>credits roll>and THANK YOU, the player
PIGGY !
>>748219679STOP MOCKING ME WITH PIG PICTURES
>>748219679>And FUCK YOU, the player
I like on Astrobot when they made the Thank You! message interactive
>>748219759
>>748219679I look like this.
>>748219808why did he do it?
>>748219679>>748219808*SLEGDEHAMMER TO HEAD*OINK OINK!
Muslims are right.Pigs have a human like soul behind their eyes and we shouldn't kill and eat them.
>>748219679>>748219808>>748219867Cute pige :)
>credits roll >and a special thanks to Anon>the devs dox you and show your credit card information
>>748220004>post credits scene is a live camera feed from behind you
>>748220045>Makes me realize how fucking fat I amI gotta get my act together
>>748219808kek based piggy>>748220004>>748220045KEEEEK
>>748220004>>748220045>fake credits sequence names you and tells you to kill yourself Lost in Vivo was whack.
>>748219906Why?
>>748220004>>748220045>credits end with exact date and hour of your death
>>748219679>and thank YOU, the player
>>748220045https://youtu.be/TdAb2q-erNE?t=8
>>748220045>post credits scene is a footage of you growing up recorded throughout the years from hidden cameras (even has a clip of you jerking off with a caption "I love watching you play :D")
>>748219906found the brown
>>748219906Don't do that. I know you don't want to do that.
>100% game>game tells you to touch grass
thank god i never finish my games unless it's a JRPG with a good plot and i really need to know the final plot twist (Xeno 2 or Tales of Arise comes to mind) even if i fucking hate the shitty gameplay
>>748220598>game makes you delete your entire save file after you get 100%
>>748219679>>748219808Very cute, but unfortunately very tasty
>>748219679Reminder mudslimes are scared of these animals
>>748219679>everyone keeps saying how intelligent pigs are>they are actually violent retards at worst and fat dumb dogs at bestThank God I'm allowed to eat these fuckers
>>748220598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuYUoLM8BNA
>>748220372I had to get it on man. He was making a move, I had to get it on
>>748220730Isn't there some poetic beauty that a pig can be enjoyed through it's entire cycle of life?
>>748219679ahemP I G G E R S
>>748220746>We don't eat pigs, you don't eat pigs>It seems it's been that way forever>So if we don't eat pigs, and you don't eat pigs>Why not, not eat pigs together?
>>748220865ayo, that's our wordyou can say pigga
>>748219679>not being in the credits by name
>>748219917>Pigs have a human like soul behind their eyes and we shouldn't kill and eat themThat's true for all mammals. People shouldn't eat meat at all
>>748219759What is with this new schizo? What's the qrd?
>>748219679>game ends>credits roll>and....>screen deliberately turned black, reflecting your face on the monitor>"you"it made trannies mad
>>748220692>developer corrupts you save file right before you save
>>748220948Why are black bears such wimpy dorks? I bet you could domesticate them once they're intimidated enough.
>>748221170They are too dorky and lazy for domestication.
>>748220598Unironically, the credits for We <3 Katamari tells you to go play outsidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SL6B_S28bUhttps://katamaripedia.miraheze.org/wiki/A_Song_for_the_King_of_Kings#English
>>748220973>game is an unfinished piece of shit>credits roll>they put your name in there under "beta tester"
>>748220451>heh found the le brown>*eats triple bacon cheeseburger*
>>748221450>game is an unfinished piece of shit>credits roll>they put your name in there under "main developer"
>>748219679hey das me!
>>748220317I believe in you, try going out for morning walks to burn more calories every day. I just saw this bunny outside.
>>748220425I dont remember this game
>>748220045Super Hot
>>748220598There's a world at war achievement that said something similar, i think it said "go get some sun" if you got max prestige
>>748219679>credits roll>[username] as [main_character]
>>748219679>credits roll>and THANK YOU, the player>but you pirated the game
>>748221057imagine having a glossy screen lmao
>>748220598Sly 2 tells you to go outside after simply beating the game
>>748220598The SpongeBob Movie game does this.
Pigs are so funny bros... Why do they have to taste so delicious T_T
>thank you, player, for not sleeping on us
>Credits roll>They do not even mention or thank you for playing the game>In fact, all the way through out the entire game, you existence inside it is barely even needed or acknowledged>Except for a single NPC, who appreciates what you did.
>>748220746They should be. Never trust a man with a pig farm errol.
>>748220004Oh no :(
>>748222234Name 45 games
Piggers are kinda funny but their eyes creep me the fuck out
>>748219679>And a very special thanks from the team to Your Mother
>"And no thanks to YOU for pirating our game">lists your hostname, IP address, geolocation, torrent client, location of pirated files, and feed from your webcam
good thing I find pork disgusting because I wouldn't be able to live with such guilt
>>748219867Pigs aren't cute, reminds me of a bat
>>748222473But bats are cute, too
>>748222567Fruit bats maybe. Vampire? Not so much
About to eat me a big ol slab of 'con this morning
>>748221170They aren’t built for these streets
>>748222567>>748222647
>>748219679>credits roll>and Fuck YOU, the chump
>>748219679>game makes you play as a russian person
>>748219679M-me?!
>>748220692This literally never happens. Name games that did it besides Nier automata and undertale
>>748222863>banishes the Bogdanovs to the afterlifeWhat is the source of his power?
>>748222895Nier Replicant
>>748223019cool so nier again so yeah no games do this
>>748222895>this literally never happens, here are two exmaplesanyways, INDIKA wipes your progress too
>>748222895>>748223051>literally no games do this>lists games that do itWhat did anon mean by this?
>>748222234Usogui is so fucking good.
>>748223078>exmaplesexamples*, they are not formerly trees
>>748223102Nier and Nier is not a valid answer. Also that anon was wrong about undertale it does the opposite of wipe your save, it asks you to leave the save alone and NOT wipe it to play again
>>748219679>physint credit rolls>and a very special thanks to me, hideo kojima
>>748221170Like most apex predators, they're very risk averse. One injury can damage their ability to get food, so they avoid pointless fights. Main exceptions are tigers who are just angry murder machines, and polar bears who can't really afford to be picky.
>>748220598>CoD: World at War>Go Get Some Sun achievement/trophy>"You achieved the highest level in the game. Time to go outside and find some things to do..."You had to reach max prestige to unlock a whopping 0 gamescore/bronze trophy
>game ends on a cliffhanger and asks you to buy the DLC to get the true ending
>>748221018That's right goy don't eat meat never eat meat meat is for chosen people only
>>748222895Minishoot Adventures
>>748223271It's pronounced fijinto.
>>748223271>entire credits is just Hideo Kojima>Special Thanks: Kojima Hideo
>game reaches into your appdata and my documents folder and makes fun of your most played game
>>748223742what the fuck. that's mortal shell 2, I just finished NG+ on it and I never saw that. Where the fuck was that tablet? I'm curious if it will scan my porn games
>>748221039it's a long story >>747849848
>>748223742the title of mount and blade deserves a ™ at the end
>>748223271>I invented CREDITS
>>748223376>"B-B-BUT MUH GRIZZLY BEARS"Every time I bring up how dangerous Polar bears truly are, that's always the response. If you're spotted by a Polar bear (for whatever reason) you WILL die. Food is scarce in the Artic and it's going to eat you. With a Grizzly you can at least play dead and pray it doesn't have cubs or feel threatened by you.
>and thank me, the developer
>>748223742>expect the text to snag rimworld or rocket league playtime>game reads your mind and knows you played thousands of hours of starcraft decades ago
>credits roll>they're on a roll
>>748223423Genuinely why do they do this? Do they really have to force the animal to suffer like this instead of putting it out of its misery before they feed it to the snake?>b-but natureIf it were nature then the prey would have a chance to escape, forcing it into a situation like this is the opposite of nature
>start youtube video>"HELLO YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGERS!"
>>748224068pet snakes can be surprisingly picky eaters and won't touch dead prey
>>748223423>>748224068Reptilefags, especially snaketrannies, are subhumans
>>748223819it's after you defeat all penultimate bosses and you enter some sort of sub area towards the final boss. It's in the area where you have to open a bunch of chests manually until it drives you crazy and you leave
>>748224163Would they rather starve? You eat what I feed you, you little shit. I'm the mammal, I'M in charge.This is my jungle, bitch.
>>748224187>It's in the area where you have to open a bunch of chests manually until it drives you crazy and you leaveFUCK. I knew I should have explored that area more thoroughly. Guess it's time for NG++
>>748224068animals are picky eaters and some snakes will refuse food unless it's livei know an owner who warmed up his dead mice for his snake
>>748223884Grizzlies also do fake charges. Far as I know, Polar bears don't, which tells you all you need to know
>credits roll>you still have control of your character(s)>IT’S ACTUALLY THE FINAL BOSS FIGHT
>>748224242>would they rather starveyes, unironically
>>748224242Yeah, they would rather starve than eat carrion.
>>748219679>credits roll>credits roll again>and again>and againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAHhgOs2ebw
>>748222234one man...no.. two men
>>748224297>>748224306Well, my mistake. Here's your live animal, you sick fuck.
>>748224286Only game I know that does this is DKC with the fakeout credits
>>748224252>tfw young me tried to heat up a mice in the microwaveturns out their eyes burst
>>748224169Snaketrannies are complete reprobates, yes, however snakes are pure evil and cannot eat food unless they feel the life drain from their prey.they're also retarded, which is why you can some times just warm some dead pinkie mice up and feed them that way. Usually they can taste the lack of pain though, and will spit it back up.
>>748219679>the actual outro cutscene is locked behind 30 minute long unskippable credits
>>748221450That is every modern game on launch.
>>748224439The way she cranes her neck out gets me every time.
>>748221450
>>748223143You don't get to chose how they identify
>Credits roll>Turns off the monitor leaving you to stare at your reflection in the black screen
>>748221667Isn't that a hare?
>>748223376I'd probably throw crocodiles on that list too. They just don't give a fuck. If they see you they're fucking your shit up just cause. It's funny because I just seen some article about recent bear attacks and how they're becoming more and more brazen because of a drought out in Colorado. Some chick almost got her stomach slashed to shit because a bear came in through her window and swiped at her but apparently she sleeps with a fuck ton of comforters so it protected her. Still wild as fuck though to think a bear could just tap dance into your house like that and there is mostly nothing you can do about it.
>credits role>reach the end>these weren't credits.. it's a list of names on their hit list of everyone who criticized their game
>>748224101>Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Niggers are human... Or are they?
>>748223960>your dad has been using the PC>"You've clocked over a billion hours in Solitaire"
>>748224068aside from all the things mentioned before, it's also good hunting simulation and exercise for them since they don't get a whole lot of action in their containers
>>748224439I could make that parking in my fucking sleep holy shit women lol
>>748225297>dad uses on your pc for while since his work laptop 'broke'>"You've been playing a lot of School Girl Cum Party 4 lately aren't you?"
>Credits roll>Development babies>Like 500 chinese/indian names>"And the biggest baby... You!"Fuck this game
>>748219896Who was gonna stop him? You? Don't make me laugh.
>>748220425Name five. I'll wait.
>>748221516At least i CAN do that. I've even got a working toilet waiting to blast it back in to>>748221516
>>748219773name NO games that do this
>>748220598>beat game>it hangs on the end screen >only way to go back is to reset the console>no way to actually save after the credit rollWhy was this such a common thing
>>748219679>more soulful eyes than the majority of humansGrim.
>>748226336Ok, I won't.
>>748221170Most predators don't really expect anything to fight back against them. Black bears are small enough that just about anything will scare them off of it engages them. Mustelids are like the only thing smaller that will absolutely fight back and sometimes engage first. There's a video of a badger attacking an elephant. The elephant steps on it and it keeps trying to attack.
>>748219917I thought they didn't eat them because they consider them unclean.
>>748226720Like they have any room to talk
>>748219759pigtures
>>748220004>>748220374nigga that's nuts
>>748226720Real. They see pigs as walking garbage disposals, so all the dudes trying to epically own browns by eating pork just make themselves look retard. Only advanced racists know this though
>>748221237
>>748226720it's because pigs are a low value animal. all they provide is meat while other cattle like goats provide milk, meat, and fur
>>748227038Still more valuable than a muslim.
>>748224439Almost as bad as the lady who keeps going from gas pump to gas pump because she parked on the wrong side.
>>748224392Thanks brudda
>>748223742>game reaches into your steamapps folder and creates weapons/attacks based on the games within
>>748219679What does it have to do with ukrainians?
>>748226876>>748226720Those societies historically and culturally didn't eat pigs because unlike cows, goats, sheep and chickens, pigs loved to live in filth AND ate filth. They are among one of the only known livestock who can persist eating their own shit as well as eating slop left overs. They are by all accounts a filthy animal. Since since the belief of you are what you eat do hold some grain of truth in these societies, eating pigs must mean that your self live like a pig.
Why are /an/ threads best on every board but /an/?
>>748223271>Special Thanks: Yougame PlayermanT-thanks kojima...
>>748224408are you a sociopath why would you do thatI have bad memory due to trauma but apparently one time as a kid i found a rat at school and put it in my backpack and brought it home and kept it as a pet and then it escaped and died when someone saw it in the toilet and flushed. i have zero memory of this and i dont even remember the house we apparently lived in when this happened but all my family assures me that I grabbed a rat at school and brought it home
>>748223586But its written as phyisnt
>>748227605also abrahamic faith considers the human body the temple of God, so ingesting something as filthy as pork, in their eyes, means you are offering filth to God and your soul.
>>748219679Piggue
>>748228121Because /an/ hates animals
>>748219808It's pretty fucked up that we torture and eat animals that are THIS intelligent.
>>748228630The only animal I feel bad when I eat it is octopus. Yes, pigs are smart but if you let them roam free they turn into feral beasts, so fuck those delicious dudes.
>>748223423Total snaketranny death
>>748228121I find it hard to imagine the kind of person that would frequent /an/
>>748228739Why feel bad for octopus when they only have like a 4 year lifespan and don't show any signs of having the capability of love and joy that mammals have?
>>748228925People with a soul. So not you chinkjeet
>>748227509Is that from the Last Command DLC? Pretty cool, I wonder how many games they have unique patterns for
>>748229070You would think so, but the majority of animal hating and abusing schizos on this site hang out there
>>748228969Because they're smart as fuck. Just like crows and ravens. Ain't eating em.
>>748220004at least now you will have friends..
>>748224709correct
>>748224746They're coming for your pop-tarts and doritos. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
>tranimal thread
>>748228969>don't show any signs of having the capability of love and joy that mammals have?They look a little weird to us, but they can be extremely expressive.
>>748230056there is
>>748230268Hank's a veteran, she'll be through your cupboards and vanished into the night before you even know she's there
>>748230027OUT FUCKING PLAYED!WHAT A GAMER!
>>748228969>>748230180https://youtu.be/mnZ9wF-Bv1w&t=117
>>748223824esoteric knowledge or schizophrenic ramblings?
>>748230638Little of column A, bit of column B
>>748230056Nah I live in one of the biggest cities in the world so I'd never have to worry about a fucking bear coming in and attacking me. I'm more likely to die to terrorists or struck by lightning than a bear/wild animal attack.
>>748230586>still playing Pill Bottle in the current year Some "intelligence" he got
>>748230056Bears are jannies?
>>748228121Some threads are alright
>>748223884>>748224746Can add hippos too. Huge fat dicks they are.
name one game
>>748228129I will think I can't enjoy innocent things anymore then find myself crackling at posts like this. Thanks anon
>>748221170They actually would be a good case for domesticstion. They already seek out people, don't mind scavenging, and have relatively gentle temperaments. There's little reason to train them for any kind of work though, so people probably never gave it much effort the way we did with horses or dogs.
>makes browns seetheHow does he do it?
>>748231775>moisturized, in my lane, flourishing
>>748219917That's not why Muslims refuse to eat meat.They do not eat it because culturally it is viewed as filthy.See, Pork is a meat which spoils very quickly in warm climates and its not like they could chuck it in a freezer back in the day.So, essentially their theological revulsion is rooted in the pragmatism of their ancient past.Many such cases.
>>748219679>thank you to 2000 backers>and special thank you to goldberg shlomostein who is worth more than all you goyim
>>748223271>director: Hideo Kojima>producer: Hideo Kojima>lead writer: Hideo Kojima>supporting writer: Hideo Kojima>composer: Hideo Kojima>lead programmer: Hideo Kojima>QA tester: Hideo Kojima>published by Kojima Productions: a Hideo Kojima studio>and a special thanks to Hideo Kojima's biggest fan, Hideo Kojima
>>748219679>credits roll>and THANK YOU, the player>mfw I pirated the game
>>748232239>kojima upon beating the game
>>748232414He thanked the player, not the purchaser. Don't feel shame matey.
>Credits roll>This game is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan
>>748230027>didn't counter with a wheelie big mistake playa
>>748231043Hey, at least he's not a gacha gamer.
>>748224678
I want a minipig bros...
>>748233663They get bigger, they're temperamental little fucks, and they shed a shitload of annoying ass bristles once a yearStill appreciate mine though
>beaver enemy >DAM YOU
>>748220598The Lost World: Jurrasic Park game had Jeff do exactly that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuYUoLM8BNAAnd Takeshi Kitano's: Takeshi's Challenge (the game, not the show) after trolling you the entire game says "Go outside."
>credits roll>and very special thank you toSWEET JESUS FUCK WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!?!?!
>>748219679Pige
>>748224242I think its some protection against sick prey
>100% The game>after credits, save status 101%>105% its the real ending
>games add french keyboard to windows
>>748233743How many years has it been since you got one anon? any tips?
>Credits Roll>Final boss makes it fuck off>Now you have to fight himDonkey Kong was cool for that.
>romance female character>cheat on her with another character>achievement unlocked "Heartbreaker"
>>748235135But that's not where his eyes are
>>748225458who cares? they're reptiles. choosing to torture a significantly more intelligent creature to indulge the comfort of your scaly pet rock is deranged.
>>748222318>but their eyes creep me the fuck out
Been a long time since I see a random /an/ thread
>>748230027>rules of nature
>>748235682Probably because they have a soul
>>748220338Wait I dropped kino?
me when I can't want to play bideogames
>credits roll>90% indians
>>748236529haiyai!
>>748235586>>748224392>>748227382You can take your false water cobra to a waterpark when no one is around.
>>748236552You didn't complain when they were a bunch of koreans.
>>748226802
>>748219679why is my food smiling at me
If cute why tastyIf AAA why shitI don't have enough videogame metaphors for this feeling.
>>748236529>he's fast
>>748219679
>>748235861More like they appear to have no soul. literally straight from the abyss
>>748219808>gets caught playing, Looks upset damn.. hits too close to home
>>748224101>play Diablo II>join a multiplayer game to quickly scale up to nightmare>Only player on the server is a bot programmed to run bosses on hell mode>Has canned statements preprogrammed >"SUP NIGGERS! FOLLOW ME AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO BAAL!">One Shots every boss and waits for you to clear out the lootshit was so funny
>>748224439>games final rank is time based >credits are almost 30 mins long
>>748220004Truth-acorn.
>>748237525the snack that smiles back
>last level is an unwinnable fight against an endless horde of enemies>credits start rolling as you're fighting them>character dies but the credits keep going
>>748219773>Mass effect 3
>>748219808What did he mean by this?
>>748219679>die in tutorial>credits roll
>>748226194MarathonHighguardHyenasConcordFallout: new vegas
>Credits starts rolling>only watch it if it's still during the game cinematic but the camera is slowly panning out>if it fades to black I instantly press every button if that doesnt work I alt+f4 the game
>>748238529This is pretty close to how Dawn of The Dead 2004 ended
Sleep tight pigger
I want a megapig bros...
>>748220598Mega bonk, literally
>>748227567
>>748240001That ain't no pig now that a HOG
>>748239842
>>748240762Bröther, hogs are big pigs, those aren't scientific terms.
>>748224439>the hug at the end
>>748219679Th-Thanks.
>>748222234Nomad SoulSoul
>>748224439>she drives away at the end instead of just giving the lady more space to work withFuckin' hilarious.It astounds me that this chick managed to get her license in the first place. Learning to parallel park was mandatory to get mine
>enemy can consume items left on the field to restore health
>enemy flees at low health
>>748242705H-he's fast!
>>748242321>Learning to parallel park was mandatory to get mineSame for me but I've never done it since. I also only reverse-parked between two cars once in my life so far.
>>748242829I've seen faster
>>748220730Same with cows.
>>748239343>gigachadding your own dogshit greentext to appear basedPathetic.
>>748224169All animals are nice and good. It's the human owners that are absolute fucking niggers.
>>748243397Except bulldogs and chihuahuas. Those were a mistake.
>>748223535god I love that game so much
>>748229083yep. the games list was full of "soulslikes" and other difficult games like sekiro, dark souls, momodora, undertale etc. was a nice callback to that line from calculation virus where he said that last command having difficulty options in the era of soulslike was an anomaly kek
>>748231073That was a good thread. I think I saved just about everything.
>>748230027Usagi Yojimbo is that you?
>>748232114that's actually bullshit pig meat was very popular in ancient Mesopotamia and and pigs where bred all around Africa and the middle east the true reason why mudslimes and kikes don't eat pork is very dumb one it comes from Isrealites trying to distance themselves the Judeans and Philistines whom culturally ate a lot of pork from tribal reasons stuff like that is al over the Torah, is very very dumb and mudlslimes just copying Jews
>>748230165>rich coming from aquajeet
>open the game>HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRE :)
>>748244790I never put my actual birthday in games because I'm paranoid.
>>748225605>could make that parkingProbably Rajeesh, the only job you can get it as an uber ears driver where you constantly have to grapple with your desire to send any customer with a woman's name a creepy text and making 17 CAD a day to keep your spot in the roach box you live in.
>>748245261Harsh but likely accurate
>>748244790>>748245146>open game>"Happy Birthday!">game never asked for birthday input
>>748219679>>748219808why do i get this guttural feeling that pigs are deeply connected to humans
>>748246345>Special thanks to NSA
>>748240001the braps must be biblical
>>748233743Are you going to eat him when he dies?
>>748223884>>748223376They're on a different level because they're like 20 feet tall
Why is pork so delicious guys... It's not fair...
>>748247827It's why I can understand historical stories like Darwin and crew eating tons of tortoises because they were just too delicious. As cute and lovable as pigs are they're just too fucking tasty. It's also helped by the fact that they turn into massive assholes when they're loose in the wild
>>748244790>have an uncommon spelling of a common name>game never greeted me by name :(
>>748220004>>748220045kek
>jannies deleted the other /an/ threadIt’s like there’s one faggot who doesn’t like animals and is the only one with the big enough stick up his ass to delete it, thread was up for like 5 hours
>>748240001>Thy Oats Consumed.
>>748247804It must basically be rough living in an environment where there's literally nothing else to smell around for dozens of miles but tinned human and -not- try and work out how to open the tin.
>>748250106Don't worry, this one will get deleted too.
>>748222863Can't believe putin sent this kid to get blown up by a drone in some ukrainian beet field
>>748240001That's not a pig, that's the average fat Southern American, or at least it was a few years back, now all Americans look like this.
>>748235682>tfw a literal pig has better eyelashes than me
>>748220415I love it.
>>748228630And with comically cruel methods and conditions, all to save just a little bit more cash baby
/van/ thread? In this economy?
>>748222895Binding of Isaac because there is no point in playing after you unlocking everything except playing from new save again till you get tripple death god
>>748242829*H-he's fat!ftfy
>>748231734I thought about it, but apparently they need like 10 lbs of food a day. Unless you're an oil baron good luck keeping one fed.You can probably leave it food a la yogi bear though and have a parasocial relationship that way.
>>748232239
>>748220004is this the 'just do it!' squirrel?
>>748220730I actually don't enjoy pork at all. Not a Muslim or jew I just think beef and chicken are superior.
>offtopic shit>300 post and 100 images omitted
>>748224439Lel at the way ahe does the foot step count. Personally I hate parallel parking but in a less public area like that its a lot less stressful than the usual PP on some busy urban area
>>748244128lmao the esl is right, but for some reason anything that can be used in a sexual context tends to drift towards that connotation to the point where it becomes the dominant meaning. Molest, fetish, and bondage are a few more of such words.
>>748223423>Inhumanly sacrifice an innocent piglet for a dumb fucking reptile that is unable to feel anything resembling emotion just so you can be a quirk chungus snake ownerThis genuinely angers me.
>>748228630They would be extinct if we didnt
>>748228630animals would eat us too, they just can't consistently get to us like they used to be able to thousands of years ago
>>748227038Pig leather is great tho? Plus they can dig out truffles and aren't picky eaters, what's not to love?
>>748219759Anon, I think you're really cute and I think it's admirable how much you stick up for your beliefs.
>>748219679>pirate game>game opens with "thank you for purchasing"
>>748241006kino...
>production babies:>one kid>girl who cheated on one of the devs
>>748231420Hippos have tough hides so they can afford to be assholes.
>>748235861what if that's why jews don't eat them?
>>748222647Fruit bats are cute enough to make up for vampire bats ugliness.
>>748219808>>748219679
>>748253316Not the worst way to go
>>748253593So this is how chocolate milk is made huh.
>>748224169I've known a few snake/reptile people. All weird.
>credits roll>special thanks section>"YOU the player!"I love when games do this
>credits roll
>>748253593This is how they stop sheep from getting infected with fleas. It looks a lot worse than it is.
>>748251479Cry harder wannabe Janny
>>748254120Yeah right, that's what they said the Zyklon B was for in Auschwitz and we all know what really happened there
>>748252323How smart is a gorila compared to a human? It moves like a person.
>and thank you, SKIDROWth-thanks.
>>748252323>Yeah i know wooden doors couldn't hold back the gas>But they wouldn't lie about it, would they?
>teammate has uses outside of combat
>>748226424>beat game>hangs on "THANK YOU FOR PLAYING">if you wait long enough, it changes to a message telling you to turn off the game already>If you wait even longer, it asks you if you found LOVE in the game
>>748255528What about "Thank you so much for playin' ma game-a"?
>>748254313Yeah, a bunch of kids mysteriously contracted syphilis. Like, how does a kid get an STD? Fucking crazy.
>>748253316>When you get loaded into the mech to battle aliens & deep down you know you're not going to make it
>>748254313well it did get rid of the fleas so...
>>748228240>someone "saw" it in the toilet and flushedI highly doubt unless that toilet lid was normally up lmao
>>748253593wtf
>>748252323gorillas seem like they have a lot of potential intelligence up in that head of theirs and they just don't know how to get it out and about
>>748254419Kek
>>748253742
>>748245261>"uber ears"And a "do not redeem" to you too Pranjesh.
>>748253316Ha ha, where's this funny fella going?
>>748250769>there is no point in playing after you unlocking everythingits called having fun
>>748256003>>748257130>you know you're not going to make it
>game has surprise after credits scene
>>748222567Fuck bats. I had to get my rabies shot because of them.
>game has secret level
>>748220598The tony hawk games did this made my fatass seethe.
>>748230027Palworld 2 looking crazy
>>748254120Brother that was a long 10 seconds and then the video cuts, I'd be panicking and swallowing water
>>748257325>>748257198saaar vely cool ai video saaaar
>>748236529it really needs soundhttps://youtu.be/gJNEppl-O3o
>>748247804tadaima!
>>748219679what a tasty looking smile mm yum yum. Bacon
>>748257990They use that oxygenated, breathable water that gets used in diving suits so the pressure doesnt crush your lungs
>>748255064>Turns to the screen>"It's a living."
>>748257990The solution has elevated oxygen levels and the sheep will never drown. >t.farmer
>>748228630How is that intelligent?
>>748227038Yet they fuck farm animals
>>748252323>pirate game>"by the way, if you like our game, buy it or die."
>game forces you to stop playing after 32 minutes and 25 seconds of consecutive play
>>748221170you COULD domesticate bearsthe main problem with them specifically is hibernation, makes it way too jankyalso they need a fucking lot of food and it has to be meat
in 1991 i told myself i would stop playing games when they got pig physics
>>748230027lost hard
>>748219679>city boys don't know about the horror of people and pets falling into pig troughs and pens getting literally eaten alive by their heckin cute piggerinos
>>748236529>rubberbanding lets enemies immediately catch up to you regardless of your speed
>>748258757Wait, they actually stick a tube in your vein. That's brutal.
>>748229135Kek
>>748258757>retards will believe this
>>748256997hehe
If they didn't stink so much and could control their bowels I would have a pet pig. They're smarter and less energetic than dogs.You could just cuddle up to it and wath tv without it constantly treading on your fucking balls to jump off you and strart begging for shit.
>>748261276I have a dog, my way to handle its energy is long bush walks, I just count it as part of my exercise routine, which I should be doing anyway, so it doesnt' feel like a big chore for me. Love my pupper.If I won the lottery and had a big plot of land I'd get a pig for sure, though, they're lovely.
>>748254374They say somewhere in the range of a 3-5 year old human. Their memorie is probably better than the average humans, which is why they are quite good with sign language.It moves like an adult... well because it IS an aduld, and human-like enough to be seen as so. I guess Someone like Lenny from Mice and Men would be almost comparable to Gorilla intelligence. Retarded but physically functional.
>>748220045lmao perfect pic for that
>>748224746I didn't know crocs and gators could climb fucking trees.Also apparently there was a group of I think Australian teenagers, one already got killed/eaten by one and it chased the other two up into a tree waiting for them to come down for several hours.
>>748223742>spending 2k hours on butterlord
>>748261276They will literally eat smaller pets you social media poisoned retard.
>>748224439>>748242321This HAS to be a skit because of that, right? That was too funny at the end to be real
>>748230027>e-bike niggerdeserved
>>748254313Do we really
>>748258972Do you think that fluid in the lungs is a fucking joke nigger?
>>748219679Crazy how pigs are so human like they can make the same facial expressions. Still not gonna stop eating them though.
>>748262589This is a Karl Lagerfeld post.
>>748223423Sissies mad about nothing>>748224068>forcing it into a situation like this is the opposite of natureEvery domestic animal is forced into being domestic and controlled, that pig is being treated the same as any dog, snake, or bird. No domestic animals are free, if you want "nature and a chance to escape", kill every pet owner and release every animal>>748224169>are subhumansAll people are subhumans, if you're not, why aren't you killing subhumans right now. Or if you're taking a break, how many subhumans have you killed?
>>748262274If you're talking about the story I think you're talking, it's about those retards that caught stranded in that storm??? I think the river flooded or some shit because of the storm, someone got got by the crocodile, and then they had sit in the tree above the river for like 60 hours or some shit like that??? If so then yeah that shit is wild, there are certain shit I just don't fuck with, anything that could physicall kill me is a no go. Snakes. Bears. Big cats. Crocs. Alligators. Bulls. etc. I think I could fight off a dog or wolf, if it's just one depending on the size.
>>748252323Whats the IQ of these fellas compared to nigs again?
>>748239842Is he ok? :(
>>748224423snakes are so fucked up
>>748267407If he is Zelenski will send him back to the front.
>>748220004squirrels are so retarded. How does such a species continue to exist? They can't even cross roads.
>>748240567Based rabbit. Fuck cyclists.
>credits ends in a screamer
>>748256723Its for lice and fleas and shit
>>748260992Have fun drowning when you dive
>>748227605Maybe they should have taken better care of the pigs.
>>748232114All meat goes bad quickly in warm climates, that's what salt was for, and people preserved pork with it as much as they did cattle, poultry, and wild game.
>>748224746Crocodiles see almost everything alive as food, and having evolved alongside them they know humans are just another snack.
>>748226689Honey badger don't give a fuck.
>>748222047>credits roll>and THANK YOU to Pirate Bay, for getting our game out there!
>>748251874>do something nature normally does on autopilot anyway>faggots get irrationally upsethow naive do you have to be to project your view of earth as a garden of eden?
>>748240001How'd he get my wife...?
>>748238529>be shit player>die before the credits even start rolling>never realize the gimmick
>>748269827idgi
>>748224068>waah waah waah why you so mean to the precious creatures?!You sound like the people in Youtube video comments throwing insane fits over why the person filming didn't put down the camera and go stop the animals from fighting/eating/hunting/defending themselves.
>>748224169>>748224423>>748267653How do you feel about mammals like lions and hyenas who eat their prey bite by bite while it's still alive and screaming and struggling? Or birds like eagles and hawks who rip the fur/feathers off their prey and dig in while it's also still alive and struggling?
>>748253593Oh man, the lambulator
>>748255064More useful than most birds that's for sure
>>748251946No they fucking wouldn't, pigs adapt to every environment they are in.
>>748261642Their memories work very differently from ours, same as chimps. Chimps can memorize things in half a second.
>>748230056That reminds me, Fat Bear Week just started, remember to watch the trail cams and vote for this year's chonker.
>>748253593>Ya want a cup of lamb juice?
>>748221667
>>748219759aww, i thought you said 'stop mocking me with big pictures'
>>748219679What vidya does he play?
>>748222895A house of many doors deletes your save files and makes the game unplayable after you finish it. If you open the game the main menu screen is just blank
>>748273248Doom probably, thats what they force most animal to play for some reason
>>748273248what's the difference between this guy and you, /v/?
>>748223434Now exchange "eating meat" with "raping children" and realize how foolish you sound
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>>748269827I shat bricks.
>>748219679FF6 did that
>>748273471wtf they torturing poor piggy for
>>748256997im still mad about the "whipped cream" joke in the willy wonka tim burton movie
>>748257179Nah he's right. Isaac is metaprog slop and the actual gameplay sucks.
>>748221148I think Earthbound does this as an antipiracy measure before you fight Giygas iirc
>>748273471>Janny forced to leave his battlestation
>party member betrays you
>>748257234Skill issue.
I played a story driven mobile game where in the end you can only help one of many characters, and the game accesses your front camera to put your face in the game
>>748273828Can't imagine what emotions that pig felt in the moment of the backstab
>>748224002fuckin Jimmy
>>748273828>[91]>Game has foreshadowing
>>748253593This looks like isis execution videos
>>748273471that goat back there with it is getting pulverized
>>748230027SLAP MY BITCH UP
>>748222234Dark Souls 3, though it's more like 2 NPCs
>>748273828God damn, that is genuinely evil
>>748271420pig > snake > you
>>748272671i can't do that...
>>748273828is he ok
>>748247804>ceiling polar bear watches you masturbate
>>748272671That's a man in a chimp suit
>>748274458>>748274374>>748274243It was a joke channel. The final cooked pig isn't the pig he raised in the other videos
>>748274086That definitely seems worth getting your identity stolen 6 months down the line
>>748230467free hank
>>748263204yeah it's a tiktok skit, and the joke's kinda old, pretty sure i've seen it somewhere on tvthe parking part could still be real though
>>748231775Wow...he is just like me...I...I thank you...
>>748274415You're not supposed to. Humans evolved to form long term plans and Machiavellian schemes. Short term memorization is something that isn't supposed to be fostered unless you're Jason Borne
>>748221018Life has no innate value so it's fine to eat and kill other living beings
>>748236969Is there ANYONE who would complain if it ever came down to comparing the two? I'd take Koreans any fucking day of the week at least they know what a shower is and how to use it.
>>748219679>Play for 2 hours: game says you should get a coffee.>Play for 4 hours: game says you should stretch your legs.>Play for 8 hours, game asks you if you’re okay and to go see your family.
>>748274553Nopehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktkjUjcZid0
>>748257198NOPE
>>748221843kino
>>748220598bomb rush cyberfunk but you don't even need to 100% it
>>748273248Is this what scientists do with their time?
>>748219759>avatafagging>"me"holy shit get banned already, kys troon
>>748273471That's a big pig*slap*Yep
>>748220598Reminds me of BOTW giving you a golden piece of shit that does nothing after you find every Korok (a truly degenerate task).
>>748275813It's thanks to animal intelligence research that we have biocomputers now.
>>748219679Bro he looks like someone I know.
>>748219773
>and FUCK YOU, the player.
>>748239842>miss piggy having bad day
>>748220004That would actually be a really funny troll if it pulled that from whatever digital wallet you have on file
>>748267407hell be fine
>>748223742I got to this part and the tablet just said it couldn't find anything, what a scam. Maybe you need to have over 1k hours in a game for it to trigger and I don't have that in anything but still
>>748224068Prey that doesn't move around might be sick and eating it might make the predator sick.
>>748220948hah, bitch-ass nigga
>>748252323>>748254374>>748254486>>748256859>>748267307Nobody asked: what makes this gif particularly great is the original context is that the male gorilla had just had a big fight with his wife and was isolating himself while thinking about how to 'maturely' resolve the situation. He was literally mulling over hypotheticals: what he could do differently, what he did wrong, what he should do to rectify the situation, etc.
>>748220746lmao we aren't scared of them you retard. We're not supposed to eat them, that's all.
>>748246345thats was me today when my phone wished me a happy birthday
>>748219759idk the context but you're not a pig anon :)
>>748223423sleep tight, pigger
>Credits roll>"We're not done yet">Antagonist pulls you out of the credits and into the final fight
>>748251478same, pork is kind of sickly sweet which I don't enjoy
>>748272461They are evil and should be exterminated
>>748224297Then you will snake-retard
>>748246348apparently we taste like pork
>>748277836So all forms of life should be eradicated, got it.
>>748241801>Press any key to say "yes">Presses power button on computerwhat a shame for your world
>>748226720The peoples who rather cut their penis instead of taking a shower ?>>748252323>When I try to act mysteriously so the cute girl find me cool
>>748273349Pig actually plays games
>>748219679>roll credits on mario 64>beautiful credits theme >mario thanks me for playing his gameI love you Mario
>>748272310
>>748273828I can't imagine doing this.I know people do. My Grandad literally raised a Goose for a year just to eat it, and in the meantime it was the family pet, but I would never have the heart to kill and eat it like that.
>>748273248
>>748279731YAMERO
>>748279731PIGGY NO
>>748259032Cause it's funny
>>748279731this is how bacon is made
>Alpha version remains the best
>>748228630you kinda have to. the best source of iron is meat and you need iron to get enough oxygen circulating throughout your body. you can not be healthy as a vegan or vegetarian without downing a shit tonne of supplements every day. which is not normal. and we're too large to return to the hunter gatherer life style.
>>748253593idk if this is to kill the sheep but i know we crush baby chicks that are born male in grinders. it's pretty gruesome.
>>748219759Then lose some weight.
>>748242705>Gets his own roomDamn.
>>748246348We're probably cross-bred from monkeys and pigs, makes sense when you think about it. Most intelligent land mammals on earth, one has opposing thumbs...
>>748276183What? Are they saying nigger or something?
>>748238529vermintide 2 better end like this
>>748281798Yes
>>748219679>Starring (You) as John Protagonist
>>748221576toby fox will do this in chapter 7
