>All of /v/ is teleported into Super Mario Sunshine and has to 100% the game>Real-world human limits applyCould it be done?
>>748599159No.
Mario is a gay little pussy who fucks dogs
>>748599159>Super Mario Sunshinediscussion about retro gaming should be on >>>/vr/
>>748599159pinna park pirate ships are gonna be a holo/v/aust
>>748599159Obviously not. Even if you assume you could do the shit with fluud, how would you ever get the secret stars which take away fluud? How are you supposed to walk on an 80 degree angle sand bird flying through the sky
>>748599212>who fucks dogsQRD?
>>748599159Are we in Mario's position? I.e., we've ALL been accused of polluting the island?I say we storm the Pianta courthouse, lynch that big-nosed judge, kill any Pianta cops that get in our way, and leave on a boat. It's not like Bowser is actually going to hurt Peach, my plan isn't even immoral.
>>748599392these Game Boy comics were nutty, Mario almost dies from fucking radiation sickness from going into a nuclear power plant in New Jersey
>>748599159That would just result in delfino becoming new delhi
>>748599591>Isle Delhino
>>748599587Is that Master Hand trying to save him?
>>748599159The average mario jump would break your legs anon, no.
>>748599362sand bird is probably one of the more reasonable ones, you just have to stay on whatever side is facing up. only concern is if you can jump high enough for the coins and the last platform, or getting in the level to begin withpachinko's gonna be the real bottleneck. every last one of those coins will be paid for in blood. we're gonna send people up and just hope their body has a red coin on it when it comes back through the chute
>>748599159first I'd ask around where peach, then I'd find her and ask her what her deal is
>>748599747IIRC it's a worker from that power plant picking him up (the Super Mario Land characters all toy sized and spawned from a magical Game Boy stolen by a schizophrenic middle-aged man who does Tatanga's bidding in the real world).
>>748599159Real humans in the pinball level would look like Happy Wheels bro
>>748599159I think all of us would end up having gay sex
>>748599159Is there at least one FLUDD for anons to use? If not, that's an immediate nonstarter.
>>748599159Have you seen how many legitimate faggots are here now? Theres zero chance anything gets done
>spawn in to isle delfino>can't stop gooning to the hot piantaslmao we wouldn't get anything done
Gangrape Peach.
>>748599159Do we all get a Fludd or do we have to share?Barring that, there are obvious hiccups:>the G force of being launched by the pachinko machine would kill any real person>nobody can likely survive the Chuckster level either, as it requires being thrown at high speed into a wooden wall>no real person can get through Corona Mountain even if the ambient heat isn't deadly>the final boss is also impossible as it requires splatting onto a stone floor at terminal velocity several times>a real person can't hold his breath long enough for the Noki Bay underwater sections with just a fish bowl helmet>nobody on /v/ can outrun Piantissimo>Yoshi spin jump is OP and can help with platforming in levels where he appears but a real person will be uncontrollably dizzy after just one
>>748599159>Real life applies to shit like the pachinko machine, giant slide in the sky, sand bird, wiggler, giant eelno
Turbo nozzle into door.
>>748599159I would spend my time fucking the natives and relaxing on the beach
your run probably stops at petey piranha. You fall into the windmill and die there
>>748599159Honestly, if I got trapped in the world of Super Mario Sunshine, I'd probably just give up and live there.>infinitely respawning gigantic fruit (not the most diverse set of nutrients, granted, but infinite food is infinite food)>good weather all year round and tons of water, so it'd be easy to stay in shape>if somehow the issue of needing to find work (or otherwise some way to occupy your time) arises, there's a perfectly good harbor, an amusement park, an a hotel/casino, a beach bar, and a police station that could potentially use new staff (transportation back to Delfino or wherever you'd be sleeping would be less straightforward since you don't have Exit Level powers, but I'm sure you could arrange for some way back with the ferrys)>if you really need meat, you could mosey on over to Bianco Hills and kill the infinitely spawning Strollin' Stus from the goop spawnerIt wouldn't be the easiest or most glamorous life. But you could absolutely survive in the world of SMS if leaving is off the table.
>Real-world human limits applyAny game with a lava level becomes impossible to complete because the real world doesn't operate on "it's safe to be around as long as you don't touch it" like every video game except Metroid does.
>>748599786>when it comes back through the chuteYou mean IF
>>748599159Finally, I can pursue my true calling and train as a Chuckster
>Ambush Bowser Jr, beat the shit out of him and take the paintbrush>Can now complete most of the game easily
>>748599591>>748599630LMAO
>>748601035eh, doesn't really matter. iirc the red coins are all located in the slots, so either the body comes back with one or we didn't need it to come back anyways
>>748601120We can use the paintbrush to make waifus for everyone!
>>748600505>the G force of being launched by the pachinko machine would kill any real persondon't gotta come back alive, just knock the coins down the slots>nobody can likely survive the Chuckster level either, as it requires being thrown at high speed into a wooden wallthrow enough people until the mountain of corpses make a cushion>no real person can get through Corona Mountain even if the ambient heat isn't deadlylava corpse bridge>the final boss is also impossible as it requires splatting onto a stone floor at terminal velocity several timesperfectly possible, again don't gotta survive the splatting, just gotta be fat enough for it to work>a real person can't hold his breath long enough for the Noki Bay underwater sections with just a fish bowl helmetthis is gonna get meta but if the coins just get added to some counter instead of actually having to hold onto them long enough, just send one anon after each coin and have the last get the shine. boss is probably impossible unless we can somehow smash it's gold tooth open or better yet just kill it outright and have it float to the surface. maybe we'll tie weights to the anons from /mlp/ and see if we can get them to fall into it's mouth and kill it.>nobody on /v/ can outrun Piantissimowe aint racing him, he's getting floyded>Yoshi spin jump is OP and can help with platforming in levels where he appears but a real person will be uncontrollably dizzy after just oneinfinite flutter glitchin short, billions must die
>>748601603...nah, I like the give-up anon's idea more >>748600894
Gelato Beach alone is going to be a massacre with all the cataquaks launching people high into the sky
>>748601717OH SHIT! I forgot about those! ...I bet they'd cook up REAL nicely.
>>748601707>hrmm, i think i will not clean up the island and just chill
>>748599159gonna be honest this might be easier with 20 IRL dudes pushing the big melon than it was in the actual gameone or two anons will be crushed but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
>Jump into the cannon to get to Pinna Park>Shatter every bone in your body during launch
>>748601785it's been so long... i can't remember the context here. qrd?
>>748601785See? Like I said, we have to fight SOMEONE. It's either the Pianta cops or Bowser's army.
>>748601893I'm guessing all the pianta cops are also chucksters
>>748601850Glad that anon tested it out for us. The rest of us can swim.
>>748601864Because Bowser Jr. "disguised" himself as Mario (Shadow Mario) when polluting the island, the Isle Delfino police believe Mario himself is the culprit. I'm sure Mario would have cleaned the place up regardless but canonically he's under the threat of imprisonment if he doesn't resolve the problem.
>>748601864mario got framed in a kangaroo court and is legally required to clean up the island and get the shines back or else he'll be imprisonedi'm pretty sure that by the time shadow mario shows up mario's doing his thing voluntarily and not long after the residents of delfino stop treating him like a criminal, but it starts off involuntary>>748601921chuckster is a state of mind. even (you) can be a chuckster if you really believe
>>748601934Um... He's still twitching.Should someone put him out of his misery?
>>748601785I don't see their asses anywhere outside Isle Delfino (or the intro cutscene on the airstrip), and they don't do anything after that anyway. I'll just periodically lie to them and say I'm workin' on it, and go back to sipping my coconut water from my me-sized coconut while pretending it's rum. In case you couldn't tell, they don't seem super bright.
>>748599206>Real-world human limits applySir, there are gold coins everywhere and I could order endless scaffolding
the real question is what the state of isle delfino's tourism industry will be after the island gets fludded with the corpses of anons
>>748599159Well I have the rest of my life to do it, so maybe? But likely no. I would probably splatter myself when trying to ride the squid (if we even can) against some concrete pillars. Assuming that doesn't happen we would all cook in the volcano. There is no way we can withstand those kind of temperatures.
>>748602028anon's gonna start pulling stevestrats
This is a good thread. Thank you all.
>The poor bastards that have to deal with Eely-Mouth.
>>748599159fall damage would kill a lot of people, 100% it may very well be imposible yes, the final boss is impossible if you try to do it likein the game.
Okay anon, we’re at bowser, now it’s your turn to rocket nozzle ground pound.
>>748602034I was JUST about to announce my plan for the Anon Estates on the Gelato Beach front, comprised of simple cabins. Don't you faggots fuck this up for me with your constant corpse pile-ups and public buggery.
>>748599159No but I would fuck Peach
>>748599964If we can clog the hole at the bottom with the corpses of anons, we can eventually fill it up enough to grab the coins easy peasy. The main problem would be clogging that hole in the first place.
>>748601130nyeh eh eh
>>748602019yeah go ahead anon, lie and piss off the isle delfino pd. see what that gets you
>>748599509
>>748599159do we have extra lives tho
>>748599159What if we just didn’t leave and spent our days fucking Peach and enjoying Pianta island.I and MANY, MANY other anons would also fuck the local Piantas
>>748602089I am so glad I rigged the straw-drawing so I only got stuck with "red coins on the water" in Ricco Harbor
>>748602178You and I both know toadsworth would not permit that.
>>748602204 (me)>>748602216 (you)
>>748602231some would also fuck yoshi and the toads
>>748602231you're ending up gooper blooper fuckmeat
>>748602118We also have to consider that so many /v/irgins are probably obese or crippled and thus useless
>>748602327indeed, still we could probably get enough to reach the final boss? but the final level would kill anyone because lava.
Imagine sticking your dicks into the noki's shell after they go into it.
>>748602252oh Toadsworth is ABSOLUTELY going to be a dinner>>748602204They don't do anything or go anywhere after the intro after telling you to clean up the graffiti. As long as I set up home literally anywhere except within plain view from in front of the police station (where they'd see plainly that I'm doing no such graffiti cleanup), I'm GOLDEN.>>748602327part of why I've resigned to my fate and planning to just adapt to life in Delfino (and its surrounding islands)
can you imagine being drafted to do the pianta village 'floor is lava' mission.You either do a sick flip into flaming agony, or fall and die trying to hang on the grates under the village
>>748602204>>748602216Oh, I will be careful. That's why I'm baiting them into drowning in goop, not fistfighting them.
>>748602352Curious, would we die instantly or bounce around like Mario when he touches lava
>>748602401I’m going to cut a leaf off that giant tree and hope it makes a bridge.
>Man, this vacation is pretty great except for all the asshole /v/irgins crowding the beach
>>748602424following real world logic we would all die just by entering the volcano because how hot it would be even outside the lava
>>748602401we'll just do a massive bucket relay to put out the lava with the pondwater on the edges of the map
>>748602401Bro all you need to do is get to the river which is a completely safe route. You don't even need mario to do his sick flips to spread the water around. Just cup the water in your hands and toss it at the goop. Might take a couple of hours but you will be able to make it across without a single death.
>>748601958>>748601968thanks. at first, i couldn't remember shadow mario showing up so early and thought mario was cleaning up earlier than that. guess that was the case. i should replay as SMS is my favorite
If every anon has a fluud, would we be able to constantly spray down one unlucky anon with ice cold water fast enough to make sure he is not cooked by the lava? If we can build things, maybe we could line the ceiling with some of those things mario hangs onto at pinna park. If we can get that cool enough one of the anons can run across the top of it or swing from the bottom of it to the end. After all, if there is one thing we do not have a shortage of it is water.
>>748602696>If every anon has a fluud, would we be able to constantly spray down one unlucky anon with ice cold waterI wouldn’t trust anyone here enough. You would all probably just find it hilarious if i dived right on into a volcano thinking you’d keep me safe
>>748602680>i should replay as SMS is my favoriteBe advised, if you use an actual game cube controller with a peripheral you WILL be unable to play any older gamemaker game until you find and disable the device associated with that. Took me a solid six hours of troubleshooting before I was able to fix that. If you do go down this route remember, you need to disable HID Compliant Game Controller in Device Manager. It's how I got black souls working again a while ago.
>>748601785The police station is tiny, they won't stand a chance. Plus there's only 1 shadow Mario, it can't be everyone.
>>748601785
>>748602945kek what a specific collateral buganyway, i've not used a controller in many years. i'll just do kb+m but thanks for the heads-up
Even if by some miracle we make it to the volcano, we're super fucked. If the lava doesn't automatically kill us, the spike and fire area is still going to be too much for us. Forget the lava wooden boat that needs to carry everyone.Even if we get to all shadow mario missions to flood the plaza, I definitely think that's the impossibility.
Would we all be Mario or ourselves
>>748603049is it doable if we climb the outside of the volcano?the playthrough is impossible without expending four anons lives to perform the rocket ass landings to break the hot tub though
>>748603048reminds me of games that disable keyboard input if you have any controller connected.
>>748603165>is it doable if we climb the outside of the volcano?Fuck.How many Anon's would lose their life trying to navigate the lava until someone had that idea?
>>748603165what would climbing the outside of corona mountain achieve?
>>748603221Anon the clouds go up through the middle of the corona mountain. If we have an anon jump into the volcano then they will land on one of those very same clouds. Then they boost themselves back up to reach bowser!
>>748603221the strategy would be to reach the rim of the volcano and try to diagonally launch into the clouds
Does finishing a level automatically heal us? I think it might need to be a concession or most of us are going down. Or we need to be able to farm 1-ups.
>>748603323>>748603341idk thats something that would probably killl a lot of people, plus the volcano fumes would make anyone pass out, so you would need oxygen
>all those brave, foolish anons who ventured into a secret stage and were never seen again
>>748602954>Plus there's only 1 shadow Mario, it can't be everyone.The (((Piantas))) don't care about fairness or accuracy. The arrest, kangaroo court case, and "We've got our eye on you" bullying with Mario is part coping, part PR fuckery so they can pretend they've got the situation under control.I refuse to die fighting Bowser Jr. for the sake of an elderly tyrant's résumé.
>>748603358I don’t think there would be health or one ups
>>748603414at least the music is goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQMri29IJEIplus on the levels with the giant square watermelons anons can survive for a long time
>>748603323Can't we just build a bunch of fertilizer bombs and launch them at Bowser?>But that won't kill him because [insert calcs where Bowser is a million times stronger than Goku]Yeah sure but in this game he throws in the towel if his stone bathtub gets destroyed.
>>748603456i do wonder if we could just ask bowser jr and send bowser a letter or something asking to trade peach for a ride out of the island and maybe money? bowser would be fine paying people to deliver him peach.
>that one anon who died because he wanted to know what a yoshi's "juice" tasted like
>>748603502i feel like throwing bombs at him and his son would probably make him actually try to kill us, plus we could accidentally hit peach
>>748603414Secret levels aren't required to win the game. It's their own fault for wandering off from the group.
>>748603406It would and might kill a lot of people yes. But mathematically a 10% survival rate is still better then a 0% survival rate. By the way, since an anon is guaranteed to die during the ground pound how would we actually know when bowser is defeated? In the game Mario just fell onto an island and we only know we just defeated bowser because we were playing as him. Would we need an anon watching that island during our attempts to defeat bowser to know when to stop throwing Anon's into the volcano? Also for the Anon's who DO attempt to beat bowser. We need to make sure they are wearing something to keep them warm as well as make sure they have oxygen to breath. As shown in the ending, they are above the cloud layer and stars are very clearly visible.
>>748603552yeah what the fuck is yoshi juice anyway? is it just their stomach acid? is it actual juice from whatever fruit they ate?
>>748603603it isnt hard to just get someone on watching duty on that island yeah
>>748603590>Didn't read the OPWe gotta 100% mario sunshine bro, now go in and get thrown by a Chuckster. It's been thirty minutes and the last anon hasn't come back with a shine yet.
>drew the short straw for the SandbirdI'd say it was nice knowing everyone, but it wasnt.
>>748603649I always figured it was juice from the fruit
>>748603603Bowser's hottub has a giant shine sprite inside it. By the game's rules, the court would never drop the charges until they get that giant shine back
>>748599159>>748599159Nothing a phallanx couldn't fix.
>>748599159I guarantee you everyone here would be so shit at blooper surfing we wouldn't even be able to get any shines in ricco harbor that require it
>>748603649I always assumed it was literal fruit juice. After all considering the yoshi's instantly melt when entering water and turn into orbs when their timer runs out I don't think they are an actual physical animal. I think they are just a transmogrified fruit in the shape of a Yoshi.
>>748603603We aren't physically capable of performing the ground pounds needed to take out that tub's supports.
>>748603649>is it just their stomach acid? is it actual juice from whatever fruit they ate?its probably a mix of both>>748603675it melts the yellow stuff so it needs to be more than just juice
Sorry everyone, I'm off to go to Rogueport to swear my allegiance to the mafia and settle down with a boo girl. No hard feelings.
>>748603552>>748603649since he threw it up i always assumed that's exactly what it tasted like, bile.
>yeah i could totally do i->*slips*>*cracks my head open*>*dies*probably what'll happen to me
If I pull that tree off his head, will he die?
Can't we use explosives to imitate the force of a ground pound? We might lose a few anons trying to figure out how to tame a Bullet Bill but it's better than trying to bodyslam everything.
>>748604004It would be extremely painful.
>>748604060He's a big chuckster.
>>748604106>>748604106>>748604106>>748604106
>>748603810you can say you only want some ghost onahole
>>748600161There's gotta be, since it was laying on the ground at the start of the game.I wanna see some dumbass anon using the Rocket nozzle, or fail to keep their legs moving fast enough with the Turbo nozzle and eat shit on the concrete.Come to think, with the insane water pressure it would take for the Hover nozzle to even work, poor bastards are just gonna tear the back of their legs apart. Even the regular Spray nozzle sprays from right above someone's head, I don't wanna be the first one to test that thing's safety
>>748603709>I'M DOIN IT IM SURFIN THE BLOOPER! IM DOIN IT!!! IM DOI-AAACK *splats straight into a steel support beam*
>>748604004The roots of that tree are his brain
Fuck this, the whole thing is a suicide mission. I'm taking my chances and escaping to that island across from Delfino.
heres the plan>steal a boat>all go to the hotel>rush the stingray (our numbers trump the duplication)>enter the hotel>evict or kill all the guests inside>bar the doors>live in the lap of luxury forever with daily boo rimjobs
>100%Something something blue coins in Corona Mountain and convection killing us instantly. So no.
>>748604294>rimjobsfagbut yes the rest is a fine plan.
>>748599159>staying on isle delfinonot a chance. first plane to new donk city.
>>748604338even if it's a female boo?
I'd just go to the amusement park and goon to the sexy sunflower women
>>748604387yeah its not my thing, would facefuck one all the time tho.
>>748599159Are we able to exploit the game's world or do we have to obey everything by design?Cause if there's some body protection lying around, we'd take that stuffHell, we could probably end things faster by ganging up on Bowser Jr. during the Peach chase and stealing his brush for ourselves
>>748604347>anon watching two armed kremlings enter the cockpit as the plane nears the double donk towers
>>748603716Don't worry anon we already thought of that. All we gotta do is turn the nozzle upside down when falling back to it. Here here a demonstration of the concept I cooked up!
>>748603716all you have to do is launch an anon high enough that their velocity takes out the supportsiirc that was accomplished through fludd who doesn't abide by normal human physics, so we could absolutely rockets anons up and let them land on the stakes or whatever it was
>>748604294sunshine's boos are so wonky
>Anons screaming helplessly when they hover around with Fludd and be used as other Anons as platforms
make bombs then steal peachs plane to fly to bowser and bomb him
I have no idea what this thread is about.
>>748604571anyone here even know show to pilot a plane, i dont want to 9/11 the mountain
>>748604593How did you learn to write but not read?
>>748599159How much bullshit are the Piantas willing to put up with? I think we might have the advantage over Mario by being able to actually interact with the locals to come to group solutions to their issues.Assuming it doesn't devolve into anarchy.
>>748604593Finding the island near delfino with tribal koopa women.
>>748602874it's ok you'd respawn
>>748604723Anon you have met the chucksters, they would kill you simply for entering conversation with them. I have to assume they would tolerate 0 bullshit. However they don't seem to care if you steal their produce, Mario can freely run around and grab any fruit he wants so the same should be true for us. They would probably paint the walls with your body and demand another anon clean you up if they caught you littering.
>>748601603>don't gotta come back alive, just knock the coins down the slots>throw enough people until the mountain of corpses make a cushion>lava corpse bridge>perfectly possible, again don't gotta survive the splatting, just gotta be fat enough for it to workdamn we're gonna have to ration our fatties, they're the best at all of thismaybe we should have a bulking-focused training arc first
>>748604859nobody answered if we get extra lives or not
>>748604883I don't think we get extra lives, OP said "real world human limits apply". I think its a one and done for us.
>>748604883>>7486049231-up mushrooms are all over delfino man
>>748599159Probably the best thread on /v/ in a long time.
>>748599159I'll rocket nozzle storage and break my legs from the height.
Why are you guys trying to do this like cavemen?We are hundreds, if not thousands of humans, SURELY we can build stuff to help us beat the game instead of "pilling bodies" what the fuck?
>>748604923a shame, makes a lot of stuff quiteimpossible, most wouldnt even try fearing death>>748604960who would test if they work for us tho
>>748602401>fall and die trying to hang on the grates under the villagewe just need this guy, totally doable
>>748604989>who would test if they work for us thoThe first anon who speaks the idea aloud must be the one to test it. After all it was his idea, he should be the one to test it
>>748604986depends if bowser and bowser jr will just wait literal months for us to build shit
>>748605018well thats a shame
>>748604864This is going to devolve into a cargo cult of anonlets being fattened up and sacrificed to the volcano. Nobody really understands why this is done after a few generations of being stuck in Sunshine.
>>748604986Sounds like someone just nominated themselves for The Manta Storm level. Now get in the pipe
>>748605110i mean, i like the hotel anon's idea, so i would go ahead killing that shit, just need a lot of water.
>>748599159Definitely not. I'm pretty sure rocket and turbo nozzle would kill us, assuming you we were to even get FLUDD
>>748599228Fuck you
>get sent to fight the deep sea eel with nothing but a fishbowl for a helmet, and a logitech controllert-thanks
>>748605487yeah without actual external oxygen we all die, not even counting the water pressure
>>748604861>they would kill you simply for entering conversation with themBut they also don't give a shit if you spray them with high pressure water or jump on their heads, they just get a little pissy for a second. Since we know which ones are chucksters then we can just stay away from them.
Is there ANY REASON to get extra shines? In order to beat the game, you just have to beat the first 7 missions of each level. Then corona mountain opens up. It doesn't matter how many shines you have, so why even do anything else?
>>748599159Would King Boo still be aggressive if we weren't Mario? We could probably talk it out.
>>748605580Because "get 100% completion" is the scenario OP put us into.
>>748605580>All of /v/ is teleported into Super Mario Sunshine and has to 100% the gameSorry Anon, I didn't make the rules. OP did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4wiTaUSo0I hope we hear this each time we witness an anon die gruesomely
I don't think I single episode of Pinata Village is getting completed, even if somehow we can get up to the pipe on the shine gate. Giant Chain chomp, small chain chain chomps, being hurled at mach fuck by chucksters, fire just fucking everywhere, using giant dandelion fluffs
Fludd seemed to be very co-operative.Since it is an E. Gadd Inc product, some engineering anons could probably replicate it, give them an onahole, some arms and legs and a radio, while anons act as mission control for their RepliFludd.
>>748599159I used to have nightmares about the bowser boat that appears before going to Pinna Park. They were so frequent, in fact, that my heart still jumps whenever I see it. So I would politely ask everyone else to do that cutscene while I hide in a piantas skirt and eat her pussy
>>748605629>>748605634No I was just asking about the game in general. What is the point of any extra shines? In mario 64 you needed 70 stars to beat the game, so they were mostly all optional. mario sunshine has the mandatory shines and all of the extras are just there I guess.
Best strat would be to just steal the paintbrush from Bowser Jr. That seemed to give all the physical abilities of Mario and let the user levitate, that would instantly solve a lot of problems.
>>748606042What's the point of playing a video game at all? It's because it's fun. It's all optional you fucking dumb retard. I should rape you
>>748606042The more you get the brighter the game gets
>>748606042>What is the point of any extra shines?More levels and objectives primarily. If that alone is not incentive enough to have you play them then chances are you do not find the mandatory parts of the game all that fun either.
>>748605027>finally finish building our weapons>scale Corona Mountain>Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Peach are nowhere to be seen>they finished their vacation
>>748606231pretty much yes, plus bowser probably already put another baby in peach
>>748605764I had a crush on FLUDD as a kid (still do) so I support this.
>>748606112I like this idea.
>>748606280Can't have that much of a crush on the poor super soaker if you are willing to physically modify it and debase FLUUD in such a way.
>>748606348AM literally crashed out because he couldn't have sex, FLUDD will be grateful for the cunt and siblings.
>>748606512>im so fucking cool and smart because I referenced a Reddit ass book everyone look at me!!Go fuck yourself I hate you >>748605585HAHAHAHAAHA YESSSSSSS I WOILD LOVEEEEEEEEE TO HAVE 5 minutes alone!!!!!!! HahaLegit games
>>748606615>Go fuck yourself I hate you>t. AMI'll build you a rubber cunt ASAP it's OK baby
>>748606231it would probably be better to just ignore the plot and find a place to stay
>>748599159i am not an engineer but i don't think a FLUDD device like in the game is really possible, at least for hovering in the airjust having two jet streams pushing down from your backpack with enough force to keep you from falling would just immediately make you start forward flipping as there is no balance from the front
>>748607286something like it already exists but yes its really hard to controlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyboardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JetLev
>>748604864>maybe we should have a bulking-focused training arc first>TRYING to be the guy who's gonna get ping ponged around in the pachinko machine
>>748606042you get a postcard
Can't we just bring a pile of regular balls into the pachinko level?
>>748607612sure anontake your balls and get reeeeeeal close to that jump pad. make sure not to look back!
>>748599159Is the rest of the Mario world "real" here (i.e. Rogueport existing for the Lahla/Peeka anon) or is it JUST ingame assets available?
>>748599159NoYou can't be as close to lava as you need to be in the volcano boat section
>>748607683If it's the whole Mario universe then you'd be able to cheese it really easily.>Temporarily leave Delfino>Go around to all the locations of other Mario titles, farm tons of powerups and bring them all back with you>Use them to get every Shine with ease>Gets even easier if you take into account the powerups from Wario, Yoshi and DK titles since all their games are in the same universe as Mario
>>748599159My legs would get fucked at some point.
>SHINE SPRITES ARE NEEDED FOR OUR WAY OF LIFE>authority turns a blind eye to the single tanooki hording 20% of them for a Blue Coin ring
>>748599786>sand bird is probably one of the more reasonable ones, you just have to stay on whatever side is facing up...how the fuck is that reasonable?
>>748607797I would just call in Luigi, Wario, real Yoshi, and maybe DK, and then jerk off
>>748608005If a single individual is capable of acquiring 20% of what is directly responsible for sustaining your way of life I do no not think they are capable of arresting him.
The convection will kill us.
>>748608794He's right fucking there. Send everyone.
>>748604294I would risk getting shocked to death by the nightmareish manta rays to get licked by those boo sluts.
WHAT IS WRITTEN INSIDE? We need to get into that safe, anons.
Can I take a gun?
The special stages with the a capella music would require extraordinary athleticism and even then it would still be very risky. Think of them like those game shows where the contestants have to pass through the obstacle course only it would be deadly. I also feel bad/laugh my ass off at the poor anon who first talks to the chuckster without realizing what's about to happen.
>>748609454I imagine a group of anons watching from sidelines as the zoomer, who had never played sunshine, approaches a chuckster
>>748609091Sir...The entrance...All of the Anons sent have clogged it...
>>748609673>an entire crowd of anons in the plaza vanish on the spot after someone points up into the sky and yells "Whoa look at that!"
>>748609830dont you need to be ina specific spot for taht to happen?
Listen I've been practicing Mario's moves since I was a kid and I have anger issues so you guys all chill out & enjoy the island while I 100% it all by myself and then I'll personally execute Bowser JR, cook & we can eat him for dinner.
>>748610517this right here was the first anon to die after being eaten by the first polluted piranha
Can I wash the poo away with my piss?
>>748599159I'll protect the princess!
>>748611000no
>>748611364from what?
>>748613120from dying of heatstroke of coursefirst thing's first, time to get naked
>>748599159The first couple of shines are actually pretty easy but once we get to the first obstacle course we're fucked. Yeah we can gangbang Petey Piranha but I don't think we make it past a parkour with multiple jumps. It's not like we can build a bridge out of anon bodies either because you fall down a bottomless pit.
>>748614821>Yeah we can gangbang Petey PiranhaI fail to see how this would be conducive to earning the Shiney, but most anons are probably in anyway.
>>748605585probably
>>748599159>throw bodies into the lilypad river to walk across>they just fucking dissolve
>every anon is making up sacrifice or building plans for bowsers level >implying we don't go full demoman on him and his hot tub
>>748601968>even (you) can be a chuckster if you really believeGuys I think we just unlocked a new strategy for some of those "impossible" shines
>>748603552qrd?
>only one anon can do the mech bowser coaster fight>itll just be like the 'sunshine in 2026' video with everyone nagging the attempting anon
>>748620096you're not getting any
>>748600894This. You guys go ahead and try to beat the game. I'll just stay here forever
>>748600894Dont forget the Tennis court
honestly, about half of the people there would split to gangrape peach, another big chunk would try to kill the government and the few autists left who actually want to get things done would get softlocked by the two retard groups
I just remembered the nightmare that is blue coins. We will NEVER leave this island.
>>748627210I will never 100% Sunshine because of these, how are you meant to track them? So miserable
>>748628454It wouldn't be so bad if some coins weren't mission locked. If you are playing without a list, you WILL have to reload multiple missions until you find it.
>>748599228Afraid that threads about actually playing games will push your gatcha threads off?
>>748602069If gold is everywhere then the economy is fucked. We would have to pull our coins together. The optimal solution would to befriend the Yoshi. Make them do the work
>>748631424My first thought was banging Yoshi. I think I'm too far gone.
>>748599212dinosaurs*
>>748599159death by pachinko
>>748599159We could get enough shines to get to Corona Mountain, but traversing the lava river would likely be fucking impossible and the battle with Bowser would also require a ground pound height is absolutely fatal to the average person.
>>748605110Haven't played the game for a long time but couldn't you just get in one of the pools or the water at the beach and splash around until the rays are all dead?After that you could just take your time cleaning up the shit everywhere
>>748605585>hash things out with king boo>he lets you hang out in the casino gambling and eating fruit all day
>>748607286I'm pretty sure even in the game it has a gimballing nozzle for stabilization.
>>748609454No human athlete could ever be capable of some of the maneuvers Mario makes unassisted, 30 ft long-jumps, a vertical backflip over three times your own height, not to mention the actual physics-defying shit like spinning so fast you can actually create lift or slamming the ground from jumping height hard enough to shatter brick and mortar.
>>748599228i HATE this poooostttt FUUUUUCCCCCCKK
>>748608337because it doesn't require any insane feats of acrobatics, you just have to stay on top of it as it rotates. the only real issue is predicting where it turns>>748608005the raccoon refers to the shines as "THAT", it's clearly illegal and he's just hiding them
>>748599159Do I get my own FLUDD? If so, I’d just inflate Petey and turn him into my own personal fuckblimp.
>>748599159Run's over, /v/. Nothing could be done.
>>748627210We have tons of anon's, finding all of the blue coins will probably be a whole lot easier simply due to multiple eyes looking for them.
>>748635015That son of a bitch knew what he was doing, he clogged up the pachinko just to piss off the Nintendo fanboys
>>748600894There are birds, squid, and fish. You would not go hungry, nor would it be a too one sided diet.
Assuming we can enter and exit levels somewhat freely so we don't get stuck in secret levels, I think it's really doable.Keep in mind 100% is based on getting 120 shines, the blue coins are technically irrelevant. All you have to do is overpower the tanuki guy in the boathouse and you can skip most of the danger. Once you have all the shines, you could probably scale the exterior of Corona Mountain and avoid the heat of the lava killing you.
>>748603165Just everbody jump and stomp the ground at the same time like in Toy Story 2
Delfina plaza has a fucking howitzer or w/e, can we just shell bowser to death please.
>>748637191We don't even need to jump just all of us 400 pound hackers clumping together is enough to tile the thing.
>>748599159How the FUCK are we surviving Noki Bay bros? Or fuck the ghost Stingray in Sirena Beach.You guys are on your own I'm just going to treat this as an extended vacation.
>>748599159OP use a tripcode if you are answering questions.
>>748599159All of us together could definitely eat that watermelon.
>>748638107the manta only splits into 96 mantaswe have the numbers and the retard strength
>>748620096the juice yoshi spits in this game melt stuff
>>748635937I mean you're still scaling up an active volcano. Speaking of a volcano, can't we make a shit ton of gunpowder? We can use Electro Koopas and the Birkeland-Eyde process to make Nitric Acid, raid the pool room in Hotel Delfino for Potassium Chloride, and then make Charcoal and get Sulphur from Corona Mountain. We could definitely make rudimentary explosive devices and fire arms.
>>748635015is this OC? On my /v/?Based lmao
>>748599159How many is "all of /v/"? All of the currently in 4chan /v/ or all who ever post on /v/?
>>748635889>catch a bird to eat>as I sink my teeth into its delicious flesh a blue coin breaks my toothFuck
Bros, I somehow ended up in the Beta version of Mario Sunshine...
>>748640426anyone have dental insurance on the isle?
>>748599159>Real-world human limits applyIf that means we can't jump like Mario, no, it couldn't be done. What are we supposed to do? Form 10 person ladders of anons just to reach what Mario can in a triple jump?Also, Chucksters are going to fucking break all of our necks.
>>748642471>Chucksterscover yourself in pillows from hotel delfino to absorb the impact
>>748627210Fuck the blue coins, we're taking the tanuki out
>>7486386461 Manta per anon sounds very doable.
>>748603456What other cases happen on the fucking isle that needs a full time judge and court. What are these asshole doi- >I'm a chucksterOh right murder sorry got it.
>>748640406>Posted on /v/ in 2009>Has since become a family man with a loving wife and two kids>Great job and life>Gets transported into Super Mario Sunshine because he interacted with the cursed site over two decades ago
>Get sent into the wrong game>Stuck watching mario quantum tunnel through universes and analyse if he can complete levels without pressing any buttons for months on end. Please kill us. Turn off the console.
>>748642471>Form 10 person ladders of anons just to reach what Mario can in a triple jump?If ant's can do it, so can anon's.
>>748599159>All of /v/ is teleported into Super Mario Sunshineaw fuck, poor peach
>>748645696Ant's can lift 10 times their bodyweight. I'm pretty sure I can't do that.
>>748645849Get to lifting, anon
>>748603703why don't you just get big wagons and pour sand on these guys? that'd work.
>>748604347that doesnt exist in sunshine. it's going into games machine rules where you're going into the game and not the world of the game. It's just isle delfino.
gimme an hour alone with peach before anyone else and I'll volunteer myself for whatever retarded suicide scheme you guys come up with for the first bullshit shine sprite
>All of /v/ is teleported into Super Mario Sunshine and has to 100% the game>Real-world human limits do not apply but every anon is now a Strollin' StuCould it be done?
>>748646795Can I re-roll as that one bird that shits?
>>748599159Shut up DSP!!
>>748599159More than half of the thread would just try to fuck Yoshi.
>>748646795If we all worked together, we could make a giant stu stack and sequence break everything.
>>748603709a sufficiently large Stu Stack would let us ignore the bloopers entirely.
>>748604041just make a stu stack and yeet the top one off so they land on the switch lol
>>748599591>>748599630K E K
>>748607612dude. We ARE the balls. Everyone just needs to sac into the launcher. Easy win with no deaths.
>>748608337I've balanced my wobbly ass on weirder angles.that came out wrong.
>>748601120>>748601202>jump bowser jr like a pikmin swarm>first person to get the brush draws superpowered anime waifus who love us>they complete the rest of the game for us (in the hopes that we propose to them)The perfect plan
>>748644931>Now has to join forces and work together with a bunch of low funtional autistic virgins in order to go back to his loving family Kino premise
>>748600894You forgot the best part: finding love. getting chuckjobbed by hot pink slam-piantas[/spoilers]
>>748648596ctrl+S for spoilers anon
>>748599228This post has lowered your izzat
>Immediately strip naked, start masturbating while saying "Rape of Nanking happened" until either the age rating or nintendo themselves go into the going-into-games-machine to serve me a cease and desist. >Crush their skulls with my huge 5foot 11 proportions and lead an escape through the portal.You're all fucking welcome.
>>748599764
>>748648959grazie dottore
>>748607797Send someone to get transformed into a Human Helicoptor hybrid from Yoshis IslandWould you turn back? Would it hurt?Theres gotta be someone here who can volunteer, its probably their fetish
>>748599159Does an anon picking up a shine or coin instantly transport it to some sort of comunal pocket or do they have to also take the items with themselves outside of the level?
>>748649116>Keep finding people who willingly will go to yoshi's island>They never come back>All we can hear is a growing distant chorus of "haha" from the island.
>>748649481
The average watermelon is about 10 inches and weighs about 15 pounds. Taking square cube law into account, this watermelon would weigh almost 30 tons. How many anons do you think it would take to move it?
>>748649612It's time we call an old friend. We'll just need...quads.
>>748649481Entire legions of anons would be egg'd willinglyAt least we wouldnt have to worry about food
>>748607683I dunno manThere was that group of anons who took a boat out from Ricco Harbor but they've been gone for an awfully long time...
>>748599159I chill out on Gelato Beach go snorkeling in the coral reefs.
>>748599159Nigga we are NOT beating the manta storm.
>>748652165nigga yes we ARE now put on the fucking FLUDD
If a party of anons wipes on either a secret or normal level does it reset or do the corpses remain?
>>748645801Peach can fight for herself just fine.She's just enjoying Bowser's company.
>>748605070>ywn be the guy responsible for fattening anons up with fruit into immobile human offerings so every chuckster on the island can collectively yeet them into corona mountain as a sacrifice to delfino's ancient godswhy even live??
>>748652949When someone dies, their corpse unceremoniously flops out of the graffiti back in delfino plaza
>>748652949Level reset simply implies that some time has passed between Mario grabbing the sprite and Mario leaving the level.
>>748652949>everyone has to share the same amount of lives
>>748599228it's not about retro gaming it's about having a going into games machine
>>748653514we are so FUCKED
>>748600894You just need to eat more fruit. This is 30 bananas. Combine that with a fish (singular) you hit everything.
>>748653514Holy shit, they made a game based on this thread!
>>748599159>Real-world human limits applyNigger the plane would crash and burn right in the beginning because of the ridiculously short runway and I'm dead before I can even do anything.
>>748649710Rollan
>>748599591Top jejI think a lot of anons would be surprised how many of their brothers are Ind*ans
>>748635015Fatlus bricks another run, RIP
>>748599786stop using vidya logic we're humans we don't have to solve the game nintendo's way we can craft ropes ladders and parachutes
>dozens of /v/irgins fall to their death attempting the sky bird level>lemme tell you something. If I was on that Sand Bird… with my Yoshi, it wouldn't have went down like it did
>>748599159Your patience would need saintly limits
this fucking thread is pure gold
>>748654010>stop using the logic of the world you’re transported inCant really do that
>>748644947hold on this is actually kino
>>748654010>Hey anon, I just crafted you this parachute. Try it out.
>>748599159>>Real-world human limits applyAre you stupid? None of this is feasible
>>748648298it would be way too many people, millions have used this website, we wouldnt fit in the islands.
>me, a cripple in crutches soaking up the sunrays and getting sucked off by Peach while anons drown and fall into the infinite blue sky void from the sand bird
>>748649605thts one cute yoshi
>>748604129Kek
>>748599228https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>748609830>Spawn into Noki Bay blinded for life because I had to look directly into the sun to teleport there
>LOOK HES A CHUCKSTER >SHUT UP SHUT UP>20 YEARS AGO WE’D HAVE YOU HANGING UPSIDE DOWN WITH A GIANT PEPPER IN YOUR ASS>YOU CAN CHUCK YOU CAN CHUCK>WELL CHUCK HIS ASS OUT
>>748656289Wanna get in on the ground floor of >>748602140? All it'll cost you is either 50 coins or let me have Peach for half an hour of tittyfucking.
>>748644786>Oh right murder sorry got it.Most, if not all, Chucksters are in special stages arent they?Do you think maybe they go there to hide out because they're unrepentant killers?
Best thread on /v/ in a long time bros
>>748658124maybe the special stages just take place inside some fucked up maximun security prison dimension
>>748660164That makes sense, isnt the "police station" the two Pianta's guard a portal to a special stage for the jet nozzle?>Refuse to do what the Pianta's tell me>Chilling, sipping coconut water on the beach in plain view thinking they wont do shit about it>Two piantas in police uniforms march up to me>"Anon, I thought we told you to get to work cleaning up is isle?">Tell them to go fuck theirselves, this is a kid's game, they're too pussy to do shit about it>Pick me up and chuck me into some doorway that looks like it leads to infinite darkness>Come out the other side hearing acapella music>Standing on a platform in an endless abyss of stars and kiddy railroad tracks in the far distance>Booming voice behind me startles me but I cant turn around quickly enough to see the source>"IM A CHUCKSTER!">Thats the last thing I hear before my testicles are in my chest as I go flying at mach 5 into the endless abyss
>>748660021Less posting, more platforming!
Guys how are we supposed to defeat the wiggler? We only have access to the hover nozzle at this point so I don't know how we are supposed to reach terminal velocity before hit his week point. If we have one anon spraying the sprouts and a few anons in the trees or on top of building we might be able to make it work but even then he might just get up faster then the anons can land.We HAVE to beat this guy before we have access to the sandbird
>>748655427
>>748600894>if you really need meat, you could mosey on over to Bianco Hills and kill the infinitely spawning Strollin' Stus from the goop spawnerYou mean those things that turn into a poop stain when they hit the wall? You sure you want that Stu meat?
>>748662115Yoshi can butt stomp for us, right? You'll probably get ejected at mach speed when he does it though.
>>748662115We need an anon who transported with us to have Legos in his pocket or something kek
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck OH FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMMMMMmmmmmiiiii...
>>748599159I feel bad for whoever would get the role of Mario.
>“Oh, hi there! My door's open, and there's nothing to be suspicious of... How about a game of jacks? Ha ha ha ha!”
>>748599392If realistic humans can lay out Mario like that, we'll curbstomp the Koopa Troop.
>>748660725yeaah
>>748662115throw rocks at it
>>748665601Honestly, I have never played a game of jacks in my life. I would take her up on that offer, it would be a novel experience.
>>748604294>midway though sloppy kiss makeout sesh with boo at the daily orbfucker orgy>recognize this boo as the one giving the other anon a rimjob not 10 minutes ago
>>748640587nice dress, fag!
Remember, anonsWhen you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation.
How the fuck do we deal with the chain chomp? This guy is massive.Also, is anyone here athletic enough to beat Il Piantissimo?
>we never got the timeline where sunshine was finished as intended and there are twice as many levels
The majority of us would die in the pianta throwing level. Is that a risk you're all willing to take?
>>748646795I've always thought these are filled with chocolate.
>>748670308Just kick the shit out of this guy for like 8 free shine sprites he's literally like 3 feet tall, whats he gonna do?
>>748671348That's true. Perhaps that's also how we bypass the blue coins. Just gang up on those thieving tanooki fucks and force them to give all their shines to us
>>748599159I feel that the Mario 64 hypothetical was more fun because the worlds were very surreal and lacked coherent logic. Mario Sunshine involving shit like the volcano instantly kills the dream of anyone surviving. Sunshine is also all in one world so there's never the constant threat of needing to collect the star to get back to the hub world, which led to interesting hypothetical strategies like redoing a completed star over and over to collect materials and rations.
>>748671531Have people definitively figured out how to beat Mario 64 as a human? Bowser battles automatically make it impossible and there's no getting past Fire Sea heat
Anons would refuse to clean up the goop because they don't want to be jannies who do it for free and then they all collectively get thrown into the slammer by chucksters
>>748671615But the jannies are with us.Finally, their lives have meaning.
>>748671683That's a good point. Even so, there's no way we would clear the lava boat level unless crossing it one by one
>>748602140>public buggery.On any other website I would think you were speaking figuratively.
>>748668971Damn, those licky boos dont just stab at the rosebud either they...SLUUUURPTake a full fucking lick of anon's entire crackThat kiss probably had hair from anon's ass crack in it
>>748670308The chain chomp is probably the easiest Pianta Village one given we dont need to throw lifeless bodies at this episode.Just gotta get the chain chomp chained again, then keep him cooled down long enough.
>>748653514Honestly, we could have a number of anons dedicated to just farming 1-ups to mitigate that.
>>748671531There was a super Mario 64 hypothetical? I am going to have to look for that thread in the archives, if it's anything like this one it should be a blast
>>748672801The problem comes from needing to drag the chain chomp, how many anons would it take to pull that massive metal beast into the pool?
>>748599159I definitely do not think real humans can hover or gain height with FLUDD's hover without upping the pressure so much you risk slicing off your legs so no.
>>748673007It's a 20 foot iron ball, so that's about 2 million pounds that we need to drag into a pool
>>748646795iirc some of them can fly so it'd be easy af
>>748648042>Easy win with no deaths.>anon gets shot up at the speed of mach fuck to crash into the ceiling and bang on the pegs on his way down before splatting in the chutes, assuming he doesn't just fall in the voidi HOPE it's lethal
>>748653514>that one anon that keeps dying trying to fuck all the indigenous life on the islandSTOP TRYING TO STICK YOUR DICK IN THE ELECTRO KOOPAS, IT DIDN'T WORK THE FIRST SIX TIMES, IT WON'T WORK NOW
>>748599159I would have sex with Bowser and then Bowser Jr will have two dads
>>748654010how in the world do you expect to even get into the pachinko machine, the only way leading up is the jump padyou can MAYBE use mountain climbing gear to stick into the walls until some dumbass shoots himself up and knocks you off on his way down
>>748662115just have enough fat fucks climb up and he'll die from the combined weight alone
>>748675571This and I feed both of them Fawful's hyper-caloric food.
>>748673558ngl its probably mostly hollow
>>748675585We discussed this already. The jump pad will surely kill you but if your corpse collects a red coin you'll fall back to the start where someone else can grab it
>>748672942It happened long ago and they were great. I remember discussions on stuff like skinning goombas to make clothing to survive in the cold worlds
>>748671610you can absolutely do the bowser battles, literally the same as in the real game if you're ass at throwingjust drag his ass into the bomb. might have to sacrifice a couple anons cuz we can't swing him, but if we get him close enough and then have one of us jump into the bomb it'll be fine
>>748675719i know cuz im the one who suggested it, this guy thinks we're gonna somehow either build a ladder into the machine or use a parachute to not die on our way downeither way he is retarded and i nominate him to get kicked into it first
>>748675756how can we drag him? touching bowser makes us take damage, unless we're ignoring in-game mechanics like damage animations
>>748675950grabbing the tail doesn't deal damage
>>748675979grabbing the tail automatically makes you lift him, and he's too heavy for a human
>>748676028no he flops on the ground, where mario then spins him around with centrifugal force. we'd have to all grab his tail or the anons grabbing his tail like a tug-of-war to drag him to the bombyou're thinking of king bob-omb, which actually would be significantly harder because he'd have to somehow lift him and throw him enough, unless he's actually hollow. we could easily beat the yoshi variant from DS though.
>>748676129Yes, if a ton of anons grabbed him at the same time we could gradually shift Bowser over to the bomb. Mario 64 is definitely beatable with several humans at once, but not as one human alone. Lethal Lava Land would probably be off-limits though because of the heat and that's the issue with Corona Mountain in Sunshine
>>748676285corona mountain actually isn't that hot in super mario sunshine, and lethal lava land likely isn't eitherif mario gets his hat stolen by a flying stu, he'll start getting heat stroke and eventually die of it, but he doesn't have any issues in either of the aforementioned levels, meaning that, somehow, both of them are actually cooler than the natural ambient temperature of isle delfinoergo meaning most of us actually die on the airstrip from heat stroke
>>748673558You reckon we can roll it? Or what if we have 20 anon's all tied to each other in a type of harness and have them all activate the turbo nozzle. If we do that then they might have enough force to move it
>>748599159Is Mario Mario, a player, or is there no Mario running around? This scenario turns into a horror story if I have to worry about getting hosed down by some asshole kid a few hours a day.
>>748676446The cutscene after defeating the first sludge monster will take us straight to isle delfino so there wouldn't be that much time for a heat stroke
>>748676951If there IS a mario running around he would be our adversary. If Mario gets so much as 1 shine then we cannot 100% the game and we lose the scenario
>>748676951Speaking of mario running around, how are we supposed to keep up with shadow mario? Dozens of ambush points around the level, maybe?
>>748677145unrelated but are there any games that have characters like this, that are actively competing with the player character for in-game progress or 100%?I remember seeing that as a boss in Ittle Dew (I think)
>>748677398Have anons on the rooftop or at locations with high visibility, practice callouts and make sure they can carry their voices.
>>748677398he jumps high but i dont think he runs that fastalso he loses to fucking water so just jump his ass
>>748677145imagine buying an old copy of super mario sunshine and just finding a bunch of anons beating the shit out of you and preventing you from making any progress
I remember someone made one of these threads about Dark Souls and I had fun imagining everyone having a horrible time trudging through Blight Town
Nah we're fucked, Delfino is double-fucked and becomes a sprawling favella shithole since there's nowhere near enough existing shelter for the tidal wave of human garbage inflicted upon the island.
