The goal of nu-CRYSTAL DYNAMICS is to hijack the iconography and memory of the original games and warp them into their own mockery. Although it looks like classic Tomb Raider on the surface, you can expect dumbed down baby game design full of yellow paint and an overly sentimental "tomb conservationist" Lara. Their philosophy and plan is on plain display just from the fact that they included nu-Lara's gay little necklace on the new design. It is a big "fuck you!" to the fans of the classic games, it is a raping of the original work and a declaration that the American/Crystal Dynamics version is the ONLY valid version, but plausibly deniable enough to be disregarded by casual fans of TR or the general public.The idea is to shut down any possible criticism of their shitty nu-raider creations by making people forget what the original work was ACTUALLY like. "What are you complaining about? The games have always been this way!"
>>748834230Nigger, it's been this way for 13 years. You just now noticed?
I already pre-ordered LoA.
>>748834230just give me my lau remasters and i will fuck off foreverthis franchise is dead to me
Nu-nu-Lara looks fine. I'll take it over Camilla Luddington's whiny, puffy cheeks.
>>748834230That model is from COD
>>748834910>no tits>fine
>>748834230>, it is a raping of the original work and a declaration that the X version is the ONLY valid version, but plausibly deniable enough to be disregarded by casual fans of TR or the general publicsaying that while posting the shitty demake as the old lara lmao
>>748834976loa shills are known to flood into every tomb raider thread to do damage controljust ignore them
>>748834910she shouldn't just look fine, she should be a 10 with huge titties
>>748834230The Lara on the right is not from a TR game.
>>748834230More like CVCKSTAL GOYNAMICS
Still buying it. I will always support my wife Lara.
>>748837164You're a better man
hmm
>>748837294Thank you.
>>748834230>AmericanHey, don't bring us into this, asshole. The nuTomb Raider games are still written by Brits. You guys don't need any help being pozzed
BIG
>>748840959TETAS
rank the series right now.
>>7488349102013 HorseyLara looked cute (in a shy awkward nerd way) and had a nice body. Then, they downgraded her a bit in Rise and plummeted into the ground with Shadow
Why is Tomb Raider 1 so long? I'm 17 hours into this game, when the hell does it end?
>>748834230it in no way resembles classic tomb raider on the surface
>>748834230We know
I'm noticing a cultural shift in female design within video games. The attractive characters created now often have small breasts but large hips and glutes. Contrast this with the 90s and 00s where the attractive characters wild have large breasts with relatively small glutes.
>>748842665II > III = Chronicles > I > Last RevelationHaven't played the AoD yet.
>>748844710It just looks like the Legends era games but a bit worse, like someone put Anniversary into an AI and told them to remake it. Except the AI would've given her bigger tits
yes I only play tomb raider because I like big tits.
>>748848513based
really makes you think
>>748834230Lara was always an ugly bitch in my eyes even as a kid. She's made for people who think kim kardashsomething is hot
>>748848513>>748848669Nigger-loving SLAVe ziggers are at it again
ayo hol up
>>748848513>>748848669Feel kinda bad for the guy she's dating. Bro got hardcore longhoused. I bet he has to sleep on a separate cot some nights, without a blanket.
>>748834230>/v/ expects me to think this is uglyNah
>>748851351Where are her tits?
>>748849818>even as a kid. She's made for people who think kim kardashsomething is hotahhh, an actual zoomerhow your puberty goin?has your voice dropped yet?
>Although it looks like classic Tomb Raider on the surface
>>748842665AoD > 2 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 5 > Anniversary > Legend > Underworld > Rise > 2013 > ShadowNo I'm not joking, I genuinely love AoD warts and all
>>748852053>Survivor series at the bottomBoomer
>>748852053Melee combat, slower pace investigations, escape segments, and the alchemical vibes are definitely underrated. Laura is also very perky in her denim outfit. Only downside for me was the clunkier platforming, but I’d still take that over modern hold W to win controls.
>>748852234>nuslop>reddit spacinggo back and stay there
>>748852234I'm 26 doe
>>748842959>2013 HorseyLara looked cute (in a shy awkward nerd way)Ah yes, Lara Croft, the known shy awkward nerd.
>>748851351Seems like /v/ is more bothered that Tifa lost 1" of bust compared to Lara dropping four cup sizes.
>>748852424Been here since 2011. Cope.NuLara is a goddess and the Survivor trilogy saved the series.
>>748852628*sorry I meant 2021
For me, it's this Radroach piece.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10324121
>>748852562To be fair, it was her origin story. It was a decent, yet flawed starting point. But then, they botched her hard in Shadows. Rise was a decent stepping stone though
>>748851351>random jeet cosplaying as larayou do you, niggetcattle
>>748852628how did it save the series when it has nothing to do with the series? it's just a regular modern slop aimed at drones like you, of course its popular
>>748834230Absolute correct. No notes.Any "return to form" or "tribute to the original" is always modern devs claiming or raping the original beloved product.>Crash N Sane Trilogy>Spyro Reignited>WoW Forever>Dead Space>Resident Evil 4>Castlevania Netflix>Demon's Souls>etcAll done with vitriol and malice.
>>748854042Kill yourself bitch ass nigga.
>>748834230>Although it looks like classic Tomb Raider on the surface, you can expect dumbed down baby game designcd already did that with anniversary 20 years ago and everyone who hasn't played it (everyone on this board) will pretend this pointless re-remake is dumbed down more than it already is
>>748854771being "dumbed down" was the last of anniversary's issues and beside people cried about tr3 so maybe cd had a point
>>748852053>>748852354I'd love to play AoD, but it crashes every time I try to start it (I have the remasters on GoG)I've completed every other classic game though, it was a fucking blast>>748842665II > I > IV > III > Chronicles >>>>> Temple of Osiris > Guardian of Light > Anniversary > Underworld > Legend >>>>>> horsefucker trilogy (don't care)
>>748854516>that breast reductionNah I'll just keep exposing marketers like you
>>748851351>>748834230>>748834910i'm only interested in the content regina3d might make with new lara
>>748848513>>748848669
