>oh sir, forgive me, I hate to be a nuisance, but there’s just one more thing that popped into my head on my way out...>you mentioned earlier that on the night of the murder you were at home relaxing and playing games on your Playstation 5>now, I hope you’ll excuse me here because I’m not what you’d call a modern technology man, I can’t even get my television to stop blinking 12 o’clock>my wife though, she’s a real expert, watches all those review shows on youtube>and she was tellin’ me just the other evening while she was reorganizing her yarn drawer, that Playstation 5 doesn’t actually have any games>says it’s a real shame too, on account of how expensive the thing is>so when you said you were playin’ games on it that night... well, it stuck with me>just a tiny thing, barely worth mentioning, probably I’m misunderstanding something again, happens to me all the time>anyway, thank you for your patience, sir, you’ve been very helpful
>>748904827Too much text for a joke
>>748904959>reading is hard!dumb zoomer
>>748904827He gets it done.
what about BLACKED Hill
ONE GAME
>>748904827No sir, you must've misunderstood me. See, I installed Linux on a PS5 to play my Steam games from the comfort of a couch.
>>748904959As someone using AI to condense needlessly long text into quick informative bits, no it is not too long, especially for a columbo bit
>>748907291not too mention that the joke is it being at least this long
>>748904827lmao a fucking Columbo reference here of all places... how old are you people
columbo is based>>748909930this guy is not based and ngmi
>>748904827>blatant misuse of Columbo How's that MKW update that took over a year to release, tendie?
>>748904827>Ah, Lieutenant, you really are a breath of fresh air in this dreary investigation>Forgive me for laughing, but you’ve been listening to far too much internet gossip from Mrs. Columbo>You see, that phrase: "the PlayStation 5 has no games", is what the younger generation calls a "meme">It’s a running joke on the internet, a bit of dramatic exaggeration about the console's library of exclusive titles>I assure you, the machine is completely functional and quite thoroughly entertaining>In fact, on the night in question, I was deeply engrossed in a rather magnificent title called Demon's Souls>Though I suppose to someone who struggles with a blinking clock on a television, the concepts of high-definition ray tracing and solid-state drives might sound like total fiction>It’s a fascinating piece of machinery, Lieutenant, you really should have your wife explain it to you sometime
>>748904959fr fr
Columbo >I notice you said you have a Switch 2. May I ask, are you a member of the lgbt community?KEKAROO BASED COLUMBO
>>748904827Bumping simply for the fact that Columbo is the best TV Show to have ever been made.
>>748911308I started watching it recently, only finished season 1 so far, and it's been very enjoyable.
>>748911630I'm taking it very slowly, as it is a very good show. You might like The Rockford Files or if you like schizo investigations try Wild Palms.
>>748909930OP is some 50 year old jew.
>>748904827Unfathomably observant ColoumboThere's still a reason to come here.
>>748904959>now watch here as the mobilefag reels away at the sight of the dreaded paragraph>mm yes
>>748909930Columbo endures in the human gestalt. A timeless comfy show that created a beloved subgenre that gave rise to other greats like Monk and Psych.If you're apart of the anglosphere and haven't watched Columbo, or even worse, the Twilight Zone, you are simply uncultured.
>>748904959Fpbp. Columbo trannies btfo.
>>748912313>the Twilight ZoneYep, OP is a 50 year old jew.
>>748912313I watched Columbo, but never saw a second of Twilight Zone.What's it about?
>>748912409jewish predictive programming about what they planned to do to White societies. Written and hosted by a jew.
>>748912409An Anthology series about different supernatural scenarios. It's been rebooted a couple times, but the og 60s show was a huge inspiration to the entire horror genre.Any anthology horror takes direct inspiration from it, be it Tales of the Crypt, Black Mirror, Goosebumps, what have you.
>>748912313I watched a couple episodes of Columbo. It's fun sure, but it feels EXTREMELY formulaic.
>>748914568>but it feels EXTREMELY formulaic.It is, but it was a relic of its time where formulaic was good. Nowadays it's boring, but back then it was kinda neat.
>>748904959ps5 fans have 0 reading comprehension.
>>748909930This is a boomer website
>>748904827>>748910671
>>748916237Fuck off you geriatric retard.
>>748914568It was before Twin Peaks proved that tv shows can have stories that last multiple episodes and even seasons.
>>748910671>I guess that explains it then. Sorry to bother you. I'll be in touch if there's any new developments.>Oh, here's your pen.The next day>Hello sir, sorry to pop in like. This, y'see I was in the neighborhood and...>No. No I'll be honest, I wasn't in the neighborhood. Gosh, me out here in a fancy neighborhood like this? No, I came by because I wanted to ask you something.>I get stuck see, when information doesn't sit right it bothers me. Keeps me up all night. Drives my wife absolutely crazy. >Say you got a match?>So, the night of the murder Spectrum was down in the whole area. I mean thousands of people, no Internet unless you could get on a 5G hotspot. >My wife won't let me pay for the extra hot spot, you know they nickle and dime ya these days.>Well, see anyway it got me thinking. These modern video games, as I understand it a lot of them require you to be online. Right? Some sort of uh, anti-theft kind of thing.>I just, can't wrap my head around it. How are you playing Demons Souls without a connection?>We took a good look around this place, didn't find a Starlink or nothin'.>Boy that's weird.
>Ah.. Before I go.. It's just.. Something's been bothering me. You said, I'm sure it's nothing, but you did say, that on the night of the murder you were at the women's bathroom shitting diarrhea. Well, I'm no scientist, heh, but that is a cock dangling underneath that skirt isn't it? I'm sure it's nothing, *miss*. Good evening.
>>748904827Tranny show.
>>748909930Columbo transcends time and space newfag.
>>748918791>>>/tv/ - Talmudision, Shlomo.
>>748918235>>748914568Each Columbo is a movie. It was hardly a show in the sense we use today. Besides they changed it up from time to time. I like the one where the guy tells Columbo blatantly that he hid the body in cement under a pylon, so they dig it up and find its empty. Theb when he goes to dump the body before they reseal it, Columbo is there waiting.
>>748918782>how the internetkek
>>748912301Read it in his voice, god I miss him.
>>748918782????
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>>748909930>bruh you can't watch shows or movies older than yourself the ToS won't let you frfrI watched The Prisoner recently, it was kino.
>>748912409its Black Mirror without all the gay and black pandering
>>748919197>Columbo has even developed a special appeal among marginalized groups. “I think Columbo represents a kind of masculinity that is very attractive to a lot of queer people,” says @lieutenant-columbro. “I see a lot of love from trans men in particular, myself included. First of all, I think you can start with Peter Falk himself—He’s a short guy, he has a higher voice, and a lot of trans men can probably identify with these or other traits of his.” Fandom has a long history of providing room for queer people to find their own media representation. Artistic reclamation has always been an important part of queer culture, and perhaps that’s partly why Tumblr hasn’t shuttered like so many other early social sites. But why Columbo, a man of beige and police work?>This isn’t just a revival, either—it’s a reclamation. The Columbo of Tumblr (and perhaps the internet at large) doesn’t just embody the good qualities visible in his show; he also takes on the traits of his new fans. They proclaim that he’s friends with Benoit Blanc, that his wife is trans, that he’s heard of Drag Race. Because he works alone, and because we know the killers are guilty before he’s even on the case, the show doesn’t even register as copaganda. “This was not a show for blazing firefights and heart-racing chases made to glorify policing as an institution.”
>>748919581>jewish show attracts homosexualswater is wet
>>748919742Columbo is italian
>>748919939https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Falk#Early_life
>>748919581This is why regular people hate faggots and trannies.
>>748920153And why jews love them.
>>748904959>Too much text>For ColumboJust one more thing anon....you are a faggot.
>>748920153>>748920204This
>>748919742Wtf I love israel now
>>748904959you are ngmi
>>748904827Still cracks me up.
>>748918947>hebrew babble out of nowhere
