If 4chan had achievements what would they be?
>spend one year cumulatively on 4chan>spend 10 years cumulatively on 4chan
>>748262517>Don't forget... -Make your 1st post on /v/>...You're here forever. -Post on /v/ for 5 years.
Triggered the resident gore/gay porn/cp poster
>>748262596Imagine if non game applications had a permanent playtime count. I would kill myself if I saw the hours spent on 4chan.
>>748262517>amount of time spent here>posted on x y z boards>amount of bans>trigger a mod so hard you get a custom ban>amount of (You)setc
>The nigger they are...>post nigger 1000 times
>>748262517The site should track your time so you can demoralize people like this.
>Get in the /van/Make an off topic animal thread on /v/ and reach the post limit
Made an original, effort post that died in 8 minutes anyway
As of July 2026, I've been posting on 4chan for 20 years.
>>748262596>make a post about leaving 4chan for good>ip reconnects within 24h
>>748262731Wish I was an oldfag
>fugitiveban evade 5 times in the same thread
>The BanhammerGet a ban from moot himself.
>>748262841this can only be accomplished before 2015
>Spend more time on /v/ than playing video games
>>748262841I never achieved this.. I've only had a couple lowtax bans on SA..
>>74826251710g Reset Router20g Reset Router, Used phone data (no downtime)30g Personalised ban message50g Doxed mod100g Someone killed the mod you doxxed200g you killed a mod yourself500g you made a good post1000g you made a good thread
Public execution>get a public ban
>>748262731same
Attention whoreHave 3 threads on 3 separate boards get 300 replies simultaneous
>Is this thing on?Bump your own thread with 0 replies
>Kill YourselfPay for a 4chan Pass.
>>748262719>Effort poster>man of honor
>>748263026>that’s what I call a perfect syncMake a thread and single handedly bump it to post limit with a single IP
>The GhostSamefag for at least 50% of a thread you created without being called out.
>master baiterget at least 30 replies to one of your posts
>>748262731Impressive, but also sad.
>Garbage FireGet your thread /trash/ed instead of deleted
>HivemindPost the exact same comment at the exact same timestamp as another poster.
>>748263156"I" wouldn't do that "me".
>Public Enemyget banned over 100 times
>FUCK YOU /v/ GETAcquire a rare get.
>I’m Spartacus Have 5 people in the same thread be falsely accused of being you.(Requires recognized schizo achievement)
>>748262517>Index of Forbidden Books>get your OC image MD5 banned
>Going Down in Historypost a high effort OC 0.001% have this achievement
>>748263337>when 2 anons (sometimes 3) post the same picture in a sequence
>>748263517>Guessing gameidentify a recognized schizo on your first attempt in a thread
>>748262731I hit that last year.Things are steeply going downhill, rapidly, every year.
>>748262517>be white>be a poster who was here before 2010>actually have lurked 2 years before posting>actually play video games>actually watch anime>don't spam your board of choice with off topic garbage>don't ERP like a fucking faggot
>>748263337>>748263605>swap your image to an nsfw one via the image swapping glitch>get banned for it on a blue board
>>748262517>Niggertastic: Call "Nigger" to 1000 anons
>The Chosen Oneget called a jew 10 times on /pol/
>Lurk Moar>View a thread for 20 minutes before posting at least one post in it>players who have earned this achievement: 2%
>>748263650>anon lists cheevos he doesnt have
>>748262517Posted it again achievement
First stepsmake a post on /b/
>>748262676hold up, that's a good name>>748262943I love Sonic Adventure
>Beating the allegationsIn the last week, most of your online time was playing a videogame while your time on /v/ was the least.
>Thanks DocReceived your first daily dose.
>LifelineGet told to kill yourself 50 times.
>>748263712I have every one of those. I'd ask which ones upset you, but I know you didn't make it past the first 2.
>He Does it For Free>Have your thread deleted within 2 minutes of posting
>>748263384You get permabanned if you get 50 bans on one IP, and time between bans don't matter.
>>748262731>big 20 is coming up in 2 years>still an eternal newfag
>>748263863i'd love to know how you know this
>>748263693>image swapthat's achievement worthy
>>748263846>Shhh... the mods are asleep>Repost the exact same thread and have it reach bump limit
>Backseat JanitorHave 5 posts you reported get deleted in a single day
>The Bottom of the BarrelPost on 4chan using your phone.
>Wait, this is a blue board?Post an NSFW picture in the OP and have the thread reach 100 posts
>>748262687>be a goycattle wagie for Mcdonald's I would rather waste my life than do that
Oldfag - Post for 1 entire Summer.Epic Oldfag - Post 100 redditfrogs.
>>748263803>Anon earns "My Dad Works At Nintendo!" achievementLucky
>>748262517>That isn't how it worksAccept someone's concession
>>748263995>have a bullshit prediction from a troll thread you posted actually come true
>The Law of SilenceReport a post, then get banned for announcing it in the thread.
>"Pay Artists What They're Worth!"-Post an AI genned image and have it fool someone
>50x NIGGER SNEEDS
>>748262517Get more than 20 replies on your post.Get quints.Get called fpbp by someone.Make a thread that lasts until the bump limit.Become the resident schizo.See your meme reposted.See your meme reposted on Twitter.Filter the meme flags.Get banned for posting in the thread janny was about to delete.Get your .webm deleted but don't get banned.
>Perpetual LeaseBecome a boogeyman by getting referenced by name at least 6 months after your initial post on a board or general>Early AdopterPost in any video game thread before the topic is banned to /vg/
>>748263776Thanks doc
>They (Don't) Do It For FreeHave a rule-breaking thread reach 1k posts and sucefully archived.
>>748263898Because I permabanned back in 2018 after years of occasionally getting banned for random reasons, then I learned the forbidden arts of ban evasion from the bros on /tv/ and /qa/
>Why won't you die?Make 30 posts in a thread with sage enabled
>>748262517>don't ritualpost>0.000000001% of players have this achievement
>This is your mindsetTrigger the barneyfag in a thread
>4channel forecast>successfully make a prediction with "inb4"
>Silent disapprovalSage a thread>Things have changedAge a thread
>End of DiscussionMake a single post in a thread which hits both the bump and image limit
>Videogames?Make an off-topic thread and reach bump limit
>>748264257>End of RineHave the last word in a deleted/archived thread.
>>748264176I bet you get>Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abusemany times
>The gods are watchingget a (you) from a moderator >Mr. conductor Successfully derail a thread that was previously on topic >In plain sight make a cropped porn thread that survives to bump limit >psychic man successfully predict consecutive digits >hungry for moreget banned for ban evasion
>check em!get dubs on /v/37.52% of players have this achievement
>Board InfluenceHave someone else link your post from another thread on the same board>Global InfluenceHave someone else link your post from another thread on a different board
>Royal GroomerHave your nomination make it to the bracket rounds of any board's annual "Queen of" contest
>>748262596>>748262731Please delete this, thx
>Forbidden technique Post The Grifter
>I thought this was America!Get 20 separate 3 day vacations for racism
>I am an autist, hear my reeeePost a vocaroo of your own voice
>>748262517>You're An Hero!Successfully bully someone into killing themselves.>Rule 1: BrokenTalk to anyone about 4chan, outside of 4chan.>Cha-Chink!Click an ad for J-List and complete a purchase.>What's In The Box?Create your first unboxing thread with a dragon dildo inside.>MetamorphosisBegin crossdressing due to /pol/ threads.>Crossing the BarrierMeet with any 4chan user, in person.>Women Don't ExistMeet with a 4chan user, in person, who is a female (female).>Epic BreadBe included in the screenshot of an infamous post.>Living Deca-dentlyBe the ten billionth post.>Party VanGet your home raided due to a post you made.>>748262635>Oh (You)!
>Silent Butt Deadly Post in a vidya butts thread before deletion
>>748262731I don't even play, or care about, videogames. I don't know what is wrong with me at this point. >>748262517>Drowning GodMake a stealth /x/ thread successfuly without getting pruned for it.
>You startled the witchMake a thread that triggers one of the resident schizos and have them post at least 10 times in it
>>748264492>You're an heroGood to know jannies are illiterate
>Equine EjectionGet banned for rule 15
>Cultural Integration>Get an eceleb thread to the bump limitprogram it to where every poster ITT gets the achievement, not just OP or post #500 so everyone will join in
>hidden public ritualsMake 10 ritualposts in threads of the same topic and not be called out
>>748262517>/trash/edGet your thread moved to /trash/.>Honorary /b/tardGet your thread moved to /b/.>FUCK THE CAPTCHA!Fail the captcha 3 times in a row.
>>748264584This is bait right
>>748264615>Horsing Around
>>748264584based troll>>748264670yes, you are getting reverse trolled
>>748264584holy newfag
>>748264352Not really. I figured out how to mitigate that years ago. I haven't even checked here in over a year, I'm just here to test something and shitpost a little
>>748262731Newfag. I've been here since April 2006.
>Herald of The End TimesParticipated in Gamer Gate
I hit my 21st anniversary with this fucking shithole in July. Like many of you probably are in reality right now, I was 14 when I found this website.
>>748264706Completely?It still pops up for me from time to time and I wasn't even permabanned
>What's your favorite soup?Have a general you created reach the 100th thread.
>James Bond, BurgerPost a combined total of 200 Pierce Brosnan memes in architect threads
>Pool's closed Successfully complete a swastika without getting banned in Habbo Hotel
>The Jest is On You!Complete reading of /lit/ meme trilogy.
>>748264773I was 14 as well, sometime in mid 2005. First time visiting the website a troll friend I had on Gaia online linked me and the very first thing I saw was a Yoshi orgy GET that said STICKY STICKY YOSHI YOSHI CUM or somethingHaven't left since, even though this place is actually the real hell on earth
>samefag for the first time (started the game babby achievement)>start a thread that reaches bump limit>start a thread that gets 0 replies (besides you)>make a post that gets 50 (You)s>post your waifu in a sticky>post "only 1000 posts? <board> is dead" in a sticky>start a stealth porndump thread on a blue board and get away with it (jannies dont delete it)>tfw no gf (post gyan gosling images 10 times when something makes you lonely)>I finally made it (make an OC mspaint drawing/meme edit that gets reposted on 4chan 5+ years later)>Jannies fear me (get a warning but not a ban)>ban cuck (have a static IP and wait out your 3+ day ban)
>Was it something I said?Make the final post before the thread’s deletion
>Spiritual SamefaggingMake 20 threads on /x/ about metaphysical solipsism
>Cool it, oh vey?Blame Jews on something over 100 times>Lost at the LotteryOut yourself as a third world subhuman>I wanna be the JannyComplain about off topic or spam -> /vg/ on threads about video games>I did it againSpam the same thread with the same image 10 times in a row without one getting deleted or called out for it>living on the edgePost cunny or loli, and not get banned
>Our Little Wolf of Wall-StreetConsidered buying or mining when Bitcoin was first talked about on /g/ but ultimately didn't
>I Am… All of MeSamefag your own thread 50 times or more
>>748262626I've been here since the beginning. What do I get?
>>748264492>Meet with a 4chan user, in person, who is a female (female).Did this back at uni when I found one of my classmates for like two years in a thread. Became friends for a little while irl after that. All it took was the anon to mention what uni they were from and that they were a girl for me to know who it was.
>>748262731This place is not what it used to be man. /v/ threads last for days now and everything feels soulless
>>748265121Damn... I'd have so many of this one
>Face the wallGet Publicly BannedI've had it happen twice but they were many many years ago
>vidya buttsPost an AK-12 OP without getting banned
>>748265197>/v/ threads last for days nowThat's unironically a good thing. /v/ back in 2007~8 when threads lasted for days until the deluge of retards where threads would vanish in a couple hours was awful. I like being able to go to bed and wake up and contribute to a thread again
Hoping they steal this idea for April Fools with board specific achievements
>>748264773>it's been 10 years since the site launched to talk about the election>you somehow did over double that
>larped as white
>It's Not DelhiveryHave someone "SAAR" your post
>I'm doing my part>say "Who?" in response to anyone who mentions moot
>boss makes an off-topic thread Post an animal webm thread and have it reach bump limit
>>748265296Yeah, but now you do that in a pozzed way, not the normal way it was done back then.
>>748265309I know this is bait, tranny. But I'll bite anyway. 4chan debuted in 2003.
>Where There's Smoke, They Pinch BackMake a Youtube Poop reference and have someone respond with another reference
Go to sleep man>make a typo that changes the meaning of your entire post or looks like ESL
>>748265309What part of "Don't forget you're here forever" do you not FUCKING understand
>Sharpshooter: Accuse 15 anons of being samefags with an accuracy rate of at least 90%
>>748265423G would you make me a sandwich
>The GameYou just lost it.
>Are you ok, Barry?Write an article about yourself on ED about how you totally don't exist and everyone else is a schizo but you (who doesn't exist)
>Promotion!Get caught browsing 4chan at work while a anon posts porn
>>748264492>It's Caturday!Post an image of a cat on a Saturday.>TripwireCreate a tripcode.>Chivalry Isn't DeadGet a positive (You).>Breaking News!Create a thread about a topic two weeks after it has run its course.>He Does It For FreeApply to be a janitor.>L'ArtCreate an image that becomes regularly circulated on the board.
>>748262517They should make an achievements event for April Phool
>The Bigger They Are...Cause a healthy 300+ post thread to derail into off-topic bullshit
>>748265412The internet wasn't launched by Apple until 2007, retard.
>>748265121Me in every /lit/ thread I post in.
>>748265526This one even comes with a special badge!
>Was I a good board?Open /f/ out of habit.
>This is baitReceive 5 replies on a single post>I was only pretending to be retardedReceive 20 replies on a single post>Put me in the screencapReceive 50 replies on a single post
>>748265582I'm sure you actually believe that zoomie-zoomer
>I speak for the PeopleHave your post screencapped and uploaded in another thread>Wait, You Actually Liked That? Draw something for a thread and see it reposted in a different thread
>>748262596>spend one year avoiding the game_____________________
>The Bigger They Are…Post in any Atlas game thread
>NUCLEAR HAPPENINGHave your thread reach bump limit in under 1 hour (no samefag allowed)
>Debating My Own StrawmanSuccessfully turn a thread into chaos by arguing with yourself pretending to be at least four different people
>Lone wanderer make it to page 10 without a single reply>Back to the stable banned for posting ponies outside of mlp >Hook line and sinkerreply to obvious bait >No refundsget banned while using a 4chan pass >Public streakerpost NSFW in a sticky thread >Public enemy #1sexualize yotsuba
>>748262517>took part in the habbo hotel pool incident>posted on 9/11>lost the game
>>748265501HELLO TYRANNOSAURUS ALLAN!
>Recycling TrashMake a twitter screenshot thread
>WE ARE ANONYMOUS SAARMake $500 posting stolen green-texts on Twitter
>Posted 100 Twitter screencaps
>>748265794>Double agentSuccessfully win an argument holding a position you disagree with.
>New Fetish AcquiredDiscover the secret NSFW board
>Press S to SpitTalk shit about the deceased in 3 separate memorial threads
>>748263605
>>748265794>Skub vs Anti Skub
>They do it for free Post something ban worthy without it getting deleted before thread archives
>>748262517>It's Panda-moniumBypass the sad panda.
>No good deed goes unpunishedGet banned for posting on topic
>Be Non-white>100% of players have this trophy
>>748264207>achievement that you have from the beginning but can loseIs there anything actually like this in vidya?
>>748266104>See These Hands
>Local HeroYour reports have managed to get a notorious spammer banned.
The spark that lights the fire>Make a thread that hits the post limit with only the OP posted in the thread
>>748266127There are achievements where the condition isn't truly satisfied until you beat the game, and if you trigger the failcon you have to start over
>>748262517Would be a good April Fools event
>dindu nuffin Successfully appeal a longterm ban
>Mods Are AsleepReach bump limit with an off-topic thread
>>748266161>He's Still Out TherePost after switching IPs from a proxyban
>>74826273119 years for me. I don't know the exact date but I think mid 2007.
>Hi mom!Make a posts that makes it into a tube video with 10000 views or more.
>he does it for free Remain unbanned after a 15 minute block by a janny
>InfamousSomeone took a screenshot of you on another website and managed to get 25 anons to shittalk your opinion>Welcome to the InternetGet doxed for an innocuous post
>Just Ignore ThemAdd 25 namefags to your filter.
>>748262731I hit this last year when I was between SA and FightingAmphibians. It's weird to think that people who didn't exist then, can legally drink now.
>big brainedSolve 10000 captchas.
>OH LOVEPost in a stickied thread during the Harmony event
>>748262841I don't know if I ever got banned by moot but I did get unbanned by moot.
>>748262731rookie numbers I've been here since 2004
>The Cunnymaster>Have your cheese thread reach post limit
>>748263954>A Deal's a Deal...Post a NSFW image in the OP on a blue board and get the thread stickied
>>748262517>spot the samefag
>Co-op modeHave a paying job for a shitposting cabal
>>748266492This whole thread, including your post, is me.
>Rigged from the StartTrigger the autosage filter>Living HistoryVisit the paper pendulum clock thread on /po/>NewsworthyHave your post shared in the happenings thread on /bant/
>It's time to go backGet called a redditor by 500 unique IPs.
>It Should Be In A MuseumWhile ban evading unearth an expired permaban from before 2014
>>748262731I've been here since I was 12, dont feel bad im 32 now.
>>748262731Thank you for not abandoning us for Xitter or some random Discord server like the rest of the oldfags.
>serious businessPost in a analytics or sales thread
>Extra terrestrialGet called a schizo by 100 unique IPs on /x/.
>>748266616I would have this achievement. I was using Waffle House wifi in uptown Cincinnati and uncovered a CP ban from like 2010
>deletesystem32 ▲▲▲ successfully
>>748264492>Meet with a 4chan user, in person, who is a female (female).i also did this. met up and nutted in her mouth. never saw her again
>>748264492>>Women Don't Exist>Meet with a 4chan user, in person, who is a female (female).It should be "There are no girls on the internet".
