Were you ever picking berries and shit in Elden Ring?
>>748687305I was. A whole category of pickable items exist to be the pov position so you can see the birds people have been talking about.
>>748687372Only found out about this recently because of /vg/ talking about it.
>>748687497>>748687372What?
>>748687372>>748687497wat
>>748687372>>748687497PUT ME IN THE TWITTER SCREENCAP XD
>>748687305Rowa are useful for healing Torrent mid-ride, and bloodrose for making burred bolts/arrows. That's about it.
>>748687497>>748687372Fucking kill yourself.
>>748687561>>748687604Elden ring is full of birds when you take the time to look around. A bunch of the crafting ingredients you pick up in the world are placed at specific places so you know where to stand and look to see the birds. When looking around from these areas you'll see birds in the rocks, or you look up and the skybox has birds in the clouds. Stuff like that. The whole world is built from birds. All of the root resins in the final room of catacombs are all placed in unique places for instance, if you stand where they are and look at the roots at the end of the boss arena you can find some neat deeplore about the characters.
>>748687781elaborate
>>748687781ZOMG!!!1! So wacky and random!
>>748687305Don't think I ever did it purposefully; it was just something to do en-route to greater things.
>>748687874The game world is full of birds because the GW is a phoenix of rebirth. The bros over in the /vg/ elden ring thread found it out a few months ago and started doing new runs to catalog what they could find. Its on the armor and weapons and spells too. Everything is about birds and the story that happened to the phoenix GW before the game started.
>>748687781Are you schizophrenic? If not, you might have a brain tumor
>>748688017How did they find this?
>>748687305Picking up? Yes. Actually using it? nope.
>>748688017>>748687781>>748687372If you weren't a larper you'd cirlce the "birds" in the images instead of just posting contextless screenshots.You see, someone who actually wanted to showcase something would show it.
>>748688106Looking around when playing. People then put together the system for it over time based on context clues. The big first vista you have in the game at First Steps shows you the erdtree in clear view, there is an eagle in the tree. You can start seeing the birds as soon as you start playing the game and they are everywhere. Someone figured out that a lot of the shields and armor sets have special qualities when looked at under special light you can find in Malenia's area and it shows stories about the phoenix and how it makes up reality.
>>748688218Post pictures with outlines around the "phoenix", or birds.
>>748687561>>748687604>>748687874>>748688106Don't engage, it's a shitpost gimmick involving spamming schizo nonsense because this fag is mad he got laughed at by /erg/ and so he now raids every Elden Ring thread he can find with this crap to derail them
>>748688191Showing the images rn actually. There was a guy over in /vg/ that would seethe at this and do what you are doing right now pretending he can't see anything in the images. We call it his humiliation ritual over on /vg/. There are a good 10 anons doing runs rn looking for the birds and cataloging them.
This is by far my least favourite genre of shitpost.
>>748688348Open paintcircle the birdseasy, and would instantly prove the truth.
>>748688319I think he just has untreated schizophrenia + pareidolia affected by it
>seething at the in game lore once againIt actually is the same guy from /vg/ lol.
>>748687305Not really. I occasionally pressed Y while riding torrent or walking around when it came up and it just felt like a compulsive thing. Say what you will about From but they knew not to attach a tedious animation or any slowdown to the picking animation, it's instant and gives audio feedback, no popups or prompts you need to dismiss, so it's perfect just as a background thing.I never went out of my way to collect shit though, thankfully.
>>748688440He should go to trial to make from prove the birds.
>>748688451As the thread goes on it will only be 2 people seething, they are known entities on /vg/ as shitposters. Something about this topic drives them insane. The anons in /vg/ know it is performative.
I bonked things with my big stick until they were dead. Crafting, conjuring and all that shit is for gaywads.
I dont see the birds
>>748687781Why the fuck do they do this retarded autistic shit instead of having it as part of the game that the other 99.9% of people see
>>748688523It is performative on /v/ too we've caught them making threads showing off what they've found before, they are doing the new playthrus looking for them too. I guess how deep it goes is what filtered them and they stopped being able to understand it when it starts covering the deeplore and not just images of birds to get your mind thinking about them.
I challenged myself in my second playthrough to do a no magic build, and relied heavily on crafted items just cuz I didn’t engage with that at all my first time. Using elemental greases to counter certain enemies was fun but apart from them and throwing knives it wasn’t especially worth the effort.
>>748687305Yes but mainly to read them for lore
>>748688648Circle the bird in any of the images you’re spamming or stop posting
>>748688348
>>748688647The devs never did it. It's psychosis from schizo anons. They can't even outline their birds
>>748688672nerd
>>748688672Why did Lore want you to read them
Guys I found the bird!
Why can't you nerds have the funny kind of schizophrenia rather than the autistic kind
>>748688348oh youre just insane, okayI wonder how much of the fromsoftware fans that praise the lore are completely insane like you
>>748688647Its something they've been doing forever as their unifying multiverse. The souls games have it going on too but to a lesser degree. The moonlight greatswords are all 2 birds with crowns on them at the hilt and pommel and crossguard, except ER because ER is about what happens when this godbird is killed so it has bandages where the heads have been cut off. Even the moonlight blade from AC6 is a bird head. From's metaphysical philosophy is extracted from a Sufi poem called "Conference of the Birds." Really interesting poem overall.
>>748688410thisit's not even slightly worth the effort they put into it
>>748688348I only see one bird
>>748687305Yeah.I was using the fuck out of consumables, they were busted.When I started needing ones that were limited per NG+ I just booted cheat engine and gave myself 999 of everything though.I'm not gonna sit here and be limited to 20 fuckberries that allow me to craft 15 funny throwing knives per NG+.Same with stuff like the mana regen shards and the pseudo Siegbros.
>>748688218>>748688348>>748688017>>748687781>>748687372how does Zanzibart feel about this?
>>748688410It’s better than “shit game lol” that gets people talking but only to seethe. When people post bad lore it compels the real lore autists to go at it and that can be compelling
>>748688419He's never going to do that no matter how much you ask, because there's nothing there.The point of his shitposting is to frustrate and agitate because there is nothing to see, all you can do is watch as the thread is flooded with pointless screenshots of pointless angles that show nothing.There is no point in reporting it either as mods will not respond to reports of his activity, because without context it looks passably on topic and this faggot knows this kind of 'plausibly deniable' shitposting is a winning meta for shitting up threads they hate.He also samefags to make it look like it's more than just himself taking part in this.No one on /erg/ takes part in this, in fact everytime he shows up they also tell him to fuck off.
>>748688847Because I'm not schizo and I'm not trying to be funny, I'm trying to spread info on this so others will find it. I just want to talk about this cool thing we found years after the game released that almost no one noticed.
>>748688948Forgiving
>>748688826someone call that vaati faggot quick
>>748688993like this?
>>748688826>and the furtive dickbird, so easily forgotten
>>748689134Yep it is super easy to see the birds once you know what a bird is.
The need to make all these crafting items purchasable in the next game fuck this gay shit
>>748689224they need to remove crafting entirely retard
>>748688993>make a gigachad dripped out demigod omen >call him mog Lol
>>748687781this game has been datamined a thousand times by hungry youtubers looking for sweet schizo ad revenuethis would have been discovered by nowhave a (you) you pathetic retardnow leave
This guy is especially annoying because he sits in the catalog waiting for an ER thread to show up so he can be the first to derail it with his schizo nonsense. Wish jannies just IP nuked him.
>>748688647It is probably interesting to the devs and they don't care if most people miss it. It is only there to reward the people that see it and decipher it. >>748689271Same with GTA5 yet we all know about the hidden images in GTA5. ER does the same thing, literally using the eye imagery the same way and everything. That image of the catacomb roots of Miquella sliding thru the roots? It has an accompanying 'puzzle' to figure out in the Haligtree that shows the same event a diffeerent way. To see the catacombs all you have to do is learn that root resin is placed in key spots, for the haligtree you have to be wearing a specific helm that tells you where to stand and then you wait as the real time shadows move over a door revealing an eye. It is literally the same system GTA5 was using to hide images that datamining can't figure out.
Someone tell OP Elon Musk disabled the revenue for the jeets who repost threads from here on twitter
>>748689351Won't happen, because he knows that without context his posts look legit and on topic so reports will be thrown away.He knows the meta and he knows it well.
Why does Elden Ring attract so many schizos? The Dark Souls games weren't schizo magnets like this
>>748689518They look on topic regardless, he's just showing the bird stuff from elden ring. >>748689540Dedicated discord to shit up all FS games. Everyone ignores them to talk about the game, they'll seethe on their own forever regardless.
>>748689594>he's just showing schizophrenic nonsense with no basis in realitywe know, we can see you doing it right now
>>748689686I could only find the bird in ant queen asses sorry.
>>748688993You are deranged and have been mindbroken by watching too many vaati videos. Pick literally any sufficiently detailed video game and you could pick out patterns like >>748689134 with ease, they are not markers of a grand conspiracy.
>>748689750Sadly no. Just a guy with a small fanclub of self defeating malfeasants.
No, all items in this game aside from estus+tears are completely useless
Remember when Elden Ring lorefags made up some headcanon lore shit about a pillar because of the texture on it but then it was found out that the pillar was some generic stock asset already used in other games? Shit's hilarious.
>>748688086It's legit schizophrenia. We've been watching this guy deteriorate over in the /vg/ thread. Before, he thought that he could align talismans on the wold map in some kind of super secret fashion that revealed deep lore. He worked on his maps for weeks. And he went through a handful of iterations. Each one so different than the last, that it was obvious that he was seeing whatever patterns he wanted to see.He moved on to this idea that there is deeper lore in armor sets, if you mix and match them. He provided many visual examples. Then it became there is bird iconography all throughout the armor sets if you mix and match them. Then it became there is twin bird iconography woven all throughout the game. At first, he looked at objects that might pass for birds in an an inkblot test. And then he moved on to random rock formation. He's been posting hundreds of images of his character looking at walls.I have a feeling it's only going to get worse for this guy. Untreated schizophrenia is no joke.
>>748688348You will never be mount chiliad anon.
>this fucking thread
>>748690000He's not crazy though he talks a lot on /vg/ he is a normal guy. He's open about talking about this with anyone that will listen he doesn't ever sound schizo. People that aren't 4chan coded don't realize how much they stand out when they attack the messenger like they do on 4chan.
>>748690034lmao gta v being half-assed really brainbroke some retards who don't understand datamining.i wonder if gta6 is going to have the same effect
>>748688523>As the thread goes on it will only be 2 people seethingPost timers are proving you right.
>talking about himself in the third person
>>748687305I never go out of my way to gather the glowing dopamine buttons, I can count on one hand the number of times I've ever crafted. I'm pretty sure those were just rot arrows to cheese the boss in Castle Sol, I still refuse to fight him fairly.
>AR schizo has a entire thread of retards playing into his bullshitKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
>>748687781bro...
>>748690000wasted quads what a shame
>>748690214If you want full disclosure on why it is because I was part of a group that ruined his life years ago in an elden ring thread, then did it again when I went over to /vg/. He hates me specifically and we interact every day. I don't hate him.
>>748690156A lot of schizophrenics can appear to be lucid and speak eloquently, while what they're saying is pure nonsense.
>>748688648yo i see a rat in this one
>>748690219If he avoids taking his meds long enough he becomes the birds
>>748690275Drawing fake lines makes it really easy to see it is Miquella slipping thru the roots. Some guy tried to do the same on /vg/ with a duck warrior image and it only made the duck warrior stand out more. >>748690330And a lot of normal people can be called schizo by troons on medications that alter their brain chemistry.
>>748690156You don't have the theory of mind to convincingly disguise yourself. Quit samefagging.
>>748689421Great troll
>>748690283Note: The person in question does not exist
>>748687305Berrypicker as fuck.
>>748687305I remember collecting a lot of like wood and bones and stuff for throwing knife materials
>>748687874He's an angry anti-lore shitposter spreading horse shit with no basis because he wants lorefags to look stupid.
>>748690000Quads of truth actually.
>>748689540elden ring is a public street
>>748690283You talking about dragonirian? This does seem like the same type of reeeeeing at effortposting he would do. Also calling everyone samefag like he did.
>>748690583That is the narrative the cord keeps putting out there but it never sticks.
>>748687305Yes, and then I end up never using them for anything.
>>748690659They are desperate to try and attack his character for some reason.
>>748688017>The bros over in the /vg/ elden ring threadNo, we didn't. It's just you and one guy that's clearly making fun of you and you're too mentally ill to notice. There are a few people arguing with you to egg you on, and everybody else has you filtered. Don't come to another board and lie about how you and your nonsense are treated on /erg/.
>>748690732We did though, I found the bird curled up in its egg underground with the queen ants.
>>748690732I make /v/ threads with the bird in the image on the big ball in the nox areas hoping others will see the birds. Someone else posts webms of the clouds shifting into birds.
I miss when mods used to rangeban schizos and other high profile trolls.
>>748690771>>748690828Quit samefagging. You didn't find anything, or you would have posted proof already.
>>748690732I found out that the spells all have bird images on them and post them so the bird anon will notice. He has noticed. >>748690880
It is my fault for how I initially spread the message. I started way too esoterically for everyone and filtered anyone that might be interested.
>>748690923kill yourself already
>>748688348Not the schizo guy but I actually see birds in the top 3 at least. Noticed them right away. Maybe he's on to something...
>>748691014Oh wow this got the lolbro mad.
>the duck warrior
>>748691035Some are easier to see than others.
>>748688451>>748688523>samefagging>"anons know"This is the switch zelda shitposter who coined "ootsnoy". Most likely making new elden ring shitposts now that his fisher price tablet has the shitty port.
>>748691238Talking about your past failures and trying to blame it on anon is low even for you.
>>748691165Best helm in the game is the duck warrior helm.
>>748691303Funnily enough, unlike you, I actually HAVE found Deepest Lore
>>748691498Everyone doing the bird run finds eggs. It is one of the first things you notice when you start doing it.
>>748691035You could do this same shit in skyrim as well, it's like when you'd look up at the clouds as a kid and try to name the shapes, don't feed the schizo
h-HOLy ShIT
>>748691575Go do it then. Come back with hundreds of the same narrative structure like birdanon is doing.
>>748691554The point isn't the "egg", you fucking idiot, it's that Miquella is doing the same pose with his arm before the Mohg fight as he does during the PCR fight, possibly implying Miquella is still in there until exactly that moment
oh boy elden ring schzioposters is backyou are mentally ill please take your medication before your hurt someone you crazy psycho. back in the good old days youd be institutionalized.
>>748691498>>748691554I found a bunch when this was new and people were taking screenshots of everything.
>>748691408>I see itWhoa
He just keeps replying to himself over and over and over man surely this should qualify as spam or something
>>748691697Reminding trans folx that they take medications for their diagnosed maladies is sort of cruel.
>>748691768Weird, the same kvetching happens in /vg/ when this is discussed. Its almost like someone wants to shut this down hard but he's all alone.Its like being broken and abandoned like Metyr.
>>748687305Hidetaka Miyazaki deserves a slow, agonizing death for a schizophrenia his shitty storytelling style has unleashed upon the world.
>>748691841Neck yourself for god's sake fuck off
>>748691841People don't like it when you spam and samefag, yes.
>>748691887"no"Stop trying to ruin any thread discussing elden ring.
>>748691614No, I would rather do literally anything else with my timeAlso your larping as other users doesn't work, no one else believes there is a "narrative structure" here but you
>>748691851It's caused by neural ddgeneration, not piecemeal storytelling
>>748691902You'd see a varied and unique outcome in replies but that never happens, its just 1 guy seething about being filtered by esoteric lore he doesn't understand. >>748691929Then go do it.
>>748691924THOSE AREN'T BIRDSTHAT IS A STOCK TEXTURE OF PEOPLE IN TOGAS
>>748690000quads of truth, it's textbook schizo behavior. he's only gotten more prolific as more people have ignored/filtered him. i would say "pretty soon he'll just be responding to himself," but he already does that, and he's doing it in this thread right now.
>>748691982Or maybe you just see baseless patterns in the text just like you see baseless patterns in the stock textures, because your brain is fucking broken
>>748691989Looks like birds to me
>>748691989He's probably talking about the imprinted birds on the stone not the bas relief of people. That might be why it is labeled birds on the wall instead of mentioning the bas relief of people which aren't birds.
>>748692031If it does, you are actually mentally ill.
>>748692063>He'sYou, samefag>the imprinted birds on the stone There are no fucking birds imprinted on the stone.
>>748692005>he's only gotten more prolific as more people havestarted posting their own images. That is what emboldened him, other people doing it and finding the birds. It confirms his position and undermines the people saying nothing is there.
>>748687372>>748690000If he wants lore he should look at picrel. I have provided a completely accurate real world parallel to all of Elden Ring's philosophies and elements.
>>748692176I actually know about the Mahakala stuff I'm just not focusing on it right now since it operates on a tier below what the birdgod stuff operates on. The emotional spectrum of the various gods and their manifestations are all just eminations of the godbird phoenix.
>>748687305I think the only time I consciously pursued them was to get sleeping pots for the godskin duo.
>>748692306Subtle reference to yesterday
>>748692252>I actually know about the Mahakala stuffUnironically based.
>>748691498>>748691684see, this is actual lore based on environmental storytelling, because you can tell that the developers were probably trying to make that connection in a way that is subtle, but is able to be picked up on and the connection makes sense. Copying and pasting talisman icons until they trace the map and using stock assets that From didn't create and took from an asset library to save time and money as justification for your theories are clearly not intended by the developer, and the fact that birds are mentioned a grand total of like eight times in any flavor text, and that there are maybe 5 bird related items punches some serious holes in your theory on top of everything else that is wrong with it.
>>748692176>>748692252>>748692470Samefag
Has anyone gone back to other From games to look for more hidden birdlore?
>goes insane after realizing xe's dedicated xer entire life to studying the lore of a game that's a ripoff of a manga that's just a copypaste of army of darkness and hellraiser 2the fate of all fromdrones, sadly :(
>>748692519No because not everyone is schizophrenic
>>748692536nintrando losted
>>748692519Yes. They are riddled with it. Nameless King's chestplate is all birds ascending up toward his head/crown. Every moonlight greatsword has reference to them.
>>748692508Plus there just aren't any fucking birds in his pictures? I expected him to at least be posting pictures of environmental birds or whatever, but no, literally just looking at walls and seeing birds, actual schizophrenia.
>>748691924>Stop trying to ruin any thread discussing elden ring.You mean the thing you're doing right now and will continue to do again and again unless someone forces your hands into a meat grinder?
>>748692536Behind all that is nu-age philosophy taking bits and pieces of 'truths' from various religions. What From is doing is largely sourced from 1 poem by a sufi mystical poet. Every bird in that dude's poem has a direct reference in characters in elden ring. One of the birds is even capable of shriving a man's heart (it uses that exact term).
The Irony of this being spammed is that right now her weird and lovable face might genuinely be gone in a few hours. We don't know what they're going to add; they've been totally airtight and this is the 8 months later content patch, aka the biggest gap between major content patches to date.Uglycute 2.0Also I hope there's some insane system mechanics added, and not just PvE. I think there's actually a decent chance this is Open Beta, and I've been a naysayer of that for a while, but at this point, if the update locks in the core Standard mechanics and fleshes them out a bit, it could be the perfect time to introduce people to it in proper "beta", the rest being further polish and additions before 1.0, pve getting an introduction and fleshing out at some point, all the skin systems and meta story, further polish, all sorts of shit.Also with all the pizza posting there now NEEDS to be a pizza delivery boy hero or perhaps paranormal carhop *girl*
>>748692712Wrong thread. I think?
>>748692782Probably intentional to poison pill.
>>748692685>>748692712>>748692782>the schizobot gets confusedbased
>>748692536I really don’t see the parallels between berserk and souls beyond the aesthetic. The world and themes of souls are different (worse), and souls games don’t really have characters to any meaningful degree while berserk is very character focused
>>748692843Most likely, someone on /vg/ just started having a tantrum about this thread that coincides with that post's time.
>>748692843Piss in an ocean of piss
>>748692901You have not read berserk
>>748692960No he's largely right. But it is only because Miura died and was taking forever to produce Berserk so he didn't have the body of work to expound on what he wanted to expound on enough. If he had the same output as FS the parallels would probably be even stronger.
>>748693056Samefag
>>748692960I read like the first chunk of it and then skipped ahead to read the Griffith confrontation, and then watched the golden arc movies since the plot after that sounds like garbage.
>>748692901well the deep lore in snouls is just the ramblings of zeno copypasted, but i don't expect any 30iq fromdrone to be able to put that together, whereas the surface level berserk copypasting is immediately obviousjust as berserk being yuro history copypasted is somewhat difficult for a retard but if they watch hellraiser 2 it's eminent
>>748692960I read like the first chunk of it and then skipped ahead to read the Griffith confrontation, and then watched the golden arc movies since the plot after that sounds dumb.
This hidden birdlore is tripping me out. Miyazaki is such a sly dog.
>>748688319This is what gives it away>>748687781>if you stand where they are and look at the roots at the end of the boss arena you can find some neat deeplore about the characters.it simply doesnt make sense if you assumed it WAS real to say this
>>748693213These are stock textures, and only the top left includes birds.
>>748693301>only the top left includes birds.Get your prescription updated
>>748688348Woah, dead people return to rootsRoots look like peopleThere are no birdsEverybody knows this btw that's not a secret and is completely obvious
>>748693213Imagine the mind that agonizes over textures that are farmed out to India to make the game look more detailed.
>>748693213Anon, even if this inane rambling you've been spewing was true, what does it mean for Elden Ring's lore that we don't already know>The GW is a phoenix of rebirthBUT WHAT WOULD THAT IMPLY? WHAT WOULD IT CHANGE?
>>748687372>>748687497>>748687781>>748688017>>748688218>>748688348I don't give a shit about ER lore because they turned it into live service slop instead of making a DLC for the main game
>>748693459Dude I dunno. I just came across birdlore itt. Just think the guy might be onto something.
>>748693630>>748693213Not fooling anyone faggot stop talking about yourself in the third person
>>748691989Yeah but if you don't take your schizophrenia meds for at least two days they start to look like birds
>>748687305you need assloads of specifically red rowa fruit to make pickled feet
>>748692514Cope.
>>748693676I'm that anon but not the og birdlore anon. No need to be hostile. Just talking lore.
>>748688218Ok I finally see the birds in this one
>>748693880>Just talking lore.No you're not, you're just saying "there's these things" and providing no substance to their meaning. And you've been doing it for like a month.
>this threadVaati is really desperate for some new material, poor guy.
>>748693880>>748694110Also there isn't even those things in the picture
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>>748694929kek
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>>748693213>>748696163
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>>748696357>>748696512Schizoing out over jeet slop is probably the single most embarrassing thing any human being who isn't Chris Chan can do.
>>748696532Yeah I know about the fud technique the discord tries when they can't find any other avenue to argue with. It's old hat on /v/ and /vg/, we've been dealing with the same 2 fools from discord for months regarding this topic.
>>748696658Do you think the saars in India had long and deep lore conversations with Miyazaki? Do you think they were fully told the significance of the twinbird? Do you think they know all there is to know about the formless mother?
>>748696792I think this narrative means a lot to you and no one else. Love ya broski.
>>748696819You're the guy analyzing every single asset as if it was preserved in microfilm for your exclusive understanding, so I think you're the authority here. How much do you think Miyazaki explained to the Indians who designed these assets? Do you think they spoke to each other in broken English with heavy accents?
>>748696950Thats really cool.
This is so fucking sad.Like watching your own grandmother with alzheimer not recognizing you.
Why does bird watching cause so much seethe?
I never grafted the head onto this one but you can see what is happening hopefully. >>748697271Because of who I am. I can give you a deep dive on what I've done to the guy seething at me if you want.
Sleep tight ducky your guardian raven shadow will watch over you.
>>748696819>not reading the original japanese item descriptionsWhat's the point of being a schizo about this if you're not gonna go to the real source of truth? I expected better from you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S BIRDS ON MY SKIN AAAAAAAAAAA
>>748697507Oh neat a new (old) tactic. Fitting of a naturalborn idiot.
>>748697557>naturalbornVery nice reference he should get and will but won't stop.
>>748697309Plz do
>>748697557>>748697689Samefag, you must have me confused for someone else because this ebin naturalborn own you've supposedly made is lost on me
>>748698163So you got the reference and kept going like anon said. Naisu. >accidentally prove you actually are the same guy that has been spamming me for yearsVery naisu.
>>748697115This is the only genuinely accurate bird lore ITT. Moonlight in 6 looks like an ibis’ beak. And coral is the exact red pink color of ibis feathers but that’s obvious.
>>748698657All of it is but yeah. This stuff is really cool.
>>748687305I picked berries to feed them to Torrent.
>>748698679No, it’s not. Don’t try to parasite off the only actual lore discussion this insane thread has produced.
The >wear this piece of equipment in this particular location schizo shit you had going was more interesting, but I guess you got tired of>CAN YOU SHOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT
>>748698915Its all cool to me broheimski. Its cool to you when you are on your meds and acting more stable too.
>>748698946Yeah its really cool when you find that type of stuff but it is really rare.
>>748698258Not that you'll believe me, but I only found you in this thread, it's just interesting to see just how far off the deep end you've gone with this and fuck with you a bit along the wayYou should lead with the diagram in >>748698145 next time, it's still all bullshit in my eyes but at least it's condensed. How is torrent an incarnation of the phoenix if so many other gods and beings are also the phoenix but also it's still in the moon? You seem to just be calling everything important in the lore a phoenix without reason (especially the greater will) and saying it validates your theory, where is your hard evidence beyond looking at rocks and imagining shit? What started you on this path?
>>748699049Move your helmet into the arrow and you have 2 birds perched atop the branch on your helm. As you keep moving into the dark notches it keeps revealing more imagery. Really cool stuff. >>748699167Thats awesome.
>>748699204>As you keep moving into the dark notches it keeps revealing more imagery.Will you show it? no? I thought so
>>748699204Move a step closer and you get vampire bats. >>748699324Yeah I'll show each step with something in the middle so you can see how it works.
>>748699404>Move a step closer and you get vampire bats.Those... are always there?
>>748699404Moving a step closer has 2 bird heads appear around the side of the remaining bat. >>748699464Everything is always there lad but you need to see things a specific way to see it. This is something that has been in the game for 6 years and only found in the last month or so.
>>748699594A step closer has the bat ears become 2 birds facing each other, the 2 birds flanking the bat are now much more prominent.
Here is an image I made of the 2 commoner outfits so you can see how some of this works. These 2 outfits intentionally clip in places so you'll notice and see it. The outfit on the left shows a twin peak mountain in the clipping, this image becomes a key for other puzzles. Look back in >>748699049 and notice what the arrow is pointing at - it is the twin peak mountain.
>>748700071hurr durr
>>748700129I found the same design on some rocks that lead to some more lore and show the dlc areas in the base game. For this one all you have to do is hold out the ghostflame torch and walk along the wall and the lichen reflects in the light to show you a narrative. I'll get back to posting the crucible knight walking forward after I take a shit.
>>748687305i collected mushrooms for the pots. when running from one boss to the next i would grab all the mushrooms along the way. i was basically speedrunning the game just killing things i needed, and picking up mushrooms in my path. i got like halfway through the game and had over 100 mushrooms.other than that i would farm pickled fowl feet at that caelid site of grace. you pop a silver one and then farm the birds until silver buff falls off (3 minutes) and you have enough feet to make golden feet for a playthrough.The only materials that take a long time to farm would be the endgame stuff that doesnt respawn and i have no idea why they have that sort of thing in the game given how anyone actually hardcore into it just hacks their game to give themselves items anyways.
>>748699204You ain't gonna even try and answer the questions I have with your theory? How lame, you've clearly not thought this through very well. Perhaps staring at more rocks will help you find the answers.
>>748688348I can see patterns where there are none too, this is a terrible thread made by someone genuinely insane or trying to make new content, either way it's low effort.
>>748699668Moving a step closer has the grace appear to be a nest with a dead bird inside, the grace light is its remaining spirit hovering over its corpse. The overall path we are walking is a spirit traveling thru the ring upon death. >>748700684Ask your questions broski.>>748700846You might want to see a doctor about that.
>>748700129You are a fucking retard
>>748700892Once you move thru the ring you are welcomed by Death, Godwyn wasn't the first aspect of Death in this world, just the most recent.
>>748701047Be brave and move past death and birds manifest again. At the end of your journey will be your spirit shelter.
>>748700892I did ask my questions, in >>748699167, genuinely want to know what your answers are
>>748701146Almost to the shelter, an owl with a crown is before you. >>748701163Ask your questions then broski.
>>748701163stop replying bro, dudes a bot posting pictures that have no bearing on what he's saying
>>748701163I'm busy posting so I hadn't read your post yet. Here you goTorrent is an emination of the god phoenix because all things are an emination of the god phoenix. Torrent is a divine spirit beast from the shadowlands where they intentionally create vessels for the phoenix spirit to reside in. When Melina tells you Torrent had a former owner it isn't talking about Miquella, it is talking about a mysterious figure I haven't elaborated on yet. I can if you want me to. >>748701298Birds once again flank your bower helmet, almost at the shelter.
>>748701467Big oofs for you>>748701523Arrived at the spirit shelter which is now seen on my back as a tree with the egg in the same place as the rim of the glyph I've been walking thru. This procession is shown hundreds of times on images in the game, each having different imagery associated depending on which lesser emanation of the phoenix you served and which spirit shelter you will arrive at.
>>748701523>When Melina tells you Torrent had a former owner it isn't talking about Miquella, it is talking about a mysterious figure I haven't elaborated on yet. I can if you want me to.Can you?
>>748687305I did the first playthrough because I hadn't realized flasks heal your horse I thought it was rasins only
>>748701810Half way because I don't get the full scope of it yet. As you are experimenting with this stuff you'll see repeated patterns of the same events in the game, most noteably Godwyn's death. As you keep finding more and more stuff you'll start encountering things that show 2 figures opposed to each other - 1 in white and 1 in black, almost always riding a mount. These 2 figures might be different people in time but they are working in an enantiomorphic dance of order and chaos to create a semblance of balance in the world. Torrent is most likely the black figure's mount because the black figure ends up getting blown out by the white figure. In some renditions the game shows the erdtree next to the white figure and the frenzy flame eye next to the black figure. At times the black figure is different people, but the white figure always appears to be Marika.
>>748702123This is the roof of the boss room in the hidden path to the haligtree, it shows the 2 figures in different configurations so you can see that they represent the order of Marika's tree and the chaos of the FF. The base game shows some of this but most of it is contained in the dlc.
>>748702281You can tell it is something referencing what happened in the shadowlands because the figure in the middle of the 2 that looks like a body reaching its arms out is the same form as the scadutree as seen in the shadowlands.
>>748702281IT'S A FUCKING ROCK CEILING YOU DENSE RETARDTHERE IS NOTHING THERETHERE IS NO HIDDEN MEANING OR IMAGERYYOU ARE MENTALLY UNWELLGET HELP ALREADY
>>748702562It has images of things related to elden ring on it though. Stop playing retard at this point. I've posted like a hundred images by now.
>>748702562You seem upset
>>748702621The more you post that solidifies your stance the more triggered it gets. Same thing happens on /vg/ it is actually happening actively over there to try and get your attention rn.
>>748702562Why are you replying to someone clearly shitposting or being insane?
least subtle samefagging award
>>748702691I know. He is called my flockling over there because he follows me around like a little duckling ranting at me about how mad he is.
>>748703056The birds on the cape are p cute
>>748701523Ok, cool, and good of you to follow up with another anon here >>748702123, but again we seem to be crutching on this phoenix idea so that nicely loops back to the 2nd question I had:>You seem to just be calling everything important in the lore a phoenix without reason (especially the greater will) and saying it validates your theory, where is your hard evidence beyond looking at rocks and imagining shit?
>>748687305I did for a few minutes, then I got bored and opened CE to give myself full stacks of every material by pressing one button.
>>748703275Using basic logic from the game. The age of stars ending shows you rebirthing the phoenix finally. You have to start doing the playthru looking for this stuff yourself to get it but once you do you'll get it. The greatshields in the game show you a lot of the lore pointing to it, you need to look at them in the haligtree under special light to see their design change as you walk around that room. Once you do you'll have a loose framework on what is happening, then you'll start seeing parallels to what it shows in the game world itself. Once you know the general outline it falls into place nicely. A big part that clues you in is how the various fires that show the godbird shift and make up many types of birds. The commoner outfits that clip to show the twinbirds have the twins clip thru a larger singular bird, when messing around with talismans and the images they make as spirals you see repeated images of all the bird heads in the game coming together. You can get a good estimation of what they were going for by reading "Conference of the Birds." The birds in that story are all mirrored in elden ring characters, the end of it exclaims that all life is god. You are merely a reflection of god along with all of reality. You kind of have to actively be doing a playthru looking for this stuff to get the full scope, my images alone won't clue you in. I'm intentionally leaving a lot out for other people to find and discover on their own.
>>748703275>without reasonThere is very clear reason.
If you weren’t utilizing crafting in ER, you were not getting the most build diversity possible. Pots were crazy useful for anything outside of boss fights. It was so trimmed down and lacked bullshit, I adored it.
>>748704558Pots and different types of arrows are primo, the dlc having craftable replacements for spells is when they lost me.
>>748703056>>748703150fat, retarded, brown and virginBut you know, it could be worse.
>>748704897Oh no its still mad and following me around.
proving my point once again
>>748704947If you are who I think you are it is the natural outcome of ruining that fags life on 4chan. He'll prove who he is by noquoting in seethe I bet.
>>748687305The crafting added nothing to the game, it never does.
collecting shit is busywork. I quit Divinity after about twenty seconds when I hit the highlight button and saw all the shells and leaves and shit on the beach that the devs thought I was going to dutifully click around and individually collect. fuck you my time is worth more than that
Even the wholesome chungus guys like chasethebro will cheat in max stacks of hefty pots the crafting means mindless tedious farming or hacking
>>748705061It added tedium and an in for moralfags to latch onto if you didn't ethically source each crafted material for hours on end, instead of being able to buy or CE what you need.
>>748705016If you know what happened to him then you know who I am.
I find it deeply amusing that people on /v/ put far more effort and time into souls lore than the developers do. They just slap in shit they think is cool. Did you guys know all the important characters have names that start with the letters GRM in elden ring? I wonder what that could possibly mean. Maybe it's a hint front the devs
>>748705424It looks like the devs put way more effort into their lore than anyone can understand. The game was out for 6 years before anyone found this stuff.
>>748702281These are literally just cave walls. What the fuck are you talking about.
>>748705906If you say so.
>>748705968I don't get it.
>>748706097What is there to get?
>>748706245Where are the birds?
>>748706338Birds?
>>748687305Hallo saaar, shitjeet fecaloidic dog rapist.
>>748706583Bird Bird Bird is the word.
>>748706708I wish birds were real.
>>748706784I said the bird bird bird is the word.
>>748688319>>748687874>>748687561>>748688086There is a shitposter on /v/. He may be an actual schizo but it's more in the sense that he's addicted to certain reaction. It's kind of like when Ruggarell posts his interracial cuck shit because he enjoys people getting mad at it or people saving it unknowingly. Stupid shit that is only entertaining for him.I guess you could call it "Ritual Posting" though I've never understood the term.This particular guy uses a Lee Goldson level of dedicated proxies to just constantly samefag different "rituals" for different topics. Recently for example, he's been trying to start some samefag console war shit over Fire Emblem.In Souls threads his favorite thing to do is to fuck with autistic lorefags by just making up narratives that simply aren't there and calling you retarded for questioning his sources. For example, he insists that there is a hidden plot regarding Miquella's quest in the DLC that involves stealing the "Helphen Light" from Godwyn and a bunch of other shit regarding the scarcely mentioned Sun Realm which he has painted as the most important thing in all of the lore.He'll also take screen caps of relief assets and pretend that random flowers or engravings of people have major lore significance despite it being confirmed that aside from BIG details most shit is 1:1 asset scanned from photos of random European structures.The only thing letting me know it's all one guy is depending on the circumstance he'll do a ritual post where he schizos out over "Dragonirian" and samefags in a weird ESL way because he unironically wants /v/ to personal army someone he hates. He just can't help himself when people say "Dragonirian did nothing wrong" or call him "Eric".
>>748707031I'm not reading all that dragonirian or terr or sneedgeer or creasy or whatever you go by now.
>>748707115See what I mean? He can't help himself. Watch what happens when I post this.
>>748707115BRUTAL
>>748707031>sunrealm schizo is shitbird schizoIt's all starting to make sense now...
>>748707115kek you got him going thru the routine he goes thru in /vg/ instantly. Amazing call out.
>>748707305>Amazing call out.Not really. Its always that guy trying to fuck with the bird fag. He isn't even trying to be subtle because he is so mad rn.
No way....
The implications
>>748707031So like what happens to someones brain chemistry for them to become an unfettered, terminally online schizo. I cant even browse this board for no more than 30 minutes at a time and taking hours off.
>try to get froggy>get stomped onlol
>>748707610Poor guy has 0 motion after what we did to him for years.
>>748707305>>748707115This is another strategy he uses. It's his "projection" where he samefags that his accusers are actually "the schizo". Stating that only the schizo accuses people of samefagging.It's a very jewish technique, like whole modern hasbara thing of claiming Qatar and the muslim brotherhood "control everything" while pretending the accusations towards them are blood libel.The first time I ever encountered him was basically him samefagging with himself using a computer and a phone to claim all people accusing him of samefagging was a "lolcow" or something.It's why I know despite his different rituals in each thread, it's all the same fag.Except for another schizo named "Barry" from /vg/ Final Fantasy threads, a lot of people think Barry is this guy, but he's not. Different posting styles.
>>748707737kek look how much its typing in its anger. Why doesn't dantev ever cosign your shitposts anymore?
>>748707816Why did I type this?
>>748707816>Why doesn't dantev ever cosign your shitposts anymore?Dropped him after he started doing the bird run himself.
>>748707886Betrayal probably hurts worse than having enemies.
>>748707607I have no idea, I feel like one day someone will grow so tired they'll dox the guy and learn he's a terminally online welfare recipient with a history of sexual abuse.All I know is that when I see any fucking topic on /v/ with mentally ill post quality and there is no tripcode in sight, that I can make a few small posts and get the same result each time revealing a horrific reality that it's all the same faggot. Because for Christ's sake I shouldn't be able to post about Dragonirian, or Eric, in [any fucking thread on /v/] and get samefag reactions like >>748707816>>748707886>>748707717I mean look at that elden ring pvp webm? Those of you out of the loop don't know this but this mentally ill freak is obsessed with Dragonirian (The real one) and his schizo projection is posting a webm of Dragonirian losing in pvp to spite him.This is because he believes that because I metaphysically suck his cock in a way that is inverse to the schizo's "/v/ has to harass this guy I hate for me" meming that I must be him.
After this thread I'm all in on deepest birdlore
>>748708369naisu
Oh god it really is that same faggot isn't it? The more I read his posts (especially the smug gloating samefag ones) the more it comes through
>>748708654Its always that doxed brony crying.
>>748707031>his favorite thing to do is to fuck with autistic lorefags by just making up narratives that simply aren't there and calling you retarded for questioning his sourcesThat sounds based as fuck though
>>748690000Checked. Wasn't he saying something about giants a few months ago?
>>748708719Kek yeah birdfag got lorefags in a tizzy
>>748708810Nope.
>>748691014>116 results Christ
>>748708706>lazy script flip attemptWe are talking about YOU.
>>748709004Search eric and see why everyone shits on that doxed guy like that.
>>748708719>That's based thoughIt's mentally ill. Imagine going to some book club and just pathologically lying about Lord of the Rings just to fuck with people new to the book and to get the senior members to kick you out.>"Lol you mad I convinced the new fags that Frodo was a descended of the silver cult of Bombadil and that Gollum was Samwise from the future!? You mad!?"Yeah haw haw totally funny and not mentally ill.
>>748707031and yet mods/jannies do nothingthis thread should have been pruned a while ago
>>748709050I'm imagining it and it's pretty funny
>>748709040I know broski, but you are weak and effeminate so you lose every time. >>748709050I'm a normal guy, you just hate me for ruining your life here. >>748709069I'm always on topic. I can dredge up some old images of him ranting about me (calling me eric) from /a/ where he thinks I'm a mod. I'm not a mod.
>>748709069the problem is that if you report his posts the mod does not have any context as to what shit he's pulling here, he only sees that one post, and without the context that person posting it is spewing post after post of schizophrenic nonsense, it looks like regular discussion of Elden Ring, so the report gets ignoredHe knows this, which is why he keeps doing it, because unless our mods find a fucking braincell it's completely unmitigatable
>>748709151ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you are literally going out of your way to make up literal bullshitand apparently jannies are too retarded to understand what you're doing so honestly, it's not even your fault
>>748708719it's against the rules to troll and bait in this manner, there's no real discussion here
>>748709273You can email them to explain what I'm doing if you want. >>748709339I'm not shitposting though, I genuinely want to spread this bird stuff in elden ring so more eyes and minds will be on it to solve where it goes. Beyond my banter with a loser that is obsessed with me is me posting my images and explaining how I found this so others can do the same.
>>748707031>In Souls threads his favorite thing to do is to fuck with autistic lorefags by just making up narratives that simply aren't there and calling you retarded for questioning his sources.Kek based schizo
>>748709151I've added the actual Dragonirian on steam and he's doing fine. Like Lee Goldson you've not accomplished anything against the man because samefagging as a mob of /v/ doesn't cause newfags to personal army for you like this is fucking Sharty.Instead you're nothing but a deranged nuisance who needs his internet privileges revoked.>>748709273This, they're aware of him but can do nothing. Anyone dedicated to such a no-life mission can never be removed from 4chan. It's why Lee lasted so long and why faggots like Ruggarell can just open a discord every few months just to lower board quality.
>>748709515You obviously aren't a mod because you'd ban them for what they are doing to you if you were.
>>748709653I hope he's doing well we talk a bunch in /vg/ still. >>748709704I wouldn't even if I had the power. I don't dislike him even though he hates me with a burning obsessive passion. I pity the poor thing. You should see how he's treated in /vg/ I've adopted a soft nature with him so he will know I don't dislike him even given our past.
>>748709406Where you see trolling others see an anon presenting his theories. You may find them tortured or contrived but can you really know if he's not posting them in earnest?
>>748709273They're too busy lancing random pictures of deltarune and seething
>>748709863>but can you really know if he's not posting them in earnest?You can, because I've said I'm being earnest for 2 months regarding this. I really do just want to see what all this stuff is about.
>>748709863He's not posting them in earnest, despite the actual amount of effort and some degree of consistency in the elaborate fanfiction he's created between the cracks of soulsborne lore.This is the same guy that actively shit stirs in Nintendo related console war threads, it's all for reactions.
>>748709653Didn't Lee eventually give up and now his bot is used by a group of spergs that are somehow even more retarded than him?
This is fake shit taking the piss. There are no secret birds hidden every where. Just anons trying to generate a meme.Forced.
>>748710041>>748710121Are you really seething on cooldown?
>>748710156He will do it for hours when I'm posting. I upset him in the past a few times and he has never gotten over it.
>>748710082Yeah I'm pretty sure Lee gave up, but there was nothing stopping him but himself.That's why the "Erician Name calling Sunrealm Schizo" will never be dealt with on the 4chan staff end.I fear only Americas destitute Health Care system failing him will handle the matter. Unless he's some richfags schizo son in which case we're fucked.
>>748710301He seems too afraid to address you directly now so there's that.
It really is every thread nowadays.
>>748710121>anonsIt's one guy and his excessive samefagging.
>>748710537If you are nice to a shitposter trying to be a clown they don't know what to do so be nice to them.
>>748710561I'm the main guy but there are a few anons from /vg/ doing it.
>>748688742I see it.
>>748710537That's a lesser version of the Poopdick schizo post.But in all reality, despite their complaints of the issue it doesn't invalidate that there are "Tripless Shitposters" that cause problems.People act like 4chan is anonymous on a user-to-user basis but every person has a posting style that identifies themselves and if you spend enough time or in a small enough community you'll recognize patterns.For example, I used to post a theory in metroid threads and another anon hated it. We soon realized that basically every time I posted the theory, the SAME anon was the one rejecting it and we both keked that of all the people in those threads it was always down to just him posting an objection to it and me being the only faggot who had that theory.It might not be helpful to try and "infodump" on them, but it's also not helpful to let it slide.ACfag who is also in every fucking metroid thread had successfully baited threads for like 17 years using the same talking points and this only happens because newfags fall for it and don't read "The long history of how ACfag turns your normal heretosexual feelings for Samus into endless bait he can milk from you"It's fortunate that ACfag just ignores it or says "Well uh at least I love VIDEOGAMES" rather than try to Jew deflect it like the schizo in this thread.
Anon's discover actually mindbroke this shitposter into concern trolling holy shit.
>>748710019I choose to believe you birdbro
>>748691924That's a dog though.
>>748711263I remember reading some asinine schizo post about some minor detail of a game that only made sense in his extremely mentally ill head, only to stumble on a thread about the same game over FOUR YEARS LATER and he was still posting the exact same complaint.At a certain point you just have to accept that 4chan is a daycare for the mentally ill, the brown, the poor, and the maladjusted.
>>748711779Bird looking over a chick that died coming out of an egg. You'll get why its that when you start doing the run yourself and see more imagery. There is a cycle of predation going on with the various aspects, the weakest of the birds is persecuted and hunted by the others.
>>748711848I enjoy real schizophrenia, not weird attention seeking manic depressive nonsense.Nora is one of the REAL schizo niggas and I wish he'd post on /v/ more often.
I had to stitch these 2 together rather shittily but this is another of the references to the established twin-bird hunting the newly born one trying to kill it before it can become the god of the system. It seems to be a natural part of the cycle that makes the new bird strong if they survive.
I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT. THE ELDEN BIRD. OHHHH ELDEN BIRD.
>>748691014So this is the same guy that calls everyone dragonirian?
>>748715436Nope. I call him sneedger (same guy but he uses a different name on /vg/). There is a reason that totally unrelated totally not the doxed brony is trying to defend himself so hard lol. I ruined his life so hard by laughing at his failures years ago. Then I did it again on /vg/ and he was my little shadow ever since.
>>748712860I see the obvious lower left picture bird but I completely miss the right one, can you draw around it? Your theory is right, however I don't know if you compared the swords from the DLC, light and darkness, tell me what you think
>>748716840Nice. The right will be the big bird face you see in the image, flanked by 2 cuttlefish heads.
>>748716840
>>748715436Given the image is stick figures discussing why Baldur's gate III is trash before a schizo in the comic complains that they're all samefagging, I'd say it's the same fag trying to use a comic used to call him out against randos. Its confusing as fuck, but imagine a schizophrenic samefagging retard that acts like everyone else is a samefagging schizophrenic retard so anyone calling him out for being a samefagging schizophrenic retard look like a schizophrenic samefagging retard.The actual real Dragonirian who can easily contact on steam made a post about why Baldur's Gate III was tranny slop so the samefagging schizphrenic retard started claiming all posts were made by him and continues this weird routine on multiple threads daily.
>>748720310oh no its still trying.
>>748720310So this guy >>748715953 is the schizo?
>>748720472He (you) is going to say yes because he is really really upset with me. He came back here after bailing for hours the second he pinged me in /vg/ and got laughed at there. Poor guy is suffering, be nice to him (yourself).
>>748720472yes
>>748720532This? Being a weirdo that uses the jeet makes me think he is just insane.
>>748720472>Doxxed bronyYeah, Poopdick or whatever you want to call him does like to use a few key words and calling "Dragonirian" (random fucking anons having opinions he doesn't like) a "brony" or a "lolcow" is an indicator. He also loves the outdated meme "humiliation ritual" and "driving him to suicide". Sometimes he refers to the Dragonirian strawman as a she, or an it for a tranny affect.Also he likes to bring up that Dragonirian's steam claims he's Russian.He'll same fag all day if we keep posting in this thread, weaving between Elden Ring schizo posts and samefagging a group of "in the know" /v/ users jerking each other off over "The russian brony lolcow humiliating himself"It's all really ritualistic really.
>>748720778yesHe isn't insane though it is all an act. When I'm not talking about the bird stuff he is a pleasant little shitposter he is self aware in what he's doing. He isn't even mean when we play Nighteign together, it is only when I'm talking about the lore in the game that he gets triggered. Not even the bird stuff, he was getting triggered at basic lore. It stems from when I laughed at him repeatedly when he doxed himself.
>>748720421why is a bird trapped in the rock in this place?
>>748720778>>748720951Also the obsession with time stamps during samefagging as these two posts indicate. I believe this is because other people were trying to prove Poopdick's samefagging methods so he started taking schizo screen caps focused on "a minutes length between posts"Again, all a factor of "If I accuse everyone else of doing what I'm doing I'll get off scott free".
>>748721108Glass case of emotion, technically. >>748721190Its a thing that came about when our lolcow doxed himself and tried to defend himself with tripcodes and we used timestamps to show it was the same anon. It ended up being a holdover from years back.
Just clicked the thread, read a couple of posts before getting bored, and then scrolled all the way to the bottom. Don't ask me anything.
>>748721253Also this is a huge indicator. He has a tendency to twin reply. One to himself and one to an outsider in this exact character length minimization.
>>748721345Would be funny if that happened amirite?
>>748721393God I hope the welfare state collapses and your ass is shipped off to go die for Israel. Finally /v/ would be peaceful.
>>748721493I know.
>apparently multiple people can see these birds>no a single one circles them in the images to prove themselves rightWeird.I also not the schizo himself never aknowledges any posts about circling the birds, nor does he ever gives a real reason to not do such a basic thing.Very sus, innit?
>>748722290Sometimes Terr (a guy from /vg/) does the circle thing wrong intentionally so that the birds will be easier to see. You might be able to summon him. The rest of us don't really need the circles. Anons images of his tarnished for instance, the bird is Rennala's hat.
>>748722378>I'm here to spread the lore>no, I personally don't need this thing that would spread the lore, so I won't do it despite how it would make it much easier to spread the lore. Neither will anyone else, somehow>and the person that does it, is doing it wrong, but I won't correct him>I will spend a lot of time arguing with some schizo that hates me, but anyone that engages in good faith and can't see it gets ignoredSurely you see how this looks, right?
>>748722586>Surely you see how this looks, right?Can you circle it for me?
>>748722687sarcasm doesn't help you spread the lore.
>>748722743What lore?
I started seeing birds in the game after seeing these posts.
>>748722865This lore>>748688993>I'm trying to spread info on this so others will find it.How are you "trying to spread info" by acting like a smarmy git and not providing the simplest possible thing that would show people what you want them to find?
>>748722972Thats the twinbird anon. I'm the marika poster.
>>748723046Post marikas bob and vagene
>>748687305I had my interact button on my right trigger so I could just passively grab shit as I moved around.
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>>748723210nice butta
Despite my over 1000 hours in Elden Ring, I have never really done anything with the crafting system.
>>748720951>He isn't insane though it is all an act.Haha yeah he's not weird or anything he's just "pretending" to be that way 24/7 in every thread by acting it out as if he actually was that way
>>748724078He's weird as fuck, he's a brony. Trust me man I've spent a LOT of time conversing with him over the years and he isn't actually insane. Worst he actually is is just an attention starved discord groomed loser that doesn't understand 4chan contextually. I'm telling you, when I'm talking to him or playing NR with him and he doesn't know I'm the anon he hates with a passion he is cool with me and acts normal if slightly gay from his discord grooming. He is the mythical modern performative man, but he's choosing to be that consciously. I wouldn't let him serve me food but I'd let him white wash my fence.
>>748687305I've started crafting a bit more in my recent playthroughs. Mostly to get certain consumables to round out my build.
>>748724269>he isn't actually insane.> just an attention starved discord groomed loser that doesn't understand 4chan contextuallyAdd the context that he's been doing this for years and that is the textbook definition of mentally insane
>>748687305yes, until i realise they dont do shit because i never fed the horse or craft
>>748688672Fucking nerd
>>748722586>Despite all evidence in the thread clearly showing anyone on /v/ who isn't a massive retard that a deranged attention whoring schizo samefagger is the one spamming random screenshots claiming there are birds in, I am going to engage with him and call out his questionable inability to draw on the images the locations of the birdsAh yes, this is the "12 colored meteors bore the outer gods as stated by Stars of Ruin" all over again.
I still don't see any birds.
>>748723046You're both of them faggot. You are not fooling anyone.
>>748727041>spamming random screenshots claiming there are birds inStill going huh?
>>748727703This is his life now.
>>748727762>>748727703I spend a small fraction of my life on 4chan being a schizo retard. Can you say the same?
>>748728787No, I don't spend any time being a schizo, it doesn't seem healthy for the mind in the long term like other anon is alluding to.
>>748728891If I had the time, I would accumulate every single post with the phrase "russian brony" or "SunRealm" to prove to everyone in this thread how many hours you spend daily doing this shit, but I don't have the time or the will to do that right now.
>>748687305Literally yes. It’s a great addition to the game. Warming stones are great if you go heavy on blue flasks, greases are basically free, and fire pots especially are really versatile (stuns hands, Miranda flowers, resets frost, etc). People also shit on arteria leaves being meme loot but fail to realize how insanely good the aromatics are. I think nightreign did clue people in on how great this shit is. The ability to face tank is a game changer
>>748687305I could not be fucking bothered by any of the craftables, or crafting apart from smithing in this game. Even if the game is much more open than Dark Souls, I completely disregarded all crafting material at the start.But I kind of regret that I did, the pots are kind of cool.
>>748687305if a consumable is finite, it's against the spirit of the action game
>>748729035you don't have to do that though the archive search shows you the exact amount
>>748729035You have the time you should do it. Make sure to do an eric one so people know why you get made fun of like you do.
>>748729367It's less about the exact amount and more like time spanse, that would take more effort.
>>748688017GW? The Patriots?
>>748692519I unironically believe Ash Lake and the Path of the Dragon is a reference to "The Conference of the Birds."The Stone Dragon represents Simorgh/God, who is a reflection of the thirty birds (si morgh), who are themselves a metaphor for Man.Thirty is also a sphenic number, and Titanite is also known as Sphene -- the Titanite Slab sold by the Handmaid in DS3 costs 30k.
>>748687305Yes but only because I have the tism and feel the need to pick up and sell everything in every videogame.
>>748729585I got the eric one ready for you when you finish setting up how you want to arrange this.
>>748729880Holy shit he he might actually be schizophrenic.
>>748729416>>748729880Nobody mentioned an Eric, but the amount of times you bring that name up really does lead credience to the schizo was doxxed and tries his hardest to detatch the name.Anyways, look at how much autistic shitposting you did, you finally found your personal armor in AI. My sides are in orbit.
>>748730001Control F the thread you clown.
A well a everybody's heard about the birdB-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the wordA well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
>>748730001I'm the guy he is obsessed with shitting on and I think this is too far.
Why does Mohg's birds have autism?
>>748733037They want to spread their wings but they have to wait for half health.
>>748688348Actually see the birds in this one, anon might be on to something.
>>748730178DONCHU KNOW 'BOUT THA BIRD?EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS A WORD!!!!AAAAA BUMBAWAW MANAMANAW
>>748733404Thanks broski.
HOLY SHIT HER HAT IS A GOOSE!THE BIRDS ARE EVERYWHERE!!
>>748733993I know right, they really are everywhere once you notice them.
>>748734109It might be the biggest find in the game ever. Imagine it, millions of people have been playing this game for years and an anon turns out to find this of all people.
