Nintendo Treehouse strikes again.
girlfriend is platonic. if she meant romantic, she would have said wife or lover. take off the fucking yurigoggles you retards
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>>748394775waifufags obsessed with supports ruined this series so I'm glad they're suffering
>>748395337Waifufags saved the series.
>>748394429I still remember being mad that Edelgard is a carpet muncher. Guess I've grown up now.
>>748395417Waifufags turkey stuffed a dead corpse and parade it around claiming they "saved" the series.
>>748394775It's closer to an 70-80% of supports but right on everything else.
>Nintendo Treehouse strikes again.
Better than Engayge
>ruined the translation for IF>ruined the translation for 3Houses>ruined the translation for EngageIf you thought they wouldn't for this one you were just setting yourself up for disappointment. FE is a cursed franchise unless you know Japanese. I wish so bad it would die already.
>>748395859She says that in japanese too
>>748395907Like I give a shit
>>748395648Being a contrayian doesn't make you cool.
>>748395772Okay but I would fuck Rosado until I fell unconscious
>>748395980Of course you don't. You don't play video games. You're just in it for the updoots
>>748396903Like I give a shit
>>748394429why are all the characters brown
>>748394429That's an actually faithful translation. She asks Olympia if she wants to be her lover/partner in the Japanese script. Girlfriend is just a less awkward way to phrase it.
>>748395337Waifufags ARE the series. There are a billion turn based tactics games on the market. No one plays Fire Emblem for the story, they play it like a dating sim with turn based tactics as a side.
>>748396903What these disingenuous faggots don’t tell you is that Leda’s supports are total yuribait. Outside of Fabio and Dietrich, who don’t adhere to any sexual norms, FW is the least queer FE of the Switch era.
What even is the context? Is that their S rank support or something during the story? Is it a serious proposition or is she teasing the blonde?
>>748397574No one ITT knows because no one has played it.
>>748394775>single savebased beyond belief live with your actions
>>748394775Leda complains about men until she meets huwite man.
>>748395772>he actually sounds like a manAwful character, kind of half-assed
>>748397993Surprised they were allowed to keep that line
/v/'s favorite "true" FE game has gay romance with Ike and Soren. This is nothing new.
>>748398060You haven't played the game. Pretty much every girl wants to fuck Dietrich and is constantly thirsting over him.stick to fire emblem heroes and shitposting on /v/, kiddo.
>>748398304>You haven't played the gameYeah and I dont plan on it.
I like how anons say 'you havent played the game' as if its some epic win for playing woke shit.
>>748398532Shocker. Doors to your left btw
>>748394775GRIMWhy do woketards ruin everything they touch??
>>748398532Because you can't afford a Switch 2 kek. Just like every other butthurt faggot baiting about the game.sour grapes>>748398570don't worry faggot, I guarantee in 12 years when you find a Switch 2 in a pawn store for a hundred bux FW will be one of the first games you play.
>>748394429Now post their ending, redditor
>>748394429By making another accurate translation to the japanese version? I agree.
>>748394429Fortune’s Wewuz is Treehouse: The Game. It’s a direct response to them and online retards behind them raising shit over Engage trying to go back to Fateswakening and online modders undoing their censorship of the “problematic age gap” romances. So they doubled back and made Three Houses but (even) woker, knowing that the audience for this garbage won’t try and mod out their bullshit because they love Treehouse’s shit.
>>748398581Why would I play this lmao
>>748398652It's still Treehouse censoring the work. It doesn't stop being censorship because they did it before release.
>>748394775Didnt they check how other woke games fared? They had enough time to course correct...
>>748398640I bought a switch 2 for Splatoon Raiders. I don't play woke games bucko.
>>748398719you're really setting yourself up for disappointment because the game isn't going to flop
>>748398640I already own a switch 2 lmao
>>748398690>“problematic age gap” romancesDietrich's brown gf is 17
>>748398570Tendies will defend woke shit to the death if it makes their friends money. The same tendies will shit on GTA for being woke by the way.
>>748394429and how this will affect you personally?
>>748398831kys snoy>>748398752splatoon raiders is woke >frye is an indian>all of the zoomer lingo>all of the hip hop aesthetic>the fucking '''space buns''' hairstyle, hell, the octoling hairstyles in generalkys woke apologist goycuck
>>748398827Doesn't really count when it's one-sided as he only cares about battling
>>748394775>FE faggot mad at permanence of decisionsPlay something else.
>>748398926Awww, anon is upset his game is woke so he has to goalpost move LMAOShall I repeat what you saidYou haven't played the game LMAO
>>748398926Anon when you want to troll you have to make each reply mean go along with the same schizo delusion. Not agree with one and then not the other.
Sorry SEAmonkeys but Switch 2 emulation will NEVER happen. Stay mad.
>>748397574It’s their B rank support. Leda is teasing Olympia. Basically, Olympia is perpetually ass-blasted because she constantly Loses to Leda in song and dance competitions, so she shadows Leda in the hopes of learning her weaknesses. Their A rank has them acknowledge their rivalry has helped them both grow as performers and reaffirm their commitment to challenging each other. Their ending is platonic and has caused considerable seethe amongst yuri enthusiasts.
>>748398987silence tranny
>>748399221Basically yeah. Leda's pretty clearly straight.
Snoys and /pol/fags have such severe Nintendo Derangement Syndrome, it's genuinely insane.
Why do third worlders hate Nintendo so much?
>>748394429>hourly Nintendo Derangement Syndrome thread
Nintendo haters are so pathetic
>>748399230Why do you own two woke games lmao
>>748399230>anon is bragging about owning two woke gamesI think your bot is broke
>>748399378Neither are woke, you're too autistic for hyperbole and take everything at face value.
Kill all anti-Nintendo faggots.
>>748399271>the brownest, gayest Fire Emblem ever>”le snoys”When are you going to wake up and realize Nintendo has become the Snoy? If this were a PlayStation game you would be trashing the shit out of it.
genocide all snoys
>>748399429I never claimed raiders was woke, but you sure did>>748398926Unless youre a schizo replying to random anons for no reason
>>748394775>waifuFucking 40+ year old uncs with this shit, it's called a yumeship stop living in 2007
>>748399485>>the brownest, gayest Fire Emblem everOh shut the fuck up, retarded snoy. Shouldn't you be making another cubesnoy "LE REMEMBER WHEN FE HAD DIGNITY" shitpost thread?
>>748394429It was localized by Cup of Tea productions, not Treehouse.
>>748394429>>748395772>>748397993>>748398690Fire Emblem fans don't actually like the gameplay but think they're too good for Persona or Undertale
>>748394775>Game has a single save fileWhy? Neither three houses or engage did this.
>>748399485>t.
>>748399505Holy fuck you're retarded.
>>748399608You can start any of the campaigns from the beginning or from any chapter to improve your condition for endgame.
feed all snoys into a woodchipper
>>748394775So is the game natively like this or is it the localisation?
single save file is meaningless when your switch supports infinite profiles
>>748394429What about the Japanese, spic or french translation?
Pry every snoy's skull open with a crowbar.
>>748394775>still trying to lie after being exposed for not playing the game and just spamming what other faggots have said after playing for an hour
shove snoys into traffic
>>748398752Honestly crazy how some corporate bootlickers will defend any woke slop
why are the ninténcucks losing their minds
>>748394429will the law Japan passed recently ban these kinds of translations?
>>748399625Goalpost moving yet again
Place every snoy into a machine press that condenses them into a yellow fluid, then use that fluid to power machines.
>>748397993Just like women irl then? What's the difference?
bury snoys up to their necks and release the army ants
Slit every snoy's throat and leave them to bleed out in a wet alleyway.
>>748399714Some doc show that localizers get flown to japan to fuck up the script at the source these days for nintendo. It's been posted a few times in other FE threads
>>748394481Wow an incel post. Never seen one before
set fire to snoy favelas and gun them down with machine guns when they flee into the streets
Tie every snoy to a turbine propeller by their dangling intestines.
>>748398640I bought a switch 2 for this and I regret it immensely. There’s a bunch of tedious dogshit between battles and when you inevitably beef the order you have to restart the chapter or replay the ENTIRE ROUTE later.The battles are also not worth the time investment to get to them.
buy pig farms and feed snoy corpses to the hogs
>>748400363Woah, crazy. Too bad Nintendo doesn't make these games, Intelligent Systems does.
>>748394775>only one actual complaint and it's about how you can't reset after units dieWhat a fucking newfag lmao
>>748394429>says she was joking right afterwards>all her female paired endings are platonic>all her romantic paired endings are with menOOF, not very progressive Nintendo.
>>748400363There was something about this from as far back as Xenoblade X iirc.
>>748394775fucking pronouns!!!11
>>748400504Nintendo handles the localization for intelligent systems.
Give snoys free helicopter rides.
Ram an active firework up every snoy's throbbing asshole and light it.
>every single site except Plebbit is trashing FW for one reason or another.Nintendo actually fucked up this time lmao.
skull fuck snoys with red hot pokers
I refuse to believe that Nintendo censored anything about this game.
Brutally assrape every snoy with a strap-on halberd, protruding it from their butt all the way through their mouths while actively humping.
>>748400914No see this is fine to them because no icky self-insert character is involved.
reenact the plot of Audition on every snoy
>>748394429I honestly don't care about the other shit. But the lack of waifu appeal from the characters feels truly saddening. It's 2026 and we are still stuck with Lyn, Lucina, Corrin, etc...Oh well americans can have FW whatever
>Guy: “Why do you say ‘guy’ so much anyway?”>Saddam: “I don't know, guy.”>Guy: “You just did it.”>Saddam: “Did what?”>Guy: “Said ‘guy.’”>Saddam: “Well, I was talking to you, Guy.”>Guy: “…Wait.”>Saddam: “What?”>Guy: “That one was actually correct.”>Saddam: “Super, guy!”>Guy: “AND IT'S GONE.”
>>748400363When I worked checking language quality in Tokyo I submitted a report/change request to restore it to the original. Was a koemi tecmo game.
>>748401450Just to add to this, if you ever see "..." in dialogue text but the 3 dots are vertically centred rather than at the bottom, the LQA fucked up and missed it. That's a single Japanese character that's supposed to be replaced with three periods
Wtf is up with this guy spamming about snoys?
Oh look more /v/tard outrage
>>748402324The whining about seeing black people is typical, but other sites have actual issues with this game.>bitching about the lack of supports and being able to get to know the cast outside of the lords and their entourages.>bitching about the avatar not being able to hook up with 90% of the cast; turns out most of the male and female members of the current FE fanbase actually like and care about that shit.>bitching about how unfinished the story is with how the sublords are handled.>bitching about how most of the """""content""""" is just busywork that makes 3H's monastery look streamlined by comparison.Once the honeymoon phase is over this shit's gonna get trashed hard. It's already happening to an extent.
>>748402838Romance hasn't really been in the games since like Fates.
>>748402838Oh, but you might be thinking the typical bluesky dangerhairs will defend it.No they won't; there's too many instances of adult women wanting to fuck Cai. Not to mention Yu Phas getting raped.
>>748394429Nintendo is sucking cock in general. They made them all nogs to begin with.
>>748400914Theodora was taken aback because Aurora looks younger than her, and she wasn't aware that Aurora was the goddess she was looking to meet at the time.
>>748401926bleak⋯
>>748394775wow and i was itching to buy this
>>748402992When have dangerhairs EVER been mad at shota? All women turn pedophile for shotas.>Not to mention Yu Phas getting raped.They love that too.
