Asha Sharma's POV at Microsoft right now
LOL good one OP! that was funny man
>>748270643She's living my dreamEvery time some thread on /v/ asked how would (you) fix Halo? My immediate response was fire everyone involved and then fire some people not involved for good measure
>>748270690HAHAHA PEOPLE LOSING THEIR LIVELIHOODS AND MASS SHOOTINGS!!! SO FUNNY! BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THEY RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHINGIT'S NOT LIKE GUNS AND LAYOFFS ARE ABHORRENT TO ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF DECENCYBECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THE HALF THE GOVERNMENT IS CONSPIRING TO MAKE MASS SHOOTINGS HAPPEN MORE OFTEN SO THEY CAN IMPLEMENT A MASS SURVEILLANCE STATE RUN BY AI THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE OFFHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
>>748270643it's incredible this picture is over A DECADE old and no one at xbox ever fired 343. what fucking incompetence was running xbox before asha?
>>748270843This fucking clown followed by Phil Spencer
>>748270834this but unironically
>>748270834Oh no I did a shit job for 15 years straight but you can't fire me because muh livelihood
>>748270643>Asha Sharmashe's like 6 years older than me and is the CEO of microsoft.wtf
>>748270834>nooo you can't just stop employing people>we are entitled to work for you forever no matter how well the business is doing>also victims of violent crime should be disarmedfucking leftist retards
>>748270690Awww, you;re so cute, anon.
>>748270981allow this to elucidate the fact that these people are not professional adults who somehow know how to run an enormous international empire of a business in ways that you and i do not. they are just making it up.
>>748271280thanks will you be my gf or at least can we hold hands
>>748270834Why am I supposed to subsidise incompetents? They'd have kept their jobs if they made good products I wanted to buy; otherwise, they're not entitled to my money.
>>748270643DMR? She's using the orbital strike gun
>>748270981CEOs of public companies are just well-paid scapegoats for the board of directors who actually make decisionsShe's definitely sucked a lot of cocks and probably helped herd some children into the right vans.
Bleach is the root of all.
We have to go back, Kate.
>>748270834343 did not make a single good Halo game.Even if you say MCC became good, every individual game's port in it was outsourced.Even if you say Halo Wars 2 was good, that was another company.They were in charge of Halo for almost two decades, and never made a good game. Why should someone that does a bad job get to keep their job?
HA HA KILLING RUSANGLOGERMKEKS SO FUNNY!!!!!CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED CENTRAL ASIAN PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHINGCUZ ITS NOT LIKE CENTRAL ASIAN PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVESCUZ ITS NOT LIKE CHINESE IMPERIAL COURT EUNUCHS, THE GREAT WALL, OR TRAJAN AND MARCUS AURELIUS, OR VLAD ȚEPEȘ WERE ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY EUROPEAN SUPREMACIST PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF THE WORLDCUZ ITS NOT LIKE ASIANS GET KEKED MORE THAN EUROPEAN OR AFRICAN PEOPLE.CUZ ITS NOT LIKE RUSANGLOGERMKEKS HAVE NO HISTORY OR CULTURE AND ASIA DOESNT WANT THEM BACK AND THE EUROPEAN POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM
>>748270806Keep mind controlling her Anon.
>>748275626Are you okay, Anon?
>>748270806I'm honestly upset that Phil never fired Bonnie.He should have, after Halo 5. Because that already followed 4 and MCC.
>>748270834I chuckled. Maybe you should lighten up
343 wasn't anything special I doubt the COD people could do any worse.
halo was never good
>>748275626Ok who gaf lol
>>748270643saar goyim she based, now support israel and india, both number 1.