she's tall
>>748832716me on the right but I'm not jewish
>>748832716>heelscheatin bitch
Every tall woman should bang short kings
>>748832716Canonically 5’9, so what’s wrong with manletdorf?
>>748833502i thought she was 6'6.
>>748833020Based.
>>748833502My dilator just flew out and broke my monitor... why would you do this???
>>748833608No, the proportions in her game are just fucked.
>>748832716>>748833502god, bayo is so perfect.
>>748833502Is she’s 5’9” her proportions are even stranger than I thought
Test
5'9 is not tall
>>748838367That’s the height Bayonetta 3 gives in character bios.
>>748833651is that nefarious IDF war criminal joshua tomar?
>>748833502The creators are wrong, she's 6'5 minimum
>>748840286That would make Luka borderline 7 feet tall.
>>748832716For you.
>>748832716people still play nusmash?
>>748841556it's more of an obligation than actually enjoying playing it at this point.
>>748832716Futa mommy btw!
thanks for the thread, i will pump to her ass later
>>748832716She's canonically a womanlet.
>>748844764still taller than me
>>748833020>>748833651Kino. This is my fetish.
>>748832716why does this look so desaturated
>>748846426>happily in love for 5 months>5 monthsdamn standards have fallen hard if that's supposed to be impressive
You get $1 billion, but you have to get pegged by both Bayonetta and SamusWould you dare do it?
Bayo isn't actually tall, her proportions are just weird.
>>748847659Yes
>>748847659Nope and anyone who says yes to these degrading "would you do x for money" are soulless cattle husks stripped of their self-respect by jewish propaganda.
>>7488479491 billy though
>>748848054Nothing that costs me my peace of mind and self respect is worth goypaper. I mean this with 100% sincerity. I simply do not place any value on what we are taught is "success" in schools and media, namely money and clout. They mean nothing to me. Just a carrot on a stick to keep the cattle running on the treadmill.
>>748847949Look bro if a couple peggings is all it takes to get my parents comfortably retired then you gotta do what you gotta do
>>748833502>5’9Why are nips so fucked when it comes to height?
>>748848250The idea is one bad day at worst will set yourself and generations for life to have "fuck you" money aka power until you die.
>>748832716>>748833502I think her heels add a bit of height desu
>>748848440Nah. I have a soul, I have no desire to "set myself and generations for life" on such a disgraceful foundation. You people have been groomed into being prostitutes for rich jews.
>>748848250>Just a carrot on a stick to keep the cattle running on the treadmill.Ok but 1 billy is enough to ensure that you'll never need to run on the treadmill ever again.
lol
>>748833020One of my friends from Middle School grew up to be 6'1" and she's seething that there aren't any taller guys willing to settle down with her. Meanwhile I, being 5'4", gave up trying to get her attention years ago. We're both going to die alone.
>>748834452Samus is giant too. Going by official heights, Samus is actually taller than Bayo.
>>748840541Luka should be smaller, also die and stop appearing in any games alongside the rest of her supporting cast
>>7488479491 billion dollars for a bit of asspain and emasculation is a hell of a lot nicer than any other way you could make 1 billion dollars. Plus, that's not just "set for life" money, that's "found your own corporate empire" money. Have you any idea how many video games you could create with $1,000,000,000?
>>748832716And owes me sex.
Tall video game women thread?
>>748849120>>748848641Shan't. Enjoy fantasizing about your jewish cuckoldry, thougheverbeit.
>>748833020Tall women think they're entitled to even taller men. A woman could be 7'4" and she'd still think she's entitled to some 9 foot tall mythical being.
>>748849254$1 billion lets you escape from that though. Jeffrey Epstein never even had a billion dollars and he still owned his own private island in the Caribbean and got to bang moot.
>>748849254Just saying, unless you are already born rich or are making NEETbux, you are already in the jewish rat race whether you like it or not.
>>748849292I mean, in Bayonetta’s case she actually got it…
>>748847659Is pegging even gay? It's still sex with a woman
>>748849498Extremely
>>748849485A work of fiction.
>>748849498In certain scenario's sex with women can be very gay
>>748847659So spit roasting?
>>748849498It's still gay even if it's a woman doing it, just like if a woman saves your cum after blowing you and then kisses you with it still in her mouth. That's very gay.
Here’s the real question. What’s gayer?>Getting pegged by a woman>Non-anal sex acts with another man
>>748849951There is no scale. A fag is a fag. Hope this helps.
Okay but what about getting your anus licked?
nice derail
>>748849989>There is no scale.There absolutely is. There’s levels of straight too. Like if you take otherwise vanilla penis-in-vagina and add something like small penis humiliation or cock and ball torture it loses straightness points, because you’re getting off on something pathetic during sex with a woman.
>>748848302This
>>748850174oh sorry, didn't mean to ruin this once intellectual thread
>>748850738Sorry for what? Our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they’re such good size and all.
>>748850887Hmm!
>>748851187It gets bigger when I post on it
>>748833502There is no way in hell she's 5'9 because Ganondorf is like close to 7 ft
>>748852302It's almost as if models in a fucking smash bros game aren't meant to reflect the character's sizes in their respective series
>>748852432Well they fucking should bitch
>>748852659Ridley. That is all.
Bayo is 200cm/6'7 and Dorf is 230cm/7'6The real point at hand is that Rosa is taller than both
>>748852659why so offensive
>>748832716Yeah cause she's wearing literal gunboats. Strap some magnums to my heels and I'd slay some floormats myself.
How the fuck was this blocky piece of shit revealed six years ago today?
