IT'S HAPPENING.https://youtu.be/C0DHDx3xq3c
I'd play BMC in the style of DD.
Bump
>>748028160I find it so funny nk consistently uses quincy as like the mascot of btd when he's so fucking useless all the time in every game he's in
New spinoff that will surely not die a month in?
Gilfmage
>>748033605really depends on what the genre is... card battlers and vamp survivor clones were not itmy real hope is whatever they do here releases in an actual finished state for once
>>748028160I thought it was funko shit but it's even worse.
New TD? Gay spinoff? Funkos?
If this isn't BTD7 or a big update for 6, anyone got any good TDs to recommend?
>>748034934Bloons TD 6
>>748033782WHERE?
big moba vibes
>>748028160My phone used to get white hot running this, bloons status????
>>748035431Smash Bros isnt at 6
>>748035431always has been
>>748035113At the beach with her Skyshotas tending to her every need
>>748033782Instead of a sorting hat she sits on her students faces to decide their house
monkey
There's also a new brickell animation by goatboySadly will stay as a WIP though....https://x.com/goatboydraws/status/2100860631754608692
>>748039278Thanks Elon
>>748039379Instances are still up just switch it back until cancel is out of the next phase.
>>748039379Also uploaded to his MEGAThank god he decide to make an extra archive like thishttps://mega.nz/folder/mNlUyaZS#SDajEYxbyblNqrTjTfKz2Q
>>748039379I made an account just to check out bloons art a bunch of years ago and recently they banned it on a practical sense because I cannot access it anymore unless I give them my biometrics. And of course they closed down registrations. So fuck him and his site.
>>748028160can't say the colored heroes all posing together fill me with confidence, hope it isn't a character brawler, a battle royale, a pvp game in general or something like thatReddit says Monkey City 2 (no idea how they arrived at that conclusion) or youtooz (nah))
>>748028160>new game>new wave of monkey porn>possibly new towers>possibly new heroesYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>748035431John had his vision and saw fucking Bloons
>>748040961okay I'll ask out of sheer scientific curiositywhich monkey do you want to fuck the most, monkey fucker?
>>748028160>another pre-announcement for a reveal announcement for a release date announcement for an early access announcementyou'd hope that the shareholders are tired and just release something that makes them money
>>748041210For me, it's a tie between Sauda and Brickell, slight favor to Sauda.>tfw goatboy hasn't done a proper, ponos in bagina pic of Sauda (except one really old one that, although still good, isn't in his modern art style)Pain................
>>748040961That would require the game to be good and NK doesnt have a good track record at this point
>>748028160Ooh neat
Rosalia is anal only
>>748042790she's confused because she's still not pregnant despite having her insides coated daily
>>748039278>i'm not planning on finishingplease goatboy... please....
>>748043330DIY
>>748041290NK are the vaguepost kings, other companies could learn a thing or two
>>748041290>shareholdersOn March 24, 2021, Ninja Kiwi was acquired by Modern Times Group for around 1.6 billion Swedish crowns ($186 million USD), to "broaden its gaming portfolio"
>>748046779it's a publicly traded company, what was the point of your post?
>>748047212Ninja Kiwi does not have its own publicly traded stock because it was acquired by the Swedish entertainment company Modern Times Group (MTG) in March 2021.
>>748034934Try airmech since its free.
>Dark Castle Impoppable with a random>lose on 99 because he decides PoD is a great round 90+ tower on a multi path map
>>748048491you are correctthat still changes nothing about how NK is trying to please shareholders
hmm not a big fan of the 3d renders shown but if a new hero pops up ill likely draw the new monke>>748039278was gonna post this in the bloons thread but sadly they keep dying>>748043330sorry anon, the reason im not gonna finish this one is cause im swapping to some new styles and contenthere's a little preview of what it is: https://files.catbox.moe/9eulg6.png
>>748049674damn catbox acting upthis should work: https://litter.catbox.moe/riea7zb4xeea7vmn.png
>>748049853Knew it was AI from the thumbnail lmao
So what is this? Dungeon Defenders but bloons?
>>748049853I got fooled for a second before opening the full pic.Anyways, to the genner KILL YOURSELF.
>>748028160this shit is nothing
>>748028160Its gonna be Youtooz isnt it
>>748049853Should say BLIMPED instead
>>748049674ZAMN ai can be this good now???
>>748049853>still has metadata attachedGood, time to de-shitted this dumb image.I tried recreating Brickell but for some reason giving her the "grey hair, brown fur" prompts always results in her whole body having grey fur.Instead I ended up genning a Patch lookalike who's has a skinny figure with giant breasts (and most importantly, NO BLACKED SHIT): https://files.catbox.moe/xptc4l.pngMaking thick rectangle eyebrows is also pretty hit and miss
>>748052946yeah real artists are cooked
>>748052946>that areola slip>the crotch tuft>the fat vulvaOh my GODGOATBOY I HAVE A REQUESTDESLOPPIFY THIS IMAGE AND MAKE HER ACTUAL PATCH PLZ
>>748053157Fuck off. The gen is better than the blacked shit but no AI slop will ever replace the home-grown drawfags that stop by every now and then.
>>748053532You only say that because you know its AI so youll always hate it no matter how good a picture is
>>748053864No, I say that because I don't believe "artists are cooked" like you said. I think the gen is alright, very fappable, but to say that artists are gonna get dunked on by slop like this is retarded and serves to push them away from the threads.Surely both gens and drawfags can live side by side instead of one getting fucked by the other, right? Or maybe you're just some faggot who wants the thread to turn into nothing but slop gens with zero OC.
>>748053864yes, being generated by a machine with no thought or effort makes something inherently bad no matter what, please stop being retarded
We could never summon goatboy with this cursed thread
>>748054958he only shows up if theres 100+ replies since so many threads die before then
>>748055150okay wanna reply 20 times to each other to summon him?
>>748028160I am not ready for the income deluge of monkey sex
>>748053864I knew it was AI the second I saw blacked, already stank of curry
>>748054269when u can shit out gens per prompt they start feeling very disposable, so I never bother to save them after Im done with themdrawfag stuff? keep coming back to it
>>748039278who cares its not even finished.
>>748055496Why did indians replace jews as the ones that get blamed for everything?
>>748056140Around 2016
i find the male dart monkeys hot
>>748028160>Merch slopI couldn't care less
Super Bloons Monkey RPGIt is the only one just for me
>>748054269Based
bloons dating sim
Monkey sex is a psyop
>>748034934Infinitode 2 kept me engaged for a couple hundred hours, but you gotta be into grindan
monkey?
>>748028160That's all heroes in the pick right?I hope its some kind of 3d survival game where you play as heroes and shoot bloons
>>748028160https://app.iponz.govt.nz/app/Extra/IP/Mutual/Browse.aspx?sid=639255153060082263
>>748054269They are cooked, they never draw anything fappable these days.
this thread fucking sucks lmao
What are good self imposed challenges to make difficulties below impoppable more interesting?
>>748065882And AI does? All the slop is the same shit, only like, 0.001% of it is high effort instead of 100+ image dumps of whatever the generator spits out. At least the drawfags are more consistent in good output, just look at goatboy.
>>748066792You should use the least sexiest towers
>>748066597Most bloons threads as of late has been like that.Genuinely we either need anons to actually produce content themselves (other than Goatboy), or only make threads like, once every month or two.
>>748068135But what about the game?
>>748068741The game is fine, but we've done everything we can with it.The only thing left is OC content (stories, art, fangames, etc). Though I genuinely wonder if there's enough anons in thread to keep something like that up. Or if we should just migrate elsewhere, like posting in one of the furry threads on trash or finding some other tower defense general that would have us.
Looks slop.
uoh, monkeAdora and Glue Gunner are my favs
this is boring go back to AI ragebait
monkeys arent real
I came harder than I ever have in my life to Adora AI art.
>>748028160funkopops?
>>748077082Okay>>748052946I made some follow up images to see if the goatboy lora can do sex without shitting the bed. It's okay, but outputs need to be cleaned up afterwards (and for some reason getting eyebrows to be consistent is impossible). Don't feel like cleaning up these gens, maybe some other anon with a local model can make something better.(catbox might shit itself, hopefully these work)https://files.catbox.moe/84bdm3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b5zdib.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/age01g.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jzq6gn.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ve1e31.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tt2v5p.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r4v2rv.png
>>748081006It's an animated show >>748065459The link doesn't really work so just search trademark and put bloons in the title box.
Patch is a freak
all male monkeys have a bloon inside their asshole called the prostate that needs to be poked
>>748028160Garden Warfare but Bloons instead
>>748056140H1B scams, fake degrees, demographic replacement like Canada being India 2.0 etc etc
>>748034934I doubt we're getting TD7 for another 4-5 years at least.They gotta recoup their losses from Flop Storm, the 2 rogue likes DLCs and the Vampire Survivor clone (did it even come out?)
>>748081406nice
>>748081406Im gonna fucking cum
>>748066792Play BTD5.
>>748085070ok
Skimpy school girl Psi skinShe has one of those heart womb tattoos on her big head
>>748041474>>748040961saucei cant find anything on e621
>>748087804nvm i found it
>>748087804>both on the first page of their character's tagsyou didn't even try
>>748087906i searched for bloons + armpit_fetish and neither came up
>>748087804that's because e6 fucking sucks ass and less than 50% of any given artists stuff is actually on there, it's a genuinely worthless archive
orcs must die clonefinally a 3D game
>>7480496743d renders look like fortnite collab or something when I saw this teaser, weird.. maybe they're going for third person shooter genre tower defense style?
>>748087952Why didn't you just search for Sauda and Brickell?
it's a shooter
>>748088362but sauda doesnt shoot
>>748087952If you knew how to make ai porn you would know the names of the characters.
>>748089976Her WAP does
>>748049853Can you make blacked porn of Brickell? She’s my waifu
>>748034934I might get smited for recommending this but Arknights not the open world gacha is genuinely the only other TD i enjoyed playing next to btd and it's actually really high effort and challenging. I know this sounds like what every gachatards says about their game but i swear this is the only gacha I play because its gameplay is actually good.
>>748091230just go watch national geographic if you want to see wild apes screw
Co-op?
I WANNA FUCK MALE BLOON MONKEY TOWERS SO MUCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>748094336i say this
Ascent - ImpoppableWODECY
>>748094402Can they possibly make a boy gayer than this?
Brickell fag breaking the femboys
>perk says shrapnel happens every 10 hits>doesn't happen every 10 hit
>>748095516Apparently the graphic bugs out if you're also running Spray and Pray?
>>748095516According to NK a "hit" for this perk (and normal sniper shrapnel) is NOT when the projectile physically hit the bloon but actually when the projectile does damage to the bloon which means that while the shrapnel can damage every bloon type it is fucking useless if the monkey can't damage that bloon.
I THINK PERKS SUCK
The more expensive a tower is the bigger her boobs are. Fem Super Monkey has the biggest boobs of any tower.
>>748099925Weve been buying them breast implants all along...
>>748099925Does this mean Adora's boobs can grow infinitely?
>>748101902only temporarily
test
genuinely hate the direction btd6 has gone in recent years. like to the point i just wont play it anymore. i had my fun. it seems like ninja kiwi always makes their games shit after a certain amount of time. btd5 had the same fucking issue. enshittification is...le hecking real...
i stopped playing btd6 and started playing how many dudes insteadwould be fun if they made a how many monkeys game
>>748028160does anyone actually know what it really even is?i'm personally hoping for a helldivers but comfy-like or even ORCS MUST DIE but with BLOONS MUST DIE that'd be cool right anon?
>>748103471hopefully a new gamemost likely figurines..
>>748101902>She kills a monkey and steals her silicone
The monkeys do get a bit quirky at night...
>>748106428five nights at Futsy's
All hands on deck!
Give me your hottest Bloons hot takes!
>>748111274My hot bloon take is that the blacked fag should come back if this is what we end up doing to keep the thread alive.This is just sad.
>>748112123almost as if a merch tease that shows nothing wasnt enough to make a thread for or something
>>748112498Yeah. Other games can do these announcement threads on /v/ because usually it's both fans and haters coming together and carrying the thread to 500 posts with vitriol. BTD is such a nothing game though that it only attracts the monkeyfuckers and TD autists, which are both very niche audiences. Our only shitposter was a shitted retard who tried pretending to be goatboy using AI. That's all we get: a single bad post and then nothing for another 150.
>>748112813Oh, and I guess the other shitpost was that schizo who thought games were coming out with a 6th installment to worship the number of the beast. But that's such an obvious bait/schizo post that it got deleted, lol, dunno if it even counts.
>>748052946>>748081406I missed it, it’s gone
>>748113376No, it's prob just catbox shitting itself. Give it a bit, it might fix itself. Even if it doesn't, it's just some AI sloppa, you aren't missing out on much.
>>748113636Ai GOLD
>>748114692*AI COAL
>>748113461I can NOT wait for the full animation to come out for free
Why are the Bloons threads on /v/ horny?
>>748117275Nothing else to talk about
>>748039379nitter and xitter on .cfDunno if they're still up, been a while since I last had need for them.
>>748041210Sauda. Specifically this iteration.
>>748041474>isn't in his modern art styleThat's honestly just a plus.
>>748117934https://youtu.be/rmQFcVR6vEs
>>748049853Kill yourself.
>>748117275Have you even SEEN how fuckable these monkeys are?
>>748118441Off model
>>748049853Based
Were the 2 DLC ever worth a shit? I get the impression it doesn't feed into your Tower Defense progression at all if you weren't already capped out.
>>748056140Because they're poor 3rd worlders that cost fuck all to hire for propaganda pushing and jews have more profitable things to spend their time on.
>>748066792Go for Snap Of Your Fingers. Literally the only reason to do anything below impop once you've cleared the medal on that difficulty.
>>748118696its the most boring shit youll ever play
>>748056140look up the % of indians using the internet over time
>>748118696Only gives player xp as far as I know. And cosmetics/shit for the trophy rack. NK doesn't do mandatory dlc.
>>748028160Kill yourself Hive Queen.
>Mortars>on Geared>on Geared ApopalypseThere needs to be chat in this game so I can call these people morons already
>>748118696Oh and to actually answer your question, Legends is roguelite. If you like that, you might like Legends. I don't, and thought it was boring. Haven't gotten around try Frontier which I mostly bought to support the game.There's some additional achevements that only show up on your achievement screen if you have the dlcs. They're not on steam so they don't mess with the showcase some people apparently gives a shit about.>>748119513>relying on other people you can't punch in the face for fucking upRookie mistake. And if the game had chat they'd have to moderate it. Which costs money. Small poor dev pls understand.
>>748118510That's the good kind though. From before goat went all out on the vaguely monkey shaped bags of flesh he deals in now.
>>748119834On model chibi monkeys or youre a larper
>>748028160this is peak vagueposting
Let's make a Bloons Monopoly board
>>748119690>They're not on steam so they don't mess with the showcase some people apparently gives a shit about.I don't know why Valve doesn't take the approach Sony does where the achievement list is broken up by base game, and each DLC that adds them.
>>748028160Have we had any word on the Vampire Survivors bloons game yet?
>>748119513Is geared the one with one big cog that moves your monkeys? Wouldn’t mortar be good there since they can’t be moved out of range?
any more games with qt monkey girls?
>>748126438every single other game only has ugly monkeysno exceptions
>>748126507>he cant into monkey shantae
>>748081406Hehe, using this lora is kinda fun.It doesn't recognize any named monkey except Adora, so to make one you have to kinda fiddle with the prompt as you gen to guide it towards a monkey you have in mind. And even if you get it close enough it always looks just a little bit off, which makes it look like a cheap knockoff lol. It's almost endearing.Here's my temu knockoff Brickell, enjoy (this took like, 100 gens to get right).https://files.catbox.moe/rd8lti.png
>>748126507expand your horizons and your dong
>>748126578>It doesn't recognize any named monkey except AdoraObjective proof that Adora is the best one
>>748126578BasedThanks for making the brick
>>748125651sep 30th release
>>748028160Looks like sex is back in the menu boys
>>748126578>carpet matches the drapesZAMN
>>748126578MOAR
You ever see that guy that commissions some Happy Tree Friends character cosplaying as a bunch of video game chicks? I want to do that with monke
>>748126578God I wish I knew how to make ai porn
>>748127104holy shit where did you get that info thats all i want from bloons rn
>>748130447Any of their social media at the bottom of this page:https://ninjakiwi.com/
>>748131712Holy shit thank you <3
>>748118441SHOTA BREAKER
I should start doing my civitai dailies again to farm points for gens
>>748126578Aight last one for the night. This one's sfw so no need for catbox.I was just trying to recreate Brickell in her usual uniform. Honestly I think it came out well (just to note: I did some edits in photoshop to clean things up so it's not a fully accurate representation of the gen, here's the raw gen file for anyone who wants it: https://files.catbox.moe/28blpl.png ).Don't think I'll do any more sloppa for this thread desu, I kinda spammed it. I'll be posting in the /ook/ thread on /trash/ if anyone wants more tomorrow.>>748129862>>748136104Set up a local model, it's not that hard. Go to /sdg/ on trash and ask anons questions if you get stuck, there's a guide in the OP to get started.
>>748137650I love you
Can a monkey give you aids?
>>748137650The slop is decent but yeah you should prob stop for now. Last thing we need is 10 other anons dumping half baked AI slop after being """""inspired""""" by your gens.>>748138330Bruh... it's an AI gen don't put it on a pedestal. YOU could do this if you take the other anon's advice and go to /sdg/.
It's afraid.
>>748138975Adora needs a nun skin
>>748054892luddites are so raped it's unreal
>>748034934Kingdom RushDefense Grid 1 & 2Gnomes (hidden gem I recently found)Last Hope TDPlants vs. Zombies
the monkey
>>748034934stronghold
>>748034934Goons Tower Defensehttps://wet-floor-games.itch.io/goons-tower-defense
>>748146530Duhh boss? I thought we was gonna knock over a bank.
L4D2 but its balloons
>>748147352That sounds hilarious.
>>748028160is it the JRPG i thought about months ago?
>>748039278>https://x.com/goatboydraws/status/2100860631754608692God i love me Pirate BrickwellShe and Adora are the QUEENS of Sex
>>748150324I'm wearing these right now.
Straight femboys
>>748150324CRIPES I'll get right on it, Leave everything to me.
>>748028160it's so strange to see bloons is still going and is still popular. I remember playing the first bloons on addictinggames when it was just a simple aim your dart, angle your shot, pop the balloon.
>>748152143straight hung femboys
pirate brickell getting raped in jsil for pirate crimes
Can bloons become monkeys?
>>748158529no
>>748158529Showing both our ages here anon
it's figures from you tooz, they're doing an expanded lineup.
>>748159018>figureswhere are the plushies
>>748159415In the trash where they belong. Plushies a shit, and fuck jewtooz for cheating me out of hotrod Jenny with a flat out lie about licensing.
worst bloons thread I've seen in a long while holy shitwhat is even the point of bumping this guys
>>748160427bump
>>748160427i don't see what's so bad about it
silas? more like sexlas
>>748165386when you ook but she keeps eekeek
>>748163993I use him daily!
>>748160427Common human L
All the heroes should be girls
>>748167930all the heroes are girls!
Tricky Tracks - HardTKOFWY
In absolute awe of this lad
>>748169164I have no idea what that icon is, but I want to say it's the co op icon. Which begs the question how he managed that many wins and is still not at veteran levels.
>>748169959Co-Op gives shit XP
>pink didn't wanna swap tickets with meAw. I hoped he realized I was doing shit scores on purpose so we could burn tickets for trophies. Placements are set in stone as is, anyway.
>>748169164>>748169959That's a hacker, there're like 80 something maps in the game.
>>748039379>bans this>nukes nitter>make account>they ban that and call it a bot because I don't pay for shitty checkmarkfuck that gay website
>>748171325>use your phone to prove you're not a botNo way, that website is a giant tracking center.
>>748171325>nukes nitterThere are other instances >>748117834
>>748172226Not anymore there aren't
>>748172606i literally used nitter cf today
>>748172606if you know where to look you can find it.
>>748032183infernal chimps
>>748173178I think these chimps are quite heavenly actually
goodnight monkies
>>748174859its noon
