Apologize.
It was mediocre but not outright awful like hysterical shitposters wanted it to be.
>>748163969No.
>>748164061Do you normally make a habit of buying mediocre games intentionally though?
>>748163969op here my post was directed at the devs
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>>748164262I expected it to be at least decent.
I'm sorry you suck complete fucking ass you piece of shit trash game.
>>748163969I'm sorry for Retro for having to work with Namco's outdated garbage and Tanabe's incredible stupidity.
Tendies truly are the new snoys, if they unironically try to defend this shit
>>748164061Being mediocre after years of waiting, the hype, and the high expectations for this series is a big deal.
>>748164262Yeah, I see a game unfairly rated on metacritic and I go and buy it
>>748165696So you're a mindless consoomer that just laps up whatever slop that nintendo puts out.
>"the other NPCs sucked but Tokabi was cool">Ice Belt where Samus Aran, greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy, is forced by shitty writers to job to some basic wolves so she can be saved by this loser because millennial writers think cucking the hero to basic grunts is actually brave bold writing or some shit>having to find him in the big boring no-music desert near the end for the Teleporter Chip with absolutely no hint about where he is or what to look for, either out of sheer incompetence for proper conveyance or being intentionally and maliciously vague to waste the player's time/pad game time (this is the one time in the game that retard Myles could've been helpful when calling him to get a clue to a more specific spot or what exactly to look for but he just says "Just go find him, here's somewhere LOL")>three endgame upgrades are also tied to finding him in the desert so if you want a 100% run you have to find this idiot three more times again and listen to some boring story from his past I couldn't give a shit less about or some "How do you do fellow Hunter?" shtick, and then waste more time entering and leaving a dungeon/shrine to refresh his location>only AFTER all this boring "Where's Waldo?" gameplay does he bring his ass to Fury Green with the remaining NPCs, where he could've been from the beginning to save time but the game intentionally wastes your time by making you look for him in the desert 1-4x because "Heh, I'm a Hunter, so I have to isolate myself in a cruel harsh desert like some radical self-reliant Burning Man fag"Fuck Tokabi, fuck OP, and fuck this game
>>748165957Tokabi is so cool, ultimate pleb filter
>>748166836>l love talkative npcs in metroidKys druckmann. Go back to ruining TLOU.
>>748165957>cucking the hero to basic grunts is actually brave bold writing or some shitThat's something that's happened in media for a few millennia. Even the Bible does it. Why do you people always think everything in existence suddenly poofed into existence in the last twenty years?
>>748167241It doesnt belong in video games, that's why. It is the cuckoldry of gameplay.>you didnt actually do anything, you were saved by the writer's self insert, now get on your knees and thank them.
>>748167353Ah, you think you're personally being attacked and raped and farted on because the main character sometimes needs help. Did you lose your shit over Mario Odyssey because the only way Mario could do anything was because of Cappy's help?
>>748167192Hopefully the scanning in Prime 5 actually voices out the text, tired of having read shit. We got talking characters, give the scan a voice actor.
>>748167571False equivalence. Cappy is a tool you control. Tokabi is an npc that exists solely to humiliate you in cutscenes.
>>748165957I bet you cried when Emmi's showed up and Samus was forced into hiding. That invisibility ability raped you.
>>748167664Nope, Mario is cucked and helpless without an NPC to save his ass, just like Samus.
>>748163969No, it was shit then and it's still shit now.
>>748167791>the moment a tendie sees criticism, he immediatey shits his diaper and goes full on schizo
Does Samus strip for me if I beat the game fast enough?
>>748168183>Tokabi: NPC>Cappy: NPC>You: THEY ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY THE SAME, I SAY THIS BECAUSE SAMUS IS MY WAIFU AND I'M BEING PERSONALLY ATTACKED BY HER NEEDING TO BE SAVED BY AN NPC!!!Okay, we'll use a better example: Samus needed her ass saved by the infant Metroid after Mother Brain default danced on her face. Did you fly into a rage at that?
>>748168475>Samus needed her ass saved by the infant Metroid after Mother Brain default danced on her face. Did you fly into a rage at that?Actually yes, i did. Far more fitting example, ruined the entire final fight.
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>>748167241>>748167706Nice false equivalence slop defenders because the difference in Dread, which was a much better game that I actually enjoyed, was that the EMMIs were advertised from the beginning as being extremely powerful and impervious to her normal weaponry and they were plot-relevant and effectively secondary antagonists behind Raven Beak so there was no surprise or objection to her having to run/hide from them, as opposed to regular basic wolves. This is like defending Mario jobbing to a Goomba instead of being bested by Bowser.
>>748168634Hi ACfag.
>>748168848Who said you could reply to me, you slop lover?
>>748168634yeah, the best Metroid game in the series is, slightly, worse? now. you're a joke
>>748169047Thats what you guys said about Ocarina of time, but the moment a remake was announced, suddenly the original became unplayable dogshit.
>>748165885nta and he might be a slop eaterbut i will occasionally play or consume media that is widely regarded as substandard to evaluate it myselfmostly what i discover is that i have shit taste and end up liking things despite the (oft valid) problems people had it
>>748163969If it has foreskin helmets, then it is shit. This was true for Dead Space 2, this was true for Other M, this was true for Prime 4, this will continue to be true for all media in existence.It was a novelty one time in Iron Man, but it should have died there, it has ruined almost 2 decades of media by allowing companies to bait-and-switch with cool helmets and then pop up facescanned goons anyway for 90% of the runtime.
Nope, Millennial humor is an instant hard pass
>>748163969It's a great game just too linear. The fag at the start barely has a part in the game and there is at least 3x less needless mic chatter than MP3 which is a breath of fresh air. I played through the entire trilogy before starting 4 and gunplay is top notch, the platforming is above average, the level pathing is meh, the level design is good and the chatter is average (easily not the worst, which is objectively 3). I've always been bigger on the 2D Metroids though. Hyped for Hungy.
>>748169267>that anon might be gay but..>look I'm into gay shit too.
>>748163969Apologize?Don't have to.Always have loved Prime 4.Always will love Prime 4.
>>748169693True, MP4 is definitely better than MP3. It might not be better than MP1, and it is in no way better than MP2, the best one. It's a pretty good game.
>>748163969I'm sorry you got in over your head, but no amount of ego of vanity or manipulation is going to change the past. Stop clinging to what once was and move on or forever be lost as you watch your empire crumble around you.
>>748169693>gunplay is top notch,You're kidding, the weapons are peashooters and there's like two enemies recycled the whole game
>>748168641This is the EXACT moment I quit the game. I didn't even plan on quitting, but I just never went back to it because there was nothing to look forward to anymore.
>>748170349You didn't beat the game, clearly.
>>748170349lol filtered, you aim for weapon points, it hits like a truck, you turn in green crystals, it hits like a truck
>>748170274dude, it's just a decent little gameit didn't stomp your puppy into mush
>>748165424>Tendies truly are the new snoys, if they unironically try to defend this shitStay mad.
>>748169693>>748170062>>748170131>>748170721You shills make me sick.
>>748170775>cutscenesVersus>more cutscenesTendies and snoys are truly one and the same.
>Stay mad.
>>748170832You're shilling the game, too.>>748170898Sixteen years, dude. Sixteen years.
>>748170832>You shills make me sick.We make you sick?Nonono.YOU make US sick.You are a predator, eric.The archives don't lie.
>>748170434It's even worse than you think. It's a fucking linear segment and they felt the need to have this nigger talking at you
>>748170941>my NO U will certainly defeat you and allow me to claim victory in this internet slap fight!
>my NO U will certainly defeat you and allow me to claim victory in this internet slap fight!
>>748170980What the fuck is this schizo shit
>>748170832>CODE RED FREE THINKER>GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT>SHILLS SHILL SHILLSYou people are clowns, honk honk.
>>748170898The cutscenes in the latest Nintendo games are usually a total of 90-120 minutes long when you put them together, kind of like a feature film.And they tell stories about the most celebrated gaming characters in gaming history that are loved by billions for generations around the world.Plus, the games they are in have dozens upon dozens of hours of the most engaging and intelligent gameplay that is as engaging and intelligent as it comes.You don't get that with sony.We've seen what wolverine gives gamers.Nothing.
>can't even respond directly to anyone
>>748171062>worshipping a multi billion dollar corporation, alongside 100 million other people, makes me a free thinker
>>748171323You're saying all gamers are not free thinkers? Or that Sony and Micrsoft players despise their companies?
>>748171276>The story of these games cant be told through the gameplay, because the gameplay is terrible>that is why we have to have hours of cutscenes, you chudI see....
>>748163969For what? Not buying a blatantly shit game? Ravenous shits all over this and it isn’t even out yet lmao
>>748171376Your average modern gamer is an npc, yes.
>>748171276You just enjoy movie game slopJust admit it instead of coping like a pussy lol
>>748170775>>748171276Pathetic consolewar shill.
Reminder that games have been movies since 1987, because in the original Metroid you had to sit and watch Samus materialize in when you start the game and then sit and watch while Mother Brain slowly disappears.
>>748171590Holy fuck, Beyond didn't get the Nintendo bonus?!
>>748171598>games have always been bad>so let us make games even worse!
>>748163969>Apologize.For what? It's shit. It's fucking SHIT.
>>748171884Funny how you never thought that or cared until one single game shattered your brain, one that happened to have your waifu in it who you also hate and wish was either a man or a machine.
>>748163969sorry for playing the best buy demo, convinced me that the game was gonna be dogshit
>>748170775Holy fucken based.Can't wait to watch this board seethe when the luxury edition of the GOAT arrives exclusive to Nintendo fans.
>>748172045>realize thing is bad>actively campaign against it>"NOOOOOOOO"
We all love Nora here, don't we?
