GOTY is dropping in 2 hoursGet the fuck in here
oh god
How much for it?
>>748152203What exactly does it have that the web game doesn't already have?
>>748152203kinda nostalgic
>>748152309$70, all characters other than wheelchair guy are DLC sold for $15 a piece
>>748152379It has the game, like directly on your device.
>>748152409>SteamIt's rented, you can't play it without the client. Literally no different than the browser version. Actually, the browser version is easier to download and own.>like directly on your deviceDo you not know how browsers work?
>>748152532Just pirate it
OH MY LEG
IM NOT JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
>>748152532>It's rented, you can't play it without the clientDoes not apply to games without steamworks api embedded.
>>748152532You can't play your physicalslop games without the console either so ig they're rented too
where is it?
>>748153898Oh can you play your steam games without a PC?
>>748155687>Oh can you play your steam games without a PC?You will be able to do that sooner than you think.
>>748152203Is it a proper PC version or a port of the browser one
>>748152203>20 years later>still no new charactergrim
>>748152203oh shit what
>>748155687>>748156201You can already do that if you use shit like gamehub or gamenative
>>748157306Yeah but I mean like through an Steam app directly on your other, non-PC device.
>>748156201>>748157306>>748157386These are all PC, play them WITHOUT a PC
>>748157481They work on your phone
IT'S UP
https://totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.tjf?level_id=11082491Post levels
5 bucks well spent
% chance of servers violently exploding?
>>748152203>steam releasewhat’s the point?
so how standalone is it
>>748157481Holy esl
>been ten years since i made my accountI'm old
what is this riding style called?
>paid money for a flash game
>>748158245those are rookie numbers
>>748152379Am I going crazy or did the HTML5 version of the game run worse than the original game? I swear some of the more popular courses are now impossible because it somehow fucked up the speed.The Flash version caused my computer to scream at the time but it ran well.
>>748152203what this >>748152379 nigger said, is it at least a native windows port that won't lag like hell when there's more than 3 objects on screen simultaneously anyone know?
>>748158456I only pay money for RPGMaker and flash games
>>748158938most html5 stuff run like shit in its first couple of years while people already claimed flash is dead. It took like 5 years until the browser engines were ripe and people figured how to use html5
>>748159618Kino
>>748159618big if true
>>748157547Phone is a PC, show it without a PC
>>748159618I need to get on this
>>748159779>Phone is a PCRetard award
>>748160083>its not a PC cause I said sook champ
>>748159779What's not a pc and can run videogames?
>>748160551the cloud
>>748155687Valve doesn't own my PC, I can use it to play games from any online retailer, plus games I've pirated. Your console is only for playing officially purchased games, the DRM in the games won't let you play them on another console, and the DRM in your console won't let you play other games. You're doubly locked out. I swear consolefags get dumber every year.
>>748160687That's a pc though
>>748152203Hitting the iron while it's scathing, beat red hot.
>>748160703>Valve doesn't own my PCYeah, microsoft does
>>748160747you do know that you can install whatever OS you want on your computer right
>>748160713the p in pc is short for personal, which means owned locallythe cloud is not a pc
>>748160821Yeah it is, just not yours
>>748160810is a joke
>>748160849it's not, retard, supercomputers and server racks aren't pcs by objective definition
>>748160336>its a PC cause I said sook champ
>>748160974Yeah they are lol, just because you're too retarded to set one up doesn't mean they're not just pcs
>>748161040ok sorey didn't realize and 30iq esl was talking, i'll sit and listen
*brofist*
>>748161147>throws a bitchfit because he knows he lostThis was fun
>>748160881bitch
>>748152379You don't need flash/ruffle anymore
I still need an account for this shit? What's the point then?
>>748161224>mahaaaaaaa :D
>>748161225>wah wah i was just pretending to be retardedi know that's why i disengaged with a clean insult, easily winning
>>748161036Google it dumbfuck, literally says it is
Speaking of flash games, did anyone here ever play around with this coconut cart game? It was some weird advertising campaign about building carts out of coconut materials or something. You'd design a cart with a few pieces and then when you hit start, some coconuts would drop into your cart, and you'd have to ferry them over an obstacle course to the finish line without losing any coconuts. I spent so much time making ridiculous carts.
>>748160703PC autists are always so disingenuous, they act like you don't own something cause you can't do autistic shit on it
>>748161450>jewgle told me so it's true!LOL LMAO
>>748161571And whats your source champ, it came to you in a dream?
>happy wheels thread>nope its two autists shitflinging
>>748161628actually it's one retarded autistic cucksoletroon throwing shit at multiple people
TIMMY
>>748161952>TIMMY WE GOTTA KILL ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE AND SAVE THE WHITE RACEgeez toby a bit far for a youtube video?
>JB>Noob>Ok>Better>Good>WTF>Pro>Hacker>God>Chuck Norris
how's the performance? browser version is still dogshit after all these years
>>748152203I'm happy to give this dude 5 bucks for all the fun he gave me and all my classmates I introduced HW to back in middle school
Heard you talking shit.
>>748162134seems to be basically the same, chugs frequently
>>748162134Flash is locked to 30fps, this isn't
i never liked this game cuz it ran like ass
>>748162615This
>>748152203Great game.
>>748162909AAA wishes it could reach these levels
>create an account isn't workinglmao refunded
>>748163138Skill issue
>>74816275014 year olds are now mocking russia
>>748163138Holy shit, zoomers can't even make accounts? Our race is doomed...
>he isn't an mlg bottleflipperngmi
>>748155687YES, you fucking retard mongoloid cucksole cockmongler.
>>748163756That's some straight bullshit
>>748163756i like how all the platforms have ambiguously prestigious names because the dev has no clue exactly which is harder to get than another.
>>748163854have a go yourself.https://totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.tjf?level_id=10125523
>>748152203What took them forever
>>748152395It’s a free browser game, don’t help scammers.
>>748156408>>748157852looks like the game is just an electron app, you can access the levels even with a pirated copy
>>748164106it really is that easy.
>750k wishlists>couldn't even hit 3k playerswhat the fuck man
>>748165463not paying 5 euros for a browser game should've been 1 or 2
>>748165463Why is it even fucking paid
>>748165736cuz gayben asks for $100 to put your game in his store, even if it's f2p
>>7481523095 dollars
>>748165463I'll pick it up when I buy more games.
>Defiling Flash with your greedDisgusting. May Allah punish you for your wickedness
>>748161526Yes, you don't own something if you're only allowed to consume media on it and any form of customisation or deeper interaction is banned.
>>748161952Damn it
>all these underages not getting that the steam version is basically a donate button and the game is still free in the browser
>>748166921why should i donate to the dev?
>pay to play a free gamewhy?
>>748166978If you don't want to then don'tThe game continues to be free
>>748165463My wishlist is my piracy backlog
>5 dollarsdoes this at least have planned workshop support? or does it already have one built in like the flash version
>>748166416zutt zutt
>>748164330>5 bucks for thiskek
>>748163756
>>748167341>>748167341>>748167341This
>>748161507Dunno about that game, but you reminded me of another one that was posted on /f/ at some point, not so much of a game, you had a randomly generated car, sort of what's shown on that pic, driving across a randomly generated terrain. Of course I don't remember the name, but I spent a lot of time watching that thing.
