horror game idea: you join a fraternity but don't like to eat poop
>>748749040The context to this seems very funny.
>>748749194>the right says nothingwho do you think is doing it?
>>748749194I thought all of academia was left leaning, why do all those left leaning universities not just allow but encourage frats?
>>748749394Because the only "people" in the US who go to these expensive institutions are Jews, so these kind of sicko things can't be helped when the tribe congregates.
>used to think frats were gay because i was an idiot and fell for every meme in the book>close friend of mine who was pretty much socially inept joined one and busted his ass to improve himself>he gradually became the most desirable male in our circle of friends and was beaming with confidence>got married to a really hot chick and is about to have his second kidIt turns out that I was the idiot all along.
>>748749040hazing is the dumbest bullshit
>>748749504>actually believing thisYou probably don't realize that WASPy Americans are just as racist as the average Yuropean schizo.
>>748749536You would have been a failure no matter what, the frat didn't do shit for your friend, he did that
>>748749570Oh every American is racist.
>>748749612>join frat>suddenly you are paying money to have things that very few college students have such as:>large group of competent friends>campus-wide connections >statusYeah, it was definitely all him and not the massive self-esteem boost and constant pats on the back he would receive daily from literally everyone.
>>748749683Every human being is racist. The more they try to pretend like they aren't the more obvious it gets.
>bro you have to let us whip you while you're naked if you want to join our club>then we can go shove a broom up a guy's ass as a prank
Is dignity really that cheap?
>>748749768You can make connections without a frat you retard, I can't imagine being so pathetic that I would pay for friends
>>748749874>at some point in the late 1800s, a perverted lunatic became a prominent member of the fraternity>turned the ceremony into an opportunity to torture and molest incoming pledges>the only other senior member who speaks out against this disappears one day and is never found again>scares everyone else in the frat shitless and they never question the demented practices of their "brother" ever again>impressionable pledges who manage to put up with the humiliation develop stockholm syndrome and see it as a character building exercise >perform the same disgusting ritual year after year and end up recruiting other impressionable young men who grew up in abusive households and think this sort of thing is normal>150 years later>it just keeps happening
why is it never anything cool like fight 100 raccoons or run 10 miles naked? its always some drink barf or get whapped on the behind shit
>>748750075I'm not saying you can't, but one of those paths hands the connections to you on a silver platter and the other requires charisma. I too would prefer the latter, as it is far more impressive. But for guys like my friend who lacked the self-confidence? Charisma was something he needed to have drilled into him, and that's exactly what the fraternity did.
>>748750261If it was cool that would defeat the purpose. It's supposed to be a literal humiliation ritual.
>>748749768>constant pats on the backAlso dicks in the butt.
>>748750261If your parents are going to pay a lot of money to buy you a social life, then the least you can do is eat a bag of dog turds.
Why are Americans so damn gay???
>>748750156Just like our government.
>>748750437Is it any wonder that most political leaders were also frat boys?
>>748750390That's the weird shit to me, even if it's for humiliation purpose, it's always gay ass shit.
>>748750390>>748750613Frat hazing is to filter out people they don't like. If they like you they're not gonna make you do a bunch of retarded gay shit
>>748750613The priesthood is swarming with gays because there are a ton of christians who are gay and don't know what the fuck else to do about it. Then they get there and see that half the other brothers are gay and it opens a whole new world of understanding for them that also involves being gay and doing gay shit.
>>748750767Yeah but what if you do it anyway?
>>748750826then they just keep making you do more gay retarded shit until you give up
>>748749536Bot post.
>>748750842What if you never give up because you like doing gay retarded shit and the frat bros are too stupid to realize that you enjoy having their cocks shoved in all of your holes?
>>748750767I'm pretty sure they make everyone do some gay retarded shit, but everyone who joins keeps perpetuating it because they think if they went through it then its only fair that other newcomers go through it.
>>748750889I'm also the guy who posted >>748750156, which I'm sure you don't think is a bot post. Dummy.
Video games?
>he went to collegeWhy?
>>748749040>>748749536Do goyim really?
>>748751071get more edumacated>mfw seeing people on /v/ talk about neurotransmitters and antidepressants in ways that make me want to tear my hair outcompulsory education genuinely failed to teach the lowest common denominator anything of value
>>748749040Frat guys are based and the only alpha male types left. I work with a couple and they are more funny, soulful and politically incorrect than any of the trannyfaggots that browse here now.
>>748749040For me it's the cops being completely stuned at what he stubled upon.
>>748751314>sodomizing other males with a broom handle is top G alpha male behaviourOkay dude.
>>748751327I mean genuinely how are you supposed to react?
/v/ already feels like a frat house
>>748751450Do a 360 and walk away
>>748749536>>748749768>>748750156you really are a bitch. glad your friend made it and you didn't
>>748751486frat boys are known for getting pussy through, even if it's just through gangbangs or raping drunk girls
>>748751510You ain't wrong. You better believe I was shocked by my own ugly jealousy upon seeing his transformation, despite my own attempt at open-minded encouragement back during his lost days. I had a lot of growing up to do. What he achieved in ~8 years I still haven't achieved in over 15.
>>748749040>be American>go to school>get shot>go to play in the park>get shot>stay at home>get swatted>do nothing>get raped by the president and his friends>go to college>get forced to get debt out the ass to attend>go to college>get forced to eat shit and be assraped to "belong">marry someone>get divorce raped>go to work>get laid off to cut down costs right after the company announced they broke the records of earning for 20th year in a row>grow old>get raped by healthcare costs>get abandoned by family in a old people's home>die>finally know peaceGrim...
american frat houses be like "to join our frat house you must shoot yourself in the head after walking down a hallway covered in nails and drinking a jug filled with everyones piss. also 5 people died attempting this but one of our guys has a rich lawyer daddy so we didnt get any punishment"
>>748751653>be anything besides American>wish you were American
sauce?
>>748751708>this is what americant's believelol
>>748749040Alright I'm gonna need a QRD
>>748749536why are failed normalfags always so miserable?
>>748751765to join our frat you must eat shit
>>748751382Somehow
>>748751730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJT0imkW2nw>>748751765american college culture consists of rich white boys putting other rich white boys through humiliation rituals so they can join a group that act as surrogate friends that do gay shit and try to gangrape women
>>748749536all of that may be true, but the chances of your friend eating poo to join the frat to begin with isnt 0
Aren't those elite private schools for boys in Britain basically the same shit as American frats, the same hazings and groups of rich assholes comes from those.
>>748751898yeah. former pm fucked a pigs head allegedly
>>748751898Yes, angloids are mentally ill.
>>748751751>implyingBeing around the world and browsing 4chan has given me all the evidence I need, anon.
>>748750892
>>748750156>stockholm syndromeThat's not real you dummy.
>>748752056I imagine the only reason a person would have to believe this is if they themselves are a victim of it.
>>748751382>be a girl>join a sorority to get hazedit's a good plan
>>748751941You don't have to say allegedly here. The pig fucker isn't going to sue 4chan.
Frats are just the conservacuck/corpoloving version of those leftie campus book clubs and campus youth organizations.Theyre all fronts to keep the status quo going and to exclude political opposition. They should all be purged and criminalized along with all secret societies.
>>748752154>along with all secret societies.You mean like 4chan.org?
>>748752186There's nothing secret about this place. It's not 2006 anymore.Real fucked up secret shit is in telegram and god knows how many discords
>>748749040>you join a fraternity but don't like to eat poopludonarrative dissonance
>>748749040>Im american and I want to be so much in the cool house so I will degrade myselfWhy are mutts like this?
>>748752348it's from a lack of melanin
>>748749040Hazing is gay.
>>748752750Gayzing.
>>748749536Its a faustian pact. For hazing they lock you in a basement, make you eat live goldfish, shove stuff up your ass, waterboard you with vodka, and make you suck dick for a couple months when pledging.Flats are absolutely fucking retarded another reason why I absolutely despise the education system.
>>748750390Hazing is in a lot of cultures where men are forced in a harsh hierchy. Ie British Boarding Schools had extremely harsh hazing similar to frats. The Russian military is the worst example where older conscripts would rape the shit out of fresh ones.
>>748753156Why do some men subject themselves to any of that?
What's the point in even complying with this shit? Is it really worth it?
>>748753463sometimes they don't really have a choice, as in the case of conscripts
>>748753463Wanting to belong. We're social creatures, and seeing a group that seemingly offers you prestige and advantages makes you want to belong.
>>748753543Makes me glad that I'm an asocial sperg.
>>748753543I am a social creature and i don't want men i don't know to take turns raping my anus and coming inside of it.
>>748749040Fraternities are so fucking stupid. Can we ban them in college campuses? Some politician should get on that.
It's just what happens when there's no actual warrior culture of rights of adulthood or anything. You aren't ever actually going to raid another village or be tested as you become a man. Without any actual end result, you just get tests for tests sake and no release, you never actually prove yourself.So instead of a performing a feat of strength and now you can marry and join the hunting party, you just suck someone's dick so that later, you can get other people to suck your dick, and that makes a faggot of us all.
How can I get a college degree (or equivalent) without ever having to put my feet inside of a college?
>>748753650Obviously some people escape that rule, mostly 2 categories, social outcasts/retards for obvious reasons and people with a strong enough sense of self and dignity.
>>748753753enroll in one of those indian certificate programs
>>748753753take online courses or get certifications
>>748753753Go to the AI of your choice.Ask it to list a collection of textbooks for the subject you want, starting with no beginner knowledge to PhD.It spits out a list.Visit Anna.College classes just read the textbook at you these days, and getting books is piss easy. There's no reason to go to college anymore, unless you want the prestige of the piece of paper itself, which is what you're really paying for. An entire institution putting their reputation behind you to say "this retard is slightly less retarded than the other retards."If all you want is to learn, it's never been easier or cheaper.
>>748754546>unless you want the prestige of the piece of paper itselfBut that's the thing. That's what companies care about. Hence why I want something that's equivalent or slightly below, but also gives a piece of paper stating that I'm less retarded now.I guess certificates do just that.
>>748752348You already degrade yourself for free by coming here.
>>748754704>That's what companies care about.Not necessarily. Colleges have been such a clusterfuck for the past decade or so that my company is starting to weight the portfolio more than the degrees.
>>748749040>WoW_Forever_Beta.jpg
>>748754730/thread>please sir, may i have another!
>>748751708Maybe a few decades ago, yeah.Now, not so much
