I cast Rev, Tithe Extractor from my Command Zone!
>>748889016Magic: The Gathering (colloquially known as Magic or MTG) is a collectible, tabletop card game created by Richard Garfield.
>>748889016Ich würde ihr meine zehn eintreiben, falls du verstehst was ich meine ;)
Any kraut that can translate?
>>748889016I play my nigga CoramPrepare to die, FOOL
>>748889016I love this guy right here like you wouldn't believe
>>748889184but she's only got like 4 holes...
>>748889238Whenever you attack, target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token, then look at the top card of that player’s library and exile it face down. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled. (A Treasure token is an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.”)
>>748889943Lame, I'm so tired of these mechanics
Yeah I'm sort of a god now
>>748889016I tap 1 blue mana and wash them away
>>748890521*Yeah I'm sort of a girl now
>>748890601Jace missed Tamiyo so much he invented a daughter in her colors
>>748890673I hecking love my Moonfolk waifu, I hope nothing bad happens to h-ACK!
>>748890543God I love Cleave
>>748890601>WOtC spent 10+ years writing a storyline spanning several different worlds and timelines>all of that was just so Jace could come to terms with his autogynephilia and become the woman he always wanted to beUnfathomably based.
Wow! Thanks for cooking me dinner Jace
Can you fags please return to your containment boards on /tg/Thanks in advance
>>748891206>*exiles you're post*
>>748891206He must be from the school of StingerQuill
>>748890673I thought she was dead
>>748889016>all that shot for a mere 4 mana (of which 3 are colorless)Modern MTG is so fucking awful.
>>748890960Did emrakul go back to bed after this or is she just hanging out now
>>748891389Tamiyo did die but Tamira is here now
>>748891574Tam playing with Emrakul just like Tamiyo used to
>>748889016Germans (and the french) are pathetic. Everyone else speaks english, but you apparently can't or won't.
>>748891507She is probably just hanging out in the blind eternities for now
Don't mind me I just can't lose the game
>>748891872>this set started its life as mirrodin purethe need to have wizard school at home will skullfuck the last vestiges of this universe's corpse
>>748892006Mirrodin pure was never real. They just had that art lying around and decided to use it, because this is a nostalgia bait set.If anything it started as a new strixhaven set, given that's half the cards.
>>748891460>all that shot for a mere 4 mana (of which 3 are colorless)Funnily enough. A 4 mana card that doesnt win you the game is literally unplayable in current standard
>>748891206Magic won
>>748891872don't mind me, just exiling your 9 mana creature for w with leyline binding in my 5 color deck, 4 turns after I already won
Don't mind me. Just being the single most Based character in the entire MTG lore.
>>748892870That was just my superior spiderman. I've already Excruciatored you 4 turns ago and my ancestral recall is on the stack.
>>748893449I hated sacrifice decks so much. what a cancer that was (and probably is. I don't play this shit anymore)
someone post smaug token or aragorn already
>>748890960How many "break in case of emergency"s are we at now?
was wizards based for this or nah?
>>748889738>>748890521>>748890960So what the fuck did I miss? Why is jace a gay rainbow nigga and what is mommy doing outside her gay baby jail?
>>748893449>The look of superiority when you know you're about to cause 10,000 years of autism on a mulit-planar scale
>>748893775You missed everything.
>>748893867Didnt that stupid tree rewrire the multiverse ten minutes Ago to bullshit a win against the femcel phyrexians?Why is a nuwalker more powerful than an oldwalker Why is a nuwalker causing more damage than Nicol bolas
>>748893473I miss when Spiderman, Spongebob and similar being in MTG was an obvious joke
>>748893867Jace decided to become a JRPG villain and decided because people are sad sometimes they need a whole universe where no one will be sad, also he gave his spark to a girl because WotC will literally never allow a white guy to be the pseudo-face of MTG even though he hasn't been for like well over a decade.
>a literal jace expansion where you jace and jace tokens and jace is everywhere No serously how didnt maro suffer a terrorist attack yet
>>748890767top kek
>>748890960I don't know the rules of the game, if you were to exile this card through other means that isn't the pay 3 colorless mana ability would you still be able to cast it?For example, you cast it successfully and your opponent targets it with an exile spell for some reason.I'm assuming the answer is yes with the way it is written but I could see it being no in some convoluted way.
>>748894052I was thinking about returning to MTG but replacing Jace with a retarded girl is making me reconsider that already
>>748894434The more i read about nuMTG the less i want to go back to it
your response?
>>748894407no because the card didn't get the "you may cast it from exile" ability
>>748894040
>>748894027Jace absorbed power from the Meditation Planea place that ugin kept bolas trapped in, Thus freeing bolas who has no memories of his past, and erasing Jace out of the main multiverse. Only for Jace to remanifest out of his own baby multiverse that is a color inversion of the main multiverse, Where Jace is omnipresent but not truly omnipotent. Jace did all of this and ended up dying to vraska in the end... because reasons
>>748894897>Life has many doors, Chandra-girl.
I'm so glad I sold all my Magic shit years ago.
Reality Fracture should have been a block. You can't have these grand stories be introduced and summed up in just one set. Its just silly wotc needs to get their head of out their asses and stop chasing profits at the cost of quality.
>>748895367Hasbro is basically insolvent and makes 0 money aside from WotC products so they're wringing it dry to prop up everything else.
>>748895458Its such a sad state of affairs, We keep seeing record breaking profits from magic but how long can it sustain whoring itself out like this
So this new set is Time Spiral but much, much gayer?
>>748895367Hexhaven and Reality Fracture should have been the second and third sets of the Secrets of Strixhaven block
Don't get me wrong I'm glad Garruk some some love this set but couldn't they done something with him besides make him black again? What if Garruk was red or even blue instead?
>>748894638how am i supposed to kick this if it doesn't have kicker?
>>748893775Jace decided to make his own universe with blackjack and hookers. He ends up going crazy and the rest of the multiverse have to kill him and release emrakul to eat his new universe. His OC (female) gets his spark at the end.
>>748894052The goal of his universe was no Phyrexians, no Eldrazi, and no Bolas. The individual happiness of people in the nu-universe was irrelevant
>it's like the magic you remember, but we heckin subverted your expectations! wow never seen that before
>>748895763The black return of the wildspeaker is pretty cool. I'd like it less if it was red or blue.
>>748895825>doesn't have "you don't lose unspent colorless mana" or something else that stops your floating mana from disappearing between stepshuh?
>>748896050As long as Omnath, Locus of the Void remains under your control, you'll retain unspent mana as steps and phases end, although that mana will become colorless. This means you can add mana and spend it during a future step, phase, or turn. Once Omnath leaves your control, you'll have until the end of the current step or phase to spend the mana before it is lost.
>>748893679He's still dead in mainline so it's kinda moot to me
>Still 35 bucks because no one bought the product she was part of
>>748896050It does, reread the second line. If you would lose mana (even colorless mana) it just becomes colorless.
>>748896050If you would lose the colorless mana, it just becomes colorless mana instead
>>748895994its a good draw spell in black, I just meant that black garruk has already been done
>>748893679Inverse soul sisters is a cool archetype, but the cards are always overcosted for what they do.
Look how they massacred my boy. He went one of the most feared commanders to a blood artist at home... first crimson vow now this, why does wizards hate the markov blood line?
>>748896143>>748896176>>748896197I see
>>748896441I'm more disappointed in his AU version. Cool art wasted on an absolute nothing burger card.
>>748893660Not sure, but because of Jace we now have both Emrakul and (amnesiac) Nicol Bolas roaming free.Before he started his brilliant plan, both of them were jailed and the multiverse was also free from Phyrexia. Shit was peaceful, if you don't count Omenpaths letting randos planeswalk, which could eventually result in other kinds of conflicts.
>>748896730they're never going to fix werewolves at this rate. the day night mechanic is too much of a pain to track in paper, and most of the decent werewolves are stuck with it
>>748896730>Furry EdgarHusband material
>>748896991There is no fixing them at this point. They have no cohesion in their mechanics, and WOTC can't agree on what the conditions to trigger them should be. It's why somebody like tovolar has to say fuck it and force transform all werewolves, even after he sets it to night.
>>748895742more like planar shift but much more retardedthe sheer number of funny colorshifts and direct-to-commander remixes and indulgent nonstandard sets have long since decimated everything that made time spiral specialframing it all around one-set-long epic battle for the fate of multi-multiverse and also lol another big dumb reset is just icing
>Liliana Blanco is the best character they have had in years, people love her in the story>gets killed instantlyGod damn it, WotC. She was a perfect haughty bitch. Yes, they probably got there on accident but read the room for once!
I'm sorry that /tg/ is /co/mblr tier now but you have to go back.
>>748894897>it's just supreme strange from what ifthey're drilling for oil in that barrel bottom now>>748895825>Emrakul>ctrl+f eldrazi>0 resultsshouldn't there be squids roaming around eating shit and lawmowing jace's plane then? shouldn't everyone be exploding into squids because emmy's here?why is omnath spookier than that cosmic janny?
>>748889238zehnteintreiberin is a compound of zehnt/tenth and eintreibering/Extractor fit basically translate to tithe collectorer/extractor the tithe is and old tax which means one tenth of all your income and usually goes to the church
>Emrakul can just eat multiverses nowfat bitch
Whats the best resource to go to for MTG lore? I collect and play, but I don't know shit about who's who or where's when.Like I pulled Jimmy Fracture yesterday, but I don't know anything about what he's up to.
Is magic ever gonan stupid with all their crossover bullshit?I played it for the first time this year after getting bored of ygo and it was a lot of fun but seing ff and avatar stuff everywhere is kinda weird and offputtingIt feels cheap like the game itself is not good enough to play so you have to add stupid bullshit to make it worth playingI stopped when the TMNT set came outI dont give a shit about turtles and seing them everywhere is anoying
>>748894897>>748902809reminds me of witch hat chapter
So Jace is a hero and doing heroic stuff but they killed him off because of it?
>>748902909>Is magic ever gonan stupid with all their crossover bullshit?I assume you mean stop? They've probably got contracts with a lot of the companies they've crossed with to do X sets, so I don't think it's going away.It's a shame because keeping stuff like that to secret lairs and decks like Miku and 40k would be fine. I like Avatar and LotR but on the same hand I despise the superhero shite, not to mention fucking Star Trek. I'd rather have none of these sets than all of them.
>>748903436No, Jace got a sword lobotomy that left him so brain-damaged he thought any of this was a good idea
>>748895081Yup, I was completely done after black Aragorn. Everything I'm reading in this thread makes me very happy that I quit this shit game.
>>748903801Same lmao. I could handle a lot of bullshit but the LotR set just completely fucked everything for me. I can't believe how disrespectful that set was when all of the other collaboration stuff doesn't do that from what I know
>>748903436Jace was quickly turning into a character people actually liked but for the "wrong" reasons (got in shape, acquired cute gorgon wife that he canonically nutted in constantly - no seriously, they even mention it in an official story) so they had to quickly turn him into a bad guy and kill him off...and replace him with a quirky female version.Same shit with the modern "he was bad" rhetoric about Urza. He was never portrayed as a villain at any point until more recent eras.
>>748895763This is alternate jace garruk. Main garruk is back to mono green
>>748904093>He was never portrayed as a villain at any point until more recent eras.For fucks sake urza was always a 'he did the wrong thing for the right reason's character. The entire point of urza was that he was fucking crazy and barely holding it together but it was that or everyone die. Urza was and is an asshole but the story admitted what he did was right. The problem with jace's mind palace: the set is that every woman in jace's orbit is a spineless idiot that stabs him in the back the moment he trusts them. Vraska and tam included. That and hexhaven is just way better than strixhaven.
>>748904421Urza saved first Dominaria and second the multiverse and everyone "hates" him for it. Complete nonsense. To have Liliana or other Dominarians using Urza's name as a type of curse or swear is fucking retarded and the worst type of retcon. Yes, he was crazy. Yes, he was terse and abrasive. But he was right and he actually succeeded.
>>748904632You are retarded.
>Who used the Golgothan Sylex>Who reopened the gateway to Phyrexia, allowing Yawgmoth to turn his gaze back toward Dominaria>Who sacrificed Tolaria>Who destroyed an entire nation in a pissing match with his brother>Who kneeled to Phyrexia in the endI think you see what I'm getting at here
>>748904093>jace got trashed for being the designated mtg player character's self insert>swapped for a danger hair zoomer non-characterI'll never like vraska for ruining golgari she can go fuck herself now, but now they're left without their favorite strawman and with an extra mouthbreather to feed stories that no one will enjoy or buy. shouldn't hasbro be cutting off these "writers" since all magic is good for is to feed the addicts still playing this game? they have no idea what the story's all about, they at best netdeck.
>>748905941Unfortunately their current writing team is really into the "this setting is just something I'm using to have expy's of all of my quirky unique friends from writers college as characters" (read: Strixhaven, especially SOS) thing.They haven't had a new interesting character since Angrath and they still managed to ruin him just like everything else.
>>748890673moonfolk pussy makes men act unwise
>>748889118I think at this point Garfield wishes people would stop associating him with MtG.
>>748908512His entire identity is still MTG bro.
>>748904632>ignoring the ice ageUrza literally fucked dominaria so bad it took millennia to recover anon. It makes total sense
>>748910889Now post what would have happened if Phyrexia was allowed to win.
