Xbox about to murder Sony in Japan
>>7478301962 years ago /v/ mocked Xbox for trying to chase after japanese devs. Look at them now...
>>747830502>Look at them now...Until I see tango gameworks live again the mocking will continue.
>>747830196Japan hates america especially because of orange oompah loompah. Microdick should have waited for him to leave office before trying this shit
>>747830196What's an Xbox?
A new Killer Instinct by a Japanese studio would be the most kino thing since kino came to kinotown so every year I hope it happens at TGS but I naturally get dissapointed since Xbox has cold feet
>>747830593Japan likes Trump because of his anti-China stance.
What timmysan gonna do
>>747830742a miserable little pile of doritos
>>747831087no, they dont. every single poll shows their opinion of america lowering since he took office. maybe because he kept threatening to abandon them and tariffed the shit out of them. also that pussy little faggot has gotten bent over and fucked so many times by china since he took office it isnt even funny. he cant break canada into submission they are dogwalking him too.
>>747830196>Xbox about to murder Sony in Japan
>>747830196Why is sony going full retard?
>>747831491To draw a comparison to the fable of the tortoise and the hare, they reckon they're the hare.
>>747831303It's because their own country is going to shit (just like every other country) and they're going AIIIIEEEE SAVE ME ORANGE MAN because they know he's the real ruler of their fake country
>>747831491They're all-in on milking the ball and gun crowd.
>>747830196Can't believe xbox is finally going to make it big in Japan.
>>747830196>MisuzuCode?
>>747831303>tariffed the shit out of themWe only tariffed people who had tariffs on us…
>>7478301966AM est? Should i bother xbox bros?
>>747832858she's an xbox fanhttps://www.youtube.com/@MeirinCH
>>747830196>>747830502shut the fuck up, microjeet
>>747831087He could have been a good president, if only he wasn't a goddamn shabbos goy.
Nice they'll sell 201 Xboxes in Japan next week instead of 200
>>747830196https://www.youtube.com/@MeirinCH>xbot, japan
>>747833256Eksuboksu, sugoi! :D
>>747830196>Xbox>Japan
Xbox still exists?
>>747831303>CanadaLmao. "W-we'll raise our tariffs on maple syrup and hockey sticks 1,000% eh..."
>>747830593Japan worships America
The reign of the old Snoygunate... it is OVER!
>>747830196What even is Eksuboksu's strategy in Japan? Or globally for that matter? I thought they wanted to be a publishing giant but now they've refocused on consoles and console exclusivity.Im not kidding, project helix would have to undercut the ps6 by half just to make a dent and Microsoft doesnt seem interested in taking losses on consoles (look no further than the rising price of a current Gen Xbox).
>>747830502I mocked them for it 25 years ago, 20 years ago, 13 years ago, 6 years ago and today. Their attempts to break into the jap market will always be pathetic
>>747834345The reign of the Deus Xbox Church has begun
another week of commercials??didn't they just do one of these in germany?
>>747830196I remember her
>>747834528i saw her jav
attractive women okay xbox im in
>>747834560code?
I’m so close to having an Asha shrine erection.. she just needs to say the magic words
>>747833834>I cleared Eldenring naked.
>>747830196Would be solid if Japan cared about Kojima's Hollywood C list celeb cameo slop to show some interest in Xbox, but alas.
>>747830196It will be not the same without konichiwa minasan xboxu no firu desu
>>747831303Nihao
>>747830196>Xbox about to murder Sony in JapanHow many times have they tried this and failed by now?
Xbox brand will be sold off within 3 years
>>747831491Investors are more important to them than their customers. Lots of companies feel this way, but Sony isn't even being shy about it.
>>747838523>How many times have they triedOnce, with the Xbox 360 and Microsoft buying japanese exclusives>and failedOnce, because they stopped trying. The Xbox Series S|X hasn't even sold 1 million in Japan. The saddest part is that, despite this thread being a funpost, there are people who genuinely do believe it.
I do like the whole Xbox ecosystem but with PS5 Pro you get the best console experience in terms of visuals and performance and you have the controller with all the crazy haptics and a speaker.I just wish I had more reasons to use mine.
>>747830196>Hire asian ceo>Resonate with asia
>>747830502>2 years agoNewfag
Kek look at this dude.
>>747839206I dont want haptics and speakers in my controller personally
>>747834560sad
>>747839465You dont think its cool? Like its one more dimension of "gamefeel"?
>>747830196Nintendo already murdered Sony in Japan. Congrats on beating a dead horse, I guess?
>>747839460Never miss a chance to shill elden ring
>>747839614Nta but the most annoying shit on the planet his having to shake the controller to turn the flashlight back on in last of us
>>747830196>American studio>Goes to Asian gameshow>Hire an Asian presenter just because it's an Asian gameshowBit racist innit?
>>747839634Nintendo and sony do not compete. Nintendo makes handhleds, sony makes consoles.
Not really into the console warring thing and quite frankly consoles are an outdated concept but how the fuck do people even support modern day sony? they actively hate you why the fuck do people still throw money at them
>>747839705Japan actually loves racism
>>747839614I think its cool tech I just dont want to pay extra for controllers for it
>>747839206>but with PS5 Pro you get the best console experience in terms of visuals and performanceThat would be the switch 2, especially for japanese games.
>>747839718Handhelds are consoles. The phrase you're looking for is "home consoles", and the Switch can be docked, making it a home console.
>>747839784not anymore, they were told to love foreign invaders now, so they do as they're told as usual like the little cucks they are
>>747839614I don't want to hold a vibrating dildo, I always turn off vibrationslop in the settings.
>>747839678I honestly dont remember this? Is this in the remake?And yeah waggle is trash but im just talking controller feedback. Like you know changing sounds and vibrations when you walk on difference surfaces and in some games they do the thing where you get little soft vibrations all over the place to simulate rain I think thats cool.
>>747830196>We're cancelling the Xbox in japan>And in a completely unrelated news, we will be releasing the MSX3 Series S and MSX3 Series X, that will come with several games made by hideo kojima, including spiritual successors to metal gear, snatcher and penguin adventure
>>747833256>>747830196Misuzu is so freaking CUTE>tfw no japanese eksuboksu wifewhy even live bros?
The only good thing that will come out of Xbox trying to take Japan again is the creation of an Xbox-tan.
>>747840376w11 tan (official) is superior toughever
>>747830559Tango is alive, just not under MicroSlop.Question is will they be more than a Hi-Fi Rush 2+ house or not.
>>747840449>just the loli version of W10 tanMakes no sense, W11 is bloated and laggy, not lithe and smol.
>>747831087Miggers actually believe this, kek.
>>747830196They have to put this shill gook up because Japanese don't like Indians.>>747839460Kill yourself Steve.
>>747830502To be fair they've been trying for years. It only seems like if now it's working as the old guard loyal to sony is gone in many of these companies. As someone with jap friends and family the xbox has always been a curiosity that was shamed by many for "not being japanese unlike sony". Now many of the younger gamers and devs favor either pc gaming or switch. There is little to no need in keeping games away from the systems. As someone who makes money translating. The xbox is great as many games on switch or ps5 that are region locked have all languages including jp text.
>>747840837Nta. But the japs do like trump. The lady pm also praises him quite a bitT. Know jap
>>747841306I plan on buying kingdom hearts on the xbox store as you get jp text and audio, and a console/pc copy in one. The switch and ps5 require seperate copies.
>>747839451i mean specifically for when they suddenly starting fucking up everything doing mass layoffs & closures here and there, with everyone laughing at them
>>747831087>Japan likes Trump>t. /pol/lack posting outside of /pol/No they don't. Because like the rest of the world he's fucking them over and nearly killing the Dollar Hegemony in two weeks.COPE and SEETHE that nobody likes God Emperor now.
>>747841856But you're a nigga.
>Xbox buys up all the weeb companies and IP Sony betrayed >gives them millions of dollars in funding but actually manages them properly this time instead of letting them blow it all on nothing>absolutely crushes playstationgod it would be so fucking easy. there will never be an opportunity this big ever again and yet they refuse to take it. it’s like xbox wants to lose the console war
>>747831087nobody likes trump or america for that matter. even aussies hate us now. it’s not fair. i don’t even like trump either
>>747842201Canada is talking about joining the fucking EU The sheer level of clown world where that's even on the table
>>747839460>GreenburgerGod, why can’t /v/ snoys come up with cool names for us like this.
>>747841856i genuinely assume that like half of the people still shilling trump and mainstream conservative talking points in english spaces are foreign bots because you don't have to look hard to see that american hegemony is imploding as a result of this
>>747830196>This time for sure!
>>747842273As if Canaduh wasn't gay enough.
>>747830196Is Jeeta going to undo this? No? Then they will stay dead there.
>>747833010Anon, if you tariff someone at 7x the rate they were tariffing you at, you're not reciprocating or retaliating, you're just fucking your own consumers based on a fundamental misunderstanding of international trade mechanisms.
It is kinda grim seeing the absolute state of Sony and how they’ve taken all their icons out back. You look at Nintendo and their upcoming games are Zelda, Star Fox, and even fucking Metroid (yes half of those are remakes but still). You look at Xbox and they’re still clinging onto Halo, Forza, and Gears of War. Meanwhile you look at Playstation and none of their original heroes are anywhere to be found. Crash became a cutaway gag in Uncharted, Kratos got kicked out of his own franchise, and Kojima got sold out. All the people and characters that built up Sony to what it is have been thrown under the bus. Even Japan wasn’t spared, Sony gave the entirety of Japan the middle finger. Say what you will about Xbox and Nintendo but at least they aren’t backstabbing cunts
>>747842913nah he understands it well enough, he just doesn't give a fuckthe entire goal of this presidency is to make him and his family rich and he's succeeding at that masterfully tariffs were just a lightning rod for him to get away with a bunch of other BS
>>747842201anon, you realize Aussies have called Americans "seppos" for decades, right? Like "septic tank." The real concern is that Canadians hate our fucking guts now lmao
>>747830196Microsoft always wins baby!
>>747830196Not in 100,000,000 years. Japs have moved onto the Switch and PC gaming. Xbox never had a chance in Japan because the retards at Xbox are proto-Snoys in not understanding what appeals to Japs and gun and ball games are just as unpalatable to Japs as capeshit movie games. That and all the bad blood Microsoft accrued in the 7th gen when they burnt a lot of AA Japanese devs (many of whom are still in the industry today and in more important positions) and companies like Tango as of recent.Xbots are just as delusional as fucking Snoys man. The Xbox is a DoA console and always will be from here on out. Sony is just catching up to where Microsoft is now.>>747841378It's called diplomacy retard. No shit they aren't going to shittalk a retard that they can easily manipulate to give them favorable deals. I bet you think people trying to sell you shit are genuinely complimenting you.>>747831303>>747830593It's crazy that all Trump had to do was repeat his first term to not be considered a massive fuckup ala Biden and get impeached and removed from office for valid reasons this time, but he couldn't even manage that. It really goes to show that having elderly fucks as the leader of the free world is a retarded idea, especially if they are retards that fell upwards their entire lives like Trump, Biden and most of the American political class.
>>747831087Trump likes China
>>747843078He largely is repeating his first term,. desu. He attempted the broad strokes of much of what he's doing currently during the first term, but was talked down by the formerly-competent advisors he had hired. Now we've got the alcoholics and the grifters running the show, oh and that crazy religious lady is his chief of staff calling all the shots.
ITT: an angry Canadian
>>747839723Just take a look at the biggest snoy communities online. It's essentially sunk cost fallacy at this point. Even the most cucked snoys like Colin "the Vita will outsell the 3DS" Moriarty admit that they're not Sony's target demographic anymore, but they still continue to be a patron of their platform because it's all they know, all their trophies and digital games are on there. MysticRyan, one of the most popular snoy youtubers, has an entire wall full of PS games and yet won't ditch the platform even as he's left behind. That's what Sony does, they weaponize sunk cost fallacy.
>>747842938Xbox is full of backstabbing cunts you retard. Do you think the devs of Hi-Fi Rush deserved to be shut down for making a SUCCESFUl game on the Xbox/PC ecosystem only for them to go to SOny consoles as well when they were bought up by Koreans? Why do you niggers conveniently forget the shit Xbox did and pretend they aren't exactly like Sony? Nintendo is whatever, but Sony and Xbox both represent why the American gaming industry is stagnating and dying hard: unchecked greed and the lowering of standards for their products.>>747843183It's so fucking crazy that actual trannies and other technically DEI hires did their job better than the people in Trump's current cabinet. It's also funny how miggers don't think that this is going to tank the electoral chances of anyone not in their cult. The only reaosn trump was elected was because of Independents. Guess who isn't going to vote for Trumpfag candidates anymore (or maybe even republicans at this point)?
Microsoft finally realised the goldmine potential they have at their fingertips if they can make xbox great again. Xbox at its peak had some of the coolest Japanese exclusives and I'm all for this new look xbox. Meanwhile playstation is doing nothing which is tragic in 2026.
>>747830196I hope this leads to some good shit, Xbox original and 360 had some very interesting exclusive Japanese games back in the day.
>>747843638>exclusivesEvery jap putting their game exclusively on muttbox commits suicide.
>>747843439>It's so fucking crazy that actual trannies and other technically DEI hires did their job better than the people in Trump's current cabinetno lolthe bare minimum trump had to do was lower the crime rate and the immigration rate, and he's done both
