What's the consensus on Harry Potter games? Is the Philosopher's Stone for the PS1 still considered the best? Or is Hogwarts Legacy better?
>>748403178Grok remove the text and the speech bubble in the top right corner
Another forced meme attempt
>>748403178I wonder if this happened in Hogwarts.... imagine it
>is magic good for you
Hogwarts Legacy has a nothing plot and boring characters but the school is pretty cozy.
>>748403178Aw, I thought that was Android 18 for a moment. Instead it's just Harry Slopper and the Pride Parade.
idk but my dad always said hermionie looked hotter in the first 3 movies, what did he mean by this
>>748403959Your dad is a pedophile
What the HELL is wrong with boomers?
>>748404024(((Edelstein)))
>>748404024They used to be based
>>748403178If you like Harry Potter you're either a Tumblrette activist or you're gay.
>>748404175LIP BITE ALERT
>>748404024>>748404175is he even wrong
sorcerer's stone on gameboy color was my favorite. It was a really weird take on JRPG.>it's philosopherno it wasn't, retard.
>>748404024ok what did mr edelstein mean by this???
>>748404175I had a crush on a girl in 3rd grade that looked like this bit with darker hair. She aged better than Watson though, last I’ve seen of her online.
>>748403178genderbender is gayyou are fucking a tranny whose dream came true
>>748403246This. I'm seeing this shitty fem-Draco on /tv/, /co/ and here. I know it's the same fucking loser every time trying to force this shit, probably the artist even. It's pathetic.
ok guysbe 100% honestif you went to hogwarts would you polyjuice yourself?I absolutely do not believe that at least 80% of guys wouldn't try it at least once just to see what it feels like
>>748404175>I'll plap that pussyf-futabros?
>>748404479Same thing with the poster who spams AI images of female Tails. I saw him on /ck/ of all boards.
>>748404490Becoming the girl is gay when you have the choice of setting polyjuice traps for everyone else instead
>>748404490Why would I be stupid enough to waste my time with that gobbledygook when I can be making Myrtle moan in a bathroom stall.
>>748404490remember when hermione used polyjuice with cat hair and was permanently a catgirl it didn't even wear off after a few hours like normal polyjuice
>>748404175Women unironically need to have their freedom taken away. It's for their own good.
>>748404585Oh is this guy a known schizo? I saw some incomprehensible Tails thread on /co/ just the other day
>>748403178you niggers get one long successful thread going and then start pulling this shit for days, really nothing better to do huh?and then retards wonder why anybody with a brain is so no-fun-allowed and eager to redirect to some >>>other+board
>>748404631Jesus. Christ. She looks older than me.
>>748404785YWNBAJ
>>748404585We truly share this site with the most retarded people.
>>748404175my inner child is hard as fuck
>>748404490Maybe for the novelty of it, or just to prove I could brew it. It's supposed to be complex, but it can't be all that hard if a 12 year old was able to do it just by following directions.
>>748404490probably not, would force a younger hufflepuff to take it though
>>748404490I would use the invisibility cloak, sneak in the girls dorm at night, cast with a whisper petrificus totalus, and then go to town if you know what i mean...
>>748404378I remember seeing a girl who had bushy hair like that, and her ears poked out from the side. She was wearing a dare shirt, so I associated her with a lion. She was so cute. To this day, I love seeing girls' ears poke out of their hair.
>>748404625Makes me wonder why no wizards just chug that shit to be a furry for the hell of it. They already have no qualms about elective body modifications.
>>748405180no wizards that (You) know of
>>748404175My first girlfriend looked identical to this (though she was 21), it's uncanny.I miss her.
Why did Harry suddenly want to be with Ginny after seeing her with Dean?
>>748405180Wasn't it part of the lore that such transformations affect more than just the body?
I remember discovering just how into bestiality women are from all the animagus fanfics around the 2010s
>>748405180animaguses
>>748404479>>748404585You sound like gossiping foids.
>>748403994
>>748403959first 3? I don't fucking knowif it was first 2 then I'd understand because I think the same way, it's the hair for me
>>748404441ProjectionIf I write/draw a character non-canonically female, they always were female. If that makes your dick hard thinking about, it's a you issue
>>748405180people can just learn to transform into animals with enough effortpolyjuice potion is intended to be temporary and something children can makethere would be much more permanent potions I think
>>748403178That's just android 18
Dating Slytherins as a poor mud-blood class.>>748404631Privilege and wealth extravagance is a helluva drug.>>748405180>>748405280There's probably a segment of deranged weirdos that said fuck society, and dove head into feral mental illness, full-sail.
>>748403178Seeex SEEEX
>>748403178Theres something hot about a woman begging you to stop and offering no physical resistance
>>748403178>harry potter is a rapist
>>748404631women need to be separated from jews*
>>748403289All those hebes all those potions to give them huge boobs... My god.
>>748405873Gryffindors simply have a higher ratio of sexual assault claims.
>>748406004somebody hasn't been to the ravenclaw commons
>>748405910I want her to cut me with her nails.
>>748403178Post link to full?????
>>748406040Inappropriate use of charms and potions are harder to prove, by far.
>>748404479>fem-DracoI tought it was the blonde from that mobile game
>>748405910This is what I like
>>748403178Grok RAPE all the girls at Hogwarts!
>>748406141the amount of "love" potions created in those commons is honestly sickening
I really REALLY wished that the new harry potter game wasn't filled with middle aged men/women pretending to be youngand I also wished it had characters with charisma and personality (like OP's pic) but perhaps i'm asking wayyy to much form the AAA industry
Please more brown witches.I BEG YOU!
>>748406405we will never get a good harry potter rpg with sexy girls
>>748404024btw this is the same faggot who coined the phrase "Torture Porn"
>>748406281personally I use deepseek to write the occasional story where she gets molested
>>748405910she looks like my Code Vein character
>>748405742Fem-foy is rediculously cute
>>748404479Who the fuck is terminally online to do such a thing? On here of all places? This shithole is DYING. Threads last for days or archive with 150-275 posts max.
>>748406360Adding 'personal touches' to an all ready volatile recipe certainly doesn't help. But it may assist in the disciplinary investigation, if it escalates to that level.
>>748406072I've never been the same since I discovered this fetish, it makes me cum buckets.
>>748404479it's the same discordtroons who tried to force tranny spiderman recently
>>748406405>>748406462here's the thing tho..AI will fix that
>>748404490As a 9-year old, the last thing you should be thinking about is having sex.
>>748406679it's a matter of when not if, those ravenclaws get too uppity. I bet they'll let word of their operations slip before long
>>748406863it has potential I'll give you that, until I can knock up hermione though I don't care
>>748403246it's finei like edgy girls
>>748403246Oh nooooo dont force evil sexy women on me nooooooooo
>>748404024Familiar of Zero author...
>>748403178>>748403246Hasn't genderbent Draco been a thing for years, if not decades at this point?Hot, blonde, bitchy, tsunderes at school have been a long-running anime trope.
I will just leave this small guy here, please just leave him be
>>748403178Imagine how much sex is happening at Hogwarts when the students and teachers have access to potions, spells and items which make them invisible, unlock doors, make them fall in love, paralyse them, mind control them, wipe their memory or even turn back time.
>>748407309>diaryShame he didn't destroy that before dying. Fuck people who don't respect diaries.
>>748404947based sholicon chad
MERULA!
>>748404490I would go full Columbine if I was in hogwarts
>>748404479>>748403246It's two different artists, Schizo-kun.https://twitter.com/redteneri/status/2102398387194626330https://twitter.com/SkylinesSunset/status/2103257556391260311People just think she's hot. You're not a fag, are you?
>>748407309I wish I could get summoned by some bratty little witch.
>>748403178her bobs! i almost see,! grok remove cloth!
Nice art but would be better as an OC.Harry and Malfoy are both huge fags.
>>748403178
>>748404631>women need to have their freedom taken away because a child actor had her freedom taken away and was repeatedly raped by countless kikes at hollywoodhmmm
>>748407929flustering malfoy-sama is a /v/ tradition
>>748404024>edelstein
Would the story change if Malfoy was a girl?
This pic of Emma-chan has caused quite a ruckus the last time it was posted.
>>748404479IIRC it ties back to that one 'witch trainer' game getting a massive overhaul mod which not long ago added said character.It makes me with Akabur wasn't a lazy faggot and we got that years ago instead of the low content final release.
>>748405681You're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud.
>>748408142Dayum that's gonna cause a ruckus in my pants.
>>748408142imagine how much jewish cock shed taken at this point
>>748408142needs her hair down>>748408151I always see that game but not interested in playing an ugly bastard so it's a shame for me
I wish Harry Potter was a Japanese franchise because we would never get a design this good from the EN side of things
>>748408228>I always see that game but not interested in playing an ugly bastard so it's a shame for meThe silver mod adds more artwork of not-dumbledor/genie and makes him look rather jacked.I'd say it's worth a go but it does kinda start to drag after a while.
>>748403178Hey this looks familiar.
>>748407309Louise anal.
>>748408337maybe I'll check it out whenever I get to goon gaming again, I don't really play trainer games that much. actually I think I've only ever played a naruto one years ago
>>748408142
>Harry Potter would've been better if Malfoy was a girl >Twilight would've been better if Edward was a possessive female vampireAnd Lord of the rings would've been the best love story ever written if Sam was a girl
>>748406901There are no 9 year olds in hogwarts.
>>748407813Hey I remember Skylines. He used to draw the Holos in the /vt/ threads way back when. His art's improved a lot since then damn.
>>748408493This but she's the one pegging me.
>>748408587>Twilight would've been better if Edward was a possessive female vampireLife and Death is a thing and Edward literally is 10000x better as a girl.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_and_Death:_Twilight_Reimagined
>>748404024I was about to say the guy who wrote this was probably around the same age as her but then I noticed the date.
>>748408142Weinstein got to fuck THIS?
>>748404175Do you think the current new Hermoine actress is going through it in Hollywood right now?
>>748408745Eh, she's half-Indian.
>>748407810Good luck trying to shoot up a school where all the teachers are armed.
>>748408673>Edward was canonically a virgin who saved himself for marriage and only had sex for the first time once he and Bella were wed>Gender-Bent Edward is a super hot pale black haired vampiress who's obsessed with a high school boy and constantly fantasizes about being deflowered and impregnated by him while sucking his bloodyeah that's pretty fucking hot
I LOVE MERULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>748403178I just fapped to this btw. My pp still leaking
>>748403178It's not an original thought but Falco being a girl and Harry's lover would have been so kino.
>>748408857Wizards still need to sleep so the strat is setting off a bomb or something at night when most are asleep, ideally while polyjuiced into a faculty member which the books themselves show is a serious security flaw If you apparated a few hundred pounds of c4 into the dorms you could wipe out like 80% of the staff
>>748408903>FalcoHow'd you get Falco out of Draco?
>>748406908Somebody won't get paid enough.Someone else will choose the wrong target.Birds of a feather all squabble, over the same trinkets.
This thread again?
>>748408952Clearly he's talking about the book where Falco crash landed on earth and got sorted into Ravenclaw
>>748407309f
>>748403178>>748405742>>748405910>>748409003made for 2koma mating press
>>748408863>delicious brown muscular tomboy werewolf that's in heat and wants you to rut her like a fucking animal while her pheromones drive you into an intense, almost insatiable fuck-frenzyvs>pale horny vampire that wants to suck all the cum and blood out of you by riding you senseless and making you her eternal lover, her vampiric stare enough to restiffen your throbbing dick even long past the point you're firing blanks
>>748404612>I JUST GOT DONE WITH THAT BITCH MOANING MYRTLE>BEFORE I WAS DONE WITH HER SHE WAS JUST MYRTLE AND SHE WAS STILL ALIVE
>>748408142Imagine if she never became an actress and got ruined by Hollywood.
>>748403246This. It's just Bowsette for zoomers.
>>748408745>>748408846she looks like a nasty petrol huffing abbo so shes probably fuming that the kikes dont want to fuck her. she probably watches from the closet while they deep dick harry and ron
>>748408673>linkI cannot fucking believe this exists and it's written by the original author>>748409096I think I understand why Twilight got as fucking huge as it did now
>>748409386theres only one afaik and thats a shame
>>748403178139 posts in and I'll be the first one to answer your fucking question.>Is the Philosopher's Stone for the PS1 still considered the best?Yes.>Or is Hogwarts Legacy better?No./thread
>>748407809she belongs in a better game.
>>748404024>EdelsteinNigger tune up your fucking jewdar he didn't even bother anglicizing his name
slytherin sluts owe me sex
>>748409539LIKE HOGWARTS LEGACY!
>>748409462I liked the GBC game more.
>>748409443I looked it up, and it got a sequel, but they didn't finish the trilogy unfortunately>https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/43603619
Honest question, why don't all the other houses just turn every student in Slytherin into a girl and just literally breed them until they're forced to drop out of school?
>>748408587I wouldn't say better, but it would definitely add in more stuff than regular Draco.
>>748408673what the fuck am I looking atthis is a thing?
>>748409658She gonna be non-verbal by the time I'm done.
>>748409710welllllllllll probably because slytherin aren't actually evil except most of the time they are and probably because normal people aren't rapistsbut in a degenerate world ravenclaw rule hogwarts with potions and rape
RavenChads, how are we feeling about Hogwarts Legacy 2? Will we finally get our time to shine?
>>748404490I doubt I'd care enough about potions to brew that. It's the lamest main class together with herbology.
>>748403178Malfoid is visually cute but I think all of these forget that he's supposed to be cowardly
>casts snake shitting spell
only a woman could write a story about a school and have one of the major houses just be "the evil school" where if you're sorted into it you're unequivecally evil and never change. bro none of the slytherin even helped defend hogwarts they were all evil
>>748409710one house is retarded, one got papercuts on their cocks and cunts and the other is cringealso theres no magic to do that otherwise it would be based>>748409754yes>>748409807i have zero faith that the house is going to matter, I dont even remember if there was anything house related beyond an outfit
>>748409846>personality-slime snake shitting spellIt's like something out of a Fan no Hitori work.
>>748409807>Slopwarts Legacy 2Wake me up when they make a game with soulThat game was focus tested enough not to be bad but it's a harry potter flavored generic gamePlus the characters from Mystery mog every character in Legacy so bad it's hilarious
>>748404024>boomers>looks inside>Xberg and Ystein
>>748409846Gayfindores wouldn't even noticed, probably used to far longer objects up there.
>>748407549>toxic yuri relationshipnow we're talking
>>748409807>tranny legacy 2didnt even play the first one. i started the game, was brown even on the lightest skin tone, went to hogwarts in 1800s scotland, and immediately met a pale mixed negro, some african from an african school, and a mexican chink with a scottish accent. i deleted the game
>Slytherin Girls turning themselves into Sneks so they can sneak into the other House's Boy's Dorms.
>>748409003>raped femDraco giving you this lookwould you feel bad?
what happens if you cum inside someone while they're polyjuiced and then they revert back to male
>>748403241
>>748409728Even Malfoy's "redemption" would've been better if he slowly started falling in love with Harry as a girl
raping slytherin girls after getting them drunk in hogsmeade
i dont care if it's a forced meme I WANT MORE FEM-FOY!!!!!THIS BITCH MAKES ME DIAMONDS!!!
>>748403178Grok, animate the tiddy drop.
>>748407549most of those things are very rare, though memory charms, specifically "obliviate" were something they did teach at hogwarts. imagine going to a co-ed boarding school and they literally teach you rape magic as part of the approved curriculum.
>>748410067wtf gandalf doing in thailand
>>748403178Grok, resurrect Adolf Hitler
>>748408587>And Lord of the rings would've been the best love story ever written if Sam was a girl>Spent all that time trying to destroy the ring>When Frodo should have been back at home putting one on Sam's (female) fingerAye.
>>748409902its actually already a series of images and its what i was referring to>cute girl with a huge thick anaconda exiting her rectum against her will. i cant fucking find the "sfw" or the other ones though
>>748403407Maybe if you could actually use the beds or even fucking SIT DOWN
>>748410067sorry, fag, but it's not a femboy. it's an actual girl, an alternate universe genderswapped version.
>>748410163>Maybe if you could actually use the beds or even fucking SIT DOWNanon do you have the same autism as me I fucking love being able to sleep in a game, no real reason why, just do
>>748404145Why can't I be both
>>748410014Thanks now I can fap to this
>>748410126Experiencing the call of all elderly white men, yellow fever.
>>748410163I'm Henry Furth
>>748409386>I think I understand why Twilight got as fucking huge as it did nowI started understanding women a lot better once I realized all of their YA fiction is just genderbent(reverse harem?) versions of harem anime Boring unpopular girl that somehow magnetically attracts all these handsome and charming men gets magic powers and everything in the plot revolves around her and she's super awesome and cute and also a loner and not like other girls etc etcWe are more alike than not desu>>748410084I will be plugging this into my local model when I get home and if it's not total ass I will catbox it
>>748409710Because some mousey hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws still want a smug, hoity-toity snake to loom over them and sneer at their conmmon upbringing, their lack of social contracts, their hygiene, etc.
>>748409950Kek I forgot the game was like that I played with a mod to remove blacks
>>748410226your GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED LAWYERS
>>748410152I feel like I know exactly what image set you're talking about. It had heavy BDSM too, didn't it?
>>748410179I understand that you stupid newnigger.Before troons shat up this site you would say things like "femshep" to refer to the female versions of a character
>>748410227>I will be plugging this into my local model when I get home and if it's not total ass I will catbox itGodspeed
>>748410260this is a black thing isn't it?
>>748403178MADE FOR BIG MUDBLOOD COCK
>>748410150>Instead of the scene where Sam finally has the courage to speak with a girlvit turns into FSam having the courage to propose to Frodo Kino
>>748403246weird the first attempt with the tomboy slytherin chick didn't worked
>>748408072Not really, it would've make for a more interesting dynamic, mainly with Hermione, as it would turn his bullying into a more realistic one (two bitches fighting), and while the idea of enemy to lovers to Harry is interesting, I doubt that would've been the ending.>>748409976Prostate cancer.
>>748409003
>>748410126looking for the blue wizards
>>748410226Mr. Furth, can you please sit down?
Here you go, /v/.
>>748404490Exclusively to fix my baldy head
>>748410326HEY! You don't TALK to my wife like that!
>>748404024Different time
>>748410364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yRJOX1fppQ
>>748410384I guess it would make sense that bloodline purity types might produce hapburgian nightmares too.
>>748406405Idk about that, it was all the disgusting browns and faggots that bothered me
>>748407549>casts chastity spell on myselftry to take my virginity now fag
>>748410429
I want a Harry Potter game with the art style of Hogwarts Magic Awakened, with the Budget of Hogwarts Legacy and romance mechanics of Hogwarts Mystery
>>748410429>>748410474niggas could really print anything back then and not get a second look
>>748410282"femboy" has always meant feminine boy you retarded autistic faggot.
>>748410564Quote me saying femboy niggerYou are a fagYou want to see faggotry and insert it where there is none
>>748410517>with the art style of Hogwarts Magic Awakenedwhy?
>>748410226MY MAN HENRY
>>748406496Tortureporn is a fantastic term and it has helped me stay away from dogshit edgy stories like picrel countless times but I don't doubt the kike who came up with it must've been completely fucked in the head.
>>748410227>I will be plugging this into my local model when I get home and if it's not total ass I will catbox itWE MUST KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE
>>748407813OP's image is a male
>>748410429>>748410474i maintain that this is exactly the same and to the same effect as an adult woman saying daniel radcliffe is shaping up to be a handsome man. its something we just lost over the years because we seem to have babified women to an insane degree that any allusions are offensive.its like how dick and cunt as insults are literally the same thing but we think cunt is more offensive somehow and the other one appears in childrens cartoons.
>>748410593my mistake. i realize now that you said "fem foy" also kill yourself anyway because I'm mad.
>>748410680so am i
>>748403178Anyone knows how do they call these type of eyes? I know they have like a tag or something.
>>748410612Because Cassandra and Ivy are cute
>>748404631Actually I think the ones who deserve to have their rights taken away are the people who took some of these photos and (You), for caring about it enough to create that.
Does adult Merula have a wolfcut or a long overtheshoulder braid like a proper housewife
>>748410785after doing proper research, I agree this art style can be used again I had never taken a long look at it, thought it was hit or miss with more misses than hits but it seems pretty good all around
>>748410816Pregnant (with another of my children), naked apron, with long grown out hair tastefully but sensually covering her rear.
>>748404024>>748408142>>748410429>>748410474It's been perfectly natural to want to fuck someone like this for ten thousand years.
>>748410796This but also women
>>748411016I was also perfectly natural to live in caves
>>748404947Thank God it's your inner child that hard. Almost mistook you for a pdf there, haha.
>>748405138The stairs to the girls' dorm turn into a slide if a boy tries to climb them.
>>748403178DEH
>>748403178Last I remember, both the PS1 and PC versions are praised highly. I believe they capture the magic better than HL.
>>748411109do you know where you are
>>748411152NTA, i would levitate myself so i dont touch or use the stairs
>>748405631>and something children can makeIt very explicitly isn't. It was super hard and arduous to make and the process takes like a month, they only succeeded because Hermione was autistic.
>>748411152>be a wizard in a setting where magic is batshit insane versatile and overpowered because Rowling is a fucking idiot>not be able to get around some flat stairsHogwarts would be an absolute den of sin and vice in real life.
>>748406496unironically a good invention to describe a very specific type of movie/book/etc that a certain kind of person loves and which I fucking loathe. The later entries into the SAW franchise are a perfect example, it went from death traps to something clearly and intentionally masturbatory for all involved.related: misery porn shit like that one retarded book by a dumb pretentious fujoshi author about gay men in NYC where literally EVERYONE is constantly being physically and sexually abused and raped even as they're like rich high profile Big Law lawyers, actors, etc, nope they're literally always five seconds away from another rape scene and just go AWOL from their big fancy corporate jobs for weeks at a time in between the rapes and gay sex.Mid-post I went and looked it up and it was "A Little Life" which got extremely popular on booktok but was critiqued as misery porn and an article calling it dogshit managed to win a fucking Pullitzer for how well written a takedown of this fujo trash was. https://archive.is/ns638I actually forgot that in between the rapes and cutting and homosex he actually gets run over by a car and has his fucking legs amputated lmao, literally just yaoi misery porn written by a rich travel author fujoshi
>>748411152flying brooms exist in this universe my nigga
>>748411423if you're not taking your roster of sluts to hogsmeade what are you doing
why is every fucking thread on this board thinly veiled porn or politics
>>748411504as I said earlier >>748404947
>>748409658>formerly chycks
>>748410750spiral eyes?
>>748411428>a neurodegenerative disease so rare the author had to make it upI was horrified until I got to that line, and then I could only laughWhat a fucking burn
>>748411537Because if you make an on-topic thread it either gets 0 replies or gets overrun by shitposters
>>748410691You're good man sorry for being such a sperg about it.I hate fags and troons too
>>748411537>why is every fucking thread on this board thinly veiled porn or politicseverything in life is about sex, except sex which is about power
>>748404490Fuckkkkkkk noPolymorphers are dumb
>>748410321Looks like he found them.
>>748411537I think most anon's here think somewhat fondly, nostalgically of Harry Potter as a franchise with untapped potential. One that in the modern day is polluted by normies, and their politics. We never got a proper time progression RPG, with classrooms and social links, to live out that Hogwarts fantasy.
>>748411446>Uh don't mind me I'm just off to the, uh, quidditch match in the, uhhhh, girl's dormitory
>>748411097setting aside the fact that the "cave man" is the female ideal and back to living in caves is exactly where women are steering civilization, men were still taking wives at 12-16 during the current peak of human progress. the entire concept of the husband being called a "groom" was because it was the privilege of the husband to mold his young, virginal bride into his perfect wife. curiously, some might say correlatively, only just before the current ongoing societal collapse did judeo-feminism instill the modern values of "anything under 25 is literal pedophilia"
>>748412120Also as a dating sim on the side. As romancing the smug, upperclass, semi-literal snake-in-the-grass until they're no longer standoffish would be pretty cute/hot.
>>748412170what the fuck it should be me not him
Is there a pre-patched version of the first two PC Harry Potter games anywhere? I remember having to patch them a fair bit years ago and I must have deleted them at some point because they're not in my collection
>>748403178Not like this....
>>748411717>spiral eyes>look inside>rings
>>748409539Nah. Being stuck in dying mobile garbage where her adult self looks more like a dude in drag is better than her being whored out to various capitalist slop and die as a character.
>>748412192Should've signed up for sports and muggle phys-ed, instead of dabbling in herbology and potions, you hufflepuffer.Also, a reminder that monstergirls would quasi-exist in the wizarding world.>that one Care of Magical Creatures major who got himself a bird wife.
>>748404490Only if I could guarantee it would be temporary. I'm just very curious how orgasms feel as a woman. I'd even consider sex, but it would have to be a woman polymorphed into a guy, and even then I'd be very hesitant on it.
>>748411016>>748412150The average marriage age in medieval Europe was 24 for men and 19 for women.An adult man marrying an eleven year old would have been extremely unusual.
>>748412357but anon..... I'm a gryffindor, and I do quidditch.... so basically this guy would be my teammate and I'm gonna push him down the shifting stairs tomorrow
>>748403178>300 posts>Nobody has yet explained what Potter is doing
...people would rather commit manslaughter, than ask the lonely dweeb in charms or transfigurations out to the Yule ball instead.A stray bludger to the back of the head would look more like an accident. Tragic even.
>>748412518raping, clearly you haven't read anything itt
>>748412605kek right right anon so not the stairs, I'll reserve those for slytherin
Snakes always have difficulty, climbing right proper stairs...
>>748403246>forced meme>forcedI see what u did there, lol.
>>748412417turns out when you go read up on it, that rising age was due to female empowerment and proto-feminism, women becoming more wealthy due to the spice trade and various empires rising and becoming prosperous, not wanting children or families and staving off marriage as a method of birth control. when women are given a choice they always choose to kill civilization. go figure.
>>748410750>>748411717>>748412252The artist hasn't made up a name for it.
>>748409963slytherin girls turning themselves into snakes so they can unhinge their jaw and throat my huge cock more like
>>748412862>the artistThis shit is everywhere what do you mean by "the" artist
>tfw you walk in on your cute Ravenclaw oneitis blowing a hippogryph in the stables
>>748412928very obviously that anon has no fucking clue what he's talking about because the eyes in that image are different to the other ones
>>748412967>cucked by a hippogryphgrim
>>748405221He didn't know he wanted that pussy until it was in danger of foreign objects.
>>748412614>rapingFemale Draco is clearly into it, but she has to be haughty and play hard to get because that's in her nature. She's blushing up a storm, not screaming, or thrashing and trying to escape.
>>748412837It’s actually that we’ve long known childbirth is extremely dangerous for prepubescent girls, and still risky for young teens. Especially before the advent of modern medicine. Plato recommended women have children at no younger than 20, and that was in 380 BC.
>>748412967You knew what you were signing up for
>>748412967Not sure what else you would expect from those hyper repressed nerds.
>>748413098trvkeshould always take action asap with ravenclaw sluts
>>748412928>>748412976The literal artist of the op image you mongs are asking about.
>>748413098I heard Hufflepuffs were into that weird shit but I expected better from her
>>748413146retard
>>748406901There's teens of all ages there. They are NOT merely dancing at balls and exchanging chaste kisses now and then. They are bunping uglies like their lives depend on it and then trying to work out the abortion spell in the same fervor.
>>748412862it's the eye shadow and lashes. you could put eye shadow and lashes on a potato and it instantly becomes a sexy potato.
>>748413034>childbirth is dangerous for prepubescent girls>childbirth>prepubescentdrooling retard. Young teens are the perfect age for it physically, but we discourage it as a society because young teens aren't financially stable or fully mentally developed
>>748412967hippogryph girls are always secretly the kinkiest sluts.
>>748411097We still do, we just build them.
>>748413261No shit, it's blowing a hippogriff you moron. That's literally bestiality.
>>748413259Can you read? We’re talking about eleven year olds here. Prepubescent, as Edelstein specified. >>748404024
>>748403178cheeky girl getting corrected is so hot
>>748404024Cool it with the antisemitism
>>748413034plato was a homosexual who claimed the most genuine form of love was between a man and his boy lover. forgive me if i don't take his advice on heterosexuality seriously. girls were married at 13-14 on average in ancient greece.
>>748413339He's saying that them not going through puberty yet means that their baby factories aren't in working order, and thus cannot go through childbirth.
>>748407810>>748408857Never mind the teachers, literally every student 12 and above know a dozen offensive hexes, like when Draco and his lackeys tried to ambush Harry on the train they got jumped themselves by a dozen students.
>>748413337it was a "horse girl" joke you dumb virginal autist.
>>748413387You are not a man.
>>748413419geez, isn't it a little irresponsible giving kids that kind of firepower? i bet bill cosby learned everything he knew from hogwarts, didn't even need sleeping potions
>>748413462Doesn't matter if you change it from blowing a hippogriff to blowing a horse, it's still bestiality.
>>748413261The more wholesome and innocent a woman seems, the kinkier she is, truly.
>>748410685to me, it's just stating the obvious ("pretty girl is pretty :D") in a non-stilted manner
>>748413387>girls were married at 13-14 on average in ancient greece.It was 14-15 in Athens, and 18-20 in Sparta. No reliable data for other city states. But nowhere was 11 the norm.
>>748413570This is AI btw.
>>748413636i doubt it, but either way, this one definitely isn't
>>748413759left is 12 and right is joaquin phoenix
>>748404175watching these things just makes me reminiscent of the good old days bros...things shouldnt have to be so gay and bleak
>>748413570>17 years 23hr 59min old vs 18 years old
ok but what about this
Malfoy? Huh, wonder what her last name is…
>>748413875not into it
>>748413259It is WELL medically understood that a woman's hips and pelvis aren't correctly formed for best childbirth survival until their early 20s, and then we have how the entire musculature is still developing.Stop believing bullshit.Its the difference between 1 in 3 young girls dying during labor and 1 in 100 adult women.We wouldn't have survived as a species if it was all young fucking. It's never been normal or typical.
>>748413759I remember that shindoL doujinshi.
>>748413976link it
>>748413875not here for this
god damn this is the fifth thread i've looked at today that's devolved into this age of consent shitfling, what the fuck is wrong with /v/? why has it been this way for so long? i'm so tired of threads that either turn into AOC shitflinging, or were made to bait out such debates in the first place. it's really fucking tiring, dude. i know that when everyone's anonymous all the pedophiles come out of the woodworks but jesus christ, loli threads on /a/ attract less pedos than this. actually, i know exactly why this bullshit happens. IT'S BECAUSE THE JANNIES ARE FUCKING AWFUL AT DOING THEIR JOBS! ALL THEY DO IS CURB VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION THEY DON'T LIKE, AND EVERYTHING ELSE GETS IGNORED!
>>748413465again, forgive me if I don't take the words of a woman/homosexual seriously as to what constitutes being a heterosexual man. the entire recorded history of patriarchal civilization (redundant) has already proven your feminine sensibilities wrong.
>>748413986https://exhentai.org/g/390412/07e0f46fb3/It's a classic with a happy ending, even if the MC ends up prolapsing a little Afghan girl's cunny and leaving her deflowered and a womb full of hot Japanese war photographer sperm.
>>748404024
>>748413497>still doesn't understand the joke>doubles down on ESL-tier comprehension autistic virginpostingyou are an actual 75 IQ retard.
>>748414024all the xitter culture warriors also browse this shithole and they're all in a perpetual state of pedo panic
>>748413875hairy halfling pussy...
>>748413497Horse girls are those girls who always talk about how much they love horses. The ones who wear horse shirts and all that shit. God you're autistic man
>>748413875dildo haggins
>>748414074naisu
Gryffindor>Athletic, assertive. Thrives on validation. Loves to boast about deeds they done. Games they won, almost exclusively from-the-brink or singlehandedly only in their accounts. But also stubborn, and a bit of a pesterer. >Common belief is dumb as bricks. A bit 'needy.' Professors exasperated by their outbursts, but if the team needs them...Hufflepuff>Average upbringing. Average grades. No outstanding achievements. No standout talents. Unless you count blending into the background as a skill? The unerring ability to sneak up behind you unnoticed, to jumpscare you with a very banal question... >A very normal, almost perfectly neutral expression to whatever befalls them or you, good or ill. Always smiling eyes, but also oddly vacant...Ravenclaw>Reclusive. Possibly shut-in. Seen almost exclusively in class, and almost never in the lunch hall. Can only hold their voice and speech pattern long enough, to answer questions posed by the professors. Even then, struggles to keep that hand raised long enough for that, sometimes.>A burden to have in field classes. But studies the best of books. Also the worse of them...Slytherin>Massive entitlement issues, with all the superiority complex of an immaculate, unlit candle, not yet set aflamed. Flaunts wealth, and often uses it to curry favor, when their 'charisma' fails to move these lesser hearts.>Common gossip says parents or other close family members are in wizarding jail, or probably belong there.
>>748414230>dumb as bricks hey fuck off
>>748414024it's easy (you)'s my guy
>>748403178I saw a trailer recently for a game inspired by those old games (not secret agent wizard boy but the same inspiration), forget what it was called though, the name didn't seem to mean anything at least in english
>>748413875RAPE
>>748413942that's bullshit put forth in the age of unreplicable judeo-liberal psuedoscience. females were having children at 14-16 for all of human history and mortality was not a factor of their hips being too small for it. the most populous people on the planet are famously petite as adults and have small hips while their newborns are not significantly smaller than european newborns.
>>748403178>made harry hook up with some literal fucking who sister instead of the girl he went through a bunch of traumatic shit together with for years and helped one anotherhuge L
>>748414341Childhood friend fuckers just keep taking losses left and right.
>>748413759>when your husband asks for the goat again
>>748414402I self insert as Ron so I actually made out pretty good.
>>748414341don't remind me
>>748404625Imagine giving it to Vlodemart and his death deelerz before the final fight>Harry Pawter is dead, nyanya
>>748414402The real play is marrying your childhood friend's sister
>>748414470>is completely aware that his sister is getting dicked down by one of his bros>that each time she comes to visit and plants a familial kiss on your cheeks it's with lips that have wrapped themselves around your bros dickDid you really though?
>>748414341even rowling admitted later that she should have paired harry and hermione
>>748414341Ron is bigger
>>748410126Getting rinsed by a pair of ladyboys. Typical boomer holiday in that part of the world.
>Still no magic academy rpg/dating sim game that allows you to fix and romance your self-destructive villainess rival
>>748414582woe is we woe is we will we ever be granted such bliss
>>748414564ron is taller, but harry has the almighty elder wand, if you know what I'm saying.
>>748404024>Edelstein
>>748414582Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>748414582Probably in a better world, but in this world...
>>748414616>oh mein gott harry vat arr you doing wit all zat
>>748414139T o m b o y l o v e
>>748414610I feel like AI will simplify, and open-up the process for simple gameplay ideas. Especially for things like dungeon crawlers, and other turn-based RPGs.From there, it'd just be a matter of curating the content, and fleshing out the event tree with options and polish.Maybe we will get a ripoff of Persona HeX: Hogwarts? One day...
>>748414582>>748414654in this world we have AI that would help you crank out a decent game just like that in a matter of a few weeks.
>>748414334pre modern medicine risk of mother death during childbirth is anywhere from 4-6x higher for 14-16 year olds than 18-20 year olds.Im not saying it didnt happen, what I am saying is just because it did does not mean it was common. Humans aren't retarded, we notice the pattern of risks and most stay away from it.If you want a comparison, in modern African shitholes without medical care and with teen pregnancies about one in 18 mothers die during birth.That's a hell of a lot. Nobody intelligent is going to take a 5% risk of death.You don't clear the bar for minimally intelligent, you're a sub saharan african mud hut retard.
>>748414789one day we'll be able to go through all 7 years and beyond
>>748414851oh no, that's terrible. and totally unavoidable with modern medicine so I guess we should just ban women from having sex until they're 25.
>>748414913Already exists as hot mobile garbage.
>>748414940you're a fucking retard
>>748414972well according to you it's dangerous to try to give birth before then, so it makes perfect sense to ban sex before then. are you saying you disagree?
>>748414965yeah I know, I haven't had the energy to get past the first year though.... do you even start as a first year? I forgot
>>748415006I said nothing about having sex. You. Are. A. Retard.There's no point saying anything else because you don't understand anything at all.
>>748415038anon, do you not know where babies come from? it's ok if you don't, no need to get so angry about it.
>>748415010You go through all seven years and once you're done with that you have your own grown up adventures that at certain points tangentially intersect with Harry's, even if only as your friends going"hey x thing is happening in Hogwarts right now, crazy times compared to when we went, eh?" type stuff.
>>748415078oh alright that checks out needs the ability to knock up your love interest and send your own little shit to hogwarts though
>>748414334You should really read some history books my nigga. Having children under the age of 16 was rare and unusual. Marrying at such a young age was also unusual (unless you were nobility and got married for political reasons).
Why are female rival characters so rare anyway?Sounds like something that would print money.
>>748414851A full seven years seems a bit much.Maybe four years? Something like a wizard college, with the option to add more post-game, for "advanced degrees/doctorates." One's early education can still be filled out, for customizeable backstory options, and initial stats. Perks. Passives...We can't run with the IP wholesale anyway. Would be easier to include more mature themes, without the credit card processors or copyrite lawyers cracking down on you.
>>748415172Pokemon has that down.
>>748415172A rival is supposed to be your match, your mirror, and the person who drives you to do and be better than them, not your future wife.
>>748415209>prints moneyQED
>>748414558>is fucking HermioneWhy would Ron give a fuck about what his sister is doing? Do you think about your mum and how she fucked your dad every time you beat off?
>>748415172Because it reflects poorly on your own capabilities if your rival is a fucking woman of all things. That shit only works if your physiological differences do not matter, like in pokemon or yugioh.
>>748415234>describes the perfect wife
>>748414024>>>twitterfaggot
>>748414851I mean, child mortality rates are still quite high if you include a certain medical procedure women use as a form of contraception. So yeah, the mother is unlikely to die in childbirth, but the child isn't exactly in the all clear during the gestation period. Hell, they may not even be in the all clear for the first 5 years depending on the sanity of the mother.
>>748415330ThisEnemy to lover is the best trope
The rival is usually a dude who hates you for being different because they're based on snobbish private school boys, notoriously the 3rd most inhuman thing to come out of Britain, right behind the East India Company and the Eel Pie recipe.
>>748415208>>748414913I don't know how I responded to African obstetrician advice.But it is late. Please understand.
>>748415209How often does Pokemon have opposite gender rivals? The last couple you could barely even call rivals. Howe is borderline a friend to you in Alola and the pushy Spaniard girl in one of the other ones is close to being a stalker than a rival.
>>748415281It's fiction it doesn't have to be realistic
>>748415273>Do you think about your mum and how she fucked your dad every time you beat off?Nigga read. It's not about what you do when you're trying to be intimate, but knowing what intimate things they've done when they come at you innocuously.It's the same deal as not wanting to shake some dudes hand after knowing they let out the unholiest of shits in the toilet.
>>748415208>>748415381I think if they did something like that they could have the tutorial be flashbacks where you pick your characters history and shit as well
>>748415330Not every game is Stella Glow, anon.
>>748415153i don't know what history books you're reading, but nearly all societies married off their girls around 12-16, including the united states until a few generations ago. it's the older-age marriages that are found in small historical pockets, and even then in places where the marriage age was lower before and sometimes again after those pockets. e have thousands of contiguous years of recorded history of 14 year olds being married off across virtually all cultures, and only a few hundred years worth of geographically and culturally separate, sporadic chunks of 20+ being the "acceptable" age. what we are experiencing now is not the historical norm, it's the anomaly.and either way the root of the problem isn't the age of marriage, but the fact that marriage itself as an institution has been obliterated and women are now promiscuous fornicators that men don't want to marry in the first place.
>>748415172it's difficult for men to suspend their disbelief to the point where a woman is competent enough to be their "all purpose' rival.
>>748415474
>>748415548Because we don't deserve to live in paradise, anon.
>>748415234>t.gayfaggot with an agenda
>teaming up with your rival to take down the bigger badAlways a classic.Especially if you/they drop in at the last moment to save your/their ass.>>748415472>character history has options that also affect your relationship with certain characters>starting out as a shut-in gives you more spells, but harder time recruiting allies, and vice versa if you were a social butterfly>can also have innate knowledge of certain things. Like a particular embarrassing event that made the not!slytherin archetype cry.>if not outright being their former bully, from an early age
>>748415281>>748415234>>748415543>/v/'s sexism holding us back from having a hot female rivalmaybe the feminists were right...
Why does this remind me of that magic academy kinda manga where your roommate has a complication where he switches between girl and dude?
>>748415458Yeah that's fair but honestly seeing your sister getting married off to your best bro would be awesome. You get to fuck your tsun CF and you get to see your sister off to the best guy you know and ensure that she will be taken care of and your nieces/nephews will inherit good geneticsNot everything has to be a cuck fantasy bro
>>748415639abuse and then romance your bully victim...
>>748415682Who said anything about cuckoldry? Is there something you wanna share with the room anon?
>>748415702There was a manga about that exact premise...
>>748403178why are you a fag?
>>748415784but this isn't magical
>>748415784His earlier is better. Nagotoro feels like dilluted slop
>>748415281>can romance your former bully victim>can still get an option to look them in the eye, and betray them to the big bad for a power spike, at the end of the gameAbsolutely devilish, and dark magick pilled.
>>748415784Niggertoro
>>748415652if you want a believable female rival you need a setting that doesn't rely on gender-based abilities of the individuals. it would in fact work in a harry potter or other "magic" setting for example. even within harry potter, hermione was the most competent wizard of her era, and had she not been one of harry's best friends she likely would have been his rival. I don't think draco was ever said to be a particularly good wizard either way. harry stomped him in every fair fight they ever had.
>>748415883wow that would make you a real dick!
>>748415904Draco and Harry were both mid. NotMoody flat out said that Harry was average in all things save for flying.
Is it true that Rowling remake the whole series just to troll the former actors who still try to profit off her while hating her for her "policy"?
>>748415923He doesn't look like a Richard.
>>748415968Harry was a pretty good duelist too, kid had good combat reflexes.
>>748414796Why do you jeets always insist on butting in other people's discussions to shill your mediocre slop machine as if that's something anyone would want?
>>748415923Only <2% of anons make this choice.But it could help explain an optional, seemingly inexplicable boss enounter, in the sequel.>punished bully victim, with a vengeance (la corrupta)
>>748414796So where the fuck are the games, Hino?
>>748415817that's the price of maintaining a schedule and having to reign in the lewdnessat least he shamelessly implemented his exhibitionism fetish throughout the manga
>>748416041He didn't get good at duelling until after Voldemort was back, at which point it was a necessity for him to be so. Before that his track record was a stalled duel with Draco on account of him discovering he's a parseltongue.
>>748416118punished into being your mindbroken slave you mean
>>748416146I swear there's a version of this manga where Senpai got with the former President, and the shenanigans involved him trying (and failing) to stop her from undressing in increasingly more public spaces.
>>748416187Familiars described in ancient and verboten warlock books don't make themselves.
>>748415883It crossed the Redo Healer MC's mind to give back the memories he took from the princess if she ever confessed to him but he never did it last I read
>>748410227Kys ai slopper
>>748413759You would think with modern science we could defeat the wall
>>748404024>>748410429I remember when magazines were full of writing like this. Better times.
Are the movies worth watching for Hermione? I kinda like her accent.
>>748415968barty crouch jr wasn't exactly a prodigy. harry defeated or stale-mated death eaters several times. when everyone wanted to learn practical defense against the dark arts during umbridge's tenure, they all immediately went to harry. they also make a big deal about him producing a fully developed patronus at a young age, the spell being one of the most complex and difficult defensive spells in a wizard's repertoire.
>>748404490This is why Rowling hates you freaks. Everything has to be about you and your AGP fetish
Ill just leave this here
>>748416453just the first two
>>748416103why do you virginal luddites always cope, seethe, call everything you don't like "jeets" whenever AI is mentioned as if anyone gives a shit about your backwards minority opinion?
>>748416487honestly better than i expected
>>748411428Lol why do you care so much. Fujos write porn that they admit is porn so that other fujos can read it and don't have any reason to care what normal people think because what they do is deliberately self indulgent. It's kind of pathetic to take so much pride in feeling superior to stuff that isn't even trying to not be trash in the first place.Unironically what are your thoughts on De Sade?
>>748404024I say (((Edelstein))) and post "fertility and desirability" charts that put 12-14 YO girls at the top without cognitive dissonance because only 1 thought fits in my head at a time.
>>748416253>Redo Healerwas this the one where he gets enslaved and raped by men in his first life, then gets a redo life and chooses to get enslaved raped by men again all as part of his "master revenge plan"
>>748416550I think the other guy has no problem with fujo women when they're honest about writing their gay fanfiction. It's more irksome when they're given reign to write shit and they insert their gay fanfiction in official works.
>>748414341Ron and Hermione is fine, but Harry and Ginny is deranged.Luna was right there.
>>748416619He's literally the region cumdumpster (since you level up if you drink his cum), but he managed to get out of that cycle on the second run and enslaved one of his abusers (the princess). But yeah, since he can gain abilities from memories of those who fucked him, he voluntarily got himself fucked to be stronger
>>748416724
>>748404024>flat magic
>>748415485Where would we be without confident people with zero background or expertise in anything speaking like experts?
>>748416795sex with first year hermione
>>748416487considering the absolute GHOULS i've seen at her age, she lucked out
>>748416487Can pull off a Smeagol cosplay. But not bad, for 40+ years of age?Better than how Emma Watson turned out.
>>748416529If it's truly the minority opinion, why do you jeets always get so insecure when normal people reject your slop?
>casting ENF spells on Merula
>>748416795I bet you think you're real funny, Carlos.
>>748416487Turned out better than the rest of the cast.Don't look up what Luna looks like now.
>>748416487Veganism, not even once.
>>748404490Im secure enough in myself to do it once just to see what I look like as a chick and how it feels to cum when flicking the bean
>>748416907Luna doesn't look all that different
>>748416971
>>748415172Because the one and only way for that to be written is for the two of you to eventually fuck. That's it. There's only one arc that can possibly be told. In fact it doesn't even matter if you tell it or not. It will happen regardless.
>>748417140>those soul-sapped eyes>that bald patchWhat the FUCK happened to her? Did she get addicted to drugs?
>>748416487>>748417140>british women
>>748416907>>748417140Doesn't look that bad for a 35-year-old British woman, especially when you're comparing her to Ginny (who looks much worse). The Wall hits Brits quite hard.
MR. POTTER,FOR CORRECTING AN EVIL WOMAN...200 POINTS AWARDED TO GRYFFINDOR!
Reading about Harry and Ron's actor makes me happy.Hermione's? Not so much.
>>748416907I dont see a problem
>>748416550because the book was not marketed as shitty fujo porn, it unironically was marketed as literature and the rich fujo who wrote it got her publishing connections as a travel and food author to shill it. It won some awards before said pullitzer-prize winning article criticizing it got popular and people outside of pretentious fart-sniffing book circles read it and realized it's just this bitch's fetish to watch fags get molested and tortured
>>748417196The men dont fare much betterBong genes, never once
>>748404631>longest relationship by far is also the only relationship with Oxford STEM nerd>previous is <1 year with another movie star>next is <1 year with another rugby playerWhat is she doing? What does she think she's doing?
>>748417339>+200 points to Gryffindor>-200 points from SlytherinIt just keeps happening.
>>748417371>Radcliffe just does whatever weird shit he feels like doing now>Ron checked out long ago after he knew this would be the peak, so he just bought an ice cream truck and had fun insteadPretty good end really
>>748417371All I know about Radcliffe is that he was in (at least) two other movies, one about waking up with guns nailed to his hands and the other about being a corpse which another guy uses as a multitool to survive being lost in the wilderness.
>>748417446A womans greatest enemy isn't the patriarchy, it's herself and her own terrible decision making skills.
>>748417460akimbo and switchblade man
>>748416814>literally who website>no source for information>chart still only starts in 1890>despite all of this, still smugly wrong in xir's projectionare you genuinely brain damaged?
>>748417446surely the NEXT year long fling with a rugby player will lead to true love and a happily ever after, just because it didn't work the other 16 times you tried doesn't mean it won't this one!
>>748417460And the one where he says nigger
>>748407309WHY would you write this shit down??? It is your thought, keep it to yourself nigga. Especially if it's degrading shit like this.
>>748407140It's a tranny.
>>748417526Swiss Army Man*
>>748416879it's like when a tranny or a redditor says something incredibly fucking retarded. you just annoy normal people and we wish you would kill yourselves instead of constantly and obnoxiously polluting everywhere you go with your unsolicited seething retard opinions.
>>748417601so is the other one actually just called AkimboI just guessed off the top of my head from seeing the trailers when they were around
>>748417458Way worse, and less graceful ways to go out in Hollywood, honestly.Both of them seem happy, and have kept their fans happy.
>>748407549And suddenly the french academy being all-female and the bulgarian all-male makes more sense
>>748417630i think it was guns akimbo. it was filmed here in new zealand.
>>748417652oh yeah guns akimbo is it >New Zealand sick
>>748417630It was close, but I don't know the other one. The only other movie I remember seeing Radcliffe in that wasn't Harry Potter was the Lighthouse, and thinking I was having a fucking fever dream while watching it. No, turns out it was just a very strange version of the story of Prometheus.
>>748417439the real offender here is attempting a long hairstyle with that hairline. he could basically be like a budget jude law if he got a proper cut.
>>748403178I honestly can not think of a single good game for this franchise that isn't a lego one
>>748414230>stereotype of a single person applied to an entire groupShit's pretty boring and retarded. There needs to be variety in the characters circling around an archetype instead of a stereotype. Women cannot write.
>>748411152I wonder how many boy students tried to bypass the slider trap with levitation or other means. I refuse to believe a bunch of horny teenager magic students wouldn’t get creative. On the other hand, the stairs to the boys’ dorm was unprotected. If students were having sex in the dorms, it was the girls going to the boys’ dorms.
>>748406669>Threads last for daysImagine seriously thinking this is a bad thingOh wait, you're a twitter tourist that wants new threads spammed every hour on the hour with zero actually discussionYou can't think.
>>748417773But Lego Harry Potter 1-6 was the best Lego game TT ever made so that makes up for it
>>748412967Learn animagus then, you dingdong. Your work is cut out for you.
>>748417838People are going to be looking for the familiar.Not everyone, and everything can subvert expectations.And I maintain that having a Hufflepuff be a borderline psychopath, potential emotionless murderer if left to their own devices would be a good twist on the house trope, and an interesting dynamic to party with/befriend/romance, dammit.
>>748417527>no source for informationI put it in red for you. Also funny how you cited ZERO sources then get on a high horse about and still post ZERO sources.>chart still only starts in 1890Your own fucking words here >>748415485>but nearly all societies married off their girls around 12-16, including the united states until a FEW generations ago.>despite all of this, still smugly wrong in xir's projectionAssertion of me being wrong as evidence. >are you genuinely brain damagedIgnorant confidence.
>>748403178why is this not getting removed as obvious spam?
Is it the same OP is spamming these threads everyday? They hit bump limit each time.THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR MORE HARRY POTTER! RELEASE HOGWARTS LEGACY 2.
>>748418054>tranny grannylover finally snaps and posts a two page reddit-spaced melty because nobody believes or wants to engage with xir's bullshitlmao
>>748416458>barty crouch jr wasn't exactly a prodigyExcept he was. 12 OWLs and all that.Besides, that's irrelevant because as much as we know he was scum, his assessment of Harry's ability was the honest truth, probably the only honest truth to come from him in the book. He needed Harry to win the tournament so that they can abduct him to revive Voldemort, and there's only so much he can do to have Harry win with him in the sidelines.
>>748418248No sources, you act smug yet you know you could not prove your statement. I dunno why not going with the 4chan special: saying its common sense.
>>748418153Is Hogwarts Legacy really worth playing if I get it for free? I’m a bit hesitant to invest time into a AAA game based on a large franchise, those tend to fucking suck tbdesu
>>748417460He was Weird Al in his joke biopic
>>748418361no
I enjoyed this thread>>748418361if you got it for free? have some fun and dick around for a couple hours then uninstall, the game gets repetitive and real boring, you could probably squeeze out 1-2 hours of enjoyment though
>>748418361I played it for a few hours and got bored.
>>748418361It's an okay adventure game for that price, but if you're looking for Bully with a Harry Potter skin then no.
>>748404631Men, actually. The most radical political opinion I somewhat sincerely hold is that men's voting rights, active and passive, should be suspended for about 20 years.
>Barty Crouch Jr. is still alive(?), but was soul-killed by a DementorI always felt like he was removed from the plot waay too early, with the Dementor succ.I liked his dynamic with Harry, and the other students.He was an undercover high threat, and super sinister underneath the facade. But also still somehow a really good teacher? With seemingly some respect for Harry and others. Almost a twisted morale system in him, despite the dark lord worship.He was a cut above the other death eaters.Would've been cool for the gang to run into him again.
>Make "Malfoy but female">Instant hitWhat causes this?
>>748403178Lol
>>748418336>yet you know you could not prove your statement.you mean the FACT that most civilizations through thousands of year of recorded history married off girls as young teens? or the FACT that you're coping by only citing the last ~century of judeo-influenced feminist societies that are collapsing because of it and are being invaded and demographically replaced as we speak by cultures with AOCs starting at 13. go fuck your grandma and vote for your local brown "liberal" politicans lmao.
>>748418516and you think women are capable of accomplishing this? what exactly do you think would happen if you turned all men into disenfranchised extremists, anyway? I can only assume you're an accelerationist.
>>748417446Woman's intuition!
>>748418546How about Harry but female?
>>748418550Ought to just capitalize on it. Embrace it.Hell is a ladder. You need only climb.
>genderbent attractive HP charactersTired and boring. Genderbend the uggos.Where's male Umbridge, female Snape, femDobby or Lady Voldemort?
Tbh I enjoy Harry Potter fanfiction.
>>748418683>Self-insert PoV character is a bullied weirdo who attracts the attention of a mean rich boyWomen everywhere would get one shotted
>>748418734>implying /v/ wouldn't drool over fem snape
>>748418546>Snooty high class woman who speaks down on you and acts all high and mightyShe's practically asking for anal correction.
>>748418778>fem snape>harry reminds her of james, who she had a crush onporno plot
>>748418829it'd be a female James too though, with her being in love with a male Lily.
>>748418734>Could have sworn I've seen a r63 Voldemort back in the day>Go looking for it>Flashbanged by a bunch of women thirsting over Tom Marvelo Riddle
>>748418919I just thought fem snape lusting over james dick would be hotter especially considering how snape hates james
>>748418564What does "a few generations sgo" mean?>or the FACT that you're coping by only citing the last ~century of judeo-influenced feminist societies that are collapsing because of it and are being invaded and demographically replaced as we speak by cultures with AOCs starting at 13. Lets see.. >The average age of a woman who married for the first time rose steadily, although not sharply, from 1800 to 1900. North American colonists, who migrated from England, tended to get married early due to several factors. The first, and perhaps most important, was simply that they could. Many took the advice of the Bible -- to leave home and create your own family -- to heart, and they had the resources to do it. Land was inexpensive, and there was plenty of it to choose from -- it was simple to set up shop. According to a 2010 article in the "Journal of Southern History" titled "The Effect of the Civil War on Southern Marriage Patterns," early colonists married at an average age of around 20 if they were women, and around 26 if they were men.>go fuck your grandma and vote for your local brown "liberal" politicans lmao.Lashing out like an ape.
>>748418048>Not everyone, and everything can subvert expectations.It's not about subverting expectations.Even assuming I meant that is an indication of being less than erudite and lacking life experience.My point is that a stereotype is not enough for writing characters.You take an archetype, which is always important, like you said "People are going to be looking for the familiar", but then you should add more layers to it.Sociopathy is a good layer to add to the NPC archetype of the Hufflepuff. Psychopathy is more of a Slytherin stereotype trait.
>>748418734Why stop there? Bend their archetypes, also.>Umbridge is still a toad, but standoffishly upstanding and excessively fair to a fault.>female Snape is akshully evil, and plotting against students with some hang-ups>Dumbledore is technically a skilled genius at magic and dueling, but is also regarded as an occasionally inept, somewhat flippant airhead with flaws by the rest of the cast.
>faggot is still posting about the right age to marry
>>748418734>male umbridge
>>748419050>somehow becomes the most chad character in the setting, nigh usurping even the dark lord (female)
>>748418759If fem harry looked like that I'd read it.Look at that sex hair holy shit.
>>748419005Its just a reply to that faggot (you) making assertions without evidence then having the trauma of getting rebuked.
>>748418967Naw, because then the bullying is stupid since it means James is giving her the attention she's craving. At least with James being a woman the bullying is basically two black chicks having an "I KNOW you ain't eyeballing my man" moment.
>>748419050what would he use to punish the children instead of the carving quill?
>>748408142It's sad knowing what child stars go through as kids and everyone in Hollywood is in on it, and the parents don't seem to care. They're either paid to keep quiet. There is no way a female child doesn't go to their parents and say "MEN IN SUITS RAPED ME WAAHHHHH." and the parents just sit and are like "Okay...well it's fine." I wonder if anyone ever went to popular child stars parents and asked them if their child was ever sexually molested when they were young by corporate executives or producers. Maybe the child just never told the parents. We have photos of Emma in a limo with Weinstein, so you know...pretty sure she was doing sexual things with him whether she denies it or not. It's not just girls that suffer from it; boys do as well. Look at Justin Bieber, so fucked up in the head. I'm shocked he hasn't attempted suicide yet with how deranged he's gotten. It's sad. He's probably even worse than Kanye West. You can't tell me Justin Bieber wasn't molested when he first came to Hollywood and was thrust into the limelight like that by executives and producers. Hell, the new cast of the Harry Potter reboot are all children, god knows what they're suffering through. You can call me a schizo, but I believe in the Hollywood pedophile ring. I believe a lot of child actors are molested; everyone is in on it. Everyone knows about it. Nobody does anything about it. It's not actually uncommon for co-stars to do things with each other. I can't speak for everyone, but there are examples of co-stars playing on the same show that ended up dating or admitted they were fooling around with each other off-set.
>>748419050>which student will I rape today?
>>748403178>>748405742>>748405910good but Cassandra vole is still better
>>748419089>run, harry, don't look back>leave voldemort to me
>immediately understands that xhe is the faggot being referred to and seethingly replies with unironic "no u"it doesn't get more embarrassing than this.
>>748419109james wouldn't have a reason to bully her, besides it'd be the same dynamic that they both want lily
>>748419154THERE GOES MY HERO
>>748419169Well know you know your "It was the jews that took hebe away from us!!" is not real not even in the fucking colonies. You can take it to your fellow antisemites who believe jews are inherently pedophilic to try to get a coherent worldview on your nonsense.
>>748419187>get rid of an important character development for Harryshit writing.
>>748418683>>748419094>the brief plot line, where every character and the wizardin tabloiods are projecting their "THE CHILD WHO LIVED IS AKSHULLY EVIL" fetish onto Ms. Potter>>748419154>It's not Dumbledore dueling Empress Voldemort in the Ministry of Magic, but the Umbridge RedeemedA noble sacrifice...
>>748419131>the new cast of the Harry Potter reboot are all children, god knows what they're suffering through.the new harry potter kid looks like a 30 year old lesbian and hermione is some kid of mystery meat brown mongrel. i wonder if casting ugly kids is intentional by the #metoo era female casting directors in some kind of futile effort to stave off predatory jewish producers.
>>748419250I'm sure james could easily find someone else to bully within all of slytherin
>>748419228ah, your deranged schizophrenic rambling finally makes sense. you're a seething nosetribe goblin.
>>748419287That doesn't matter, unless you remove Snape being his legilimens teacher as well. What shattered Harry's belief that his dad was saint Potter of Hogwarts was him successfully breaching Snapes protections and learning of how awful his dad was.
>>748419328I would say you'll go to sleep knowing you don't really know what you are talking about, but your low intelligence may protect you from harm.
>>748419349you're putting much more thought into this than I am anon, bravo
>>748416487WALLEDALLED
>>748403246This, and genderbend's just another form of troon propaganda
>>748419419Can't believe you didn't include tomboys.
>>748405180>implying
>>748419383That's because with writing you should never let your boner get in the way of a good story. You could have your basic bitch "oh no however will I be able to pay for this pizza" or you could have picrel.
Male Umbridge (forma redimido) would be great.An instant fan favorite.
>>748419515He's an animagus
I'm running my model rn. Seems like thread is about to die though.
>>748410429zoomers were a mistake>inb4 noooooooo it was gen a it was gen agen z women are just as slutty as millennials. anyway hope you get drafted while i make nightcore edits with zoomies running from drones and crying >AW NAH BLUD THIS AINT REAL @GROK HELP IM FINNA DIE SHEEEEEESH 6 7 AEIIII AGE GAPS BAD AAAAAAAAAAA but ill keep the zoomie women warm and impregnated while you explode for my entertainment lmaoooooooooooo
>>748419546but I'm just shitposting on 4chins...I should be able to shitpost with a boner anon!!!!!!!
>>748405180Because it takes a whole month to make so unless you bulk make that shit it's just not worth it.>>748419515That wasn't polyjuice potion though.
What are these tards arguing about, it works perfectly fine:>Juliet Potter bullies Severia Snape over their shared crush on Lionel Evans>Juliet is a super mean Stacy type queen bee bitch that runs the school and makes sure nobody likes greasy haired SHITveria>Harriet learns her mom was a total bitch and it shatters her perception of her mom being a saintIt's literally the same but with a mean girls dynamic instead of a chad bullying a nerd type thing.
>>748419617making everyone a woman is just mirroring the original dynamic doing nothing unique except they're women now
>>748419617Anon, the argument was regarding a male James and a female Snape, with the subtext that Snape wanted James's dick the whole time.
>>748419546>That's because with writing you should never let your boner get in the way of a good story.The greatest of writers let their boner participate in a good story.The whore from the brothel is integral to the stories of the temple's executioner and the young mancatcher in my novel, and writing her naked scenes fully torqued up is an absolute treat. Very heady stuff, and a decent challenge of writing about the female form while maintaining the prose quality.
>>748419642But the original dynamics are already genderbent versions of the in-book characters since the writer knows nothing about how boys actually behave or relate to each other.
>>748419738say what you will anon but I would've hung snape from a tree too
>>748419767Calm down Dumbledore
>>748417446What do you think shes doing?Shes riding the cock carousel until she has to finally settle
>>748419131This isn't a conspiracy theory, this is just something literally everybody's known about since like the '40s. This is like saying movie stars do drugs and shit. Obviously they do. Of course the kids are getting raped. So are the adult women. So are the men. The government is also in on it and deliberately doesn't do anything, which is why nobody actually stops it (until you get a case that's high-profile, specific, and public enough like Weinstein or Diddy). You think people in Hollywood didn't know Diddy, Cosby, and Weinstein were raping people? You think those three were the only ones doing it? They're not even the most prolific about it.
>>748417140what is this phenotype called?
>>748419271They already fired the new Ginny
>>748418734>Lady VoldemortCareful what you wish for
>>748404024he's right tho
>"HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYY POOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEER," Dumbledore roared calmly with the wrath of a thousand suns>"FIRST YOU PUT YOUR NAME AS "HARRIETTA" IN THE GOBLET OF FIYA, THEN YOU USED HERMIONE'S HAIR TO MAKE A POLYJUICE POTION AND LET ALL THOSE SLYTHERIN SHITS RUN A TRAIN ON YOU, NOW I CATCH YOU PLAYING A FEMALE CHARACTER?">Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face>"YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR YOU FOUR EYED LITTLE SHIT! I HAD HOPED IT WOULDN'T HAVE COME TO THIS BUT YOU'VE LEFT ME WITH NO OTHER CHOICE!>YUWINEVERUS BYAWOMUNIS!>suddenly a noose dropped down from the ceiling and wrapped around Harry's neck before being hoisted back up>"41 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR"
>>748419952They really do love demonizing blackswith the reboot, don't they? First you got white boy James hanging black Snape from a tree, then you got white boy Harry constantly yelling to everyone within earshot that black man Snape is a criminal who's up to no good, and now they're saying that the ultimate evil of the story could be black.
>>748419952>cine monkeyskek
>>748420068kek
>>748420070>black man Snape
>>748419116For girls, he'd start carving their ass with his dick.For boys, they'd have to watch.
returning to the commons anons... hopefully tomorrows thread is as enjoyable
>>748420283Boys would get GOOSH GOOSH'D
>>748407549Left or right, /v/?
>>748420068Lmao
>>748420274He is english.
>>748420661I want them to whisper "mudblood" in my ear as I cum inside them and knock them up
>>748420661>Slutheryn
>>748420661my favorite slut on the left, needs gryffindor cock
>>748420712imagine being the girl on the right, distinctly significantly less attractive than the girl on the left, having your only trait - massive tits, also being mogged by bigger AND firmer tits by left girlIts already over before it even began. Imagine being albus though...
>>748420838energy and jigglemogged
>>748420838>gryflindorhonestly AI got so much better since this was made, it could probably be massively improved to be less sloppy
