no she only wanted to talk about OpenBSD

Last year my sinuses were so fucking bad that i plugged my dualsense to pc with cable, went to some controller test website started rumble test and closed to website to make it vibrate forever and massaged my forehead with it.

>>748469293
>pic
This but with the warthog in Halo CE. Good times.

Why can’t I have a gf like this. I want my realistic VR world to escape to already

>>748469382
Hope you married her

Women are so fucking disgusting it’s unreal. Even hyperfantasized versions of them literally designed to be as ‘perfect’ as possible make me sick to my stomach. Holy fuck. If I saw this girl in real life and she tried talking to me about something as inane and retarded as using her playstation controller as a vibrator I think I would genuinely lose it on the spot and start beating the shit out of her because she obviously thinks so little of me that she somehow thought that such a retarded concept would be acceptable, let alone interesting, to me. Dumb whore. Stupid bitch.

Wish I had a bf like this

>>748469745
already taken (story of my life)

>>748469829
Wow I bet you dont have a lot of friends either

>>748469829
I sometimes wear my crusty cumrag shirt, it keeps foids at a safe distance so I don't have to experience something like that

>>748469916
There is about a 10% chance your talking about my wife. If your name starts with J stop being so pathetic man it's sad

>>748469829
If grinding on a rail in THPS caused a fleshy orifice to temporarily open up on your controller you know exactly what you would be doing in the park creator.

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>>748469956
Do you also cum and let it crust so you get the set bonus of both your undergarments and shirt being soiled?

>>748469956
This doesn't work if your attractive. If anything it makes them attracted to you thinking they have a shot. Gets old when you're taken

>>748469980
don't kid yourself

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>>748469293
The last experience i had playing with a girl i was like 10 and i backhand punched her like in one of those kungfu movies on sperg reflex because I was losing. Ruined our friendship

>>748469293
OP pic reminds me of that 4chan chick who fucked herself with a pink dualshock controller.

>>748469829
Literally all this. Wom*n literally disgust me so much I straight up just started jerking off to gay porn despite being straight

>>748471378
You couldve jerked off to anime or vidya porn and you jumped straight (not rly) to gay porn huh

>>748469382
>she
>>748469745
>her

>>748469829
if you cant even like 2d women i think youre just gay

>>748469293
Every single gamergirl who has had her own videogame console, has done this.
And who can blame them? They should.

>>748469293
Yes she beat my kilik in soul calibur 2 and I immediately fell in love.
I have never desired another woman.

>>748469293
Got invited to a girls house to play Sims 2 on her PS2. Shit was so fucking boring.

>>748472112
Did you end up getting her in the end?
Lie to me. I know how your story ends but please, just lie and let me pretend that at least one man fulfilled the fantasy of marrying a childhood friend.

>>748469293
I also used to hold the controller to my dick whenever it virbated when I was like 12

>>748469293
High school friend. Only really talked about Assassin's Creed (she had Italian heritage) and Skyrim.

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>>748469829
Somewhat marginally based

>>748469829
You can blame Twitch thots and their simps for destigmatizing whoreversharing.

>>748472334
Why would I lie to you on the internet? Of course it went nowhere.
It's a really tragic story actually and it's the reason I'm a sucker for romcom love triangle anime like toradora.

Also I know a guy who recently divorced his childhood friend wife after she got ai psychosis so it's not as if survival is assured in the long run.

>>748469293
When I was a teenager, my uncle lived with me and he was dating this gross skank and she was friends with this girl who was obsessed with Call of Duty and she let every single popular boy in school buttfuck her, it was like a rite of passage, you knew you were good looking if she let you do her in the butt. Anyway, she came over one time while I was grinding away in Dynasty Warriors and she played with me for a map. That's it.

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>>748469829
>t.

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>>748469293
All the boys in my neighborhood had computers and Nintendo consoles, while one of my friends had a cute older sister with a Playstation 1. Sometimes when we had nothing to do, we would just watch her play Spyro or Ape Escape or play Blaze & Blade together with that 4-player boomerang controller port. No clue what happened to her after I moved to college. I wasn't a hormone-plagued teenager yet, but she always wore midriff-baring clothing and her unusual belly button fascinated me for some reason.

>>748474301
This reminds me of that war footage in Ukraine or Russia or whatever where the female soldier leaves her hiding position and has this schoolmarmy stance to her, as if it would help, just moments before the bomb destroys her and the whole place. This modern world is so fucking dystopian.

>>748469293

>be 14 or 15
>girl I hang out tells me how about she used her brother's ps1 controller to masturbate
>she found out that mgs1 has vibration test
>they also have the vibrating DS1 controllers
>one day when she was 'sick' she decided to jam it in her hooha and hold the button to make the controller vibrate
>swears she did it long enough to cum and 'squirt a little'
>she also said she cleaned the controller like a 'crime scene'
>brother never found out
>fast forward later and she admits to masturbating Solid Snake / Liquid fucking Meryl

Now she's fat and married with a couple kids

>>748469293
extremely troon-coded comic t b h

Girls did not happen.

I did this except put it on my dick

>>748469293
As a child, I used to live near an older girl from Mexico and she would always invite me over to play her foreign games. I had a big crush on her, but she moved out of nowhere one day.
Not quite a child, but in high school my girlfriend was really into gaming. She often requested that we go head-to-head in something, and the loser had to give head to the winner. She also often picked games I was much better at.

>>748475269
>and the loser had to give head to the winner
Anon, girls don't have penises.