>Meanwhile, at the renovated /v/ tower....
>>748250360what's new exactly?
>>748250360So yeah, I fixed your plumping the last time, now lower floors should not flood with sewage. Receptionist lady will give you the bill.Bye, guys.
could you guys stop pissing on the 6th floor sauna? thank you
>>748250561We installed a new and improved bottomless pit. Turns out the last one had a bottom.
>>748250360somebody attacked me for saying Fruity Pebbles is better than Captain Crunch, happened on Floor 382
STOP STEALING MY DORITOS
>>748250827Done, I started pissing off the balcony but im scared someone will one day push me off.
>>748251606goodtry to aim at the flowers and not at people
>>748251390That was me, fuck you and your shit taste.
just a reminder flushable wipes are NOT flushable you have to put them in a trash bag and if you do put them in a. trash bag then that bag can no longer go out your window and is ineligible for hallway pickup you have to walk it to the nearest incinerator or indian to deal with it
When is the remake of v/ tower finally be open?
Get the janitor in here, keep cleaning that spot, I’ll be watching you while I play my PS3
rise and shine!
>>748251915>He cleans away your ps3
When are these threads going to be banned?
Come to floor 359 you might get some good head the picture attached is of the last guys who visited look how good they cummed this is not a ploy to assimilate you
Found this on a fridge, who is it?
>>748252249Must be the infamous school shooter & terrorist sam hyde
>>748250360wtf is bro doing?
>>748252190at the same time when we get shill, e-retards, offtopic, other webpage pics, /g/ threads banned. so never
What are these noises coming from floor 1?
>>748252351he just played assasin creedleave him be
>>748250360Who paid for the renovations? Half the people here are unemployed.
>>748252428Anons trying to leave. I dont go there anymore.
>>748252438G-ganbare Ezio!
THE FRIENDLY GAMER BROS ON FLOOR 470 ARE THE THING DO NOT TRUST THEM
>>748252521but somebody should stay in the first floor with a fridgewe are going to sell those orgams
>>748250360How many threesomes happen there each month?
>>748252508The jannies must have gotten another salary increase.
>>748252508The government. Don't ask which one.
>Black goo no longer seeps from the walls on weekendsSOULLESS
>>748252708>Doesnt use his own home made black goo
What happens on the roof?
>>748252942Who needs a roof? Fucking casual.
>>748252942Thats the next floor, what do you mean?
Any anons care to join us on floor 232 in summoning the yellow paint god? We almost have everything for the ritual. All we need is a vessel of complete and utter retardation.
>>748252942You get a nice view of the outside.
what's the rule about fucking robots?
>>748250848is that why people have been falling from the sky near the top floors?
Great. Just fucking great. Of course I choose today to take the stairs.
>>748253901So long as you bring your own, it should be fine
>go to the public restroom>open the door to thisHe was surprisingly friendly, but I'm shitting out of my window next time. Who the fuck decided our rooms didn't need their own toilets anyway?
>>748253901I remember there was something about fisting in the FAQ, but I don't recall the specifics outside of it being expensive.
>internet is constantly terribleStop downloading porn and eating up all the bandwidth, you faggots
>>748254217So thats where all the black goop went Sheesh
>>748250360I, been holed up in my room barricaded, on floor 333 for the last... I can't quite remember it's been months...Have the half life fags stopped sacrificing people yet?
>>748254724He's a solid dude. Last night he asked for some toilet paper, but there was none, so I just handed him the love letter I found in the mail. Apparently it was for some girl from the farm a couple floors down.
What the hell is going on at Floor 666?
>PURUPURUPURU-RIN>PURURI-N~
>>748254724>but I’m shitting out of my window next time>next time
>>748255187God fuck, the vent gacha fags are back.Il send someone up there with a lighter and some hairspray in a bit
>>748254217BroYour diving gear?
>>748254217Just swim though it bro.
...
>>748255803>>748255859Alright, I made it through to an air pocket. Fucking hell how long does this go on?
ran out of adult diapers againanyone got some spares, triple XL?
>>748255187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ZNXwWIHI0What's the matter, neighbor?
>>748250848hopefully we fired the last bottomless pit maintenance guy, he was complaining about "getting stuck at the bottom with the trash and cum" and I was like>uhhhh pretty sure there shouldnt BE a bottomwas he even doing his job??
Has anyone seen any anons from any floors below 78? None of theme have sent their representatives to the meetings for months....
>>748255960I'm pretty sure that's the entrance to the underwater level.
>>748252351Just found out Halo was taken from 343.Then found out it was handed off to Activision.
>>748250360Some retard just shot put a turd off a balcony and it landed on my window. Can i get a janny to clean this up? The piss streams were manageable because eventually some dipshit would spill mountain dew and clean it up but this sucks
>>748256523There WASN'T a bottom. All the trash and cum made one.
REMINDER FROM THE UTILITIES OFFICEI know who's leaching off the lewd game archive torrent I'm pulling.2.0 seed ratio or I'll intercept and redirect your DNS requests to BLACKED.com for the next month.I am sick of waiting for this thing to finish.
>>748256904Long time pit supervisor here. The bottomless pit didnt develop an actual bottom. We refer to it as a "net bottom" where a buildip of debris has accumulated over time and makes it look like a bottom has formed. A good way to get rid of them is with a controlled fire or speaying it with an acidic solution to break down the net bottom.
>>748253816They really demolished all the other towers, huh?
I met this shifty looking dude yesterday. He wasn't particularly strange, just gave off a vibe that he was trying to sell me something even when having a normal conversation.Anyone know this guy?
>>748257496Be lying if I said I did.
Bro why the fuck there are shit stains on the fucking wall
>that one floor that just oozes feces all overWE HAVE TOILETS
>>748250360Barry. Where's Barry?
>>748257496No, but he does sound like a marvelous individual. A man that sells only the finest goods.>>748257396There were never any other towers. Do not believe this man's lies for he only wishes to damn you to an eternal search.
>>748257781NUH YEH
>>748254724Wait, you guys don't have your own private japanese toilets?!
>puts speakers on>sets it to the max>opens window>presses playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqmGFfNco0g
>>748257634>>748257781The jeetfication disease is at large, it seems. You just don’t notice because they don’t have the net terminal meme and thus, can no longer po
>>748258147>private japanese toilets>doesn't realize it's a guy hiding in the toilet reservoir peeing up his butt
>>748250360Man they cleaned this place up a lot, I can walk down the halls without getting mugged.
Why hasn't someone made a vidya game about the /v/ tower yet?
>>748259258How would you differentiate it from all the liminal schlock that’s flooding the scene?
>>748259258Because Let It Die already exists
>>748258242source on crop?
I've been playing TF2 FOR 11 Hours since this morning and the entire day I've been listening to the retard next door watching little dark age edits on his smart tv. How do you not get sick of listening to a song for a 100 times straight.
>>748259395I never said it should be a horror game but then again a bunch of retarded /v/irgins having to run around and do things like pick up doordashed pizza and shit in the public restroom while spookers try to get them sounds funny
>>748251996
you guys suck how do I WTC7 this bitch
WOULD YOU FUCKERS FROM 1283 SHUT UP ARGUING ABOUT GPU'S I'M TRYING TO SLEEP OFF A HANGOVER GODDAMNIT
>>748262129>red faction autist beats you to it
>>748262148poorfag detected
>>748262148>hangoveryour own fault for being weak
>>748258242at least it isn't roblox chase music or anything related to "verity"
>>748258147I don't care if he's japanese im not pooping on some guy's face
>>748263186What's the capital of france?
>>748262148SAAR DLSS5 IS THE FUTURE BENCHOD BITCH BASTERD
>>748263317
>>748263317afrika i guess?
Will you retards stop freeing the furfags? They're in the dungeon for a reason.
>>748263786i wanted to hunt sorry
>>748263670>>748263426what does the cow say?
>>748263948dont rape me muhamed?
>>748263786There might be females in there. And I am going to fuck that hypothetical pussy.
>>748264536Do you live alone?Is anybody home?123 and so, where did everybody go?
My schizo neighbout stoped taking his meds again. I know that because the banging I hear on my left walls. I went there countless time, but everytime I go there there is no one in it
>>748258242TURN THIS OF FUCK TURNE IT OFF NOW IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU CURSED ASS NIGGER
>>748265730OPEN THE DOOR, NEIGHBOR
>>748250360Why did they delete the last thread?
>>748268694forgot to pay the rent. sorry yall
>>748252708at least the new cleaner is doing an alright job
>>748258242OH YEAH?TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc
>>748254724>Who the fuck decided our rooms didn't need their own toilets anyway?I thought every room have their own toilet and bathroom. Guess I'm lucky.
>>748254217
>>748254217Serves you right dirty crime boy. We take stair theft very seriously here at /v/ tower.
>>748250561We got a second mattress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUNVjpv4A_YIT'S BEEN 9 HOURS YOU FUCKING NIGGER WOULD YOU MIND STOPPING
>neetbux got cutoff
>>748263317OH YES YES YES IT IS PARIS
*farts**farts again louder**shits myself**opens all the windows*Nothing personal neighbors I had burrito tonight
*sniff*
>>748270764Apologies you are right, I should have some variety.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-KSyjmhwE0
>>748271880You guys get windows?
>>748270764At least you don't get waken up by FLOOR every morning.
BRING OUT YER CUMRAGSBRING OUT YER CUMRAGS
>>748272309Fucking jar fetcher is always late...
>>748272380Mixed him up with the ice cream man once. That was rough.
>>748272445>thinking the ice cream guy and cum rag guy are different peoplewhere do you think the ice cream comes from?
>>748272605Do not trust dairy products.
>>748272743Yeah no whey
>>748272231THE FLOOR IS EVERYWHERE
>>748272198Yup, but count your blessings you have indoor heating.
Hey guys, what does this button do? I'm about to hit it
>>748253901if it runs on gas or wood or whatever crack a window for gods sakelast week there was a stealth /o/ meetup in floor 48 and the entire east wing of that floor got asphyxiated
>>748274285At least it wasnt as bad as the stealth /x/ succubus summoning incident
>>748254724not using that shit.
>>748275856Is that what he told you?
>>748250561more jeets. more garbage.
I unironically want a life like that with you, /v/ros. It would be heaven compared to my current life.
>>748276373sameat least then i would sometimes have some fun
>>748276373Shared pain is halved pain. You guys think we could get a building wide lan network and play multiplayer vydia?
>Waits until the afternoon in the weekend to begin loud room remodelation
>>748251648AND LET HIM FUCKING DIE?!
they havent picked up the garbage in a while. started throwing it out the window. not my problem.
>>748254217Go to the next floor and play Zelda's Lullaby in the corner. ffs they tell you this as soon as you enter
>>748258147Mine's got this weird emo girl standing in the corner with the lights out, so I don't use it cause I'd just feel embarrassed
>>748250561Nothing. It's a remake. That's not what you guys wanted? Well, it's what our shareholders wanted for you.
>>748257781>he doesn't treat that floor like a SM64 levelfucken casuals
>>748277586>girl
>>748272802anon pls
>>748250360How do I make /v/ Tower in blender?
>>748277818>Women spotted
>>748252351is >>748251606
>>748250674>Receptionist ladyThere's women here?
>>748278081Legends say they live on the bottom floors. Join the Deep Divers Union, anon. We dive in the search of paradise.
This is anon from floor 48 I hope this message finally makes it though, i found a hole in the wall some anon must have punched and tried covering up with a Miku poster. Just big enough to fit my phone through. You guys gotta send help the retards on 23 wouldn't stop playing with the fucking Ouija board no matter how many times we said >videogames? to them. They let something out anons, something really bad. It's spreading and its cutting us off completely, even if we paid our Nintendo online subscription. Most of us who haven't been found yet have started to go feral. Please, I'm on floor 48 room 16 I think, you've got to help me, I'm completely out of snacks
>>748250360Someone else's wafflestomped shit just surfaced in my shower. I ain't no bitch so I did what had to be done and stomped it back down the drain. It's someone else's problem now, as all things should be.
>>748278321I've been there. It's all traps. It's worth the dive, tho.
>>748250827You guys on the 6th floor have a sauna?
uh guys?...whats that smell?
Here come the plane
>>748251606GO BACK TO THE SAUNA PLEASE
this fucking window cleaner just keeps pissing on my window, his bladder cant be that big. someone throw a brick off the north side & end his shit.
/v/ros, I just crawled out of a nightmare realm subway station through a hole in the wall back into my apartment. The door is locked, and every time I use the hole, there's more locks when I come back. Now this chud is banging on my door, I'm scared /v/ros.
>>748278845You've been stopped by their temptation tactics, fool - the bottom is way further than the Trap Layer; though we only know about it from mail balloons sent upwards by the White Beards who descended on their Last Dives...
I keep hearing a guy grunting 3 floors up and that "ya'll ready for this" song from space jam. A meaty plop way down, lots of screaming. Any vidya for this feel?
>>748279451just let him in anon you are being a really rude neighbor
writing this 20 minutes after i tripped on a shit log in the stairwell. im scared that my life will be forfeit when i inevitably hit a trash heap & get my body sliced to ribbons on a broken cum jar, or hit the bottom & drown in the sewage sump below. the only way i can phesibly live through this fresh hell is for one of you anons to put a glue trap on the 46th floor, save me please.
>>748279595You don't get it anon, I'M LOCKED IN. The only way out is the HOLE in my dirty accursed BATHROOM. It's either face this deranged 240+lb chud, or get dismembered by a bipedal siamese doll creature in a water tower. I am so FUCKED.
>>748279553flushed away (2006)
>>748279759anon i really think you need to try and see it from his perspective. You are a stranger who just moved onto his floor and no one has seen you for weeks, you are making people nervous.... Its not normal to shut yourself off like this anon, open. the. door.
>>748279553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSXTTTJWJv4
>>748279857I'm trying anon, I've tried so hard. I peeled my fingernails back and split the callouses on my fingers from how much I've clawed at the door and the boards on my windows. I haven't eaten anything in weeks, my shower leaks black goo and the water doesn't work at all. I reached into three toilets in the other world last night, and all I got was this shitty t-shirt.
>>748279925its symbolism or something, you be here long enough and stop questioning things especially that sound of metal on metal dragging and drill noises
>>748250360Whoever's releasing a massive amount of balloons from the lower floor, can you please stop? Someone across the hole brought a pack of monkeys in retaliation and the monkeys are throwing all sorts of things towards the balloons. It's impressive how he managed to wrangle all the monkeys and annihilated all the balloons every single time, but it's starting to get old how all sorts of projectiles are flying into my room. Where the fuck did he even get a goddamn magic monkey that can fling magic freely?
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to floor 73 tonight.
>>748280105Those are my balloons you cunts, I'm sending them up as an SOS to God. Those warlock chimps are an affront to divinity and servants of Darwin (Satan).
>>748280286I'm too scared to confront the monkey faggot, he might decide to completely obliterate my place with his army of monkeys. Can you tell him to fuck off or something?
>>748279121
>>748280668Any message I send up with the balloons is instantly shot down by his atheistic mongrel swarm.
>>748250360Whos the faggot that keeps throwing dimes off their balcony. It's not a fucking wishing well.
*throws his trash down the tower*not my problem
>>748250360Why did half the tenants leave?
>>748280760Goddamn it all, you crazy fucks. I'll try finding another room in another floor to vacate to. Curse you all autistic faggots.
>>748273541ANON WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
>>748281168Jannies not doing their job and I see more jeets around. See how everyone said they're shitting everywhere but the toilet? Those are jeets.
>>748281168influx of brown retard foreigner shitposting freaks making the board less interesting to usehalf of the games people want to talk about have dedicated schizos that derail and ruin every single thread about those games, half of the threads are twitter screencaps and most importantly they still haven't fixed the rat problem or replaced the stairwell between the thirteenth and seventh floor meaning you have to rappel or jump six floors down and then climb back up it's fucked up dude
>>748280286>>748280668>>748280760uhhh guys i'm just a photographer on floor 7, I think those monkey fucks got him
>>748281292Goddammit no, that's my little brother Evan. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, YOU DAMNED DIRTY APES!
>>748252942>roof>implying>>748253816Not a real skygood luck finding the stairs to the next floor
>A network cable has been unplugged.
Someone direct me to the floor where I can find girls like this
>>748282695You follow the smell of fish. When you reach the trash pile full of used sanity pads you're on the right floor.
>>748283049He'll never get that far, if he's decently good lookingHe'll get blackbagged, taken to a dark room, fed viagra and oysters and milked until he starts shooting dust (and then they'll keep going)
>>748278081She's just an old lady working for the apartment management company. Old mexican cleaning lady also comes over once a week.
>>748283546That bitch keeps stealing my pain pills.
>>748284008You forget to take them anyway.
HELP shitter broke 6 mo ago and have been shitting into a hole in the wall but now it's full what do?i'm trans btw
>>748284209Shit in a garbage can and empty it out a window
