What's the first thing you'll do when you enter the GTA 6 open world for the first time?
Drive a lifted pickup truck down that beach full of nogs
Drive a tank through the pride parade
>>747813283Is this the 2026 version of "hey you, you're finally awake"?
>>747813229Wonder how the fuck I got the game.
>>747813229Get permanently penalized and ruin the story with their shitty morality system they claim isn't a morality system but literally is and can lock you into a bad ending.
>>747813229Just fuck around with the world as see how much Rockstar's moral system actually affects the game.They said the same shit would dynamically change RDR2, but all it did was send bounty hunters here and there.
>>747813229strip club, always
>>747813229probably not know the controls and accidentally punch someone in the face trying to say hello like in rdr1
>>747813229fatten up the wife
>>747813569Aw little baby getting mad about your hallucination
>>747813229Run over pedestrians to test out the euphoria physics
>>747813229Find a shotgun, test the gore systemStrip clubFind a cool bike or car to be Jason's personal car>>747813569You keep posting this blatant lie in every thread, do you think it will make people not buy the game? lmao
beat someone to death, kill the cop that shows up, steal their gun and go on a shooting spreeit's literally the same thing you do in every new GTA game
>>747813837>4 nipplesrockstar don't hire this man
Imma fuck Lucia, then go fuck some hoes, then shoot some people, then uninstall until GTAO2 releases, fuck this gay nigga single player dating sim
>>747813229kill all fat lards
>>747813229Utter "ah shit, here we go again!" under my breath.
>>747813229Obsessively search for every little glitch to screenshot and come shitpost about it here on /v/.
>>747813569>Not wanting to speedrun psycho profileI'm also gonna stress test the morality system first thing I do, only difference is I'm gonna enjoy it.Yes I was at bottom honor my entire playthrough of RDR2
Uninstall
>>747813229Masturbate.
Test the police AI. In GTA5 the police spawn in front of you so the idea was to drive not as fast and to make lot of turns to evade them.
>>747813229What I always do; Steal a cab and explore.
>>747813276EPIC FOR THE WIN
>>747813229do the driver 1 intro cutscene
>>747813229Test the driving and the pedestrians impact physics
The servers are getting ddos on launch day btw
>>747821183What, the download servers or the singleplayer servers?
>>747813229Watch the 30 minute intro cutscene.
>>747813229Kill a hooker :^)
switch to Lucia and find a mexican fast food restaurant
>>747813229See how long I can drive before the gas runs out then steal another car and compare. I hope I can find a car that only has enough gas to make it to the next gas station.
>>747813229Might do a couple of missions then hit up the strip at night and walk around. Then try going into the ocean to shit myself.
>>747813569kill yourself retard
>>747823801imagine the braps
>>747821183you don't even need to ddos anything, authentication/download servers will 100% shit itself on release day because every fucking person on the planet will try to get in, netflix almost went down because of the extended look and twitch was unusable for an hour because millions of people were trying get an early look since Rockstar allowed restreaming the trailer
>>747813229play it for 10 minutes thinking 'this is too intense for me' and that i dont have the time to play through all of it. Then run into a game breaking bug that will make me decide to uninstall and refund it.
>>747813229turn 360 and walk away
>>747813229Hit the gym and grind other stats like that.
>>747813229Kill the first nigger I see
>>747824330you'd be facing the same way tho
>>747824501
I don't know chat. Let's help the Drag Queen sidequest first.
>>747813772This
I won't, simple as
>>747813229strip club and hookers
>>747813229Probably just casually drive around and check out the map and shit on it.
>>747813229>steal car>3 star police level>literal tanks and jet fighters murder me>WASTED>GTA Online ad pops in the corner telling me about shark card discounts
>>747813229Try and see how the new 6 star wanted level works. Probably barge into whatever military base.
try to find some spooky easter eggs at night
>>747823801>take Lucia to cluckin bell a few times>make her wear tight yoga pants and remove her shoesI will now play your game.
>>747813229kill a cop for his gun
>>747813229We have ganeplay footage, you don't need to continue astroturfing AI for free.
>>7478132294 hours in the strip club then go to the beach to hunt a great black whale
>>747813229Log out and put the license I received for free up for sale. Also, if in this hypothetical I have a console system for free, I'd sell that too.
>>747813229I guess I'll do the first mission. Then probably uninstall and request a refund.
>>747821183>>747824309The launch wont be global because of this
>>747827102fucking EPIC
>>747826302Git gud
play the previous games until someone uploads a video that breaks down the story to see if it's interesting because so far i'm not feeling it
>>747813934She has bologna nipples, even larger than your typical pepperonis
>>747813229I will speedrun through the main missions until Lucia is unlocked, after unlocking her I will proceed to make her as fat as I can as fast as possible.
I'll go shopping as Lucia, a nice dress maybe, I wonder if I can go to a male strip club uwuFinally some inclusion in GTA
>>747813229>steal random vehicle>drive around endlessly>obey traffic laws>blast music (in-game radio)>pass out after hours of doing this>repeat for the next days to come
>>747813229>What's the first thing you'll do when you enter the GTA 6 open world for the first time?Switch to Online and create my character>inb4 not on day oneI know, i am a PC player
Get Lucia into a bikini.
>>747813229Playing through the mandatory tutorial where they teach you how to use 10 buttons on a controller.
>>747813229Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>747813229dress lucia up :3
>>747813229>What's the first thing you'll do when you enter the GTA 6 open world for the first time?Get Lucia a micro american flag bikini, fishnet stockings and a platform stilettoBleach her hair, buy her a aviator sunglasses and give her the build that adds the biggest amount of tits and ass
>>747829906tats are cringe
>>747813229Kill NPCs and explore how exactly the wanted system works. That's the most important thing, how fun is it to go around and cause havoc and how annoying is dealing with the cops.
>>747830042>Kill NPCs and explore how exactly the wanted system worksI'm really curious on how you're supposed to escape the 6 star police/army perimeter that covers the whole map
>>747830098I hope it's not like in GTA V were your only real chance is to drive into that tunnel system or the subway
>>747813229the moment it lets me control the Latina I'm going to see how close to naked the game lets me dress her before continuing on
spotify just promoted gta 6 on xitter, how we feeling about it
>>747831448Is this also a GTA promotion
>>747831656>It's realRockstar's marketing for this game has been really weird.
>>747830098Lose all your heat markers and hide out in the boonies
>>747813837>do you think it will make people not buy the game?The people who buy this trash are not people, so I have that sorted out years ago
>>747830287>>747831863Hope running away to caribbean islands is also a choice
>>747831959So true sister, only real people are the ones that buy undertale and life is strange
>>747823801How the fuck do people swallow unchewed food
>>747832015Not a troon but you sure know what trannies are into huh
>>747813229walk
>>747832158Yeah you always make sure that people know
>>747831448>how we feeling about itIf they want to cater to non gamers, they should use /v/, nobody plays games here.
>>747813229>hold ps>options>uninstall
>>747830042Maybe they just copy the RDR2 system. I liked it because you had to a bit of planning before robbing a town
>>747832272No I don't like nuRockstar
>>747831965Anon, I...
>>747832501Yet you can't leave Rockstar threads like the raped schizophrenic you are
>>747832602>the "you are obsessed" argumentNot really helping your case
>>747832723
>>747832781>let me tell you about your genderlol
>>747832501I wonder if we'll see naked trannies in the game. If they're good looking I take it
>>747813361>concrete blocks placed around the parade>law system snipes you from across the map if you so much sneeze at a faggotthey're gonna do something like this and you're not allowed to have fun
>do all of the mentioned things >mission FAIL jason failed to drive the car cuz he wanted to explore>upload on youtube first>get millions of views>watch the grifting start. red dead 2 was dogshit. shout out to the nogs that will break release date by stealing it from walmart.
>>747833305>make up a headcanon about a pride parade>cucks his own headcanon with more headcanonlmao
Mow down the gay pride parade and get a Youtube DMCA.
>>747833472>headcanon
>>747829906Undress her and walk naked, I thought it was rumored this is possible.
>>747833472I'm going to enjoy watching you guys cry about how you can't actually do shit in the game
>>747833605Yes, headcanon you retarded nigger>>747833647It is
>>747833684>I'm going to enjoy watchingOf course you will, you even prepared your chair
>>747833441>shout out to the nogs that will break release date by stealing it from walmart.No discs so sadly we won't be hearing about how GTA VI is a smooth game.
>>747833707>no rebuttalI accept your concession, raped bitch
>>747833764nta but that's literally fake news
>>747833764>actual braindead troonkek
>>747833764Lole
>>747833747I hope you liked RDR2 because you're gonna get that game. GTA as you knew it is over
>>747834430I accept your concession cuck
>>747834540>in my own head I'm totally winning!!you totally are, anon
>>747834694>you totally are, anonI know, you don't even have the balls to post GTA 6 will flop anymore
>>747834750sales numbers are Everything, anonyou are so right again
>>747813229blow up gas station>>747813569They dont have the balls for that in both rdr it means nothing besides flavour conversation reactions about john and arthur being assholes with a heart of gold or good men
>>747834910I know, i accept your concession
Boot up Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition Remastered (releasing October 1st on all platforms)
>>747835019I know, my concession comes in the form of my dick in your mouthkeep accepting it
>>747834694At what weight does the hand start becoming fat??
>>747835254>his mind is in a constant state of thinking about either gay sex or poop colored dicksWhy are anti-GTA cucks like this
>>747832501So they removed the troons/drag queens outside one of those gay clubs, but not the most obvious joke which are the PostOP vans with the 'No Longer Just Mail' slogan? Kek
>>747833605>>747833764
>>747813229Switch to Lucia and whore out
>>747813229Probably sit through three hours of unskippable unfun "listen to this guy talk while you drive somewhere" pseudo tutorial before they deign to let you play the part of the game everyone actually wants.
>>747835315sorry I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth>>747835315bmi of over 30 things start happening
>>747835426bottom reply meant for >>747835307
>>747835426>seething so hard xhe replied to the same post twice
>>747835518It's because you're a double bussy
>>747813569No joke it really does seem they're giving us more long term consequences for mayhem other than a wanted level. Police can pick up on your clothes car and even face, and idk how you're supposed to lose your wanted level if they notice your face.
>>747813229changing my diaper since i will probably be 80 by the time this game get to the 1$ i would pay for this shit
>>747813229Admiring prostitute polygons, same thing i did with V when the PC version came out
>>747835867>and idk how you're supposed to lose your wanted level if they notice your faceChange hairstyle/beard
Steal a car and drive around the new world for legit 90 minutes probably
>>747813229make a beeline for the first nigger i see and beat him tod eath
>>747813229kill the nearest nigger/faggot with my bare fists and run them over with a truck, then I'd boot up GTA 6 and have a shootout with the police idk
>>747813229Not much, cause at its core it'll be an interactive movie first and foremost, just like GTA V and RDR2, the Open World will be a mere afterthought and won't offer a lot beyond the bare minimum required not to make normies throw a fit.
>>747836519You never played GTA 5 or RDR 2>normiesGo back
>>747824309preload starts a week before so it's fine unless there's a day one patch
>>747813229Pray it plays like pre GTA4
>>747836635Drives like GTA 4, shoots like Max Payne 3
>>747836595I played both of them to completion, and they were both lackluster. After finishing the on-rails story mode, all you can really do is quickly complete the small variety of side activities in the open world, and forget about the game.
>>747813229stop seeding
>>747836893Don't forget to kill all the animals so you can get the rare spawns.That's the bulk of the content RDR2.
>>747837134unmeasurably based
I'll wait 200 years until PS5 price goes down.
>>747839113But PC version is coming out in ~5 months
>>747841168Too many PCjeets ready to pirate the game Day 1, Rockstar is not stupid
>>747841575Can't play Online with the pirate game
>>747813569>save>let the intrusive thoughts win for a bit>reloadWhat’s the problem?
>>747841707Can't make money if they pirate the game
>>747841825>>747841575It has been proved many times that there are no robust statistical evidence that illegal downloading or streaming displaces legal video game sales
>>747841918Maybe they don't count as sales because they didn't buy the game in the first place? Use your brain for once
>>747813229Run around the empty map for 10 minutes whilst failing to walk into a a store because its locked behind a pay wall.
>>747842102People that pirate the game would never have bought the game in the first place, retard. It does not affect sales
>>747842197>failing to walk into a a store because its locked behind a pay wall.Isn't this the case for like only four stores? The real shitty thing is the gang compound locked behind the ultimate edition.
>>747841918>>747842228You haven't been on the internet nearly long enough to say stupid shit like this if you genuinely believe there aren't a TON of sheep out there who will acquiesce and just buy a game if it's too much of an inconvenience to pirate. ESPECIALLY if there's an online component they don't want to feel left out of. This retarded piracy justification of, "Oh, buh they were never really gonna buy it anyway!" doesn't work outside of your dumbass brain.
>>747842387>You haven't been on the internet nearly long enough to say stupid shit like thisYou started coming here in 2018 you subhumanPirates don't affect sales, that is a proven fact
>>747813934having extra nipples is actually kind of commonyou should carefully check yourself to make sure you have them or not.
>>747813229>when you enter the GTA 6 open world for the first time?Make Lucia fat, it has this feature like San Andreas right? Overeat and throw up, don't throw up, get fat. I will not start story missions until Lucia is fat, I wanna see her huge ass and belly clipping through people in cut-scenes
>>747813229Turn Lucia into a bimbo plastic doll.
>>747829906I look forward to the eventual mod that turns her into Harley Quinn or something.
>>747844005>Mod that turns Jason into Jared Leto's Joker with the DAMAGED tattoo and allCringe kino
>>747835867That's necessary if crime is more rewarding. In previous GTA games you didn't really gain anything from crime in free roam.
I hope tanks aren't pathetically weak like in 5
>>747813229hitting up the strip for sure
>>747813569/v/ hates that choices in games have consequences now?
>>747833605>reportedly
>>747844156nu-/v/ finds the dumbest shit to compail about nowadays
>>747833605>>747833764you're embarrassing
>>747813229hot sweaty sex with lucia
>>747833305>>747813361You guys are retarded. The pride parade will clearly be set dressing for a stealth mission where if you break your cover, you fail the mission.
>>747835334kek
>>747844156/v/eddit lost the plot with GTA 6, never seen a game rape this board contrarians so hard
>>747835334Is this character a conspiracy theorist? Conspiracy theorists tend to be my favorite character in every piece of fiction.
still waiting for a gta game where you can actually rob convenience stores without triggering a five star military response in three seconds>>747843943based san andreas mechanics enjoyer, need max fat lucia clogging up cutscenes immediately
>>747844156this board is just zoomers parroting twitter tards and negativity-youtubers
>>747813229make the dude fat as all fuck then go on rampages
>>747844419>still waiting for a gta game where you can actually rob convenience stores without triggering a five star military response in three secondsso gta 6?>>747844413yessomeone post the VPN cutscene
>>747844419I feel like this one might do it considerng there are different level starts and things like cctv identification and so-on
>>747844358kill yourself
>>747844493different colored stars even
>>747844523now try that again without crying
YOOOOOOOOOO
>>747844523>k-k-kill y-y-yourse- AAAAAAAAAAAAACKMake more posts about pride parades that don't exist and how you won't be able to kill people in the pride parade that doesn't exist
>>747843943>Make Lucia fat, it has this feature like San Andreas right?Weight change mechanics are in, to what extent exactly we don't know. Some e-celeb fag got to fly out and see some gameplay in private and he said he saw footage where Lucia was pretty fat her ass got way bigger as well.
>>747844664and claim the writers are all women
>>747813229running through the main missions until Lucia gets out of prison. Its no fun doing side quests without my new waifu
true
>>747833472pride parades are confirmed, but no specifics have been mentioned. more than likely there will be invisible walls preventing you from entering the parade route, but what's more likely is that it will be a scripted event that removes your control over the character
>>747813569desu an open world game for me isn't fun unless you can break it. What's the fucking point if you don't have the option to permanently ruin a save file? Its breaking the matrix
>>747844852>pride parades are confirmedsource?
>>747844852>pride parades are confirmedNo they arent retarded tranny
>>747844358is Lucia a cuck what's going on here
>>747813229Stalk women, toss one in my trunk and take her out to the swamp to see how much terror the game will let me inflict.
>>747844896>it's not true because I don't want it to be!!!GTA has never been shy about having fag representation. anything less is a cope from someone who hasn't accepted that every square inch of the map will be filled with ugly nogs
>>747844968Lucia is a cuckquean
>>747844990Proof it's true the game has a pride parade?
>>747844998too based for rockstar, would make Lucia waifu of the decade though
>>747829906it's gonna be funny watching people expose their real preferences for their partner
>>747813229Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>747844968Some women like going to strip coins with their boyfriends
>>747845094we're gonna need a new magna carta soon
>>747844979>Dress up like a redneck serial killer>Abduct women and drop them off in Grassrivers>Chase them through the wetlands with a macheteIt would be really fucking cool if you can stick conscious people in trunks like Sleeping Dogs.
>>747834430>I hope you liked RDR2Yes, it's an amazing game, and Rockstar's best.
>>747845150yeah i can believe bisexual women exist
>>747844990prove it's in the game you dumbfuck
>>747844707>Weight change mechanics are in, to what extent exactly we don't know.I just want cut-scenes to feature fat Lucia and skinny redneck Jason or what's his name. If Lucia's legs and belly jiggles would be great.
>>747844990this reminds me of you retards claiming all the music would be nignogtmusic but the extended look was nothing but mainlyn80s classic rockkill yourself you brainless faggot
I'll try to make Lucia gain weight and the guy to lose it. So they look like Eustace and Muriel, but young
>>747813276fpbp
>>747813229Hopefully find a point with little narrative urgency so I can chill out, hit the gym, find a harley clone to pack lucia on to the back of and ride out into the country.
>>747813229probably the next mission
>80+ hour story
>>747845204That is exactly what I want, to rp as the guy from High Tension.
>>747845990Thought that was the Jeepers Creepers mobile for a second.
>>747814168What is zis game?
>>747846515Rustler (Grand Theft Horse) according to Google.
>>747845204>It would be really fucking cool if you can stick conscious people in trunksyou can
>>747845478they said the same thing about trailer 1 having nignog rap
>>747813229>What's the first thing you'll do when you enter the GTA 6 open world for the first time?Try to find the Sorority Girls houses and stalk them, brutally kill them and feed them to gators
>>747846757jesus Lester..
>>747846652They confirmed you can stick corpses and yourself in the trunks of cars, but I don't remember if they ever said you could put a conscious person in one.
>>747846652this hasn't been shown
>>747845990>That is exactly what I want, to rp as the guy from High Tension.Tomboy Lucia?
>>747846867>>747846916wasnt shown yet but they said you can and they also said you can hide in the trunk yourself
>>747846943I will use the Roman strat every time I'm wanted
>>747813229>What's the first thing you'll do when you enter the GTA 6 open world for the first time?Unlock Lucia the fastest i can and do couple activities like vising the zoo, eating on cluckin bell and doing heists together
>>747847052Would be cool if you could also hide in dumpsters while being chased by the police.
Get to the next main story mission as fast as possible
>>747813569>my naughty decisions..... HAVE LE CONSEQUENCES?!?!?
>>747813229Wonder why I'm watching a 25-30fps slide show
>>747847278You already know the shooting is going to suck and will require auto snapping lock on aim due to being on a controller and such a low framerate
>>747846927I wasn't crazy about the butch cut we've seen on her but we'll see if she can pull something off>>747846943I hope you're right
>>747847350>You already know the shooting is going to suckSame shooting as Max Payne 3>will require auto snapping lock on aimThey removed that completely from the game
>>747813229Beeline to whatever lets me make a south Florida MC. It's the perfect setup for a whitino biker love story set in modern day Miami, replete with made-for-cable violence and romance, with that Univision flair.
>>747847449You're in for a terrible surprise, it's going to be just like GTAV and RDR2 on console
>>747847125The only correct thing to do in OpenWorld slop.
>>747833707>>747833856>AIGood afternoon RockSAAR
>>747847449>They removed that completely from the gameSource?>>747847689RDR2 is locked to 30fps on PS5 and the choppy flickering when you spin the camera around is horrible, makes you dizzy
>>747847929>Source?https://gameranx.com/updates/id/563868/article/auto-aim-is-confirmed-removed-from-gta-6-but-when-will-we-learn-about-its-bullet-time-system/
>>747813229Have a blast
>>747847506are you me?
>>747847929>Source?watch TGG's vidshe got loads of info
>>747844413That's how it looks. But there's definitely going to be a ton of epic jokes about how retarded and incel the "conspiracy theorists" are.
Will the next version be funny?
>>747848230The humor will be the worst part of the game for sure
>>747813229Test my modsSince I'm pirating it on PC when it launchesI am not giving money to a company who thinks negro culture is 'cool' or running a game at 30 fps is 'good'
>>747813229once I get Lucia out of prison I'm gonna take her to the hair salon to make her look like Halle Berry from the Flintstones
>>747813229I dunno, didn't touched GTA V yet
>>747848328
>>747848328What we've seen so far is already better than GTA 5
>>747834750>gifain't clicking that
>>747848228The conspiracy theorists are always right in gta games>>747848370>didn't touched
>>747848383Why do you feel like you have to defend EVERY aspect of the game?It's going to have flaws.
>>747813229Play the unskippable 1 hours intro mission where you save POC's and LGBT people from racist chuds.
>>747849021feeling called out huh?glad you didn't deny it.
>>747849021NTA but you don't have real complaints, just imagined ones. The game being 30fps, no PC day one, and no physical version are real complaints.
>>747813229turn pretty white girls into single mother
>>747849605saar
>>747813569>you get multiple playthroughs in this gamebased
>>747813229I'm killing all niggers on sight. Die, respawn and do it all over again.
>>747849320It's actually amazing how chuds are right about everything
>>747849734only if you pay for a subscription
>>747849753two more weeks until gta 6 flops
>>747813229I don't know how many hours of required tutorial "missions" before I reach that point.And god knows the moment I get there that dumb bitch is going to call me up and ask to go bowling.
>>747813229Go to the fag parade march and attempt to run them over only to be soft locked by an invisible barrier
>>747849658indians rule over you. we are CEO and you are doordash dalit. JAI HIND.
Head down to the beach in a pickup truck and run over people.
>>747849843>I don't know how many hours of required tutorial "missions" before I reach that point.That's just because you don't play videogames
>>747849320New Vegas being co-opted by trannies and retards being more than willing to help them do it has been beyond demoralizing.
>>747843602Wtf I have those things, I thought they were like moles... don't tell me they're extra nipples
>>747813229First: hate crime against an ethnic minority.Second: femicideThird: find a planned parenthood and execute the staff and any other occupants.
>>747850006You are a cow
>>747849843>I don't know how many hours of required tutorial "missions" before I reach that point.Probably like an hour. You have the opening prison and failed heist with Lucia, cut to Jason doing a job for Brian, and then boom open world unlocked.
>>747844308>trap the fags in a time loop where I can make them suffer for eternity (a preview for their future in hell)sounds based. When's the PC release?
>>747847819>No argument
probably shoot some hoops and walk around Jason's neighborhood and admire the details. apparently there are way more interiors now.
>>747844308You are making shit up, nigga
>>747849315sensible postlest we forgot is was wokey Dan who was behind Rockstar kneeling to trannies
>>747849315this
>>747850034for you
>>747813229see the beach
>Younglean confirmed We are so back
>>747851150BITCHES COME AND GOBRO
>>747813229i'll be shooting foid genitals to see how they reactwill they die instantly? or will they roll around and moan in pain?
>>747813229>first thingSteal a car.Then I'd start running niggers over until I get killed or arrested.
>>747813569and that's supposed to be a bad thing?even rpgs don't allow players to make "bad" decisions anymore, it's just "option A" and "also option A, but named as option B"
I'm glad fancier cars will be harder to get into as you need special tools and maybe even a fence to remove the tracker
>>747813569>compailn it's too linear>complain it's not linear can't win
>>747844156it's just tendies doomposting the game, let's be honest
>>747813229I will check my task manager for any crypto mining processes running in the background. Then I'll look for dangerhairs and same sex couples and beat them to death.
Press X to JASON
>>747851597>I will check my task managernobody care what you gonna be doing in 2029 when this comes to pc UNC LOL
>>747851150Young lean?More like Novice Ale
Post a webm to make pctoddlers seethe
>>747852803would you explain to your mother what a "pctoddler" is?
>>747813276Heh based
>>747847164The whole point of GTA is that they really don't you absolute retard
Somebody post em leaks in heigh quality
>>747852262indian
I'd find a hookerlucia won't know
only 1 shower away from this game dropping and me getting my first gf
>>747813229uninstall
>>747853078That's sad. My first serious gf bought me GTAV when I left rehab. When GTAO came out she played it way more than I did
>>747848230>No Lazlow Jones organizing radio voice overs with (good) comedians like the GTA IV era NYC scene (Patrice O'Neal, Nick Di Palo, (old) Bill Burr, Jim Norton, Bob Kelly). Also no good radio hosts like Anthony Cumia and Ron Bennington... If we're lucky, we'll get safe edgy radio hosts and talk shows featuring Tim Dillon (as an Alex Jones spoof) and Shane Gillis as a radio host. Maybe a reappearance of Ricky Gervais or Katt Williams but that's a stretch I miss old Rockstar. They obviously parodied America on its own stupidity and craziness. But they also drew a lot of inspiration from Howard Stern and Opie & Anthony. Both of those shows sounded like GTA radio spots where as Rockstar drew inspiration from them
>>747853169all you're getting is black people and one big white popstar. those days have been over for decades
>>747813229Laugh at tendies who can't play it. It's called schadenfreude.
>>747853203What reason do you have to believe that?
>>747853262It already happened
>>747853203Oh I know that anon.. the fact we're getting any old country music and 80s rock is honestly a surprise to me Just let me mourn GTA IV and San Andreas radio through my venting. Don't drop this kike reality onto me
>>747853127Lucia is badder
>>747853412she looked like this though
>>747853169godeLazlow is so unfunny it hurts
>>747853169look at Jim that fat tranny fucker
All the music in the extended look makes me pretty optimistic about the radio stuff.Especially let your love flow, Inner Light, and that Spanish song the wowo songAnd all the shooting background music was on pointIt only remains to be seen how the ads and talk stations arehttps://youtu.be/Gft_kG9cfJg?si=Z0qhHWIy-yScky3g
>>747853526He was. Seemed very awkward on his O&A appearances. But he was absolutely instrumental in recruiting comedians and radio hosts for the radios, along with some nigger DJ Poo (I think?) who would also finalize all the music on the radios. But yeah. He was an awkward dude... I'm just thankful he got all my favorite comedians into my favorite GTA games>>747853565I honestly get so happy when I find an O&A listener on this board. Jim is a fag but it's no surprise if you listen to him enough. But man was that show so good. Even with Opie the cancerous retard doing his best to ruin the show. Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia hitting on all cylinders beats out all the podcast giants to me (Cumtown, Matt and Shane)Love me some O&A binging when playing an RTS
>>747853169I hope we get Tim Dillion and not some smarmy Netflix comedian
>>747853815Chris D'elia eminem impression coming right at you. Careful what you wish for
>>747833764Bro there is no way lol.
>>747853815He would be my biggest hope. He's the only guy that reminds me of the "old" comedy days. I really can't think of any other nu comedians that I click withI rather him be his faggot gay self but I would honestly take him as a hamfisted Alex Jones caricature if that's what it takes for him to be on the radio
>>747853905that probably felt so good for the driver. shame about his car
>>747813229thishttps://youtu.be/SmdTOS-ocXs?si=c5VLHhYW6duLQUR6
>>747853971>>747853847They should just put in his Uber ride, Airbnb, and life in the big city bits word for wordThat’ll be good enough for me
>>747854161https://youtu.be/uOMbTnxfOb8?si=EyCagCeU-m1lX2hM
>>747853973That man was a cia asset. Who knows if he even had a brain to feel anything.
This game really has zero hype surrounding it, doesn't it...I work as an assistant teacher in a public school, and the zoomshits I see talking in the cafeteria don't even have this game in their subconscious. They're talking about Zelda and MW4.
>>747850302Do you think rockstar would just shut down a pert of the games map regularly for pride parades, or will it be set dressing for a mission. Use your brain.
>>747854240Dawg, you are going to have the highest number of sick leaves and paid time off on the day it releases
>>747854240yeah the extended look just crashed netflix then twitch afterwards zero hype
>>747854319Whole thing about pride parade is a made up rumor with no real source
>>747854428dan houser said it, he also said bigots are not welcome in GTA
>>747854453Source?
>>747854240>zoomshits talking about Zelda demakea likely story
>>747854240>I work as a pedophileI'm gonna stop you right there
>>747813229Whatever I feel compelled to, I really just want to see how terrible I can make the relationship. Hopefully I can stop and eat shit in the middle of missions or right before like in San andreas. It was funny to me pretty much stopping to eat like 10 meals any time someone asked me to do something. It sucks I work that day, but I got to be on my best behavior because I had to get a control on my alcoholism. Fortunately I get out of work at midnight so I'll still be playing it right when it releases anyways. I just look at it like I'll get the tutorial shit over with and then actually be able to do what I want on my days off. I've been clean for 3 months though which I've been drinking for 20 years since I was 12, and this is the longest I've ever gone without it. Thanks for reading my blog and wish me luck boys.
>>747813229The swamps at night. I hope it sounds fantastic. Hopefully we get some form of tropical storms. The weather in RDR2 was phenomenal.
>>747853971Nick Mullen would be great for whatever public radio shit they got
>>747813569>invite lucia to hang out>blow her head off with a shotgun>she doesn't respawn
>>747853169Connor O'Malley would be amazing for an Alex Jones tweaker, but seriously Nick Mullen could just riff and it would sound like news headlines for GTA
>>747854840It's never going to happen because that guy is allergic to success.
>>747850268Someone said there's a Zoo, so I'm definitely interested in seeing what variety of places will be operating. I saw a ferris wheel in the background of one clip, hopefully the amusement park actually has active patrons. I really wonder if the shit will be realistic enough to deter me from laying waste to civies, or at least consider it.
>>747854967Yeah. The Minute Hour would be great too, but I highly doubt it. I wonder what sort of internet celebrities will be used to represent that aspect of "the culture"
>>747852882Nigga It's a video gameYou can do a psycho run and then a pacifist runLiterally what is the issue?
>>747855034oh yeah the zoo sounds cool
ask if anyome knows anything about boobies
>>747813229Probably skip past a dozen scripted interactions and try to make something organic happen
>>747855230I saw an interview where a dev said they were focusing on replayability so they actually want decisions to have branching paths and shit. How much they're going to commit to that we'll have to find out but I really think rdr2 had laid the groundwork to make that much more feasible. Hopefully they have police dogs and shit.
>>747855480nah fuck dog enemies
https://youtu.be/eKBMJsrMpj0?si=6zsDjknKh5bR1yLq
>>747855419They are talking a big game about emergent stuff i wonder if it'll be anything noticeable
>>747813229Turn the game on, do a 360 and walk away
There's no way Jpeg isn't in this right? Think we'll get RXKNephew?
>>747844308As Jason:>take BBC up the ass in glory hole to not blow your cover
>>747813229Find the uninstall wizard
>>747855480Too bad they locked a second save slot behind a subscription paywall
>>747813229wonder how I have pc that can run it 3 years from now
follow the quest marker
>>747856039I don't usually use multiple save slots, so that's not an issue for me, is that actually co firmed though? Feel like I'd see that brought up more
>>747824559IT TOOK A LIFESPANWITH NO CELLMATE
Any GTA6 related Art Reqs?im bored out of my mind
>>747856139fitting
so how are they going to shoehorn in 2 street criminals getting flight training to be able to fly planes or choppers
>>747856108no he made it up
>>747856274paint lucia
Probably stared at the screen while the day 1, one hundred and seventy nine gigabit patch downloads
>>7478578059/11 training
>>747832475Did they fix it? It was always fucked for me. Someone would always spot me killing another npc no matter how far into the boonies I was.
>>747833441No more physical copies anon. Niggers like you is why we can’t have nice things.
>>747813229I won't. I'll play the original Vice City instead. This game will fail horribly.
>>747858897>original Vice CityGrim
>>747858897lmao
>>747854240>zoomers>still in public schoolv/etards can't even shitpost anymore huh
>>747859934Uh yes 14 year olds are still in school
>>747854240the target audience for this slop is millenial normies
>>747813229watchin some tv
slop is another buzzword that's lost all meaning
>>747860441>tvWhy admit that, even anonymously online
>>747860461not really, I say slop, you know exactly what I mean
>>747860565no i don't actually
>>747860605Yes you do
>>747860652you're right. it means you're a brainless buzzword spewer trying way too hard to fit in.
>>747860682You're pretending not to understand something that's very obvious. I bet you voted for Kamala
Shut up you'll be playing it and you'll like it.
>>747860734>he's an election touristI can't even feign shock
>>747860461Enough with the buzzwords
>>747813229shoe shop
>>747860817The election was 2 years ago
>>747832091You should see her wurst videos... If only she transitioned to deepthroating dicks, she'd make a killing.
>>747860682>your right
>>747813229I'll marvel at how good the ps5 emulator is running
>>747845990>the guy from High Tension.Did you watch the movie till the end?
>>747813229Find a way to make Jason as ugly as possible. I loved that I could do that with Arthur.
driving around - the driving looks so much better than V and not overly heavy like IV
switch to v-rock and hope keith richards is the dj how the fuck is this man still alive
>>747813229finding this banger on the radio and taking a shothttps://youtu.be/4M6O4dPvsRE?si=3Byzlwsa0y0CwnX9
I hope the PC version has co-op. Seems like such wasted potential if this game doesn't have it.
>>747813229Paunch a whore in the streets of course.There are still whores you can punch to death to get free money, right?
>>747861931yeah leek did a lot of ped killing
>>747813569You're still mad at this despite every anon on this board BTFOing you every time you post it
going to the massive airport to start some shit
>>747813229wait for the PC version to drop so i can mod the brown troon into pale skinned asian hottie
>>747863340>Asian>cant wait to make my girl look like a 12 year old boyKinda based ngl
>>747860993shhh :o)
>>747849315>NTA but you don't have real complaints, just imagined ones. The game being 30fps, no PC day one, and no physical version are real complaints.the game is woke, go suck a troon dick retard
>>747849986because you're too retarded to understand that's it's really simple and they were just super autistic people BEFORE they trooned out, so no shit they'll still like the same game
>>747813276Based
>>747844358>contrarians in the replies have no idea how to reactkek
>>747865648Your right : ( the slop won.
>>747813229i dont buy games made for nig nog brains not even worth pirating. and if someone gave it to me i would just refund it.
https://youtu.be/r3JG750bhfU?t=495
>>747813229kek
New GTA6 info incoming, likely related to music based on the musician that posted artwork a day or 2 ago
>>747813229Grab a car, switch to V-Rock on the radio and just drive around.
>>747813361owning rockstar, epic style!
>>747867279>likely related to music based on the musician that posted artwork a day or 2 agoMost likely.Judging by Rockstar's earlier timeline we're around 30 days from the gameplay trailer with voice-over.
>>747813229emulate it on PC at 240 fps and then post on /v/ about itdo you really think I'm going to buy this trash?
>dress Lucia like a whore>go to ghetto>get beaten up by nigs
>>747869248>gets raped by nigsFixed.
I won'thaha i'm sorry but it's just... i just won't buy it, haha
>>747869357There is no chance for that to be in the game, so I will settle for just seeing her being brutally murdered.
>>747861453Oh fuck! So it's him, right?Why else would he post this?About a week ago I actually went through a list of old school rock icons off the top of my head and then looking up their age. Man, these dude are fucking old!
>>747853203retard
>>747854240>This game really has zero hype surrounding it, doesn't it...>>I work as an assistant teacher in a public school, and the zoomshits I see talking in the cafeteria don't even have this game in their subconscious. They're talking about Zelda and MW4.
>>747865182>the game is woke because......... IT JUST IS OKBuy an ad
>>747869909>because......... IT JUST IS OKFRESHIUS.
>>747836893I desperately hope there's a lot more to do post game or outside of the story. I still find myself never getting bored with San Andreas on my goddamn phone just because of the sheer amount of activities you can do in that game
>>747869769very compelling, prove me wrong
>>747870334>prove me wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJbzMqJGH4k
>>747813229I'm to close the game, never play it again, and continue to create cuck porn of Jason and Lucia and nogs
>>747813229presss the jerk off button to access the jerking off mini-game i was promised in third grade over 3000 years ago
>>747870437Why are /v/edditors like this
>>747813229Probably something scripted like everyone else.
https://www.rockstargames.com/it/newswire/article/7599a881942544/announcing-grand-theft-auto-vi-the-album-coming-november-19So the news is an album with 34 original songs by those artists that were teasing stuff plus others.Physical edition including CD and vynil for the soundtrack, but not for the game, kek.
>>747870501Because obsessing over cuckoldry and politics and inserting them into every facet of my existence is my passion in life
>>747870397you failed
>>747844968Some women like strip clubs
>>747865182>Ass MongloidWay to torpedo whatever singular atom of credibility your post may have had
>>747813229her
>>747870843Based God AsmonGOD lives in his own kingdom, free of female influence. Something you goycucks wouldn't know shit about.
>>747870553so what ever happened to the so-called collector's edition that some spanish or mexican guy took a bunch of photos of with boxes bigger than the PS5 ones?
>>747871154she cute, how did i miss this
please stop falling for grifter bait
>>747871154Faggot
>>747869963this is why I'm glad Beznies is gone - this is 100% his character
>>747871229There's just something mesmerizing about her look https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQRLujxTm3c&t=127s>>747871229Now that don't even make no sense
>>747871154godda love those greasy npcs
>>747871398really hope we can date characters in gta online 2gta 5 kinda has a relationship meter with strippers and you get their number if you max it out
>>747813229petting a heckin doggo
>>747871171I'm glad i don't know anything about living in a pile of dead rats, actually.
>>747870553In one of the interviews, I think it was Rob Nelson that said a digital-only release gave them way more time to polish the game until the end. Which is technically true as discs have to be stamped a few months before release. He basically soft confirmed a physical release will come out later and shit like OST vinyl double confirm it>>747871195those were press kits, not collector’s editions.
>>747873119>those were press kitsgaaaay
>>747873119>those were press kitswas this 100% confirmed?
>>747849974>you don't play bideo gamesThis is the dumbest argument I've ever seen, particularly since RDR2, the last game they made, takes nearly 2 hours before you get to do anything you want to do free roam wise.Go be a woman somewhere else.
>>747860461>>747860565While the other anon is a shitposter and the word slop typically is never used in good faith you should still know what one is saying when they use it. It's a pejorative used to call something low quality. Even if it's overused by retards that doesn't take away it's meaning which has stayed the same.
getting lucia nice and fat is the only correct answer
>>747813229mass shooting but i target only blacks and spics
>>747873943so it's use here makes no sense because Rockstar doesn't make low quality games
Steal a car
>>747874273>it'sits*
>>747832501maaaan i used to drive around in gta 5 online. literal hon cross dressers would spawn near the beach bathrooms at midnight. i’d drive by them so often lmao. in singleplayer the protags had lines if you spoke to them like “woah, nearly fooled me buddy!”. i think they also removed a voice line from a random generic NPC when he was mad and he’d shout “ya look like a tranny!”
Do the story for 2-3 hours because you know they will tutorial you with shops and services around the map.
>>747813229Shoot up a gay pride, hang a nigger, kill a jew, beat up a woman
>>747832501Thanks Dan
>>747849905
>>747873389(NTA)Not 100%.But they lacked any kind of indication about age ratings, disclaimers, logos etc. At the very least it looked unlikely to be something that would be sold commercially.>>747873119>gave them way more time to polish the game until the endWhile technically true these days with how prevalent day 1 patches are it's not THAT big of an advantage.I think it's just a feeble attempt to further justify a digital only release and I don't think the game will see a physical release. The big reason being it saves them money: they don't have to create physical disks and they don't have to worry about second hand sales. It's the same reason Sony is ditching physical.
>>747860817libtard tourist melty
>>747875134>The big reason being it saves them money: they don't have to create physical disksThey can just upsell the disc version/only include it in collectors editions, nintendo already does this with some physical releases. Printing CD for music kinda negates this whole “cost saving” measure
>>747870553
BEWARE THE DEVIL WOMAN
>>747875627Margins are only part of the picture, they also avoid stores breaking street date and having a bunch of people stream the game a week earlier.Besides, the game is likely massive and would've needed multiple blurays, and you can only raise the price so much, and people would've been mad anyway: >Only collector's editions get physical?!>Why does the disc version cost more?!Etc.
>>747818985When did hating niggers become reddit?Is this the new psyop?
>>747813276This. I remember c-leek running a bunch of people over and there was some nice gore.
>>747846943>>747847052holy based
>>747813229steal a hooker and run over a car
>>747875979Everything is reddit.Everything is woke.Everything is Jewish.Everything is cuck.This is the word of my God King Emperor Dragon AndyPants
>>747844763That faggot who wears all the clips in his hair is going to cream himself over this game I guess
Check out the metal station if the tracks haven't leaked by that point and explore. I'm really hoping they put in some classic florida death metal.
>>747871195They're doing so much shit in Miami that has to be for guests at an event.
>>747876265did syntheticuck turn on it already or is he waiting to determine the flow of the wind before he takes a stance?
>>747876436You can be sure once this game is out a whole bunch of channels will go through it with a fine tooth comb, trying to find anything vaguely controversial to farm for engagement.It's the parasitic industry we're in now.And of course /v/edditors won't miss the chance to report and spam every single one of those "findings" a million times over.
I'm going to find Thunder Islandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8aOB9iP3A
>>747876265>AndyPantssomeone linked his video and it left me so confusedapparently jason is a cuck and the writers are female because his girl buys him clothes and cares about his opinion on what she wears?
>>747876265>>747876856>AndyPantsDidn't that guy made underaged AI porn of his own daughter
>>747813229I will cum to Lucia porn imagining beautiful Mexican culo and small bean asshole jumping up and down on my cock
Raid the gay parade
>>747813229Kill all the black and trans people.
>>747876997>Didn't madeGood morning saaaarrrrYou fucking piece of shit brown bitch
>>747877101Relax Andy, everybody already forgot about your anal incursion by the fucking AckMan, of all people.
>>747877101Uh ohDid i hit a nerve, AndyBuy an ad
>>747813569
>>747876997Yeah
>>747876997wat
>>747877261>>747877289>Roleplaying that he's talking to ghostsTake your meds grandpa. I'm not a shill for Andy but I doubt he will give 3 fucks about what some brown shitskin who writes "didn't made" thinks about him here
>>747870553>They had songs made for the gameAny of them good?
>>747878458e-celeb grifter made AI pics of his underaged daughter as a stripper and his wife left him for it
>>747878620i haven't heard a bad one so farhttps://youtu.be/KIlfhywdjoE?si=w2F8-bov4k2LAse5
>>747878648if this was true he'd be in prison right now
>>747879105That bass line is pretty awesome.
I hope there's also an aquarium in the zoo.
>>747879105Ah shit
>>747879105
