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New York looks like this? Ew, who'd live here?!
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me
i live there
i like living here
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>>748266314
Jews and sacrificial lambs
>>748266383
t. Sacrificial lamb
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People who are kino (relatively speaking to other Americans at least)
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>>748266383
how much you make per week
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>>748266467
about $2,400 usd dollars
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>>748266314
I like how GTAIII's LC doesn't feel like New York at all. It's a pretty unique vibe.
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>>748266314
GTA IV was a pretty mediocre game but I appreciate how accurately it captures the feeling of living in NYC circa 2006.
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>>748266314
that's the street where they keep all the tourists like you and your family.
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>>748266568
it's pre-9/11 NYC
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>>748266640
>GTA IV was a pretty mediocre game
According to who?
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>>748266314
Very miserable and high strung people
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You should try living near NYC. The people spread out and corrupt everything around them like a fungus. Avoiding the city is easy enough but wait until Mr. Big Shot Accountant and his shitty little family turn up near you in his $100,000 SUV the size of a Sherman tank because they love how "quaint" it is. Fucking hate the people and hate the city.
But with that being said GTA 4 LC is as close as you can possibly get to recession era NYC, it's actually remarkable how accurate it feels.
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>>748266314
Once you move away from a metropolitan, and realize you can fuckin.....survive, and buy a house on not a lot of money and decent credit, it seems really fucking stupid that you'd ever choose to live in one
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>>748267317
but the HUSTLE and BUSTLE!
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>>748266314
Early 2000s NYC, yes.
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>>748267342
Rise n grind gangster
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>>748266553
Dis nigga makin dollars squared
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>>748266553
Is that good or bad? NTA
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>>748267423
Nta but 2400 a week is pretty good
134k a year. If the job is low stress you're set for life
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>>748267209
>only people in the city drive SUVs with their shitty family
You described suburban retards but ok, hope you get home safe after your 5 hour drive
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I like 90s new york from home alone 2 and the TMNT movie
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>>748267209
I visited NYC for the first time in 2008. Today when I play GTA4 it is very nostalgic to me, particularly the soundtrack.
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muh h*ckin' walkable cities doe!
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*ahem*
FUCK CUOMO
FUCK HOCHUL
FUCK ALBANY
FUCK NYC
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>>748267404
>>748267342
>>748267317
No one wants to live in your glorified Walmart parking lot of a town
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>>748267508
Keep your urbanite asses in the big shitty and stop driving up living costs everywhere in a 100 mile radius of your shithole.
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>>748267593
muh heckin 3 hour drives to the grocery store doe!
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>>748267596
I forgot parking is a luxury in a city and if you literally park anywhere you get a ticket
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>>748267464
Nice. Anon is living the dream, or so I hope.
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>>748267596
I fail to see what new Yorkers do that is so exciting that it warrants not owning anything and being 40x more likely to die of violent crime
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>>748267621
Go back to school and get a job, bumfuck hick
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>>748267596
as opposed to a glorified Walmart shopping aisle of a city
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>>748266314
Concrete jungle wet dream tomato
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>>748267686
the catch is that everything is a lot more expensive in new york so it's comparable to an average salary anywhere else
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>>748266314
GTA4's city is less comfy than NYC, it's too spread out. That's because if it was to scale, it would suck to drive in, like actual NYC.
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>>748266314
Thats Liberty Biberty City
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>>748267779
Except you save money on gas and you also save time (the most precious commodity).
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>>748266314
Sometimes I miss NYC

>>748267464
anon the cost of living in NYC is ridiculous. Making 100k a year is the bare minimum. You aren't poor but you aren't doing good either
> Former New Yorker
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>>748267779
Fucking hell. Hopefully he's living with a few mates and saving like a manic. Otherwise, that could be ogre.
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New York rules
California should be nuked
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I've come to realize that superurban living is for people with no internal thoughts and no meaningful intents. I don't want to call them NPCs because that's cliche, but close. They are terrified of the thought of being alone with nothing to do; some part of their brains has been fucked up, likely since birth in said city, to require constant stimulus of some kind. Obviously they're having the time of their lives now with cell phones and social media having taken over every aspect of life, but that fear still lingers. Imagine having to just sit there and THINK. No TV telling you what you should feel, no hustle and bustle of angry people at stoplights, no being proud of your shithole by telling everyone it's perfectly safe as long as you keep your head on a swivel and don't go on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard at any time of day. They have no lives outside of other people, no hobbies that can't fit in a 10 by 10 foot box and be packed up in thirty seconds. So video games are perfect for them, unsurprisingly.

You don't see guys with model train hobbies living in cities. You see them living in the middle of nowhere with a whole ass garage dedicated to trains, and they'll sit there for hours all by their lonesome, because they still have brains capable of doing that without fucking exploding.
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Funny how NYC is improving now that they elected someone who actually gives a shit about fixing basic quality of life problems like trash bags and pot holes everywhere. Need to get rent price gouging under control though.

But from a video game perspective, especially for games like GTA, good government wouldn't make for a good game environment.

>>748267593
>Walkable City
>Chicago
>Autistically designed with the grid system to the point you can calculate the distance between 2 addresses down to feet.
>Can reach any necessity on foot
>The only game that tries to take place in it is Watch_Dogs
>Which does the city zero justice since they make it some sort of fucked up amalgamation of both the city and Southern Wisconsin, on top of everything North of Division just sinking into the fuck lake.
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>>748266314
People who want big american titties
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>>748268034
it's schizobabble but i feel there's a train of truth to it after hearing about city people who literally, physically, are unable to sleep unless they have the sounds of the city in the background, and how our primate brains are normally used to total quiet while asleep and noise being an "oh fuck wake up or you get eaten" deal, makes me think there is an actual physical malfunction in those brains
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>>748268034
rent fuckin free. must be real boring out there
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>>748267907
Oh, my bad, I meant anywhere but a major metro. I made like 110 for 4-5 years and landed a 500k house and have all my bills squared away. I could greet at Walmart for the rest of my life and still be set
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>>748267695
no one knows
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i have never been to a city in my entire life...
i want to but i feel spiritually trapped where i am. i wouldn't be able to handle somewhere ensouled like new york.
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>>748268213
no, you’re just coping like the other guy cuz you purchased a home in nowhereville and realized it’s stupid to have to waste 6 hours every day on driving
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>>748268034
>You don't see guys with model train hobbies living in cities
Probably because they can't fit tracks inside their shoebox apartments.
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>>748268034
I mean, noone had model trains in the city because noone is doing anything besides scraping by. As a suburbanite with disposable income, model trains has been priced out.
All that to say you're just coping about being too broke and not having the space to have some kino autism hobby.
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>>748268034
People who live in NYC don't need to spend every hour of their spare time building model trains because they can simply go to the Transit Museum, or simply watch real trains roll by at over 500+ stations.

I say this as a train autist who lives in NYC.
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>>748268320
I went to Boston one singular time for Pax, was nearly hit by a VERY black, like african, cab driver while the walk sign was up. He yelled "Watch where you're going, faggot" and that was enough for me
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>>748268361
I used model trains as an example without knowing the actual state of the model train market/industry, sorry. My actual hobby is automotive shitboxes which is obviously incompatible with anywhere that doesn't have a driveway. Or has a driveway but autistic HOA 'rules.'
>All that to say you're just coping about being too broke and not having the space to have some kino autism hobby.
what
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>>748268138
Yeah but Chicago's metropolitan area is tiny compared to NY. I might just be talking shit but I think you could fit Chicago's metro area inside of Manhatten. If you wanted to make a budget GTA clone it might be a good setting
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gotta love how a city just mindbreaks suburban retards every time
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>>748268464
You said superurban, I read suburban, because I'm subhuman and jumped the gun, my bad
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>>748268405
>why would you play x game when you can do y thing for real argument
i SPIT on you, filthy foamer
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>>748268509
No worries, anon.
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suburban retards cry about the city being dirty but I’ve seen suburban retards come to the city for concerts and stuff and they’re always littering. They’re a bunch of dirty and disrespectful cucks with a chip on their shoulder because they have to waste their time driving and wishing they were in a city. Can’t wait for my mayor to implement congestion pricing and get these out of towners to pay up for coming here. Hopefully they’ll just stay out.
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>>748268603
>its those dang suburbanites pissing and shitting everywhere I tell ya
Lol okay
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someone post the Chicago Poop Map.
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>>748268034
>superurban living
NYC is not even that dense, it's just urban. You need to go to Asia to get "superurban". Most of the cities in the US are suburban or burned-out abandoned downtowns, NYC is one of the only actual cities.

>keep your head on a swivel
I want to purge the lowlifes as much as anyone but in reality the risk is very low. Just have the most basic situational awareness. You need to be much more alert while driving, which you'll have to do constantly outside of the city.
It's also just what you're used to, as someone used to city life, driving on those 6-lane congested highways is far more stressful than anything in the city, and obviously the actual danger is higher. But of course if you do it every day you'll become numb to it. Anyone who worries a lot about either is a pussy desu
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>>748268627
name 1 thing wrong with piss and shit
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>>748268603
Its true, I drive an hour every day from my safe suburban neighborhood into NYC and I dump used needles and tampons everywhere in what would be an otherwise clean city
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>>748268498
And that's another problem, you could easily do the entire metro area of Chicago faithfully in a game, and Ubisoft couldn't even do that.
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>>748268627
Bye bye
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>>748268696
i hope you're not dumping car batteries too, those are supposed to go in the Hudson
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>>748268659
>just keep your guard up all the time
Really not good for you, I say this with all the love in my heart, you don't deserve to spend every waking moment of the day nervous that you may be jumped by gangbangers or Puerto Ricans.
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>>748266383
Relying on public transport for everything is the main reason I could only live in NY if I had my own car so id have means to leave the city. I live in North Jersey so its easy enough to get to the city but theres really not much novelty, maybe id have more fun going to small venues in Brooklyn but manhatten got old quick. I drive like 2 hours from my house every other week so I needed to live outside the city (moved east 2 years ago)
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>>748268659
>You need to be much more alert while driving, which you'll have to do constantly outside of the city.
No fucking way. Rule 1 of driving is to assume everyone is fucking retarded with no self-preservation, but not outright malicious. You turn your head so someone doesn't crash into you by accident after running a light, not so you don't get jumped by future rocket scientists who specifically saw a target of opportunity. You don't go "oh yeah don't go on the turnpike after dark unless you want to get side swiped," but you sure hear that about the specific parts of any given city.
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>>748268603
>muh hecking American concert goers generating revenue for shithole baaaad
>muh fucking 1 billion brown foreigners coming to sell fentanyl and work in bodegas and door dash gooooood
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>>748266314
damn that looks cozy af
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>>748268856
They file that under category A. Hustle or category B. Bustle. I forget which
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>>748268856
>waaaah my shitty mumford and sons tickets and hotdogs are contributing to the economy LET ME IN

stay out, inbred freak
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>>748267464
What you do? Can you hook me up?
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>>748268881
>jumping in to suck someone’s dick in less than 1 minute
Suburban retards just love to suck dick I guess
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>>748268907
Missed the point entirely about who’s causing third world garbage and trash and crime everywhere, and I live in a clean city, Washington DC, thank you trump!
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>>748268907
>inbred freak
oy vey cool it with the antisemitism
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>>748268945
>HEY! STOP BEING NICE
Make me
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I'm too European for this discussion, but my only experiences of New York is from GTA 4, Seinfeld and mob movies. It seems chill!
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>>748269010
Its a LOT browner now
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>>748268320
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>>748268986
>nooooo you have to get my suburban retard point you can’t just make fun of my lifestyle I drove 6 hours and had to look for parking just to make this post LET ME IN
Better luck in your next life, dipstick
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>>748268763
You literally don't, it's a non issue. There are no roving gangs trying to jump you. And humans literally evolved being stalked by big cats, basic situational awareness comes naturally and not damaging.
Driving on the other hand puts you seconds away from a 80+ mph collision for hours on end while the environment otherwise tries to lull you to sleep, it's far more unnatural desu.

>>748268824
You're making my point for me. In a city you're only at risk from someone deliberately attacking you which is extremely rare. In a car you're at risk from every unobservant retard. There are 1000x more retards and drunkards out there than homicidal criminals
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>>748269010
>my only experiences of New York is from GTA 4, Seinfeld and mob movies.
That's about all you need. Just imagine 4/5s of the city being Jerry Seinfeld.
Chilling, I know, but true.
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>>74826904
>>748268324
why 6 hours exactly? is this in your playbook?
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>>748269046
>I take pride in missing the point
You guys cant win for losing
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People make Mamdani to be the second coming of Jesus and current NYC as a utoptia because of him
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>>748266960
Me and everyone else when it was released and had so much less to do than San Andreas
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>>748269082
>you literally don't
Okay so where's the situational awareness come in if I have not one thing to be worried about?
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>>748269104
>p-p-please listen to me!! I’m running out of gas money soon!
Maybe you should’ve stayed in school so you didn’t have to work in an auto shop all your life.
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>>748266383
What do you like to do regularly in NY. Ive spent time there but im more a hiker.
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>>748269162
I guarantee my school had higher test scores than yours lmao
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>>748269190
careful anon, he's probably young enough that they've fucked the grading curve to make sure jamal durag gets at least a 70 for state bennies
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>>748269190
Yeah, I’m sure you guys have the best meth test scores. Must be why you chose to live your life inside of a car just to get basic necessities.
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>>748269162
>dude I’m so cool for making fun of people seeing a concert, yes there are no go zones and I don’t feel safe in my own community
Shut the fuck up, no one on earth thinks you’re cool for living in the big apple anymore
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>>748269225
Jamal got an iPad where Siri takes the test for him and he still failed the 4th grade for the 5th year in a row lol
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>>748267907
What if he lives in Queens or Bronx

>>748267596
Yeah those towns that are 30 minutes from waterfalls. Forests, mountains. Real boring places. Shit the one I lived in had great cheap music venues with good bands every month
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>>748269121
That illusion shatters whenever I have to go to the Bronx or Coney, at least for me.
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I live in New York City, I generally rely on public transportation to get to and from work on a day-to-day basis and to do basic errands like shopping, but also have a car (and a garage to park it in), which I use to travel outside of the city to see family and explore the suburbs and countryside on my time off.

I find 60 minutes of combined buses+walking+subway to be a far more enjoyable/less hellish experience than having to spend 2 hours on the BQE/Belt/LIE in a car, at least on the subway and bus you can just read the newspaper, crawling along at 2 mph on the highway is a maddening experience.
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>>748266314
Jews and Donald Jew Trump.
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>>748266314
Actually it looks like this, chud
https://files.catbox.moe/olihti.mp4
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>>748269308
>2 hour commute
That is 4x the average commute for a person living in a suburb
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>>748269260
Not my fault suburban retards like you cry about the city and get laughed at for it. Maybe next time you should stick to topics you’re good at, like school shootings.
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>>748269461
This nigga is straight fuming lol
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>>748269301
>What if he lives in Queens or Bronx
probably anywhere from 2.7k (low end) to 4k high end. Only really wealthy people actually live in Manhatten.
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>>748267891
You say that like subways are cheap, theyre not
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>>748269497
Nah, I love making fun of you suburban crybabies
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>>748269461
As I said previously I live in a safe and beautiful city, the nations capitol. I walk by national guardsmen on a daily basis and feel safe wherever I go. Cope you aids ridden freak.
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>>748268778
Having a car in the city really sucks though
>pay $500/month for parking
>want to drive somewhere
>cramped streets and traffic (not as bad with congestion fee, oh btw pay $10)
>no parking at your destination so have to search for street parking or pay even more for a garage
>took way longer than taking the subway
plus all the usual costs of owning a car
But you're right, it's nice for leaving the city, otherwise it's a fucking pain in the ass. Not that driving in/back is fucking fun either
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>>748269542
Nowhere near as expensive as gas for daily 3+ hours of driving. Nor as time consuming.
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>>748269184
biking, museums, restaurants, parks
biking as a way of getting around NYC is seriously underrated, the biking infrastructure in city city has improved by so much in the last 10 years

>>748269542
if you max out NYC's transit card (OMNY) it works out to at most, $1,800 a year ($3,500 if you use a lot of express buses) because of the way the weekly fare caps work
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>>748269672
WHO THE FUCK IS DRIVING 3 HOURS A DAY
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>>748269875
suburban retards
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oh yeah he's definitely fuming
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I drive 23 hours a day to work!
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Living in NYC has its problems same as anywhere else I just wish people would get them right.
We literally just got a corpo mega tower straight outta Cyberpunk. It's fun here give us some credit.
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>>748270297
someone post the sims hedge maze screencap
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>>748270297
are you late or early when you get there
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>>748270350
So long as you don't open the box and check, I'm both
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>>748270329
This is an embarrassing post and you will never understand why.
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it's not an inferiority complex when i say this: chicago is better than nyc. i lived in both for a few years for work.
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>>748270329
Christ, how much light pollution does that thin give off?
It wouldn't be as bad if it wasn't a solid red light.
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>>748270528
I've heard Chicago is very nice, but I've also heard it's a crime ridden shithole, so idk if there's just nice parts or what
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>>748270535
You're never gonna see the stars anyway, these niggas have entire museums built around pretending to look at the stars. I'm not sure there's been a single starry sky in NYC in the last 40 years
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>>748268034
The Red Caboose, a model train/scale modeling, hobby shop that's been operating in NYC for 80 years, 32 at its current location, has been forced to close because of "building development."
There's still Trainworld in Brooklyn and one other generalist hobby store left, but the latter is operated by an old man who might not last another 5 years.
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How long until we get a GTA in Chicago?
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>>748270681
Watch_dogs
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>>748270535
>worrying about light pollution
>in nyc
some battles were over a long time ago anon
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>>748266314
I live in Jersey but work in NYC. It's alright to visit and explore from time to time but I feel it is awful living there because everything is so fucking expensive. I will say as stinky and nigfilled the NY subways are, it's wonderful that you can basically get anywhere without a car
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>>748270573
yes, you can check the demographics map
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>>748270573
Chicago isn’t confined to a gerbil maze island so you can live in the suburbs and still get downtown in a relatively short timeframe. Only poor areas are dangerous.
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>>748270329
You're onions facing over a tall tower. New York is a 20th century city, it looks and feels like it.
Compare your image to any image of major cities in Asia and New York looks stuck in the past.
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>>748270535
cities will never have a stary sky, what a dumb thing to say
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>>748270740
asian cities are empty husks though
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>>748270791
tokyo?
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>>748270708
See
>>748268138
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>>748270656
The last time was probably when we had that huge Northeastern blackout in summer 2003.
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>>748270573
Unironically overblown by the usual /pol/ groups, only area that can be considered somewhat dangerous is the South Side and even then, if you just keep to yourself, trouble will not find out.
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>>748270739
>Only poor areas are dangerous.
Meanwhile in the loop last night.
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>>748270535
It usually lights up in a little white pattern that was apparently a malfunction. Sometimes they do a little picture or the flag for a holiday or a sport even. You'll never see stars in the city. Hell you won't see stars fifteen miles away. They crack jokes about it when they do space shows at the planetarium.
>>748270740
It's nice to see the 20th century buildings too. Love me Woolworth building.
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>>748266314
NYC - GTA4, Spider Man
SanFran - GTA5, Watch Dogs 2
Chicago - Watch Dogs
Boston - Fallout 4
Washington - Fallout 3
Mojave - Fallout New Vegas
Are there any American cities/states that didn't get hit with the "be fucking boring" beam by video game developers?
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>>748270958
Okay, as long as it's not red the entire time. That would be pure cyberpunk, but also terrible for the eyes.
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>>748271069
It projected the Union Jack for a couple nights back when the prince was disavowed for his connections to Epstein. That was weird.
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>>748270947
>oh yeah metros are great, just don't be out on an the weekly unscheduled gorilla warfare night
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>>748268856
>shithole
Yes, rural shitholes are welfare queens financed by the liberal cities like NYC. You should be kissing urbanite ass for your mere existence.
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>>748271202
Just don't be outside at night downtown. Everyone knows you need to live in northside to be safe here.
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>>748271062
gta 5 is los angeles
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>wake up at 5am
>go shower, have to wait 10 minutes of the water to warm up
>stand under the trickle and rub down
>get out, get dressed, go to kitchen to get breakfast
>forgot to drive to Walmart yesterday after work so no food except for dried mickeyDs burger I Uber’d last night
>eat it, get in my car (I don’t brush my teeth)
>turn on the radio, oh yeah can’t wait to hear Kid Rock and Morgan Wallen for the 50th time
>drive for 30 minutes, get on the highway - now we’re cruising baby
>traffic jam at the first exit, damn looks like I’ll be late to work
>2 hours later I arrive at garbage sorting plant
>have to look for parking; pay the $25 daily fee (thank you boss for giving me a discount!)
>put on my overalls and get to work, boss tells me they’re docking my pay for being late, tells me to wake up earlier next time
>at half past 6pm my shift’s over and I’m headed home
>get out of my overalls and hop in my car
>turn on the radio “my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!!” Let’s fucking roll
>get on the highway on ramp
>traffic’s backed up
>oh well at least I’m done work but I sure am sleepy hope I don’t crash lol
>3 hours later arrive back at my place, luckily I didn’t crash even though I nodded off at the wheel a couple of times (thank you traffic!)
>it’s 9pm and I’m debating whether to drive to Walmart to get groceries or to just watch TV or go to bed
>decide to go to Walmart to make tomorrow a little better
>drive 30 minutes to the Walmart, saw someone riding a bicycle and honked at them to tell them to get off the road even though there are no sidewalks
>arrive at Walmart; go to the chips n dip aisle
>get some all dressed Ruffles and Ranch dip - oh yeah breakfast secured
>get back in my car and drive home, arrive at 10:15pm
>Realize I forgot to get some Mountain Dew
>curse the bike rider for making me forget, he was probably from the city goddamn I hate them
>go to bed seething. Fuck it, decide to much on ruffles n ranch till 1am
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didn't read, but laughed at the seethe
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>>748271367
mea culpa
I should Florida - GTA6 since I don't doubt for a second that it will most be the most fucking boring place ever that will make you wish you were driving in the empty desert in GTA5
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>>748271480
most fun place you mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEATWnR2Ecc
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>>748271442
>Urbanites think everything outside of their concrete labyrinth is rural Kansas
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I've never been to NYC but I have been to Tokyo.

Tokyo's trains are nice.
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>>748271442
>live in city
>be mad at all the time
>commute to work on the subway every day where some black guy is blasting the shittiest music imagineable out of his jbl speaker
>during freetime get mad that people who don't live in the city A. Don't tolerate this and B. Don't have to
>probably die from wrong place wrong time on the subway where I spend a considerable portion of my waking life
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>>748271442
>>go shower, have to wait 10 minutes of the water to warm up
>>stand under the trickle and rub down
this is such a bizarre thing to even type and makes me suspect you're not even american
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>>748271840
My grandma lived off well water in the mountains and even then it was like 30 seconds to a minute for hot water when I was there like 15 years ago. You might be onto something
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>>748271632
I believe that Rockstar will sanitize and make virtual Florida so boring it'll make you wish you were in virtual Louisiana as depicted in Mafia 3
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>>748272047
You couldn't pay me to live down there due to my crippling fear of snakes. The thought that I might take a late night shit and have a rattler hanging out in my turlet is enough to keep me away
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>>748266314
>NOO YAAAWWK IS SO SPECIAL. YOU CAN ONLY GET THIS HEAH!
and it's a fucking cheese sandwich and a cup of coffee
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>>748272047
we literally saw in the footage they have shown plus the leaks that that's not the case at all
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>>748272176
I liked the chopped cheese trend where it was just a really shitty cheesesteak made with ground beef because the bodega people were too poor to afford actual meat.
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>>748272279
Yeah but they made it the Ocky way
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>>748272356
neva neva neva
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>>748272176
Niggas will grab a Franz Everything bagel with Philadelphia cream cheese and say shit like "Ain't noone got food better than Brooklyn"
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>>748272176
it's da watah... noo yahk watah's got minerals in it from da resavwahs, da minerals are what make da pizza so good
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>>748266314
I replayed this recently and it fucking sucked
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>>748271697
>Live in New York City
>live in 500sqft shoebox that costs 60% of your pay because it's a ten minute walk from the subway even though the projects are five minutes away and it was build in the last ten years
>take the subway to work everyday where if some homeless guy isn't stinking up the platform or traincar then some white fuck is vaping on it or some teenager is doing cartwheels or some black guy is yelling for money or nothing is actually wrong it's just loud and shaky
>work some fuck ass customer service job because what else is there but really you're just working it short term until you figure out what you really want to do no really it's just transitional
>finish work but you can't go home immediately because there's a switch malfunction on the subway and even though you've lived in the city your entire life you never figured out an alternate way to get home and you can't ask for help because sixty people are yapping at the guy who works on the subway because they've lived in the city their entire life and never figured out an alternative way to get home and they're also not listening to their directions because they're bleating like sheep and have the brain to match and this inconvenience has completely petrified them even though it happened last week and the month before that and four times earlier than that this year alone
>finally get home after this unbearable twenty minute delay
>Your apartment was burned down by some section 8 retard that was trying to make meth two floors below you that the building owner had to accommodate so they could get a deduction on their property tax they were already raking in a huge profit from
>go to a bar to get a drink with one ounce of liquor that costs as much as five beers across the river
>No mom I want to live here there's so much going for me
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>>748272636
They always said that about the dirty water hot dogs, too.
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>>748272636
Pictured: DA minerulz
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>>748272812
ahhhhhhh that's the good stuff like momma used to make in the days after 9/11
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>>748272804
mmm mmm, dere aint nuttin like a good dirty dollah dawg at midnite when youse and yor buds are goin up to midtown dats rite

>>748272812
dats were all the flavor is baybee!!! it dont even need to be treated its good rite from da rivah!!!!
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>>748270712
Basically my thoughts as a guy from a Jersey suburb who loves visiting the city
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>>748266314
which region has the best mom&pop sandwich shop?
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Which map is the best? For me it's SA>5>4>VC>3. San Andreas is just more diverse, but SA's San Andreas is way more diverse than V
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>>748271356
>Everyone knows you need to live in northside to be safe here.
>price to live in horthside: 100000 gorillion dollars per milisecond, requires hand written and signed letter of approval from at least 3 congressmen, circumcised foreskin and a membership in the local synagogue
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>>748277991
VC > dumpster fire > SA > utter dogshit > 5
5 and SA maps should've been culled.
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>>748272770
You've just discovered the power of marketing my boy



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