HOW DID THEY FUCK UP MARVEL'S WOLVERINE SO HARD?!HOW CAN YOU EVEN FUCK UP MARVEL'S WOLVERINE SO HARD?!HOW DID SONY FUCK UP MARVEL'S WOLVERINE SO HARD?! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!IT'S FUCKING MARVEL'S WOLVERINE!!!!
Holy shit. When did he get so fat?More importantly, what is his name now?
Holy fuck tell me that's AI modified to make him fatterI won't give him a view just to verify it myself
He really need to either retire that look or lose weight
What’s this guys name?
>>748432214>>748432231I live in Florida and I have never met a single mexican over 30 who wasn’t fat.
>>748432146>yeah so anyway, i give it a 5/10 with a BAD ASS seal of approval!>ARIBA ARIBA ANDALE YOU PINCHE PUTO CHINGA TU TIOwtf did he mean by this
>>748432214Obese Obito
>>748432146Did he actually play the game this time or just take the top 100 posts of Reddit and turn it into a video again?
>>748432231That's Armenian Joe
That jacket doesn't even come close to zipping up
>>748432214>when did he get so fatwhen he turned 24 like every other latino
>>748432305The game literally plays itself. He even said it on the review.
>>748432214Peeved pedro
>>748432146This guy reminds me my fatass needs to lose weight. Holy shit what do we let ourselves balloon like this fuck.
>>748432146>HOW DID THEY FUCK UP MARVEL'S WOLVERINE SO HARD?!All Wolverine games sucked. He is fun in games like X-Men Legends and the beat'em'ups because those games are fun.
>>748432146What the hell man he has millions of subs.Surely he can afford the GLP-1s they are like 300 quid a month MAXIMUM at the highest dose, and not everyone needs the highest dose.Why is he so fucking FAT???? I am honestly worried for him.
>>748432316he never zipped it
>>748432214Liver failure lolcow Sancho
>>748432146> Inconvenienced Alberto opinion in 2026Don't care, I'm having a blast.
Isn't he a lefty?Even he disliked this shit lmao
>>748432146>all the YouTubers you watched 10 years ago are now old and fatIs this destiny for all gamers?
>>748432439He has some chud views on feminism and such, but he is far left in immigration and racial diversity.
>>748432146Pissed Pablo should lay off the chalupas for a while.
>>748432146zamn perturbed paco sure has put on some weight stress eating with all that TDS
>>748432146Look at that triple chin.
Holy fuck he really is that fat now
>>748432214Fat Fat
>>748432214Angry Fat Joe
>>748432146>other joe is jacked>other other joe is fat jacked>joe is just fatgrim
>>748432214Extrapolated Camilo
>>748432146He looks sick. Like he has some disease or something. Or maybe he's abusing alcohol? Just overeating wouldn't cause him to look like that.
>bettermanlike is so dogshit everyone is talking about humongous jose instead
>>748432337We don't all eat 6 tortillas with every meal, bro.
Maybe it's stress eating, since he's always angry and shit
>>748432548>TDSIs it really derangement if he is the president and does things he promised to do?
>>748432734Yea, his face doesn't look fat, it's more like bloated
>>748432214Perturbed Pedro
>>748432214Burrito Bob
>>748432214Enojado Enrique
>>748432368fuck OP this is now a /fit/ thread.it’s LITERALLY cico and getting off your fat ass to exercise at least 3 times a week, that’s it. i fought against it, you fought against it, all us fat fucks thought “ah whatever i’ll just lift harder and go for a run, i can out-train months of a sugar coated shit diet”. well shit, turns out you cant. muscle will never look aesthetic with a lump of blubber on top, and your cardio will hit a hard ceiling if you’re overweight.
>>748432146Bro seriously needs to lose some fucking weight.
>>748432146I'm nurturing a pretty sweet schadenfreude at watching all these annoying youtubers become 40-ish, because somewhere around there they realise just how empty their lives are, and their eyes become as empty as their souls. PewDiePie noticed faster than most of these guys, so he started prioritising more important things, even if he still does youtubing, so he luck a lot happier than other guys. I just hope the rest of them actually do something about it instead of just spiral deeper into their depressions.
>>748432214He has been on a losing streak shilling trash DC movies and trash games and chuds have been right every time. He actively hates half his audience and half of America, he has TDS.
>>748432779 i’m only taking the piss, broski
>>748432214Obese Oberto
>>748432146almost every big E celeb is just a griffer waitng to see how the wind is blowing before making a statement and even then they will never be hostile towards big studios because they don't want to burn possible future bridgesso i bet he actually really "likes" the story and how they made wolverine soft and gay and how they only had girlbosses constantly rescue him or order him around but zero cool or heroic white male leaders form the actual comic
>>748432214Enraged Large Man
>>748432146>>748432404the jacket goes from II to /\
>>748432214Loco Lardo
>>748432146>HOW DID THEY FUCK UP MARVEL'S WOLVERINE SO HARD?!By being Californian and woke
>>748433165I know, just pointing out that carbs are the real wall
>>748432146It sold over 2 million right away. How it is a flop? Compared to Hideo Kojimas latest "masterpiece" which sold same amount in a year.
>>748432214Angry JoeAlso dead meme
>>748432146He's not fat, he is middle aged. If he was thin, he would look even worse.
>>748433249Growing old can't be helped, but why do people have to get fat?
>>748433249>the jacket goes from II to /\Is this Loss?
>>748433278Stop eating, Joe.
>>748433278get a real job joe
>>748432214Enlarged Ernesto
>>748432214Big Guy
>>748433319No, it's gain.
>>748433270It cost so much to make it needs to sell 5-6 million to break even. How do you not understand that if you spend a lot, you have to sell far more?
>>748433385How much did kojima spend?
>>748433371>No, it's gainYou win today's crown, anon, congratulations
>>748433316As you get older, you lose facial fat normally from your face and you look fucking awful. If you get fat it offsets this aging look, so he actually looks better because he is overweight.
>>748433429
>>748432146he gets bigger every time I see himThat jacket used to zip
>>748433369For You
>>748432214Gordo Gregorio
>>748432146Time for a new jacket Gordito
>>748433423Kojima just got fired.There are two reasons to make a game for Sony, money and prestige. Marvel takes a huge % of the sales too btw, so this game is losing even more money than if it was god of war or something.There is no prestige for this game, everyone is making fun of it. So not only is it losing them a shit load of money, but they are being made fun off too. This is not a Bloodborne / spiderman moment.
>>748433429>As you get older, you lose facial fat normally from your faceYou shouldn't have gotten fat to begin with anon
>>748432514ITS CASH BANOOCA
>>748432146damn joe got big
>>748433385Probably more due to Marvel taking a cut.
>>748433483Is this the guy who's on a roll?
>>748432734>maybe he's abusing alcohol?He's a spic so it's highly likely.
>>748432146Imagine wearing the same shirt for a decade
>>748432146Haven't seen his face in yearsWhat befell my favorite irate joseph? Is this caused by some medical condition or did he simply get fat and started balding and covering it up
>>748433540You didn't answer my question
>>748432214Sloppy Joe
>>748433316>but why do people have to get fat?Because they don't change their diets and lifestyle as metabolism slows down.
>>748433620G Fuel is he's main sponsor now.
>>748433113It's not just that, dude's chest deep in culture war. He went to the front lines defending that shitty Supergirl movie, replying to every tweet trashing it. I'm sure that stressed him out a lot.
>>748433620Carbohydrates and alcohol consumption. Bloated neck fat is a sign of alcohol fat.
>>748432214Taco Tuesdays Tom
>>748433506
>How come the Mexican is fat
>>748433423Comparatively very little, 100 million to make Mgsv, and that includes the cost of creating the game engine. In today's money that's like 135 million, less than half of what Wolverine cost. Mgsv made double it's budget on day 1, so there was no waiting game to turn a profit, but Konami shit canned Kojima anyway, because they wanted to focus on lower risk phone games and pachinko. Konami arguably made the right decision at the time, but they've had to pivot back to gaming since Japan passed new gambling laws
I don't know why anybody was excited for a super hero game.I don't know why anybody wanted another wolverine game.I don't know why anybody thought the game would be good at all.I don't know why anybody is upset about the game being bad instead of just ignoring the game.
>>748432146Met him at Magfest one year. Jessica Nigri was a bitch and ignored me, but he was a pretty cool bro.He's got a fat cock
>>748433070I tried exercising once and my shoulders ended up becoming uneven somehow and now I have constant shoulder and neck pain
>>748432146I want to suck on his chorizo.
>>748433851It's a chipolata, anon.
>>748433553if you have no fat in your face, you're a skeleton face
>>748432214Aggravated Andre
>>748433698Makes senseShame, reallyEven if he lost the entertainment-factor for me, I still liked himHope he'll manage to pull back before he'll Ethanol Overjoe's himself
>>748433070Started eating healthier and exercising regularly around 2020, went from 218 to 171 lbs now. It's slow cause I don't really follow plans or whatever, not even going to the gym just using whatever I have at home. Boy, am I glad I stuck with it.
>>748433954>liked himI simply cannot like or respect anyone who wants open borders.
>>748432342Well, obviously, that's literally the first two posts about the game. His reviews are really just Reddit memes at this point. Obviously, the game is shit but I'm sure that every joke he made is just taken directly from some Reddit post.
>>748433836>I don't know why anybody is upset about the game being bad instead of just ignoring the game.because talking about shitty media can be as cathartic as talking about good media. Esp when it encapsulates all the problems with the industry
>>748433698he’s absolutely a frequent drinker, not “problem alcoholic”, it’s just part of his fat guy gluttony addiction
>>748433070>>748433842>>748433978Literally just go swimming for an hour and a half 4 times a week, forget the gym it's a meme, you'll fuck up your joints, swimming is the king of exercise, it trains nearly everything and doesn't put pressure on your joints.
>>748434143>German>Mobilenigger>Has a Reddit appHoly shit go zuruck.
>>748432214Engorged Enrique
>>748434230swimming really is the best option, but it's also likely the most limiting one in terms of availability
>>748432271In our fatass defense, humidity makes working out agony rather than just hard.
>>748432214Crunchwrap Carlos
>>748432146Jesus Christ, Jose
>>748434365What happened to all your HVAC guys?
>>748432271The ones who aren't fat, don't look like mexicans.
>Rotund Rodriguezwooah
>>748433978well done. sticking with it that long is the hardest part. everyone can have a phase where they can be “good” for like a year, but it’s surprising how fast you can undo progress, especially if you slip back into shitty old habits.>>748433842just balance out the other side, brah
>>748434256Go suck more taco dick faggot. Angry at the patriarchy Joe was never good.
>>748434445Anon, tropic latitude summers make air conditioning units explode.
>>748432362Still my favorite
>>748432146>5/10Dios mio...
>>7484337544000 CALORIES A DAY
>>748432214Gargantuan Gomez
>>748434683This is the future of America and it is beautiful.
>>748434107He's a retard who just wants whatever the Democrat party is currently pushing. If the next President was Obama 2.0 and closed the borders he wouldn't say a peep, because none of the establishment shills he trusts would be telling him to be outraged. The point is he has a woman's brain that needs to be told what to think. Servile people like him have a role in every society, but you should never concern yourself with their opinion on how things are run, because they're woefully misinformed and easily swept up by rhetoric.
>>748432214Swollen Suavemente
>>748434683ugly bastard protag if he real
>>748432214Jumbo Joe
>>748434365just not eating is how you dont get fati am fat and i know this
>>748432146Oi maen, it's Flabby Francesco
>>748432146I like how many of the usual suspects don't like the game, honestlyIt actually makes me enjoy the game more, despite the fact that it is just a generic brawler
>>748432214Birria Bendejo
>>748433249The /\ is for A is for Angry
>>748434998One could even call it an arcade brawler, am I right?
>>748432514This guy is a literal cuck.
>>748435118Pretty much
>>748433690The chuds are always right and it eats him up inside. I think he's currently feuding with the cabal of nerdrotic grifters, Stinkmeaner tier complainers who piss in every lemonade because good movies and games are bad for business, and they've been on a winning streak.
>>748432214Galled Gordito
>>748432214Latinx genetics are a brutal thing to behold
>>748434683>all smiles
>>748432214Chino Moreno
>>748432214Big Mac Joel
>>748432214He was actually Hungry Joe all along
>>748432214El Birrias.
>>748432146He look like he going to kill himself here
>>748434451Big portions are our culture, esse. You know you're in a Mexican household when the fridge is stocked with Tupperware full of the whole week's leftovers.
>>748432214andres the giant
>>748434683Seeing fat people smile makes me happy. They're like big babies.
>>748433429>takes the Philpill>looks souless in the process Ten Ton Tito knows what will happen if he cuts down too fast on the burritos.
>>748433249He looks like the Mexican Michelin Man
>>748432146what was his na.....wow that is chunky, damn.
>>748432214Seven Taco Sanchez
>>748432271In america fat people are the majority regardless of background, with the only exception being asians
>>748435224Hunter gatherer Amerindian genes were simply not adapted to handle Coca-Cola.
>>748434683I wanna grab his cheek and neck fat and jiggle it just to see how long it takes for them to stop wobbling.
>>748435462>when the white boy won't go home because his family doesn't eat
>>748435785Arctic nordic white genes aren't built to burn corn syrup either.
>>748435956Chipolita in the black tank top wants that white burrito grande so bad.
>>748434998>I'm having a blast!
>>748432305He never actually did what you accuse him of. He always plays the game he reviews, and usually completes them unlike other reviewers.
>>748436426Having fun is a foreign concept on this board
>>748432514>Married a woman with kids 10 years his seniorBeing old and fat is the least of his worries.
>>748432146What is going on with this dude? Why is he slowly turning into Jabba the Hutt?
>>748432214Hateful Jose'
>>748433316mexican curse
>>748432146Turns out he wasn't angry, just hungry.
cant he just get a GLP-1? what's stopping jose from dropping all that weight?
>>748435376>Hungry JoeSo perfect and simple
>>748436647Jack and coke
>>748434683>mfw this is not AI
It's amazing that his channel is still going strong. You'd think people would move on but his whole angry army bit has fans behind it
>>748432214Plump PedroRotund RaulSpherical Sanchez
>>748432146Why is he so fat now?
>>748436756>cant he just get a GLP-1We want Hangry Joe, not Wilting Willy.
>>748434683Imagine if the Japanese got their hands on this guy for hentai manga-based JAVs ... lol
>>748436870I could say the exact same thing about angry video game nerd
>>748433278Unfunny Umberto
>>748432214Energy drink salesperson joe.
>>748432214Agitated Alejandro
>>748432214Ridgewallet Ricardo
>>748436969Jack and coke
Furious Torta Pendejo
Is it true Dodgers fans are 100% Mexican?
>>748433754
>>748436970>hangry joefunnier than every other whats-his-name-again posts ITT
>>748432214Lord Hugh Mungus
>>748437313Yes, so are Chargers and Raiders fans.
>>748433316You're supposed to eat less after 30 but many likely just continue and thus gain weight.
>>748433270Baseless numbers from a source that just makes shit up. Game cost with marketing at least 500 millions, it would need 8 to 10 millions copies at minimum to break even. Most sales of AAA games happen extremely early on, this is a flop.
>>748432214Four Burrito Jose
I'm a beaner spic over 30 and I've yet been bitten by the fat gene. I eat, and eat, and eat, yet to gain a single pound, I'm basically a twink. My mexican friends my age are starting to look like their parents with big beer belly's and male pattern baldness, while I on the other hand a baby face and have barely aged. My family is white Hispanic so we all look Spaniard, white people either think I'm white or italian. Maybe the Spaniard genes has something to do with it idk. Latina's all start looking like they have a catchers mit for a face by the age for 35 and all their fat goes straight to their pussy, that and they're crazy. I don't see how people like joe can look in the mirror and be happy with being a fat slob with a double chin I'd be too emberessed to go outside.
this is definitely boozeThe fucked up hygeine, the fat body w/ thin limbs, blotchy skin are all pretty clear signs
>>748438267Get this nigga some ozempic
>>748438404>injected jew
>>748438267he's got the bloated face from all that alcohol
>>748438453But it's from Denmark
>>748432214Hungry Jose
>>748438267tbf jewtubers are usually so incompetent and retarded no matter how rich they are that I wouldn't be surprised he doesn't have AC in the room he uses to record and he is dying in the heat with the jacket and long pants on. His hair is even greasy as hell here.
>>748438595>everything I don't like is jewish
>>748437885>always been fat>just don't eat bro lol>alight I'm gonna fucking lose weight, at my age and size I supposedly need 2700 calories to maintain weight so 2000 a day is actually a diet for me>lost 10 pounds in 3 months, but now after 2 I've already stopped losing weight >well you see bro you have to watch your macronutrients and make sure you get 30% of your calories from x, and you need to go lift weights on a ABC day regimen 4 days a week and you also need to track your sleep and blood oxygen levels and...I already accepted I'll probably die of a heart attack at 40. I hate that I lost at life the second I was born, both of my siblings grew up eating the same shit with similar lifestyles yet they're not fat at all.
>>748432214Pissed Jose
For me, it's ninomae ina'nis
>>748439264You lost weight bro, that's progress, just keep going. The key is consistency, not gimmicks. Ignore the broscience and be patient.
>>748432214Irate Ignacio
>>748432146Its impressive that he cultivated an audience large enough to still be doing the same schtick for such a long time. I remember watching his reviews when I was 18, then I moved on and now I'm almost 34.
>>748432214Round Ricardo
>>748438637This is how I was starting to look before I stopped alcoholic. Greasy hair, oily skin, fat beer belly, that tired look in my eyes, and bloated face. I would be sweating my ass off doing simple tasks, summer time was hell. Fatso can't stop eating greasy mexican food and knocking back the cervezas.
>>748439554Rotund Rodriguez
>>748432514Yeah, your metabolism changes a lot in your 30s, before your 30s you can eat a whole box of moon pies and see no tangible difference, whereas in your 30s you eat just one and fatten like 5 kilos
>>748439264Dude I melted 40 pounds in two years just by not drinking and eating fast food every day of my life. You people say this shit and have a 5 pound bag of chocolate covered almonds within arms reach 24/7
>>748439264Go on 30 minute walks everyday, you don't even need to do any real exercise. I lost 50 lbs that way in one summer. If you're still drinking soda stop that shit, it's poison. I believe in you anon.
>>748439554>>748439746Rotund Retardo
>>748432214Porky Pablo
>>748439264The actual reason is that your body is evolved to be an extremely capable energy storage machine that doesn't know when or where its next meal is coming from; after a while your metabolism adjusts to stop you from "wasting" fat reserves on everyday normal existing if you've got enough calories coming in to maintain it.It fucking sucks (I am also overweight) but the only way is to eat less and exercise more.
>>748439747I had great metabolism in my 20s I could eat literally anything and it didn't affect me at all. As soon as I hit my 30s it changed and now there's a bunch of stuff I can't eat anymore cause it makes me feel like shit.
>e-retard thread>200 replieskys
>>748434998>barely any dismemberment in this piccringe
The game is too long.Its reached the tipping point of "oh... another combat arena... guess im still doin this"The 360 and PS2 were full of basic action games like this that are looked back on fondly but they also knew where to stop.
>>748440245Game length is clearly padded to make the price tag seem reasonable.
>>748433270We are talking about how fat Angry Taco Tuesday has become no one is actually discussing this dumpster fire game, keep up
>>748438267he’s built like me… i… thank you
>>748439241All it takes is some casual noticing
>>748432146joe you weren't supposed to eat the video games when everyone said they were slop
>>748440120Annoyed Andreas threads are a proud tradition on /v/, you would know if you weren't underage b&d
>>748440805i wish i was underage like you to watch e-retardsbut since i'm not. i dont watch your faggot boyfriend or any at all
>>748434758>the point is he has a woman's brainExplains why he never let's the other two on his show talk
>>748440863I don't think anyone under the age of 32 knows who Furious Fernando is.
>>748432146damn he looking BIG chungus now
he looks like a cartoon animal now
>>748433249/\ngry
>>748440863what >>748440994 saidYou might get exposed to him through some trending vidya topics, but it takes years of dosing yourself with Fallacious Flavio to develop a proper Stockholm syndrome for him
>>748432214Corpulent Carlos
>>748432214He quiero Taco Bell a little too much. Raging Rodrigo.
>>748432214Definitely not Delgado
>>748439769This, lay off the fast food and soft drinks and watch the weight drop, unless someone is unactive as a tree sloth then I don't know what to tell them
>>748432514In my head this guy is still the new guy on the block.
>>748432214Punished Joe
>>748439264focus on packing on muscle. more muscle increases baseline need to keep muscle. problem is, lifting DOES get boring for many and it is slow as all hell unless you use ball-destroying liver-destroying steroid drugs
>>748440980he’s still doing that?! i remember in like 2018 there was a little clip going around of him saying “yeh, i know i interrupt alex and OJ, im gonna stop doing that, heh”. guess not.
>>748432514What the fuck he’s actually huge now.I haven’t watched this guy since 2015, what the fuck happened?
>>748439264Bro the only thing that ever worked for me in 20 years was KETO and it's why I still do it. Keto kills the appetite and cravings. I don't gain my weight back because I'm hardly ever eating. Keto is the last line before you're hopeless and have zero willpower. I can't manage a diet with carbs as they always keep my highly addicted brain eating. On Keto, I often force myself to eat.
>>748432146grow your beard longer if you have 2 chins
>>748441581>ball-destroying liver-destroying steroid drugsYou can just use Creatine Monohydrate, which doesn't do it and still promotes muscle growth in your bodyRate might be slower but it beats snorting whey or plant protein powders or getting fucked up by steroids
>>748432214Seven "Pesos" Pendejo
just because the game plays itself doesnt mean you can sit back with 10 bags of honey roast popcorn and a 8 pack of beer, joe! do some pushups!
>>748432146This has to be an editI refuse to believe this fucking guy can’t afford Ozempyc
>>748441813oh 100%, creatine is awesome, literally free aesthetic gains when you get thin enough. just do be aware it can stress your kidneys even if you do drink a lot of water. but this is rare.
>>748432214Johnny Utah
>>748438267>lives with his bros playing, watching and making sloptent all dayWhy is he a sad alcoholic, that doesn't sound like a bad life. At least the hairline is holding up admirably.
>>748442223Probably sad cuz girls don’t wanna fuck him due to being fat.
>>748441902Well if Doug Walker's finances are anything to go by then no, Enlarged Enzo cannot afford ozempic.
>>748432214Alcoholic Anjo
>>748442369There’s way more money on the gaming side of YouTube than what Douge does
i thought it was a shop look it uphe is really that fat
>>748441139>when the insulin hits just right
>>748442223dude has been doing this shit for 20ish years, he's probably tired of it and wants to do something else with his life but is afraid to leave the free income.
>>748442223If you were playing all this AAA garbage you would drink too.
>>748432214Seething Samuel
>>748432514CADDYKEKRUS
>>748432146BLOATED BURRITOGORDA GONZALESMASSIVE MUCHACHOTEN TON TEJASGARGANTUAN GOMEZPLANET-SIZED PABLOCOLOSSUS OF CANCUNOBESE OMARPUFFED UP PABLOFAT FERNANDEZHEAVY HERNANDEZROTUND RODRIGOGREASY GUILLERMOANGRY ADIPOSE ARTUROSTOUT STEPHANOCHUBBY CHALUPAHUNGRY JIMENEZBOOZING BANDERES
>>748444032MEXICO CITY MONSTERBAJA BEHEMOTHTIJUANA TANKSIERRA MADRE MASSIVECABO COLOSSUS
>>748432514Gamers, yes. Movie critics, no.
>>748440159It depends on how you kill people if they get dismembered or not. There's plenty of dismemberment and straight up liquid vaporization of enemies into gobs of blood on the ground. I tended to rely on the kick against wall> barrage > health strike killshot to the face, which does not end with a dismemberment animation, it's all stabbingThe Triangle combo finishers will often cut both arms off if their health is low enough. The yellow flash parry kill animation will cut their arm off, and there's all kinds of critical strike animations that cut off limbs.
>>748432146Gen AI? Well I didn't see any evidence!
>>748445613Doug keeps on winningHe and the Nerd are the only ones from the old days of yt who are still doing ok now after all these years
>>748435135>This guy is a literal cuckwhat?
>>748445613movie critics are just bald, every single one of 'em. except for Jay from RLM. He must be siphoning hair from all the movie critics.
>>748432214
>>748432368Its the food we choose to eat in the first world. Extremely calorie dense but not filling
>>748432146HOLY MOLY, I bet he can't even close the jacket anymore lmaoo>>748432214Gordito Gonzalez
>>748432146>He really looks like this
>>748432146Because they cut everything interesting from the game.
>>748445941Why are you lying?
>>748446397That and the horrendous glitches.
>>748444691BAJABLAST BANDITO
>>748432214Tilted torta
>>748446397
>>748432146HOLY SLOPPY JOE
>>748446701You could even switch in and out of claws and fists in the middle of your combos for variety.
>>748446831You could even pick up different weapons and objects like liquor bottles and katanas to use as improvised weapons. Bottles could be thrown, and katanas had their own separate moveset.
>>748434746>futureMaybe in 2010
>>748446397why would you ever fist fight as wolferine?
>>748436647Eating, playing games and editing videos all day
>>748432146jostled juan
>>748446952There was also a limb health system. Basically, every enemy has a certain amount of health for the arms, and doing right or left attacks would do damage to that specific arm. Parrying and hitting R2 or L2 when your claws are out would do more damage to that specific limb. One you do enough damage to that limb with claw attacks, the limb would be cut off, which would be an instant kill for early game normal enemies, and only a slight inconvenience for the beefier enemies like the Resurrector (Fat Hand guy with a mace that can revive dead enemies), since it would remove the attacks they did with that arm. Felt a little bit like MGR.
>>748446132He's made reference to his wife's kids
>>748447480in theory this sounds way better than the generic shit we have now, it just depends on how it feels to play for multiple hours
>>748447597>his wife's kidsso hes a father now?
>>748432146Kinda surprised he is still around, never watched more than one or two videos throughout the years but credit where it's due, dude is a fighter.>>748432214He was always fat.>>748432652KEK
>>748439747This is an office worker myth, there's no great change in metabolism, as people get older they get more established and sedentary, they don't need to move as often and choose not to.Thermodynamics don't change when you pass 30, just a lot of white collar wages eat too much and drive everywhere they need to be.
>>748432214Hungry Hermano
>>748447652No, they're not his, he's the guy taking the hit while the father is out living
>>748434683absolute unit
>>748432146Hungry Hermano needs some Ozempic ASAP.
>>748433070Imagine being so insecure about your body that you start /fit/ (gayest board on the website btw) the second you see a fat person in an image.
>>748432146If Millennials hate Wolverine it really must be bad. Those worthless bugmen will eat any old slop as long as it has sufficiently high poz.
>>748447165A lot of reasons. Logan is a master martial artist with more than 160 different styles under his belt. A bare handed moveset could take advantage of that, and open up more variety than just the standard slashing and stabbing. The early build also let you stagger enemies by hitting them with fist attacks, which would open them up for Critical Strikes that do massive damage, or outright kill enemies and give you a bit of health back. Other enemies required you to use your fists to break the Adamantium armor off of them, or stun teleporting Hand ninjas for an opening, while others like the Resurrector only suggested that you use fists, since enemies that get defeated by your fist moves get knocked out, and can’t get resurrected.
>>748446397Imagine if they actually made a video game.
>>748432146Bro needs to quit drinking.
>>748448242
>>748448342
>>748448408
>>748448324Does he drink during his gameplay sessions? I mean, he is quite eccentric, but I don't think I have ever heard him start to slur his speech or anything.
>>748448312That would’ve bean neat, but unfortunately PlayStation only makes movies now.
>>748447735yeah i feel like this is pushed by past-their-prime dudebros who were thin in highschool then got an office job.>bruh i used to be able to eat like 10 pizzas and day and be skinnyyeah you walked every where, played sports for fun, and probably skipped meals while doing school and social shit. do that right now at 40 and you’ll lose weight too (not while literally binge eating 24/7 obv)
Gonna take a wild guess and say none of Joe's complaints have anything to do with the ugly women, dyke shit, Debra Wilson, or the forced gay subtext between Logan and all the men in the story.
>>748432214Wreck-It Clancy
>>748432146
>>748448961Ok watching his review now and to Joey's credit, he DOES remark about granny Deathstrike, and all the bizarre face scanning decisions for the characters (Logan included)
>>748448961>But what about my fuggin culture war!>i post tranime btw
>>748448961Debra Wilson isn’t the problem, it’s the lazy jackasses that refuse to let her be anyone other than herself. It’s easier to just scan her doing the mocap than actually coming up with a unique and memorable design nowadays, which sucks because she has decades of experience in tv and video games. All these characters are also voiced by her, but they don’t look like her.
>>748432214past the age of 25 you just let go as a mexican
>>748432214Chunky Guacamole
>>748449752Wait she was Crying Wolf?
>>748432146I wonder if he can zip that jacket.
>>748432146What does the S on his shirt stand for?
>>748449775Other Joe is also latino and has always been fit
>>748432146Remember when he lied about Halo 5's campaign being 4 hours long?
>>748449775Only if you let yourself go. Joe has no excuse for being an alcoholic binge eater.
>>748441705Yes he still does it
>>748447480What happens if you tried doing that with fists instead?
>>748450452A different effect would happen where Logan would break the enemy’s arm instead, leaving them unable to fight using that arm, and if they had a weapon in that arm, Logan would automatically take it for himself. I don’t think it got implemented in the test build, but it was a part of a 2022 animation test they had that also got leaked.
>>748432214I don't understand the power dynamics behind Felted Fernando. He seems like the master and those other two are just his servants who get handed the controller sometimes. The white Shreck type guy seems like the ultimate cuck.
Lmao he evolved into a fat beaner, what a weak willed pussy
>>748432368It’s not hard to figure out that you get fat when you do fuck all
The curse of the Geoff caused the man to having the no of thin
>>748432514He's not nearly as fat as Pissed Pedro, caddicarus looks average, that's a really unflattering shot
>>748432214Pedro 'El Cacodemonio' Sanchez
>>748450942I've done nothing my whole life and never been above 130. The key is to not be a gluttonous fatass in your mind and your body will follow.
>>748432146They were Sony lol lmao>>748432214Fat Nigga lol lmao
>>748450869>The white Shreck type guy seems like the ultimate cuckAngry Stuffed Burrito Joe doesn't even seem to like that dude, he lets other Joe take the controller, and talk sometimes. But that white dude he just sets there looking bored and annoyed, like a good cuck.
>>748449683Ignoring goyslop doesn't mean you won btw. It means you're a willful goy.>>748449752>Debra Wilson isn’t the problem, it’s the lazy jackasses that refuse to let her be anyone other than herself.She's a symptom of a larger industry problem, which applies to all voice acting and acting in general. Production companies continue to hire from a small pool of the same half dozen people. All the time. Everytime. The only time Hollywood changes actresses, is when they get too old. But then they can simply migrate to video games and get face scanned.
>>748446952Is that Logan’s Muramasa?
>>748447607What we have now is the Reckless Attack system. Basically, you just need to parry when you see a yellow attack, and you can cut their arm off and kill them instantly. One time for regular enemies, two times for Sentinels.
>>748432146https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1j7jmnW
>>748449972S stands for hope.It's gay.
>>748446952>katanas to use as improvised weapons.I'm pretty sure Wolverine knows how to use a sword.
>>748443001this
>>748451626Scroll all the way down to the end, kek my freakin sides.
>>748432214>Holy shit. When did he get so fat?The Far Cry 3 review>More importantly, what is his name now?Rambunctious Raúl
>>748451654That’s what I said. You could take their weapons and use them either as throwables or weapons with their own individual attacks and combos.
>>748432214Trump made him start stress eating in 2016, no I'm not even kidding.
>>748436202it's a perfect pairing
>>748451626/v/ is normie as fuck apparently.
>>748432214Siete Pesos Sanchez
>>748438267I'd probably be trying to drink myself to death I had to play modern AAA games for a living desu.
FOUR XLs
>>748439264Just not eating in excess will cause you to drop weight quickly then plateau because your body thinks you're starving, If you need 2,700 for maintenance you're better eating like 2,500 a day and exercising frequently rather than crash dieting to 2,000. All you're doing via the latter is nuking your metabolism.
>>748432368Just eat less nigga. Im seriousFor me i eat once a day and just fast for the rest of the dayHelped me a whole lot too
>>748446606And the hand holding and yapping
>>748432146VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, POST VIDEO GAMES!
>>748453416Calm down Joe
>>748451010did you have a stroke?
>>748439412>>>/vt/ranny
>>748434365Working out is for muscles, eating is for getting fat.
>>748434143>>748432305>german retard with incredible takes such as >if reddit says it it's wrongHe even called the game Wolverine, which suspiciously enough, is also the name reddit uses for this game, you austistic subhuman.
>>748432636>Fat Fatbest one
I just find it funny when ecelebs can't stay fit. What do you mean you couldn't find time to do ANY kind of workout but infinite time to stuff your face?
>>748432146Trump won.
>>748432214NIGGER NIGGER
>>748432514>2 hour video>take the one shot where his baggy clothes make him look fatterSad. Anyway he has a dad bod and thats aaaalright.Anyways I'm happy I have kids, people just assumenI dont care about my body anymore
>>748432214Malding Maricon
>>748432214poco loco
>>748432214Joe Linguini
>>748432146AND JOE'S BADASS SEAL OF DISAPPROVAL
>>748432214Angry Fatman
>>748432146>heavy breathing
>>748432146>>748433249He looks oddly jolly.. Time for a name change?
>>748449193FOUR (4) CHINS!
>>748432146Final Verdict300 lbs
>>748432514pewdiepie is still gigachad...
>>748449972Salad, which is very ironic
>>748457315AND a fatass seal of approval
>>748432214Starving Sanchez
>>748457409kek
>>748457547
>>748432214Fat Fernando
>>748453416People would rather bitch about a washed up fatass and spout the same jokes that stopped being funny years ago than discuss video games
>>748457854Joe is kind of based unironically Didn't participate in channel awesome drama Didn't feel any shame for being in all those shit moviesHes not that bad
>>748457976>Didn't participate in channel awesome dramaAnon I...
>>748457976RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>748432146is his jacket cut open on the back or did he get a new one?
>>748432146Too many tacos senior.
>>748457976Didn’t he defend Supergirl?
>>748458214>>>/vt/ranny
>>748436202Poetry.
>>748432214Titanic Thiago
FOUR...HUNDRED POUNDS
>>748432214Peeved Pedro
>>748441403kek
>>748432214Hangry Harry
>>748434683this is what epstein haters look like
>>748433249It's slowbeef!
>>748438267Kino Casino needs to hurry up and come back from vacay.
>>748432146Do all Latinx just get fat as shit after a certain age?
>>748434998Blasthaver detected
>>748432146why is he so fucking round now wtf
>>748461431He's an alcoholic and will die soon
