What am I supposed to do here?
pick up that can
Maybe have a biscuit sandwhich.
Pick up that can.
>>748908354fus ro dah that stupid bitch out of your way.
how did they get away with designing the metrocops like that
>>748908354just keep walking into himelectrocution won’t kill you
>>748908354Pick up the can and throw it at his head
>>748908354toss the can at the guard
>>748908354Tell the officer to pick up the can. He'll do it because his overlords will kill him if he doesn't.
>>748908354wait a minute, that can...
>>748908496This guy is an electrician.
Shove the can up your butt then crawl in the trash. It'll confuse him and you'll unlock the antlion pod early and sasquatch will reveal himself if you quickly look right. My friend John Thomas said it works because his uncle is Gabe.
[CAN HIM]
>>748908354turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>748908354reverse bunny hop away from him, he can't catch you
Uninstall this piece of unc slop.
>45.5% of Half Life 2 players are cucks
>>748908354shove the can up your ass
>>748908354drink from the can
>>748908354drink the verification can to continue
>>748908354
>>748908354Shove that can up your ass!
>>748911682>G-man shows up>They're waiting for you, Mr. Freeman... Throw the can in the trash, or I'll put you back into stasis.
>>748911682>Focus, Gord>Hmm, maybe if I drop this into the trash can that jerk will get out of the way
>>748912673>2 seconds later>You're a stubborn man, Mr. Freeman. Fine, I'll do it for you this one time but then you're on your own
>>748912798Have-Blast 2
>>748911682>>748912673>the right can in the wrong trashcan can make all the difference in the world
>>748912798>*picks up can*>"Holy shit! Did... did I just pick up that can with my fucking mind?!?"
>>748912902kek
>>748913063nice
>>748911682Wait a minute, that bin....
>>748913063>ragdoll.sfx
>>748908354try to piss him off lol, I made him angry and he chased me through the whole area
>>748908354Throw the can at him to get an achievement.
>>748913063Focus, G. Press E to rape.
