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There are no downsides with slaanesh imo
>>748268713This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit yo cushions! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.
Well?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nnJToc0Fmdwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/VGyxj3StvBYhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zHZwMAAnuxwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lh7oCn_ekdQ
They're all terrible but people who consume Warhammer exclusively through youtube comments will tell you Nurgle is the best choice.
>>748268186Tzeentch always seemed like a cool dude.
HASHUTHASHUTHASHUT
>>748268186>When a cultist says something so polytheisticphobic you hit them with that undivided stare.
>all for my evil plan!
>>748268186I enjoy Tzeentch but Khorne is delightfully simplistic
>>748269221Yeah, until he pulls this on you.
>>748271985A good chaos sorcerer knows that everything is a trap, even his own plans.
>>748268186There is NOTHING there.
>>748268186Imperial
>>748268186Bless me with knowledge oh great conspirator!
>don't want to battle to the death all day every day>don't want to live as walking disease zoo>don't want to be a perpetual art exhibit of rape tortureTalk me out of Team Tzeentch.
>>748268186Who is the coomer chaos god? I want the one that let’s me keep gooning and cooming
Tzeentch.>symbol of hope and change>wants to lift you out of a pit of despair and send you to new heights>wishes the best for all his followers>immediately makes you a god magician that can oneshot some sweaty martialfag that had to train for years >he caused 40k to happen by glitching the iron men to cause the Long Night and scattering the primarchs
>>748268186Chaos campaign in Battlefeet Gothic 2 is probably the best way to see why people join chaos, in the campaign you can kinda see positive things about worshipping the pantheon
>>748274104lol nerd
>>748268186Meh I worship the warp itself more than this shit
>>748273936>don't want constant change>talk me out of the lord of change
>Even if Tzeentch becomes the last thing alive in a completely dead Universe, he has to plot against himself or he diesBrutal
>>748269310WD already said he wasn't but now it's 100% "it's over" status when GW sculpts shrines to dwarf ancestors and includes a spot for him that was intentionally defaced for being a traitor.He'a a beastmaster god that extended cattle herding to slavery of all species, not just the food ones
>>748273992Slaanesh is goon but you will never coom