If none of these games excite you, then you've probably lost your passion for gaming.
>>748002778Actually I am just an adult I have a few dozen upcoming games on my steam wishlist I'm excited for though
Consoom and be excited for next product.
>>748002879>Actually I am just an adultWe're talking about videogames. Glorified toys. Don't pull the "hurr durr I'm le grown up!" When it comes to pathetic time wasting hobbies. Have some fucking self awareness you fucking loser.
>>748002778Pokopia is fun but the others are just remakes
>>748002879>>Actually I am just an retardftfy
>>748002778Ravenous will probably be solid. Dread was good. Still not worth buying a Switch 2 for but whatever.
i never enjoyed a single nintendo game
>$80 remasters>$80 remakes>$80 15yo third party gamesa dismal scenario
>>748002923there are levels to toys. don't pretend candyland is on the same level as dungeons and dragons
>majority of the games are already out>1:1 Ocarina of Time remake>full priced version of the shittiest Zelda musou with no upgrade path>Kirby's huge reveal of the world behind the wall was...more Kirby world and the "exploration" shown off in the "open world" was finding the basic red star chests from Forgotten Land>Xenoblade Genesis looks like a generic fantasy game, more like Fire Emblem even>Pokemon>fucking Pokemon DLCI get being excited for Ravenous, but come the fuck on.
>>748002923We ain’t all Nintengoyim, OP.
>>748002778I have a switch, hacked it, played everything on it and now it collects dust. A switch 2 is completely pointless to me. Ravenous is the only slightly interesting thing there but no single game is worth spending 500 dollars for.
>>748002778Here are the games that excite me.
>>748002778there's only 4 new games there
>>748002923"videogames are escapism" fags should be shot and killed desu.
>>748002778I mostly play FPS and RTS
>>748002778Metroid Ravenous and fucking Kirby of the Wild are the only games worth a shit there. Everything else is a fucking port, remake, or Pokemon.
>>748002881All video games are consumption, it does not matter what you play, you are consuming.
>>748003093>dungeons and dragons
>>748002778>If these games excite you, then you've probably brown
>>748002778>nintodler slopI KEKd!>CONTROL:RESONANT>The Blood of Dawnwalker>Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War IV>The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Remastered>Star Wars: Galactic Racer>Valor MortisThere are plenty of games that i am looking forward to playing. Just not Gaytendo shit.
>>748002778Why the fuck isn't Duskbloods on this list?
>>748003343>then you've probably brown>you'veBrown.
>>748003350youre looking forward to games that are already out? ok retard
>>748003393Did you even glance at OP's image?
I’d play more of these games if they weren’t so expensive. Switch Sports and Star Fox are not worth their price tags. I buy Nintendo for Mario games, the rest is dessert
>>748003371not tendie approved
>>748002778I prefer to stick with retro games.
>>748003412did you even glance in a mirror you ugly fuck
>>748003371hmmmmm i wonder why
>>748003470Nice comeback you stupid nigger brain. Next time do the bare fucking minimum before posting in a thread, you third world pile of shit.
>>748003350>
>>748003513>you third world pile of shit.extremely indian phrasing
>>748002879Wow, what do you play? Call of Duty?
>>748002778>DUUUUUDE I'M SO HYPED TO PAY TO UPDATE NEW LEAF AND NOT EVEN GET 60FPSretard
>>748003467Same, I'm not the target demographic for modern games.
>>748003562Aw, are single syllable words too much for your brown brain?
>>748003618no, just you.
>>748003393>youre looking forward to games that are already outThe image in the OP has games released in FEBRUARY
>>748002778factually correctballs and guns gamers are not even real people
>>748003639I'm too much for your brown brain? I don't think you thought that post through.
>>748002778>the reason i'm not hyped for most games these days
>>748002778>if I dont like medicore games I dont like gamingok tendie
>>748003154Did I say escapism or toys you retarded Indian faggot
>>748003154Agreed. Imagine having such a shit life that escapism is the draw of videogames.
I'm a Mariofag so i'm still waitingMaybe i'll pick up Kirby but I have to see how far they commited to the open world virus on a character that is notoriously slow (Yes I know Cutter can fly and other bits of movement shown in trailer)I like FE & Pikmin but neither's offerings on S2 particularly interest me. Pikmin's because the S2 version & Dandori Academy look like dogshit from the trailer, and FW because I don't really care about the stuff that isn't fighting in Fire Emblem. I'm only in it for the SRPG part, I skip the cutscenes and play with animations off past a certain point/on repeat playthroughs.Maybe Smash in 2029 or something if the netcode isn't horrid too, I guess.
>>748002778all these games are trashI will never ever ever ever ever ever buy a switch 2btw does anyone have an update on the switch 2 emulator? I NEED TO PLAY THESE GAMES
>>748003390yes sar i am indian and i love nintendo thank you
More like Midtendo
>>748002778Everything checked off is either what I own and/or plan to get most likely. Everything else that isn't checked off, is something I'm currently not interested in/debating to myself about.
>zero effort port>shit spin-off from company half-assing the only games they make>port>not my thing>port with five levels and two minutes of multiplayer tacked on for more money>actual baby game>port>remake>honeymoon period over>port>a fucking expansion pass>Fire Emblem>shovelware>remake>borderline offensive port>port>the expansion pass again>yes>middle finger to anyone who bought that shit and/or the DLC>late to the open world party>looks generic>lmao>the expansion pass a third time because we have nothing else
>>748003752Don't bother with Pikmin 4. They couldn't even be bothered to have the Switch 2 version be 60fps and the dandori shit is FOMO.
>>748002778Not buying a switch 2 but Im looking foward to the A3 update of B3313 Unabandoned,
>>748002778I wouldn't fault someone for not being excited for ports and remakes.
There are multiple mainline Kirby games per Nintendo generation, so we can still get this after The World Beyond.
>>748002778
>>748004116My Samsung phone is better than yours, eric.
>>748004375I'm ain't your boogiemanI'm still buying OoT
>>748002778None of them excite me, I'm mostly waiting for roco kingdom while playing Aniimo, both of which won't be playable on the switch 2.
>>748002778Finally someone said it
>>748002778Fire Emblem, Metroid and Xenoblade are the only games worth a shit.Everything else is either babby shit or not worth the pricetag.
>>748002778>>748004551>only 7 of the games are actually new/coming outdo you fags just like playing the same shit over and over
>>748002778wouldn't feed that shit to my fetuses>>748002879holy based fpbp
>>748004452Eric is real, and you called a bunch of Nintendo games bad for no reason.
>>748005204>High IQ/Adults>Elden RingAnd you were doing so well.
>>748002778nintendo has been GAY since the wii, hell, every company is the same. that's why we keep getting remakes from the BEST era which is gen 6
>>748005208oot snoy eric
>>748003693>doesnt understand a single sentence lmao
>>748004551I'm brown and trans btw
>>748002778Fire Emblem will probably last me until Metroid, then Kirby, maybe; Forgotten Land was pretty good.
bing bing wahoos aren't games>>>/vp/
>>748002778those are all kids games arent they?
>>748005431>>>/lgbt/
>>748005503Is that where all your precious tendie agp is being directed to now?
>>748005521i dont know what that is, your fetishes are definitely not normal
>>748005557TRUUUU
>>748003751nigger youre shitposting on a chinese basket weaving forum your life probably sucks
>>748005583thats just a picture of eric seething
>>748005682Makes sense
>>748005204
>>748005693impressive, just when i think the snoy has coped the hardest you dig deeper
>>748005773
>>748002778The only games I liked/look forward to in that pic are XCX, Raiders, Kirby, and Metroid. The rest I'm just not interested in.
>game keycardslol lmao even
>>748005791you already used that one today get some new material
>>748005812>gay peefartslol lmao even
>>748005825I also already used your mom today.
>>748005791You are a pedophile, eric.
>>748005853is this the level youve devolved to already im not even trying
>>748005853Why aren't you on the sex offender registry, eric?
>>748005865That's ironic coming from the "which 10yo has the fattest ass" crowd
>>748005880>youveYikes
>>748005937
>>748002778metroid, everything else is literal caca
>>748005962Why are you like this, eric?
>>748003418Go to the library. I'm playing Yoshi right now for free.
>>748002778I would not touch any of this garbage even if they paid me 250€/h
>>748002778Nintendo fucking sucks now. I got a Switch 2 for free and have yet to witness any reason to open it.But September and October have more than made up for it with, you know, all the other good games coming out that aren't Nintendo.
>>748002778Don't care for Xenoblade after 2, haven't touched Pokemon since the DS era, AoC sucked dick after HW. OoT is a maybe.
>>748002778I had sexytime with my mother in law
Pokopia and Zelda are the only games listed that excite me even remotely. at least i'll be able to play the first real game the system's gotten soon.
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>>748002778Removed irrelevant shitI was actually really looking forward to Splatoon getting a spinoff, and it's good, but I dunno. It's just singleplayer salmon run. The campaign is fun but the endless buffet is such a goddamn slog like holy shit, never even had any trouble except for floors 91-93. When I imagined a Splatoon spinoff I was thinking something fresh and radical that can use its setting and mechanics in a different way. Still the best Switch 2 game of the year though.I actually played Tomodachi Life a lot though. It's a lackluster game and I wish it got some updates or something, but drawing is fun. I'm sure I'll check back up on my island later. Rhythm Heaven was also good.
>>748002778They all look fun. If you want picks, then Kirby and Metroid. I'm waiting for switch2 emulator.
>>748002923>we're talking about movies, glorified toys>we're talking about music, glorified toys>we're talking about books, glorified toysThe only unaware fucking loser here is you.
Still waiting for a new animal crossing to buy a switch 2.
>>748002778“Hey mom can we have palworld?”“We have palworld at home”Palworld at home: pokopia
>>748002879>My maturity is based on the video games I play Look at me guys I'm different, I'm not happy but I'm different
I don't like they picked red as colour for their cases. I'd prefer yellow or green
>>748002778>tendie direct to the trash>oh sweet a new kirby>its open world sloppicrel is what winning looks like to tendies?
>>7480027782D metroid is the only one that interests me and even then idk because of the tranny colors (looks to be as pozzed as MP4)>>748002879>I'm just an adultThis.
>>748002778Kirby: Tears of the KingdomWhy didn't they do this for Mario and just release a glorified Odyssey DLC game? Mario 64 but OoT remake treatment?
>>748002778I hate these remakes so fucking much. 6 month advertising campaign, ton of budget, zeightgeihst tooken over...just for a game where we know what happens already. If the point of a remake is the fancy graphics then the trailer already does that. OOT remake should have been shadow-dropped, otherwise I literally can't get excited over it. It's just so fucking lame.
>>748003129>No ravenousYou should pirate and emulate Dread, see if you like it.
