FUCKING LET ME BUY IT ALREADY GABEN YOU FAT OVERWEIGHT ROUND BULGING MASSIVE TOWERING SUBSTANCIAL LUMPISH INFLATED LARGE IMPOSING MOUNTAINOUS COLOSSAL PLUMP GINORMOUS HUGE MONOLITHIC WALLOPING WOBBLING CYCLOPEAN MEATY CORPULENT MONUMENTAL HULKING BOUNDLESS LEVIATHAN BLUBBERY HUMONGOUS VAST GIGANTESQUE OBESE IMMEASURABLE MONSTROUS VOLUMINOUS IMMENSE PUDGY ELEPHANTINE SIZABLE BROBDINGNAGIAN FLABBY HEAVY OVERSIZED CONSIDERABLE HEFTY BLOATED TUBBY BIG-BONED ROTUND GARGANTUAN WELL-FED LARDWHALE HAMPLANET JIGGLY NIGGERIS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO MAKE A FUCKING BUNCH OF CONTROLLERS? YOU HAD NO PROBLEMS WITH THE STEAM DECK. YOU CAN'T EVEN BITCH ABOUT RAM BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CONTROLLER. REEEEEEEEEEE
same tbqh
it's crazy that people go insane if they can't buy an entertainment product
>>748896074bro there's a controller shortage right now bro fuckin ai and sam altman am i right whatever you do don't blame valve for only manufacturing like 100 of them at a time no way bro they're just a small indie company bro you understand dont you bro
>>748896963Gabe has PTSD from the first 'team 'ontroller
>>748896074I want a controller
>>748896074He's just big boned.
>>748896074>WHAT'D'YA THINK OF THAT YER DISCOUNTIN'
>>748896074cancelled mine and got the Elite Pro Controllerhappy with it, don't need anything else
748897347least obvious shill lmao
>>748897347imagine saying those words without instantly killing yourself
>>748897347That dpad is so weird to me. Is it actually good?
>>748897509>>748897638qrd on the hate? solid controller from my experience and i have the money to spendi wasn't going to wait 5+ more months for the PRIVILEGE of purchasing the Steam Controller>>748897735i don't know if it's good or bad, it doesn't stand out as eitherthough i've never tried playing a whole game with just the dpad
>>748897735It's pretty much the only relevant feature (alongside replaceable battery), and it can be found on the regular controller. It's on par with the VITA d-pad.Don't buy the Elite, it's a waste of money. It doesn't even have hall effect.>>748897347jeet
>>748898014retardyou could've still bought it and scalped it for profit instead if you really didn't want it. now you're in the back of the queue again
>>748898014i just threw a ballpark number but it's actually been 5+ months>>748898301>scalpedwaste of time, i literally do not care about money
>reserved a steam machine w/ controller because why not >i'm actually on the list >REALLY want the controller and can think of a few uses for the machine but this is not a small amount of money in this economy>have also been burned not just pulling the trigger on new tech over and over and over againhm............
>>748898642Can sell the Steam Machine for a grand profit on ebay and just pocket the controller for yourself if you really wanted. ez pz
why is it taking a year to buy a fucking controller
>>748898810>needs to scalp to make moneypoor fags are subhuman
>>748896074I kinda hope this controller being popular encourages other controller manufacturers to go for more gimmicky designs as well at some point.A symmetrical controller with an extra wildcard input on each side is genuinely so nice. It's kind of lame how many controllers are just water-without-ice XInput clones, even if I understand why most are like that.Unironically feel like one of the reasons a lot of high budget and console games are so bland now is because control schemes for the current controller layouts are basically solved.
>>748896074I've never wanted something so bad in my life
>>748898301>could've still bought it and scalped it for profitthe fact that you even consider doing this tells me the color of your skin looks like poo
>>748896074Dang that really sucks anon.
>>748902342>steamie uses a fidget spinnerlike pottery lmao
>>748896074>he didn't brute force his way to victory within 5 minutes of the steam page openinglmaoing@urlife
>>748896074Sucks to be you. If you get one now it'll have the latest firmware where they fucked half the features completely.
GABEN'D
>>748902342are you mexican?
>>748905054We're all a little bit mexican on the inside.
>>748896074Those controls look uncomfortable, I feel like I'd be straining my hands keeping them at the top of the controller to get my thumbs on the joysticks a and end up accidentally touching the touchpads
>>748896074Does the controller have 8gb of ram in it or something?
>>748906772You don't have to cup them like titties.heh remember when that ars technica writer got cancelled for saying that a gamepad was like titties? Better times.
>>748906882Just can't keep up with demand. From this you can see that Valve calibrates their supply either accurately or inaccurately.
>>748896920Boredom is quite painful anon.
>>748896074this is all you need
>>748906772I agree it looks uncomfy, but I was surprised after getting mine just how comfy it is
