Okay I slayed the princess.Now what?
sex
You got the best ending. No more need to play girlbossslop
i'm nit sure i got the story
>kill the princess>why>I cant tell>I wont move until you tell me>I still cant tell you>alt f4I refuse to engage with dishonest moral dilemmas
>>748347748>girlboss>has absolutely no agency over the story whatsoever
>>748347676Now play Outer Wilds
>>748347676You did it, you saved the universe. Give yourself a pat on the back.
thorn my beloved
>>748348018Imagine the bloodplay/passionate lovemaking just on the edge of violence.
>>748348018What's the matter, can't handle a real woman who'll figuratively and literally stab you in the back?
>>748347846You know you can just walk away, and get an ending too, right?did you even try that?Hell, did you try just not killing the princess to see what happens?I think it actually makes a lot of sense when you do find out what's really going on, why you need to kill the princess (or why you shouldn't) and why the reasons were kept hidden from you.
>>748347676didn't the Narrator tell you?You've just got to sit in a room for eternity while he tells you how happy you are. Don't stab yourself, that kills you.
>>748347676
i got two endings i got>didn't buy the game ending>didn't bother to even pirate the game ending
>>748347846retard
>>748348464For all I know, complaining in threads about games I've never played could be like super-meth since you people do it so much.
>>748347676I miss those early threads
handholding, poem writing, marriage and traditional lifestyle with Damsel
>>748349475i only played it this week so i also missed those early threads
Do you get anything interesting for 100%ing all the routes to justify doing it?I've played enough now to have seen most of it, but I've lost all motivation now it's just replaying to see those last handful of screens
How the fuck the people who made that woke garbage Scarlet Hollow make such a marry-and-procreate-coded masterpiece?
Easy game, don't know what the hype is all about
>>748347676these gods abandoning their duty/world story is always silly. why not just make more gods like every other world mythology?
>>748350034That's not really what's going on though. The Shifting Mound and Long Quiet were trapped there in a suppressed state against their will. The debate at the end is both of you very eagerly trying to decide whose job you're going to do first because you're both eager to get back to it.
>>748349695In their quest for narrative subversion they accidentally tapped into Jungian archetypes which ended up subverting them
>>748347846Wait until you try Bioshock.
>>748347676Anyone here remember the day the princess VA found stp generals during an active thread, that was a fun time
>>748348378>the ad for the game is saying try not to cum>but the entire purpose of said erotic game seems indeed to be to cum
>>748350874I blame the adversary fags constantly goonposting about wanting to get snuffed
>>748350874she did voicelines for us so she's based
>>748350874Reminds me of the /lit/ leak.
>>748347846>doesn't trust the planNGMI.
>>748350982Then just slay the princess and be done with it.You get a special "good ending" if you do just that.
>>748347676I killed her and uninstalled this garbage.
>>748351395that was some sad shit
Did anyone else just burst out laughing at this one.She looks so fed up, but knows that the only one to blame is herself. It's hilarious.
>>748349695The voices in my head all want to caress the pink soles.
>>748348018>Fu'give 'er? Did you forget that whooah pushed us down those fuckin' stairs! We were about to get out too!
>>748351886No anon, it's a trap, you must use your implement
>>748347676Ghost blowjob, of course
She cute
The Prisoner? More like The Cute!
>>748351017i mean can you blame us, yeah i want pic rel to ride me and cave my skull in mid cowgirl, and thats high test
>>748354493Objectively best princess
>>748347748>You got the best ending.That's not damsel?
>>748347846>>why>>I cant tellYou have to slay her or the world will end
>>748348018I really wish they'd make another DLC where specific Princesses can get their own ending, rather than just the default one.
>>748347676if the princess was a cute shota instead then this game would be MAYBE interesting, but honestly I can't stand attention whore and the whole game centered around a dishonest shallow bitch sounds dreadful
>>748357048The whole formula honestly piss me off.>save the princess>the void arms take her anywayOk nigger so what's the point? Where's my happy ending? Why even bother with all this when the outcome is the same as when I kill her?>inb4 aktually the outcome is not the same because you get different dialogue at the end
>>748357230The point is that you have many ways in which to handle the general conundrum and whether you interpret the Princess as something positive, necessary, or malicious.After all, there's an ending where you both decide you don't want to be deities and live out your lives as regular mortals.
>>748351395>Reminds me of the /lit/ leak.>>748351521>that was some sad shitQRD?
>>748350874I still love the game and am also still the world's biggest racist and sexist
Angry sex with the witch
>>748357547Yeah I get that's the overarching plot, I just don't care for it. The "run" ending after I kill her makes sense, the "run" abruptly ending when we leave the cabin feels arbitrary and unsatisfying and an undermining of my efforts. I was more invested into these little stories than in the cosmic mystery
>>748359168Which is why they added the "leave the cabin as mortals" ending, even though it somewhat breaks established information, like the Princess saying that all of the variations you've met was her specifically.
>>748359475It just doesn't feel the same... which is why I always kill her.
I have a feeling only people who are into philosophy enjoyed this game and everyone else just found it confusing.
>>748359863I am not into philosophy and I enjoyed it and wasn't confused at all.
>>748359863pseuds are silly
>>748359863It's not complicated at all. It's just a story about eternity in the current vernacular and secular hermeneutic.
>>748351445>He didn't play the STP fps.>>748351521Can I get a QRD please?>>748359863I don't care for philosophy at all, in fact now that I think about it I have a pretty strong disdain for it.
is it ever explained why she has such big eyes
>>748348456did you get the broom closet princess? that princess is my favorite!
>>748359863I've certainly taken Philosophy and it did make my original playthrough of Nier Automata a little more engaging, but I wouldn't say that's what I liked about this game. Probably had more to do with the variety of choices and outcomes on offer.
>>748347676>Now what?Miss out on the sudden feeling of emptiness after realizing you developed feelings for a VN character that doesn't exist.
>love Slay the Princess>see what else they made>mfwHOW ARE THESE THE SAME PEOPLE?
>>748362096Don't worry, they'll make up for it with Slay the Gender-Nonconforming-Monarch as a remastered edition in a couple of years.
balls-busting, furniture-breaking, baby-making marathon sex with the Adversary
>>748360469Nice to see you're still working on that. Keep up the good work anon.
>>748362246dont threaten me with a good time
>>748351445>In front of you is a pristine Avtomat Kalashnikova.>This is your implement. You will need this if you are to do this right.
How does someone date this?
>>748357616Some guy found a girl's youtube page where she just read books, and after he shared it on 4chan they spammed comments about they wanted to fuck her, and at first she was confused by the comments because they were using sexual terms she never heard before, but that just made 4chan spam more creep comments until she deleted her channel.
(Your) response?
>>748362637"Nah, bruh, I'm tired. Five more minutes."
>>748359863>everyone else just found it confusing.There's nothing confusing about it though? I never studied philosophy and I understood the story perfectly fine after my first playthrough. The plot is>You and the Princess were once one godlike entity>The crow / Narrator split you apart to create a world without change so everyone would be immortal>The Princess is the half of you that represent change, while you represent the other half of Stasis. The process leaves you both with amnesia >For the narrator's plan to succeed, you (stasis) must slay the Princess (Order), since the world will always have change as long as the Princess lives >But as you confront your second half, you realize that you cannot bring yourself to truly kill her>This culminates in you meeting the Shifting Mound and the world seemingly ending>The Shifting Mound is the subconscious of the Princess that remembers parts of her true identity. She tasks you with repeatedly confronting the princess to unlock different aspects of herself, so that she can remember her true fate and role in the world>Time loops repeatedly due to the Shifting Mound exerting her authority over the world so that you can explore the different aspects of the princess>But both you and the princess remember the loops since you both sort of exist outside of time >Each loop profoundly changes the princess since the changes you inflict upon her soul carry on in every loop>The princess is literally being shaped by your subconscious of what she should be>The Shifting Mound eventually sees enough to piece herself back together>By now, you've learned that you're the Long Quiet and you are a part of the Princess>Now you must choose whether to slay her permanently and grant the narrator his wish, run away with the princess and explore the world as immortal lovers. There are a few more endings iirc but it's been a few years since I played it so I don't remember them.
Cousin or Princess?
>>748359863I like philosophy and hate the game
>>748362678
>>748347676YOU TAKE THAT HORNY LITTLE ASS AND YOU SLAY PRINCESSES AND YOU SLAY PRINCESSES AND YOU SLAY PRINCESSES
>>748359863I'm just horny
>>748363145Geoffrey, make me a mirror.
>>748362613>Cook her food>Dies because of salt
Why is the Thorn the only princess you can kiss?
>>748363242No horny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
>>748363242
>>748348210ok but imagine passionate lovemaking way past the edge of violence
>>748363948
What is this game and is it worth playing?
>>748366036It's a love story.>is it worth playing?Yes, go do it.
>>748359863I think you're overstating how important the dollar store philosophy is to the experience. Most people are here for pretty girl/regicide>>748360469Shifting mound owes me 360 no scope headshot
>>748362634>educating a clueless wench with esoteric sexual vocabularyClassic
>>748360469What weapons do you think each of the voices would use?Hunted - shotgun, he's making sure anything lurking near him stands no chanceopportunist - sniper, it gives him the opportunity of shooting people from a distance they can't retaliate fromskeptic - either a revolver or a bolt action rifle, he's not taking chances with anything that could jam up on himcontrarian - make love not war.Cheated - rocket launcher. He's tired of being trampled on, he's making sure he's taking you down even if he dies toosmitten - Uses a mighty long sword, befitting of a dashing knightcold - grenades, he has no objections to using them as a suicide vestHero - assault rifle because it's the most versatileparanoid - pistol, he needs an agile weapon he can easily handle for when someone tries to backstab himstubborn - refuses to not fight in meleeBroken - What's the point, he can't win...
I was interested in this game until I learned that it had voiceacting, and the devs are pronoun fags
>>748355353my dead hungry wife
Damsel nts....
>>748363446worker princess is just one day way from being isekai'd
the game is cool but but the whole thing about light/darkess shifting mound shit is pretentious as shit
Despite my countless warnings, you take a huff of the Princess' bare furry ass, and you die.
>>748368746beasts need love too
>>748350284>try to subvert people into liking femdom>get subverted into liking rough babymakingThey PLAYED themselves
>>748368746... for the, what is it now, fourty seventh time?I suppose I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
>>748347676retarded face
>>748360620TLQ likes them.
>>748361725I've never had that problem. The girls like the game's MC, not me. I am not the MC.
>>748363363only one which can bleed properly
>>748369541Turn on your screen and go slay the Princess.
>>748348527>retardthat's what you are
Damsel is best
>>748368746And I'll do it again!
Burger Queen, my beloved...
I want to marry Tabitha!
>>748349695>How did the makers of a surreal horror-comedy VN with lots of branching choices make a second game that’s also like that?
>start game called slay the princessslay that princessok>The end.wow, cool
>>748371856>>748371978The shill brigade is here, pack it up
>>748347676I flushed this game 10 minutes in. Gay reddit writing and narration. Sucked mega ass.
>>748372267nice try sweatie but its actually a tumblr game
Woke
>>748371856>she/heryuck
>>748371856I want to marry Princesstha.
I want to tongue the Witch's hairy butthole
>>748349695
>>748361725But i never developed anything. Routes were kinda fun but i can't say i LIKE the princess. Shifty had me wanting to get away and separate from her if anything else.
Finished this last month, got all paths if not every CG. Dragon best ending, fuck you Opportunist.
>>748373535If you’d rather romance a he/him game’s got you covered.
>>748374672I find the bird dragon protagonist just as hot, if not hotter then the princess.
Every time i see this game in catalog it reminds me about one particular manga ongoingMaybe it's time to play it.
>>748373965>Princesstha update for both games never everFeelsbadman
>one of the handful of games that don't work on Switch 2 for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyQoIaOElokMotherfuckers used to make so many Princess threads back in the day, I'm surprised a general never took off.
>>748347846play mesmalie. it's a better iteration
>>748347676I preferred this game
>>748376048Weren't there a few attempts at a StP general, and all of them fell flat because retards always attempted to subvert them into shit like SH & StP general / Black Tabby Games general or some shit like that?
>>748347846He said it fucking clearly, the more he explains the more power she gets.
>>748376370Not on /vg/ I don’t think, but there used to be constant Slay the Princess threads here, which then became Saturday-only before dying altogether a year ago.It’s for the best since they’ve made it clear outside of merch there will never be any new StP stuff ever again. It’s either switch to Scarlet Hollow and their other future projects (they already have a third game planned plus publishing stuff from other devs) or spiral into /ksg/-style insanity.
>>748377510>It’s for the best since they’ve made it clear outside of merch there will never be any new StP stuff ever againThey are truly a one-hit wonder of a studio.Nothing they'll ever make will beat StP, and they know it.It’s a complete accident they managed to tap into that goldmine in the first place.
>>748377843Did you play SH?
>>748363145Man the princess is a trip Uncle Funkle
>>748378195You got to kick The Adversary's BUTT, Uncle Phil!
>>748375796>don't work on Switch 2How in the fuck? Its literally Renpy, that shit run on everything
>>748378181I have, up to the episode that was released somewhere at the start of this year. But I need to ask. Are you about to reason that SH is somehow comparable to StP in terms of how well it turned out and the success it garnered? Because that'd be quite silly of you, anon.
Become the princess.
lol,______________________LMAO
>>748374820i prefer his mom
>>748380513Both good
>>748362352TRVTH NVKE BROTHER!!!
>>748381183that's Needle but I'll allow it
For some reason I cannot at all comprehend, you climb between the enormous sacks of flesh in front of you. The Princess presses them together with enough force to shatter boulders, and you die.
>>748371856>incest route never ever
>>748381929Cousin-bonding time is its own reward.
>>748363446Keep your AI trash to yourself nigger
>>748357230It's longing and yearning.
>>748363242I mean just look at her.
>>748347846video games can never be deep media, they need to save that shit for books
>>748375796Why do you even have a switch 2 in the first place?>cause I wanna pla-That games sucks and isn’t worth the $500
>>748381183I love this shit-earing grin
is there vagine
>>748385985Nah only handholding and kiss
>>748347676Now sit back and enjoy your perfect world
>>748349607I already wrote a poem a while back. Now I just have the other three to get around to>>748349679I still haven't seen some of the varient routes and I think that's ok because it makes the choices I made more meaningfully related to me and to my character then they would be if I insisted on seeing the whole thing but in an elaborate orderI think
>>748347676give her 'the look'
>>748366745i think she was also a bit slow in the head, but she really liked books and that showed. 4chan destroyed an innocent that day.
>>748368337Opportunist would have no fewer then 15 guns hidden under his vest. He would insist that each one was the last one
>>748362634>>748388145I....I don't have the heart to tell him...Zanzibart Forgive me...
>>748347676Now it's party time
>>748362634Jesus, i hope she is still reading books these days>>748388221KEK
>>748355353would
i want to play this but i dont have enough free space on my pc
>>748362749Looks like shit
>>748382841You WILL enjoy anon's slophttps://files.catbox.moe/bfeuld.png
Has anyone in their right mind really gone through all these routes?
>>748391446wtf
>>748347676sex with the witchmariage with the beast/THREAD
>>748391446I couldn't bring myself to do some of them like throw the prisoner(?) head back into the pit just for the sake of completion, or betraying the thorn.I did most routes tho.
>>748391548>throw the prisoner(?) head back into the pitCage*also chucking her head back into the pit of chains is awesome, I was full with glee
>>748388221do it. i can take it
>>748347676Now you get to do it again!
>>748391446me, and I did all the inner voice variations and saw pretty much every dialogue optiontook about 75 hours according to steam
>>748391709yeah its fun
>>748391709>I was full with gleeI would be full of glee smashing your head open with a baseball bat
Remember that there's a fic called the fury of a shattered mirror mixing up STP with Disco Elysium, and it's a billion words long and got way too much effort put into it. Still need to finish it.
>>748388092
>>748391446Not me, I got what I assume is the true ending chilling with all the voices adter telling the crow to fuck off and then I saw in the unlocked gallery thing I missed like half the possible princesses. I should go back to find them all one day but it felt overwhelming.
