Why does everyone on /v/ hate on dad gamers? They just want to have fun and raise the next generation while kicking ass online.
/v/irgins know they will never have children of their own, and it makes them jealous
>>748354068/v/ loved pragmata THOhow many racial slur are you teaching to your offspring to be the next generation of gamers?
>>748354198None. I teach them to be better men. I dropped a few n-words and f-bombs and c-nukes in my time.
/v/ hates on everything
they consume everything regardless of quality, give terrible feedback to devs, and arent fun to interact with. soulless creatures.
>>748354252they will never be good gamers then and you'll be a failed dad if you are not proud of them when the first day of school you get called by the principal because they dropped a nigger-bomb in the middle of the class you are no dad gamer in the first place
>>748354335when was the last time you had sexual intercourse with a woman?
>>748354385>MUH INCELSget a new one retard
>NOOOOOO NERF THIS THING I DONT LIKE>STREAMLINE THIS I ONLY HAVE 4.2 MINUTES A DAY TO PLAY>AHHHHHH THIS IS TOO HARD I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THISthey're a plague
>>748354385you have no soul. you lack the ability to be creative. you can only parrot insults from the elementary playground you hunt at.
>>748354426>>748354528I'll mark that down as "never"
>>748354426incels are the heroes of this story
>>748354578not the same people retard.
>>748354068their main concern is convenience. they would gladly have a game decline into muddled trash if it is more convenient to them and they make their voices heard to this extent.for people that aren't cancerous convenience/ease is just one facet of overall holistic quality and good taste.
>>748354068They have more buying power and as such more influence on the industry./thread
>>748354578Your child will or has a father who is incapable of putting away toys to give them the care and affection they need.
>>748354854still had sex lol
>>748354252What's a c nuke?
>>748354943cla*ker
They're breeders, that's why.Imagine selling the soul of an innocent being to the devil. Couldn't be me!
>>748354894so did all of Africa. So did most of this board, despite your tired Twitter 'muh holes' word.
>>748354894You're married with a kid. You don't have sex. I definitely have more sex than you and also don't need JRPGs to be cut down to 9 hours long LOLOWNED GAYLORD
>>748354068>so the missus says roight, she goes, she says to me, she goes, she says get this roight, she says she's never seen, get this, get this roight, she says to me she's never seen such disrespect roight, so I goes, I says to her, I goes, get this right, I says to her, you're just like your mum, and she says roight, and she turns and says to me, she goes, roight, she says to me, so she goes to me get this roight, so she says to melike bro shut the fuck up nobody cares
>tranny pretending to be a woman>dadgamer pretending to have a sex lifethe jokes write themselves
>married to a creature who gets jealous of an inanimate video game console or PC >has to watch shitty Netflix shows while she doomscrolls but if you try to change the program or do something else or doomscroll yourself she whines and complainsI know all about your life
>>748354068It's just envy.
>>748355751As soon as you have a kid it's over, sex is rare, she cheats and you cheat, it is what it is. You can figure out if she's cheating by her intense hatred of any woman you speak to and she will be very accusatory and at that point you just know
>>748355962>new copeno one is envious of dadgamers.
>>748355962>Redditors think people are envious of the default way of life for everyone on Earthmy sides
>>748354068they demand games take up less of their time and have less friction.
>>748354068nobody cares they have tons of games available and can play them. What is annoying arre entitled cunts try to convince devs to cater specifically to them. >Please make a dark souls but make it piss easy and make it 10 hours long so I don't experience FOMO
Imagine fucking without protection, let alone being a loser enough to actually have an accident, and not terminating the pregnancy in time. I wouldn't want to deal with stupid kids, they are disgusting. Way too much investment until they become tolerable or alright at 18.
>>748356396>implying they don't troon out or whore out before thenenjoy your grandkids
I don’t have time for “gameplay” anymore, please just make it skip to the part where it says I beat the game
>>748354506HOLY BASED
>>748354371what causes someone to stay in this juvenile middle school type of thinking?
>progressive writera wnating to raise kidsCope because they don't fuck on their own, the best they come up with is muh furbabies (dogs and cats).
>>748354068Simple. There's 2 groups of people i hate above all else:1) Anyone asking for things to made easier. If something is too hard for you, it simply isn't for you.2) Casuals of any kind. I don't want to engage with people that don't passionately dedicate most of their free time to 1 or 2 things with the goal to be great at them. Dad gamers are both of these at the same time.
Over the past 15 years I've been writing the same variation of "I'm a dad gamer and..." emails to the e-mail address of several development studios in which I tell them that I really enjoy their games but wish that they would make them easier because I doubt I will support them in the future if the games continue to be so hard. I have even done that for games that are piss easy like the Ratchet & Clank remake. Why? Because I'm an accelerationonist. I believe the videogame indstury needs to reach a critical mass of casualization and infantilization of its audience until they are once again perceived as bitch baby toys for toddlers so playing them becomes uncool again and we move away from huge AAA productions and go back to the pre-7th gen era where even big studios made smaller budget titles that were experimental.
>>748354068Nobody wants to deal with a burnt out wagie and all dads are burnt out wagies
>>748356946>I don't want to engage with people that don't passionately dedicate most of their free time to 1 or 2 things with the goal to be great at themSo you ONLY want to talk to severely autistic people
>>748354068>dad gamerHope your cuck shed catches fire.
>>748356965Problem is the audience ends up as manchildren like the games, you feed people with shit they become shitty people.You want to kill the industry for good? Give the audience an alternative that is cooler instead.
>>748354068They are casuals with a huge sense of entitlement who think they're hardcore
>waaah i dont have time, i actually have to look after my child?! what the fuck?! waah i have to work to pay for me and my families’ expenses waaah what do you mean i can only squeeze 3 hours of game time a week inskill issue.>no you dont understand MY job is super hard and then i also have basic house hold chores and this wednesday i have to mind the kidsskill. issue.
>>748354198everyone in my family swears like a fucking sailor, to the point where if someone isnt swearing for too long THAT’S when they’re about to violently explode
>play gemmy game>game gets popular>reddit dadgamers invade and start demanding that game gets lobotomized so they can clear it during their cuck hours>game is casualized and no longer fun
>>748354894no you didn't lol
>>748354385Better men do not have sex.
>>748354943CUNT!!! which everyone outside of america just sees as a slightly more abbrasive version of “bitch” but in america it’s nearly as bad as calling someone a nigger.
>>748355996What your wife did after you met is none of your business.
>>748356598>what causes someone to stay in this juvenile middle school type of thinking?In the same vein you think anon is wrong for behaving like a kid, you are wrong for wanting your kids to NOT behave like kids. Let them drop a few slurs now and then, that's how they grow.I guarantee that any kid that wasn't allowed to let out slurs ended up being a manchild that now drops slurs all the time after moving out from his parents.
>>748357027Cope from someone with no passion, no ambition, no drive. I don't want to talk to a "guitarist" that plays Smoke On The Water once a month, i want to talk to someone who practices for 3 or 4 hours every single day. Casuals fucking ruin everything, they have no soul, they are boring to talk to.
>>748357579SMOOOOOKE ON DA WATTURRRRRR>DUN DUN DUN>DUN DUN DUNDUNNNNNNN>DUN DUN DUN>DUNDUNNNNNN
>>748354068Okay, we need you to design a video game for the following person:>will only play in short bursts of 1-2 hours>may be interrupted often>is exhausted>has bad reflexes >has zero interest in mechanical depth>will not explore>cannot read>is highly averse to sex appeal>does not seek a challenge>will look up the solution to a puzzle if it is not immediately obviousThis person should stick to movies. They think they want an interactive medium but they don't.
>>748357579My passion is playing a lot of games, I've played 3000+ games and cleared about a half of them. I don't want to talk to a retard who obsesses over just the one game. For me you are the casual because you barely know anything about games except for that 1 you keep playing over and over again. No different from an NPC who plays FIFA/CoD all day
>>748357905they only play /v/ to convince themselves they still got it and that they didn't just ruin their life by being a low inhibition beta male with no future. when a game reminds them that they've lost their touch they spiral into dysphoria and debate performing true crime on their surroundings.why on earth they don't just retire to become full-time /tv/ is beyond me, but hey, it prints money.
>>748358096relax maximilliandood we get it, you are having a blast
/v/tards really need to have sex
>>748358119>why on earth they don't just retire to become full-time /tv/ is beyond meMost gamerdads are millennials and they are insanely desperate to go back to the 90s when they were kids playing SM64 with zero responsibilities.
>>748356598the eager for joy, happinessyou should teach also that to your children
>>748354735Lord knows I felt influential af watching games become more censored and blatantly hostile towards men and anything they could possibly like over the course of the last 15 years.
>>748358232>Most gamerdads are millennials and they are insanely desperate to go back to the 90s when they were kids playing SM64 with zero responsibilities.You can take the "dad" out of there and describe /v/ to a tee.
>>748354068>that psychotic mass murderer got sad? Oh wow he's just LIEK MEWhy are dad gamers like this?
>>748358096You're exactly the the type of person that i don't mean. You're clearly passionate and invested, not some fucking detached casual. Playing many games is good.
>>748354068Why are dads even playing games? Go fix a car, build a shed or something idk just stop ruining my video games
>>748354068Games are only for NEET incels who pirate them, not employed fathers who pay for them.
>>748354943cute and funny
>>748357424You probably thought this was clever jfc
>>748354068Every fucking negative review for decent games is either incoherent third world babble of dad gamers posting>I ONLY HAVE 4.912 MINUTES TO PLAY THIS GAME WHY DOESN'T IT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WHY THE FUCK WON'T IT LET THE CUBE GO INTO THE CIRCLE SHAPE FIX IT NOW NOW NOWThe most retarded part of the whole thing is that these faggots aren't even that busy, they spend hours watching reality TV or sports that they barely understand
>>748359229But I am busy. Between work, gym, cooking and eating dinner, playing with my kid, and getting her to bed I have an hour tops to play games and I'll be damned if said game wastes my limited time with bullshit.
>>748359229I honestly think these people wouldn't even spend any free time they get for games on actually solving the parts that are challenging if they went back to being teenagers. They'd just look up guides once they get stuck on something but since they managed to get past the challenging part they feel like they accomplished something.
>>748359418>*Buys and plays VIIR anyway and praises it because it's a return to form*
>>748354385>when was the last time you had sexual intercourse with a woman?
>>748355996We should bring back adultery executions. A human who can't not cheat is a human who shouldn't live.
When you complain that gamer dads are a certain way, it causes gamer dads to occur. People are all influenced by the expectational field. They will fill societies prescribed role for them. You are not immune to this, looser NEET is also a role sanctioned by society that people can fit into.
Fuck gamer dads. I only play games that appeal to teenagers and young adults.
>>748354068They annoy me because they like to defend shit game design by going "Bro I only have 2 hours to play, I can't waste time "exploring" and crap. I NEED my yellow adventure line!"
>>748354385You probably thought this was clever jfc
>>748354068They're casual retards who actively ruin gaming by going>uh i'm a busy adult now and only have 5 minutes to play games every day i just wanna relax and have fun developers please remove all difficulty and make everything in the game easily accessible
>>748354068I have two children and I exclusively play emulated games.Most of them at 2x speed, because I don't have enough free time to not accelerate meaningless fights in JRPGs or animations in strategy games.I'm okay with that.
>>748361256just play shit with higher gameplay density like arcade games? Why bother with RPGs in the first place.
>>748357262Taking care of children isn't hard it's just time consuming.Those that complain that it's hard are just suffering in their imagination. There's nothing hard about it.
>>748358960Bro we're millennials, you think we own a house with a backyard in which it's legal to build a shed? This isn't the 80's.We just stay inside and play video games.
>>748360212>looserLoser*
my wife is a wife. no parry, no block, mana drain, life steal, lightning bolt five times, instacast, in the cutscene
>>748361372?Because I like RPGs. They're fun. If I wanted to play streets of rage I would, but I want to play another Atelier or Shining game.I just 2x the fights where you just press A for 30 seconds or the animations where I already know what's going to happen because I have seen it 20 times before.I can't imagine playing Pokemon at 1x speed, what do you even do with your brain while you have another random encounter?
>>748354385Two years ago, and i had to pay for it
all gamerdads should be killed
>>748354506I think this is a loud minority
>>748354385Sunday
>>748359195Must I respectfully TEACH you how to be a better man?
>>748361875Don't be angry because we had sex once a few years ago.We're just men like you, even if we're not virgins anymore.
>>748362419You pathetic faggots are nothing like us.
>>748357442>Driving with mom>Cunt cuts us off>Mom stars swearing up a storm and calls her a cunt>Oh I shouldn't do that>Do what>You know call other women the c word>Well maybe they should act like cunts>Ano-...>Yeah your right Love my mom
>>748362489I was you before I got married and had children.Do you think I magically changed into another being?
>>748355728Damn, so all those people had sex but you still can't? You must be a colossal fuckup.
>>748354385The day before yesterday. He's right.
You know as a gamer father of two I have to say that sex is overrated and sometimes I just want to turn off the brain and play something that keeps me engaged without boring side content or stretching scenes.
not a single great person of history has viewed sex or starting as family as anything but a side quest or a simple fact of life. in the past people just had a family and kids because it was socially enforced, not because they thought it was some great accomplishment
>>748354385>when was the last time you fucked a womanAsk your mother subhuman
>>748362965Keep telling yourself that.Meanwhile you are neither a great person of history nor a father and husband.You're a consooming retard whose bloodline with disappear when you die early.
>>748354068They don't exist. They are a fake stereotype that is perpetuated by two groups:>Journalists who want to excuse not actually playing the games they are paid to write opinion pieces for and also want an easy piece of bait (I played on easy mode and I feel great) to dangle in front of retards for engagement (500 replies omitted)>Marketing companies who want to excuse the steadily declining standards and casualization of videogames with the excuse that "Not everybody has time for that", since most "dad gamer" design choices also save the most development time and budgetThe only people who genuinely embody this stereotype are NPCs who look at people posting made up shit and think that it is acceptable behavior for them to emulate.>>748361941Most of them don't have time to post about it online.
>>748363203I'm a father and I play video games, like all my other father friends. We've been playing video games forever, our hobby doesn't disappear just because we had children.
>>748354385yesterday. kys dadgamer faggot
>>748354068Everyone who calls himself a "dad gamer" is some out of shape balding cuckold literlally in a cuckold relationship with a fat roastie. If you don't have time to play games because of other responsibilites then don't. If you have a kid and are still passionate about video games you'll find a way. Anyway the big problem with "dad gamers" is that they are the male equivalent of feminists in gaming. Vocal whiny cunts that want shit to be changed to pander to them despite not playing them.
>>748363163>tradcuck >ESL babblePottery.
>>748354068>They just want to have fun and raise the next generation while kicking ass online.They only have time to do one of those things and they want to make it everyone's problem.
>>748363505>having children makes you a tradcuckLmao. Good luck in life.Also sorry if I type weird I'm on drugs.
>>748363460I've been in some pretty shitty situations in my life, but I'm genuinely curious what exactly is required for someone to stoop this low
>>748359195Holy fucking seething lmao
>>748361835>I want to play another Atelier or Shining game
>>748354068dads tend to be oofy doofy faggots who put all their self-worth on their wife's validationvery few guys who become dads stop it from getting to their head>>748354385this post proves my point
>>748363460You can just see the estrogen pouring out of this guys face
>>748358096 At least the person that plays that one game a lot knows everything related to them, you only have surface level knowledge that you will forguet cause you play so many games. How can you savour and squeeze all the potential like that? Why even play if youre not gonna even savour it to the max and squeeze it dry?
>>748358182/V/ is for virgins
>>748354068i don't give a shit what dadgamers do in single player games on their own time, but when they try to change online multiplayer games to "better suit their busy" lives, they and their entire families need to be euthanized.
>>748359974Kek, good slave goyim
>>748366469are you retarded? promiscuity, fornication and adultery are exactly what your enemy has been pushing on your culture since you let them through the gates en mass 80 years ago.
>>748364990>dads tend to be oofy doofy faggots who put all their self-worth on their wife's validationits an observable medical phenomena that males testosterone levels crater once they have children. it makes sense from an evolutionary perspective since you cant have aggressive males around vulnerable babies, but yeah, makes sense
