>modern male protagonistAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What game
>>748606860It keeps happening
>>748606883Control Resonant
>>748606860I look like this
>>748606860The phenotype of a normie white zoomer 7/10 with a 3/10 brown GFThis is not me being facetious, I've seen this IRL multiple times now
Previous thread: >>748560974
Imagine what the people making fun of this look like, haha...
>>748606860What race is this?
>>748606860I finally feel represented!
>in a coma for 7 fucking years>expect him to be like prime cbumkek
This place is so fucking unfunny now
>>748606860i dont see the problem
Pathetic male and strong women in important positions again
I was going to say thats just a dude, but the more I look at it, something is off with those proportions.If you are going to just do normal ass dudes in games, you need to have norma proportions or it gives off really bad uncanney valley.
>>748607034Anon is a fag that wants to see muscles on half naked men
>>748607052Ayy lmao
>>748607027sorry you looke that bro
Modern man in real life too, most people on this board look worse
>>748607027>now
>>748606860i look like this.... i.... thank you.....
>>748606860bro works out at the library
>>748606860Looks pretty good for someone who was locked in a box and in a coma for several years
>>748606860He... He looks like me..He's built like me... I... thank you
>>748607027UNFUNNY?!I'm not trying to be funny! I'm trying to post a serious work of art!I suppose I could write up a handful of gags to post on /v/ but the thread is already such a densely layered web of profound philosophical insights that I can't even imagine where I'd have the room to stick them.
>>748607087>Looke
It's the wimp ass chest and the size of his head. Smaller head and bigger chest and he's probably fine
>>748606860wilson?
>>748606860Yeah I played Fable 1 naked more than once. As in, I'm naked in the swivel chair, controlling a scrawny guy wearing more than me. They called him chicken chaser.
>>748607164Your gaping asshole
>>748607016>wakes up from a 20 year long cryosleep>immediately kills a 2 meter tall werewolf with his bare hands
look at movies. back then we had Arnold, Stallone, He-Man for kids and now we have RDJ, that dune twink and tom holland.fuck this gayification shit.
>>748606860giant head
>>748606860Children and halfling models often look like a normal adult human lazily scaled down, and it's always off-putting and weirdBut this is the first time I've seen it in reverse
>>748607027go to a different site or hide the thread
>>748606860He's got the same body proportions as destiny
>>748606860>hiring womennot even once
>>748607016>coma for 7 fucking yearsGo all the way then
>>748606860>someone had to make a mod to make his head smaller
>>748606860>>748607376Where does he work out?
>>748607016>in a coma for 100 years>kills the embodiment of evil under 5 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1or3YILu28M
>>748607027It's a lack of material. I don't generally care about culture war bullshit but the threads and memes when dragon age came out were pretty funny.The problem is that whenever there isn't an obvious punching bag anons here try to force out the humor and you can clearly tell
>>748607353bale nearly died keeping himself that thin, was neat to read aboutcigarettes and apples
achievable natty?
>>748607016>in a coma for 9 years>lost an arm>hundreds of pieces of shrapnel and bone stuck in his body>singlehandedly fights his way out of a building under siege by a special forces army
>>748606860>>748606886>>748606883Are these bots? These are the exact same posts from the previous thread
>>748606860>somewhat decent midsection>pecs are at least visible>decent traps >visible shoulder striationsbut then >the thinnest noodle arms i have ever seenWhy?
>>748607513Probably because he has no access to exercise equipment living in a box
>>748607510Ok and the character from op obliterates entire alien species
>>748607027>now /v/'s been more stale and unfunny than any other corner of the internet. People literally steal memes and rhetoric from discord, reddit, twitter, tiktok and instagram.
>>748606860>>748607193Perfecly fine body. It's the face that doesn't match. It's a twink body and this guy hit twink death years ago. Get big, nigga.>>748607376I think this pretty much the main reason why it looks so bad.
>>748607027It hasnt been funny in a decade
Is this the year of the manlets?
>>748607027Wojak was the last meme 4chan ever created instead of stealing from reddit or Twitter
>>748607513Literally me. Started working out during covid because of skinnyfat. Every muscle group showed those newbie gains. Except arms. Skin fold/fat on them got way better, but literally 0 size gain.
>>748607638sneed
>>748607193The state of things...
>>748607620Wtf dude
>>748606860His body is creepily smooth and young.
>>748607027Blame india. Engagement bait is the king now because some 3rd world we can make money off of the most bland rage bait imaginable.You use to have to hide your retardation in something actually clever to get attention but now it's entirely quantity over quality
>>748607027Now that the genuinely funny people have left to go somewhere else you only have the social parasites who cannot form original content, nevermind jokes. Aka Jeets, Jews, and Troons.
>>748607742>>748607770Why the fuck jeets would even post here? They can't make money here, can they?
>>748607620does his claws come out even fi you don't press L2R2
>>748606984He's clearly Hwite.
>>748607595i'm sick of how 4chan infected the internet, but it did take a little bit of timedropped out of high school in sophomore year, not because they were asking if you like mudkips type graffiti on the desks, but they really were insufferable in bringing 4chan outside of 4chan
>>748607852Screenshots then post on twitter. Or instagram.Hell you don't even need to screen shot really. Just find the post that gets the most (you)s and copy it verbatim somewhere else.
>>748607484I wish I had the mental discipline to do that diet
>guy is locked up in a small cell for decades>mad he isn't a giga buff strongman
>>748607967And so it begins.
>>748607484Sounds like he has a weak constitution. David Bowie survived on cocaine, milk, cigs, and bell peppers for two years.
>>748607742>>748607770It would be so easy just to blame some outside force wouldn't it? But no. You faggots just have to accept the fact that it's the exact same people or types of people that were posting in the old days. The only difference is that most of this site is brain broken by politics and or culture war bullshit.Not to say that outside forces arent exaggerating it though.
>>748608027Me too, but my body is normal
Pick your modern male protagonist
>>748607027>This place is so fucking unfunny nowwhiny low T millennial postyou talk like a woman, get your T levels checked before it's too late bro
>>748606860Literally BUILT for brown conquest.
>>748606860Why are millennials hellbent on ruining literally everything?
>>748608191Hang yourself newfaggot
>>748608109>it's the exact same people or types of people that were posting in the old daysyes saar we are always being the here saars very goods now keeps the posting for feeding my village saar
>>748608249all of below was produced by gen z by the way
>>748608165Some are based
>>748608258>y-you n-need to fucking h-hang...like I said, very whiny and low T, womanly behavior right hereget those T levels checked
>>748608267Are you a newfag?
>>748608249because they have been taught that destroying the west will own da nahtzeesjust like others have been taught that destroying the west will own da libs
>>748608258Please don't reply to bait on behalf of my post. I didn't give it attention for a reason
>>748608165Am i miss any from last 5 years?
>>748608361>are you the new fag saar?lol
>>748608438Yes or no?
>>748608165no, no I don't think I will...*captain america returns to the past to fuck whatever her name is*
>>748607484Listen dude, we don't know if Bowie really was a human. That's like saying every human has weak constitution because they are not a marathon runner.
>>748607852What the fuck else are thirdies gonna do? Phones are inexpensive. Internet connection is expensive or you can hotspot someone else's connection or go to a public area. The internet is just the dumping grounds for every kind of demented, inbred, subhumanoid wretch imaginable. If its not AI its pornspam, if nots that its social media screencaps of 4chan posts that are twitter images already.
>>748608523jej
Gotta say. It's kinda funny watching op desperately try to shitpost in between half the thread talking about how unfunny it is
>>748608165>Pick your modern male protagonistThere.
>>748608249despite what they claim, millennioids were raised by the establishment to an insane degree, just as hard as boomers. they didn't have any true alternative media like we do now, the "alternative media" they had was faggy liberalism that fed into the trash fire we currently occupy.they were shaped by shitty music brainwashing them like "american idiot" and gangster rap, terrible movies and shows reinforced goy ideology in their heads, they also got mind raped by college marxists too.
Look at this dood
>>748607027True. Fucking instagram mogs 4chan in terms of humor
>>748606860>guy spends like a decade in coma>OMG he's not ripped like MR.UNIVERSEOP is a fucking disingenuous imbecile.
>>748607027You know whats funny? Six-Seven
>>748609117because of mods
>>748607892it's gonna go into pause mode until you press those buttons kekevery QTE is designed like that
>>748609342
>>748607016Maybe for once in your life try not to be a disingenuous faggot.
>>748609386lol no, it's because everyone here is always mad at everything and everything is LE BAD and everyone is a victim. Peak humor here is just dropping random racial slurs
>>748609498No, it's them banning innocent people
>>748609496What's disingenuous about that?
>>748609939
>>748606860
>>748609958Yeah nigga character fits the context
