb him out of nova even though his eyes are closed
>>747819838this poster carted to world's teostra every single time.
>>747819838>respectable teooxymoron
>>747811889Lunastra's bottom
>>747820841if teo is in, surely that means his other half is all but confirmed
Doomtrannies need a new bit, all they do is low effort spam these days
>>747821039They gave up with consistency, just look at all the times Chameleos doesn't show up despite Kushala-Teo/Luna-Cham being a trio
Let me guess, they'll forget about completing the trio with chameleos just like how they fucked it up in world, right?
BRING BACK THE CHAMELEON YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>747821651actually I take it back, it's a quintet now because of Namielle. They directly stated this one that it is a part of the gang as the Water element representation so the inconsistency is even funnier that they instantly botched this
>>747812212there are really FAGGOTS who complain about tigrex, niggacuga, barioth, kushala, and teostra making repeat appearances huh what are you gonna bitch about rathalos coming back too?
It’s happening again… Chameleos getting put in the cuck chair while the other “cooler” elders get to return. It’s not fair>>747821841Yes, he’s annoying every time
>hype up showcase for 2 weeks>show the month old trailer again>reveal the monster equivalent of the fork in kitchenWhat was the plan here?
>>747811889>Using Teostra as a selling point for your new gameWhy can't they just produce a game with completely new monsters? I don't want to fight Zinogre for the 500th time.
>>747821997Them making people sit through the trailer they had all already seen just to reveal that Elder Dragon equivalent of Rathalos is in the game was some mad shit
>>747816775I fucking hope not
>>747821998You all whined and cried that Wilds didn't have Elder Dragons until Gogmazios. It's getting a brand-new Elder Dragon in Ascendance along with returning ones and now you're crying about that.
>>747822525The trick is knowing doomsissies will cry no matter what so you just bully them until they die from the asspain.
You guys think they'll address people's issues with the performance and visuals further? Or double down?The Ascendence stuff they've shown looks much better visually and looks like it runs well
>>747823224DD2 got insane performance upgrades in a recent patch. Wilds team needs to steal their work.
>>747823592DD2 also removed Denuvo very recently which freed up a lot of processing space.