What does skooma taste like
>>748899358Isn't skooma crack? Do you eat crack?
>>748899358salty milk and coins
>>748899358
>>748899358Is skooma good for you?
>>748899358I want to kiss it
>>748900493Skooma?
>>748899358Argonian piss
>>748899603It seems to be a potion since it's in a flask, and people seem to drink it
>>748900731
>>748899358probably fucking terribleas someone who has dabbled in a lot of different things, the one universal is that 90% of drugs taste fucking awful, you aren't doing them for the taste
>>748899358i am not a big fan of argonians
>>748901025try monosodium glutamate, it tastes good
I need an argonian wife
>>748899603Moon Suger is crack and I'm assuming it's snorted and you drink Skooma.Objective: Go into the market and sprinkle moon suger on all the sweet rolls.
>>748901324Me eitherI don't mind fan arts of them but how they are actually presented in the games I dunno how anyone can find them fuckable.
>>748901025Magic shrooms and some weed strains are pretty tasty.
I'm concerned people who want to fuck the lizards might be unknowingly under Hist influence.
>>748901726fan arts?what n'wah commissions paintings of farming tools?
>>748901471i love this artist but they only have one trick
It's not about how it's tastes. It's about sharing it with the ones you love.
>>748899358I wonder how incels and the chud philosophy would work out in a world where a lizard woman can simply snap their arms off with a bite
>>748899358>>748901471>>748902878its actually insane what eyelashes can do, like what the fuck is this shit just add eyelashes to something and it instantly becomes fuckablewhat the fuck man.
What a random thing to bring up
>>748899358salty Khajit piss
>>748899358caipirinha
>>748903739case in point
>>748903739For me the realization came a decade ago when someone pointed out to me that if you took Deku from MHA and added eyelashes to him, he just becomes tomboy Ochako.
>>748901726They're alright pre-Oblivion.
>>748903739
>>748903739>>748904926
>>748904926This gag never gets old to me
>>748903739>lmao what a nerd getting hard at symbolsfunny how makeup is the gateway drug to wanting to fuck cartoons isn't it? your brain is addicted to signals to the point that it want stimulus more than it want facts. the noddly gooner inside your head is a druggie that wants to goon and drawings give it goon with zero effort, eyelashes included. when it sees eyelashes it goons. it does not care if it sees eyelashes on a tow truck. it cares about eyelashes.it does not care about the argonian slut in the OP. it cares about the barrage of sex symbols drawn in the pic. your brain sees it and doesn't question the shitty friction of lizard scale on your body, it sees that drawing and force feeds your dick blood so it can choke hormones back at it like a good lil' druggy addict. it does not care if the reality is that you'de bedding a crocodile. it will make you do it and leave you stark fucking naked and afraid when said crocodile asks for a ring and how are you going to pay for the children.your brain is a slut. it is hardcoded.
>>748905486I will take responsibility for the crocodile. But not the tow truck, I'm not a freak
>>748904926
Scalies suck.Give me the fluff instead.
>>748903739>Woah if I add feminine trait thing becomes hot!??!????!!??Yes anon.
>>748899358Probably like some fentanyl water
>>748906257>tfw your bastard brother is a fucking housecat
>>748899880
>>748900493Argonians don't have lips.
>>748900306Of course it's good for you.It's like crack without any negative effect
>>748905935Both are fine
>>748899358I don't know the taste but I'm pretty sure it gives you the power to plow a kahjit girl 24/7 in the bed
>>748899358'>What does skooma taste likeI wouldn't know, I'm a 6'6" Nord living in Bruma, maybe if you asked a Breton, or a Dark Elf or a Khajit down south in Bravil or you'd get an answer.Anyways, I think we could use more snow, can't get enough of it!
>>748907114>Nord living in Brumacultural cuckold
>>748906834>it gives you the power to plow a kahjit girl 24/7 in the beduntil you find out she drunk the rest of your skooma and you have to make due without skooma influence for the rest of the week long sex.
>>748906257Is that actually legit? What is the art from?
>>748905987As It always
>>748907790It's full legit
>>748907786The foxes are extinct in TES
>>748908132I mean what particular piece of official Elder Scrolls media is it from though?
>>748908416The mobile game.
>>748899358Why are Nords like this?
>>748908341I hope the next Elder scrolls game adds them in it.
>>748901782>Magic shroomsThey taste like old dried hay. It's not terrible but it's far from tasty.
>>748907786Why are the jannies so allergic to fox girls in Skyrim?
>>748899358Dos2 has cute ladylike lizzies. Looking forward to seeing what Larian does with them in dos3.
>>748908754>can't marry them unless you are one of them too
>>748901782Dumbfuck, that's the first thing that came to my mind and I'm sure anon reference exactly the magic mushroom and how fucking had they taste. It is really incomprehensible how exactly 2 have PTSD now from that taste, it was a bad trip also...
>>748908875Yeaaah. Here's to hoping for a female lizz origin character. Even bg3 missed the boat on this. Party is jam packed with fucking elves but zero short king representation, orcs, or dragonborn.
>>748907790TES: Castles, I thinkShitty phone game
>>748901025Most alcohol is alright, some tobacco too
>>748899358mountain dew baja blast
>>748899358Kiss a khajit on the mouth and you can easily find out.
>>748908639I don'f think so. I forgot the specifics, but the race of fox people lived in or near Blackmarsh and were wiped out by some plague. They've never actually appeared in game.
I checked UESP and the The Elder Scrolls: The Official Cookbook says that it's sweet and gives you a recipe for a liqueur equivalent. So presumably it's got strong demerara syrup type flavors, balanced by cocaine bitterness. The moon part of moon sugar makes me think of coconut but I could be completely off base.
>>748908875Lame
>>748909639>wiped out by some plague.im sure eso will add them in some capacity once they get tired of whatever lore theyre currently raping to death.
>>748909963Didn't ESO stop development?
>>748901434>try E621
>>748904926disgregarding the shitpost, that's extremely sex
>>748901434I'm addicted to it
Skooma minus the Mlol
>>748911478KAZERAD WORK ON THE FUCKING UPDATE
>>748908754Yeah, theirs is one of the best female lizard designs I've seen.Come on Larian, you didn't add romanceable female lizards in DoS2, you didn't in BG3. Make it happen on DoS3.
check it out, Oblivion mods still work
>>748905987Ironically men actually have naturally longer thicker eye lashes then women. Its why girls have to use makeup and/or prosthetics to fake having thick eyelashes. The reason this even became a thing in the first place is because girls fluttering their eyelashes while flirting became popular a couple centuries ago and it kind of just snowballed since then.
>>748899358Prime kissing targets.
>>748903739Right? I find it amazing.You can pick up a ball, add big expressive eyes with big eyelashes on them, and it suddenly becomes attractive.>>748905987It''s more about the eyes in most cases. adding tits to a brick doesn't necessarily make it hot or cute, for example.
>tfw you tryna get your Keening in that Lorkussy but luck is zero and so you can't hit
>>748899358Unironically, like your typical commercial processed sugar
ARGONIAN OYAKODON
sex with large minotaur women
>>748901649You dont snort crack dipshit
Isnt lizard pussy cold?
>>748905935Nah, gimme some of that golden Altmer pussy.
>>748903739>its actually insane what eyelashes can do, like what the fuck is this shit just add eyelashes to something and it instantly becomes fuckablehyngghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>748907790one of the graves you get a dragonshout from is a grave for a nord's wife who was a khajit
>>748907790it's from tes: castles, a fallout shelter style mobile game which also has art of human women getting orc'd
>>748908875Fucking racist egg layers, let me have some of that cold slit.
>>748899358why did he write it?
>>748906834if it gets felines high maybe it tastes like catnip.what does catnip tastes like ?
>>748909886>obections
>>748917193Based
>>748918192Why is there so little of male human x female mino? There is a decent amount of male human x female orc, why not the other fantasy monster rape race?
Just how old are the elder npcs in Skyrim? Olfina looks and acts like she's 30 but Fralia looks like a rough 80Do Nords age like shit? Do Nords have kids at 50? Can women in Tamriel have kids at any age?
>>748899358Any Argonian wife mods???? Maid wife?????
>>748904926Looks like she need janny correction
>>748908875>>748917619I mean they're at war with humans and follow a tight caste culture system. I know that divinity continuity flip flops all over the place but as of DOS2 they're middle east trade king super empire level while the humans are mud hut dark ages european barbarian level so if you see one of these fucking brontosaurs spreading for you instead of trampling you be very wary of second interests.
>>748918291Theres some autist with a minotaur waifu that has like a whole family of em with human husbands. Except the original mom/dad which are both minotaurs.Nihea Avarta on e621
>>748899603It's combination opium meth. Speeds up the hands but slows down the mind.
>>748899358>The dominant one for having a child of the same race is the mother>This leads to the Nord population being damagedThe true death of Nords
>>748919928There is nothing wrong with an honorable death
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>>748902878Good fucking lord
>>748911108>pictured my ex
Cats > lizards
>>748899358>add marriage in Skyrim >can't marry a KhajitRuined my whole experience when I found out
>>748906623they do...
>>748924650Why would you wanna marry a cat
>>748924763
>>748924763Acatisfinetoo.jpg
>>748924763Toxoplasmosis.
>>748924763>>748926223imagine seeing these cat bitches losing their shit in bed and screaming while being fucked
>>748918342she aged like fine wine
>>748902220Traps and suffering? That's two gimmicks
agonians are best
>>748907790Legit. It's from The Elder Scrolls: Castles, an official mobile game that released back in 2024. The Nord king having an affair with a Khajiit commoner is an actual plot point Only memorable thing about it, IMO. Otherwise it's just typical mobile slop not worth playing.
>>748917926>exited
>>748899880I love this fuck ass meme
