>you just sold Minecraft to Microsoft for 3 billion dollarsWhat's your next move?
>>748742656Blow and Hookers until I have a heart attack
>>748742656fuck ya muddah
>>748742656It’s hilarious how irrelevant he’s been ever since.
Do nothing.Win.
>>748742656Buy out an entire village and pay attractive women with very large breasts to live there.
If I was a billionaire I would buy a mansion and fill it exclusively with autistic women who play JRPGsThen I would campaign on how stupid the tax system is for not taxing me on my stock gains because I technically never sold them, and how we need socialism
>>748742656chill
>>748742946>We need a system that ruined every society that ever practiced it
>>748742656Tweet about white supremacism all day until John Carmack tells me AI is good ackshually and then vibe code all day.
what's he up to now? is he still vibe codeing a dungeon crawler?
If I did that and looked like that probably a high end mobility scooter
>>748743095China is beating the US in every metric that matters + the US has literally sabotaged or invaded every country that opted out of capitalism
>>748742946i follow that bitch on twitter but she doesnt do onlyfans or anything. what is her appeal? she also looks kinda retarded. like with her face
>>748742656Get lean and jacked by having the best nutrition in the world.Pay pornstars to film "scenes" with me. (Advanced prostitution)Start up my own game studio that makes coomer gachas and hire a bunch of people to do the work while I do nothing and make passive income. Just enjoy life constantly having sex when I want it, being healthy, and yeah that's it.
>become a billionaire >spend the rest of your lonely life pathetically shitposting on twitter He's the biggest fagretard imaginable. If any sane person was in his position you'd never hear from them again. Just buy a yacht and fuck slam young clam in the Mediterranean why is this so hard for him.
>>748743259Then move to China faggot
outbid jay-z and beyonce for a $70m mansion in beverly hills that has a candy room with an M&M tower
>>748743324Love how Americans assume everyones ideal life is a yacht and hookers. Absolutely zogged
>>748743324Its just eurocuck behavior
Find out which of the best pornstars also work as escorts.
>>748743368Prime example of sour grapes
>>748743368Yes, the ideal life is to live alone with no friends, acquaintances, or human interaction of any kind while you cry on the internet about the most mundane inconsequential shit imaginable.
>>748742946
>>748742656didn’t this retard fund Karl lobst lawsuit against King Billy
>>748743259China is neither Communist, nor Socialist. Just because they use the hammer and sickle out of "tradition", they are no less the same capitalistic dystopia as the Westy except way more authoritarian (the West is catching up in that regard though)
>>748742946taxing unrealized gains is retarded thougheverso is socialism
>>748743314i would guess people think shes ugly enough that they have a chance. they're wrong.
>>748742656Since I'd have enough to live the rest of my life in that sun, I'd deep dive in my hobbies. Probably hire some master tutors every once in a while. I'd probably try my hand at some new stuff too to see what clicks. >>748743315>Get lean and jacked by having the best nutrition in the world. That too.
>>748742902not as irrelevant as you
>>748742656
>>748743463More like SHITTY GRAPES, who wants to eat feces pieces from grandpa's dingleberry vine?!?
>>748742656>Modern minecraft breaks most of its rules about its updatesHe fquarking WON and he didn't even do anything besides piss of std ridden tumbleriteshe's still a bum tho
>>748743368I want a woman with macromastia to serve as a head rest on demand.
>>748742656I would never have sold it, NEVER!
>>748743617If China is capitalist, then can we please do their form of "capitalism"? You know the one where we ban private land ownership, housing costs as low as $50/m or free, 70% of the economy is state-owned, and they execute capitalists that get too greedy?>>748743665You can't just be allowed to take out loans against your stocks and then claim you technically have $0 incomeIf you seriously think that tax loophole shouldn't be closed you're retarded
get 100 moroccan amazigh women pregnant
>>748742656Buy 4chan. Then remove every board that isn't for hobbies or porn.
>>748743472There's an infinite amount of ways to spend your time, that's why the joke works better when it's talking about American ideals because everyone has the exact same one and it doesn't diverge
>>748743858What's the supposed loophole there? I wouldn't wish to be charged income tax on my loans. I already pay tax on what I purchase with the loans.
>>748743858>china is not capitalist>china is socialistactually china is communism. everyone knows this
>>748743990You realize tax policies like this can be targeted specifically at ultra wealthy people with hundreds or thousands of millions of dollars in assets?You don't have to worry, that's not you.The government is currently borrowing 2 trillion dollars a year and paying interest on it, they pay that interest with tax moneyWhy are they borrowing money in the first place? Mostly because instead of taxing rich people, they borrow from them, and then pay rich people back interest (again with your tax money)20% of all federal tax income goes just to paying interest
>>748742656Make Minecraft II.
Somehow a thread about Minecraft devolves into a thread about socialism and China. You faggots could had at least tried to be more subtle about your shilling.
>>748742656Full hedonism with Laura
>>748743858How much taxation do you think that "loophole"(it's not a loophole) accounts for? Cracking down on it would accrue something like 10 billion dollars a year. It's largely a myth. The commie retards filling your head with lies should not be trusted. Good luck
>>748744134I see. So, it's not a loophole, you actually believe the tax code shouldn't be applied consistently in this case.
>>748742656moving to some random tribal village in Africa, installing modern infrastructure (mostly just for myself) and living like a literal king with a harem of all the local girlsanything else is larping
>>748744187That loophole (taking out loans against your stocks instead of selling them, entirely avoiding capital gains tax and thus paying literally $0 in tax)Is the primary method of "income" of the ultra wealthy, If you were to close it, and tax them at just 2% of their total net worth a year, it would bring in several trillions of dollars of tax income entirely eliminating the deficit and actually allowing the debt to be paid down
>>748742919I'd be happy with a mansion
>>748742656Buy a tacky mansion in LA and be a fag on Twitter.
>>748744318give that poor dog a break...
>>748744370kek
>>748743858Western socialists are controlled opposition and are too busy discussing minorities, Palestine and trees.
>>748743348uhm... no
>>748742656>buy tropicall 8sland and build a cozy home there>buy land in new zeland and build a hpme there>start privare nonprofit with animal sanctuaries located on said lands>travel between the two depending on seasonsI would probably invest 10% of it in game related projects throught the years if anything catches my attention and live chill life focusing on creating art.Notch was stupid to move to cali and buy a mansion to throw parties to random people, literaly low iq move.
>>748742656spend it like a retard and probably die in 10-15 years from indulgent lifestyle
>>748744275It's not a loophole and it wouldn't account for anywhere near that amount of money. Just read about it, it's called "buy, borrow, die" and it's commonly misrepresented by commie hucksters.
>>748742902I mean yeah, he's just one of those guys who had a golden ticket idea kinda like Henry Ford. But different than them, you're irrelevant and not even in a hilarious but rather just a pathetic way.
>>748742656Buy IP rights to Quantum Break and give them to Remedy likely at a loss. Buy IP rights to Dead Space and work out a mutually beneficial deal with Capcom to remake Dead Space 3.
>>748742656A harem of 18 year old colombian girls
invest in aibe a trillionaire die to some cia or isreali agents stealing your money
>>748742753fpbp
>>748743858China home ownership is not possible in the big cities. My Chinese coworker moved his parents to Seattle because they couldn't afford Shanghai anymore
>>748745158Even the most expensive cities have decent apartments available at like $200, some less but I'm talking about decent apartmentsYour story is bullshit, Seattle has some of the most expensive housing in the world
>>748744663Why would you care about being relevant with all that money? If anything mot being known is much more beneficial
Move to somewhere by the beach that has nice weather year round, is safe, and with mostly white people. Open up a little espresso shop near the beach, hire a few hot 18 year old female employees that I can enjoy looking at (but not fucking because obviously I'm asking for trouble if doing that), open at 10, close at 2, and enjoy the rest of the day fucking around on the beach. If you asked me two years ago, it would be that, PLUS "start a small gaming studio", but with AI's advancements, that seems like a waste of time and funds now since the market will be deeply saturated soon.
>>748743259No, it's not. But retards like you think it is. "Oh man, look at the infrastructure, they are so beating the US." And less than 2 years later the infrastructure collapses and most of the buildings are empty with common people living in shitholes, and it turns out it was all a shell game that drained hundreds of billions out of China's economy. "Oh, man, look at their military! So much better!" Then Maduro meets the man and China's tech is proven to be so shit that China stopped every single bit of its saber rattling. "Oh man, China's AI is so much better!" Then it turned out it was literally copy and pasted Claude AI, and so poorly copy and pasted it instantly integrated with the Claude servers and revealed a bunch of China's state secrets. China is just slant eyed India with better thieves and more reliable international welfare support for their shit system. They rely entirely on IP theft and making people dependent on their poor manufacturing, and the instant some of that starts to go away they begin to collapse. And yet still, despite every time being shown China is all smoke and mirrors, you fags come out and go, "Man, China is eating everyone's lunch!"Jesus, you'd think if nothing else China's state of video games would make you realize China is full of shit. 99.99% of their games are the shittiest form of gacha and gaas, and outside of Wukong the 0.01% of their non-gacha and non-gaas games have been trash.
do nothing while microsoft ruins your magnum opus
>>748744275Ok but you have to pay interest on a loan, it's not free money.
>>748745658Which is lower than taxes so a loophole.
>>748745358Some people will never care but being rich gets boring after some point and you'll more than just expensive toys for the rest of your life.
>all these retarded porn addict answersno wonder he didn't amount to anything. my number one priority would be making a huge movie production that is allowed to run at a massive loss so it doesn't have to cater to the masses
>>748743259China is a capitalist dictator state
>>748745708you'll also never have to worry about your financial security, never have to work if you don't want to, and never have family members suffer hardships which could be averted if they had enough money
>>748742656Take care of my familyInvest in some games I want. Don't even need to make a profit on them.Host stupid and inane events with large cash prizesBuy 4chan but hire anyone else to deal with the legal mattersI dunno what do you do with that much money
>>748742656No matter what I do i keep working on something like a job to have occupying me and have a healthy routine with some spontaneous wildcards in-between because you will die inside out of boredom one or the other way but yeah this thread has a couple nice ideas too instead of an mansion id buy a old castle or ruin and modernise it and perhaps fund a couple of things here and there
>>748744275>If you were to close it, and tax them at just 2% of their total net worth a yearIslam was right about billionaires>Zakat is a mandatory annual 2.5% religious wealth tax required of adult Muslims whose assets exceed a minimum threshold called the Nisab for a full lunar year (Hawl)Any country that does this will end poverty in 2-3 years.
>>748746024so what went so drastically wrong in all the islamic countries then? >oh ya, islam
>>748745772OMG we have a "better man" reddit moderator ITT! So stunning and brave! Wow, so mentally mature! Did you ask your wife bf's permission to make this post?
>>748746152>What went so drastically wrong in all the Islamic countries then?They are run by brown people.
>>748746152The gulf states are incredibly rich you knowBrunei is communist monarchy Islamic micro-state inside Indonesia, everyone has turbo communist welfare from all the oil money and people are way richer than anywhere else in Indonesia
>>748742656Marry a teen
>>748746252means nothing. the quality of person from there is about the lowest you can get
>>748746152islamic countries mostly don't enforce zakat.
>>748746252Nta but i expected this answer with oil yet on a Sol level they still get mogged because only a few actually benefit from it not the whole population
>>748745704Why does it account for such a small amount of their income then
>>748746427It is $0 income, taking out a loan is technically negative money on paper, some years billionaires literally have $0 income and thus pay $0 income tax.
>>748746515https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5104644
>>748746427It is a practical income, not technical income. Suppose you have $100 iron bars. You sell those bars for $100 and now you owe the gubmint say $35.Now suppose you have the same iron bars and you go to a bank and show them that you do indeed have those iron bars, then take out a loan and if you become insolvent, the iron bars are a collateral. Now you owe the bank $10 over the next year. Your "profit" is the $25 difference. Also you are owed dividends which you use to cover the loan. Or you take another loan to pay the previous loan. If you realize dividends once per year, you owe the gubmint perhaps 7-10%, depending on the country. Basically the more rich you are, the less you pay.And it's hard to change too because if you're gonna tax me harder I just move my business elsewhere. High taxation works only in countries with low corruption and reliable legal system (white high trust society).
>>748747240I understand it's just not happening at the scale you seem to think it is. It is not going to change anything budget wise. https://taxpolicycenter.org/taxvox/richs-real-tax-trick-isnt-buy-borrow-die
>>748742656He secretly resents Minecraft and I get it He stumbled upon the perfect formula for an indie game that'd blow the market open and become the most popular game of all time. It's his magnum opus. People hate his guts for his opinions as a personAndNobody respects what he does as a game developer because anything afterwards will get compared to Minecraft and there isn't going to be anything that he can make that'd be better than it. Sure just do a game with a story Minecraft has no story surely that'd be easier right? Guy ain't him for stories. He's a programmer who got inspired by fucking infiniminer. He ain't going be Homer writing the Odyssey. Releasing Minecraft was the death kneel for his passion as an independent game developer.
>>748746276>Marry a teenDude, what? How does the teen look? Surely just being a teenager isn't enough.
>>748742946foota
>>748742902He made something big, cashed out while it was still worth something, and walked away with more money than anyone on this board will ever see.Only twitterbrained dimwits think he needs to be relevant after that.
>>748743348No thanks. I don't want to be beaten and murdered by my government or forced to live in poverty while working 14hours a day.
>>748742656He could've sent a few million to the Infiniminer dev and wouldn't have missed anything. What a piece of shit. Fat, bald, divorced, alone and blacklisted in Hollywood. No Diddy or Epstein parties for him.
>>748745879people in developed world don't have to worry about financial security in the first place
>>748742656>next moveSimply enjoy a luxurious stress free life shitposting on here, playing vidya, going around the worlds top travel locations to find the ideal spot to stay
>>748749436>going around the worlds top travel locations to find the ideal spot to stayWhat do you mean by ideal spot? What's wrong with where you live?
Get depressed in a mansion and never do anything ever again.
I would go to sub saharan africa and with less than 5 million I would hire an army full of mercenaries and take over the country and have my own country full of resources and slaves to do whatever I please
>>748749747>I would hire an army full of mercenaries and take over the country and have my own country full of resources and slaves to do whatever I pleaseThat idea is just crazy bad. Did you choose Africa because they're your people and you want to rule over them?
Yes.
>>748742656shitpost online all day
>>748742902Anon lmao do you really desire popularity that badly
>>748742656Remember when he declined working with Steam because he said he wanted to make his own Steam? The funny part is Minecraft is the sole thing keeping Microshit's gaming division alive so he could have easily done that. I don't blame him though, 3 billion is enough money to never worry about anything again
>>748742656Not buying a mansion in America.Buy those pink cookie machine that Valve has.
>>748749747You'd end up dead or in prison for war crimes in 5 years tops.
>>748749905I had a feeling that's what it was. >i'll use my newfound money to enslave my peopleFelt like an idea a Black guy would have. Meanwhile, Gabe Newell has infinite money, and he lives as a shut in on a boat somewhere. It's hard to imagine what that kind of person cares about. Maybe he's just depressed like the rest of us. I like to imagine a rich person being on 4chan because the wealth of an individual doesn't affect anything here, and it's bad regardless of how good your life is.
>>748749747Good luck getting your gravel though.
>>748742656bbw farm
>>748742902Wins better than 99.9% of people.>i-it was just that one time tho…Once is all you need.
>>748742656Get a hair transplant, lose the weight, becomes anonymous on the internet.
>>748742656Giving away 80% of it in taxes
>>748743749>>748749957>>748750278calm down, mark
I hear he has bodyguards that have full diamond that patrol his mansion and he has lots of red stone contraptions everywhere.
First thing would be to buy a sweet house, then I'd hire some money guy to manage all the money. Then I'd fly to Japan, hire a translator and waltz into Camelot and tell them that I'm contracting them to build a new Golden Sun and lay out terms. I'd then probably start building up my own studio, but keep it manageably small so that it doesn't bloat like the AAA studios And then I'd fuck your mom
>>748746298you're not quality person either
>only like 2 anons talking about starting game studio>the rest is literally zogbot yacht, hooker, drug tier normaltrashgo back to xitter
>>748742902It's hilarious how retarded you are.
>>748751702>only like 2 anons talking about starting game studiodefinitely wouldn't do this. Much like 90% of the rest of the board, I don't know fuck about shit about making games, and even if it's about commissioning games, I wouldn't bankroll it unless I could guarantee quality and like I said, I don't exactly know how to do that. I'd either end up making like 2 games before going through my entire hoard or need to make my company open to (((investors))) and then I'd make garbage. There are more games that I could ever hope to play in 10 lifetimes. If I had that money I'd build a bad ass little house/compound in the woods somewhere, throw as much money as possible to get high speed internet, and the world would never see me again.
>>748742656This faggot was teasing a dungeon crawling rpg for years now. Where is it, you fat fuck? I need my fix.
>>748752118He ate it.
>>748751956Well, with that attitude you'll end up doing nothing just like Gaben and Notch. No wonder /v/ idolizes them so much. It's literally /v/ incarnate (fat, poor social skills, thinks he is better than everyone, kind of an asshole, doesn't play video games)
>>748752157>you'll end up doing nothingcorrect>fatkinda>poor social skillswrong>thinks he's betterNope, I don't have an unrealistic grasp of myself or my abilities, exactly why I wouldn't throw money into a blender trying to make my own games. Closest I'd go is probably paying to make mods. I bet I could hire a bunch of freelancers to cut out all the retarded shit from FF7R and actually make it an RPG while keeping the visuals. Obviously couldn't sell it but wouldn't need to at that point>kind of an assholedepends on who you ask, I guess>doesn't play video gamesI'm playing vidya as we speak, and I'll never run out no matter how much I play. Life is beautiful anon
>>748742656I would finally buy friends and a wife and be happy.
>>748751702Poorfags... poorfags everywhere. Once they get some money they'll kill any potential source of income so they can speedrun their way into poverty as fast as they can again.
>>748742656I would contract my own lair deep in the mountains. Never to be disturbed ever again, or else.
>>748752447>Once they get some money they'll kill any potential source of incomeshit nigger with 3bil I couldn't imagine going broke, no matter how much I spent. I could drop 1 million dollars a day and it'd take, what, 8 years and some change to go broke?But that's what everyone with money says. Throw 10mil in the S&P and live off the dividends. average return of 10% means I get annual checks of 1mil and that's a good safety net if I'm somehow able to spend the other $2.99 billion
>>748742656Gonna buy 4chan and then just ban anyone that annoys me, especially here on /v/.
>>748742656Unironically start a Max Hardcore inspired gonzo porn studio
>>748752691I mean, yeah, you're probably right. But that's a mentality sort of thing. If anything goes horribly wrong, you're fucked.
If I had a billion dollar I would want to father something like 20 children with the most beautiful woman I could find, but before I would give half of it to my mom to protect it just in case.
>>748753053>trusting a foidshe's gonna spend it anon
>>748753103Elon has 14 kids and he's doing alright
>>748753183that wasn't the part I disagreed with. Kids aren't that expensive, especially not when you have 1 billion dollars.The problem is entrusting any amount of money to a woman. I mean, fuck, even fictional women will spend your money, can't even trust your own mother in Pokemon Crystal.
>>748753103Not all mothers are stupid whores likes yours.
>>748753352I know how modern foids are but not every woman is evil. I can trust my mom.
>>748742902He's still relevant, he's got it all and he's done it all. Seems like a win to me
>>748746205Bodied that freak
>>748742656Buy it for $2,000,000,000.00.
>>748753435the only man a woman can love is her son, but that doesn't make her good. My mom basically killed my dad by socially ostracizing and framing him until he roped.
