>God of War Laufey has rocketed to the top of the PS Store charts in dozens of countries, ahead of its release in February.>Sony opened pre-orders for the game yesterday, and excellent new website PS Store DB reports that it already sits in second position in 44 of the official Sony storefronts it tracks, only being beaten by the upcoming GTA 6.I thought /v/ said the new God of War would flop because woman bad
>cake sells well at the cake store
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDS
>>748774263how many games can you preorder right now on the PS store
This slop is guaranteed to sell well. They will zip tie it to consoles, if anything.
>>748774263>I'M A FUGGING GOOOOOOOOOOOODvs.>GOOOOOOOOOOODSSS
>>748774263Cool what were the numbers? Cause wolverine was #1 and...
Wasn't Wolverine supposed to have tons of preorders too...? Meanwhile now the last thing we got told was that it was hanging under 2 million sales, so a financial loss.
>>748774263May we see the numbers?
>>748774581>They will zip tie it to consoles, if anything.Yep. It's anuda hzd.
>>748774263You guys underestimate India. This game and even her covered up design is made for them. They don't need (you) to be successful.
>>748774263You know what else is fucking massive?
>>748774667sadly it only selling well because it was in bundles got debunked, we lost bigly on that one chudbros
Ive tried to play God of War 2018 a couple times but I always peter out a little while after you get the... thing I dont remember you can interact with the blue stuff afterwards though.
>>748774263>Total sales - 1
>>748774263The game looks good. I just wish the writing wasnt cringe.
>>748774743indians don't have money for playstation
oh wow it's another instance of chuds being wrong and dumb, how could you tellI can't recall one boycott that worked this year, man they are kinda getting weak lol, so tired of winning>odyssey will flopliterally didn't flop>gta6 will floppeople are rushing while tripping all over themselves to get their hands on a ps5 pro just to play gta6>wolverine will flopdoing extremely well despite the online kvetching (thanks for free advertisement I guess, retards, and keep giving money to grifters as well)I can even predict the copes this time>ummm made up sales figures! it's da jooooos messing with numbers like they always do! (even doe the sales are reported by indipendent market analysis and research groups)>ummm it needs 10 trillion sales to break even (even doe like 3-4 millions is the modern standard for AAA games)>t-they will bundle it with every single console! (even doe they are ending disc production and there's nothing to bundle)>only jeets and browns will buy this game, t-they are low IQ so who cares! (even doe it's a game made by white people with white people sensibilities and culture and mythology)>ok it might not flop but woke is finished (even doe there are literally zero signs of woke games somehow stopping being made lol)
>>748774263The last two God of War games did really well. Why wouldn't this game not sell well? >Female ProtagonistYeah, but it's not a new character or a nobody to the story or a passing of the torch. Plus it means people can just jump into the series.
>>748774852Did it sell well? I don’t believe that. No one is a Horizon fan, yet Sony keeps sticking it in our faces.
>>748774263>excellent new website PS Store DBthis gives me the ick. it sounds slimy
>>748774958picrel literally mekeep wasting away playing slop faganon
>>748774263Notice that they didn't post actual numbers
>>748774872That's the part where the game starts getting better. Alfheim right? Kratos and Artreus stop getting mad at each other, Kratos talks more, and your one dungeon away from the next unique boss: a Dragon and the best upgrade for Artreus' arrows.
>>748774958If you show me a guy that looks like that praising KCD2 I'll eat my hat, and GTA6 will be the same way when it comes out. If you post a gay porn actor no hat eating will take place. I'm sure there is some freak that spent a few million on plastic surgery that likes gay porn.
if its really massive numbers, they'd brag about the numbers
>>748774263No corporation has ever lied to save face
>>748775219Do they usually announce 1st day numbers or 1st week numbers?
https://ps-store-db.live/
>>748774263It's in second place on that website because there aren't any other games on the list.
>>748774852>it got debooonked silly chud!>errrm thats actually fake news!
>>748774263oh good I guess they don't need more sales so I wont be buying it
>>748775450Based, so based
>>748775384i just love how GTA6 is numbered 6, guess Discord 1 2 3 4 and 5 are just selling giga massve digital preorder
>>748774958You can tell a tranny made this format. Holy shit is it soulless. New Vegas is great however.
>>748774263thumbnail be like "Ouch!"
>>748775024>Did it sell well?yes. through bundles. there were bundles 2 weeks after it came out.
Twitter, tiktok, instagram, reddit screencaps, links or news bullshit is forever banned but every board now has permanent flag ID’s and post ID’s. Do you accept this deal?
>Go Woke, Go BrokeYes, but it's not as simple as a female protagonist being woke. Or even a ugly female protagonist, Control sold well, and that protag had a man chin in-game.For every Chud mad at a female protagonist, you have a Libtard happy at a female protagonist. More or less. A female protagonist doesn't mean worse sales, even if she's not hot, it's just a red flag that the protagonist could be lame. Lame protagonist don't sell well even if they pander to GoonSlop. Metroid usually does well (when they don't make Samus lame), Samus can be in full armor or skintight suit, but either way she's cool, unless they make her fully silent (Prime 4) or turn her whiny (Other M).
>>748774263'F*CKING MASSIVE' - 1
>>748774536Between Raffey and Vulvarine, that's all the new first party games in a long while.I don't follow these things that much though.
>>748774762MY MOM
Do you trust user reviews?
>>748774263Can't wait for another blastcore game
>>748774263>god of war>play as femaleshouldn't it be... goddess of war?
>>748774667Damn look at all of those fake God of War sales
>>748774263How and why do you pre-order a digital game with no physical disc?
>>748775024>No one is a Horizon fan,
>>748774263why do normgroids buy the most recent triple AAA slop and then never finish it?
>>748775906jej
>>748774852>debunked chuds!!Ha! Sure
>>748774263I've personally pre-ordered 5 million copies. And I'm going to refund them all within the 2 hour window.
>>748774263wow it topped the charts against no competition
>>748774263I hope they don’t change the app color again. That piss yellow was disgusting and looked horrible during wolverflop
They say these games sell by the millions, but I never see any actual discussion about them, are Sonygroes just a critically endangered species on /v/?
>>748774263>MFW SONY WINS AGAIN, SWEET BABY!
>>748776294she's not a god and she's not associated with war
>>748774263>ugh i'm so tired of niggers in my games i hate niggers so fucking much, where my aryans at, le heckin' hitlerino and le shit>"Alright, here, a blonde white woman protagonist.">UGH WHAT IS THIS LE DEI GARBAGE, I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS, THIS IS WOKE TRASH >BTW DID I ALREADY TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE NIGGERS, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM
>>748774263The goyim get what they fuckin deserve desu
>>748774263>PS Store>dozens of countrieslol
>>748775359>>748775384Oh, is this another case of "It's #1 on the charts!">on PS5>in USA>if you only include first party games>today between 2pm and 4pmThey did the same thing trying to pretend Wolverine didn't flop, too.
>>748776556There's been at least one daily GOW thread for the last 8 years.
>>748776196I literally got banned for saying "Two gay weddings in my action game isn't exactly what I had in mind." so no.
>>748776357Calm down Herman.
>>748776718I don't think the jokers posting "Be better men" are big fans of the recent direction of the series. >>748776609behold a woman
>>748776609Totally organic post btw
>>748774958And to top it off I’m also trans!
>>748774667Daily Reminder:the Horizon IP is the brain child of some Sony executive, hench why these games have always had an very inorganic push to make the IP something bigger than what it actually is
>>748774263That's very nice. Good for Sony and the people who bought that game. I hope they enjoy it.
>>748774263Yeah right and cows can fly.
>>748774263Everything is "the most successful thing ever" until the studio gets shut down and they say it didn't meet expectations.
>>748776901>are big fansDoesn't really matter. GoW went from never really being remembered as the Playstation Icon to being posted every day. >shitpost memes There's basically no difference between Better Men Threads and the usual threads.You can basically rate how well a game is doing by 3 factors: Sales, Reviews, Controversy. If you have one of these, your franchise might survive. If you have two of these, your franchise is doing decent. If you have all 3, then you're a Baldurs Gate 3 or a Expedition 33 or Silksong etc.
>ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE>how many?>OHHO DON'T WORRY, IT'S REALLY BIG>how many?>WHY DO YOU CARE?>i dont, juet want to know how ma-->REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
remember when chuds said The Odyssey was gonna flop?aren't they tired of not having sex and losing every day?
>>748774872I remember playing it after two years after it came out. I was a huge fan of the Greek trilogy and PSP saga of GOW games. I sat down beat it and just didn't care afterwards like it was all a boring ass blur. I think I fought a dragon with Kratos's annoying son and killed Baludar?
It's easy to claim your game is selling when it's the only game on the console at all.
>>748776059>implying flags and IDs are badI would take this deal without even thinking about it.
>>748777562Maybe calling every game on Playstation as the only game is the reason every game sells well.
>>748774263Sure.
>>748776059I'd buy that for a dollar.
wtf, it was her time??
>>748777773God of War Angrboda when?
>>748774958>Wolverine>Doing wellWatch they never share the sales number again after the first week like they did with Ghost of Yotei
>>748777773WE
>>748775359Is this a daily thing like Steam?>Got more pre-order on day 1 than games that have been on pre-order for monthsShocking, and that mean it just need to have more than 50 pre orders
>>748777827>first weekbro, Sony hasn't said SHIT about Wolverine's sales numbers and it's been two weeks now. It's over.
>>748776565What the fuck is this?
anti-woke fuckers are the exact same as woke retards in game discussion. daily slop complaining about shite instead of gaming
>>748778360>Anti-Woke is TiringIt's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>748776565Makes me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WStXheemK9I
>>748778360yeah they're making money, why don't you go call a baker an asshole for baking bread too, you are the retard in this scenario
>>748774263We know that trick already.>put game up for preorder today>"wow, it's the most preordered game today!"Pretty much all mayor games get to be ""number 1"" at some point that way.
>>748778360Wow it's almost like if gaming wasn't woke trash since 2010s maybe we wouldn't be in this situation to begin with. Wow
>>748778509Like "new york time best seller" shit. Then you see how much it has sold and it's like 2k.
Did anybody here preorder it or even care about it?
>>748774263At this point snoys really do deserve everything dished out to them, holy fuck
>>748778360I am so glad i personally customized my youtube UI so i never have to see any of these “recommendations” or clickbait bullshit.
>>748778705I did, well I will, after I see the Collectors Edition
>>748778360Skill issue. All I see is cat videos and autistic one man passion reviews of niche series and games
>>748774263Sony inflates or exaggerates numbers within their store to trick their users into thinking a game they want to sell is popular. Same shit happened with Marathon, and look where that ended up. Steam does the same shit btw.
>>748778781My man is eating that PREMIUM shit
>>748774263Just like Wolverine, right?
>>748774456and the cake store has only one cake per year.
>>748778781Do collector's editions still come with decent figures? I haven't been a physical fag in over a decade.
>>748774647Stop with the antisemitism, dude
>>748774263cover a turd in chocolate you're still eating a turdalso snoy is known for artificially inflating their sales numbers
new Grifter Thumbnail "It didn't sell as well as the Kratos led God of War Games. FAIL!"
>>748778360can you do me a favor and show me a "leftist woke" version of this where they use AI thumbnails to prove their narritive?
Bull. Shit.
>>748778360
PS has no games.
>>748774667>the placeholder
>>748776565>>748778483KEK
>>748774958Why should I care about what gun and ball jocks think? It's not even their main hobby, they're probably too busy having casual sex to discern the mediocre propaganda that's shoved in their faces every minute of every waking day.
>>748781942>I'm able to right look throug da jooooowish propaganda conspiracy I'm so based and smart and this is the reason why I'm lonely miserable fat incel that will never attract a woman sexuallyok
>>748782059Yes.
>>748782059You're posting here. That makes you a chud.
>>748774263Numbers?
>>748782145>if you post here and call us chuds out you are... one of us!rightwing polcel logic at full display
>/v/ poster meets Deborah Ann Woll
>>748782206
>>748782206Do American women really handshake each other? So weird
>snoygroes subhumans have no standardsnews @12
>>748777279>How to make a successful game>Make a bad game that nobody wants to play>Buy reviews to say they're having a blast>Buy advertisements so people see your bad game>People make fun of it, but don't buy it>???>ProfitHas this strategy ever panned out? I've seen plenty of people say it would work. Mixtape, Concord, Dustborn, 1488, Starfield, Relooted, AC:Shadows, Subnautica Sub Zero, Tomb Raider, Amesia Rebirth, Watch Dogs 2, Silent Hill, Wolverine, and many, many more examples exist where it hasn't worked. To put this in perspective, AC Shadows caused an 85% drop in Ubisoft's stock price. Harpoon Therapeutics killed thousands, and only experienced a 70% drop. Releasing a woke game is worse than killing your customers financially.
>>748777470Why are you talking about movie slop, shouldn,t you showing us all with wolverine being a succ- woops i almost said something really stupid.
>>748778360hilarious. wokefags really have no theory of mind.
>>748774872I actually like the regular combat aside from the spammy parry, more games would benefit from just letting the player free strafe. it's all the stuff attached to it that I have zero interest in. sony cinematic interruptions, AAA crafting and semi open world activities, etc.
>>748774263WE MUST BE BETTER GAMERS /V/
>>748782469lol yea no one expected that game to be a success here..
>>748774263And? Everything they make end up "selling the most of all time", corporations making up numbers will never mean anything.
How could you play Ragnarok and want more God of War from the same developer
>>748782206That thing has the posture of a tranny.
>>748782431>has this ever worked?>lists games that were all commercial flops or underperformedI think you have your answer, anon.The 'fake it until you make it' thing doesn't work these days because everyone has attention spans measured in 30 second chunks. If you can't get a big, organic burst of popularity out of the gate and build that momentum, you can't artificially try to make one by paying people to shill your game/movie.
>>748774263THE FASTEST SELLING GAME IN THE UK YET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>748782859Peruvian mofo
>>748783056livvy is hawaiian you racist loser
>>748783114I know who you are, Peduende. Stay strong and healthy.
