>coworkers start talking about vidya
I meet the DSM criteria in this comic but I feel normal, is it over for me bros? Should I just claim SPD and try to get a check
>>748228291More like>coworkers start talking
>>748228291Are you describing this board?
>random acquaintance brings up vidya >within 10 seconds they reveal themselves to have absolutely dogshit taste>have to pretend to be enthused and not judging them for the rest of the conversation
>/v/ starts talking about what they define good vidya
>>748228291I went to the get diagnosed and they said I had avpd and schizoid which I didn't know you could have at the same time.
>professor starts talking about gacha
>>748228820Gacha has more gameplay than any tftroon match
>>748228551This, but with my siblings:>Man, I'm looking forward to Wolverine!>Bananza looks like a return to form! (?)>Pre-ordered Silent Hill: Townfall today!
>>748228291I'm a zoid and I don't ever talk to my co-workers and they never talk to me... except for this narrcisistic karen I'm forced to work alongside every day and I'm pretty sure she's sabotaging my work and getting me in trouble with the bosses but because I have no skill in talking I can't defend myself well enough.
>>748228976>Bananza looks like a return to form! (?)I've never seen anyone actually use marketing spiel as part of normal conversation before, certainly not without irony. But it wouldn't surprise me that it happens.
>>748228551>trannysaw manI bet you got dogshit taste in games too
>>748228938TF2 mind broke you.
>>748229214Wrong, it causes its players to transition thoughever. Congrats on the new gender sis
>>748229212>you can only use reaction images of things you peronally like and partake in
>>748228291>coworkers start talking about one piecereal shit
>>748229059>I'm a zoidHow do you fit in the building? And how do your coworkers feel about having an animal robot on the team?
>>748228938>>748229212it's just a reaction image lil bro, no need to get so uppity...
>>748229145It's more likely that it's just someone on 4chan making things up. That's a lot of this website.
>>748229292Now that's a fucking pull.
>>748228291anything released in the 5 years or the normiest of normie games are a giant red flag. it's hard to be honest about your tastes and have your coworkers not think you are a giant faggot and/or he reports you to managementwish i could talk to someone who only played retro vidya and RPG maker stuff
>>748229292My only memories of Zoids is eating a snowball(american snack) while watching it and having zero idea what the fuck was going on. Mecha is an ass genre for sure, IGPX mogs it btw
>>748229393Had a coworker with serious autism, like involuntary hand flap stimming tier autism, I talked to him about shit like Funger/black souls, non normalfag games, anime etc, he would tell me about WWE storylines, his DND campaigns etc. Really good give and take relationship
>Playing Devil May Cry 5>Roommate walks in>Asks what game it is>Respond>No Call of Duty? FIFA?
>>748229145look up what msn outlets say and then when you talk with normies you will hear the exact phrases word for word, i did this for fun with my coworkers but eventually it just got sad, knowing im talking to a screen and not a human
>>748228814wtf is schizoid anywaythis is just autism
>>748228291>>748229968narcissist who wants to be special but totally doesn't care about anything(you also don't look like that)
>>748228291>"oh anon I hear you like games whats your favourite game?" >uhh well probably a cross between x4: foundations and maybe kenshi I guess, I enjoy the large sandbox worlds the more simulated the better, I dip into bannerlord once a year or so but I'm always disappointed I wish the sim was more in-depth oh have you heard of the shokuho mod for banner...>"what the fuck are you talking about...?" this has happened twice, nowadays I just say "shooters haha"
>>748229212>read part way through attack on titan but never really stayed with the chapters when they got their skin tight suit "upgrade" (it looks dogshit)>read part way through chainsaw man but stopped shortly after "sHe'S tOuChInG mY wEiNeR?>now if I mention either anons jump down my throat to tell me how disappointed they were with the chapters towards the end, which I never read>both are still perfectly good series in my mind because I dropped themlol
>>748228423this>coworker does not shut the fuck up ever>has an obnoxious laugh
>>748230143Pt 1 chainsaw man is kino, I just pretend (and tell people) there is no part 2.
>>748228291What are some games with perfect parries?
>>748228291>Coworker starts talking about some normie games like pokemon/some metroidvania that I honestly don't care about>Just play along Honestly, a lot of interactions can be solved by doing this
>>748230383street fighter games
>>748229968Schizoid personality disorder
>>748230420In today's society I find that that is exactly how most people expect you to act in 99% of all social situations. The cliché used to be that when you speak with women you just go>Uh-huh>Yes>You're absolutely correctAnd smile as if you mean it. Now it's exactly the same, as "men" can't handle any sort of actual discussion, and they just want to have all of their beliefs and values reinforced.
>>748228814This happens to me all the time, I know like a bunch of random stuff like a tree name or a bug because they were interesting enough to look up and people keep pestering me as if I'm an expert on everything
>>748228291I have this one Lurch guy at my job who just can't take a fucking hint
>>748229292holy shit, ancient childhood memory unlocked
>Dudebro football gun gamer cow-orker who exclusively plays fifa and cod >Buys Dragon Age Inquisition out of fucking nowhereWhat the fuck is this and why does this happen.
>>748230328Part 2 was ridiculous and not as good as 1 but it's fine.
>>748231036>cow-orkerIs that a deliberate funny joke because it's a fat woman, or just an accidental misspelling?
>>748229968It's being autistic and prefering to avoid social interactions but not autistic enough to get autism bux.
>>748229849same when they pretend arguments they read online are theirs without having ever played the game or having superficial understanding of it
>>748230143I recognise that face. Why do all the best reaction faces come from indecent sources?
>>748231183>Coworker slips up and shows his powerlevel
>>748228291>coworker starts talking about vidya>I bring up eroges and loliges>coworker never talks about vidya againit's that shrimple
>>748230663it's called rolling dice on a new possible bondif you don't play along or do it yourself you're just depriving yourself out of a relationship jackpot, personality disorders notwithstanding.the problem is indulding people you know you will never spark with.
>>748231173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA
>>748229291Don't be like me. Pick up a long running shounen and you'll have something to talk about with other anime people instead of being that weird hipster who only watches Cowboy Bebop and other cornerstone animes
>>748231281that's literally a chainsaw man panel
>>748231281>>748231502kek
>>748231183>can take a ride home since my coworker lives 5 minutes away from my house >made up like 30 excuses before they stopped asking >have to commute for almost two hours on train and bus instead of 40 minutes yep, that's me
i fucking hate being autistic bros
>>748230131If I told you my favorite vidya of all time is Middens, you'd be equally as oblivious as your coworkers were while talking to you. The difference is I'd tell you that it's a surreal RPGmaker game, and I'd elaborate on why I like it so that I can have a genuine conversation with you, instead of assuming I'm talking to an uncultured normalnigger because you've never heard of a game that I like.
>>748228423This. Worked with a coworker on this one project once and now every fucking day he comes into my office to rant about stupid shit I don’t care about
>"so anon, I heard you like videogames, what's your favorite?">uhm it's uhm Schlorpventures Unaga Chronicles Re:Dive Part 2>"huh never heard of that">uhm yeah uhm it's a japanese RPG haha>"so what do you do there?">uhm you do fights and stuff haha (there are too many things to list and too long to explain because I'm retarded)I should've just picked some popular game
>>748228291why's there no porn of schizoid-chan
>>748229287>>748229351It speaks on your character what images you save and post
>>748231601you couldn't get any more vague than that.i've stopped calling anything autistic nowadays due to how dilluted and generalized the term has turned into.
>>748228423Recently, I was answering a question a passerby asked and a co-worker interrupted me, which isn't a big deal, it happens all the time. But this time was slightly different, because the person who interrupted me then got interrupted themselves by a third co-worker. It was a double interruption I've never seen that before. Anyway they both just kind of tried to yell the same information at the guy at the exact same time and I think they mostly got the message across he just moved his eyebrows a bit and walked off.The people around me have a serious fucking talking problem though. They never shut the fuck up. Well, except around me. They don't try that shit with me.
>>748231683anon... just read the back cover of the game box. it's what it's there for. exactly for situations like yours...
>>748229968Someone who wants attention but is too lazy to work for it
>I've been checking out my backlog and it's just filled with random games I don't remember buying>Have you ever heard of (game you actually want to talk about)? It's actually pretty nocap lit hella skibeddi Ohio poggers tubular cinemaWould this work or will you just get the flouride stare?
>>748231769post your image folder
>my four person IRL friend group is hanging on by a thread>the girl im texting is giving me one-sided responses in three hour gaps>meanwhile my brother is on his honeymoon with his wifeI don't know what I'm doing wrong. Do I have some kind of strong autism that I don't know about?
>>748229968>implying an autist wouldn't just immediately light up and ramble about birdsyou sure?anyway, making autism a spectrum and a thing that you can get gibs from just stopped any further research into personality disorders.
>>748229393Some of the greatest games ever made are less than 5 years old. This isn't the music industry, books, or film which are all dead mediums. Vidya has indie devs still refining the classics and improving on them. Zexion is the synthesis of OG metroid and Megaman into something that surpasses both. Strategy and tactics games from the past 5 years absolutely shit on prior entries in the genre. You aren't interested in gameplay if you hide behind the argument that old games are the only good games. You're just a nostalgia cultist who is afraid of challenge and failure.
>>748229145Monkey see, monkey do. Of course people repeat what they hear.
>40 yo mom talks about Rust and tells me to play it because it's greatI wish this was the Pre-Alpha and Alpha Rust, not today's Rust.
>>748231601I hate being socially awkward, it's functionally the same as being an aspie except you don't get an excuse for being weird.
>have accidentally built an image for myself of someone whose hobby is my job>boomer coworkers ramble on about their kids playing games and growing up to be failures>have to nod along while wondering if that's what my dad thinks of me
>>748228291>coworkers start talking about sweet baby inc
>>748232267Only female autists get any excuses and help. If you're male and you step out of line you get hit with "AUTISM IS NOT AN EXCUSE, CHUD"
>>748232147>Some of the greatest games ever made are less than 5 years old.Pure delusion.
I have two coworkers who play vidya. One is a massive tendie and only plays Nintendo games. The other only plays Classic WoW and is a miserable human.
>>748232147i was referring to how normies only eat up AAA games and occasionally the popular indie game because they want to fit in regardless of enjoyment (silksong for example)good luck finding someone who completed steel soul 100%, bragged about it and got praised and respected by his peers. at best they'll nod that they've heard about it or even played it and quit because they found it too difficult or got lost
>>748232092people simply don't care about you as much as you care about them. they see nothing of worth in you so now you're forced to either put the endless uphill effort of maintaining contact or end up alone just like most other men
>>748230303at one of my first jobs we had someone with a beyond douchey laugh. Eventually our team lead stopped a meeting once and gave him a “you’re going to stop laughing like that”. I’ll never forget it because our project lead was l24 and looked like he just turned 14. It was like a comedy sketch
>>748231183literally me
>>748232092Are you adding value to their lives?
>>748230420>Just play along>Autism slipped out and you "accidentally " insult their favorite pokemon >Everytime looking at their face remind you of the conversation and you never speak with them again. last week I brought some dejiko merch from a convention, dude mentioned I was the first customer buying her (it was the second day) . I went like "no shit it isn't the redesign one, and you can't even see her in akihabara anymore" I only realized I fucked up half a hour later
>>748231683This is a perfectly normal social situation, regardless of how much you try to make it look awkward with the stilted responses. Responding is as easy as just>giving them a 1-sentence game summary>describing the game's visuals, tone, or setting>telling them anything I think they'd find interesting about the gameI've had dozens of conversations like these. It's only awkward if you're an autist who rambles on when the person you're speaking to is uninterested, but that's not the case in your hypothetical conversation.
>>748232608your team lead hit him with the>i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>748228408It's a fake and gay disorder and any comic showcasing it is grossly oversimplifying, on top of people cherry picking traits via personal bias to fit themselves. All traits part of this "disorder" can be both learned and unlearned, it is not a monolitht. technically qualify for it officially but don't think it's real
>>748232671Is being there for them when they need it not enough? What else am I supposed to do
>boss invites you to play the latest friendslop
just become a /tv/ incel, being snobby about movies is never awkward
>>748232801I call this the friendtax
>>748232471>>boomer coworkers ramble on about their kids playing games and growing up to be failureswhy are some old timers like this? they didn't put any effort into raising their kids and then wonder what went wrong
There's a big retard, literally he's huge and an idiot, that I work with. I used to tell people stories of all the dumb shit he does but recently he actually expressed to me that Dark Souls 1 is way better than Elden Ring and even said he'd rather replay DS1 or Bloodborne over and over than play ER. I now like him more than everyone else at work and I can't bring myself to make fun of him anymore.
>>748232835>why yes my favorite movie is a Serbian Film
>>748228291I have absolutely no issue talking to my coworkers about vidya. They're mostly younger people who play ball and gun games but I can follow along through internet information osmosis and if they ask me about my vidya I can make it interesting enough for them to listen to. The problem is when they start talking about relationships.
>>748231769>saving imageslol
>>748232897instead of the autismo sperg who plays kiddie games you just get labeled as the degenerate freak, still higher on the totem pole
>>748228291all my co-workers talk about is their children, why breeders have no life outside of their kids?
>that one co-worker who recognises all your niche games
>coworkers start talking about sportsI literally know nothing of any sport besides basic rules. Why is literally every guy into this shit and gambling
>>748232972After a certain age all they talk about is groceries and what surgeries/doctors they need
>>748231683>showing calibration guy visiting workplace where the machines are so he can check everything>have to wait while he runs his checks>”so anon you play games? Watcha been playin?”>oh uh Monster Hunter>”what do you do in that?”>You um…hunt monsters…
>>748232471Don't worry about it bro. Boomers had life incredibly easy so they act shocked when young people spend all day playing games and not having a house by 20.
>>748229968The separating quality of the schizoid is at least 1 minimum bout of psychosis. Schizophrenia is a spectrum too and schizotypalism is just being lower on the spectrum than schizophrenia. I'm schizotypal and I was involuntarily psych warded for stretches 5 times over a period of 3 years from 19-21. I figured out how to manage it after that. No meds, fuck the meds. I'm in my 30s now and it has been over a decade with no more issues. My biggest problem was the shit I was experiencing would make anyone go nuts, but obviously my credibility is suspect. It wasn't all in my head though because multiple experiences were independently verified.I didn't even know 999 existed until my mid 20s but it is uncanny how accurately it described my symptoms. I would get feverishly hot and spacey. During one of these episodes I touched a friend and possesed them. I was looking out of their eyes instead of my own. On another occasion I had the same symptoms and astrally projected 1000 miles away (different colleges across the country) and watched 15 minutes of a friend's acid trip. Didn't even know they were doing acid that day. I waited until I knew they would be done tripping (didn't want to freak them out) and texted them about it. I described the amount of people they were with and what everyone was wearing and where they were. That freaked them out and they went no contact. The bigger issue was manic obsession over these episodes and trying to figure out how it worked/how to induce it lead to psychosis. It would have been different if I didn't have real proof.
I don't tell people I play games anymore. That only causes them to only ask about normie shit on consoles which I haven't played in years and they don't care to listen about random indie stuff on pc. It makes me bitter sometimes how I'll happily listen and learn about other peoples interests, but they tune out when I try to share stuff I like that should align with their tastes.
>>748229968It means normal person who instead of socializing prefers solitary activities.
Overheard a female coworker talking about hardcore tentacle rape games, and the coworker she was talking to was super excited like they were talking about puppies. I gotta get the fuck outta here
>>748234317People are selfish hypocrites, what else is new?
>>748228551>tranime >others have shit taste tholollmao even
>>748234956anime website, nigger
>>748228291>coworkers start talking about vidya>it is session games like apex, cs, dota or league or pointless timesinks like WoW
>>748234861Give them both my phone number.Prime wife material right there.
>>748228291>>748228814>>748231183Post the full next time.
>>748234861Thats where you pull up and say I'm somewhat of a hardcore tentacle rape gamer myself
>>748228976Can you not discuss things honestly with your literal siblings?
>>748234861>things that never happenedBut let's pretend it did.Which ones?There are surprisingly few, if any, good eroge focused on tentacles despite how common fetish it is.
>>748235186lliterally me, but I'm a handsome guy so people just think I'm gay
>want to get better at videogames>ADHD won't let me
>none of my coworkers play vidya except for this 19 year old weed addict who only plays beat saber, resident evil, and the occasional fotm friendslop>ask him if he's heard of cave story>he says no and immediately changes the subject to vtubers>all he talks about from then on is weed and vtubers>quits a month later
>>748235186>see this>read a book on it with case reports>it's nowhere near that simple
>>748235393as opposed to figurative or metaphorical siblings?
>>748235595Type "vtuber cave story" and send him a link of his favorite anime jpg playing a good game
>>748232471You should ask them what the fuck have they been doing for the last 60 years other than guzzling down beer and watching gay ass sports while jews ran the country into the ground and filled it with foreigners. Or don't.
>tfw realizing you don't owe people anything and can set and enforce your own boundaries.Nothing is better than hearing about people's problemsor dogshit opinions and telling them to fuck off. No more teenage dramaNo more putting up with retarded bossesNo more coworkers yapping about politics and social mediaNo more family trying to guilt me in to taking care of that retarded spoiled sibling and trying to makw you the scape goat.
>>748232801How do these people do this?If I invited any of my employees to play vidya with me they'd tell me (and rightfully so) to fuck off
>>748232839They used sitcoms as a learning tool for parenting which did nothing but ingrain learned helplessness or moderate depression at a critical age.
>>748236193You never went out for a beer with your coworkers?
>>748236151>do this as an uber driver>get 1 star>career ended >have to work under a boss againwow thank you anon
>>748236473Don't care lol
>>748235670What book
>>748236452I offered multiple times and they always declineThey barely acknowledge my presence if it's not for something directly work relatedI know they don't like me but I don't resent them for it as long as they do their work on time
>>748236689They sound like bitches, but acting like that is the standard procedure in the soulless corporate world.All those early 2000s movies started to make sense once I got in. And now I want out.
>>748237120>not the solid snake strategyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGOb1TcO-8o
>>748228408Self-diagnosis is not a legitimate practice. Get a shrink to tell you you're a loony if you want to officially qualify for government bennies.
>>748237334Unnecessary Questions?
I still remeber that time short time i worked on a law firm, my boss was a tall chad looking guy with a hot gf and always wearing expensive suits and shit, it was weird seeing a fucking Neptunia wallpaper on his phone, but im schizoid so i never mentioned it
>>748235186you are not autistic, you are just a coward, go out there and expose yourself, you will rejected a few times but eventually you will settle with someone
The most memorable guy I've ever met was this relatively normalfaggy DJ dude who taught me the meaning of 'omorashi.' You know, like, little anime girls pissing themselves? I don't recall what we were talking about beforehand that made him bring it up, but he just started casually describing it without a hint of shame, and then he showed me a picture of one of those omorashi-themed soda machines from Japan. He wasn't even saying he was into it or anything, he was just explaining it like a fun fact he'd learned about, yet he wasn't feigning disgust, either, so I still assume it was his fetish. Anyway, I always remember that when I see these power level threads.
>>748235186This is the exact image I try to project, but I'm not really a schizoid.
>>748237334Solid Snake strategy?
>coworker start talking about loli and cunny>he tell me his twitter feed is full on cp because he kept looking at blue archive loliWhat do I do with this information?
>>748228423>feedback meeting with manager>he says i need to do more networking and interact more with my coworkers>maybe go out for lunch with them or just talk more while at the office>this has happened my whole life in multiple jobsWhy do normalfags hate when you just show up, do your work and go home? Im not at the office to make friends. Im there because i have to pay bills and buy food.
>>748235078I love whipping this out for avatarfags.
>>748236561https://digitalcommons.pepperdine.edu/etd/413/
>>748237334Nah the Solid Snake strategy is crazy
>weird as shit kid>no friends, don't like sports, fat, spend all day on vidya and death metal>surprise surprise, can't get an education >start lifting because its metal as shit>holy shit energy drinks are awesome >suddenly unretarded enough to get schooled and a job>even get a gf, wtf>visit a mindflayer for other things>'btw, you have adhd up to your eyeballs, try these'>PILLS HERE>wake up 5 years later in my very own house with a wife, kid and career I accidentally into normiehood forgive me vee
>>748230070you should be fucking ashamed of yourself
>>748228291I've only met one person on the job who was just as much of a nerd as me but still sociable, it was years ago during the fallout of the 2008 recession where I was looking for work but could only get temp jobs, and I met him during one of those; in the end we hung out a few times outside of work, played games and smoked weed, and he showed me how to play Magic the Gathering, we probably hung out about 5 times in a couple of months, which is a lot for me because I'm usually an introvert and have trouble making friendsI thought I'd found a new close friend for the first time in years, then I go on facebook one day and see that his parents posted from his account to announce he had died. I still don't know how it happened because I didn't want to ask his grieving parents what happened.I know no one cares, I'm just venting because it really hit me, and stands out from other people who I've worked with, who thought "gaming" was CoD and FIFA and that's it.
>>748237728Everyone pisses dude.
>>748236452nta but I always dodge, evade and run out as quickly as possible. I don't want anything to do with work after work is done. Never been to a holiday event and nobody at work has my personal number, not even my boss.I'm happy to interact, hang out and chat as long as I'm getting paid.
>>748238172>Why do normalfags hate when you just show up, do your work and go home?Because it’s 8 hours where they don’t get to talk to anyone and they’ll go insane if you do that and now they’re down a worker
>>748238403>serious intellectual wow, that's literally me
>>748228820Go back to /biz/
>>748235186
>>748229393>RPG maker stuffYou are actually, factually a giant faggot then
>>748238172Don't you ever get tired of being alone? I used to be like this at school, just go there, listen to the teacher, do stuff and go home. Repeat almost the same for 14 years. But I was lucky at uni and made friends there and now that I'm comparing those 2 periods, the latter is much better.
>>748238878not the best look
>>748236193>hey boss, fuck off lmao>gets fired
>>748235186I prefer the Ryan Gosling version Someone please post it, because can't find it
One of my former classmate favorite anime was Hitman Reborn
>>748229292That's where my mind went too :)
>>748238715Watersports isn't as bad as scat, but still. It'd be one thing if you were just saying, 'Yo, did you know that they have piss-themed soda machines in Japan?' But if you're actually remembering exactly what its called and saving pictures of it on your phone, I can only assume you're a piss drinking aficionado.
people at work always say how im a great team player and a great listener. all i do is say "wow really?", "that's awesome", "what happened next?", "no way", "wow" to any retarded shit my genx/boomer coworkers say about their kids, wives, dogs, doctor's appointments and other dumbass mundane shit.the corporate world really is just a daycare for the mentally retarded
>>748239936Wow, that's crazy. It's really that simple?
>>748234861>female coworker talking about hardcore tentacle rape gamesI've found that certain women do stuff like this. Like, they won't even be someone who's that into anime, but if they're somewhat of a a social butterfly and have cultivated a reputation as a kinky/open minded person yes she was a homewrecker, how could you guess they'll throw out that they watch fucked up hentai, even though they only know surface level stuff about it over all (hence the cliche 'tentacle rape' >>748235419 ).
I frequently respond by saying I play videogames the other person has never heard of and as long as I don't mention anything Nintendo related they go.>Yeah I've never heard of that oneMaybe they'd know what Resident Evil is but most of the time any answer that isn't Fortnite, League, sportsball, or generic shooter will get a bewildered response.
>>748239936No way
>>748239936Just pull the Solid Snake method of repeating the last three words of what they said and form it into a question.
>>748239668How long ago was that, because it was pretty popular back then
>>748239936that's awesome
You're not a schizo, autist or bpdemon. You're just a self diagnosed asshole.
>>748239936>the corporate world really is just a daycare for the mentally retardedso why are you spending your day there?
>>748240412Projection
>>748240486>why do people have jobs?really?
>>748240412Erm, actually, other people diagnosed me as an asshole.
there's two types of people that "present" as schizoid>cluster b with an autism fetish hoping to land autismchad (failed normie)>actual schizoid (will effortpost on dead forums for the thrill of it)
>>748235865somehow, i never thought of that. thank you
Why would I want to socialize with people I don't like?
>>748232471>boomer coworkers ramble on about their kids playing games and growing up to be failuresHave you looked at half the people on this fucking website? Compared to other passtimes vidya is filled with more losers. I don't blame anyone for having that opinion.>t. likes vidya
>>748240815>"present" as schizoid>>cluster b with an autism fetish hoping to land autismchad (failed normie)people that are generally impulsive, dramatic, unstable and intense can "present" as a schizoid?
>>748238216Reaction images aren't avatars. Lurk more before posting, please.
>>748240945yeah
>>748241051schizophrenic or schizotypal, sure, but not avoidant or schizoid
>>748238506I'm trying to be like you. I have adhd pretty bad, and have been trying to get pilled for years. The retards at the psych office can't even get me on the evaluation waitlist because they are always busy and never return my calls. It's so painful.
>>748236559he's unstoppable...
>>748228551You're fun at partie.
>>748241117we're all on the spectrum
>>748241208>leftFUCK
>>748241208i'll take that as your copeautism spectrum =/= schizophrenic spectrumbut you will get misdiagnosis for sure, especially with neetbux on the line
>>748239207Eat shit, normnigger.
The best thing about being the only guy at my workplace is I dont have to deal with this.
>>748241340I'm not grasping your argument really. are you implying cluster A is somehow not cluster A, and cluster B is not somehow cluster B? Because they are.
>>748230143Should have dropped it after the Karaoke of Maximum The Hormone at least.Pure Fabino.
>>748231281what doujin did you mistake this for.tell me.
>>748241117Avoidant is cluster C. That other stuff is cluster A.
>>748241502if you bother to state more than half of a sentence, without a misleading image, i'll tell you.
>>748233264I feel like it's something they watch more out of habit rather than anything they truly enjoy. How anybody talks about sports for longer than a couple minutes is beyond me, though. What's there even to talk about?>"oh yeah DeQuarius SnaKwavus scored that touchdown after 4 hours of nothing happening, what a great match!">"YUP YUP looks like the Rockland Rapists might make the playoffs this year after all!"
>>748241624i was talking avoidant in terms of schizophrenic personality disorders
>>748237821Kek, you just did it.
>>748238216>posts a single reaction image.>avatarfaggingGet out of my anime website you fucking Normienigger Tourist.
>>748239936wow
>>748241635What are you on about.
>>748241208AuDHD master race.
>>748241513I did say shortly after, I was including thathttps://youtu.be/MPUCEz-RCg0
>Be me working security at a bank one night>watching over two electricians while they pull cable>One guy is in like maybe his late 30's early 40's>Mentions to his other coworker he is playing dragon quest>I ask him about it>Que 2 hour autistic conversation about jrpgs, metal gear solid, pokemon, other niche snes, pc and playstation games.>other electrician barely seems to know what were talking about and just kinda stays quiet.>Guys finish up their work and i never see them againI hope that guy is having a fun time with the dragon quest hd 2d remake
as a black guy my coworkers only play fighting games so idk what to make of this thread.
>>748241879>picone fear unlocked
>>748233279And don't forget the old "you remember so-and-so you haven't seen since you were 12? THEY'RE DEAD. Isn't that just awful?"Thanks, mom. Here I was trying to enjoy a nice lunch with you.
>>748232471Most parents, ok maybe not most, but parents who are also decent people will be happy if their child is at least caring for themselves and doing well. Don't worry about it anon, you have a job and that puts your parents at ease even if it is this goyslave age we live in.
>>748230303>>has an obnoxious laughThe fags that do the most obvious fake laugh at anything are the worst.
>>748242272hop on 3s, nigga
>coworker is one of those fat middle aged woman managers that might as well be spawned in vats to make employee lives miserable>will bitch about everyone on the job not doing work while taking 20 smoke breaks a shiftCan we just kill these cunts already?
>>748242568Keep buying her ciggies till she kicks the bucket.
>>748242543>3syou really trying to get urien'd on my day off
>>748242272>coworker say he plays fighting games>oh cool, what game? Wanna play some matches in our makeshift, barely-working arcade machine?>Let's play Mortal Kombat dude, I main sub-zero he's super cool Never falling for this again.
>>748242692at work, if you're on tonight I'll see you.
>>748238678Dang dude, that's rough. Sorry pal.
reminder to never give your coworkers your steam id etc
>>748237334That thing you just said?
>>748243845>gave him the ID for my SFW accountDAMN I'm smart
>>748236151>taking care of that retarded spoiled siblingThis shit is gay as fuck. My cousins trying to offload their iPad brain rotted children onto everyone else is literally not my problem. Should've waited to have kids when you were ready to actually raise them.
>>748237357anon shrinks get a checklist, ask you the same shit you read online and then diagnose youif youre willing to learn some tics and the questionnaire even you can fake having ADHD and get legal speed/meth!it really is that simple
>>748231601I personally couldn't possibly fucking wish the hell that is being a normalfaggot on myselfImagine how fucking vapid it must be. Having some sort of craving for stupid meaningless interactions. Enjoying mind-numbing drama. I would, as the kids say it, blow my shit "smoove off" if I had to deal with such an horrible existence. I don't hate being a sperg, I hate being surrounded by people who aren't.
>>748242284I got that in reverse, parents dragged me to a shit ton of nursing homes and funerals while I was young expecting me to give a shit then I had that all out of the way in adulthood.
>>748229968Psychiatry is just horoscopes with a fraudulent but empirical-seeming evidentiary basis.
>>748229291>I'm going to say a slur! XDThat shit is such normie slop safe edgy.
>>748236473>uber driver>careerLmao
>>748230070Here's a (you) since you want to feel special.
>>748230070kill yourself you stupid nigger ape
>>748228976You come off like a faggot hipster.
>>748237629I wish I could curbstomp you through the computer screen
>>748239936"mentally retarded"?
>>748243029>piss one thousand pissespissatsu!
>>748241208what if I have done both of these things many times?I write and sometimes it takes me hours or days to get a paragraph done and sometimes I'll write a few thousand in an hour. This is often true of reading as well. I'm not on any medication.
>>748238172Basically you’re a corpse that doesn’t speak unless spoken to, actively avoids conversation, and is someone nobody wants to be around >but I do my job So you will continue to do your job, but you aren’t going to be promoted because it is obvious you dislike other people. The feedback is for your own benefit>grrr normalfags le exhausted face Everybody knows you’re depressed btw
>>748238172>Get this>Try to be open>Get written up for 'scaring people' (seriously)>Go back to being work golem of few words>$4 raise plus bonuses for work performance within 5 months of this shit.Easy life, being a quiet working gear in the goymachine
>>748232671is that really what community looks like in the west? Just a bunch of transactions? You are more spiritually jewish than Israel
>>748229968Avoidant behavior and neuroticism >Posted online: I don’t need other people. Amirite guys? Fucking HR women make it so fucking hard to get a job these days, why even try? ACK! Censorship detected. NIGGER. I don’t like relationships, too much work, just let me vibe for Christ’s sake! This is so monotonous. *eats five tables away from everyone else facing the wall* I’m so tired. I’m so tired of other people. Everyone except me is a domesticated idiot. Life is a suburb man. *LOUD SNORING* I haven’t taken a shower in 3 days, but it’s fine, I don’t smell like anything. *never exercises* Is it just me or are videogames… boring? *stares into space for 3 hours* I’m so fucking tired. We need to go back.
>>748239540This?
>>748235186Basically me, but I think this is a fake "disorder".This is just the result of hyper criticism and beatings by unhappy parents who needed a punching bag.It's the logical conclusion of being a sperg whose angry parents threatening to leave gave them abandonment issues until it makes sense to just consider everybody else optional.People are going to leave one day, they're going to blame you for things, they're going to criticise you and tell you that you're doing everything wrong, you won't have fun around other people. Better to hang out by yourself, and it's absolute bliss because it's the only way your brain comes out of hyper vigilant mode, you can just relax knowing nobody is going to give you a hard time.And being alone just becomes synonymous with happiness.I'm sure it can be unlearned. I basically tolerate everyone, but crave time alone. Nobody knows I'm like this because I play at being social better than the inflexible retards outlined in comics like this.
>>748244348You literally can get ADHD pills without even getting a test. Hell, I've been on anti depressants for well over a decade and the psychiatrist didn't do no test on me.
>>748237629Unsolicited and irrelevant mention of autism award.Did some cliche terminate your thoughts a long time ago?
>>748228976Bananza was good, tho, it just insisted upon itself past mid game
>>748246607Anon. You have a pretty retarded idea of what a disorder is. It does not have to be neurological (something you're born with) for it to be a disorder. A disorder is just something that impairs your ability to function properly and/or is detrimental to your wellbeing. And yes. Being unable to engage with the social world is both of those things. Doesn't matter if you were born with it or if you got it from being traumatized or if you got it from a terrible childhood.Instead of glorifying your behavior as a logical outcome (which it very well might be) and leaving it at that you should accept that you have been wronged, that this has affected you, and that you should attempt to heal from this instead of merely coping with it through unhealthy behavior. Lest you miss out on the joys of life, or worse, snap when you enter an enduring social situation you cannot simply get out of.
>>748235186That's just not being a normalfag, every single person who beat a Nioh game further than NG+ is described here.
>>748247797Nioh is awesome
>>748247659Maybe I came off wrong.I would say that I am "healed" in so far as I'm aware of my tendencies and have basically made them a non issue in my life.After a couple of days of big socialising, like attending a conference, I need to recharge my social battery alone, and from time to time I find myself getting upset or emotional around others because I allowed that battery to get too low, but I think what I'm describing is pretty normal for people who are recharged by being alone.I don't think I'm "coping", I've learned how to see and manage my health bars, and to increase their capacity over time, but I don't think there is a 100% heal state where somebody has absolutely no quirks at all.I accept your point that a disorder is a disorder whatever it's cause, though. I just think these kinda disorders are advertised here like it's a type of brain you can have, and I think it's a type of response you can adopt to the world, and that you can make it better or worse.
>>748235186I want to marry Schizo-chan
>>748248893Get in line, faggot
Non physical work goyslaves of /v/, what do you even do all day? I really can't picture what an office is like. How do you even make money?I've been self employed all my life, and from the outside it looks like most companies should go belly up from how low the work done per hour is
>>748229968No, autism is different. You are born with autism. It is neurological.Schizoid is one of the cluster A personality disorders. There are 3 clusters of personality disorders. Type A is the eccentric cluster whose unifying traits are odd behavior. Type B is the dramatic type, and type C is the fearful type.While some of your personality is of course genetic, personality disorders are typically caused by a bad or traumatic upbringing, like being abused as a child or not having food security.>>748248207>I accept your point that a disorder is a disorder whatever it's cause, though. I just think these kinda disorders are advertised here like it's a type of brain you can have, and I think it's a type of response you can adopt to the world, and that you can make it better or worse.That's the difference between neurodivergence like autism and a personality disorder like schizoid, paranoid, or narcissistic. Neurodivergence is your brain literally being structured different from that of a "baseline" brain, with the specification being that it has to be a deviation you're born with. It's a physical difference that was always there. A part of the brain is over or underdeveloped. Neural pathways fire when they shouldn't or don't fire when they should. Autism, dyslexia, Tourette, etc.Personality disorders are at their core about a person, well, thinking in a way that's bad for them and their ability to function properly. I guess in so far as your personality is the way you think (keep in mind that not all thought is intentional and deliberate, a lot of it is reflex thinking and automatic). If people with a personality disorder could just stop thinking the way they think and start thinking the way a healthy person does they would be "cured" instantly. But that's just now how the mind works. You can't rewrite it like that. You build up your personal way of thinking throughout your youth and it's very difficult to change.
>>748231183And why should someone like this get money? It's not like being anti-social costs you anything
>>748232092>I don't know what I'm doing wrong.You are hanging out on cuckchan.You are literally the only person itt who has seen a irl woman within the last week.
>>748248047Hell yeah it is.
>>748228551Should have called them out on their shit taste like I do.
Anyone else just cut off all social stuff for like weeks to a month to "recharge their social batteries"
>>748231183>It's being autistic and prefering to avoid social interactions but not autistic enough to get autism bux.Damn, she's literally me.
>>748249153I work from home, checking other people's work, and watching youtube on my phone I only go to the office once per week, my productivity there is actually lower because of all the coffee breaks we take. Overall i'd say its great, especially because I have a senior positioncompanies don't go belly up cuz total output of a whole company makes up for individuals not being as efficient as someone whose self employedDoesn't matter how good you are, you're not gonna out preform 10 average guys working together. There aren't enough hours in the day for that.
How do I make friends with ADHD? I must be annoying or something because I've never been able to make close friends of any kindI've tried to tone my personality down but it still hasn't worked. People just can't stand a chatterbox guy
>>748232092Spend more time with your IRL friend group and basically stop chasing the girl, and you will be in a much better situation in a week.Get off the internet and make plans with your friends, in person. If they've pissed you off, just forget it for now. If you've pissed them off, be on your best behaviour.If women seem disinterested, then disengage. Maybe she'll come back, maybe she won't, but it's not going to determine how the rest of your week goes, either way.You'll just find another one later, who gives a shit man. Seriously believe that.
>>748241208me otr
>>748228551Makimommy owns my dick
>>748246607>This is just the result of hyper criticism and beatings by unhappy parents who needed a punching bagYes, most literature on the subject says a common denominator for schizoid personality disorder is having parents (mother especially) who were either neglectful/distant or controlling.>>748248207>I think it's a type of response so you can adapt to the worldMost personality disorders are formed to let that person cope with their environment, yeah. It's just extremely hard to decondition them once it's formed, and is generally perceived to not be a healthy form of coping.
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>>748249632Join a discord.
>>748228423The best part of working from home is never having to interact with those retards.
>>748249632They're the ones posting memes 24/7
>>748238172I made the deliberate choice to earn x3 less than my previous position by going freelance just to avoid this kind of bullshitic petty sims tyranny. Best decision of my life.Worst thing is i love to hear people talk for hours, but only when they have interesting things to say, where i feel i elevate myself intellectually and learn stuff. Which in this day and age amount to like 5% of ppl.
>>748241208I love this new meme of introvert = autism and extrovert = adhd, very cool
>>748232783>Is being there for them when they need it not enough?No, that's a passive thing that friends should just do, but it's not inherently worthwhile.Nobody will stay in contact with you because they feel like you'll be there for them, and you wouldn't want that dynamic anyway.Think of your ideal friend group, and figure out how to contribute to that.My buddy is a contractor and does work on my house. Another knows people and can hook us up when we are looking to buy a car, or get something off the books, he always knows a guy.I fix computers when they break, and help my friends automate their homes with little computers and apps that arent connected to some gay ecosystem. I'm also lean and muscular so they know I can help them train and eat right. When we go out, I can get girls to come sit with us and talk about how fucking money my friends are.Just be good at a couple of things, and surround yourself with friends who are good at things you need.The most well-meaning and ineffective guys I know don't want to be rich, they want to help people.But they're unable to help people because they don't understand that they need resources (riches or skills) to help. Don't make the same mistake anon.
>All those unironic wagies talking about having a "job"
>>748250053>person that can sit still = introvert>person that cannot sit still = extrovertidk why you decided to see it that way, but okay.
>>748249632I know a guy with ADHD that I want to call a friend but he makes it so fucking difficult because he is really obnoxious.When you get him alone he's quite a thoughtful guy, and he's harbouring some sadness, so I want to be supportive, but honestly if he moved to another city I'd be relieved.Stop seeing yourself as a chatterbox guy. You're defining yourself by your worse, most annoying trait, and wondering why people don't wanna be around you. Stop associating with that. Fully take on board how fucking irritating that guy is, and stop being him. It's not terminal, you can learn restraint and ways to channel that energy into something actually worthwhile.Right now you're just an annoying firehose, that's not valuable. Channel that water into powering something, and you could be seriously cooking.
I was always introverted and seclusive, even as a child. I just always did my own thing apart from the group. My parents and teachers kept treating it like a problem, and TV and movies made having a dedicated friend group seem like the norm, so I tried to make friends now and again, but it never really stuck. Eventually I just learned to be content with solitude like a medieval hermit, and accept that I was not made for this world.
the only thing wrong with me is that im still breathing
>>748245962>but you aren’t going to be promoted because it is obvious you dislike other peopleI'm assuming anon is a white man, not a foid or a brownoid, so he isn't getting promoted anyway unless it's one of those bullshit "promotions" where you get a minuscule pay increase but get double the workload and responsibilities of your previous position.
>>748246359No. This is what a lack of community looks like. Western society is plagued by a loss of the concept of the "community." You have friends and you have family, but the larger network around that is gone. Outside of school or work there are no places where you naturally encounter a large group of the same people regularly over your entire life. And since this is lacking, that means that means that all your relationships with the friends and family you don't life in the same house with have to be actively maintained rather than passively. This is also why dating apps are the number 1 way of getting into relationship now. In a society with communities you would just naturally enter in a relationship with someone form your community who shares most of your values and your way of life. But now with dating apps you just have to pluck a random fucking stranger out of the void and hope you two work out. Usually you don't, which is why everyone has to date dozens of different strangers until they finally land on someone that they can work with... For 5 years until something happens and it falls apart, and because that random stranger is not a member of your community there is no incentive for the two of you to work it through together so you just break up.While overall this is a net negative it does come with one upside. It means that you won't ever be born into a dysfunctional or evil community. I think everyone who's been molested inside of the Jehovah's Witnesses or been married off to be a 60 year old pedophile's 9th wife in some Muslim country would rather have not been born into a community at all.
>>748245962>STOP. PRETENDING. TO. BE. CONTENTED. WITH. YOUR. LIFE. WITHOUT. ME. THERE.no?
>>748238403I started reading through this book and actually lot of those things apply to me kek
>>748250795Man stfu, it's nowhere near that bad, why do you want things to be that bad? Because then you'd be proven right? Grow up
>>748245962You're the exact type of person that makes work unbearable.>no, we aren't here out of obligation to make a paycheck, we all like each other, right guys?fuck off. friends don't need to be paid.
>>748228291>coworker spends lunch breaks watching videos of Deadlock on his phoneAt least he seems to play the game, too, so he's not just a spectator or anything, but it's hard for me to relate to being interested in anything vaguely MOBA-adjacent.
this is how "disorders" work>are you an npc? no? what's wrong with you?>everything's gay and retarded -> cluster A>I'm sensitive -> cluster B>normies treat me badly -> cluster C>people suck at literally *everything* -> perfectionist -> fascist -> cluster B
>>748251225Okay, so you just won't get promoted.Half of being senior in a role is people skills.If you're gonna tell people what to do, they need to be open to hearing it from you.If you're going to mentor somebody else, you need to be not creepy.All upward moves for you are based on others trusting and liking you.If you're good at your job, that makes their argument much easier, but it won't be enough in a vacuum. Chill mediocre guy beats douche genius every single time.Maybe you're fine with that but it doesn't sound like you are.
>coworker starts talking about normalfag tier vidya>follow the conversation because despite me not enjoying these games I know enough about themMan, I'm autistic but you guys are on a whole new level
>>748251423Being polite and professional should not require that I feign interest in your personal life or interests. If you need to pay people to find an audience for your autism then reevaluate yourself, faggot.
>>748251423>this is how five digit earners actually thinkastonishing
>>748251326It would be closer to>>are you an npc? no? You are mentally ill/Something is wrong with you
>>748246607>This is just the result of hyper criticism and beatings by unhappy parents who needed a punching bag.My parents were perfectly happy and loving and it made absolutely no fucking difference, I'm still an absolute hermit with no friends and happy for it.
Normalfags really assume everyone wants to be like them.
>>748251672Yeah that's understandable, I'm just not going to promote you, on account of your attitude, that's all. Because I've done it before, and you asocial tards always make me regret it.Coming in and being" polite and professional" takes 100% of your social capacity, and as soon as the role needs more than that you become a liability. I'm really looking for guys who kind of effortlessly deal with others because when things get stressful I need them to not fall apart. You're gonna fall apart, and it's gonna reflect badly on me, we're gonna have to have talks, and neither of us want that. So just keep doing what you're doing, the company appreciates it.>>748251771Wrong and zero argument presented
>>748251672>>748251771Nta but you're a massive autistic niggers who needs to get over themselves Yes, turns out people do like it when they feel like they are cared about and not some replaceable tool. What a fucking revelation. Nobody wants to get mentored by someone like that and nobody wants to promote a person like that either.Now you can go whine about efficiency or whatever autistic bullcrap you believe should actually be getting you a promotion (it won't because the world doesn't work the way you personally want it to).
honestly this thread explains a lot kek
>>748252132If you seriously talk to people like this then kill yourself, for everyone's benefit.
>>748250719Your soul made the deliberate choice to reincarnate, to feel and experience specific things. It may not be of much comfort, but you must try to figure out why. Detach yourself from your ego and adopt a more holistic perspective to better understand your purpose.Your purpose may be to detach yourself from suffering, i advise you to learn about buddhist existentialism.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGc83aK6P4UI wont tell you to not lose hope fren, but i'll tell you to lose the hope for hope. You are a gear in a much greater scheme and you still are in control. I love (you).
>>748252132>wrongdidn't you already get fired for misconduct? or am I thinking of someone else
>>748252132>>748252174These are the type of people who go coockoo if they are alone for 30 minutes
>>748252337>>748252245>Why aren't I getting a promotion...Gee, I guess it'll remain a mystery
>Someone talks about some kind of media (movie/game/etc.).>I ask questions, try to learn about it, sometimes even try it out (with them sometimes).>I bring up some kind of media.>"Yeah maybe later", "oh...", "not my thing", conversation fizzles out.Why does this keep happening? Everything feels so one-sided.
>>748239207>Don't you ever get tired of being alone?FUCK no.
>>748235186>>748238403>>748239432can you get bennies for this in the US? asking for a friend it's really complicated his life and his physical impairments + other diagnoses weren't enough
>>748252245Lmao, anon, I am beloved. I don't have a need to be, but I enjoy it.Thankfully I don't need to talk to people like that often, because I don't hire guys who are openly as you are in your posts.You would like me in real life, I'm pretty sure of that. I'd probably like you, too.We're just blowing off steam here, and my honest wish is that you take what I'm saying at least 20% seriously, even if I'm being a cunt about it, I'm trying to show you the other side of the coin.
>>748252445>didn't deny itlol?
>>748252174>people do like it when they feel like they are cared about and not some replaceable toolnewsflash: you ARE a replaceable tool if you're an employee.How many of your coworkers have you spare a songle thought for after you've left a job? I'd guess 5 at most.Do you think your former boss would give a single shit about you now that you aren't contributing to the bottom line? If you do, you are sorely mistaken.Maybe there was real comradery at work 30-50 years ago. Not today.
I wanted to say that you should not be ashamed of the games you've been playing since i've been talking with my work colleagues about shit like paradise succubus, but then I remember my experience working in NYC, so I do kind of understand your point of view. One of the blessings of being in the balkans is that no one gives a crap about shit like that. You can talk about anything most of the time and no one will judge you unless they're some westoid faggots
>>748252609And what's the best thing to do with this information?Accept it, see things for what they are, and choose to be good natured anyway, play along anyway. Tell people you'll stay in touch, even though you know you won't.You can handle this knowledge but others can't, so it's a kindness to play along.
normies are unhinged holy shit
>>748252739>See, everyone knows it's fake stupid and pointless but we do it anyway and will get aggressive and angry if you don'tAnd they say it's the spergs who are mentally ill
>>748252489Normals are more anxious than prey animals and need everything they like to be socially proven first before risking interacting with it. If they didn't already see it on their feed then they will assume that it's weird and there's no social advantage to learning about it.
>>748252489It is one-sided. Normies only have one mode which is "me me me". Whatever isn't there to coddle them is just wallpaper.
>>748252132>>748252551>i am belovedmiddle management is always easily pleased by deception and ass kissing, huh
>>748232546>i was referring to how normies only eat up AAA games and occasionally the popular indie game because they want to fit ini hate this so much. people who said they dont like turn based rpgs (while having never played them) suddendly love e33 and bg3 because theyre popular. retarded cattle
>>748238172i avoid the office environments cause i know i aint gonna make it. i just show up and get paid and chat some bullshit sometimes. right now i drive for a living and im alone 90% of the day.
>>748252903There's a guy like you at my office. Always has to point out how smart he is in public channels, that he sees through all the fake bullshit.Nobody likes this guy, I know you think pointing this out with a silly picture is a victory but it barely works here, and it definitely doesn't work IRL.You know those Reddit fags who say shit like "you must be fun at parties."?The sad truth is that IRL, he is more acceptable to be, than you are.I don't necessarily agree with it, but I do accept it.You pose as being the more intelligent of us, but refusing to accept reality because it feels gay and pointless, is actually more harmful than just admitting that's how it is.You don't even have to like it, you just need to accept that's how things actually are in most settings.
>>748252435Try again nigger. I'm autistic and love being alone. I'm just not a fucking retard without the mental capacity to understand how the way I treat people affects how they treat me.You're ultimately crying about not getting promoted while not being a guy who's worth that promotion. No amount of stomping your feet like a toddler about how it's unfair will change that. That's literally tranny behavior, demanding to be treated as a woman even though the physical truth is you're a man.>>748252602I always wonder what the point of a post like this is. No I didn't engage with your bullshit accusation and let you derail the conversation like the coward you are.>>748252609Holy fucking shit you dumb autistic nigger. You are also going to die one day. Does that mean you should just stop looking when you cross the fucking street?You'll enjoy your life more if you stopped being a negative faggot about everything and started being nice. People are nice to people who are nice.Never mind that there is literal material gain to be had from being nice and showing that you have social skills. That's how you get promoted into a leadership position and become irreplaceable.
>>748253176>wehhhhhh wehhhhhhh wehhhhhhh how DARE you not participate in my social mind gamesI'm just not doing it>but everybody will hate you!Don't care>but you won't get promoted!Don't care
>noooo I'm le autisticskill issue, unironically
>>748253176It's not about posturing as being more intelligent, it's about refusing to engage with the charade. Everyone could see the emperor was naked.
>>748252903one thing ive learned is that if people cant get a read on you then they will just fill in the blanks themselves.>well thats shitty, gay, and pettyyes it certainly is
>>748253290>Don't careYeah you do
>>748238403>Treatment of schizoid personality: an analytic psychotherapy handbookwhy do people that just want to be left alone need "treatment"?
>>748253379No he doesn't. He just said he doesn't care.
>>748253328Have fun being stuck at a dead end job for the rest of your life then
Why do normalfags always post in these type of threads and try to convert people to their normalfaggotry?
>>748252540>can you get bennies for this in the US?lol no. Unless your family have connexions with higher ups in the gubment ofc.
Slapping that girl when she tried to kiss me pretty much cemented it.
>>748246607>notice a pattern of people being shit>will leave eventually anyway>realise what peace and joy i have when im alone>all my problems are always caused by someone elseand "people" consider this a disorder somehow
>>748253290>cares enough to do the boring part of the job but not the easy part of playing pretend and get free promotionsuseful tool, love to see them
>>748253176>People are nice to people who are nice.Which is why I'm nice to people I actually care about and avoid conflict with the annoying people at work.How retarded do you have to be to assume that just because I don't care for the creatures in HR I just hate everyone?
>>748246481left is schizoid, right is larper faggot
>>748253289>self-hating autisticit's sad because you're not able to see what you're doing wrong.
Why do sad losers get mad when you tell them that being a sad loser won't get them anywhere?
>>748232147Like fucking what?Im pretty sure you just have garbage taste.
>>748253472LolLmao even
>>748253585>self-hating autisticHoly projection lmao >Being nice to people is wrongHoly fucking shit you can't make this shit up
>>748232147actual vidya enjoyer, leave this place
>>748253290>Don't careThen what are we arguing about? If you're fine with how things are, then cool, good talk.Sorry, I thought you wanted to move up and thrive within the normalfag system, but if you actually don't and don't care, we can cut this right here, my mistake, have a good night anon>>748253328But if everyone sees the emperor is naked, and they all act like he's wearing clothes, and you know it's because they're afraid of what happens if they don't- that's all great data.Isn't the most sensible thing to play along for the benefit of others who don't see the truth, or are scared to face it, and use your data to get what you want within the system?I'm not saying you need to love the fake and gay system where everybody pretends to see clothes. I'm saying you need to accept that it's there, and that most people will happily live out their lives within it, and that doesn't make them bad, necessarily. You can use your data and insight that others don't have, to your own advantage, while being compassionate to others who aren't where you're at.
>>748252551Literally nobody likes you faggot. Everybody in your life will breathe a sigh of relief when you die.
>>748253739Saying something doesn't make it true. I'm not even sure why you'd want that to be true.
>>748253514literal narcissism
>>748253739insane levels of projection my dude
>GRRRRR STOP BEING SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPY! >YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THE WORLD SUCKS AND IS MEANINGLESS AND THAT WE ALL HATE EACH OTHER!>ACTUALLY BEING NICE IS THE REAL EVIL!Ah, to be 15 again...
>>748253720>I thought you wanted to move up and thrive within the normalfag systemLiterally no one here wants that.
>>748253597Two facts:1). They are indifferent.2). They aren't trying to get anywhere.
>>748237629>you will rejected a few times>a few timesI gave up after attempt number 80It's amazing how you can tell that people are bothered by your presence before they even consciously notice you
>>748253023If you're deceiving me by working hard and laughing at my jokes, and answering my questions as if we are friendly, while secretly hating me, who actually suffers?It's not me, is it?Do you see how I sort of get everything I want, and nobody is hurt by it?Does that make sense?
>>748235186how do you get the erecting a barrier power?
Is there really a difference between being antisocial and autistic?I would rather play vidya than literally any social interaction other than if a woman wanted sex.I have no IRL friends and that's just how I like it.
>>748232894I love when retards find and connect with each other.
>>748253472Life is more than your paycheck, hylic.
>>748249707Is that the chain-smoking convenience store girl that needs to sit on my face or else she'll die!?!
>>748249528my only 2 frens left are the ones that dont mind me doing that and their spergs in other ways so it evens out. every normie that tried to befriend me for who knows what reason act offended if i dont want to talk every single day. though desu when im not forced to meet someone i usually just forget about them, i dont really think about hanging out with others
>I have to act like a normie because I can't talk about my hobbies are playing games with rape in themAt least 4chan got my back
>>748253903They maybe should want it, because if you put a little time in to get further up the chain, there are sweet little pockets to hide in.You can WFH and stretch a 1 day task out over 4 days while playing retro vidya, basically neeting with extra steps, but the extra steps get you 14x the neet bux
>>748230070kek you triggered all the brown narc troons with this one
>>748254104no it doesn't. rape is brownoid behavior
>>748254138oh no it's new to 4chan.org D:
>>748254104What's the appeal?
>>748253432Usually because it interferes with their ability to function properlyMakes holding a job, fulfilling obligations, or maintaining the relationships they do want to have extremely difficultAlso nobody is getting forcefully treated, you go to a therapist or psychiatrist yourself if you think you have a problemIf a schizoid doesn't do that then nobody will force them
>>748253989>dance for your wages, wagies. appease me or no rent money.loooooooooool
>>748254036autism gets thrown around like calling shit GAY. loners have always existed and its not mental retardation.
>>748254053Nta, and you're right that life is more than a paycheck, but a paycheck gives you options with which to live.I've been Neet and I've been well off, and being well off lets me live 80% the same, I just don't need to look at the prices of things.It's easy to act like it's all one or the other
>>748254259See, again, I'm really well liked, so literally nobody who works for me thinks they're having to dance for rent money. Do you see how this argument doesn't really work, if there's no element of truth to it?
>>748253903I want it if only to hope for a less shit job and maybe get a girlfriend. I have gone mute autist at my current job though.
>>748254196you rarely see it outside of porn games
>>748250112I read your message and will respond to it a bit later, just letting you know since I have to do some stuff
>>748254417What do you like about rape?
>>748249528My trick is to have 2 apartments in different cities, and my friends in either city all know this.So I'm only in town some of the time, and I'm only officially in town when I choose to pop my head up.
>>748254341What field is it?
>me = well liked>you = not well likedI think it is fitting that we will see ~150+ more posts of this juvenile faggotry in a mental illness thread until 404.
>>748253989>laughing at my jokesyou're not funny. everyone laughs to kiss your ass.>I get everything I wantand that's all you care about. Rope can be obtained for low prices at your local hardware store.
>>748253521i am gonna die homeless in a tent by the river, dawg
>>748254448Yeah np anon, we might get nuked before then, so just in case, have a good one man.What I meant to add, was basically, try to surround yourself with people who you want to be more like, in some way or another. And don't chase girls, especially not this one that's uninterested. It's either a game, or genuine lack of care, you don't need it.You can become the sort of guy that can do things, that other doers like hanging out with. And girls just happen after that. They meet you, they meet your friends, they see you in your element or get introduced. They'll find you, you don't have to chase anyone.Turn yourself into a piece of bread, and they'll all want a bite.
Sex-having """schizoids""""
>>748254526normalfag middle managers just really want to assert their self-perceived superiority for some reason
Im just sick of being alone. Im tired of being treated like i dont exist or like im a freak not worth knowing. I try to talk to people and make friends but they dont want it. I dont add anything to their lives so it makes sense, but I try and nothing works. I want to be normal, i hate that i find socializing unfulfilling, i try to open up and talk to people but no one wants to hear it. No one wants to share their lives with me, i go in to work come home and then go to work again, i just cant do it. Im just not meant to be happy or loved. I hate myself for not being brave enough to end my misery.
>>748254548If I'm not funny, why would they be laughing?>and that's all you care aboutI think you've projected somebody onto me, and it's them you're really mad at.
>>748228291>coworker mentions vidya>it's STALKER and WoTSometimes it's not that bad
>>748254465 I just find it interesting and see how the writers use it to affect the viewer. Some know how to stir up anger well; others use it as a fetish
>>748252540>can you get bennies for an asocial loserno, lillith
>>748254649What if im surrounded by normalfags who I cant stand and the people I can actually get along with (not in any of my circles and they obviously just stay inside and play vidya) are fucking losers too? I dont want to be like some normal douchebag, i want to be me.
Luv being aloneLuv me single player games0 friends on steamNeet king 4 lyfe
>>748254663I don't think I ever said I was better than you, do you see how I could think that you kind of made that detail up, based on your feelings about somebody else you met before, who you're actually mad at?
>(somehow) coworker talks about rance>he modded the porn out of it and played it for the gameplaynot sure if extremely based or extremely cringe
it's funny seeing cluster b's hallucinate a competition with cluster a's where there isn't one.>cluster a: *shrugs*>cluster b: "Oh, shrugging competition, I see. I'll have you know, I'm the best shrugger there is *does a shrug rehearsed a few years ago*">cluster a: "Cool." *doesn't care*>cluster b: (thinking) "this guy's a professional and he knows it, how do I remind him he's not better than me?" *yawns loudly in a passive-aggressive mood*>cluster a: *side eye, then continues working* >cluster b: (angry, sobbing) "You're not better than me!" *tries to get you fired*>cluster a: *doesn't work since he's the only person actually doing work and the company will otherwise implode if they leave*
>>748254798There's a pathway whereby you can be "you" and compatible with normies.It starts with understanding normies nature and not hating it.You need to live with them and not hate them, it you're going to get what you want, because the right woman for you is most likely a normie. Your best friend, the one who fills in the gaps in your skills and thinking, is probably a normie on a bunch of different subjects.We create this bracket of normalniggers to push them away, and it feels good to blame them and hate them and feel superior to them. But you need to accept them and consider that even turbo normalfags can have something to teach you.
>>748254872Pretty based. Rance getting his dick wet is the worst part about Rance.
Any of you ever hang out with a woman from work then stop speaking to her once she makes it clear she will never hang out with you without another man around?
>>748245929ADHD and autism aren't mutually exclusiveyou can have both
>>748228814Wow she's just like me but birds instead of video games
>>748254974They dont WANT me. I just have an aura I guess. People shut down and leave me alone. They dont want to sit there and listen to me bullshit about some shit they never heard of.Im just not a fit for this world, and unfortunately im stuck here because Im a pussy I guess.
>>748254690>be alone even though I kinda amuse myself with small hobbies>get lonely, or brain thinks I'm lonely>hang out with a variety of people>don't really like any of them and always glad when I'm back homegeez what's the solution to this puzzle
>>748249770FUCK YOU CUNO
>>748255132that's horrifying
>>748254716>why would they be laughing?If you're going to say that the people you hold authority over have no reason to feign an emotion to appease you, either your theory of mind is still stuck in toddler stages or you are willfully ignorant. Your head goes through the loop in the rope.
>>748254649Yeah, it might before I can give a meaningful response so have a good one, I like your messages a lot and gave me clarity.
>>748254690I'm sorry life's been tough like this anon.For me what really helped was developing myself to a baseline where any given person is at worst neutral when they see me.For me that meant working out and getting lean. Looking athletic will give you the benefit of the doubt from many people, you look "competent" in some obvious way, and so people give you a little credit. Maybe it's just not leaving when you show up, or girls not looking disgusted anymore. You can fix little things that give you a blank slate with everyone, even earn you some starter points with them, if they're also into staying in shape.For me it was this, maybe for you it can be something else, but being fit and healthy is kind of universal.
>>748254073Im lucky i befriended an entire family of autistic guys, 6 brothers, like me so they really dont mind or care when i do it, they just say welcome back after i return
>>748255171You've already done something pretty good though, anon, you are able to model a situation where you try and fail, and you even know why you fail.So now you can try not doing those things you know will lead to failure.What do you do that turns others off?Is doing that absolutely essential to who you are?If so, why do you feel that way? What would become of you if you stopped?I think you would still be you, just a version of you that's more compatible with others.
>>748255247It's interesting that you'd jump to a conclusion like that rather than consider something a bit easier, like, maybe it doesn't make much difference to the outcome whether the laughter is fake or not?If somebody is faking how they feel to appease me, they're choosing to do that. I havent asked them to do it, they're choosing to lie. And if you're right, it's because they fear what happens if they don't, and again, that's not something I can control, either.So why is it important whether they are lying or not? Pretend I have a fully functioning mind, at least on par with you, and play this through with me, maybe you'll educate me.
>>748255207bad news is that misdiagnosis happens pretty oftengood news is that autism diagnosis requires multiple sessions with clinical psychologist (MD with psychology knowledge)adhd diagnosis requires just one test done with psychologistpsychologists can't diagnose so psychiatrist takes the test results from them and then decides if autism screening should be done before adhd diagnosisoftentimes the diagnosis "both" is misdiagnosis because of multiple shared symptoms
>>748241208genuine ADHD fags have my pity... it looks like a genuine bother to deal with and on top of that you have normalfaggots downplaying and rolplaying with illness just to look interesting... at least autists can exist on their own
>>748249528I did except I did few years instead of months.
Two of my coworkers talk nonstop about fucking League of Legends and DRG. They look just as you'd imagine they would.
>>748255542As an adult autist, the main issue is people immediately talking to me like I'm an easily manipulable downie the second I have an awkward pause.
>>748255513I already explained it to you. Make sure the knot is right and there is sufficent space between you and floor so you can avoid strangling yourself.
>coworker is a cooking youtuber>think "yeah ok 50 subs lol">actually a fucking million subs and ends up leaving his IT job for thathonestly good for hi->somehow throws it all away by leaving his cooking channel and making a new marvelshit reaction channel that gets less than 500 views per videoI just don't get it man
>>748232005your image folder
>>748229968Schizoid recognizes social cues but doesnt participate in normie games
>>748255794The rope schtick is a bit unnecessary, kinda comes off weird.But okay, play it through. Suppose I get somebody like you, I make a joke and you don't laugh.What do you think the next step is?Judging from your recipes, I suppose you might think I'd melt down, or take some petty revenge, but if I say outright now, thats not accurate, can you play it through any other way?Or does your argument only really work when I'm a fictional character.
>>748255863Why wouldn't he just do both? Is he stupid?
>>748255984>What do you think the next step is?nta but you seem like you'd scorekeep and then make sure to not promote that person regardless of merit.
>>748228291Liking some obscure untranslated tranime game doesnt make you cool and hardcore btw, and normies are right to scoff at you for liking it
>>748235186Feels like the artist just wants to strawman somebody they personally dislike
>>748255863hubris got him, not realising that he lucked out on the algo he thought he could just get a new channel going because watch the videos for him not his content
>>748245352She's racist to races (human, dwarf,orc, anything not elf etc) though, not niggers dumbass.You wouldn't call a spic a nigger.Be a better racist and call people by the appropriate slur or else it losses all actual racism.If I call you a nigger it's not racist or edgy at all, it's just us being gamers
>>748255198Hey he turned his life around and joined the RCM, show some respect to the Cuno.
>>748256078That's probably fair, judging by some of my replies earlier about just not promoting anons like that, I can see how you'd think that.The real answer is i'd probably laugh at myself and apologise for being a retard, and understand that this guy doesn't get my jokes.Because this anon has never been anyones boss, he sees the relationship as one of petty tyranny, but another way to view it is you actually don't have to care if people like you.Life is much easier when they do, because somebody who likes you is less likely to quit when you point out that they need to pull their socks up in one area, so it's really not wise to antagonise or cultivate fear, because sometimes you need to call in a favour. I like to build up a cache with my guys, where I do them 2 or 3 favours for every one I ask of them, but that's my own choice.
I am 36, work at CVS, and I have a 22yo coworker born in 2004. I know talking with your co-workers about vidya is a meme, but I do it anyway with this kid. Most of his favorite games are PS2 games like FFX and Sly Cooper. It pisses me off and I have to constantly remind him that he was born after that era and never truly experienced them, and that emulating them or buying them today doesn't count. He doesn't see an issue with it and always says shit like "well people listen to bands before their time, why can't I do that with games?" and I just shake my head.Why do the younger folk just constantly steal our games? They're not for you. They weren't made for you. You don't understand them like we do.
>too afraid to get a mental health diagnosisAnyone else?Reading up on all the disorders and a lot hitting so close to home worries me but I'm not sure if I'm more afraid of finding out I don't have them and I'm just a unsociable sperg or I do and I'm legitimately a mentally insane person.
>>748257178You forgot the dante image.
>>748256542"this is what will happen if you don't conform, unless IM your boss, because Im special"Enjoy the hellfire.
>>748257243I got my autist diagnosis at 7 and am now signing up for a retirement fund where the government matches your contributions if you're disabled.
>>748257243it could also be that you have some other minor mental fuckup that causes similar symptoms, and your inability to cope with it is causing much larger issues than what you would actually be dealing with if you knew the truth.
>video game starts talking about coworker
>>748239207Not him but I only get tired of being around others.
>>748257469Just turn off the dev commentary.
>>748257243>mentally ill>tranimein all seriousness you gotta step out of your mind and put effort and attention to something concrete if this is getting to you. no one ever "got better" by ruminating.
>>748257243Unless I have something that could net me disability money, I don't see the point in diagnosis.I've been living in the way that makes me most comfortable for the past ten years. Why change?
>>748228291that's basically every thread on /v/eddit
>>748231453I can talk Dragonball and Bleach, but if asked, I'll tell them with no shame or hesitation that kill la kill is my favorite, honorable mentions go to parasyte maxim, cowboy bebop, samurai champloo, and the original ruroni kenshin
>they start talking about rocket league and clash royale
>>748228814>>748231183>>748235186>all the images have been edited to replace autism for schizoidis this a psyop or something?
>>748228423Trueeeee
>>748253571>free promotionsEnjoy your 2 cents per hour raise with three times the workload lol
>Not being a normgroid goycattle is a personality disorderLmao
>>748231795It's a boomer thing that pisses me off increasingly more the older I getBitch learn some basic fucking manners and dont interrupt, ESPECIALLY if you're adding absolutely nothing to the topic or you're going to fucking hard pivot into something else YOU care aboutHoly shit for how much they complain they werent slapped enough as children jesus fucking christ
I wanna hug a tomboy
>>748239207It takes me about 3-6 months of almost complete solitude to begin to feel alone enough that I'll ask my friends if they want to grab a bite or hangout. Even then, I don't actually feel lonely. I'm probably on the 1st-5th percentile for introversion though. I'm sociable, so people rarely see it coming. Half my friends thought I was an extrovert just because I'm good with people. Truth is even after 2 hours of hanging with my friends I want to bounce and see them again a month+ later. It's not because their bad company either. I've chosen my friends very well. Being ground people is just draining.I've never had "work friends." I've never even gone out with co-workers for lunch or drinks and I've been working for 15 years. It's just not my thing. I want to have a good repertoir with them, but I do not want them to be my friends.
>>748241930Was gonna say I have both lmao. I can lock into anything interesting to me for an indefinite amount of time, but if I'm not interested I am bored within a couple handful of minutes and need to move.
>>748242043In my case, he fucking deserves it because he the third wheel in this case is the one loud fucking retard that NEEDS to tell everyone about F1 and divert EVERY SINgLE FUCKING CONVERSATION into mclaren verstappen congojumbo ferrari shitEat shit faggot, squirm and quiver on the existence of hobbies outside yours, I'm not only not going to stop talking to this other new dude about factorio, I'm deliberately avoiding to talk about factorio cars and tanks to prevent him to get a fucking grip to tear the conversation apart into something only he gives a shit about
>>748252132you are not an employer or in a managerial position
>>748228551>friend starts calling CoD and NBA goyslop>later on in the conversation says he loved DA Inquisition and AC Odyssey
>>748250112>have relationships that are purely transactional and nothing more wow, how exciting.
>>748228291>Drinking buddies start talking about video gamesAbsolutely horrible topic for drunk talk. Talk about movies, music, gossip, society, yourself, make jokes, posture, throw something, talk about hot girls, just whatever you do don't talk about video games. You never get anything out of it, "have you played X", "there's a new patch on Y" it's too dry of a topic for drinking. And don't talk about housing either!
>>748241502ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DATE A BPDEMON.
>>748237629>go out there and expose yourselfwhat's the benefit of being on the sex offender registry exactly?
>>748257248Right, thanks. You mean this one?
>>748232608did he laugh like the devil from cow & chicken?
>>748249528I did it permanently. I don't have friends anymore.
>>748249528I just cut contact with my irl friends for like one or three months, talk to them for a week and eventually meet if they want to do board game night(which is once per blue moon lately).I can talk with my three online friends(which I want to meet someday) everyday though
>>748257243I want the opposite, Ive been going to therapy for some time, and even dropped it after I thought Id made it, but Im always back to the same place and feeling the same way and now I hope I can get a diagnosis and take some magic pill and stop feeling and acting like this, because I just go there and vent and nothing changes
>>748256242Cirno would never say this
>>7482572439 of 10 times is a scam to "diagnose" people with made up shit and drain your wallet with stupid shit like "therapy" or drugs
>>748255946your diagnosis is underage and autistic
>>748228423>you're a memorable guy anonHearing my coworkers say that about me, while acting like this might be worst. I don't know how I do it. I know that met a teacher I hung out with in high school, and he remembered me. I was only there for like five months, but he remembered me still.
>>748255247You're putting it backwards: people are not fake laughing as much as their minds are filtering that the joke comes from superior, and thus they should laugh.
>>748261906Cirno didn't say itI, Anonymous, did
>>748252903The reason why they get so aggressive is because when they see someone refusing to play their little games, they have to prove to themselves that they are in the right and this person is in the wrong because if not, then they were the ones acting like retards their entire lives for no reason other than "everyone else is doing it".
>>748246607I was reading a story, about a character who was essentially hated as a kid by his parents, but loved as an adult. When asked, he said he didn't really know what changed: he always did well in school, wasn't a sperg, nothing like that. But it's almost like the family just assumed he was a retard, which made him double down, which made the family's scorn double down on him until at a certain, invisible point, where they decided to flip it, and pretend they never hated him. I think about that when it comes to the experience you and I faced. It's arbitrary. It's everyone saying everything you're doing is bad, which makes you wonder if there's nothing you can do. Not even if there's nothing you can do right, as much as nothing you can do that's presentable. That life is full of social trick questions, and people expect you to not have the intuition to follow through, which makes you not seek these experiences. To shrink down and run from these things.
>>748237120Yumiella is a cute dork and has romantic interests, however.
>>748228423/thread>>748239207Nigger, I don't come to work to meet friends. I come to work to do work. Sure, if it's a job where you have to interact with people in order to get the job done like something in service or research oriented jobs, be more talkative but most jobs can literally be done without talking about unimportant bullshit. It's literally just another extension of this gay high school bullshit most grown adults NEVER get rid of because deep down they know they're mediocre and they have to size up against one another in weird insecure ways to make them seem cool or the best or whatever.If you want to talk, get friends or a wife. I'm here here to do work cunt. What the fuck happened to being professional at work? I'm not even saying you can't make jokes ever, but I have more important things to do than listen to your drivel and you and I both know this shit isn't actually building a relationship so get lost.
>>748230420>>748231384I can see where you're coming from, but I really don't agree with that mentality. If you have to feign interest in what that person is saying, it's very clear that bond is fake and something that only exists to exploit them. I'm not saying that's wrong per se, but but it's not going to build a real relationship which comes from real expressions of one's mind and interests and so on and the person listening actually listening. The biggest problem with modern society is that people aren't honest about not caring about other people's opinions when most of the time it doesn't matter and it just builds another fake and gay relationship that will turn sour sooner rather than later. You can (and probably should) be polite about it, but it's better to just say that you're not interested in that and your coworker should talk about something else or just move on. not all conversations need to be had. Some of them are just white noise and they should be treated as such.
>>748239207no and if I do I have actual friends I interact with
>have shitty waiter job 10 years ago>everyone's seemingly on good terms with each other, very little drama >be fired for no reason after two years>i'm later told everyone there hated my guts because i kept using my autism as an excuse to slack off>never once told anyone i had autism or made excuses for anything
>>748250112you are an honest to god mega retard for this post, holy shit you dont have a single authentic friendship what makes you think you can give advice
>>748249719>a common denominator for schizoid personality disorder is having parents (mother especially) who were either neglectful/distant or controllingSo am I just fucked for life because of this?Why isn't this a crime?
>>748241693Sportsball is the lamest shit. Like I love sports but actual combat sports like bare-knuckle boxing, karate or anything where theres and actual contest between two people going for the gold. Football is just lame tribalism and there's not even anymore kino riots and shit to justify its existence. I suspect that in the next 50 years or so, people will just stop caring about it because the shit is so lame compared to knocking people the fuck out in the ring. There's no football equivalent to classic moments like these.>>748242272based black man.
I fucking hate the >normalfagthat's in every schizoid thread on /v/ talking the same "therapeutic" bullshit out of his assit's still you, the one with the "mommy"-gf, right?
>>748267062That's brutal, in a not fun way.
>>748251986it can be either, nature or nurtureboth can be worked out with therapy (not the drugs kind)
>>748267448The dude signed up for it. He knew what he was getting into.
>>748228291What are your coworkers currently playing, /v/? Mine are playing valheim and hoi4
>>748267564I don't know nor care. We're coworkers not friends.
>>748254131>They maybe should want ityou're worse than a normalfag: you're a willing slave
>>748232092Texting is really fucking gay. You play the game and get a date while its hot if this is tinder or some other gay app. If you dont get a date in a week or less it isnt happening. If you got the number in person it should of started with you asking for their number to take them on a date. Also the main theme with texting women, they love being ignored. The best thing to do when theyre giving you the cold shoulder is to ignore them. They'll either triple message you and youre back in or its over anyway and there was nothing you could do.
>>748267539I don't know, I just can't get enjoyment from real violence. Only fantasy violence.
>>748254690you just need to start things with groupsstart some course, first day no one knows each other, people are willing to bond with whoever is friendlier or closertry cooking or some easy to learn language repeat this until it works outChurch is a last resort for making friends, it's Jesus first: what you actually need the most
Eh I ship it
>>748266780Birth rates would plummet but the abuse will continue regardless so trying to punish being a shitty parent outside of stuff thats already illegal in the adult world is a losing battle. People get irrationally angry being given any advice on how to raise their kid even if their idea of raising one is shoving them into a dog cage and pouring boiling water in.
>>748241208>either can't start a task for shit or get so lost in it you end up forgetting about something
>>748268029Understandable. I'm not going to be a cunt and mock you for it.>>748268016Honestly, my time in college really convinced me of two things:1) Women that text you about shit that can be said in person or over the phone aren't serious about the relationship. they just want attention2) Your average women really isn't worth the effort to woo her. I just fucked sluts and called it a day. A woman worth the effort would actually put effort into talking to you in person when possible and appropriate and setting things up and following through. That is a unicorn in at least America (not sure about Europe although western Yurobros make it sound pretty bad there too).Dating is basically a humiliation ritual at this point. It's not a surprise there's a sharp increase in single zoomer males and birthrates are plummeting.
>>748239432That's just like, your opinion man
Today my coworkers all went out for lunch and didn't invite me.
>>748254802I used to never play online games; I was willing to play Death Stranding completely offline since I wait for huge discountsI'm glad now that many people also wait for huge discounts, it would've been a way lesser experience to play it offline only.My first and only online game I played was some war hammer 40k tps one, a couple weekends on that coop mode. I added a couple people as friends , but we never talked and eventually I played until I got bored of it.Recently started I playing Monster Hunter Rise on Steam while joining randomly ongoing online coops quests and adding a couple people as friends. Never talked to them again and I think I've never seen them playing it either. Then I met lots of other people playing it and we played a lot after I figured out how the lobby worked. We barely talked and basically only the game's stuff. I finished the DLC with them.Playing coop is fun, anon.
>>748245342Indeed. It's shocking what "scientific evidence" amounts to in most fields.
>>748257243Not afraid, it's just so fucking expensive. Multiple 200 dollar sessions just to be like "yup, you're retarded, you can get your Vyanse now"
>>748258140You're probably joking, but a thing you can do is reverse image search or just check the archives and see it for yourself how far back you can find the same image or if you can find your non-Mandela effect/psyop edit
>>748268440I really think texting women is one of the most mentally and emotionally exhausting things you can do to yourself as a guy. Girls can probably have it rough too but theyre in the pick and choose position as long as they arent holding out for imaginary chad. If I ever have so ill try to tell him, avoid texting women as much as possible either call them or hangout with them, I most likely won't be listened to. When it comes to foreign women Asian and European. I think theyre honestly easier to talk to and less cliquey. At least in my experience dating there.
>>748268704Its a conspiracy to say everyone is retarded so they get on worker drone drugs to stifle their creativity and be ok with sitting at a desk being unfulfilled
>>748268935Just do the one word reply that they hate, it's the least ammunition you can give them.
>>748241879i do this all the time
Why is this board so full of normalfags?
>>748269143ongoing raid of discordtrannies that are here to "liberalize" /v/irgins
>foid brings her bf up randomly so chuds wont hit on her
>>748235078Casual workplace, tranny
>>748238216Saved
>>748269415?
>>748269415>>748269462>exactly 60 seconds apartYou are fooling nobody.
>>748269094If a girl is texting you annoying shit you ignore them. They will feel self concious, apologize or act sweet and want your attention. Sending rude replies doesnt do anything helpful.
>>748269143Normie website
>>748268587if you went, they wouldve dined and dashed and left you with the bill
>>748231574You could have just pretended to be so exhausted that you could only sleep. Then again I hate commuting so much that it far exceeds my hatred of ritual social interaction.
>>748229059The only time coworkers talk to me is when they need their shift covered, and obviously i decline every single time
>>748269564Both those posts are mine and I'm not trying to fool anyone, tranny
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>>748270592meds. now
>/v/ self diagnoses as some meme diagnosisgeg
>>748270620I cant believe im saying it but im gonna replay smt4 final now. Fuck you.
>>748233118Met only 2 people like that in my life, they knew even more obscure jrpgs than me like valkyrie profile covenant of the plume and resonance of fate
Gamers, please retrvn to society, we need you, your wife needs you
>>748270836For what purpose? Claiming that my posts are mine?
