>The uncs are dropping the WoW Forever beta in record numbers>Its just zoomers rp'ing a unclarp talking about "how it was back in the day" >But they are talking about classics launch six years ago>Thats the audience they added blue sky elves for, not youWhen did you realise you were not the audience for WoW Forever?
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>>748898072Dick wolves
>>748898072Bald and pig like jokes aren't funny anymore, you are 38 years old and have chronic back aches
>>748898072>>The uncsniggerspeak
>>748898072>uncsJesus Christ, do a fucking flip
dead internet theory.
>>748898529I'm alive though.
>>748898072>The uncs are dropping the WoW Forever beta in record numbersMust be record low because I heard blizzard was making money hand over fist with it.
>>748898595living Internet theory
>>748898072Wait a minute, Penny arcade aren't millenials, they are goddamn late Gen Xers.
>>748898072MMO players are literally beneath gachafags on the hierarchy of being an absolute fucking mongoloid
>>7488980722007mostly, there was always a glimmer of hope.
>>748898072Can you repeat that in English
>>748898072What's the experience as an unc trying to play wow forever?
>>748898072Past a certain age, a man trying to relive their poopsocking shutin MMO days while having a wife and kids and a job can be a bad thing.
>>748898305>>748898424unironically this is why people say uncs here
Forever is not designed to succeed. I don’t mean >the game is badly made and it will failNo, it is intentionally designed to die.It’s marketed as World of Warcraft: Forever for a reason. Please take notice of what it’s lacking. There is no mention of Classic. It is succinct. World of Warcraft Forever: Season 2 looks natural compared to something like World of Warcraft Classic Forever: Season 2.Hell you could put any fucking thing there to sell an update World of Warcraft Forever: Tides of Change. It’s the same way they do Classic itself. World of Warcraft Classic: [expansion name]Forever exists as a template so blizzard can continue to re-release old alternate editions of the same game. The reason they market aggressively with streamers rather than try to build a long lasting community is tied to the overall purpose of these various re-releases: they align with quarterly reports.Forever beta was designed to bump a quarter. It’s why they drip feed hardcore as well. They do not want forever to actually stay. They want to release Forever 2: Elwynn Boogaloo to pump up a future quarter.This is why streamers are the core of their marketing. It’s designed to be a flash in the pan, to appeal to the fomo. It is not designed to have a legacy.
>>748898072I don't understand the image.What's wrong with those mushrooms?
>>748900706>He doesn't knowWe got a morel cherryboi here lads!
>>748898148yepthat was the year Blizzard banned me forever
>>748900256No it isn’t. It’s the lie they tell when called on it, but the reality is that they’re mind melted retards who unironically enjoy being social media addicts.
>>748898072Devoid of all cranial capillary covering, and bearing a countenance most reminiscent of the porcine species.
>>748901145t.social media addict
