I saw this thread a few days ago. First reply was "Games Workshop". And then everyone clapped. Time is a flat circle on /v/.I hate this place.
Who are the neutral guys of warhammer 40k?
Xenos? Mutants? Heretics?
Everyone sucks in 40k, at best, the Tyranids are the true good guys trying to destroy this vicious cycle of endless war by consooming
>>748126770Rogue Traders are cooler than Space Marines.
RUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>748127065This anon is a genestealer cultist
>>748126770Everyone but The Empire Farsight.
>>748127280And I've said it before: Fantasy is better than 40k in terms of variety.
>>748126770The Imperium, The Eldar, The Chaos Gods, the Orks, the NecronsTyranids are neutral, any lore to the contrary is cringe.Tau lean towards good.The Emperor is a huge faggot and a complete fuck up.
>>748126770>bad guys
Praise Space King.
Not really any of them. They all pretty much have sensible motivators. And they are fundamentally different. Hence permanent conflict. Chaos I guess but chaos is so lolsorandum it hurts itself in its confusion.
Only the most insane niggas are allowed....
Nevermind its the tau. Fuck is a greater good?
Probably the people who pledge their eternal souls to imaginary creatures that want to eat babies.>>748127352Fantasy was more interesting, if largely unwritten, before it got so popular it was brought back during the age of Blizzardification of Warhammer. Whilst we likely won't get Indian Tigers, we do have a new faction, China, who has no reason to fight every other faction in the setting except sort of Chaos but everyone in that army isn't Chinese but Caucasian (or Nigerian) and the only other potential faction they could face, the Dark Elves, aren't available. Will we see any of Tilea? What about the lizardmen? Will a man ever lead Chaos ever again? Is their new Bossgirl a dark vision of 40K's future when Abaddon is deemed too white and male?Oh and the strangest part about the new fandom is everyone saying beastmen and mutants aren't actually innately evil and it's actually the Empire that makes them evil. Even when they don't live in it. It's all so tiresome.
>>748127721"The Greater Good" is actually the name of the Ethereal's show on Broadway, they really need the Tau to push more ticket sales.
>>748127065Everyone sucks but fuck me, I'd rather get boltered by a Black Templar than lose to the Drukhari.
>>748126770You, the player!
>>748127793Are the Female Beastwomen still hot?
The only good guys are the orks and the necrons because they don't have any other alternative motives but to fight and to eat.
>>748126770EVERY XENOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcMjjiWTLk
>>748126770The people who spam these off topic threads outside of /40kg/
>>748127952>necronstyranids oops.
>>748126963Its the correct answer.
>>748126770chaos, tyranids, eldarin that order
>>748126770The aliens (representing foreigners)
>>748127721isn't the greater good a chaos god now
>>748127920Well they don't have any models... yet...For every /k/ story you'd find in an Empire pub from a hunter who caught and lay one "that was asking for it", you'd have 10,000 stories about a mercenary watching his fellow man get gored and eaten by a smelly creature (with no tits because she wasn't pregnant), because even though beastwomen are smaller than beastmen, beastmen aren't smaller than you.
>>748126963GW used to be a scrappy British garage company making tabletop games for fun.At some point they began to hate their audience and their product because as it turns out a lot of what made Warhammers (both of them) appealing to people directly hurt the cash flow.What's even funnier is that the Trench Crusade which was meant to be ran more like the old Warhammer practically speedran the greedy company pipeline and fell into the same traps. So yeah, cycles of guilt o algo.
>>748128101Craftworld eldar are in no way bad guys.
Is it ever explained why, if chaos is made of emotion, every chaos adjacent power or being is exclusively evil? Is emotion itself evil?
>>748128513Didn't they help birth Slanesh and just started acting 'right' when their resurrection and soul were on the line?
>>748126770Definitely Chaos. They are comically evil
With the nature of Chaos and the Immaterium, if I got enough Imperium Psykers together, could we conjure a giant roll of toilet paper and throw it at a Death Guard ship?
>>748126770All of them, even the t'au are evil as shit.
>>748128718No. They spent all their time traveling the web and only caught glimpses of the devolution when they stopped to resupply every couple centuries. Their distance from eldar as a whole is why they aret drooling sadists like the dark eldar.
>read Night Lords trilogy>main squad kill loyalist after loyalists>meets a genesis chapter champion and he proceeds to almost solo them all, dies after tying with the NL equivalent of a company champion>later on near the end, main squad manages to mow down dozens of Eldar (why they doing elf wave attacks?)>super special named Eldar manages to job against like 4 named renegades>1 of them was killed off after trying to teamkilldamn power levels are inconsistent as shit, even within the same book
>>748126770Yes.
>>748129061>power levels are inconsistent as shitthey always have been
>>748126963Were they wrong?
>>748126770the trannies in charge
>>748128390>a lot of what made Warhammers (both of them) appealing to people directly hurt the cash flow.???
>>748126770chaos and xenos obviously, only trannies and faggots think otherwise cause they relate with their mutilation
>>748128390>Trench Crusade which was meant to be ran more like the old Warhammer practically speedran the greedy company pipeline and fell into the same traps.TC got ruined by the insane autist who were forcing modern politics into a fantasy setting
>>748127418at least we can all agree the rebels are the bad guys there
>>748126770For the record, parasitism is the purest form of evil.Tyranids are the worst guys because they're the only ones that have no sustainable ecosystem. Even chaos can fashion some deus ex machina to keep things going as the warp bleeds in. Tyranids will just have rocks.
>>748126963makes you wonder whats the point of all this especially when the OP is probably the exact same for the previous 100 threads as well. ah well its a schizos world and I'm just a guest
>>748130920>only ones that have no sustainable ecosystemChaos is literally called "Ruinous Powers".They get their resources only from plunder,
>>748131342The warp is deus ex machina. You literally cannot compete with a timeless realm when it comes to sustainability.
>>748131441They're parasites who take their time not completely killing off their host (humanity). Tyrannids are parasites that kill off their host quickly, genestealer infiltration aside. That's the difference.
>>748131505>take their timeWhat time? The warp exists outside time. If they have issues they will just use time travel. They don't give a fuck about logistics and never will.
What is your opinion on Starforged merch, /v/?
>>748131771God does this section suck. I don't understand how sometimes you can drop the flamethrower entirely on the final section and those rat fuckers don't kill you.
>>748126770Everyone.
>>748126770Xenos
>>748126770Games Workshop
>>748131953>Games Workshop
>>748126770When BigE wakes up, is he gonna shit slam the Grey Knights first, or level every citizen for deifying him worse than Monarchia?
>>748127793>strangest part about the new fandom is everyone saying beastmen and mutants aren't actually innately evil and it's actually the Empire that makes them evil. Even when they don't live in it. It's all so tiresome.If I recall correctly, it was mainly an attempt at explaining why Tigermen can be "beast-men" without being evil rapeniggers. And it was the influence of Chaos that makes them evil, not the Empire
>>748127186>Rogue Traders are cooler than Space Marines.
>>748131342Warp entities only do what everyone else is thinking, the chaos gods would not exist at all if the hearts of men and xenos were not already filled with evil.With this in mind the Eldar are most evil as nobody in the previous billions of years of history managed to be so depraved they tore a hole in the fabric of reality.
>>748132000Strange. I see the rainbow flag split up into individual orientations and represented, but I see no marine representing the sexuality of the black and brown stripes. Is GW zesty-buckophobic?
>>748126770Everyone who isn't Imperium of Man.
>>748127352old world is better.Sigmar is sugma
>>748132000It our job to co-opt liberal satirical propaganda for our own uses. Take it at face value and ruin it for faggots.Imperium of Man are the good guysThe Enclave are the good guysHelldivers are the good guys
>>748126770All non-humans (that includes non-whites)
>>748126770The xenos, obviously, every single fucking alien and chaos god wants humanity dead or enslaved, and apparently, hating them in return is >Le bad
>>748127721Whatever is considered most beneficial to the Ethereals at the moment.
>>748126770The only good heroic character was Sanguinius, and for being the best boy he got incredibly brutalized, murdered, and his soul ripped into four pieces and eaten by the Chaos Gods.
>>748127280People give the human faction shit for hating aliens but the aliens fucking suck.
>>748126770Me.
>>748127186>>748132060ABELARDANNOUNCE ME
For me it's Flesh Tearers
>>748132000I'm bisexual and I don't understand the obsession with this flag-waving shit. You don't have to be an obnoxious bastard about who you'd rather fuck.
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>>748133142>and his soul ripped into four pieces and eaten by the Chaos Gods.nah, he's watching over Dante and making sure he never dies, no matter how much he begs for death.
>>748133445Ah I see you are quite popular with the ladies lord cumblood.
Thoughts? Did they cook? Since they're for armageddon, i'd say there's a 95% chance they're also DLC for the Total War game
>>748126989orkz and tyranids
The lore of 40k is very gnostic.Becuase the god creator of warhammer knows its evil.Games workshop is the demiurge in the 40k universe
>>748126989In the grim darkness of the future is no neutrality, only war.
>>748134570There's a section in Tzeentchs realm that holds the secrets he doesn't want to know. One of those secrets is that Games Workshop is the true master of the warp.
I'm building a deathwatch kill team in XCOM 2. Need 6 guys:>Sergeant >Shield guy>Heavy gun guy>Breecher/explosion guy>Sniper guyWho should I put in the last slot?
>>748126770The bad guys are anyone who's not human and who doesn't worship the emperor
>>748126770Its me. The straight white male. Im the bad guy of the setting.
>>748128390Gw was only good in the eighties, back when they made shit like Talisman, Dungeonquest, Heroquest, and the fighting fantasy books.
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>>748131771Worst part of Sm2, terrible mechanic.
>>748134290Genuinely kinda boring, to the point Id be more interested in seeing Salamander conversions.
Gonna dump this xcom 1 mod with excellent sprite work.
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>>748133445Noise marines are goofy. What's the game plan? Just rock out til spacetime collapses? Why even fight? Just shred in the eye of terror.
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>>748126770Dark Eldar and Chaos are the most evil factions.
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>>748137151>Update
>>748136807How is OpenXCOM? I see the threads in /vst/ and it looked pretty interesting. Are the mods worth it for someone who’s never played an XCOM before?
>>748126770The thirsting players who cause an eternity of carnage and slaughter and laugh because they're having fun
>>748137184Thats about it from me for now. Really cool mod, really recommend it.>>748137004They love the music so much they have to share it to everyone even if it tears the listeners apart.
>>748136198Fighting Fantasy gameplay was shit, the combat was ass and super simple and there were a shitton of instadeath decisions or even dead ends that you don't know about for about 10 minutes in, some are so anal that you need to follow the super specific pwth with the items you need in a certain order, to beat it, but the atmosphere and artwork was so good I couldn't stop replaying it. I wasted several thousands of hours with these fucking things.
>>748137213Honestly the mod can be difficult if you dont know what you are doing, space marine campaign is brutal just because getting power armor is difficult on the start and you start fighting high tier enemies at the start. If you want to give it a try I recommend starting as the imperial guard.
>>748137213OpenXCom is great but it is primarily aimed at people who played the original, so it may not end up being your thing and might struggle coming to grasps with the UI. That said if you do end up liking it there are some great mods for it.
>>748135069sword guy idk
>>748126770Chaos
>>748126963Objectively speaking, it's true
My first minisDid I do gud?
The imperium definitely sucks but idk still seems preferable to eternal torture and rape disease evil magic monster death faction
>>748137573Yeah they look cool
>>748127247>dies to cannonball fired by a 4 foot bara
>>748134290I'm genuinely surprised they didn't make them Primaris or abandon them for being unprimarisable.
>>748126770probably the cultists that worship evil death gods and want to kill and torture and rape everything in existence but that's just off the top of my head
>>748137573Thats pretty good yeah.
>>748127793>their new BossgirlShe leads Marauders, not WoC or Chaos as a whole. She's not the Everchosen. Fucking nogaemz faggot
Why are you doing this?
>>748137748Janny spam thread.
>>748137573>>>/tg/98706235
>>748137673If they were getting a full army release then yeah they would have gotten Primaris'd, but KT is the place where they just do single kit releases that don't necessarily need to be tied to a full army. So they get to do whatever and at the very least someone in the KT design team knows what they are doing or is just working through passion projects. Or just knows what will sell in droves.
>>748137337Literally my exact thoughts bro! I had so many of them and hated every moment of every one, yet I miss playing them so fucking much just because of the peak atmosphere and pure vibes alone.
Orks are the best faction and arguably the good guys. Simple as.
>>748129671He's using retard speak to say that the company in the business of selling product wasn't in the habit of making whatever plastic crack tickled peoples fancies as a one and done deal.
>>748137673Kill Team stuff gets special treatment.
I look into these threads sometimes to talk about 40k games but most of the time it's just /co/ niggers yapping about lore
>>748140493>/co/I mean /tg/
>>748140493There's not really much to talk about right now, there's a bunch of new games coming out soon-ish but we don't know enough about any of them to have substantial discussions. We do seem to be getting a romanceable kroot lady in Dark Hersey so that's cool
>>748134290I'm a newfag so I didn't know about them. I looked them up after and I can only see them as the Guy Fieri faction now.
>>748127186>bread is better than a apple
>>748126770Eldar, of course:>Chaos is still alive>Imperium is still alive>Necrons are still "alive">Dark Eldar are still alive>Orks are still alive>Tyranids are still alive>diminutive Jotunn or whatever are still aliveAnd under whose watch all this aliving is still taking place? That's right, it's the Eldar. Called Aelbarri now because they feel immense shame to use their honored true name while leaving all this filth alive.
>>748140743This is what happens when xenos attack flavortown
I still sometimes think about the fact that the Octarius war has been concluded and the Tyranids emerged victorious.
>>748137901>If they were getting a full army release then yeah they would have gotten Primaris'dBut they can't. They're the legion of the damned, the only space marines that don't need reinforcing because they're basically the ghost army from Lord of the Rings.
