Are there any good Harry Potter games worth playing? How come no one has made any fun magic school sim?
>>748243348>magic school simThey'd end up infringing on Harry Potter and if they don't, it immediately becomes political because "fuck JK Rowling" or they "support JK Rowling". The game will be hyper analysed by trannies/autistics for them to criticise or use it as a vessel to criticise others.That said, I was going to make a magic sim in the past. Similar to Daggerfalls NPC interaction with better graphics and an in depth magic system. I just got bored of it. Magic isn't really fun enough for me to dedicate the time needed to make a game and content around it.
>>748243348>Are there any good Harry Potter games worth playing?"No!"
>>748243703THE
Why would you genderswap Draco Malfoy of all characters?
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is apparently the sixth best selling game on the ps1, above Metal Gear Solid and Crash Bandicoot.explain this shit to me.
>>748244323it's hot
>>748243348Philosopher's StoneChamber of Secrets
>>748244383harry potter was a huge deal
>>748244323Correction
>>748244323the funny thing is the actual Draco is a cowardly brat while Dracette is always a cunty dominatrix looking bitch.
>>748244323i thought it was that girl from the chinese harry potter mobile game
>>748244323sex with evil women
>>748244323Trannies and porn addicts
>>748243348I don't get why someone hasn't up a Persona style clone set in a magic school. It's not like JK invented the idea of magic school after all.
>>748243348>How come no one has made any fun magic school sim?Because anyone doing has to either work with the absolute garbage that his harry potter worldbuilding or risk getting sued by warner bros.
>>748244465True, i guess it was as popular or even more popular than twilight was during the early to mid 2000s
>>748244323Troonshit, that's it.
>>748244598chinese are really good at that anime/western fusion style
>>748244661Little Witch Academia did not get sued.
>>748244671Different age groups, I think most people had outgrown Harry Potter by the time they were "Twilight-age", though there's of course creatures called Potter-adults.
>>748244323It's a straight thing, you wouldn't get it
>>748243348Old PS1 Harry Potter games are simple but sweet. Bonus points for Jeremy Soule music.>>748243703DEH
>>748243348I am upset that these big hoop ear rings are not shaped like snakes
>>748244661Harry Potter doesn't have that much stuff that's copyrightable due to how much is lifted straight from elsewhere. You'd had to copy the film aesthethics to a t or use names and stuff like Quidditch to get into serious trouble.
>>748244598How much of a romance content does she get?
>>748243348Unironically looks almost exactly like my first girlfriend, including the hoop earrings. The only difference is she had oversized tits.
sex with slytherin girls
>>748243348>>748243703>>748244383It is a legitimately good game despite being a movie licensed game. I don't understand why people are suddenly shitting on it.
>>748245240TPS and COS are good
>>748245180Did she also verbally abuse you?
>>748243348FLIPENDO!
>>748243348SEX
>>748245346No, but she was extremely assertive, probably also because she was 182cm and wore high heels almost all the time outside classes.Funnily enough she became a judge later in life.
>>748244383this and the sequel were quite good, had a strong ip and were very easy games that any 8 year old (me) could actually finish
>>748245318They are. In fact, the goblet of fire in the PS2 is also an amazing game, it was fun could have up to 4 players at a time had neat puzzles in it.In fact every game up to goblet of fire was at least "good" to me. I don't understand why people have hateboners for them.
>>748245426>Assertive>182cm and wore high heels almost all the time>Big tits>JudgeAnd why is she not your wife today?
>>748244323Turns the relationship between her and Harry into some hardcore hatesex relationship.and even then its still a better ship than Harry/Ginny.
>>748243348>Are there any good Harry Potter games worth playing? There is only one.
>>748245426i had a huge crush on a french teacher (from france) who was exactly as described, was super tall in a short people country and dwarved all male teachers, whenever she walked in everyone stared
I just want a HP game with character creation that is set during canon.
>>7482456091. Because I was an idiot and hopelessly in love with her best friend, a BPD whore, so I dumped her to "be true to myself."2. Also because she was one of those unicorns actually into femdom and would peg me with a double-ended dildo while having screaming orgasms herself, which made me feel gay and insecure.
>>748245240jk rowling bad because uhhhhhhhhhhh uhhm uhhhh jk rowling bad
>>748245973this is larp but i choose to believe it
>We will boycott Hogwarts Legacy>Add in trans character named SIR-ona RYAN >Game sells gazillions anyways>We will boycott Harry Potter TV Reboot>Everyone is going to watch it anywaysHow does she do it?
>>748246203Most people just consoom so any internet boycott fails
>>748243348I look like that
>>748244323I remember when the Harry Potter game came out it was also around the time when character.ai came out. There was a gender bent Draco Malfoy bot, Lucia Malfoy I think, and everyone was posting their chats with Lucia in Harry Potter game threads. Good times. But man, AI has come a long way since then.
>>748246203this is very transphobic. stop or i'll kill myself
>>748245973Completely understandable. However if the pegging was such a problem for you, you could have done the femdom thing without the dildo.
>>748244671Yes it was massively popular. The most comparable thing to the original Star Wars release than anything else. A factor into that happening was that a huge wave of moviegoing culture had been cultivated by the releases of many phenomenal movies in the couple preceding years, such as SW episode 1 and the Matrix. People were primed to go see movies in theaters and then here comes a kids movie that every kid knew from the book fairs at school. It looks awesome, there's magic and monsters, and you can get a lightning bolt temporary tattoo on your forehead. Every kid from 5-14 was ecstatic. My entire neighborhood went to see it together which is something we only did that one time.
>>748246203you know how we as 4channers are actually a minority? well sjws are also a minority but they are loudera vast majority of people out there just dont give a fuck about eitherfuck you and fuck you, immawizardbitch
Did you protect her smile?
>>748246169No, it's not, anon. If you knew the whole extent of my love life between ages 18-30 you'd want to murder me in my sleep. I know because I would wish even worse upon that person - so many balls dropped I might have as well joined the WNBA.>>748246430I had screaming orgasms myself. Again, young, stupid, insecure. I was poor as shit back then, she would bring me lunches to school. Buy me clothes "because I have to look nice with her" (the official version). I looked like a goblin next to her.
>>748244383Pottermania.
This was a good game
>>748246556Oof. Happens to the best of us.Has it never occured to you try to reconnect with her?
>>748246447Did any spoiler raids similar to this happen?https://youtu.be/t95aLo7R1NM?si=QurFbUCL3wcbOekW
>>748244383Late 90's was the golden era of entertainment
>>748245707https://files.catbox.moe/661mn1.jpeg
why is it that every single kids cartoon in a certain period had a character called Gary Trotter or some shit? a mystery for the ages
>>748246516The safe word is VOLDEMORT
>>748243348Qudistch, or however you spell it, game was cool to me as a kid. The French team drained my balls multiple times.
>>748246759>Has it never occured to you try to reconnect with her?Anon, do you think she stayed single? She's married with children now.
>>748246516>gave her lesbian, man-hating proportions as an adult
>>748246556give me a qrd
>>748246516No I lost my fucking save back when we were dating>connect to Faceberg to save your dataFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
>>748246889as a kid I was always impressed that in the last book, they made Voldemort the trigger world that instantly spawns death eaters near you since only his enemies say it. But now that I think of it this doesn't make much sense, surely they would get like 5 false alarms per second? Do death eaters even have time to visit some grandma instanly with multiple people because she mutter Voldemort once?
>>748247168>tall assertive blonde with huge tits and a femdom fetish>petite raven-haired cutie who would have bisexual threesomes with her (female) first cousin and me>a blonde bimbo from a wealthy family who was a Giga Stacy and unrepentant slut, but very willing to share in adventures>soft, warm, kind, deeply religious girl with multiple burn scars that wanted to get married quickly, live on her family's farm, have lots of children and keep away from the world,And I dumped all of them.
>>748243348>How come no one has made any fun magic school sim?That's just furniture and you can't just steal your neighbor's furniture. The thing that everyone actually likes about Harry Potter is the houses and you can't get away with ripping them off. So you can do a comfy magic school, but why? To what end? What purpose would it serve? Who are you trying to appeal to? What do you actually do in the game? Is it actually fun? None of this is obvious and it requires inspiration without plagiarism.
>>748246889>Shadman
>>748247345your loss anon.
>3 games>2 years each >summer and post graduation DLC (let's assume it's made by a souless corp)>artstyle similar to magic awakened so it'll run on everything >fully modelled school >fully modelled timetable>all students are modelled with timetables and personalties but only your year and the years above and below have any real detail and characterisation>befriend, bully, rival, ignore anyone in your year, its your school fantasy, build your own little clique >no world changing plots, your a student, at best you'll get your name in the newspaper one year and you'll get a popularity boost for a bit >romance in the final game if you really want to risk twitter wrath
>>748245367>play this game (or one of them) on old gateway pc>trying to sneak through library >textures are fucked where everything is bookshelf >younger dumbass me just assumed it was crazy wizard world
>>748247810Romance in the first game or you're a coward.
>>748243348>Make magic school sim>Add dating elements>????>PROFIT
>>748247915we gotta be realistic here anon
>Mobileshit posers
>>748245973>>748246556>>748247508some people drown while other die of thirstOn that note: Why havent you killed yourself yet?
>>748246516>all smiles
>>748246203might be anecdotal, but woke leftists who arent chronically online really dont give a shit
>>748244383Reminder that the PS1, PC and PS2 version of this were all completely different games. This happened to several entries of harry potter games.
>>748244323well let me put it this way for youin the harry potter fandom, daphne greengrass is a very popular character despite her presence in the books essentially just being a name that's used twice, because they wanted a cold slytherin bitch to ship harry withwhen described, it's a 50/50 on whether they'll go for a dark-haired goth hottie, or blondesee where i'm going with this? the fandom YEARNS for a female draco, but they either don't want the baggage that comes with it or they don't want to step on the toes of the trans section of the fandom (which somehow still exists despite JK's politics), so daphne greengrass gets elevated from background nobody to the ice queen of hogwarts while draco fades into the background (or gets made fun of the entire time for being a pussy)
>>748246203Turns out the average normie has absolutely no idea OR concerns about the opinions of terminally online, shut-in trannies. They just like the fun wizard story from their childhood and want more of it.
>>748247810And then add Merula as one of the romance options
>>748248364I'm still confused why leftoids get so triggered at some of the names...like what the fuck is wrong with names like Sean Finnigan, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Cho Chang, etc?
>>748247146>tfw some madlad recreated Merula in VaM
>>748244323because its hot
>>748248495I mean the LGB part also don't really like troons for the most part, though they'll never say it out loud.
>Hogwarts Legacy finally makes a game that steps away from the movie cast and focuses entirely on the setting>The characters are awfulHow hard can it be to make some cool dudes to hang out with and some cute girls for each house
>>748248548Shackles. You know. The things you put on slaves. He's black.And Cho Chang isn't a real name, but it does sound a lot like ching chong, and was given to the only prominent asian character.
>>748248734Seriously who fucking cares?
>>748244323Lack of snobby blondes in the series.
>>748248734So it's just "white people get mad for other races while secretly being racist themselves by assuming stereotypes?"
Accio Hermione's panties!
>>748248861Why hasn't someone invented a spell to remove your clothes
>>748248770I know, it's mostly just more stuff people dug up after they were already mad.
Slytherin or Hufflepuff Girlfriend, /v/?
>>748244323Draco Malfoy is a sniveling bitchy cunty bully, and that style of personality works better as a girl/woman.
>>748248734This feels like somebody creating problems in their head to complain about, due to a lack of challenge or stimulation. Ironically disgusting serfs from the 14th century had more developed, healthy brains than your ilk.
>>748247504not really, at worst they might get a few dementia-ridden grannies who forgot that it's something bad, but then they get a free excuse to blow up some old people so all's goodyou've gotta remember the list of people who don't shit bricks even saying the name is very small, only really harry has the balls to say it casually at this point, with a few other people saying it and getting killed probably keeping the fear of the name going for everyone else (if they weren't already scared of saying it in the first place)
I hope Hogwarts Legacy 2 drops the Ancient Magic shenanigans.
>>748248982Date a hufflepuff but cheat on her with a slytherin
The virgin Harry Potter wizards:>hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided>avoid using their magic on non-magical folk>hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands>wave little twigs around>couldn't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies>only eat big dinners at school>rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds>most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand>afraid of deathThe Chad Discworld wizards: >live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status>use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucks>put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city>use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end>can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality>eat big dinners their whole lives>rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors>most powerful wizard fucking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill>summon death to ask him trivial questions
>>748248232>On that note: Why havent you killed yourself yet?Honestly? Because I'm Catholic and because there's still that fear of death. Otherwise I would have done it already.
>>748243348what makes her so cute
>>748248469Sounds like I need to look up some harry potter fanfiction
>>748248548feel like if you're gonna complain about these names you should also complain about game of thrones for just drawing names for different languages without having any understanding of them.
>>748243348The real mystery is why there's no HP game set on Japan when there's canonically a magic academy there.
>>748249759>long blonde hair (prettiest!)>pale skin (best!)>green eyes (beautiful and rare!)>brat (rape correction!)
>>748244323For double-blonde threesome with Luna.
>>748249374They can even see the secret shrimp colors
>>748243619>They'd end up infringing on Harry PotterIf "school of magic" was enough to infringed on Harry Potter, they would have infringement claims on hundreds and hundreds of books and video games>it immediately becomes political because "fuck JK Rowling" or they "support JK Rowling". The game will be hyper analysed by trannies/autistics for them to criticise or use it as a vessel to criticise others. I can't imagine why this would matter either way to anyone with a fucking life
>>748249759Potential for Slytherin Snek Sex.
>>748249871>when there's canonically a magic academy thereIn real life?
>>748250196>Harry passed up on Luna and decided to work for the Ministry instead of getting a job as Hogwarts's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.Harry, you suck.
>>748244659
>>748250240You mean octarine, the color of magic, the pigment of the imagination.
>>748250516I can't tell which did worse damage to the internet. You'd think Harry Potter, but it was so long ago and the current landscape is so different that 3H might actually beat it out. At least mocking Potterfags was socially encouraged everywhere.
>>748250493Yes, of course in real life, magic is actually real and your letter for hogwarts will arrive any day now.>>748249871At that point they might actually have to address the pronounciation of Mahoutokoro, which would be very funny.
FemDraco thread?
>>748250513Genuinely drives me up the wall. Perfect arc for him and a girl that's so much better than all the others it's astounding.
>>748248734>Cho Chang isn't a real name, but it does sound a lot like ching chongOh? You immediately heard it as a racist thing? Clearly this is someone else's fault
>>748250325Snex is banned.
>>748250513the disparity between OotP harry teaching a whole class of students and enjoying it to HBP harry not giving two shits about it because snape's alright at teaching i guess and dropping it entirely really was ridiculousadd on the shittiest metaphor for lovesickness ever written over ginny (who has decided to go from massive fangirl to school bicycle on hermione's advice), and it really does feel like his character drops off a cliff
>>748250325>demihuman>permitted a wandThe one instance where HP is actually based and people try to act like the snakes are people.
>>748244659There's a new one out in 5 months.
>>748250513Keep in mind Harry was raised ignorant in an abusive household for years. Then, the moment he finally got some time away from his abusers, he was deliberately manipulated and kept in the dark about basically everything concerning his life up to and including basic wizard etiquette, his parents, and his status as the only remaining member of his family. Finally, after receiving nothing but distrust and punishment from basically every adult in the wizarding world, he gets told that Albus "Dark Lord Slayer" Dumbledore's entire master plan was for Harry to fucking die.The poor kid is basically a mindfucked and broken shell of a human being. He even named one of his kids Albus Severus after two of the men responsible for the majority of his suffering, I'm sure if he has a daughter she might be Minerva Dolores just to include more incompetents who hurt him (un)intentionally>>748250972Hermoine in book 6 was even worse somehow. Also like that they both took Ron back (for like the 5th time) after he ditched them (yet again) during the Horcrux hunt
>>748243348i want to impregnate an ice queen slytherin girl.
>>748248413The GBC and GBA versions were different too. The former was an RPG while the latter was an action/puzzle game.
I think there should be a permanent de-aging spell because reasons.
More Luna-posting.Also, do you think Hogwarts Legacy 2 will be a straight sequel or will WB still tie it into the new (very doomed) Harry Potter series?
>>748248982I'm pretty simple... When I was younger I'd definitely want a Slytherin but now I'm older I just want to settle down with a loving Hufflepuff
>>748244383Happy Potter was the Marvel capeshit for teens for its time, the culture was OBSESSED, and the only thing more odd than that what how the male child cast didn't turn into coke addicts or kill themselves after
>>748244323>Malfoy acts like a catty rich bitch anyway >tall platinum blondes are everyone’s dream girl and anyone who denies it is a liar >the theme of people casting aside divisions works much better with the Romeo and Juliet angle added in, and Pansy is too much of a side character for that >imagine the kino of Harry watching his children going off to Hogwarts, and his wife teasingly asking scared, Potter?
>>748251670>quirk chungus random millenial girlshe would be fat due to her lack of self control. all of them are.
>>748251731heh. yeah, we've all been there
>>748251609It’s called the youthenasia spell, but it eventually kills the victim by having them revert back to pre birth
>>748251789>>imagine the kino of Harry watching his children going off to Hogwarts, and his wife teasingly asking scared, Potter?
>>748243348I liked the rpg games on the gameboy
Fact is that draco should have been harry's love interest. He makes so much more sense if he was a girl>the first time they meet each other before draco knows it's harry potter he is talking to draco tries to make friends with him. >obsessed with harry>constantly starting shit with him/tsundere >jealous of hermoine for being smart/ around harry all the time>a complete opposite of harry, from a different world>harry saving FemDraco at the end of book 7 and having FemDraco have a redemption moment and have them fall in love each other would have been a fitting redemption for slytherin too. And that way harry also doesn't have to simp for the ginger school bike.
>>748244323Both men and women agree that evil men/women are hotter.
god damn it, why must this franchise be so fucked?
>>748251972>>748252067Evil Female Rivals are the best.
>>748251731>and the only thing more odd than that what how the male child cast didn't turn into coke addictsI mean Daniel did look like he had a bad time with a codeine addiction for a bit
>>748245973you're not the first guy he replied to lol
>>748252197How much romance content does she get?
>>748251813>quirk chungusyoung hot girls can't be chungus lilbro
I want Hermione's huge buck teeth to shave the smegma off my dick
>>748244323Harry Potter owes us a cold and bitchy platinum blonde Slytherin cunt, that's why.
>>748243348>Are there any good Harry Potter games worth playing?Console Chamber of SecretsQuidditch World CupMaybe some of the handheld games which I believe were isometric RPGs.
>>748244323Speaking, anyone else surprised that Tom Felton is turning 40 next year? It doesn't feel like this films are that old at all
>>748251723I'm older than you and have accepted that slytherin girls just do it better after all
>>748250741
Slytherchuds rise up
>>748252720>It doesn't feel like this films are that old at allI mean the first one came out a quarter of a decade ago.
>>748251789>teasingly asking scared, Potter?
It's just a dynamic that works.>>748252889I joined Ravenclaw!
>>748253005>I joined Ravenclaw!How do you join the group that's somehow MORE boring than the club whose only memorable member was the kid who fucking died
>>748244886It's true, most trannies are straight which is why they created the 'transbian' tag to infiltrate foid spaces epic style.
>>748244323It's the whole from enemies to lovers thing that is really popular in fiction especially with women. Chicks did that shit and gender bending. Hell I'm pretty sure female Draco was started by a woman.
>>748253152Because I want to find all the cool spells and magical secrets Hogwarts has to offer and hopefully not die while trying to do so.Also, because I was really hoping for more Magical Classroom shenanigans in Hogwarts Legacy.
>>748245741lol do you remember her name
>>748253617But none of the blues even find anything or use cool spells, half the school only works if you're a red or green nigga unless you count the special exposition ghost the ghosts have in their secret hallway
>>748246762everybody thinks the era they grew up in was the golden era
>>748251902>But it eventually kills the victimWhy not cast avada kedavra then?
>>748244383The PS1 version is straight up ass, why the fuck do people glaze it so much?The PC version is superior in every way
>>748252797kek who is the girl
>>748245119>you can dance >dancing unlocks dress alt outfit >dance minigame has more work thrown at it than the card combat >SSSR double super difficulty a test of memorization and cash check of your PC peripheral cost/multi touch capability and tactile responsiveness of your phone >that's somewhat it, maybe a dating system like hogwarts mystery but I never saw it It's somehow the best, worst, and most autistic harry potter mmolite. Deck builder games are AIDs but it wasn't the shittiest attempt at one. You also exhaust most content in like, 20 hours of total playtime besides the small pool of monthly challenges. But you can play all 20 hours of it because they have the old events with their quest rewards available at all times. A surprisingly equitable choice for a fomo game (but without them you'd be too weak to play/finish the "base game" in like 4 hours"
>>748245707Akabur's Hermione is just perfection, genuinely makes my heart throb. I want a woman like that.
>>748249374>regularly put their lives, the college, the city, world, and plane of existence in jeopardy >even as students >for the least beneficial, most personally enriching, selfish, or spiteful reasons imaginable >no one can stop them because they're wizards I both want and dread when someone IP plunders diskworld into a video game setting. it could be the best MMO/Diablo/isometric dungeon crawler/3d sandbox game of all time or the worst desecration of the books.
>>748254439I don't think the real hermione would suck dick for an O
>>748254921Every woman would, you train them like dogs, pavlovian conditioning.
>>748254921Then the fake surpassed the genuine article.
Why didn't the ministry just use the time turners to go back in time and kill tom riddle?
>>748244653>>748244694>>748253172The people wanting femDraco aren't troons, they are straight men who want to fuck evil women who fall for (You)r dick. Plus she would have the perfect enemies to lovers arc with lots of correction.
>>748255229>The people wanting femDraco aren't troons, they are straight menThey are AGPs
>>748255264No they are not. AGPs are self-inserters, the people who want femDraco want to fuck her as a love interest.
>>748244323Because savage, unrepentant redemption sex would've been a kino end to the story.'Slytherins are all evil monsters who follow the Hitler-Wizard' -> 'This bitch be Slytherin on my dick and there's nothing Voldemort can do to convince her to stop'
>>748255310Let's agree to disagree
>>748243348should i give it another try? from what i remember the school stuff bored me
>>748250513To be fair, going on to be a teacher does seem like your life kind of stalled. Thats something you do in your older years
Fine, I'll go download Hogwarts Legacy again.
>>748255339Nah. It sounds like to you the only reason anyone would ever like a female character is that they want to be her, which honestly just makes you sound like a projecting AGP yourself.
>>748255229You'll never convince them, don't bother. People like that have mindbroken themselves into thinking half the fetishes in the world were made and monopilued by the alphabet mafia, rather than shit that's been enjoyed for decades.
>>748255517*monopolized
>>748255185Closed loop bro
What the fuck is wrong with boomers?
>>748255408It's quite dull. I think you'd only like it if you really loved the Wizarding world but even then it's kind of dissapointing.Setting needs a Persona rip off
Why didn't they just get a gun and shoot Voldemort? Would the horocrux protect him if his head is blown off?
>>748251789>imagine the kino of Harry watching his children going off to Hogwarts, and his wife teasingly asking scared, Potter?This makes my wand the Elder Wand.
>>748245180>>748245426>>748245973I hope your knees explode you ungrateful FUCK.
>>748255738He really had to specify "prepubescent". You don't do that unless it gets you off. Man's got balls to just say it like that, I'll give him that.
>>748255738edelstein
>>748255738
>>748248670>though they'll never say it out loud."Drop the T" was a thing once, but it was too early. I think it might catch if they try that now.
>>748244323That you need it explaining means you’ll never understand. Perish, baka
>>748255738>stein
>>748257405>>748250741>>748249759>see femslytherin thread>open it>already have the pics insideSadness
>>748255185The present you exist in has already been impacted by whatever actions you took with a time turner, and they can only go back 24h max.unless you have a secret special one which can go back decades and create lasting changewhich Lucius Malfoy has and never bothered to use, even when he had even more reason than Harry to go back and sabotage Voldemort's returnCursed child is really goddamn stupid. Nice effects and stagework, though
>>748257641sad...
I love evil women
>>748257695>saw the playAre you gay?
>>748257405>>748257703what tags do i need to search for those eyes?
>>748249871The non-Hogwarts schools were given zero thought at all, Rowling just shit them out on a whim. There's nothing interesting about filler.
>>748257805I went with family
>>748257931gay
>>748257876Makes me wonder how fucking nightmareish the other schools must be. Does the American one have to deal with fucking Wendigos and Skinwalkers snagging kids?
>>748257994wrong, stalker.enjoy prison.
>>748258031gay
Is Hogwarts Legacy much good? It's on sale and I might enjoy having some wizard school shenanigans
>>748255738God damn, I think kikes might be based
>>748258412It's filled to the brim with ubishit timewasting, but the castle is nice and you can honestly skip most of the busywork
>>748258412It's a Ubisoft game with a Harry Potter skin, its ok.Needs mods to make attractive, non-flat chicks though.
>>748258412Best rendition of Hogwarts and the surrounding area to date.As previously stated, it has a lot of pointless busywork. Trying to 100% the game has so many arbitrary goals, the combat and puzzles get repetitive quick.It's a beautiful world, story was kinda whatever, classes and the other students flesh out the experience nicely.7.5/10, gets extra points if you like the IP
>>748247508>petite raven-haired cutie who would have bisexual threesomes with her (female) first cousin and meWait a fucking second, I think I remember you from another thread. How the fuck have you dropped the ball this hard this many times? Statistically such retardation should’ve seen you dead by now.
Uooooh, Zenobia Noke
>>748258412Pretty fun imoTons of goblin genocide which is neat
>>748243348wasn't there some mobile game with some short haired chick from slytherin that got popular for a year or so
>>748259352>”your blood is on Ranrock’s hands!” Anon placidly screamed as he stretched his leg repeatedly onto the goblin’s skull
>>748259518merula
>>748253374based women. enemies to lovers is so kino
>>748255738pedophilia aside>smashingly tory names, aren't they?what did he mean by this?
>>748260037Evil woman x Good guy is peak romance story material.
>>748260236Whilst that is great, I think Evil woman x Evil man but they are lovey dovey with one another is underappreciated.
>>748260329That's just the Addams Family...
>>748257796then you love the default mode of woman
>>748257405This is the kind of girl that insists on visiting your family for Christmas, then makes you cum in your pants under the table all while maintaining a perfect conversation with your mother.
>>748260410>Gomez and Morticia but it's the player and MerulaDream>>748261195Hot
>>748243348>blonde hair + green eyesWhy is this such a sexxooo combination?
>>748246203>We will boycott Harry Potter TV Reboot>Everyone is going to watch it anywaysIs this true actually? The show looks like ass.
>>748246516
>>748261283Arent green eyes rare? Blonde hair is also the best hair color. You’re combining the rarest traits with the most desirable.
>>748249374>most powerful wizardAre we including sourcers or not?
>>748261361I'm liking new Harry tbqh, but they really should fix the colour gradation before it airs.
>>748247146>lesbian, man-hating proportionsare you retarded
>>748252067>>748252197CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS
>>748261361>one of the biggest complaints about the movies is how much darker (visually) they got>instead of fixing it, apply it to the earlier books tooi really don't get it
>>748251670>(very doomed)ehhhh it'll still get high viewership I think
>>748244323Fictional, fetishized versions of evil women are hot because they're always just icy bitches who are soft underneath. Real evil women are cunt coated cunts with cunt filling and they don't secretly like you underneath it, they just murder children.
>>748244764so, french artstyle?
>>748261887No. Retard.
>>748243348Sex with Slytherin girls
>>748245973i'm almost positive you're shitposting but if not i fucking HATE you
>>748244598I never played that, is she romanceable?
>>748261861No, I like them because they are proactive for reasons unrelated to typical, shallow attention seeking or moral posturing like most girls irl.I want the kind of girl that legitimately wants to commit full blown genocide.
>>748245543even the devs admitted the 4th one was awfuloriginally it was going to be another open castle but with extra mechanics stolen from other games (think LotR Third Age)it got retooled into an arcade puzzle shooter because the producer didn't understand the games they were "researching" and just demanded it have levels
>>748252197what the fuck is that spell?
>>748246889>
>>748257840tsurime?
>>748261910retard artstyle? so art noveau of you, anon
>>748261492>sourcersthey usually leave the discworld so they don't count.
>>748255738It was a different time, a more based time.
>most evil hitleresque person in all of history besides hitler is magic hitler who is literally a snake person and runs a snake cult>one of the 4 houses is based on snakes and and mentally profiles students as snakes so they can all mingle together and cultivate their innate snakehood>this system was allowed to remain as iswas dumbledore retarded
>>748244323because slytherin girls are cute dummy, next question
>>748262963it is a series aimed at children. JKR wanted clear good and bad camps
>>748261861well they won't like you underneath if you talk like that anon
>>748262963Like how in ASOIAF only the current generation of Starks are honourable and wholesome while all previous generations of Starks were hairy murderhobo warlords, Slytherins only became evil within the last 50 years or so of the Harry Potter canon. Before that (which, for someone as old as Dumblydore, is within living memory) Slytherin was known as the house of the nastiest sluts, bimbo witches, and just an overall source of plapmeat for the rest of Hogwarts.
>>748261861The average "evil" person in media would be a champion of morality irl.
>>748245973>made me feel gayYou already turned gay when you allowed the pegging to happen, you should've just doubled down and stayed gay.
>>748243348the Lego Harry Potter games
>>748243874The what?
>>748243348holy sexo
>>748243348Very little games that focus on the school aspect. >AcademagiaThe closest (and most immersive) thing we got but that shit is never gonna get finished. Still worth a try, especially If you're into text based games.>WitchbrookAnother one that has been in development hell for god knows how long, seems to focus more on the cozy Stardew Valley aspects. Might release this year or 2027 given the progress they've made>AbracademiaThe most recent one that takes place in a magical school It's an idle game though, so it might not be for everyoneOther games that sort fit into the category are:>Magical Diary: Wolf Hall>Whimel Academy>Story Arcana>Lawmage Academy >Rocwood AcademyOverall these types of games have nasty record of being in development hell or releasing unfinished. Only the first two i mentioned in this list are technically complete and fully released
There is a lunar spinoff on game gear, and that it the best Harry Potter game ever made.
>>748251963Meet half way and just have an arc where his gender gets switched. Now you get to fuck with kids for generations by introducing a slew of degenerate porn and fan fiction to dig into.
>NOOO HOGWARTS LEGACY IS A TRANNY GARBAGE GAME >When the game was about to release we had multiple threads daily that hit bump limit >Everyone was excited about it and talking about it >Still have Harry Potter threads that hit bump limit to date >OOOO BUT IT'S COOL TO HATE HARRY POTTER Just bee yourself, retards. Admit you like Harry Potter. If Hogwarts Legacy 2 was coming out next month, we'd all be talking about it.
>>748246889>Not seeing some hot Slytherin girl fuck Hermione with her fat futa cock. >Not getting to see some hot Slytherin girl fuck Poppy or all the 1st year Hogwarts girls.
Rage bait your Slytherin Rival GF by defeating her with the most basic Charm spells.
>>748244598wife
>>748264796I would Harriet Potter
>>748253152>>748253005>>748253617>>748253919I hate to agree with that anon, but he's right. The game is more fun if you join Gryffindor or Slytherin. It seems they tried to make all four houses equal, but doing a Slytherin or Gryffindor playthrough will show you that it's more interactive and interesting just because of the dialogue and the way people treat you. It's obvious the entire series was focused on Gryffindor and Slytherin with Voldemort being a former Slytherin and Harry being a Gryffindor alongside his father as well. Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were just supporting houses. It's sad because I did Ravenclaw on my first playthrough and loved their common room. I thought it was super comfy, also enjoyed just playing as one in the game despite it not being a major house compared to Gryffindor and Slytherin. I honestly thought Slytherin's common room was too depressing and dank, but it has a bit of a cozy factor to it. Gryffindor's common room is really cozy but felt really small compared to Ravenclaw's. I've never done a Hufflepuff playthrough, so maybe I should try it. I never cared for Hufflepuff at all. Ravenclaw is where all the brainiacs go, so I was shocked Herminone never got placed in Ravenclaw, but she had more "brave" elements to her like adventurous and rebellious. She just also happened to be really smart.
>>748261361I read that the director of the original movies had to tell the children NOT to eat the food. I don't know what the food was made of, or if its real food that had been altered to look different on camera. They had to "pretend" and "act" like they were eating the food. The food in the reboot looks like it's plastic props. I know everyone complained about the color gradation of the reboot, like it has no color or lighting to it. Instead of a magical school, it looks like they're in boarding school prison.
>>748265264I disagree because every House in Hogwarts Legacy has a Student Companion with a storyline other than Ravenclaw.Amit drops out early and that's it.
>>748262963It's just the house for ambitious people. They fell for one guy's propaganda and ended up on the losing side of a war. If the house system didn't exist, the powerful families who send their kids to Slytherin would just make their own private school and British wizards would become even more divided. Houses allow kids of a similar temperament to live together. You shouldn't be forced to have some other people's (probably incorrect) lifestyles forced on you, faggot.
>>748244323He literally becomes a tsundere if you turn him into an anime girl. Deleted scene from the last movie confirm this btw
>>748266246Damn they turned him into an anime girl in the movie?
>>748244323Enemies to lovers
>>748265264I believe Herminone got placed in Gryffindor because when the Sorting Hat was explaining that Gryffindor was this great House of Courage, Honor, Conviction, etc, Hermione just had to join them.She's always had that self-righteous aspect to her and that's a negative Gryffindor trait.
oyakodon
>>748263421I can't believe they ruined her
>>748246889I-Is this a draw from that one whose name shall not be spelled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiRQnBU58gw
>>748266495was her game ever finished
>>748266495protect that smile
>femoids are so stupid why do they always go for "bad boys" that abuse them?Meanwhile, this thread...
Today I will remind them
I love mean girls.
>>748266641I'm more of a domination reversal kinda guy so no I still do not relate to those women.
>>748252197Gaw damn
>>748266719I mean that's what the girls say too
>>748243348I recall enjoying the chamber of secrets game on gamecube.
>>748252197careful anons, that's how the slippy slope starts until you get to Nazi girl fetish
>>748266785But I have a fetish for EVIL girls, anon.
>>748266753Women have a reputation for not saying what they mean. They spend all their time domesticating wild men and then complain about how boring they are. I want to domesticate a wild woman and cuddle her forever.
>>748266338Dumbledore controlled Neville's toad to run away so Hermione would make friends with Harry, and also had the hat put her in Gryffindor as part of his master plan.
>>748258412This game is the primary example that it doesnt matter how well crafted a map/world is. If you cant interact well with the npcs and enviroment, its doomed to fail. Walking around Bullworth Academy is far more entertaning and alive, than Hogwards Legacy castle. And both games are 20 years apart
>>748266641It's a tale as old as time (unironically, basically every culture has a story about a guy being seduced by an evil woman/goddess/spirit)
>>748244323Instantaneously becomes best girl.
>>748266827spoken like a incoid
>>748244323Draco unironically became good in the last "totally not last we made because we are greedy fucks" book. And even before that he always had doubts about serving the most comically evil human in existence. Is just that but woman.
How come you faggots seethe at trans woman but are so horny for MtF genderbend?Make it make sense, fem draco is the same thing!
>>748266641In this case we can abuse the evil woman.
Ok, /v/. Did you return her Gobstones?
>>748251789platinum blonde hair looks much whiter than that tho
>>748251789Redheads are better. And whiter.
>>748266641Evil women are evil to society but nice to their husbands/boyfriends
>>748267115Ubel is not evil.
I still believe a modern Persona-style RPG/social sim set at Hogwarts would sell like hotcakes laced with crack and they're wasting free money not going there. I guarantee it would even be powerful enough to push through all the Rowling hate.
>>748267218I think someone on the Dev Team is scared that people in the West won't want to play as a 1st Year Hogwarts student.I know Twitter will bitch about it, but I agree with you, it would absolutely sell.
>>748267218It really would.I was still baffled how Legacy has you start as a teenager in magical school and yet it didn't include any dating sim shit, like what boring ass teens are in this school that there's no "evade the teachers to sneak off to the broom closet" with your chosen romance.
>>748267180Certified psycho.
>>748267430That's not evil. Infact she's literally a member of the good guys.
>>748248941>>748248861
>>748267180Her name us LITERALLY "Evil"
She saved gaming.
>>748243348I know there's some kind of Witchbrook game being made, but I don't know if that's going to be anyone's cup of tea ITT.I only really played one Harry Potter game, Chamber of Secrets (the GC version in specific). I should really go back to play it to completion, because kid me didn't like the segments of trying to get past the patrolling guards in hallways, so I never really got to experience the game to completion.>>748267218Hey, Legacy sold like hotcakes even with all of the Rowling drama, even with trannies desperate to dox people who were streaming the game on Twitch (wonder if they're still doing this). The world of Harry Potter is a winning formula, just make something and run with it.
>enemies to lovers storythis is only good if its gradual. If the transition is not slowly built upon the entire thing goes sour. If the evil girl suddenly goes "hey you cute lets fugg" right from the start (think esdeath) then it sucks. If she does it at the end as a redemption ploy it tips the hand of the writer and also sucks.The perfect way is >starts out evil >constantly bickers and fights with mc>goes through things which make her question her beliefs>starts working with mc>catches feelingsthere, absolute kino
>Still no hp game exploring the other schoolsSad!Posting a hood classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdfkq2Nmb3c
>>748243348Innocent Witches
>>748255738based edelstein not even trying to hide it
>>748267787No one cares about the other schools
>>748267668It's "evil" as in wicked or untrustworthy, not as in demonic or hellish.
>>748251670I think they'll try to avoid the main series directly that's why they set the game about 100 years earlier. But just like with the first game, they'll have tie-ins via ancestors of famous characters (iirc the headmaster is related to Sirius, the transfiguration professor is a Weasley, etc.). They might even have you meet a young Dumbledore, but that's pushing it.
>>748267041Of course. Losers choosing to play a game with a little girl with agreed upon rules and getting salty when they lose are pathetic. Don't want to get sprayed with gobstone goo? Either gitgud or don't accept her challenge.
>>748258480You dont actually think that you fucking fed
>>748267914Being untrustworthy is immoral so she's evil
>>748255738>(((-stein)))Can’t say I’m surprised
>>748268075
There's two kinds of Slytherin Staceys: the ones that casually use Crucio on your junk, and the ones who want you to learn Crucio by using them as practice.
>"Aw, cute little white wizard needs a wand to cast magic? That's just adorable."What did Hogwarts Legacy mean by this?
>>748268154>the ones who want you to learn Crucio by using them as practice
>>748260236but what about Evil woman x Good girl
>>748268242I care not for homosexual relations
>>748268242Lesbianism is not real.
>>748268242>>748268350What about Good Guy x Evil Girl x Good Girl who's open to try something if you ask nicely?
>>748268408This I can get behind, I've played Jade Empires after all.
How old is the Howarts Legacy MC supposed to be?
>>748268163what do you call that kind of hair style? straight long? i know the right one is a bob cut
>>748244383There was business in third-party licensed games.
>>748268515Usually about 15 or 16.
>>748268553I need this so bad
>>748266597It's gacha so no probably not.
>>748268515You're a fourth-year so 15-16
>>748267787>the other schoolsOnly thing I remember about some of the other schools is how apparently in Salem they confiscate student's wands at the end of the year so they can't do magic over the summer.The idea of American wizards having strict wand control laws is just the funniest thing.
>>748244323Because he's already a bitch
>>748268689Look, American Wizard Schools, they have to make some tough decisions.https://youtu.be/j-2ZxldMO-M?si=wuy_a2BLpSftk3Jo
>>748268689Even in the Fantastic Beast movies, the American school didn't look as unsafe as Hogwarts kek
The gameboy and GB color games were genuinely good jrpg games.
>>748268689Also really doesn't make much sense if you think about it, with the Salem witch burnings and all that you'd think the American wizards would be more likely to be armed. Actually now that I think about it, why is there even an American school at all? Did the wizards take part in the American Revolution? Why? God I wish Rowling took longer than 10 seconds to come up with her worldbuilding, I feel like you could come up with a really fun alternate history for the magical world with just a tiny bit of effort.
>>748249374yeah but Rincewind exsist
>>748268941>The American Wizards decided to help America split off from the British because they were sick of all the pranks they had to suffer while learning at Hogwarts.
>>748268649>you will never massage the feet of a slytheran girl after a long day of classes
>>748268979The chaddest of all wizzards.
I will never forgive the fucker that turned astoria from a cute brat into an ugly cunt in witch trainer
>>748269146Honestly, given the Fuck You and Instant Die spell every Dark Wizard seems to know, exiting Stage Left is not the worst idea.
>>748268941All of africa has 1 school and they dont use wands
>>748269313They don't use wands because they keep turning into animals and eating them by accident.You can decide if this is real lore or not.
>>748269267Honestly it's not even *that* powerful of a spell, we see it can be blocked by physical objects. Dumbledore saves Harry from a killing curse in Order of the Phoenix by just throwing a stone statue at it. Unironically, wizards just need to carry shields into battle, or conjure a physical object. Functionally speaking, a stunning spell can be just as dangerous because it knocks you out and there's nothing stopping your opponent from just walking up and stabbing you while you're down.
>>748245707Are these the raging faggot devs who removed Luna or Ginny because the heckin' fantasy characters might've been flarkin' underage?
>>748246203I'm a huge HP fan but I genuinely can't stomach jogger Snape. It's a race swap so disgusting and pointless it ruins the entire fucking thing.
>>748255408Honestly it's not that good of a game, the appeal rests entirely on how strong your nostalgia is for the series. It sort of feels like someone asked an AI to generate a Ubisoft AAA open-world game but with Harry Potter
>>748269551That's the fun thing about spells in Harry Potter. The very basic Spells, Charms, and Hexes can be amazing effective against enemies with just a bit of creative thinking.That's why I think Ancient Magic from Hogwarts Legacy is dumb. It's so unnecessary.
>>748269551my potter lore might be rusty, but isn't one of the properties of the killing curse the fact that they absolutely can't be revived or healed?
>>748245707for me its Innocent Witches.
>>748269619It does make the interactions between Snape, James, and Lily really funny, but that's about it.
>>748269619It does lead to some *very* funny implications. Like canonically the reason James Potter bullied Snape is "it's just because he exists, if you know what I mean". In the flashbacks, Snape is seen as a weird outcast in Lily's neighborhood and Petunia loathes him for no apparent reason. Harry is doggedly suspicious of Snape even while all the adults say he's ok. Snape's whole backstory is that he's a self-hating racist incel. Neville's greatest fear is Snape. The list goes on and on and on.
Wizard girls would make fun of you and despise you for being a muggle.
>>748269691>they absolutely can't be revivedAs far as I remember, resurrection is just not a thing at all in the story. It's one of the few themes that Rowling is consistent on, trying to bring back the dead never works and at best you just get a ghost or worse, those zombie things from Half-Blood Prince. I guess it's true that you can't be healed from a killing curse, but you can't be healed from someone rolling your unconscious body off a cliff either.
>>748246203HP is a franchise for women, and women only performatively pretend to care about troons.
>>748269843>resurrection is just not a thing at all in the story*And yes, this is despite there being an object literally called "The Resurrection Stone". It just brings back a ghost. And all the people Harry "brings back" with it were victims of the killing curse anyway (his parents and Sirius)
>>748269761>>748269768Not to mention he calls himself a halfblood, which has a different connotation now.
I'm probably going to get dogpiled for saying this, but Malfoy being a girl and having a gradual relationship developing with Harry would actually work really well if written properly. It's kind of already there in the canon antagonist relationship:>Draco's first instinct is to get Harry on his side, he recognizes he's the one who laid the dark lord low, and only really started hating him after Harry firmly told him to fuck off>relationship turns into antagonism and bullying, but doesn't ever really escalate to deep seated hatred>story goes on, Malfoy is clearly very conflicted on joining the resurrected dark lord and death eaters, ultimately does so because who else is he going to rely on?>by book seven he's seriously questioning himself despite still being a coward allying himself with his family and their allegiance to the dark lord, ultimately decides to ally with HarryNow imagine if he was written to be a girl and there was a latent and eventual burgeoning attraction between the two of them. One of my biggest arguments on why Draco turned out the way he did is that he was just surrounded by the wrong people. He wasn't really an evil person at his core, he just loved the idea of his family's prestige and he ultimately didn't have the core being to be a true servant to the dark lord. I like to imagine if Draco was a girl, that character would have softened up a lot earlier than the Draco we had in the books did. There'd still be conflict of interest, but Harry at his core still has Slytherin qualities that would allow him to develop feelings for a Slytherin girl and vice versa. Arguably, Harry attempting to push through Draco's antagonism and get him onto his side would have helped him turn out a lot better than he did, and much faster. Best way that could happen is if his character was replaced with a haughty Slytherin ojou he couldn't help but keep away from.
>>748269786then i will invent anti-magic and become the anti-mage with my bro the silencer
I have a Pixel and they just added some Harry Potter themes. Imagine my fucking surprise when one of the three themes has black Hermione, alongside a classically drawn Harry. I thought we all moved passed shoehorning black Hermione because Cursed Child was so trash that there are many fanfics that are better written and less retarded.
>>748269738The game where even having the fastest animations possible, it moves at a glacial pace and has been in development since the mid 90s. Is it finally finished? I downloaded it for Susan Bones but I needed more of her.
>>748270000>Black Hermione tries to stage a House Elf Slave revolt and everyone just says she's being silly, "hey, have a snack."
>>748269690Every wizard who goes into battle without a bubblehead charm should be instantly killed by someone transfiguring the air around them into hydrogen sulfide
>>748269927>One of my biggest arguments on why Draco turned out the way he did is that he was just surrounded by the wrong people.That's arguably the case for most of the villains in the story, even Voldemort. Something the books sort of touch on and the movie emphasizes a lot more strongly is that even Harry would have turned out a lot worse if the Weasleys hadn't basically adopted him and given him something resembling a loving family. Nobody's really inherently good or evil in the story, except maybe Regulus Black (who improbably was a secret ultra good-guy) and Wormtail (who improbably was a cowardly backstabbing dick).
>>748268680How early does high school start in the UK? Shouldn't a senior (4th year) in high school be 17 or 18?
>>748270137Hogwarts starts at 11, that's "first year". Then 17 is "7th year".
>>748269551we need modern day battle wizards
>>748270172SEVEN YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL?!
>>748270225yookay doesn't have middle school and they start primary school a year earlier than the states
>>748268350>>748268391your loss
Did they EVER fucking add DLC for Hogwarts Legacy, outside of some bullshit cosmetic stuff? I thought they were developing Quidditch or something, but never heard about it again. The game sold amazingly well, so it's actual nonsense if they didn't add DLC.
>>748270120>Nobody's really inherently evil in the storyDumbledore is basically responsible for every atrocity and tragedy that occurred in the 20th century.
>>748270379>I thought they were developing Quidditch or somethingThey spun that out into a separate game because they were greedy fucks. Ironically, they probably would have made a lot more money by just offering it as DLC for HWL.
>>748270379They did, but the DLC is just basically getting this shop in Hogsmeade, that may or may not be super haunted.
>>748251731Daniel was a boozer before the series was even finished, he spent the last 3 films drunk off his ass
>>748270405Yeah that's because he was dating Gay Wizard Hitler, he mellowed out once they broke up.
>>748269927The fact there is zero positive slytherin representation has got to be the novel's biggest fumble
The more I reread the books, the more I realize how cluttered the last book is and how completely fucking unnecessary the Deathly Hallows shit was when there was already a horcrux hunt. Then maybe we wouldn't have complete ass pulls like "Ron has a photographic memory and can mimic sounds he heard once 5 years ago. And the basilisk tooth was still down there, in perfect condition!" or "the dumbest person in the books happened to know some extremely dangerous spell. And guess what? It's one of the very few ways to destroy horcruxes!" And both these things happen in like a single chapter.
>>748270405HARRY POTTER, ARE YOU HIDING JEWISH STUDENTS IN YOUR ROOM Dumbledore asked calmly
>>748270494Tbf, Slughorn gets some really positive representation in Deathly Hallows. He goes toe-to-toe with Voldemort in the final battle, when Harry intervenes he interrupts a 2v1 fight of Slughorn/McGonagall vs Voldemort. So at least one Slytherin is invited to the cookout.
>>748270472don't forget how according to the movies that Gay Wizard Hitler's main goal was to rule over muggles in order to stop them from starting WWII.Dumbledore took offense to that and said "No Gellert, the Holocaust MUST happen."
>>748270282Middle school is 3-6, primary is 1-3. 11-12 are optional, kids can leave school at 16 in the UK.
>>748270472JKR retconning Dumbledore into a homo just to appease fags and trannies, who all turned on her just a few years later for saying women are women, is fucking hilarious
>>748270559always felt the 7th book was a misstepyou don't do 6 books worth of boarding school mystery only to have the grand finale be a camping adventurealso the main characters have hardly any agency and need side characters and snape to explain what they're meant to be doing
>>748270774
>>748244554>cowardly bratsort of like a woman
>>748269690>That's the fun thing about spells in Harry Potter. The very basic Spells, Charms, and Hexes can be amazing effective against enemies with just a bit of creative thinking.It's actually something I think that HWL did kind of well. There's a huge emphasis on comboing your spells in different way, like freezing enemies then slicing them, or messing with back-and-forth gravity spells to keep enemies airborne. Bit of a shame they undercut it by introducing Unforgivable Curses, but with a bit of tweaking there's the bones of a genuinely great combat system there.>>748270774Honestly I just pretend those movies don't exist. Call it cope if you like, but as far as I'm concerned they're essentially just fanfiction. No more canon than Hogwarts Legacy. >>748270865Rowling was clearly sick and tired of the school format and wanted to do a more standard adventure story. Problem is she's not really good at it, fundamentally Harry Potter needs the format of "ooh, what mysterious thing is happening at magic school this year?" to be entertaining.
>>748266372qrd?
>>748269927The thread is filled with people sharing the same sentiment, so no dogpiling. It does work for Harry's arc and some themes of the story, and makes him seem much more heroic and embodying the message. Much better than getting with Ginny. Similar to how if he became a DADA professor that taught people to protect and defend themselves/those they loved, instead of becoming a magical glowie.
>>748270865A sizable amount of that book is literally camping,setting security, and apparating elsewhere the next game. The three main side quests (Ministry break in, Gringotts break in, getting nabbed) were fine, but there was so much filler. And then the Battle of Hogwarts seems pretty rushed. I forgot to bitch about Harry miraculously remembering the diadem in the room that has thousands of fucking hidden things in it, a mystery literally nobody had ever solved since Rowena's daughter died.
>>748271095>Similar to how if he became a DADA professor that taught people to protect and defend themselves/those they lovedI'm still sort of baffled that this isn't what he ended up doing. We had a whole book where he essentially became a teacher because the actual teacher was refusing to teach them anything, and he was actually really good at it. And over and over again, the books talk about how he considers Hogwarts his home.
>>748270494>The fact there is zero positive slytherin representation has got to be the novel's biggest fumbleYeah, most of the story is firmly in "Slytherin bad" territory and only begins to soften up toward the tail end. The way I see it, an important part of Harry's character is that he has a strong sense of justice, so his personal feelings toward Slytherins as a whole makes sense, especially early on. After all, Slytherin as a house is largely characterized by self-centered ambition, it makes sense. It's why I like the idea of Slytherin/Gryffindor romantic pairs so much, the former would soften up into being less self-centered and the latter would learn to be less judgemental. Harry would work especially well in such a situation considering he has those latent Slytherin urges, but chooses not to go that route due to his upbringing. So yeah, it makes sense that most Slytherins are selfish elitist cunts, but what happens when one of those girls can't help but be attracted to a guy who has the capability to be a Slytherin but chooses not to? Kino of the highest order, that's what.
Imagine how fucking prepared the students would've been if Barty Crouch Jr actually wanted to teach. Even as a double-agent, he was arguably Harry's best teacher.
>>748270494The book leans too much into Griffindor=hero and Slytherin=villain, instead of what in a more stereotypical setting would be jock and prep school cliques. (Ravenclaw=nerds and Puffs=stoners).
>>748271317>Harry would work especially well in such a situation considering he has those latent Slytherin urges>a guy who has the capability to be a Slytherin but chooses not to?I think you're sort of overestimating how much someone's House actually matters, every character has a little bit of everything in them. Hermione is a book nerd, Fred/George/Percy are all ambitious, Cedric is brave, Ron is loyal. Anyone has the capability to be placed anywhere. Even Slytherin founded on the "purebloods only" rule takes tons of half-bloods.
>>748270472The faggot looks this tiny boy dead in the eyes and tells him that he has to go back to his abusive orphanage while Germany is dropping bombs all over London, then later bemoans the fact that Tom Riddle never truly understood love. I mean god damn, and you thought leaving Harry with the Dursleys for 16 years was bad
>>748271209>he essentially became a teacher because the actual teacher was refusing to teach them anything, and he was actually really good at it. And over and over again, the books talk about how he considers Hogwarts his home.This is the EXACT same path Riddle went (or tried to, at least). That's probably too on the nose.
>>748271525>Even Slytherin founded on the "purebloods only" rule takes tons of half-bloods.That always makes me wonder, surely some muggleborn would have ended up sorted into Slytherin right? there had to have been some ambitious and cunning muggleborn kids that would have done best as Slytherin, unless the Sorting Hat is literally enchanted to not send them to the snake house.Like look at Tom Riddle, before discovering he is in fact descended from Salazar Slytherin himself, the House would have seen him as a mudblood wouldn't they?
>>748271525I like the idea of a bunch of bitchy, aristocratic acting slytherin girls taking a halfblood into their clique without even batting an eye about it.
>>748271095Anyone would have been better than Ginny. Even Romilda Vane would have been better. Hell, Marietta Edgecombe would be better than Ginny
>man willingly chooses a fucking rat as his Animagus transformation>betrays his friendsBravo, Kojima!
>>748271657I think owing to the fact that he never knew his parents, everyone in Slytherin would assume that he was just the orphaned son of wizards. Like look at how angry Bellatrix gets when Harry tells her that Voldemort is a half-blood (that might just be a movie thing tbf), I genuinely don't think any of his classmates knew. Especially considering what an obviously gifted wizard Tom would have been, with the whole racial mindset of Slytherin they would think he *has* to be pureblood.
>>748271712>he could've made schizo babies with LunaWhat an absolute fucking homo.
>>748271732>Harry's first friendship offers came from Malfoy (Bad Faith) and Weasley (Weasel)Poor kid never stood a chance, why did Rowling do this?
>>748271712I will die on the hill that it just seems really fucking suspicious how Harry just suddenly seems so interested in Ginny when he's pretty much ignored her last few years, all while in the same book that has love potions and their consequences as a major theme and plot point.Just REALLY makes one ponder....
>>748271525>I think you're sort of overestimating how much someone's House actually mattersThat's ultimately my point, though. The kids go into these houses and are taught to embody their aspects, but a good way to get out of that would be for the characters to interact more with kids from other houses. A big problem with the books is "Slytherin bad", and while Rowling did eventually move away from that a bit, the house was still collectively acting like a bunch of shitters and being influenced by Voldemort, nobody from the other houses had this problem. Basically what I'm saying is that a Harry x Slytherin girl relationship would serve to make more apparent how harmful house tribalism actually is. Many of those Slytherin individuals probably only sided with Voldemort due to family influence and the idea of "being a Slytherin", their nature as individuals was overwritten by fear and falling in line with what they were told they should be.
>>748271690is that fucking gintama
>>748271812>tfw Harry met Malfoy twice before the sorting (once in Hogsmeade, once just before entering the school)>both times Malfoy was a colossal asshole for no reason>which contributed to Harry rejecting SlytherinNot an exaggeration to say Voldemort would have won if Draco wasn't such an annoying little shit. Can you imagine the events of basically any of the books if Harry was essentially sleeping in enemy territory every night? Poor kid wouldn't have made it past 5th year. >>748271852Lol I remember this was a very common plot point in fanfictions back in the day, mainly from butthurt women who wanted him to end up with Hermione
>>748271812What a coincidence a man with the last name Lupin (lupine) becames a werewolf, alongside another dude name Fenrir (Norse wolf) Greyback (wolves, in fact, have grey backs). I'm glad his friend Phillip Lycanthrope turned out to be okay.
>>748271932To be fair if you're a little kid most of that flies right over your head, when I read Lupin's name all I thought of was the anime thief guy
>>748255517If you wanted to fuck an evil woman you'd fuck an evil woman not an evil man turned into an evil woman you deranged freak
>>748271932This is why the fan theory about Snape being a vampire was always dumb, if he was one then Rowling would have named him Vladr Acula.
>>748255738>prepubescentshot themselves in the foot with this description.also, alluring is probably not the best word to use there; maybe appealing, or enticing, as a character trait.>What the fuck is wrong with boomers?different people from a different time. language like that wasn't frowned upon back then, and the sentiment behind it wasn't considered sinister, like it is today, because people weren't always as sinister back then.it's normal to like a character's design and delivery. gushing about it is okay, but people these days are almost begging for something to be offended about. this is nothing.
>>748271910No it's Pachi Potter
Why did rowling randomly change the term for zombies and phylacteries into something less recognizable?
>Harry named both his sons after dead people, James Sirius and Albus Severus>young me reading this: oh ok that makes sense, honoring the dead>realize he named his daughter Lily Luna>panic and wonder what happened to Luna over the timeskipguess Harry didn't have any other dead women in his life he cared enough to name a daughter after so Ginny suggested Luna.
>>748272151Because inferi and horcrux rolls right off the tongue.
>>748272151In general, I've noticed that zombie fiction is terrified of actually using the word "zombie". Last of Us has clickers, Mass Effect has husks, Walking Dead has walkers, 28 Days Later has "the infected", Harry Potter has inferi. Even though *all* of these take place in the "real" world where the term zombies exists and would have been well-known. I'm really not sure why.
>>748272187RIP Tonks.
>>748272031You're being an idiot. Making Draco a girl is simply the idea of replacing the most prominent Slytherin character with an attractive haughty princess who develops feelings for Harry. There are no other Slytherin girls in the story that are portrayed with the nuance Draco eventually develops.
>>748272254*Although tbf, I suppose the husks are slightly different and Mass Effect is far enough into the future that "zombie" might be an outdated and forgotten term. It would have been odd if Shep was like "holy shit, these remind me of those monsters from late 20th century American films back on Earth!". It would be like in Star Trek how Sisko has a bizarrely specific knowledge of 20th century baseball.
nooo don't bully me please PLEASE I'm begging you don't treat me like a dog stop it don't humiliate me publicly NOOOO stop it stop it STOP IT please
>>748272254In those other cases it's to explain why the characters act so surprised when they see a zombie instead of being like 'wow look, a zombie, just like in the movies!'But in HP we know for a fact zombies are a thing that exist, Quirrel claims he got his turban in the first book by getting rid of one, and he calls it a zombie, not an inferi
>>748272254I would guess it's to distance them from the very specific type of zombies associated with Romero's films
>>748272151they're copyrightable names
>>748272307why is it always the blonde
>>748272381But why those two terms specifically? Horrocruxes play a big part but nowhere near to, say, wands or potions or brooms, and inferi show up in one scene
>>748272449They do sound cooler, I'll give her credit for that.
>>748272307why did the Sherman movies make her so uh...you know...
>>748268553>>748268649>>748269137
>>748272505Inferi is fine, but horcrux just sounds like a very important whore.
>>748272440blonde people are demons
>>748272621pero pero
>>748272621She's fucking perfect. Pure, distilled Slytherin princess, you just know she'd be weak as fuck to Gryffindor boys.
>>748249374I too believe in staff supremacy.
>>748272780>she'd be weak as fuck to Gryffindor boys.
>>748272275I guess that's why the haughty princess has nothing in common with Draco the male other than her family and house
Witch girls
I've installed and dropped this game twice but I'll do it again, this time with DLSS 5.Hopefully the mods work this time, the last time literally everything I tried was broken and would cause crashes.
>>748271006They got lazy with her adult body proportions. It's her same head, just slapped on a dude's body.
>>748272896Of course it would be a different character, boys and girls are different and the relationship would develop differently because of that. Not like there's much we know about Draco outside of his antagonistic interactions with Harry and his views on family prestige and blood supremacy. And if he's replaced with a girl who develops a deeper relationship with Harry, we'd naturally get more character development and behavior changes.
>>748257405>>748257703I have no idea who this is. But I'm right there with this anon >>748257840I could stare into those eyes forever.
>>748272891Nah, she wants it. Nothing turns a bully girl on more than a guy who can stand up to her bullying.
>>748243619The issue with ideas like this, is that its not game its just a premise. Its like saying you wanna make a game about a ninja fighting robots. It tells you almost nothing about the game.
>>748272853>35% attack buff isn't worth itEven if the catalyst size is logarithmic, stack-buffing is always exponential. Sticklets are never gonna make it.
>>748251928>>748252971>>748255857Faggots. Just admit that you want to fuck Draco.
>>748266641Merula wouldn't abuse me
>>748266417Lower left corner, blindanonYes.
>>748249374>Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.>An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.>A wizard never had friends, at least not friends who were wizards. It needed a different word. Ah yes, that was it. Enemies. But a very different class of enemies. Gentlemen.>A wizard may be safely defined as a large ego which comes to a point at the top. That is why wizards do not blend well. That would mean looking like other people, and wizards do not wish to look like other people. Wizards AREN'T other people. >Wizards when faced with danger, would immediately stop and argue amongst themselves about exactly what kind of danger it was. By the time everyone in the party understood, either it had become the sort of danger where your options are so very, very clear that you instantly take of them or die, or it had got bored and gone away. Even danger has its pride. >It may be quite tough at the top, and it is probably even tougher at the bottom, but halfway up it’s so tough you could use it for horseshoes. By then all the no-hopers, the lazy, the silly and the downright unlucky have been weeded out, the field’s cleared, and every wizard stands alone and surrounded by mortal enemies on every side.>Knowing the time of your death is one of those strange bonuses that comes with being a true magic user. And, on the whole, it is a bonus. Many a wizard has passed away happily drinking the last of his wine cellar and incidentally owing very large sums of money.>Any true wizard, faced with a sign like ‘Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We’re not kidding. Openingthe door will mean the end of the universe,’ would automatically open the door in order to see what all the fuss was about.
>>748261361Woooooh! Hell yes! That looks great!
>>748267641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT4oE1JSVF8
>>748265471In the first movie it was real food and the whole place stank to high heaven by the second day of filming.
>>748272647Horcrux I could see an argument for trying to avoid the Jewish/religious association of phylactery. If you're writing for kids that might not know and they just google it or whatever, they'd be as likely to find some Orthodox Judaism shit as D&D liches.
>>748270832>JKR retconning Dumbledore into a homo just to appease fags and trannies,I doubt she did it for the trannies
>>748261361>>748265471
>>748274052I do not care for fagwarts legacy
Nobody ever talks about the fact that witch on muggle man date-rape is not only canon but the Ministry doesnt think jackshit of it
>>748274256Muggles don't have wizard rights.
>>748274256It's not just canon, it's central to the main villain's origin story.
>>748272151>>748272254https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OurZombiesAreDifferent
>>748274256>incredibly weak witch date-rapes muggle man>produces the 3rd most powerful wizard of the last century>meanwhile pureblood nobility married pureblood nobility and produced Gregory Goyle
>>748248716It didn’t help that the main story was gay as fuck, too. I don’t wanna fight a bunch of stupid goblins and be super important, I just want to be a regular student hanging out with bros and flirting with chicks.
>>748260157Tories are British conservatives and royalists, the term goes back to some succession crisis like 400 years agohe's calling these names old fashioned, fuddy-duddy
>>748258005The Japanese one looks funOppressive hierarchy with color coded robes, if you cast any of the "no no" spells your robes turn black immediately
>>748260329I like that but more when it's rougher and more adventurous, Bonnie and Clyde style. Haughty evil princesses belong to the good guy.
>>748244650BASED!
>>748258005worsehttps://youtu.be/j-2ZxldMO-M
>>748246516>>748248024Penny >>>
>>748271524she can scowl at me
>>748267085THE MICK HAS A WEAPON
>>748257876there being only one school for all of china and India is insane
>>748272307>i stay silent, nonchalant stare, creeping smirk of confidence.>maintain direct eye contact with her for several seconds.>slowly lean in to her right side ear and gently whisper *woof*, my breath subtle but deliberate.>i linger there for a second before slowly pulling back to reestablish eye contact.>my smirk grows larger, more confident, suggestive.>boldly ask if she's free this weekend.>before she can answer, i give her an out and say it's fine if she's busy; we can always continue >this some other time.>smile at her, nod at her friends, get up, and leave.pic unrelated.
>>748274052trans people are coded to get upset over pointless shit and cause problems for everyone else by design. like a cancer of the body, they are a cancer of the human race.
>>748272307>>748272440feels like a jewish fetish
>>748244323Because Neville has something long for her bottom.
Did they ever do a reset on merula's game? Will my hacked currency still be there?
I’m not complaining, but it seems there have been a slew of threads recently on multiple boards that have been almost completely free of the usual faggotry that plagues the entire site. It reminds me of older and better times.
it s unreal academagia is still the best in genre hopefully abracademagia or witchbrook is good
Anyone remembers that third person shooter Harry Potter game? lmao.
>>748266824
>>748277173I notice things tend to being less spammy and astroturfed around these hours. Basically American off hours. Works for me as a mutt who stays up late.
>>748256229>>748256847>>748268078And to think we had a thread yesterday about jews getting in the way of healthy male attraction to prepubescent girls with their jewish laws.
>>748244323Ennemy to rival to lover is kino
>>748270225Hogwarts is a Wizarding school, and I assume the Ministry of Magic or something just decided that it would take seven years of schooling to fully be considered a full-fledged wizard or to be knowledgeable enough in the magic arts. Students aren't allowed to use magic outside of the school, but once you graduate, I think you can? It's stupid anyway. They're not allowed to use magic because they're deemed incompetent because they're students. Not like an adult Wizard couldn't be just as foolish with magic as a student. I don't even know how much canon is in the game, but we learn there are other Wizarding schools across the globe, like WACKYDOODOO that is in Africa and is apparently even larger than Hogwarts and grander. It's also invisible or some shit, but since it's in Africa, they have a problem with dark wizards ruling the land and BAD PEOPLE going after women and children. Hogwarts Legacy had some shit writing, at least for certain characters and quests.
I just wanna say in GTO when the loser kid from the early arc gets the bully girl in the end was one of my favorite episodes.
>>748268154Honestly, getting crucio'd and must be the best relief of your life once it's over. I can see someone getting addicted to the feeling of the literal worst pain you can comprehend without going insane, only to make their regular baseline feel like heaven afterwards. Wizards are probably into some freaky shit.
>>748269691Yes.Also you dont want to be touching what it hitsDumbledore used a giant statue from the ministry and it was basically obliterated with one spell.There's a reason people didnt use physical shields to protect themselves from it
